00:00We would go to dinner and I'd make her pay.
00:03Welcome back to Dirt with Danny. My name is Danny Jackal.
00:05Tonight I'm in Old Town Scottsdale and I'm going to be asking people,
00:08what is a secret that you never told your ex?
00:10What is a secret that you never told your ex?
00:12Don't really f*** with the way she smashes when she's on top,
00:15but I kind of humored it so she never got upset.
00:17The rhythm is just off, but everything else is great.
00:20Back shots, great. Head, great.
00:22But you take some things to your grave and I guess I'm dead now.
00:24I take it she's not a horseback rider.
00:26No, not equestrian at all.
00:28What is a secret that you never told your ex?
00:30He never made me come.
00:33Just plain and simple.
00:35I mean, I guess there's a reason he's an ex.
00:37That's the reason I'm engaged to a new man, so yeah.
00:39Did you fake it with him?
00:41Oh, yeah.
00:42Like every time?
00:43Yeah, sure did.
00:44What is a secret that you never told your ex?
00:47That I low-key cheated on her, but she cheated on me first, so it was like, okay.
00:51So instead of just being a man and being like, yo, you cheated on me,
00:54you just decided to f*** a girl instead?
00:56Yeah, it was, yeah.
00:58I mean, that's one way to do it.
00:59What is a secret that you never told your ex?
01:01That I didn't like him or his family.
01:04He thought you liked his fam?
01:06Yeah.
01:07Oh, gosh.
01:08I'm a good actress, what can I say?
01:10What is a secret that you never told your ex?
01:12I hated her f***ing guts for like five months straight.
01:16Everything she did, I just hated.
01:18Just ached you out?
01:19Oh, yeah.
01:19Yeah, like we would like go to dinner and like I'd make her pay.
01:23Wow.
01:24Why wouldn't you have just ended a month in of hating her instead of waiting five?
01:28Because I kind of wanted to f*** her over.
01:30Why?
01:31I don't know, because I hate her.
01:33Did she do anything wrong?
01:34I just didn't like her.
01:38What's a secret that you never told your ex?
01:40Oh, she was really liberal and I hated that.
01:43Political differences.
01:44Yeah.
01:45Did you talk about politics?
01:46Yeah, that was always the topic of conversation.
01:48Oh, is that why you ended?
01:50Uh, basically.
01:51What is a secret that you never told your ex?
01:52I hooked up with both of my exes in the same night.
01:56Like, I left my ex's house and then went to my other ex's house.
01:59And they'll never know that.
02:01They'll never know.
02:02They'll never know.
02:03I hope they never know.
02:04That is a savage move.
02:05Women in men's fields.
02:07What's a secret that you never told your ex?
02:09Her cooking was, you know, the best.
02:11Regardless, you probably munched.
02:13Oh, absolutely.
02:14The cooking was bad.
02:14Her mom was a cook, but she couldn't cook.
02:16The apple falls way far from the tree.
02:18Moral of the story is you shouldn't have let her cook.
02:21Oh, man, that's great.
02:22That was good.
02:23What is a secret that you never told your ex?
02:25I thought my ex was going to kill me, low-key.
02:29Actually?
02:29Yeah.
02:30How do you think she would have done it?
02:31I can't say it.
02:32I don't know, but I was scared of her.
02:34What is a secret that you never told your ex?
02:36I'm not actually allergic to strawberries.
02:38Why did you lie about that?
02:39I've been lying about it since I was, like, seven.
02:41I hate strawberries.
02:43Very PG.
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