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00:00Who is legends?
00:03Ask each of them to host a festive dinner party.
00:08Then get them to score each other in secret.
00:11A big, shiny, shimmering nine.
00:15On today's show.
00:19Shouting in the shops.
00:21BOGIES!
00:23And grooving in the garden.
00:26As five famous food fans fight it out for fat flavours
00:30and a fistful of the folding stuff for charity.
00:32Give me a chuffing jeruru, but not from the bloody bin.
00:43Jingle my bells, deck my halls and openly roast my chestnuts.
00:47It's only ruddy Christmas.
00:50And the final day of the celebrity special.
00:54And look who's hosting from a bungalow.
00:57Dick and Dom!
00:59And they reckon they've sized up their competition.
01:02We know what we've got to try and beat now.
01:05We've eaten all of the dinners. We know the standards.
01:07And I think we know that Debbie's probably in the lead.
01:09Well, after the extraordinary array of edibles on display this week,
01:12you might be right.
01:14Hello!
01:15First host Aussie drag star Courtney Act
01:17kicked off the festivities with a vegan feast.
01:21Who said pink wasn't a good idea?
01:23I was really happy with my night,
01:25although I feel some of my, you know,
01:27vegan food choices may have divided the opinions of the table.
01:31That and all the crude table talk
01:33bagged you a decidedly average 24 out of 40.
01:39Tuesday night saw Charlotte Dawson, reality star and daughter of legendary comic Les,
01:45attempt to grab the grant for charity by cooking for the very first time.
01:50My night was dorsalicious.
01:53I gave them the party.
01:54They had a belt in time.
01:56That may well be, but they only awarded you 23 points.
02:01Their bums are going to be sore tomorrow.
02:03YouTube sensation Steve-O the Madman brought a bit of Caribbean style to his Christmas party.
02:09My night, the vibes was alive.
02:13You girls all right?
02:14Oh, this is good.
02:15He even delighted veteran TV star Debbie McGee with the quality of his food.
02:20Steve-O's night really surprised me actually,
02:23because I wasn't expecting the food to be as good.
02:26Which was all reflected in his score of 24.
02:29This night is called Debbie Does Downton.
02:35What nobody was expecting, however, was the near-the-knuckle table chat
02:39at magical assistant and strictly high kicker Debbie McGee's last night.
02:44I think at my house they realised that I was no angel.
02:50I laid on the bed naked and on my mouth I put,
02:54do not disturb, but down here I put disturb.
02:58Debbie!
03:01What?!
03:02Debbie chuffing McGee, just like the rest of us, aren't you?
03:06Yes, but with slightly more points.
03:0835 to be precise, putting Debbie way out in the lead.
03:11But as it's all for charity, it doesn't really matter who wins, does it?
03:15I'd be gutted if I came last, because who wants to come last?
03:20Be nice to win, be nice to win.
03:21Be nice to win something.
03:22The last time we won anything was a BAFTA.
03:24Ho ho ho, he slipped that one in, hasn't he?
03:27Ow!
03:29Anyway, what Christmas shenanigans are you planning for your guests tonight?
03:33So our theme for tonight is the festive festival.
03:36Yeah, we do loads of festivals over the summer,
03:37so we thought about bringing a summer festival to Christmas.
03:40Genius!
03:41You better find some other place for your BAFTAs to live.
03:44This has got winner written all over it.
03:46And the first crusty queuing at the portaloo at the festival of food is the main, a Christmas dinner kebab.
03:53Kebabs!
03:54Kebabs!
03:55Yes!
03:56Now you're talking, boys!
03:58Why is there a Christmas dinner on a kebab?
04:00Why?
04:01It sounds weird, but actually if you think about it, you know, the meat, we've got the meat, that's the
04:05turkey, so it's got the meat.
04:06And then you've just got all the fillings and the trimmings that go with it.
04:08It should be alright.
04:09And then you have a bit of garlic mayo and chilli sauce on the top.
04:11No, you don't.
04:11I've just realised that there's two of them, so it's gonna be a lot easier.
04:16There's only one little point that we disagree on.
04:18Yeah, because the Christmas dinner...
04:18Well it's not a little point, it's actually the difference between everyone enjoying their meal,
04:22or having to do what you want because you don't want to budge,
04:25because you've decided that you want them to be a certain way.
04:28I don't think it is gonna be easier.
04:30I believe that people should have choice.
04:32You would never put chilli sauce and garlic mayo on a Christmas dinner.
04:36That's what makes it what a Christmas dinner kebab.
04:38No, there's only one way through it.
04:39I believe what I believe, you believe what you believe.
04:41Shall we start cooking?
04:42Good idea!
04:43Here we go.
04:44No, because we haven't sorted it out.
04:45It's what you want.
04:46God, you'll never get this with Ant and Dick.
04:48If we don't put it on, they'll just go, I've had a roast dinner on bread.
04:51They could also say, I would have loved that if they hadn't put garlic mayo on that bread.
04:55That's the gamble you take, because if you don't put it on,
04:57you're just eating a Christmas dinner on bread.
04:59I'll stick some chilli sauce somewhere in a minute.
05:00Let's get cooking.
05:01Crikey!
05:02Dick grits his teeth and starts to peel carrots,
05:05whilst Dom prepares the stock for his vegan roast option.
05:08Are you two okay?
05:09He's in one of them moods today, where he just wants me to be wrong.
05:13It's a bit like a dysfunctional marriage, mine and Dom's relationship.
05:16What?
05:17Try and get the divorce papers out soon, dear.
05:19All right, now.
05:21It's not an EastEnders Christmas special.
05:23There we are.
05:24In.
05:25Bingo bay leaves, then a splash of white wine.
05:29We can see you, Dom.
05:31It's never the answer.
05:33Oh, no.
05:33The vegan roll is wrapped in tin foil, then lowered into the stock and shoved in to bake.
05:39It's a different way of presenting a Christmas dinner.
05:43So I would hope there's a sausage on it, a bit of turkey, a brussel sprout maybe,
05:48roast potato, a bit of stuffing, and then I'm really sure I'd really like it.
05:53Your balls are smoother than mine.
05:55All right.
05:56Yeah, Debs, you are going to love it.
05:58At the moment, yeah, it is feeling like maybe we've added too many layers to everything.
06:02So it's getting a bit stressful now.
06:04Perhaps a game of bogeys will help.
06:07Let's see if we've still got it.
06:08If you're not familiar, it's what they used to play when they were still on the deli.
06:12Well, welcome to a festive bout of bogeys.
06:15Richard McCourt and Dominic Wood out of retirement and today into the classic arena of a local supermarket.
06:22Bogeys.
06:23Yes, McCourt straight off the bat there with a 2.8.
06:25What a tremendous start that was.
06:27Wood to reply needs better to stay in the game.
06:30What do you need? Vegan what?
06:31Ah, vegan butter.
06:33You don't think they do vegan butter here, do you?
06:34Ah, the inquiry technique, it's a classic tactic.
06:37No.
06:38Not normal.
06:39Bogeys.
06:40Yes, that's expertly delivered. 3.4.
06:42She will not be forgetting that in a hurry.
06:44Right in her face.
06:46Admiration from McCourt.
06:47He really has got his work cut out now.
06:49Some crisps.
06:50He has some nibbles, doesn't he?
06:52So...
06:53Bogeys!
06:53Oh, he smashed it.
06:554.6 by the party bags of crisps.
06:58Wood really needs to up his game.
07:00Oh, hello.
07:01He's been distracted by an offer on soy sausages
07:03and McCourt has taken the opportunity to line up his next shot.
07:07Bogeys!
07:07If this were a part, that bogey would be out of it.
07:106.7 on the snotometer.
07:12Wood really can't muck about now.
07:14What's he got?
07:16Bogeys!
07:17Oh, it's very good.
07:18There it is.
07:197.4 and McCourt can't believe it.
07:21Nearly killed them.
07:22Wood, justifiably gratified.
07:25What's this though?
07:25McCourt has got his stride on.
07:27That stride we've seen before, it can mean but one thing.
07:32Bogeys!
07:33Oh!
07:34Check it out.
07:349.3.
07:35It's a whopper at the checkout.
07:37It's turned that lady's hair white.
07:39I think he's won.
07:40What?
07:40She is all shades of befuddled.
07:42Wood concedes defeat.
07:44McCourt takes the match.
07:46I won.
07:46You won.
07:47I won!
07:47Get in!
07:48Come on!
07:49Yeah, I hope you paid for them, fella.
07:51On to the starter.
07:52Mini mac and cheese, Crimbo Crumble.
07:55Well, we've already had a macaroni cheese
07:57and we've already had Crimbo Crumble.
07:58This sounds a bit like Boxing Day, where you have all the leftover food that you turn into
08:02something new for your sort of second favourite guests.
08:06The boys start by creating a cheese sauce and a vegan cheese sauce.
08:10I'll tell you what, that's going to taste like.
08:11Cheese.
08:11Flour.
08:14Flour.
08:15Tiny bit floury, yeah.
08:17Cheese it.
08:18It's a cheese sauce.
08:20Well, he has got a point.
08:21In goes truffle oil.
08:23Hang on.
08:24Yes?
08:25Yeah.
08:26That tastes just right now.
08:27I think that's perfect.
08:27Having reached perfection, the boys blast it with salt and pepper.
08:31The sauce will be combined with pasta and breadcrumbs and reheated later.
08:34Dessert now, gingerbread churros.
08:38Gingerbread...
08:39Kouros.
08:40It's churros.
08:40I have no idea what a chururu is.
08:44It sounds like a dog.
08:45It's just deep-fried batter covered in sugar and deliciousness.
08:49Kouros.
08:50Nope.
08:51A chururu!
08:53Well, quite.
08:54The boys sift together flour, baking powder and salt.
08:57Then add a watery egg mix and beat together.
09:00Beat, Dom.
09:01That's not beating.
09:02We need mash, mash.
09:03Think mash, mash.
09:04There you are.
09:04Looking good.
09:05That's my son.
09:07Here we go.
09:08Easy, Dick.
09:09He's going to explode.
09:10Come on, chop me into our one.
09:11There's an offer you can't refuse.
09:14Agh!
09:15Agh!
09:16Agh!
09:17Your turn.
09:18Well, that didn't last long.
09:20Dom bags up the sticky goo for a test run, then pipes into hot fat.
09:24Well, don't they look lovely?
09:26They look like crispy shredded beef from the Chinese.
09:29Let's hope those and the vegan versions look better tonight.
09:32Christmas churros.
09:33Look at that.
09:34All the way from Jupiter.
09:36They're a little bit battery though, Dom.
09:38That was horrible.
09:39I think I've had enough.
09:40Urgh.
09:41Oh dear.
09:42I think it's a pretty simple menu and so, yeah, I expect it to be executed well.
09:46I think something might get executed.
09:48The problem is we're actually now in really bad moods.
09:51So we're not only going to serve 50% good food, but we're also going to be miserable doing it.
09:55Well, it wouldn't be Christmas without a bit of bar humbug.
09:58It's been a very long week and tonight the boys need this to go out with a bang.
10:04Be careful what you wish for.
10:06Right, well, that's it.
10:07All done.
10:08Prep done.
10:08Guests on the way.
10:09Booze in the fridge.
10:10Yeah.
10:11Sorted.
10:11Just get our frocks on and we're off.
10:12Yes.
10:13Dress code.
10:15Festive.
10:16Festival.
10:17Fashion.
10:17Oh, I've got the perfect outfit.
10:20Oh.
10:21This could be competition for my night because I think it's going to be a fun night because
10:25it's not so formal.
10:27All right.
10:27This is it.
10:28Dick and Dom's summer Christmas festival in our bungalow.
10:32First up and wishing she'd come in sensible shoes, Courtney.
10:36Hi.
10:36Now to get past security.
10:37That's it.
10:38Frisco Frosty.
10:40Hi.
10:41Hi.
10:41Hi.
10:42How are you?
10:43Hi.
10:44Good evening.
10:45Merry Christmas.
10:46Come on in to Dick the Dom's festival.
10:49Hi.
10:50Dick the Dom.
10:53Hello.
10:55Hello.
10:56Happy Christmas month.
10:57Hi.
10:58Happy festival.
10:59Courtney's turned up.
11:01Yeah.
11:01I don't know what tigers have got to do with festivals.
11:05And I don't know what festivals have got to do with Christmas.
11:07Hi.
11:08No, no, no.
11:09We'll do mulled wine from a teapot.
11:11It's the warmest thing I've had all week.
11:13Oh, naughty kitty.
11:14Hooray.
11:15Cheers.
11:15Hooray.
11:16Who's next?
11:17It's Debbie, who I'm pretty sure has never been to a festival.
11:20Oh, Debbie.
11:22Hello.
11:24Hello.
11:25Miss Feline.
11:26Hi.
11:27Hi.
11:28Yeah, you can stop that now.
11:30Next up, Steve-O.
11:31Who appears to be attending a festival for couriers.
11:35Steve-O.
11:36Oi, oi.
11:38Steve.
11:38Welcome, welcome to the party.
11:39Yes, buddy.
11:40This is where the festival's at.
11:41Dick, door.
11:42Thanks.
11:44Is there any vegetables in this?
11:46Fruit.
11:46Fruit is great.
11:47Fruit is good.
11:48Fruit is beautiful.
11:48Yep.
11:49Keeps you regular.
11:50Last up, Charlotte.
11:52Who looks like she's wrapped in tin foil.
11:54Enter.
11:55Oh, yes!
11:56Oh!
11:57Bestie babe.
11:57Yes!
11:58The festival.
11:59Oh!
12:00Oh, you look amazing.
12:01Do it that way.
12:02Alright, Frosty.
12:03No.
12:05There's the Christmas spirit.
12:07Yeah, you show them.
12:08By the way, we've got some special Christmassy snacks for you.
12:12Oh, yeah.
12:12There you go.
12:13There you go.
12:14Look at that.
12:15Ooh, stale.
12:17Ebenezer would be proud.
12:18Oh!
12:19Coming up, Dick gets something off his chest.
12:22Oh!
12:24And the winner's revealed.
12:26And in second place, it's...
12:29Yay!
12:34Yay!
12:36It's the final day of our celebrity-fisted food fiesta with Dick and Dom throwing a festival-themed
12:42night in an attempt to win £1,000 for charity.
12:46Right, we'll leave you in the VIP area.
12:48Oh, yeah.
12:48We've got to go and do some cooking things, yeah.
12:49Oh, yeah.
12:49So, be famous and do celebrities.
12:51Oh, yeah.
12:51Mingle, mingle.
12:52Yeah, mingle, mingle, festival things.
12:53Yeah.
12:53Yeah.
12:55OK, so here we go.
12:56Having mixed their cheese sauces with pasta, the boys dole it out into ramekins, then top
13:01with dried cranberries, breadcrumbs and blue cheese.
13:03Nothing says Christmas like fermented cow titty milk.
13:07With mould in it.
13:08And then it's in to cook.
13:09It's the final countdown.
13:11I think everyone's kind of, you know, relaxed.
13:12We've all got to know each other.
13:14I think tonight we can all just enjoy the evening.
13:16Out come the bakes and there it is.
13:18Mac and cheese Grimbo Crumble.
13:21Here we go.
13:21Oh!
13:24So we've made a mini mac and cheese festival.
13:27Grimbo Crumble.
13:28But inside there's four different cheeses and truffle oil as well.
13:31I've never had macaroni cheese with truffle oil in it.
13:34Absolutely delicious.
13:35I'll be doing that myself.
13:37Love truffle.
13:39Clearly.
13:40Is it true that truffle is, um, pig poo?
13:43Pig poo?
13:44It's mushroom.
13:46Certain kinds of pigs can sniff it out.
13:47Oh, that's what it is.
13:48OK, sorry.
13:48I knew there was something with pigs.
13:50You can see his brain working.
13:51He was always like, truffle, truffles.
13:52I know about truffles.
13:53Yep, truffles.
13:53Pigs.
13:54Pigs.
13:54Pigs.
13:54It's pig poo.
13:55Would you really eat pig poo?
13:57No.
13:57Who's been saying that?
13:58Now, you know, Christmas is, like, always associated with being, like, the kids' time of year.
14:03But, and then we all grow up.
14:04What's the worst thing about being grown up?
14:07Doing your own washing.
14:08Honestly, the washing machine terrifies me.
14:10And it goes for hours.
14:12Exactly.
14:12Like, why do you need your clothes washed for an hour and a half?
14:14The worst thing about being an adult, then, is washing machines.
14:17Consensus?
14:17That's it.
14:18Not mortgages, not death, not driving cars, nothing like that.
14:21Washing machines.
14:22Terrifying as an adult.
14:24Awful.
14:24We are being sensible tonight.
14:26We've got deep conversations tonight.
14:27Yay!
14:28You got that?
14:29You got that?
14:30You got that?
14:31You alright there, Dick?
14:33Oh!
14:34Oh!
14:35Oh!
14:35Oh!
14:36Oh!
14:38Oh!
14:38Oh my God!
14:40I knew it was a trick, but it's like...
14:42Boy, that rich can hold a lot in his mouth, carny.
14:44Oh!
14:45Oh my God!
14:47Oh my God!
14:47I had no idea what was going on.
14:49I'm so shocked and confused.
14:52Sorry, I just got something stuck in my throat.
14:53I don't know what was going through her mind, really.
14:55Chuff it!
14:56Where did that come from?
14:57Is it?
14:58Me esophagus.
14:59If we're all done, we shall move on.
15:01Yes?
15:02Yes, yes.
15:02Good.
15:04Starter went well.
15:05It certainly did.
15:05I think if the main course goes as well as a starter,
15:07I think we're in with a chance.
15:10Dick slices up his turkey for the kebabs,
15:13whilst Dom deals with the nutty vegan roll.
15:16It's madness, I tell you.
15:17You know, you can go to festivals, you see like
15:19macaroni cheese, hot dogs, Corn of the Cob,
15:21and Christmas roasted kebabs.
15:22Do you?
15:23Not at any festivals I've been to.
15:26On goes the gravy and bacon-wrapped sausages.
15:29This is not a kebab.
15:31Yeah, well, if you let me put the chilli sauce and garlic mayo
15:33over the top, you'd understand.
15:34Well, I've tested it.
15:35You're not doing that now.
15:36Oh, I think he is.
15:38Oh, there it is, everyone.
15:40Christmas dinner kebab with sauces.
15:43Here you go.
15:44Oh, I'm intrigued for this.
15:45There you go.
15:46This is what we like to call a Christmas dinner kebab,
15:48and with the garlic and chilli sauce,
15:50it's so weird but unique.
15:52Something like you won't have tasted before.
15:54And is this turkey at the bottom?
15:56Mm.
15:57Okay.
15:58Well, the chilli and garlic,
15:59I was surprised how nice that tasted.
16:01I'm going to try a Brussels sprout.
16:04Whoa!
16:04Push the boat out, Stevo.
16:06They make you fart then, don't they?
16:07Sorry, Debs.
16:08I do make you fart.
16:09Mmm.
16:11Nice.
16:12Crikey, he likes it.
16:13That was nice.
16:14That was a-okay.
16:16In fact, it was a star.
16:17Oh, God.
16:18Sorry, peeps.
16:19That sprouts on its way back.
16:20I think they did like it.
16:22But I think they've got a few things to say about it,
16:24because it was so different.
16:25No, it wasn't different, though.
16:27It was just a roast dinner, on a bit of bread.
16:29Back at the table, and Debbie's in a sharing mood.
16:32What if I learnt about you, Charlotte,
16:34that you don't have a stop button anywhere.
16:40Which makes you very lovable.
16:42And I think that's been a hard thing for you to become,
16:45because you lost your dad when you were a baby.
16:48You've grown up and created your own character,
16:51which is you.
16:52It's wild and dangerous,
16:53but you've grown up to be yourself.
16:56Well, that's shut everybody up, hasn't it?
16:58I'm getting sentimental to her.
17:00Oh, God, it makes me feel like I'm going to choke up again.
17:02It's just been so lovely being with Debbie.
17:05When I think about my dad,
17:07and she knew him really well,
17:08it's like a missing jigsaw,
17:10and she's kind of put a little jigsaw in this week.
17:13Ooh!
17:14It looks lovely, though.
17:16Oh, bless.
17:17He's been moved to tears.
17:18Where's Steve?
17:19I don't know.
17:19He just legged it through the back door.
17:21Sorry.
17:21Oh, we thought you need to get to the limit.
17:23That food went straight through me.
17:24What did?
17:25I didn't want to do at the table.
17:26I think everyone that knows me
17:27is going to be very, very proud
17:28that I didn't let that one go at the table.
17:29I didn't want to fart at the table, so...
17:31out of respect.
17:32I think I can pat myself on the back
17:34that I've made Steve-O into a more of a gentleman.
17:38The internet salutes you, Debbie.
17:40Main done, it's time to have another crack at those churros.
17:43Your pudding, boys?
17:45Oh, quick.
17:47Oh.
17:49Problems?
17:51Dom grabs and pumps his piping bag of batter,
17:54and Dick snips when appropriate.
17:56These look absolutely disgusting.
18:00Look at that.
18:00Oh, they taste like...
18:02I can tell you, it's absolutely foul.
18:05Just disgusting.
18:07Looks like a poorly pussy's litter tray.
18:11And the chocolate sauce.
18:13All right, boys, people are going to eat that.
18:16What do you think Debbie's going to make of these?
18:18Let's find out, shall we?
18:19Dessert, gingerbread churros,
18:21with chocolate ruddy sauce.
18:26Right, let's serve and bring the bin with you.
18:28Oh!
18:30We give you dessert.
18:33Oh!
18:36And we give you sauces.
18:37Oh!
18:39The table's just to the right, boys!
18:42Oh!
18:43Oh!
18:44The dessert?
18:45You deserted us.
18:47Oh, Debbie, you are funny.
18:50Is that what we do with things that are different in this world?
18:53We just throw them in the bin?
18:55Oh, you're not going to...
18:57Oh, you are.
18:59Oh.
19:00It's not that bad.
19:01Let me smell it.
19:02Delicious?
19:03They're nice.
19:05What?
19:05It was belting.
19:06It was bloody belting.
19:07They could have just served it.
19:09You do know that's out of the bin, don't you?
19:11Is it actually out of the bin?
19:13Yes!
19:13Give me a chuffing churroo, but not from the bloody bin!
19:18Sorry about dessert.
19:19It all went horribly, horribly wrong.
19:22We thought we were doing the right thing by just ditching it in the bin,
19:24but they all seemed really upset.
19:25Yeah.
19:26With the pud going in the bin, the boys have got one last chance to treat their guests.
19:30As it's the last night, we give you the big one.
19:33Dick and Dom's FFF Festival Festive Frenzy.
19:37Whoa!
19:37And we're sick!
19:39Righty, that chilli sauce was strong.
19:43Hello, Frosty's back.
19:45The FFF was effin' fabulous.
19:50Woo-hoo!
19:51We had fire eaters, we had dancing snowmen, we had disco lights.
19:56It went off.
19:57I haven't been to many festivals like that, it must be said.
20:00And that's probably a good thing on balance.
20:03I'd give us a six.
20:05Would you?
20:06There was no dessert.
20:07It's a three-course meal, but we served up a two-course meal.
20:09We've only gone and lost.
20:11Well, let's find out, shall we?
20:13Dick and Dom need 36 to win the grand for their charity.
20:16I was going to give Dick and Dom a higher score,
20:18but I had to eat dessert out of a bin, so I'm giving them an eight.
20:23I'm giving Dick and Dom a sexy seven.
20:26I've had a lot of fun in Dick and Dom's festive fungalo,
20:29but boy have I got wind, so I'm giving them a seven.
20:34Excuse you.
20:35I'm going to give Dick and Dom a disturbing.
20:39Whoa!
20:40Hold it right there as the scoring was all done in secret.
20:43Let's find out together.
20:52This is worse than waiting for the attached results.
20:55In fourth place,
20:57Charlotte!
20:59Yay!
21:00This is good.
21:02You came for this is good news.
21:04In...
21:05Join in third place,
21:07Corny and Stivo!
21:09Yay!
21:11Come on!
21:12Let's run!
21:15And now it's between Dick and Dom and Deborah.
21:19Triple D!
21:21Quite a mouthful!
21:23And...
21:23And...
21:24In second place...
21:25Second place!
21:26It's...
21:27It's...
21:27God!
21:29Dick and Dom!
21:30The winner is...
21:32Come on!
21:33Debbie gave the boys eight, putting them on 30 points.
21:36Well done!
21:37Well done, Debbie!
21:39Debbie!
21:40Oh, well done, Debbie!
21:45Well done, Debbie!
21:46Well done, Debbie!
21:46Well done, Debbie!
21:46Well done, Debbie!
21:47Well done, Debbie!
21:47Well done, Debbie!
21:4720 for you!
21:49Debbie, it's for charity!
21:50Make it rain!
21:51Make it rain!
21:52Yay!
21:54It's not over Steve though!
21:56I never win any of these things, so this is a first.
21:59So, hey, whoopee!
22:02My batter let me down, I think.
22:04I'm going to blame it on the batter.
22:05To be honest, I'm surprised that we even came second.
22:08We serve a dessert in a bin.
22:10I'm a winner. I am a winner.
22:13Well, technically, you came third with Courtney.
22:15Steve-O!
22:16That's Debbie!
22:18I feel like coming third alongside Steve-O,
22:22that's the real kick in the teeth, isn't it?
22:23Debbie McGee!
22:26Debbie McGee is a first-class bird
22:29with a first-place prize.
22:32Never above you, never below you.
22:35Oh, it's besides you!
22:36Merry Christmas, everybody.
22:38I'm going home, shutting the door,
22:41putting the Do Not Disturb sign up.
22:43Or am I?
22:45Cheers.
22:46Oh, Debbie, you naughty little...
22:47Cos I may be bad, but I'm perfectly good at it.
22:51That's in the air, I don't care, I love the smell of it.
22:55Sticks and stones may break my bones,
22:58but chains and whips excite me.
23:02Nah, nah, nah, come on, come on, come on.
23:05I like it, like it.
23:06Come on, come on, come on.
23:09I like, I like, I like, I come on.
23:11Come on, come on, come on.
23:12I like it, like it.
23:14Come on, come on.
23:15Come on, come on, come on, come on.