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00:00Satsang with Mooji
00:30Satsang with Mooji
01:00Satsang with Mooji
01:30You're very rude to her
01:32Sorry
01:32You don't sound it
01:33Forget it, George, all right?
01:35I've got bigger fish to fry
01:36Why?
01:38What's the matter?
01:41I've been thinking
01:41I need to get my house in order
01:43Day in, day out
01:45We stare death in the face
01:46But it's dawned on me
01:47I haven't even planned my own funeral yet
01:49Yeah, I think you've got a bit more time yet, mate
01:53That's the thing, though, George
01:54None of us know
01:55The Grim Reaper could be lurking around the corner now
01:58Just sizing me up
02:00Pointing at me with his bony finger
02:02But when the time comes
02:04You'll give me a good send-off, won't you?
02:07Push up
02:12And relax
02:14Push up
02:16And...
02:17Hey!
02:18You could've crushed me toes
02:20Oh, come on, they weigh half a kilogram
02:21They couldn't even crush a cornflake
02:22Don't be getting a cob on with me
02:24I'm just following instructions from the physio
02:26Oh
02:28I'm just, eh
02:30Just gonna nip out for a bit
02:33Good, I could do with some fresh air
02:34I'm going on my own
02:36I need to have a break from you
02:37Oh, that's nice
02:39I'll bring you something tasty back for your lunch
02:41The pie might perk you up
02:43A bit weird, innit?
02:51Man of your age
02:52He's talking about his own funeral
02:53Unless there's something I don't know
02:56Ain't enough about me, alright
02:57What about this thing with Christina?
02:59What about her?
03:00Well, you've got to ask yourself
03:01What it is
03:02That you like about domineering women
03:05No, I don't
03:07I've been making me out to be some sort of perv
03:10Jenny, Christina, my mother
03:12None of them could exactly be accused of being backward at coming forward
03:15Maybe I'm just happy in my own masculinity
03:18Oh, you're a massive pushover
03:20Hey, look, there's something you don't understand
03:22Christina
03:24She can be quite sweet
03:26Beneath that, well, sometimes brash exterior
03:29Beats a heart of pure gold
03:31Hang on a minute, what is all this?
03:34You're gonna have me out of a job?
03:35Oh, three big dollops of pigeon poo
03:37I can't concentrate with filth all over me windows
03:39Just to let you know
03:41The new bonbons
03:43Have arrived
03:44I think so too
03:45Last batter of disgrace
03:46Hard as bullets they were
03:47They had my villain out
03:48Tell you what
03:50A couple of free bags
03:52We'll call it quits
03:53You see
04:00Domineering
04:02By the way, I'm, um
04:04Taking some time off this afternoon
04:05Eh?
04:06It's a bit last minute
04:07It's them, yeah?
04:14Only 72 more sleeps on a big day
04:17Oh, I can't even bring myself to think about Christmas
04:20Honestly, I'm that knacker cook I could sleep on a washing line
04:23Is that not your prezzy list?
04:24No, is it, heck
04:25No, it's just the stuff we've got to do this week
04:28Ta, here you are, is it?
04:30Oh, ta
04:30Cheers, please
04:32Oh, Mrs Connor asked me to check on the us-lit thog order
04:35How are you getting on?
04:36Yeah, yeah, nearly done
04:37It'll be done in an hour
04:37I've got a thong
04:38Custom-made it is
04:39Me and Craig used to buy daft little presents for each other
04:43Stick them under the tree
04:44Oh, bless
04:45It's got tiny little pictures of Craig's face and my face all over it
04:48I'll dig it out this December
04:50Wear it in his honour
04:51I'm sure you'd be very honoured, wouldn't you?
04:56Er, by the way, I am going home after dinner
04:58Mrs Connor said I could have the rest of the week off
05:00You're lucky, ma
05:02Er, you try spending a couple of hours with my Tyrone
05:04He never stops moaning
05:05He could come over, if you like, keep him company
05:08No, no, you're all right
05:10Cassie's sharing the load
05:12You could teach you some top tips
05:13Like how to do a wheelie
05:15Hey, I've been reading about essential oils
05:21You put a couple of drops in some water and it creates a feeling of calm
05:27Oh, right
05:28Hey, what do you think?
05:32Ew
05:33Lavender and neroli
05:34That's horrible
05:35Smells like an old lady's knicker drawer
05:37I hope you're not referring to me
05:39Because mine is the only knicker drawer that you're familiar with
05:42And I'm still in my prime
05:43No, I thought it might benefit the kids
05:46You know, make Brodie and Shanice a little bit more zen
05:48Well, it's worth a trying to
05:49Right, I'm going to get going
05:51Have you, um
05:53Have you had any more time to think about what we were discussing yesterday about Tricia?
05:59Yeah, yeah, forget about that
06:00It's all done and dusted
06:01Well, is it though?
06:03Because a trauma like that can cut very deep
06:05You can't just shrug it off like an old garden
06:07Yeah, I've told her to leave me alone
06:08So you accept what she did was wrong?
06:11Yeah, a load of fuss about nothing, okay?
06:13It's you and Brian trying to rewrite history and I won't let you
06:15She was a grown woman, Tim
06:17You were a child
06:18Yeah, it's done, finished, gone
06:19All right, I've told her to leave me alone so I can get you off me back
06:22Because when you start interfering with me life
06:24You're like as irritating as a plague of wasps
06:26Hello
06:33Hey
06:34Guess what?
06:36I have managed to sell the Rovers
06:38Finally!
06:40Oh, congratulations
06:41Who bought it?
06:43Float core, Ben
06:43Is that all you've got?
06:47Everyone's going to be pecking your head, you know
06:48Desperate to know the goss
06:49Not my problem, hon
06:50Yeah, what do you care?
06:54You and Michelle are just one around the Emerald Isle
06:56Yeah, well, that's the perfect way to commemorate my dad's anniversary, isn't it?
07:01Once you've got Auntie Rose, she's not blowing a funeral out of the way, that is
07:05So tomorrow, you're setting off nice and early then?
07:11Yeah
07:11Although, I have been having second thoughts about leaving you on your own with, you know, Becky
07:21I won't be on me on my own, will I?
07:25Bessie'll be here
07:25She'll love that
07:27The two mums together with me out of the way, I'll be like old times sake, won't it?
07:33Bessie's not daft
07:34She understands that things have changed, we've all moved on
07:37Honestly, Carla, you've got nothing to worry about
07:40Anyone would think you don't trust me
07:44The thing about Brian is he can be very pompous
07:52He reminds me a lot of a boss I used to have back in the day
07:57Ooh, he was a chain smoker
07:59Little grey flecks he used to have all over his suit
08:01He could never be quite sure if it was ash or dandruff
08:03I bet his lungs are in a bucket somewhere now
08:06Very nice
08:08Are you listening to me?
08:15I think something's wrong with Todd
08:16He was talking about his own funeral this morning
08:19What, just out of the blue?
08:21Yeah
08:21Asked me to give him a good send-off
08:23Oh dear
08:25Ooh, I like the sound of that
08:28Can you, um...
08:32Can you get into his emails?
08:35What?
08:36Well
08:37Yeah, but
08:38Yeah, no, no, but nothing
08:40Come on, if it's something serious you need to know about it
08:42George, his mother is not here
08:45You're the nearest thing he's got to a parent
08:47Come on
08:47Feels wrong, does this
08:58I usually respect people's privacy
09:00Good Lord
09:05Weatherfield Hospital
09:08Confirming an appointment for today
09:10Well
09:12He's there now
09:13Getting results for tests
09:17Oh dear
09:17Look, if this is something serious
09:20He's going to need somebody with him, you know
09:22Yeah, but I don't know for sure that he's there on his own, do I?
09:25I can't just turn up
09:26Yeah, well, all right
09:27Well, just sort of go and keep your distance
09:29And, I don't know, scope out the situation, love
09:31You're like a father to the lad
09:34Come on
09:34They need your support
09:35Kevin!
09:43You've left the chair now
09:44You don't say
09:46Can you take it off, please?
09:50D1
09:51No
09:52I'm going nowhere
09:54Open this door now
09:56I'll kick it down
10:00I'd like to see you try
10:14Oh, Kevin
10:16I hate seeing you like this
10:18You can't keep shutting yourself away, please
10:22Can I come in?
10:25Please
10:25Carl put me in, um, in an impossible position
10:45I couldn't do right for doing wrong
10:47You stood there and watched them
10:48Make an almighty fool of me
10:50I didn't know what to do
10:52You took his side, not mine
10:53There's no coming back from that
10:55Don't cut your nose off to spite your face, Kev
11:00I'm here, yeah
11:01You're going to need my support
11:03Get out
11:03Before I chuck you out
11:05What have you got there?
11:28Tyrone written you a soppy love letter
11:29Oh, no, no
11:30Just a list of things I've got to do this week
11:33Honestly, it's never-ending
11:34I bet he's running you ragged
11:36No, no, he's quite good, actually
11:38I mean, usually he's great
11:40He'd make tea
11:41Stick a wash on
11:42Even sometimes put the bins out without being asked
11:45Have you heard yourself?
11:47I bet you're doing ten times the amount he is
11:49Well, maybe
11:50But us women, we're better at multitasking, aren't we?
11:53It's just genetics
11:54Oh, my God
11:56He's brainwashed you
11:57Oi
12:00Pick that up, you little bug
12:02It's one piece of paper, Tim
12:04What harm can it do?
12:05You might endanger the local wildlife
12:07How?
12:08I don't know
12:08Badger might eat it somewhere
12:10Get a poorly tummy
12:11Don't be such a sap, Fizz
12:14Live a little
12:15You're a long time dead
12:17Tim?
12:24Erm
12:24Could you take me into town?
12:27Yeah
12:27You've not been in Ty, are you?
12:29No, no
12:30But you'll be spark out
12:31So I might as well grab a couple of hours while I can
12:33Yeah, get in
12:34Thanks
12:44Honestly
12:44I glance up from caravanning today
12:46And there you are
12:47Lurking
12:49I didn't want you to be here on your own
12:53Theo not around
12:59I didn't know I'm here
13:01I don't know why you'd want to keep something like this secret anyway
13:09Problem shared and all that
13:12Well, I'm hoping it's not an actual problem
13:14What's your symptoms then?
13:22I found blood
13:23In my poo
13:24Piles
13:27My dad was a martyr to him
13:30I'm knackered
13:31All the time
13:33And
13:33Not really shaky yesterday
13:36Could have been the shock of all this
13:40Or else low blood sugars
13:43We should keep some emergency donuts in the office
13:46Is it your diagnosis, doctor?
13:48And I know
13:48I'm always telling you to keep your hands off the client's biscuit tin
13:51But I'd make allowances
13:53If you were having a sugar crash
13:55Whatever happens
14:04I want you to know you're not on your own
14:08Chance would be a fine thing
14:09I do love your topicals
14:15Behave yourself
14:16I mean
14:20Menly men
14:22They don't tell each other, do they?
14:27But it's true
14:28I love you
14:31Keep your eyes down
14:34People think we're a couple
14:36Todd Grimshaw
14:41Go on then
15:01Mate, stick your hand in your pocket
15:02Oh, alright, guys
15:03Listen, what are you having, Pete?
15:04Bottom of the law, I'll bet on
15:05Yeah, I'll have to let him get to you
15:06Jump here
15:07Hiya
15:15How you doing?
15:18Yeah, good
15:18Yeah, do you know what?
15:21I'm glad I bumped into you two
15:22Alright
15:23Yeah, it's just
15:24Look, I know you've known Todd a long time
15:27So please don't say anything
15:28But
15:28I'm really worried about him
15:30Oh, come
15:32What's happening?
15:34That's the thing
15:34I don't know
15:34He just seems a bit
15:35Just seems a bit off
15:37I can't say I've noticed anything out of the ordinary
15:42He can be moody
15:44Can't he?
15:45Like proper
15:46Mardy bond
15:47When he wants to be
15:47Oh, yeah
15:48I don't know
15:49It's probably me just overthinking
15:51It's just
15:51I don't know
15:53It just sort of feels like
15:54It feels like something he's not telling me
15:56Oi, gas bag
15:57Where's the ale?
15:59Come on
15:59We're dying of thirst over here
16:00What are these guys?
16:02I better am
16:02I don't believe this
16:17You can't just flop around the place
16:19Treating it like some sort of doss house
16:21Steve's invited me
16:22So
16:23Where is he?
16:24I sent him out to get some snacks
16:26I'm starving
16:27Honestly, you give that man a dog's life
16:30Yeah
16:30You'd know all about that, wouldn't you?
16:32Right?
16:33You could give me a masterclass
16:35Anyway, I don't mean to be a buzzkill
16:37But I've got to do the hoovering
16:38Wait
16:39Wait
16:40Not really
16:41I quite fancy joining one of those volunteer programmes
16:49Oh, well, my church is always looking
16:52In fact, we got a jungle sale just next week
16:53Er, meant something a bit more exotic
16:56You know, animal conservation in the Amazon jungle
17:00So you wouldn't rather man the brick-a-brack stall at the church hall?
17:03Funny
17:03No, there's this study on poison dart frogs
17:08Might be really interesting
17:09What?
17:14I thought you were in a jungle
17:15I mean, you'd scream the flat down if you see a spider
17:17There won't be any spiders in the church hall
17:20Mrs Braythwaite is relentless with her mini-racuse
17:23Todd?
17:30You're breaking up, I can't hear you
17:32What have they said?
17:34Hello?
17:37Something wrong?
17:38Yeah, it was a really bad line
17:40We got cut off
17:41Well, if it's anything important
17:43They'll call you back
17:44John, I'm just going to go and see
17:46If there's a bit of reception outside
17:48Could be urgent now
17:49Summer, sorry
17:54Is everything okay?
17:55I just thought I heard Todd's name
17:56Oh, who knows?
17:57No-one tells me anything
17:58Oh, yeah
17:59It's like that, is it?
18:00Well, you know Billy and Todd
18:01They're cause thieves
18:02Yeah, all right
18:05I'll see you in a bit
18:06Look at you two, eh?
18:09Drinking like a couple of nanas
18:10Oh, fighting talk from the big man
18:13Yeah, that's all right
18:13Well, let's take some shots
18:14See what you're made of
18:15Yeah, I'm in
18:15All right, I'm in
18:16Yeah, all right
18:17Last man standing cockers, eh?
18:18Let's do it
18:19Right, these past few weeks
18:29Have been a total mare, haven't they?
18:31You'll get no argument for me on that, Scott
18:33But you've been brilliant, you know
18:36So supportive
18:37And now I'm bailing on you
18:40Yeah, to go to your auntie's funeral
18:43It'll be good for you to get away for a while
18:47Spend some time with family
18:49I want you to enjoy yourself
18:51Have a decent break
18:52And as far as me and Becky are concerned
18:56I promise you have absolutely nothing to worry about
18:59My heart's with you
19:00My future's with you
19:02And I'm not going to let anything come between us
19:05I'm here
19:09I'm good
19:11Sorry, it's been a while
19:21Mum, help me
19:22What's happened?
19:23I'm in agony
19:24I'll call an ambulance
19:26No
19:26No, I'm not going back to the hospital
19:28Just get me back in the chair
19:29Come on, love
19:31I feel like I'm walking on sunshine
19:34You've never burst into song, are you?
19:36Am I?
19:37I was so relieved to hear it was good news
19:40You've been worried on the phone, eh?
19:43I'm a massive pollard
19:44Oi, thank you, George
19:46Tell the whole world
19:47You're really stupid now
19:49I totally overreacted
19:50No, no, but you were anxious
19:52It was understandable
19:53Come on, Billy, take him out
19:55You're still stressed up to the eyeballs, aren't you?
19:57Yeah, come on, Billy, take me out
19:58You want to celebrate dodging the coffin?
20:00I would love to
20:02But I've told Summer I'm waiting for a parcel
20:04She's got to rush off and see a mate
20:06You can come back with me, though
20:08We can crack open a bottle
20:09Come on, then
20:10Twist in my arm
20:11Come on
20:12See you, George
20:13Got a lovely bottle of red
20:17That you can try
20:19Well, it's careful
20:21You need to get ready for this, ain't you?
20:22Well, they said he'd be here, so
20:23It's gratifying you've offered him an olive branch
20:26Oh, we've got to be grown up about it, haven't we?
20:29I do what's best for Alfie
20:30Do bear in mind that I and Nina are here
20:35Should you need me?
20:36Cheers, Roy
20:37I appreciate that
20:38How you doing, Kev?
20:44Alfie's stuff's in his bag
20:46I'll pick him up after tea, if that's all right
20:48Fine
20:49Thanks for looking after him
20:50He's my kid
20:51I don't need to thank him
20:53Hey, how about I take Alfie for a little wander
20:58While you all sort yourselves out
21:00Come on, sweetheart
21:01We'll go and get some sweeties from the cabin
21:03I'm his dad
21:06Nothing's going to change that
21:07No, you're right
21:08You didn't want him
21:09Don't start on me
21:10No, way too selfish for the kid
21:12You've said as much yourself
21:14Why are they wasting time with you two?
21:17I'll follow Sal
21:18I'll take Alfie to the park or something
21:20No, I don't think that's a good idea
21:22Stop playing games
21:23I'm not going to let a scumbag like you come between me and me boy
21:27No, I think Carl's right
21:28I can't let you take in while you're in this state
21:30I'm angry
21:31Who wouldn't be?
21:33Give me a couple of minutes
21:34Sort myself out
21:36No, not today
21:37You can see him another time
21:52No, not today
22:07I'm angry
22:09Oh, three shots for the three amigos, eh?
22:31I'm still allowed to drink.
22:33Yeah.
22:35In moderation.
22:37Yeah.
22:38Mm.
22:40I read somewhere that, um, it murders the brain cells.
22:45I've got precious few of them left, so, you know.
22:49Well, we all have those days where we need a little, uh, pick-me-up.
22:53I tend to treat myself to a grand bag of, um, cola cubes.
22:59Whatever floats you go, what's that?
23:04How are things, uh, vis-a-vis the, uh...
23:07I don't think it gets any worse, Brian, if, um, if you put a name to it.
23:20Dementia.
23:20No, no, no, I'm still the same.
23:25Mm.
23:27I do find myself forgetting words sometimes.
23:32Like, I know they're there, but I can't quite reach them.
23:36Um, I'm still the best of us this morning.
23:39I couldn't remember the word for treacle.
23:41I couldn't imagine.
23:42Brian, don't tell anyone this, but, um...
23:51I don't know if sometimes I'm losing my mind or just my confidence.
24:00Oh, yes.
24:01Very tricky character.
24:03Confidence.
24:05Comes, it goes.
24:07No rhyme, no reason.
24:09Cheers, boys.
24:10Cheers.
24:11Cheers.
24:12Oh.
24:14Really?
24:16Aye, aye, aye, that's rough.
24:18Hey, do you know what?
24:19We should probably, uh, we should probably talk numbers
24:20and get you to sign some up while you're three sheets to the week.
24:23I might have had a few too many, but my head's still screwed on.
24:27Listen, more shots.
24:28All right, all right, I'll tell you now.
24:30We can definitely work together.
24:31Let's talk numbers tomorrow.
24:33Yes.
24:33More shots.
24:34More shots.
24:35Cheers, ma'am.
24:36Cheers.
24:37Where is he?
24:39He's waiting to be checked by the doctor.
24:41What happened?
24:41You were supposed to be looking after him.
24:43He was trying to empty his catheter
24:44and he must have stretched too far
24:46and fallen out of his wheelchair.
24:48You should have done it for him.
24:50Well, you know what he's like, Mr. Independent.
24:53So how long was he like that for, then, laying on the floor?
24:56Look, he was being really crappy and bad-tempered
25:00because I just needed to get away.
25:01I was only going a few minutes.
25:03I just did some errands and looked to fresh girls and...
25:06You shouldn't have left him on his own.
25:08Well, where were you?
25:09I know you weren't at work
25:10because that was the first place I called.
25:12But, yeah, Carlos sent me to the wholesalers.
25:16So what have they said?
25:17I mean, he must be OK.
25:19Must he?
25:20Or they would have sent him to hospital.
25:22They said he sprained his wrist quite badly.
25:26Yeah.
25:27That's all we need.
25:28At least he could wheel himself around a bit.
25:30Now he's...
25:31He's going to be relying on us more than ever.
25:36I'm not sure I'm in the right headspace for an interview.
25:38It's horrible seeing Kevin.
25:40He's such a state.
25:42I've always been tough on him,
25:43but he needs to get a grip.
25:46Anyway, best be getting off any minute.
25:47Wish me luck.
25:48Stop stressing.
25:50You'll walk it.
25:51Right.
25:51You'll be all right with Alfie, won't you?
25:53Yeah.
25:53Yeah, of course.
25:54Is he...
25:55Is he OK?
25:57Yeah, it's fine.
25:57He's always got a snotty nose.
26:01Kids are filthy beasts.
26:03They're always picking up everything at his age.
26:05Think at that.
26:07It's only a bit of snot.
26:09Wait till you see him exploding from every orifice.
26:12Don't worry.
26:13I'll get you citted out in a scene of the crime onesie
26:16and some rubber gloves.
26:16You'll be all set.
26:17Can't wait.
26:19And another thing.
26:21We'll have to start looking for a flat.
26:23I think we should stay at the hotel.
26:25I know it's not ideal,
26:26but at least it's free.
26:28You're kidding?
26:29It's only a matter of time
26:30before Debbie chucks us out on our ear.
26:32She wouldn't do that to me.
26:33I'm family.
26:34Yeah, but she didn't sign up for this.
26:35Me and Alfie.
26:36I reckon our days are not good.
26:38Anyway.
26:40We'd better get off.
26:40See you later, my darling.
26:42See you later.
26:43Say good luck.
26:45Good luck.
26:52Come on, Alfie.
26:54Let's go and have a nice word
26:56with Uncle Roy.
26:58Yeah?
26:59Come on.
27:03Come for a nosy, have you?
27:05Get a load of me.
27:06Living my best life.
27:09Where's Jack?
27:10Sleepover.
27:11Mates.
27:12Good.
27:13Because you and me, we need a proper talk.
27:15Oh, save your breath.
27:16I don't want to hear it.
27:18Look, you've got every right to feel aggrieved,
27:21but while you're drowning in self-pity...
27:23Oh, if you're trying to cheer me up,
27:24you're doing a terrible job.
27:26Abby is making plans for the rest of her life.
27:29Plans that are going to involve Alfie.
27:31She's already threatened to move away.
27:34I'll never see him again.
27:35Every time, every time you kick off and chuck your weight about,
27:39you're just proving that you're not fit to be in that child's life.
27:42You took him home as your own, Kevin.
27:47You loved the bones of him.
27:48But unless you pull yourself together,
27:52they're going to be long gone,
27:54leaving you with nothing.
27:55I've still got Jack.
27:57Yeah, and he loves that little lad as much as you do.
28:00Why should he lose his brother?
28:04Look, I know this has hit you hard,
28:06but it's time to draw a line under it
28:09and pick yourself up
28:11and salvage something from this wreckage.
28:18There you go.
28:23What's that?
28:25Come on.
28:26I would not be seen dead in an orange caggle.
28:29Get rid of it.
28:30You're so vain.
28:32Oh, I've got standards.
28:33I'll have you know that you can manage to get
28:34a perfectly good waterproof jacket
28:36without looking like a chain spotter.
28:37Sorry, Roy.
28:40I had no idea you were such a snob.
28:42Well, you won't catch me in thermals either.
28:45Not until we're at least 85.
28:48Hiya.
28:55She in?
28:57No, Betsy's gone to town with Dylan.
28:59Oh, no, what's this?
29:01You two doing a runner?
29:02I wish.
29:03Carla and Ryan are off to Ireland for a couple of weeks.
29:05It's family stuff.
29:08Do you remember when we went to Dublin?
29:10Roaring fires, wild coastlines.
29:12It's dead romantic.
29:13It's romantic.
29:15I'll tell Betsy you call round.
29:18Bon voyage.
29:28They're romantic.
29:30I'll tell you what, she does not miss a single opportunity
29:33to rub my face in it, does she?
29:35That one.
29:35Ooh, steady on.
29:46You just dodged a bullet health-wise.
29:48Now you're attacking your liver.
29:50I'm going to be sensible from now on.
29:52Eat healthily, regular exercise every day, meditation, on the hour, every hour.
29:56Doctor gave you a personality transplant today, did he?
30:00Back in the day, I used to be more laid back about everything.
30:04I mean, that's the thing about being young.
30:06Totally clueless.
30:07But now I feel like I've seen the harsh reality of what can happen.
30:12With your Paul, Julie.
30:14I think I'd be used to the idea of death.
30:17The finality of it all.
30:18Same here.
30:20I think about the amount of funerals I've led.
30:22I still find them really difficult.
30:28You know, I miss Paul so much.
30:33To those that are grieving, you know, I say to them,
30:36well, you know, it'll get easier over time.
30:42And that is true to some extent, but...
30:45Still.
30:51More wine.
30:52That is never the answer.
30:54But it is an answer.
30:56Maybe that's the best we've got.
31:03Right, it's all right, it's OK.
31:05You were daft.
31:06Pushing yourself like that.
31:08OK, I've learnt my lesson, can we just move on?
31:10And you said you were only away a few minutes?
31:13Yeah, well...
31:14It might have been a little bit longer than that.
31:16How long does it take to nip to fresh go?
31:17Well, it's true what I said.
31:19I did run some errands.
31:20But...
31:20But I, erm...
31:22I called him for a quick...
31:25Quick cuppa with Steve as well.
31:28We all know where your priorities lie.
31:30Oh, look, it was my fault.
31:31No, it wasn't.
31:32You needed help and no-one was here.
31:34She was too busy mooning over Steve McDonald.
31:36I was not mooning.
31:38It's typical.
31:39It's looking after number one.
31:40It's selfish is what it is.
31:42Yeah, well, you're just as bad.
31:43Swerving your nursing duties, working all the time.
31:46We need the money.
31:47Yeah, well, maybe.
31:48But if you spent more time here, you'd see what estate he's in.
31:52He's depressed.
31:53Do you want to stop talking about me like I'm not sat here, please?
31:57Yeah, well, I need to get away from my sanity.
32:00You spend more time with them Barlows than you do here with your own family.
32:04You might as well move in with them and have done with it.
32:06Maybe I should.
32:07At least I'm welcome there.
32:08Perfect.
32:09That's sorted.
32:09You go and do that, then.
32:11And don't try soft-soaping Tyrone.
32:12It won't work.
32:14I'm telling you.
32:15Pack your stuff and clear off.
32:17All right, Steve, just calm down a minute.
32:39Just listen to me.
32:41Taxi to town, please.
32:43As quick as you can.
32:44Yeah, just a second.
32:45Steve, just stick a bit of soapy water on it and give it a good rub.
32:49Yes, that'll do it.
32:51All right, bye.
32:52Oh, poor old Steve.
32:54Is he in the wars?
32:54No, he's got a bit of sticky stuff all over the seats of his cab.
32:58Oh, what sort of sticky stuff?
33:00I don't know.
33:00Orange juice, maybe.
33:02Oh, well, it's not too bad, then.
33:04You wouldn't believe some of the stainage we see at the Chariot Square.
33:09Yeah.
33:10Humans can be right mucky pups, can't they?
33:12Yeah, minions.
33:13I'm in it. You're in demand. Your phone's not stopped.
33:16It's Sally. She keeps pecking me head.
33:18Why? What have you done now?
33:19Why is it always blokes that are in the wrong?
33:21Well, you tell me.
33:23Well, she's not happy about something I did 30 years ago.
33:2630 years ago?
33:28She's thorough. I'll give her that.
33:30Yeah.
33:30You know, the bond that Paul and I shared, the depth of our love, I don't think I'm ever going to find anything like that ever again.
33:44I'm so lonely without him, Todd.
33:56I miss him like mad.
33:59Can't even imagine what it must be like for you.
34:01Yeah.
34:01Yeah.
34:01You've made it more bearable.
34:06That's for sure.
34:09Your friendship, it means the world.
34:11Same goes.
34:13Gigsofty.
34:16Do you know what I'd have done today if the news had been bad.
34:19For the wife.
34:26Oh, nice, sweetie.
34:28Don't worry.
34:30Hi.
34:31How's it going?
34:32Oh, brilliant.
34:34Oh, sorry.
34:35You're on speakerphone.
34:38Now, listen, get yourself all out.
34:40We've something to celebrate.
34:42Me and the old gazzaroo sealed the deal.
34:46I can't.
34:48I've got to stay at work.
34:52Work?
34:53No.
34:54Look, tell that old fart, George, to sod off.
34:56Sorry.
34:57No can do.
34:58See you later.
35:02Why did you lie?
35:03He's plastered.
35:04Well, you're not that far off yourself.
35:07I can't cope with him when he's like this.
35:12I just want to stay here with you.
35:14My mate.
35:18Oh, what's happened in here?
35:23Looks like there's been an explosion in the toy factory.
35:26Yeah, not easy keeping this one entertained in just the one room.
35:30So, how did your job interview go?
35:33Good.
35:34He made it sound like it was a done deal.
35:36He just needs to speak to his business partner.
35:38And he's going to give me a belt tomorrow?
35:40Yes!
35:41See, I told you you'd walk in.
35:43Hey, we shall go out and celebrate.
35:45Oh, Alfie will be needing his bath soon.
35:48But we can have a proper chat once he's asleep.
35:52Yeah, well, the chat's about as far as we'll get with the little one in bed with us, isn't it?
35:55So, I spoke to Roy earlier.
36:00What about?
36:02About staying at his for a beer.
36:04What? Why?
36:05Because you were right about moving out of here.
36:08Well, I just think it's best that we jump before we push.
36:12Yeah, exactly.
36:12So, you and Alfie can stay at Roy's.
36:14I can stop here so I can support Debbie.
36:16No, no way.
36:17No, we've waited ages to be together.
36:19Yeah, I'm just trying to take the long view here.
36:21We should let the dust settle before we shack up.
36:23We have left a trail of destruction behind us.
36:26We need to show people that we're a united front.
36:28The real deal.
36:30Since when did you care what people think?
36:34Erm.
36:35Are you...
36:36I mean...
36:38Are you having second thoughts about us?
36:40Are you joking?
36:41I mean...
36:42Abby, you're the best thing that's ever happened to me.
36:45Yeah, but what about Alfie?
36:46Because, you know what, Kevin, he said some pretty ash things before.
36:50Oh, don't let him get into your head.
36:51I knew exactly what I was signing up for.
36:53And it's Alfie I'm thinking of.
36:55It's all good living in a hotel room.
36:56He needs space to play.
36:59And we're not going to be apart for long.
37:01I just think that if we're staying here,
37:04we should start building bridges.
37:09Oh, you're a brave amount than me.
37:11My flat is my sanctuary.
37:13Well, I can still take myself off to my room.
37:17Close the door.
37:19Saw that little Alfie flying around the red rack?
37:21He's like a whirling dervish.
37:23I'm sure they won't be staying for long.
37:25Be grateful for small mercies.
37:28Thanks for the stew.
37:29You're very welcome.
37:30You can't beat a dumpling in the winter.
37:33Big balls of doughy loveliness.
37:37See you anon.
37:39Hi.
37:40I'm allowed in here, am I?
37:43You're not barred me?
37:44Of course not.
37:45Okay.
37:46That's good.
37:46It's just because I've not stepped inside the Batcave
37:49since we had words.
37:51I just think we should put it all behind us.
37:54Oh, Roy, I'm so glad you said that,
37:55because I need a favour.
37:56Listen, I'm going to Ireland for a couple of weeks, all right,
37:59and I really need you to keep your eye on Lisa and Becky.
38:02Well, what do you want me to do exactly?
38:05Just go, go around, say hi, see how it's doing and all that, you know, just be subtle about it.
38:14Subtle?
38:15Oh, yeah, just kind of go in, see how they're doing, how you're doing, and you'd be casual.
38:21Casual.
38:22Oh, I'm talking about you, you've never been casual in your life.
38:24When you say casual, do you mean that I should hide my real motives to lie?
38:31Oh.
38:32Because Lisa has the gimlet eye of an experienced police officer.
38:37It's not easy to pull the wool.
38:39Gimlet eye?
38:40Roy, it's not Mission Impossible.
38:42Just do what you can.
38:44Sound is a pound.
39:00Hey!
39:02Come on!
39:03I love you, you can come up on the street.
39:06Why?
39:06Oh, yeah.
39:07Oh, yeah, you can come on up.
39:09Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
39:10Don't worry, I will fuck it out of the rug.
39:15Oh, God, that was nice, honey.
39:17Oh, you don't worry.
39:19Hey, why have you got clear balls?
39:21Who says I am in?
39:22Ah!
39:30Hiya.
39:31Oh, great.
39:33Twice in one day, you're spoiling me.
39:35Look at you.
39:36You can't just wander in here whenever you feel like it.
39:38Oh, I can.
39:39Steve said I can save for a few nights.
39:41Er, no way.
39:43It's not his house.
39:44Well, apparently it's cool with Ken, so...
39:47The Dob's finally seen sense, have they?
39:51Chucked you out on your ear?
39:52Their loss is your gain.
39:54Congratulations, roomie.
39:59I always feel so much better when everything's just, you know,
40:03spick and span.
40:05Well, who doesn't?
40:05Hmm, cleanliness is next to godliness, as my godmother used to say.
40:10Mind you.
40:11Oh, she's a heathen and a slattern.
40:16Oh, for goodness sake, who's this now?
40:19A little bit of a piece.
40:20It's all right.
40:20I'll get it.
40:23All right, deal.
40:24Hello, Georgie boy.
40:26How you doing?
40:26Come in, son.
40:27Thanks.
40:28Hiya, love.
40:29How are you?
40:29Hiya, love.
40:31Chicken karahi.
40:32Am I right?
40:33Oh, that's impressive.
40:35That's some noise you've got on you there, George.
40:37Believe me at times, it's a curse.
40:39I don't suppose Toddy's in the back, is he?
40:41Would you mind getting him for me?
40:42He's long gone, love.
40:43Yeah.
40:43Come back to Billy's to celebrate.
40:44All right, er, I'm sorry to, er, celebrate what?
40:53I'm sure he'll tell you when he sees you.
40:56Why don't you go over?
40:57I'm sure they're still, that's it.
41:06You are completely bloody.
41:08I know.
41:09When did you become such a lightweight?
41:10Well, I haven't eaten, have I?
41:12George did something about shoving some steak down me, but...
41:15It's probably a bit late for that now.
41:17You know, if she get you home,
41:20let Theo to put you to bed.
41:22Whee!
41:24I don't know how we're going to get you down
41:26and stairs in one piece.
41:29She's never got rid of that stair lift.
41:31Oh, emergency crisp.
41:35Good day?
41:36Not really.
41:37I've got Brian in me here and you're at home.
41:39You two are like some sort of demented tag team.
41:41Yeah, I'm just worried about you.
41:43How many times do I have to tell you, Sally?
41:44Do I look like I'm somebody who's psychologically scarred?
41:47Well, things like this can run deep.
41:50As far as I was concerned, right,
41:51Trisha was the fittest girl on the estate.
41:53Woman!
41:53The fittest girl on the estate and she chose me.
41:55Tim, the age gap...
41:56She didn't groom me, she didn't hassle me.
41:58It's all in your head.
41:59You've got to stop interfering with my life
42:01and creating issues where there ain't none.
42:03Look, I'm not going to stand by
42:04if someone hurts you and just...
42:06I'm not hurting, Sally.
42:07I'm not hurting.
42:09Right, OK, you like to be in control, don't you?
42:11You like to run the house,
42:12you like to organise our lives
42:13and for the most part, I'm all right with that
42:15and do as I'm told,
42:15but now you're trying to control my past.
42:18You know, what happened is in the past,
42:19it's history.
42:20None of your business.
42:21But she was...
42:22I won't keep saying it, Sally.
42:23You've got to stop doing this
42:24because if you don't,
42:25we're going to have a right falling out.
42:26You have to give me a piggyback.
42:53There's no way I am spending ten hours
42:55and Amy will slip this.
42:57Are you trying to say I'm lying?
42:59You know, Theo will be wondering where you are.
43:03Yeah, well, he'll do his nut.
43:06He hates me when I'm tired and emotional.
43:10As long as there's a skunk you're in.
43:12It will take a very dim view.
43:14Believe me, it will not end well.
43:16Shall I give him a call
43:17and just get him to come pick you up?
43:18Do you know what?
43:22No.
43:23Take me back upstairs.
43:25Come on, please.
43:27I'll keep on your sofa,
43:28I'll sleep it off
43:29and you can tuck me in all cosy.
43:40Oh, hey.
43:42All right.
43:43Gary said there was a cab office near here.
43:45Yeah, no, you're right.
43:46It's just down there.
43:47You heading home?
43:48Nah, off Duncan Halsford.
43:49All right, lucky you.
43:51I could do with letting off a bit of steam myself.
43:54Come with if you fancy it.
43:56Yeah?
43:57Why not?
43:59I've not got nothing to stick around here for.
44:00Oh, well, it's just down there for me.
44:01No.
44:06Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh.
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