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00:02Here you go, sunshine.
00:03What's the occasion?
00:05How do you mean?
00:06This posh breakfast. Usually we're lucky enough to get a slice of toast, won't it, as we walk out the
00:10door?
00:10Er, thank you. Don't exaggerate.
00:12Thank you, Granny Cassie.
00:14See, why can't you be grateful like Dorian?
00:16Maybe I would be if I was from Eastern Europe.
00:18So rude.
00:19Right, I'm going. See you later.
00:20See you in a bit.
00:22Hey, thanks for doing brekkie, otherwise I'd have been late for work.
00:25It's fine.
00:26Poland's in Eastern Europe. Its economy's growing way faster than ours.
00:30And how do you know that?
00:31Because I actually take my education seriously. Read a book.
00:34Sure, right, after I've put the washing through the mango.
00:37Girls, will you just pack it in, eh?
00:38Glad, boy. I'm going out.
00:44What's up with you?
00:46Nothing.
00:47You expecting a call or something?
00:49No, I was just, erm, worried about Tracy.
00:54You? Worried about Tracy?
00:56Yeah.
00:57She's Amy's mother.
00:59Steve's down at the hospital now.
01:01Oh.
01:03Here he is.
01:07She's okay.
01:09Oh, what a relief, eh?
01:11Mm-hmm.
01:12Right.
01:13I'll see you later.
01:14See you.
01:14Bye, mate!
01:16Bye, Dad!
01:22A codeine overdose?
01:24Yeah.
01:25That's what the doctor said.
01:28What were you thinking?
01:29I mean, that stuff could be really dangerous.
01:32Oh.
01:32Well, thank you, Dr MacDonald.
01:34I wondered why I was lying in a hospital bed.
01:36If you've been down in painkillers...
01:39I haven't.
01:40Well, not unless you count wine.
01:42Mum.
01:43If you've got a problem with this kind of stuff...
01:45I haven't.
01:46I swear.
01:48And that's what's freaking me out.
01:50I haven't even got any codeine.
01:55Lisa's gone to pick Betsy up from the hospital.
01:57How is she?
01:59Well, you know, she's recovering, but I think she's more worried about people gossiping about
02:03how it happened, to be honest.
02:04The stuff kids get off the internet.
02:06You know, eating disorders, lads doing stupid stunts, all this sex stuff.
02:11You know, it's hard enough being a teenager without all that going on.
02:14Yeah.
02:15Steve records it's down to some dodgy smoothie that she's had.
02:18See, that's why I prefer to get my nutrition the old-fashioned way.
02:22What, from a fry-up?
02:24With protein in beans.
02:25Protein in black pudding.
02:27Protein in sausage.
02:29Better than what you're having, nutrition-wise.
02:32What, a clatter?
02:33That's just full of fat and sugar, isn't it?
02:35Well, he's got you there, kid.
02:36Out of the two of us, I'm one having the healthy options.
02:39Hiya!
02:41She's back!
02:42Hi!
02:43How was it?
02:44Oh, I do love the Amalfi Coaster.
02:47Oh, it's a bit annoying this time of year, though, you know, with all them tourists.
02:50Well, you are a tourist.
02:51Yes, but I'm not annoying.
02:53Yeah, well, you've not had their side.
02:54Nay.
02:55So, what's new?
02:56Crew?
02:58Well, Tracey's in hospital.
03:00Yeah, Steve's down there now.
03:02They're ready to...
03:02Can I just stop you there?
03:03I'm not interested.
03:04I just want to hear upbeat news.
03:06So, what's the shaking, eh?
03:08Why are you two off work?
03:09Well, we're having a very well-deserved day off, aren't we, love?
03:12It's such a lovely day.
03:14We could have a little unveiling of our purchase.
03:17Oh, yeah.
03:18Can't wait to get me hands on that.
03:19Yeah.
03:19What is it?
03:20It's a surprise.
03:22I'll ring round and see who's about.
03:24What about you two?
03:25Do you fancy a little garden party and a few bevies in the garden?
03:29Yeah, yeah, count us in.
03:31I could fire up the hot tub, so don't forget to bring your cozzies.
03:33Oh, yes.
03:34Oh, we'd love that, wouldn't we?
03:37Fancy that, eh?
03:39I've just come back off my jolly holes and now I'm having a welcome home party.
03:43The only thing I had different yesterday was that smoothie.
03:47I made them myself and I feel fine.
03:50It's very strange.
03:52Doctor said it was a huge dose.
03:55Well, I must have been spiked.
03:57And it can't be the wine because I opened that myself.
04:01Wait.
04:02You don't think...
04:04No.
04:05No way.
04:06Cassie was there in the morning, Steve, and she looked furtive.
04:10Mind you, she always looks furtive.
04:12She's got a furtive face.
04:14I can't believe she can do all that again.
04:16Again being the word, Dad.
04:18She hates my guts.
04:20Hey, hates a strong word.
04:21Severely dislikes and resents me, then.
04:23If I have been spiked, I know who I'm pointing my finger at.
04:28I think we need to call the police.
04:30It's all supposition.
04:32How else have I got this much codeine in my system if it's not for the local poisoner,
04:36who also happens to hate my guts?
04:38I think we should all just calm down.
04:41No.
04:42Well, I'm trying to do that, Steve.
04:44But it's quite difficult when your girlfriend tried to kill me.
04:47Oh, come on, Tracy.
04:47Why on earth would you want to do that?
04:49Because she's jealous of me.
04:50Jealous?
04:51Jealous of what?
04:51Because I've got Ross, and she's stuck with a useless lump like you.
04:55Insults aren't going to help us get to the bottom of this.
04:59Cassie had nothing to do with this.
05:01Bet me life on it.
05:06All right.
05:07You comfy?
05:08Yeah.
05:10Do you need to sit and up?
05:10No.
05:11OK.
05:11Hi, Betsy.
05:13Ryan said you'd been in the wars.
05:15Well, we're home now.
05:16Hi.
05:16I hope you don't mind.
05:18We're having drinky poos round at Sally's today in the garden.
05:22Why would I mind?
05:23Well, you know what us girls are like when we've had a few shampers.
05:26So if we're getting on your nerves, you know, a bit rowdy,
05:29just chuck some of tatters off at fence.
05:36It'd be nice to, er, hear after.
05:42Tell me about it.
05:43I know exactly what you mean.
05:46Do you know, the worst thing about being poorly is folk treading on eggshells around you.
05:51Don't let the beggars grind you down.
05:55See you later.
05:58Sienna was the only other person in the flat yesterday.
06:00And I'm pretty sure you never stole my tips.
06:02Look, she's the first person that I've met in ages that I really like.
06:06I just don't...
06:07Yeah, well, better to find out she's some mad klepto now before things get serious.
06:11Look, be diplomatic.
06:14Diplomacy is my middle name.
06:16My grandmother.
06:19Hi.
06:19Hi, gorgeous.
06:22Hi, Nina.
06:24Do you, er, want a brew?
06:26Look, did you see my money yesterday?
06:28Your money?
06:29Yeah, in a brown envelope over there.
06:32Oh, you get paid in cash.
06:33What are you, a window cleaner?
06:35You know where I work?
06:37They were my tips.
06:38Look, Nina's misplaced them and she just wanted to know...
06:40No, no, no, no, no, no.
06:41I never misplaced them.
06:42I know exactly where I put them.
06:45And when you were gone, my tips were gone too.
06:47Sorry, is this why you asked me around to accuse me of thieving?
06:50Oh, no.
06:51No, look, Nina just wanted to know.
06:53No, I know what Nina wants.
06:54I don't do the whole jealous ex thing.
06:57I've been there, got the corset.
07:05Great.
07:08Mary, I think we're...
07:11Betsy's home today.
07:13Yeah, I saw him on my way here.
07:16That's wonderful news.
07:17I mean, they wouldn't have discharged her if she wasn't on the men's.
07:20I know.
07:21I still can't believe how it happened, though, can you?
07:24Thinking I'll have to have that chat with Oak and Ruby at some point.
07:27That's going to be a fun conversation.
07:29I was thinking the same about Joanie, but how do you bring it up?
07:33Do you want fish cakes for your tea?
07:35And can we have a little chat about choking during intercourse?
07:39Keep your voice down.
07:40They're only in there.
07:41Oh, don't worry.
07:42Their orange is double glazed.
07:44Well, I blame the internet.
07:46Oh, me and all.
07:48I mean, that's where they're learning about sex, isn't it?
07:50It's like the Wild West out there, by all accounts.
07:52In my day, you either learnt about sex from the playground or from your mum.
07:56My mum was still her, so, you know,
07:57she wasn't exactly sensitive in that department.
08:00Best I got was keep your hand on your eight knee
08:02and here's a packet of condoms.
08:04My mum never got any further than the stork-bringing babies.
08:08I mean, she said pigeons.
08:09I might have believed her,
08:10but storks round here.
08:11Mother was very reticent about discussing the matter with me.
08:15She was a rather prudish woman.
08:18Get away.
08:19All she told me about sex was when two people slept together.
08:22It was man on top, woman on the bottom.
08:26And for years, I thought she was talking about bump bits.
08:31Oh, look at this.
08:33Oh, what a treat.
08:36Hey, this beats me usual lunch hour.
08:40How exciting a garden party with all my favourite people, mostly.
08:44Oh, Mary, love, please.
08:46Come on, I've apologised for all of that.
08:48She's deep.
08:48Uh, Sal, no, I've left a couple of bubbly in your fridge.
08:52Is that right?
08:52No, whose credit card did you whack that on, pray tell?
08:55What's all this, then?
08:56Billion lighter, Dad.
08:57Hey, come on.
08:58Come on, if we can have a nice afternoon,
09:00we need to leave all that aside.
09:02Christina might be a thieving cow,
09:04but she's our thieving cow.
09:07Fine.
09:09Right, come on, girls.
09:10Help yourselves to some margarita.
09:12Oh, yes.
09:12And we will have the big unveiling.
09:14Oh, I'm gagging to know where it is.
09:16Oh, it's like being in a museum
09:18and they're unveiling some new exhibit.
09:19Woo-hoo!
09:20Come on, Sal.
09:22Reveal.
09:25Naked statue of Ben Shepard.
09:27Naked statue of Ben Shepard.
09:30Introducing!
09:35Oh.
09:37What is it?
09:39You work in food retail.
09:41It's a pizza oven.
09:43Oh.
09:43I'm off carbs, me.
09:45Yeah, cooked cheese makes me very windy.
09:48Not that you'd notice in a jacuzzi.
09:49Ha-ha-ha!
09:50True!
09:51I could always pick at the pepperoni.
09:53Yeah.
09:53Well, I was hoping you'd be a bit more enthusiastic.
09:57Ah, we'll be shoveling it down once we're leathered.
09:59Yeah.
10:00Right, shall we put our swimmers on,
10:01have a soak,
10:02and I'll get Tim to fire this baby up.
10:05Come on, girls.
10:06Cozzi's on.
10:07Let's get wet.
10:07Woo-hoo!
10:09Woo-hoo!
10:09Woo-hoo!
10:10Woo-hoo!
10:11Woo-hoo!
10:12Cassie!
10:13Just in the bar glove.
10:15Be down in five.
10:19Woo-hoo!
10:23Woo-hoo!
10:24Woo-hoo!
10:41Woo-hoo!
10:42Woo-hoo!
10:48Woo-hoo!
10:54Woo-hoo!
11:20Your therapy said you might be easier having your bed down here for the time being.
11:23We've made it lovely and cosy for you.
11:26We? So you look in the bed downstairs?
11:28Oh, I got them bendy straws, you know, the ones for drinking.
11:32What else would you do with straws?
11:34You'll find out, Ryan, if you don't shut up.
11:37Never really helpful for strengthening your grip.
11:41Oh, yeah, sorry, Betts, I opened it.
11:43I could see it was from your fashion call, so...
11:45Wasn't sure if it needed responding to.
11:48Do you call him?
11:50Er, no.
11:51Oh, we wanted to wait until you got back.
11:53Oh, no.
11:56I'm not going.
12:00Don't look like I'm going anywhere.
12:04Oh, come on, Betts.
12:06We all know you're going to be up and about in no time being your usual pain in the backside.
12:10You will.
12:10Let me explain to them what happened.
12:15Well, not all the details.
12:18Oh, them.
12:20No.
12:23Hiya!
12:24You all right?
12:25I went to Dave's.
12:26We're going to get some flowers, but I thought they were a bit pointless, so I got sliders instead.
12:31Yeah, well, Betts, you shouldn't be drinking, so...
12:33Well, they're not for Betts, they're for me.
12:36And, you know, the look on your miserable faces, I'm going to need it, aren't I?
12:41Hey, love.
12:42How's Tracy doing?
12:46They were in your cardigan.
12:49You could have killed her.
12:51It wasn't like that, love.
12:52Or Amy.
12:53You do realise that, don't you?
12:55Look, it wasn't meant for Tracy.
12:58It was meant for Ross.
13:00And it was just a couple of tablets, so he'd fail his pee test at his prison job.
13:05And he wouldn't be hanging round here any more.
13:11Steve, please.
13:13I, er, thought I should let him know, cos I'm guessing it's his tablets that he stole.
13:20Ty.
13:21Steve.
13:25Look, the pair of you.
13:28Will you just listen to me, please?
13:31I did put a couple of tablets in Ross's smoothie, I admit it.
13:36And it was just so he'd fail his drugs test at work, that's all.
13:40Every time you convince me that you've changed, but...
13:44That was nearly full.
13:46I swear, and I never put it in my cardie.
13:48I don't get it.
13:48First of all, Ken, now Tracy.
13:50I mean, are you not going to be happy till you've killed the lot of us?
13:55What's out of love? And it was a guess.
13:57Hey, she does do it, doesn't she?
13:59Soon found out, I had a heart of glass.
14:01Send your arse out, Christina.
14:03See you like the real thing.
14:05Don't be in love.
14:06Thanks, Sam.
14:08Sorry, I can't stop.
14:09I will pop back if you're finished, cos we're still going to be here.
14:12I'm sure you will be.
14:13See you later.
14:14See you later.
14:15See you later.
14:16Bye, please.
14:17Yeah, I do envy you the Amalfi Coast.
14:21Talented Mr Ripley was one of my favourite books as a team.
14:25You know, frequenting pavement cafes, sipping Chianti,
14:29meeting a stunning younger gentleman, obsessing just a little bit,
14:33and then beating him to death with a bow tool.
14:37We are still talking about the book, aren't we?
14:41Ah, it was magical, girls.
14:43The weather, the food, the waiters in their tight trousers.
14:49Oh, and you were all right with your words and everything,
14:52cos I know you were fretting.
14:53Yeah, well, funnily enough, I think the language barrier helped.
14:58I mean, I can't speak a word of Italiano,
15:01so 95% of the time I just pointed at stuff.
15:06Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
15:10Darling, would you ask them to keep it down?
15:12Les has only just come out of hospital.
15:14I'm a baby.
15:15Yeah.
15:16I know, I'm a baby.
15:17I know, I'm a baby.
15:25Hey, Sal.
15:26Sal?
15:26Yeah.
15:33Would you mind just asking them
15:35maybe if they could just
15:36keep it down a little bit
15:37just because Betsy
15:38We'll try
15:39There you go
15:41I've just invested
15:42in a top of the range pizza oven
15:44so enjoy
15:46That's so kind
15:47Yeah
15:47Just yell if you want any more
15:49Yeah
15:51Thanks
15:51Oh
15:59Betsy can only eat soft food
16:00can't she?
16:02Again
16:02I'm aware
16:03but you know
16:04the rest of us can't eat porridge
16:06for the foreseeable can we
16:07so
16:08get stuck in
16:10Result
16:12Well if it's self-food you're after
16:15Frankie's birthday is today
16:16so I thought I'd bring this over
16:17we could finish it off
16:18What do you think?
16:20Hell are you?
16:21We're all looking forward to
16:22a back end of a lime green
16:24half-eaten caterpillar
16:26Yeah
16:27and it's suitable for two years and over
16:29Is that alright with you, Walden?
16:33Alright
16:33Am I overdoing protective mum?
16:36Yes
16:36A little bit
16:37I'm sorry
16:38Sorry
16:39I'm sorry
16:40Look it's just
16:41after what happened
16:43it's
16:45How about
16:46we let Betsy tell us
16:47what she needs
16:48instead of us telling her?
16:50Yeah
16:52Here you go ladies
16:55She's an artichoke
16:57What do you think you're doing you?
16:59Skulking around here
17:00trying to get an eyeful
17:01This is private property
17:03this is
17:03you big pongy perv
17:05Debbie look
17:06it's Tim
17:07I don't care what his name is
17:09he'll be
17:10fiddling under that pinny next
17:12It's Tim
17:14Sally's husband
17:15remember?
17:24it was just a couple of tablets
17:26I wanted them out of our lives
17:27No
17:28according to Steve
17:29the doctor said it was a lot more than that
17:31It wasn't
17:32I mean Tracy could have been allergic
17:33she could have had a reaction
17:34or Ross
17:35or Amy
17:36I just
17:36I put it in his travel cup
17:38which I got out of his back
17:39so
17:39how did Tracy end up with it
17:41eh?
17:42Ty
17:42I know
17:43it was a stupid idea
17:44but I was desperate
17:46you've no idea what he's like
17:47Oh we are
17:48Oi oi
17:48afternoon
17:49Ross took us for a kick
17:50about on the red rare
17:51he's rubbish at fire
17:52Get out
17:53I'll let you win
17:54Right
17:54Have we got anything in?
17:56I'm starving
17:56Girls
17:57just go back out for a bit
17:59and give us a bit of time
17:59will you please?
18:00Right
18:01well
18:01let's go for burgers then
18:02shall we?
18:03You are fast becoming
18:04my favourite relative
18:07I'll stretch it to a couple of hours
18:08alright?
18:09Cheers
18:12Yeah
18:13real monster that
18:14He's playing your time
18:16He's playing all of you
18:17Yeah well at least
18:18he's not poisoning my neighbours
18:20Just get out
18:22Ty please
18:23I need time to think
18:23just go
18:30I reckon he was the hat
18:33I mean to be fair
18:34it does give you the look
18:35of the Swedish chef
18:36off the Muppets
18:37Oh sorry
18:39Don't be daft Tim
18:41After you and Sally
18:42have gone through
18:43all this effort
18:44I'm
18:44I'm mortified
18:47You just got confused
18:51I'm doing that a lot
18:52Oh but come on
18:53you said
18:54on holiday
18:55you were fine
18:56Yeah maybe it's jet lag
18:58Yeah
18:58From Italy
18:59It's only
19:02three and a bit hours away
19:05It's this stuff
19:06The margaritas
19:08Alcohol
19:09Doctor said it wouldn't help
19:17Right
19:18That's it
19:20That's me done
19:23I'm going teetotal
19:26Don't do anything
19:27Don't do anything drastic
19:29No I've made my mind up
19:31Whatever time I've got left
19:34I want to make sure
19:35I remember
19:39every single bit of it
19:44Have you got any painkillers?
19:46Junk drawer
19:49Right
19:50Well I've looked everywhere
19:51and it's not there so
19:56Clearly not everywhere
19:58Oh
20:00Oops
20:02Oops
20:05I did look in there
20:06I just didn't see it
20:08Or maybe Sienna was right
20:10Maybe this is the whole
20:11jealous ex thing
20:12You know
20:13Or maybe
20:14You can't stand to see me
20:15moving on with my life
20:17Because you're so stuck in a rut
20:18You're too scared
20:19to take any chances
20:36Any chance we can talk?
20:39Well what good will it do?
20:42Steve
20:43I know how it looks
20:44but
20:44Oh so do I
20:45Believe me
20:47If you only knew
20:48how much I wanted this to work
20:49after all the disappointment
20:51I've had over the last few years
20:53See if we can get through this
20:55This was Ross's doing
20:56It wasn't
20:57Oh stop it
20:57Please
20:59I need to protect my family
21:01Well if we just sit down
21:03calmly and
21:04Look I said stop it
21:05I just
21:06I can't deal with you anymore
21:10I really thought this was it for me
21:13Me too
21:14And it still can't be
21:17Goodbye Kelsey
21:18Steve please
21:19Oh Steve please
21:21Oh Steve
21:25Steve I love you