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00:20Tonight on my big show, Peter Crouch and Abbie Clancy play Remember Me.
00:25We hit Albert Square in an EastEnders TV Takeover.
00:29There's music from Catherine Jenkins and Bewitched become our unexpected star stars of the show.
00:37Ladies and gentlemen, it's the big show.
00:41Please welcome your host, Michael McIntyre.
01:17I'm not a natural roller skater.
01:29Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to my big show, where, of course, we will have big stars.
01:41Big, and even bigger, but first, it is time for my new favourite game in the world, Remember Me.
01:56Tonight we are surprising two people.
02:01He was born in Macclesfield on the 30th of January 1981.
02:07I think we have a photograph.
02:11Very, very sweet young man.
02:13And she was born in Liverpool on the 10th of January 1986.
02:18What a cutie!
02:21So let's see what they both look like now.
02:24Ladies and gentlemen, it's, of course, Peter Crouch and Abbie Clancy!
02:29MUSIC PLAYS
02:40Darling, darling, darling.
02:43Pete, Ab's darling.
02:45Hello.
02:46So good to see you both.
02:48How are you with people from your past?
02:51Are you sweet, caring people who remember others?
02:55Erm, no, my memory's not great.
02:58Erm, Abbie's good with faces, yeah, very good.
03:02Faces?
03:02And it'll drive me mad, cos I'll never forget a face, and I'll be like...
03:05Oh, but not the name?
03:07Not the name.
03:07Ever.
03:08Oh, really, ever?
03:09We have a little code.
03:10OK.
03:10So I'll introduce, if I can't remember a name, he'll go, oh, I'm Pete.
03:13No, sorry, it's the other way.
03:14This is Peter, right?
03:15This is Pete.
03:16So you forget his name?
03:17No.
03:19This is Pete, and then he goes, oh, who are you?
03:21OK, it's tough, it's tough.
03:23Well, I think this could be really fun.
03:25We are loading up back there for everybody to pop out.
03:30We're going to ask you guys to head up to the Royal Box,
03:32where I think you both very much belong,
03:34and we will play Remember Me.
03:36Thank you so much.
03:37How exciting.
03:38It's Pete and Ab.
03:39We love you.
03:40All right, off you go.
03:42Don't fall.
03:43Don't fall.
03:48It's sweet that Pete walks around, cos he could have just walked out.
03:53Ladies and gentlemen, Pete and Abs.
03:55Love those two.
03:57Very, very good.
04:00OK, well, let's see if you remember this person,
04:05or at least remember their face for your first Remember Me.
04:11Who have we got?
04:13Who have we got?
04:15Who have we got?
04:21Hi, remember me?
04:28Oh, both of their faces are amazing!
04:35What's going through your head, Abby?
04:41Well, I think she's gorgeous.
04:44What's going through your head, Pete?
04:45I don't know. I hope it's not this...
04:53Anything, Pete? Any flicker?
04:55Yeah, I feel like I know her, but...
04:59I don't know if it's to me or Abby.
05:01I don't know where from.
05:03I don't know her from. I know her face, but I don't know where from.
05:06Oh, you both recognise her face, you think? Oh, I do.
05:08All right, well, we can give you a clue.
05:11So, this is going to be the first time that you met this person.
05:18When was that?
05:242011?
05:25What happened in 2011?
05:27In 2011, we...
05:28We had our first...
05:30We had our first daughter.
05:32Yeah.
05:32In 2011.
05:33Hold on, hold on, hold on.
05:37Are you Peter and Abby's daughter?
05:43It's a no. That is not your daughter.
05:45Our daughter's here tonight.
05:47We got married in 2011.
05:48We got married, yes.
05:49You got married?
05:50Yeah.
05:53Who?
05:55Hold on, hold on.
05:55Does she do make-up?
05:58You don't play the harp, do you?
06:01Do you play the harp?
06:03No.
06:05It was a lovely question.
06:07I've got to say, that's the first time we've had that question.
06:10I remember me.
06:12Your wedding.
06:14So?
06:15There was a lot of people there.
06:17We can give you one more clue.
06:19This is the clue's going to actually come from this person.
06:22OK.
06:22OK, here's the clue.
06:25LA!
06:35Did you sing us down the aisle?
06:37Yes.
06:38Yeah!
06:42Were you on the balcony?
06:43Yeah.
06:45I thought you were the harp?
06:47No harp.
06:48No, there was someone playing the harp.
06:50No harp.
06:51But you were on the balcony.
06:52Is that right?
06:53Yeah.
06:53You weren't?
06:54I was on the balcony, but there was no harp.
06:56You were on the balcony?
06:57Yeah, I was on the balcony.
06:58I remember.
06:59Do you remember what she sung at your wedding?
07:01It was that...
07:08Imaginary harp.
07:10You had a lovely...
07:11It was a classical voice.
07:12You said you are so beautiful.
07:13What else did you...?
07:14Oh, it's Amelia, by the way.
07:15Yes.
07:15Amelia, ladies and gentlemen.
07:18Lovely.
07:19So lovely.
07:20Hi.
07:22Um...
07:22Now, what do you remember of it, Amelia?
07:25I didn't know I was singing you down the aisle until ten minutes before.
07:29Which was quite nerve-wracking as a child.
07:31Well, I'd like to say you did a great job, but they can't remember that.
07:34Yeah.
07:37Are you sure you didn't have a harp?
07:38I'm sure.
07:40Well, it's lovely to see you again.
07:43It's Amelia who sung Peter and Abby down the aisle.
07:49There she is.
07:51After all these years.
07:56OK, let's see who is your next Blast From The Past.
08:02Who's the degree?
08:07Who's the degree?
08:12Hi, remember me?
08:22Do you think...?
08:29Pete's face.
08:30Brilliant.
08:31Abby, are you getting a flicker of anything?
08:37Yeah.
08:38What's going on?
08:43What's happening, Pete?
08:44No, no, it's all good.
08:47What do you think?
08:49Well, I think it is someone that went to our school.
08:52APPLAUSE
08:57OK, excellent.
08:59And do you...
09:01Do you remember anything else?
09:03I remember we were in a group of, say, five or six lads
09:06who were my friends, and then, you know, some of my friends
09:11used to say that she was a beautiful school.
09:16That's very, very sweet.
09:19Why are you...?
09:22Delegating this opinion.
09:23What?
09:27Is this your school crush, Pete?
09:32Pete?
09:33It's really weird, isn't it?
09:37So, Jane, do you remember the name of this person?
09:40Is it Lucy Billings?
09:41It is.
09:45It's Lucy Billings.
09:51So, what age was this when you were at school together?
09:5413, we were 13 years old, I would say, yeah.
09:58But you didn't...
09:59Did you...
10:01Sadly, no, he was just a bit young for me, so...
10:07I was in the year below.
10:09So, do you remember any detail?
10:12I mean, paint the scene first.
10:13What was he like on his bike?
10:15And what was he a bit unruly?
10:17Was his tie?
10:17Would he have a tie?
10:19I don't know.
10:19Was he really tall then?
10:21Had he grown yet?
10:22Or was he tidy?
10:23And then he grew.
10:23Because he was in the year below, but he's Peter Crouch.
10:26I mean, he's, you know, I'm in the year below you.
10:29Was he very tall then?
10:31He was tall, but I'm very small, so, you know, I think...
10:35How many reasons to reject the man?
10:39Did he make his feelings known at this time?
10:42I think someone had asked...
10:43Oh, will you ask?
10:45Yeah, will you ask and will you go out with me and...
10:48I think she fancied my mate.
10:51But he was too young as well, so he didn't get a look in either, so, yeah.
10:56But you're now married to an 86-year-old.
11:01Well, it's amazing to give you two this incredibly awkward televisor.
11:06LAUGHTER
11:09Ladies and gentlemen, it's Pete's first crush, Lucy!
11:14APPLAUSE
11:14Thank you, Lucy!
11:21Oh, sorry about that. I hate this game.
11:26Let's see who is your next class from the past.
11:30Who have we got?
11:32APPLAUSE
11:40Hi, remember me?
11:43LAUGHTER
11:43LAUGHTER
11:46I do? I do?
11:48Do you?
11:50LAUGHTER
11:53Familiarity? I mean, I've got to be honest, it's not easy.
11:56It's not easy.
11:57No!
11:59I know this guy.
12:01Here we go.
12:02I'm telling you.
12:03I just don't know where from.
12:04You recognise that face?
12:05What?
12:08She thinks he might own a sandwich shop near us.
12:13That's not true, is it?
12:15No. No.
12:16I know him.
12:17I can tell you, he sold both of you something.
12:21Oh.
12:22LAUGHTER
12:22I was just chilling out.
12:25LAUGHTER
12:27OK, I'm going to now give you the clue of the place this occurred.
12:33Not easy. Here we go!
12:35Ooh!
12:37Ooh!
12:40Oh!
12:42Oh, my God!
12:44Yes!
12:44In Sicily.
12:46Correct!
12:47Yeah!
12:47He's the owner of the place.
12:49No way!
12:50The little coffees!
12:51I said a cafe.
12:53You did?
12:54She said a cafe.
12:56Yes!
12:56In Sicily.
12:57Tell Mina.
12:58Tell Mina?
12:59Yes, it is!
13:00Exactly!
13:02This is Serretto.
13:04From Sicily.
13:05He once sold you an ice cream!
13:09Granita.
13:11Granita.
13:11Granita.
13:12Exactly, Granita.
13:13It's not an ice cream.
13:15It's not just ice cream.
13:16It's not just ice cream.
13:17It's different.
13:18Granita is different.
13:19Granita.
13:20What is it?
13:20This is your opportunity.
13:21Granita is a typical Sicilian specialty.
13:24Oh, that's fabulous.
13:25But the beautiful news is...
13:28Tell us the news!
13:28The bar...
13:29My bar is very, very popular.
13:32No, because I stay here, I want to make marketing.
13:36But...
13:38Roberto!
13:39Roberto!
13:40Take the opportunity!
13:41Tell the people about...
13:43About the Granita!
13:45Granita!
13:46Granita!
13:47Granita!
13:47Granita is like sorbet.
13:49We are very popular.
13:51Very.
13:51And what I want to say...
13:53The bar is popular.
13:55We're getting the popularity of the bar.
13:57Yeah, sure.
13:59The bar is very popular.
14:01And what is very, very beautiful for they...
14:04They was in the queue.
14:06Not asking me the table because it is Abbie Clancy and Peter Crouch.
14:11They wait on the line.
14:18They wait...
14:20They're cute with the plebs.
14:24Because he has a waiter and I give the best granita.
14:29Really.
14:30I want a granita.
14:31I wait you.
14:33I want a granita.
14:34Will you give me...
14:36We have a best granita.
14:37We are making granita.
14:38Will you bring a granita?
14:39Yeah.
14:39Because I don't cue
15:01So this this is this is yours you must say is good
15:12Oh
15:20It's unbelievable
15:27Yeah, is it popular? It's
15:31God it's so good
15:39Oh
15:40Ladies and gentlemen, it is all the way from Cicely. So red dog. Ciao
15:57Alright, so let's give you one more. Let's see who this is
16:11I
16:11Remember me
16:14I
16:19Think I know the voice
16:26I
16:26Remember the voice, yeah
16:28He's crying
16:29Yeah, I'm not crying
16:31No, yeah, it's all thinking though
16:35Sorry Pete?
16:36If it's who I think it is, yeah, I think it's the voice because I used to tell me what
16:39to do
16:40Oh
16:46What kind of thing would he say to do?
16:49He'd say, you know, a little step over, take two touches
16:54I think it's I think it's him
16:57He looks different
17:04Jog his memory. Give it give it to him. He's just he's just he's just fallen over
17:08Crouchy get up
17:12It's all coming flooding back
17:14Oh my god
17:15So Pete do you happen to remember this gentleman's name or indeed where it was and when you last saw
17:20each other
17:20Yeah, yeah, no, you know what? I'd never forget him because he was a huge influence on my career genuinely
17:25when I was a kid
17:28Like I genuinely believed that my technique came from the grounding I had with Barry Quinn
17:44So this was when Pete how old were you when you God must have been ten eleven nine ten
17:49Yeah, he was only about ten
17:54So Pete big influence on your life
17:56Like like honestly a huge huge influence. I just think at that time at that age
18:01Like it's such a like a time for you to develop and I was just so lucky to have a
18:06coach like Barry
18:07Yeah, who just I felt got me to the next level really and I know I was only a baby
18:13But I think that grounding was kind of what shaped the player I became
18:16Yeah, well, it must be lovely to hear that
18:19Thank you
18:21Did you spot the talent early with Pete?
18:24He had a fantastic attitude
18:25He had natural talent but always wanted to progress always wanted to get better works harder than everybody else a
18:33great family support
18:34So it was an absolute coach's dream
18:38And look at him now
18:41Look at him
18:42Was he a good boy?
18:45Young Pete?
18:46Did he listen?
18:47He did, yeah
18:48He listened intently
18:51Almost too much at times because when he was with us he thought that he was illegally with us and
18:59when we shouted Pete hide the man's here from the FA
19:02He would run off go through a hole in the fence and wait to be called back in
19:07Why was he illegally there?
19:09Why was he illegally there?
19:09He wasn't
19:09We just thought it was funny
19:11He wasn't
19:14We just thought it was funny
19:15Oh Barry, it was absolutely great to see you
19:19Barry, ladies and gentlemen
19:29Ladies and gentlemen, that was super fun. Let's hear it for Pete and Abby
19:38So ladies and gentlemen, it is now time for TV takeover
19:45So this is where I take over someone's television and they watch an entirely fake version of a television show
19:56which we make bespokely for them
20:00So this series we focused on Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday night 7.30 to be precise
20:10I suppose for most of our lives we would have heard this music
20:18It is one of the most successful soaps in this country's history
20:24EastEnders
20:27Now it's unlikely ladies and gentlemen that anybody is as big a fan as
20:33Amanda
20:35Ladies and gentlemen, please give it up for my friend Amanda
20:38Here she is
20:40Thanks
20:45It's her husband Mark
20:48Hi Sophie and Jack
20:50Sophie and Jack, you're kids
20:53So, EastEnders, tell me about EastEnders, tell me your love of EastEnders
20:56It is my favourite show, I've never missed an episode
21:01If I go on holiday I will
21:03So this is actually an episode that you did miss
21:06The whole of the country who watched EastEnders were watching the actual EastEnders
21:10And we were actually, do you know we were next door
21:13We had drilled a hole through the wall into your television
21:17And we were playing our own version for only you to watch
21:22Of course your family were all in on it and did a very good job
21:25They were
21:25Now, it's important before we watch it that we learn a little bit about you
21:30So why don't you tell us the story of when you were so shocked by, I think it was somebody's
21:36death
21:37Lucy Beale, tell us Amanda about this
21:39So, once when I was watching EastEnders I was having my tea, which was a bit of fried chicken
21:46And it was a really upsetting episode, Lucy Beale had just died and I was beside myself
21:52Oh no, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry
21:55And it was just horrendous, it was very harrowing Michael
21:58It was very harrowing
22:00So, I took a deep breath in because I was crying and I choked on the chicken
22:05And my daughter had to ring an ambulance
22:08My husband had to give the Heimlich manoeuvre to me
22:12And the chicken shot out
22:13And of course, I'm still here
22:15But Lucy Beale was still dead
22:17OK
22:19Well, let's all make a mental note of that story
22:23So, Amanda in her lovely, lovely home in Swansea
22:27I sat down last week to watch EastEnders
22:30Let's have a look at Amanda's EastEnders TV Takeover
22:37Ah, Swansea, the jewel in the Welsh crown
22:40And home to Amanda, who's heading off for a day of work as a credit controller
22:45Which means it's time for me to spring into action
22:53Ah!
22:54Ah!
22:55Not easy!
22:57Ah!
23:05Right, so, here we are
23:07Well, this is very dramatic, isn't it Amanda?
23:10I have broken into your house while you were at work
23:13But you do love a bit of drama
23:15In fact, you like drama four times a week
23:17And if we're going to make a fun episode
23:21Well, I'm going to need to take some stuff from your house
23:24This is you here, this is you and your lovely husband, Mark
23:27Have a good look at Mark
23:28And maybe have a good look at me and Mark
23:30You've got a fun idea for that
23:32So let's grab some candles
23:35Little bit of love, why not?
23:37Everybody needs love, it's all you need, some would say
23:40And it's not all I need, because I'll be taking that and a lot more
23:44I am struck by this wonderful assortment of crystals
23:48I'll take one of those
23:49I don't know what they're for, but hopefully
23:53Oh, goodness, I hope that didn't break anyway
23:55Crack off!
23:56This is nice
23:57One of the things you have managed to learn through your life
24:01Is all the flags of the world
24:03That might be popping up
24:05And I spotted up here a little CD
24:07You are a huge fan of Bon Jovi Foo, is it?
24:12Erm, so maybe we can try and weave that into your EastEnders episode
24:17Oh, hang on, what we got in here
24:19Maybe these could make their way
24:22From your laundry
24:24To one of the most famous laundries
24:26In this country
24:28I've got to get myself to Warford
24:30I don't know whether to take that little dog
24:31Or your actual dog
24:33Come on, boy!
24:34We've got an old one for
24:36Oh, come on!
24:41A few hours later, and I'm on the set of EastEnders
24:44Here I am, exiting Walford East Station
24:49Yes, there's been some extraordinary storylines over the years
24:52Who shot Phil Mitchell?
24:54Who killed Lucy Beale?
24:56And now it's time for
24:59Where is Amanda?
25:02You have never missed an episode of EastEnders Amanda
25:04But tonight you will
25:06Because the one you'll be watching
25:08We're making especially for you
25:13A few weeks later, it's Wednesday night
25:15And like always, Amanda has meticulously planned her day of credit controlling
25:19To make sure she's home in time for the highlight of her entire day
25:24EastEnders
25:25She has no idea that her house is rigged with hidden cameras
25:30With a crew watching her every move next door
25:33And we've taken over her TV
25:35Ready to override tonight's actual episode of EastEnders
25:39With her own personal episode
25:41So while she thinks she's in control
25:44She's not
25:45We are
25:48The cattle's on, so it's time for Amanda to take her position
25:52In her favourite chair
25:53Alongside daughter Sophie, son Jack, husband Mark
25:56And of course, Floki, her dog
25:59Who are all in on it
26:02Now on BBC One Wales
26:04It's lights, camera, action
26:11Lights, camera, action
26:14If only you knew Amanda
26:20Here we go
26:23Here's your hot chocolate
26:24Oh, lovely
26:25Thank you, Marie
26:29Oh, there you are
26:31Oh, I'm popular today, isn't I?
26:33Yes, cheers
26:35Time to set up tonight's big storyline
26:48Oh, my God
26:50There's Amanda
26:51Amanda
26:52A threatening letter from Amanda
26:55The credit controller
26:56Has left Cathy's share
27:00After a few genuine EastEnders scenes
27:03This is actually meant to
27:04I just can't deal with all the lies
27:06Mate, you are way out of line
27:07I don't need this
27:08We find Cathy in the laundrette
27:14It's no longer than mine
27:16That's...
27:17That's my beach mat
27:23What?
27:25What?
27:27Did you just see that?
27:34Now, will you notice the person calling is a composite of your husband's face and my face?
27:44What's the thing dressing down?
27:47Nope
27:47Still fixated on the laundry
27:51I'm just going to rewind it
27:55Please don't
27:56Hello, sweetheart
27:58G&T, please, Alfie
27:59Yeah, yeah, yeah
28:00Come on
28:00Yeah, make it a double, yeah
28:02I'm having a day of it
28:03Yeah, you and me both
28:04Oh, listen, I just want to test you on something
28:05Okay, have a look at that
28:07You what?
28:08Okay, so I'm doing a quiz, obviously, tonight
28:10We're going to do a thing about flags of the world
28:12I just want to make sure it's not too hard
28:14I do those
28:14Right
28:15Well, your party trick is knowing every flag in the world
28:18Right, think carefully, right, concentrate
28:20What's that one?
28:21I don't know, Alfie, you know
28:23Sweden
28:24Come on, Sweden
28:25Come on, don't panic
28:26Okay, right
28:27What's that one?
28:29Buta
28:29I don't know
28:31Wales
28:32Wales has got a dragon on
28:35You certainly know your flags
28:36But how well do you know your own son, Jack?
28:39Keep an eye on him here in the kitchen
28:42Where's he heading?
28:45The Queen, apparently
28:47Spot him, Amanda?
28:50Nope
28:54Look, this goes back years, yeah
28:56When I was away from the square
28:58I mean, look, I was in a bad place, alright
29:00And this
29:01This was a bad crowd
29:03And of course, there was a ringleader
29:06Amanda
29:07She's known as the
29:09Credit controller
29:10I saw that
29:11It's me
29:13Someone who can help you
29:19Recognise anyone?
29:22That was Floki
29:23That was Floki
29:24Oh my god
29:26What?
29:27I was like, you
29:29That's a thing
29:30Even your dog Floki
29:32Seems to have recognised himself
29:34Or I do think
29:35He might recognise me
29:37Sounds like Floki
29:40Excuse me
29:41Do you alright now?
29:42Yeah, I was told you could help me with something
29:44My name's Cathy
29:45Yeah, it depends on what it is
29:47Take a seat
29:47What do you want to talk about?
29:49Erm
29:50I need to track someone down
29:52She's called Amanda
29:54Amanda?
29:54Yeah
29:55Alright, keep talking
29:57Who's he? I reckon
29:59She's known as the credit controller
30:00You wouldn't believe her
30:01How powerful she is
30:02Wait a minute, what did you say?
30:02You say credit controller?
30:03Alright, I think I've heard of her
30:05This is serious
30:06Time for a bit of fun now
30:07With your all-time favourite artist
30:10Bon Jovi
30:11I'm gonna get in touch with my mate Tommy
30:13Alright?
30:14Tommy used to work on the docks
30:16You need to be on strike
30:17He's down and his luck
30:18It's tough
30:19Ssss
30:21Well, we're right away there then
30:24Take me handcuff
30:24We'll make it, I swear
30:27Why are they just fussing Bon Jovi lyrics?
30:33We'll find this Amanda
30:41We did Amanda
30:44Yeah, I was hoping to speak to you
30:47Oh, it's nice in here
30:49Well, you've got a few new bits
30:50Yeah, a few bits
30:51A little freshen up
30:53That's my opinion
30:57Yes Amanda, that is your cushion
31:00Look, I'm not single
31:01You hungry?
31:02Got some chicken there from a clunky
31:03Can you help yourself?
31:04Do you know what?
31:05I'm starving, I've not eaten all day
31:06Thank you
31:08And the sofa
31:09I may also have taken the sofa that you're sitting on
31:18In fact, there's an awful lot of things from your house in this seat
31:23But keep your eye on Cathy eating chicken
31:25You know how dangerous that can be, Amanda
31:28You know, I've been really into my crystals at the moment
31:31Well, I've been getting this weird energy from this one
31:34What?
31:35I took it to a medium
31:36To get a reading
31:38What are you going on about, Lauren?
31:40I know that it sounds mad, but
31:42She said that someone is trying to reach me from beyond the grave
31:45Yeah, spit it out, Lauren
31:48She said it was Lucy Beale
31:51It's alright
31:52It's alright
31:54Oh!
31:56I think that
31:59Oh, my God
32:02Oh, my God
32:02Right, this is...
32:03Stop eating
32:07Stop eating
32:08Oh, my God
32:11It's so much like
32:12Okay
32:13Okay. Okay. Oh, my God.
32:18Time now to ramp up the search for the elusive Amanda.
32:22You're late. Am I?
32:24Yeah, it's all right. I found her.
32:26You ain't gonna believe where she's at.
32:27Where?
32:28Daffodils, valleys, green, green grass at home.
32:33Rob Brydon, H from Steps,
32:36Bades Jones from The One Show, Gareth Bale.
32:39Where do you think we're going?
32:40Tottenham.
32:41We're going anywhere else.
32:43I know it is, Sam.
32:46Swansea governor.
32:48Get in.
32:49Right, okay. See?
32:53Kaffley, we're nearly there.
32:55Brace yourself.
32:56She ain't gonna believe us.
32:59What's going on?
33:01This is the street.
33:07They're outside our house.
33:09So, Amanda, your number's up.
33:13Oh, my God.
33:19Oh, my God.
33:23It worked!
33:32Oh, my God!
33:34Amanda!
33:45I can't believe it!
33:47Have you any idea who I am behind you?
33:49I do.
33:58Let's go through to the scene of the crime.
34:02Hello, Dolan, you all right?
34:04Hello, Mark.
34:05How are you?
34:06You are who I think you're all right.
34:11Oh, my God.
34:14Oh, my God.
34:17This is, I think I'll take my teeth out of me.
34:19Oh, no, it's the big show.
34:21It's the big show.
34:23It is indeed Michael McIntyre's big show.
34:27Amanda, we've made that EastEnders just for you.
34:31No!
34:32I spent the day at Walford.
34:34Oh, my God, I can't believe there's any telemots in my house.
34:39What's the McIntyre?
34:40The only bad news is you've actually missed EastEnders.
34:43So, you're allowed to do that.
34:45Thank you so much, Amanda.
34:47Thank you so much, Amanda.
34:47Thank you so much, Amanda.
34:49Thank you so much, Amanda.
34:51Thank you so much.
35:00Thank you so much.
35:03Thank you so much.
35:06Thank you so much.
35:07Ladies and gentlemen, what about that?
35:09Amanda, fantastic.
35:11Oh, it hurts my cheeks, laughing at all.
35:15What do you think?
35:16I don't know what would go through your mind, was she?
35:18It was real, surreal.
35:20I just could not believe that was going on and I had my things on there.
35:22I just could not believe that what's going on and I had my things on there,
35:25and I was like, this is really weird.
35:27I can't even believe we took the sofa.
35:29We took the whole...
35:30cannot believe you took the sofa and i and i noticed the sofa and i didn't notice my own son
35:39these are the priorities well listen you've been an amazing sport
35:46and it was worth it ultimately because you know you met kathy she came to your house
35:50jillian all the way to swansea she was amazing and she's so lovely yeah and we've got a little
35:55present actually so this is um well this is your script this is your eastenders script it's signed
36:03by jillian tailforth who's written a lovely little note to you and that's for you put that on the wall
36:08and you can uh it certainly was it certainly was it was our absolute pleasure ladies and gentlemen
36:16tonight's star of tv takeover amanda
36:26my next guest is the biggest selling classical artist of the century
36:33she is back performing on the big show i'm so happy that she is ladies and gentlemen the
36:38incredible katherine jenkins
36:40she is
37:08she is
37:13Oh
37:53Oh
38:15Oh
38:54Oh
38:55Oh
38:57Oh
38:57Oh
38:57Oh
39:20Oh
39:30You know it's true
39:34Everything I do
39:46You
39:47I do it for
39:48You
39:52CHEERING
39:54CHEERING
40:02Jenko, Katherine Jenkins
40:05Darling
40:07So listen, how's it all going? Tell me about this song. Is it part of an album of Bryan Adams
40:12songs?
40:12No
40:14I'm a summer of 69
40:19We have to do it. I feel like we have to do that
40:23Well, it's part of my
40:25Believe it or not, I'm celebrating this year
40:26My 25th year in music
40:29That's extraordinary
40:30That's an extraordinary thing
40:33I can't believe it, but yes
40:35There will be a big UK tour in October
40:37What a pleasure to have you on the show
40:38Thank you for having me
40:56CHEERING
41:01So of course this is where we
41:03Surprise
41:05A star
41:06Right here on this very stage
41:08So tonight
41:09We are not surprising just one person
41:11But an entire band
41:13Or group
41:14They have had four number one singles
41:18They've sold over three million records
41:19And made sure that double denim
41:22Stayed in fashion forever
41:25C'est la vie
41:26It's bewitched
41:33So at the back of the theatre
41:34You have no idea it's the theatre
41:36So they come in through the back
41:37And every week we redress it as something else
41:40Tonight
41:40It is a wax work studio
41:44Bewitched
41:45Think they are coming
41:46To be immortalised
41:49In wax
41:50Okay, so they are here
41:52To be scanned
41:55To go through a body scanner
41:57And then they will have a design consultation
42:00And then they will be turned into wax works
42:03So they are going to end up in this
42:06Now this is the 3D body scanner
42:08So they will be scanned on a 360
42:10When they get to the front
42:12That wall will collapse
42:14And then they will be on this very stage
42:17Then the band are going to start playing
42:19C'est la vie
42:20Comme ça
42:21C'est la vie
42:24C'est la vie
42:26C'est la vie
42:26Uh oh
42:27C'est la vie
42:33C'est la vie
42:34C'est la vie
42:36Excellent work
42:36Now Caroline, our actor
42:40She is waiting in the reception area
42:42Hi Caroline
42:43So we can have a little look around
42:46So I think we have Marilyn Monroe. There she is. Justin Bieber. Where's Bieber?
42:51Oh, not bad. And I think there might be one of me. Oh, there I am.
42:59Now, The Witch Dig are going to be part of a 90s-themed exhibition, supposedly.
43:06As part of an 80s-themed exhibition is Sinita. Can you show us that?
43:11Because she's behind the curtain. Now, here's a bit of fun.
43:15That's actually Sinita.
43:17LAUGHTER
43:20So...
43:25Sinita, if you can hear me, please give us a wave.
43:29Ladies and gentlemen, Sinita!
43:31APPLAUSE
43:34OK, so you might have noticed there's another curtain there on the other side,
43:39and we are going to put a work-in-progress waxwork into that side.
43:47And when I say work-in-progress, what I mean is, um...
43:51Well, have a little think and put your hands up
43:54if you have ever been mistaken for a celebrity in your life.
44:01Anybody? All right, what have we got?
44:03It's quite, quite good.
44:05Um...
44:06Oh, my God, oh, my God!
44:07Hang on, come on.
44:09Let's have a look at this first one.
44:11I think it's nice that everyone can have a look.
44:13Maybe we can have a guess before he says.
44:15But you do...
44:16You have a distinctive face.
44:18Say it.
44:19What's your name?
44:20Tony.
44:21Tony?
44:21Yeah.
44:22Oh!
44:22Anybody want to guess?
44:26Keanu Reeves!
44:28Do people say you look like Keanu Reeves?
44:29Every day.
44:30Really?
44:31I was going to go Owen Wilson!
44:33Oh!
44:34Yeah, if I do this...
44:37Yeah.
44:38And every day people say you look like Keanu Reeves.
44:40Every single day.
44:40I think five times, one on the train come in here.
44:43OK, that's good.
44:43Decent.
44:44All right, who else?
44:45Who else have we got?
44:45It's a really good start.
44:46Hello, darling.
44:48OK.
44:48Oh, no!
44:49I'm getting something!
44:51Oh, I am!
44:52Come on, come up, come up!
44:53Yes, I am!
44:54It's good!
44:55This is amazing!
44:56OK, I think it's a good one.
44:57What's your name?
44:58Christine.
44:58Christine.
44:59Well done.
45:00Join me on stage.
45:02So, this is Christine.
45:03If you could stand next to Keanu Reeves.
45:07So, Christine.
45:09Oh, it's quite good.
45:10Who do we think Christine looks like?
45:14Olivia Colman, is that what...?
45:16Christine, you really do look like Olivia Colman.
45:20How often...
45:21How often do people say that?
45:24Quite frequently.
45:25This is excellent!
45:25This is a really good start.
45:27OK, anybody else?
45:28What...?
45:29What...?
45:31Vicky McClure.
45:32Yeah!
45:33It's quite good!
45:34Come on, come on, Vicky McClure!
45:36Nice to meet you.
45:37What's your name?
45:38Mickey.
45:38Hi, Mickey.
45:39Mickey, not Vicky.
45:40OK, well done.
45:41Who else have we got?
45:42Who else have we got?
45:44Sorry, I'm coming through here.
45:45We had some over here.
45:47Hello, mate.
45:48Who do people think you look like?
45:49Peter Kay.
45:51Peter Kay.
45:54It's quite funny because it's not great.
45:56Come on.
45:59What's your name?
46:00Dan.
46:01Come on, Dan.
46:02All right, anybody else?
46:03We've got Dan as Peter Kay.
46:04Anybody else?
46:05Now I'm going to get down to anybody who's ever been told,
46:09like, even once.
46:10Just even once.
46:11Put your hand up.
46:12Even once.
46:13OK, Bewitched are on their way.
46:15Who was yours?
46:17It's not bad, you know.
46:19OK, one more, Emma Thompson.
46:20You're coming up quick.
46:22What was yours?
46:25Orlando Bloom, please join us on this stage.
46:30OK, we're going to ask the audience to decide.
46:32OK, come round here, come round here.
46:35Nice to meet you.
46:36What's your name?
46:36Hi, Helen.
46:37Hello, mate.
46:38Dan.
46:38Hi, Dan.
46:39We've got a couple of Dans.
46:40So, please don't decide if they're that good,
46:43just whatever we think is going to be funniest.
46:44Because what's going to happen is they're going to be
46:46in the other curtain, and then we're going to say to Bewitched,
46:49who do you think this is?
46:51OK?
46:53Those in favour of Keanu Reeves, make some noise.
46:59Olivia Colman.
47:02Vicky McClure.
47:05Peter Kay.
47:09Emma Thompson.
47:13Orlando Bloom.
47:16All right, we're down to our final two.
47:19Let's...
47:19Thank you, guys.
47:20You can return to your seats.
47:21Nice to see you.
47:22Thank you, guys.
47:22Well done.
47:24Oh, they're both quite good.
47:27OK, it's so close.
47:28Let's settle this with a staring competition.
47:31You have to see if you...
47:33Keep completely still.
47:34Because you are waxworks.
47:36All right?
47:36Go.
47:49All right.
47:51I'm going Peter Kay.
47:52Peter, you've got it.
47:53Thank you very much.
47:55All right, Peter.
47:56Go on, you're going to get it sorted.
47:58Well done.
47:59Don't move when you're in there and don't say a word!
48:03OK, next to them in.
48:08Hello!
48:09Hi!
48:10Come on in.
48:12Hello.
48:12She's so gorgeous.
48:13Lovely to meet you.
48:14Come and take a seat.
48:15Welcome to the studios.
48:16Hi.
48:17Come and sit down.
48:18Hello.
48:18Come and sit down.
48:20Oh, pop your jacket on.
48:22Hi.
48:23It is.
48:24Hello.
48:24Welcome.
48:25Lovely to see you.
48:25Sorry to keep you waiting.
48:26It's a very busy day.
48:27It has been a busy day.
48:28We'll take you through in a second.
48:30We'll take you through in just a second.
48:31Get the process started.
48:32We'll get the process started.
48:34Have you ever had a wax before?
48:35So, have anyone ever had a wax before?
48:37No.
48:38I've never had a wax elsewhere.
48:39Oh!
48:42Well, this shouldn't be as painful, so that's good.
48:44And it's amazingly accurate.
48:46It's amazingly accurate as well.
48:48Like, you'll be amazed.
48:49Have a look at Marilyn.
48:50What do you think?
48:50I mean, have a look at Marilyn.
48:51What do you think?
48:52It's amazing.
48:53It is.
48:53The skin is in hands.
48:55Beeps.
48:55That's good.
48:56That's really good.
48:57Oh, my gosh.
48:58It's really, really good.
48:59It's really accurate, so...
49:01We pride ourselves on our accuracy.
49:03We really pride ourselves on our accuracy.
49:05Yeah.
49:05We'd like to show you our latest as well.
49:06We'd like to show you our latest, actually.
49:08We do like to think that you should be able to recognise who the waxwork is.
49:12You should be able to recognise the, you know, waxwork instantly.
49:15Yeah.
49:15Now I feel under pressure.
49:17So, I'm going to show you one, and can you say who you think it is?
49:19And if you could just tell us who you think it is, OK?
49:21So, we'll just have a look.
49:23It's great to get your advice.
49:24OK, ready?
49:25So, who's this?
49:28Centimetre.
49:29Centimetre.
49:29Centimetre.
49:30Centimetre.
49:31We just finished that yesterday.
49:31We just finished that one yesterday.
49:32Yeah, that's one of my favourites.
49:33Do you want another little peak?
49:34Do you want another little peak?
49:36OK, you ready?
49:37I'm going to show you something else.
49:39It's beautiful, isn't it?
49:41She is incredible.
49:43It is.
49:43It's incredible.
49:44Now, we do have a work in progress.
49:45We have a work in progress as well.
49:47And I would love you to guess who it might be.
49:49Well, I'd love you to guess our next one, if you can.
49:51I mean, it's...
49:52I think it's brilliant, this one.
49:53You'll be really impressed.
49:55LAUGHTER
50:00No, some of them do have a little bit of a message, you know.
50:03The guys sort of...
50:04I don't know who that is.
50:06Don't put me in your throat.
50:07If you had to guess...
50:08If you had to guess who was...
50:11I don't know.
50:12I don't know who it is.
50:13OK.
50:14He's got Irish roots.
50:15He's got Irish roots, I think, actually.
50:17Oh, my God.
50:18Yeah.
50:19One more quick look.
50:20Are you ready?
50:21OK.
50:22Here we go.
50:23LAUGHTER
50:25Isn't that really not real?
50:26That looks so real.
50:29It looks really real.
50:30I'm just about to know that one.
50:31I'll give you a clue.
50:32Garlic bread.
50:33Garlic bread.
50:34Shake it.
50:35Garlic bread.
50:36What?
50:36Garlic bread.
50:37That's the clue.
50:38Garlic bread, I'm so confused.
50:39Is he eating or something?
50:40He's not really a real person.
50:42No, no.
50:43That's accurate as well.
50:45They're so accurate.
50:46They're great, aren't they?
50:47Peter.
50:47Peter.
50:49Cellars.
50:49Peter.
50:50Is it Peter K?
50:52No.
50:52It was.
50:53It was Peter K, you said.
50:56Last Pete.
50:57Last Pete.
50:59Look, have another look.
50:59Are you ready?
51:00OK, here we go.
51:03That's a real mouth.
51:05That's not Peter K.
51:07That's a real mouth.
51:07All right, take them through.
51:09Let's get them scanned.
51:10OK.
51:10Do you want to just follow me through, ladies?
51:12We're going to start your scanner.
51:13This is through this way, so I think Dan should be back out here again.
51:17Come on through.
51:18Please.
51:23So, come on through.
51:24This is the scanner, OK?
51:26I'm going to give you one of these.
51:28It's Kiwi, that's it.
51:29See the spot over there.
51:30You're going to stand on that one here.
51:31This one's for you on the spot.
51:33Just on the end there.
51:34See the spot on the floor?
51:35Like facing that way?
51:36Yeah, facing the scanner.
51:38Lindsay.
51:39And here we go, my love.
51:41On that spot there.
51:42Yeah.
51:42OK, so this is going to show you some poses.
51:45I need you to copy the pose and just hold it.
51:48The platform is going to move.
51:50It's going to rotate, OK?
51:51While the scan happens.
51:52So just hold the pose as it's moving.
51:54And that's it, OK?
51:55I'll leave you to it.
51:56Unless it's me in the room.
51:58Do you feel like it's an MRI or something and you can't come in?
52:02No, I'm going to initialise it.
52:03Oh, look.
52:04I look like...
52:06Oh, no, the microphone is there.
52:14OK.
52:15How do you feel?
52:16OK.
52:17Steady feet, everyone!
52:19I need...
52:21Oh, good!
52:23This is kind of lovely to get a applause.
52:33Come on, man!
52:35Come on, baby!
52:37Come on, baby!
52:37Come on, baby!
52:37Come on, baby!
52:37Come on, baby!
53:04I
53:08Just
53:13I'll show you mine
53:37Do what I want
53:39Say you will
53:40Say you will
53:42Say you will
53:43Say you will
53:47Do what I want
53:48Say you will
53:49Say you will
53:52Play with the girls
53:54Play with the boys
53:55Do you ever get lonely?
53:59I'll be the queen
54:01You'll be the king
54:03In your tree
54:04So, darling, you'll let her make a room for me
54:06Get out of the windows and doors
54:08Show you mine if you show me yours
54:11You gotta let me in
54:12Come on, you guys, watch it
54:14Hey, hey, hey
54:16Let the fun begin
54:18Come on! Hey, yeah
54:20I'm a wolf today
54:22Hey, hey, hey
54:24I'll hug, I'll hug
54:26I'll hug, I'll hug, I'll follow you away
54:29Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
54:32Hey, hey, hey
54:32Say you will
54:34I'll hug, I gag, I'll hug, I'm a好き
54:38I'll hug you
54:40You'll see what it is
54:42Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
54:46Hey
54:55Hey, hey, hey
54:57Hey, hey, hey, hey
54:58Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
54:58Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
54:59Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey It's not a-
54:59after할 real
55:04Say you well, say you won't
55:07Spirit in love
55:08Say you well, say you won't
55:16Say you won't
55:18Say you're me
55:21Say you won't
55:25Say you won't
55:25Say you won't
55:26What I don't, say your truth, say to me
55:29You wanna say to me
55:31Say you will, say you want, say you don't
55:35What I don't, say your truth, say to me
55:38You love me guys, well
55:39Till I be in love
55:43Till I be in love
55:45Till I be in love
55:47Till I be in love
55:58My unexpected star stars of the show, Bill Wynch
56:09Oh, good lord
56:13You were in the room and there, your head
56:17You noticed my head?
56:18Yes, I noticed your head
56:19Oh my god, we did, we recognised you
56:22So we're not being made into wax dummies
56:25So disappointed
56:26My daughter wanted it
56:28We will probably have to arrange that at another time
56:31Thank you
56:32That was funny
56:32We are all here to surprise you
56:34All here
56:34For you
56:35The band and everything
56:36Who knows
56:37You guys knew, we were with them last night
56:39That's hilarious
56:40We all had to keep this secret from you
56:42So that you would land on the stage
56:44And go straight into that amazing song
56:46Weren't they amazing, ladies and gentlemen?
56:52We haven't done that for 20 years
56:55Well, it was amazing
56:57Thank you
56:57Was that actually Sunita?
57:00Yes, it was Sunita
57:00It was a real Sunita?
57:02No, that was a wax
57:03Wow
57:03No, that was actually Sunita
57:04Stop
57:05That's impressive
57:06Seriously?
57:07There's Sunita giving us a wave
57:08There's Sunita
57:09Oh my gosh
57:12And you know that man that we said was Peter K
57:15Yeah, who was that? Poor fella
57:15Who was it really?
57:16Just Sun bloke in the audience
57:18Oh my gosh
57:19There he is
57:20There he is
57:21I'm sorry
57:22He did well
57:23Oh my gosh
57:24Because I was like, I'm sure I know who Peter K is
57:26I was like, he moved, his eyes moved
57:30But listen, tell us about your life then
57:32What's going on?
57:33I mean, what are you up to?
57:33Well, yeah, I know
57:34Well, we've got loads of gigs
57:35And we're hopefully gonna
57:36You'll see a tour of us around
57:38Well, you might have more gigs
57:39We're gonna have a new single as well
57:40We've got a new single called Firefly
57:42And that'll be out in a couple of weeks
57:43Firefly, let's go
57:44Ladies and gentlemen, one more time
57:45The amazing Bewitched
57:50You're welcome
57:52Thank you very much
57:54Goodnight, Bravo
57:55Thank you
57:59If you'd like to nominate someone for the unexpected star of the show
58:02Or for any other surprise
58:04Go to bbc.co.uk slash bigshow for all the details
58:08What?
58:10What is going on?
58:11Next week, Jade Braves sent them all
58:13There's music from Jack Savaretti
58:16And we have a sensational, unexpected star of the show
58:46There's music from Jack Savaretti
58:49On Apple麺
58:49Out of the show
58:50Per The hero
58:50And there's music from Jack Savaretti
58:50This is an epic star
58:51But there's music from Jack Swiper
58:51And there's music from Jack Savaretti