00:00Traffic, Cheetos, password logins, you know the stories I've told.
00:05I'm complaining my way through life as I grow a little old.
00:09But nothing fills my soul with rage, and this I guarantee.
00:14Like seeing an overflowing hamper, it's time to do laundry.
00:19Oh, the worst day.
00:22Wash it, switch it, fold it, hang it.
00:24You know how it goes.
00:25I'm ruining all the days when I purchased all these clothes.
00:29It's four separate chores rolled into one with an evil final twist.
00:34The second that I'm finished, there's another load I missed.
00:39Use cold for this and warm for that, but never choose hot heat.
00:44Separate your whites and darks.
00:45Don't ever let them meet.
00:47Use bleach, but only sometimes.
00:48That goes for fabric softener, too.
00:51To the laundry machine engineer, I have some words for you.
00:57400 loads later, and I've reached my final spin.
01:01I'll throw it in the basket and count that as a win.
01:04My patience has been bleached.
01:06My dignity is hanging by a thread.
01:09Now that I've aired my dirty laundry, it's time to go to bed.
01:13Yeah!
01:14Way to go, Shan!
01:16You're always laughing.
01:16I know.
01:17I'm not.
