00:00Hey YouTube! I'm Michael. So sick of saying my name. Hey YouTube I'm Lucy. And I'm
00:07Michael. And this is Storytime. Where we tell stories to each other. That we've
00:13never heard. Before. Thumbs up if you like us. Thumbs up if you don't. It makes us
00:18feel good to get thumbs up. What does it make you feel? How much. We tell stories
00:23but we also put story ideas from you guys into this jar. So comment below
00:29letting us know what stories you want us to tell. And we've got a bunch in here
00:32that we'll pick out for today. Can I do it? Can I have the honors now that I'm
00:35already hands deep? Oh I'm scared. Oh this should be good. Most embarrassing moment.
00:43Wait. I don't want, okay. How do we, who can blow a bubble with our spit? That's
00:49disgusting, no. Okay give me a second.
00:55Ellen popped out. What the, how about, you guess what number I'm thinking of. Okay. And
01:01then I'll guess what number you're thinking of. I'm thinking of another. How do I know you're
01:04not gonna lie? I, okay. She looked me right in the eye. What number am I thinking of? Seven.
01:11No. Three. You freaking got it! Alright, he won. Fair and square. Time for me to tell my most embarrassing
01:18story.
01:19Let me take you back to a place called High School Drama Club. Oh god. Well I love the
01:25drama club so uh, can it. I was also in drama. I figured. Were you ever in the
01:30Crucible? So I was in the Crucible. I was playing the part of a little bit of a
01:35promiscuous villager. You were just playing yourself. High School Drama Club. Broadway.
01:41What's the difference? Chicken cutlets. Do you know what those are? Yes I do. You know in
01:45your bra to kind of give you the cleavage that you don't have. Very flat. Okay so it
01:49was a part in the show where the lights go out and my character runs off stage. Quick costume
01:54change. I'm talking 10 seconds. So lights go out. Book it off stage. Put my arms up. Quick costume
02:04change. I'm changing. I'm changing. The lights are about to go back on. I reach in and I go
02:09oh my god. I'm missing my left chicken cutlet. Lights on stage. On. There is my chicken cutlet.
02:17Boob down. All suction cupped to the stage. Like how do you feel about that? Your boob.
02:23I know. Gotta keep track of them. Yeah usually they're just there. Not really there at all.
02:29Okay. Okay I want to hear about your embarrassing story. Okay so mine does not paint me on great.
02:34Light. Okay. Warning. I was under 21 during this but it involves alcohol. I didn't drink in high school.
02:41You go boy. I like this boy and he like kind of liked me I guess. I was a sophomore.
02:47He was a senior.
02:48Ooh. I know older. He invited me to his birthday party. It was a costume party. So I took this
02:54opportunity
02:54to dress a little risque. As Michael does. I would say there were three components to this costume and that's
03:00it.
03:00Let me guess. And none of them involved pants. Feathers. No. Bralette. Yes. Skirt. Yes.
03:05I was like I'm going to build up the confidence to talk to him and tonight steal the kiss.
03:11Keep in mind this is like juice and alcohol. Basically I proceeded to get incredibly drunk where I was on
03:17the floor.
03:17Do you have any pictures? I will show them to you privately.
03:20So the night winds down he still hasn't spoken to me. I was like. This is sad. This dude invited
03:25you to the party.
03:26Yeah. I'm devastated. And then didn't talk to you. I'm devastated. I'm devastated.
03:28So he'd offered to drive people home. So I was like I gotta go home. And immediately. Uh oh.
03:35I opened his window. And just like. All I remember saying is I feel so cute right now. I feel
03:44so cute. This girl's like are you okay?
03:47I was like listen. I feel really cute right now. I woke up the next morning with a very neat
03:52pile of puke next to my face.
03:55There's a trail of my clothes and accessories from my back door to my room. So clearly I must have
04:01taken them off at some point.
04:03One at a time. One at a time. As I was going. Then I look at my computer. Have a
04:07Facebook message from that guy.
04:08You left your phone at my house. And also my car was parked by his house. So you know what
04:12I had to do? I had to walk.
04:13I walked three miles. I get to my car. Immediately it starts raining. So I get in my car and
04:18I just sit there.
04:18This is a saga. I'm just saying this is a tale for the ages. It is. Continue.
04:22I'm too nervous to go up because I'm embarrassed. I sit there for an hour. It stops raining. I get
04:28out of my car. I go to his house.
04:29I knock on the door. And he opens it and I see that his roommates are there. Everyone's looking at
04:34me because they know me now.
04:36He hands me my phone. He turns around for a second because somebody said something. And when they all look
04:40back I'm gone.
04:41I have disappeared. I saw the opportunity and I ran. And then I never talked to him for like eight
04:46months after that.
04:47To this day. This is really hard for me to talk about. And I'm embarrassed.
04:50I'm sorry but now the whole internet knows. I actually have to say Michael that I think you're a great
04:55storyteller.
04:55You really just keep me on the edge. Like I'm sitting on the edge of this couch like what's next?
05:00And what I learned from you is that you can't control your boobs.
05:03Hey YouTube. Thanks for watching this edition of Storytime. Comment below letting us know what you want to see us
05:09tell stories of next time and we'll put them in this jar.
05:12Also comment below letting us know your most embarrassing stories and perhaps in a future episode we'll read it aloud
05:17and expose you to the whole world.
05:19And click here to subscribe to this channel and here to watch another video. Bye.
05:24Don't be embarrassed. Life is great.
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