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"Which Pokemon is this?!?" These are the five phases of buying your first vibrator.

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00:04I don't remember what I watched, I don't remember who the characters are, I don't remember what happened.
00:08I may as well have been drinking.
00:10Do you want to go in that, it looks like a bakery. Delicious.
00:13No, it's definitely not a bakery. For one thing it says sex toys on the front. We should definitely go
00:18though.
00:19I've never been in a sex toy shop.
00:21You're kidding me.
00:22I don't own a vibrator.
00:24Wait, you don't own a vibrator?
00:25I don't, no.
00:25No, let's go like right now. Let's go.
00:30There's so many wonders to this world, Vanessa.
00:32They come in so many shapes and sizes and vibrations.
00:34The diddler.
00:35The tingler.
00:36The tickler.
00:37The lip lover.
00:37The dark night rises.
00:39The garlic knot.
00:40The left hand special.
00:41The am I on a bus?
00:42The treat yourself.
00:43The Benedict cumbersnatch.
00:45Plus all the butt stuff.
00:46But you could get lost in that.
00:47We should definitely go inside and check that out.
00:49Okay, okay, okay.
00:50Just, just give me like five minutes.
00:52Okay.
00:56Um.
00:58What?
00:58Hello.
01:00What?
01:02What?
01:03Why?
01:04Where?
01:05Which Pokemon is this?
01:06No.
01:08No.
01:09Is there anything I can help you with, ma'am?
01:12Yes.
01:15Often in sex ed, we don't learn about what's actually fun and pleasurable about sex.
01:20And that's really why Babeland exists.
01:22To give you the skills and the toys you need to have fun in the bedroom and beyond.
01:27You sound like Buzz Lightyear.
01:42Oh, hey.
01:43What's up?
01:45What's up?
01:45Hey.
01:46Huh?
01:48Are you okay?
01:49Good.
01:50Yeah.
01:51Are you okay?
01:51Uh, I haven't seen you in a couple of days.
01:54No, I just saw you, like, this morning.
01:57That was Wednesday.
01:59Today is Saturday.
02:01Interesting.
02:02Wow.
02:03Isn't your phone buzzing?
02:05Let's go get friends.
02:07We never get friends in close.

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