What's Your Dumbest Drunk Decision?

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Dani Jackel | Dirt With Dani

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00:00I did a two-man right next to my mom in the same bed.

00:03Welcome back to Dirt with Danny. My name is Danny Jackal.

00:06Tonight I'm in Boston and I'm going to be finding out people's dumbest drunk decisions.

00:09And this episode is presented to you by Phoenix Energy.

00:11So head over to drinkphoenix.com to get yours today and follow Drink Phoenix on Instagram.

00:15Enjoy the video.

00:16What is the dumbest decision you made while drunk?

00:19I went to the bar. I met a girl. We went back to her place and we were about to hook up.

00:23She's like, before we hook up, I just want to let you know I have crap.

00:25Wow.

00:26We hooked up multiple times and I ate it out every time.

00:29I got to sit.

00:31I think I have small crabs crawling around on my mouth as we speak.

00:35How lucky am I to be talking to you?

00:37What's the dumbest decision you made while drunk?

00:39One time when I was drunk, I called my grandma and I told her what I was about to do and everything I was up to for the rest of the night.

00:45So you're like, grandma, I'm about to go hook up with this guy. Like, yeah.

00:50What is the dumbest drunk decision you've made?

00:52I got a head in the back of an Uber once with other people in it.

00:56Oh, okay.

00:56They didn't see it, but they heard about it the next day.

00:59Is it that small?

01:02Interview over.

01:03What is the dumbest drunk decision you've made?

01:06I got in a fight with the guy I was talking to, so I got with my ex.

01:09I love it.

01:10What's the dumbest drunk decision you've made?

01:12One time I had in the back of an Uber and took the car seat.

01:15Oh.

01:16You gotta go, you gotta go.

01:17Why did that turn me on?

01:18What's the dumbest decision you've made while drunk?

01:20I did a two-man right next to my mom in the same bed.

01:23That was a terrible decision.

01:27I'm speechless.

01:31Next to your mom?

01:32Yeah, she woke up too.

01:33Did you lean over for some mommy's milky while you were there?

01:36No.

01:36Get a little show, no.

01:38What is the dumbest drunk decision you've made?

01:39I just make a lot of dumb decisions, like, sober.

01:42Like, I don't need to be drunk.

01:43Everything I do is really stupid.

01:45What's the dumbest decision you've made while drunk?

01:47I was at a party this summer.

01:48My high school crush was there, and I really wanted to impress her, so I started drinking a lot.

01:53I got really messed up and started throwing up all over at the place.

01:56Ew.

01:56That probably really got her going.

01:58I threw up all over myself, but I think she was kind of impressed.

02:02She was for sure soaked after that.

02:04She was all over me after that.

02:06Did you ever end up hooking up with her?

02:08I did, I did.

02:09I hooked up with her that night.

02:10That's brave of her.

02:11So it ended up being a good drunk decision, so.

02:13Okay, yeah.

02:14What is the dumbest decision that you've ever made?

02:16I got on a sled with another friend of mine.

02:18The sled was, like, this big.

02:19Oh, I went downhill, crashed into a tree.

02:21I broke my back.

02:22I mean, what a way to get your back blown out.

02:23My God.

02:25What is the dumbest drunk decision you've made?

02:27I walked out of a bar one time, and I couldn't figure out my password to get in my phone,

02:30so I just took a little nap across the street on the sidewalk.

02:33I've seen a few of those before, out and about.

02:35Probably, probably, yeah.

02:36What is the dumbest decision you made while drunk?

02:38Going to UMass Amherst with my friends.

02:41We all snuck onto the football field.

02:43We were there for about an hour, just f***ing around, drinking, doing whatever, until 40

02:47security guards came on us, and we all got in trouble.

02:49They took us down to the police station.

02:51You're a bad boy.

02:52I guess I'm a bad boy.

02:53What is the dumbest drunk decision you've made?

02:55Betting on the Miami Dolphins.

02:57What is the dumbest decision you made while drunk?

02:59Letting my friend drink 10 more shots because I was in charge of it.

03:03Oh.

03:03Like, he rolled into the hallway of the f***ing, of the dorm.

03:06He was all over the place.

03:07Yeah.

03:08Literally.

03:08Thank you guys so much for watching the video.

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03:20Bye.

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