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Dani Jackel | Dirt With Dani
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00:00I'm pregnant dad. Welcome back to Deer with Danny. My name is Danny Jackal. Today I'm at the
00:06University of Alabama and I'm gonna be paying strangers to do dares. This episode is presented
00:09by Crack, the new payment app from Kraken. Crack is your all-in-one global money app. You can send
00:14money instantly to anyone, anywhere. You can save in digital dollars and you can spend in any
00:17currency. Make sure to download Crack today and enjoy the video. I'll crack you $50 right now if
00:22you go find a girl and make out with her. I get 50 bucks when I go find a girl and make out with her.
00:27Sounds like a win-win situation. Do you have any riz? Nah, I got rusty right now. I'll help you.
00:32Luckily, I'm the riz queen. Are you girls single? Yes. I will pay you 50 bucks right now if you kiss
00:38a guy that I have waiting over there for you. Oh, I don't know. Your mom's standing right here. Go
00:42for it. You got mom's approval? 50? Okay. Come on over. We have your mans right here. Okay, you two.
00:49Take it away. What's your name? Kaysen. Kaysen. Hi, I'm Gabby. Gabby and Kaysen sitting in a tree.
00:54K-I-S-S-I-N-G. I'm cracking you 50 bucks. You could exchange numbers. Just saying.
01:00Oh, sure, sure. Do you have an ex? Yeah. I will crack you right now 50 bucks if you call
01:07him and tell him you want to get back together. This is terrible. You have to really sell it
01:12YouTube. You got it. You got it. Hello. Hello. Yes. Hello. I think we should get back together.
01:23Funny. Don't you think like we should? No. Come on. Don't you miss my lips? Like, I was
01:31your first kiss. Okay, that was good. I saw him in Tinder three months ago, though. So,
01:37he was still. He's looking for someone for sure. He is. He is. He is. I will crack you 50 bucks
01:42right now. Okay. I will crack you 50 dollars right now if you trade shirts with the opposing
01:47team. I bet. I see an L.C. fan right here. Let's see if I can get someone to trade. She's
01:50saying 50 bucks right now if we trade shirts. We're at. No. I'm not wearing tie gear. It's
01:55not that deep. You can burn it after. I don't care. We're gonna find someone. I will pay
01:59you 100 dollars if you trade shirts with him for the day. For the day? That's actually
02:03a good deal. Well, you're gonna be getting cracked 100 dollars now. It's a global online
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02:13in any currency. Say less. And now you're an Alabama fan for the day. I'm a huge LSU fan,
02:18so this hurts a lot. Roll tide, huh? Roll tide. I will crack you 100 dollars right now if you
02:24can go find a guy, raise him up, give him a kiss, and get his number. Okay. Anybody?
02:30Any, any guy here. Roll. They gotta be single though, right? Yes. Wait, now I'm nervous.
02:34Y'all put me on the spot like this. Wait, this guy right here. Do you have a girlfriend?
02:38I do not have a girlfriend. Can I kiss you and get your number? Yes. Oh, yeah, sure. Oh. Oh. Wait, okay,
02:47that was great. Can I get your number? Yeah, sure. Okay. Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you. Do you go
02:52here? No, I go to Auburn. I go to Auburn. I mean, what if you guys start dating from the... Danny,
02:57I like you. I like you. I'll crack you 100. Good job. I will crack you 50 bucks. Crack you 50 bucks? What?
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03:06download the app. Go use it. I'm addicted to crack. Ew. What's it there? What's it there? One of you
03:12calls your ex right now and tells them that they want to get back together. Yeah, let's do it. When
03:16did you guys break up? About four months ago. Oh, perfect. Also throw in there that you have an STD.
03:21Let's do it. Hey, I know we broke up a couple months ago. I have chlamydia, but I want to run it back.
03:27I miss you. What? I have an STD, but I want to run it back. I miss you. Okay.
03:32Are you down or what? Are you laughing about me right now, or do you want to run it back?
03:38Were you the one broken up with, I assume? Sort of. It was kind of mutual. Doesn't really
03:42seem like it. I'm proud of you. I'll crack you 50 now. Thank you. Thank you for cracking
03:46me. Of course. Hey, thank you, Crack, for sponsoring this video. Everybody go use crack.
03:50We want to crack oil. I will crack you 50 bucks right now if you call your ex and tell him
03:54that you have chlamydia. Okay. Okay, I will. Hold on. I have to go and block his number. Fair enough.
04:00This is crazy. What are you doing? I don't know. This is insane. Are you nervous? Yes,
04:04I'm very nervous. Your call has been slow. Oh, shit. I declined. Should I leave a voicemail?
04:08Yeah. Hey, I know we haven't talked in forever, but I have chlamydia, and I think you need to
04:12go get checked, because I may have given it to you. Ugly. He's going to post that, and everyone's
04:19going to think, I actually have chlamydia. It's okay. When you're 50 dollars, Richard, you
04:22won't be caring. I will crack you 50 bucks right now if you do a shooey with your beer.
04:27Yeah, let's run it. Okay. It's like I have to. Oh, wow. You wasted no time there. Okay.
04:32Oh. Slam it, D. Yes, sir. Oh, Jesus. This is. Oh, God. Look at you go. Wow. That was
04:39impressive. Did your beer taste better from your shoe? Yeah, it did. It's his boot, so. Oh,
04:43that's even better. Yeah. A friend's boot. It tastes like him. Oh. Roll time. I will crack you
04:5050 dollars right now if you call your dad and tell him you're pregnant. Oh, no. Oh,
04:56my God. He's going to kill me. Hey, Lindsay. What's happening? Dad, I have some bad news that
05:01I needed to tell you. What's that? Dad, I'm pregnant. Someone did what? I'm pregnant,
05:11dad. Listen. Huh? I'm sorry. What do you mean you're sorry? I have to tell you. When did this happen?
05:26A while ago. Okay, dad, I'm just joking. It's for a video. Sorry, dad. Do not play with me like that.
05:33I won't play with you again. It was for a video. I'm sorry. It's for fun. That was the most deserving
05:3850 dollars I think I've ever given out. Thank you guys for watching the video. I hope you enjoyed
05:42it, and if you did, please be sure to give it a big thumbs up. Comment below, subscribe, follow me
05:46on the rest of my social platforms, and be sure to go download Crack Today. It's your all-in-one
05:49global money app. You can send money instantly to anyone, anywhere. You can save in digital dollars,
05:54and you can spend in any currency. See you in the next video.
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