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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a woman who suffered a catastrophic injury to her genitals when she fell on a rope swing during an excursion in Honduras.
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00:00The new firework freeze from 5-Hour Energy really makes me think about summer.
00:04And you know what I love about summer, Chuck?
00:06What?
00:06Freedom.
00:09Yeah, me too. Freedom from pants.
00:11Jesus, Chuck, put some pants on.
00:13What? It's summer.
00:19Okay.
00:20Yes.
00:20As we've been going through this whole diarrhea debacle,
00:25we've seen people go to the news about their diarrhea,
00:28which I don't understand.
00:29I can't imagine ever doing a news interview about my diarrhea.
00:32I can.
00:34Or this.
00:36If you've injured your vagina,
00:39would you go to the news about it?
00:41No.
00:41Depends how I did it.
00:42Of course not.
00:43Depends how I did it.
00:44You blasted it.
00:46Blasted it?
00:47Go to the news about it?
00:48You blasted it on a rope swing while you were on a cruise.
00:54If you're trying to get some money from a lawsuit.
00:56I need that money to fix my bits.
00:58Your bits are a mess.
01:00A Louisiana woman suffered a vaginal injury on a cruise excursion.
01:06You need to know your vagina's weight limits.
01:10Are we going to see the moment?
01:11I hope so.
01:12Yes.
01:13Are we going to catch her on the way down type of thing?
01:17Oh my God.
01:18Her vagina is destroyed.
01:20Here we go.
01:21Ready?
01:22Just like this.
01:38She fell out of that like a shot whale.
01:42Oh my God.
01:44What happened?
01:46Oh, they tried to warn her too.
01:48They knew that rope was right in her bits.
01:51I mean, she got camel toed by that thing.
01:53For sure.
01:54And then just took it.
01:56Oh no.
01:58Like this.
01:58Like baby, baby.
02:00Oh!
02:02And then here's just like tranquilizer.
02:07Oh God.
02:09Well, here's the local news report.
02:11Oh my God.
02:12What happened to this?
02:13I believe we put this up at DaveAndChuckTheFreak.com as well.
02:16Hopefully.
02:16All right.
02:17It is a story you will only see on NBC6.
02:20What was supposed to be a memorable first cruise became a nightmare for a Shreveport woman who suffered a catastrophic
02:25injury.
02:27Catastrophic?
02:28Kirsten Lindsay was injured while taking part in a rope swing excursion in Honduras on the third day of a
02:33carnival cruise.
02:34Honduras?
02:35Don't do this.
02:36Oh!
02:39You're missing it.
02:40What?
02:40Go back.
02:42Go back.
02:42Go back.
02:42Go back.
02:44Honduras.
02:44I was distracted.
02:45Pay attention.
02:45In a rope swing excursion in Honduras on the third day of a carnival cruise, Lindsay's boyfriend says hours later
02:52the injury swelled to the size of a baseball.
02:55She spent more than 12 hours in the ship's medical center and before they were allowed to leave the ship
03:00to go to the hospital, they had to pay approximately $4,000 out of pocket for medical care.
03:05She was airlifted back to the United States, which cost nearly $50,000.
03:09What?
03:10$50,000 airlifted because you have what size?
03:14A vagina ball.
03:15A vagina baseball.
03:16Do you?
03:17Okay, hold on.
03:19Catastrophic injuries in Honduras.
03:21Listen.
03:22I have to ask the question.
03:24I have to ask the question.
03:25My vagina balls are killing me!
03:27Is it the vagina?
03:28Was it the vagina?
03:30Yes.
03:30Or was it?
03:31They said vagina.
03:33I believe it was.
03:34What like swelled up?
03:35Was it the actual?
03:37If her clitoris swole up to the size of a baseball?
03:40This is what I'm saying.
03:41Have you ever seen a baseball-sized one?
03:43Yes.
03:44Hmm.
03:45That's a dirty laugh.
03:47That's a dirty laugh.
03:50Seen them pretty, pretty big.
03:52United States, which cost nearly $50,000.
03:54She had her first surgery in Florida and underwent a second surgery in Shreveport.
03:58What happened?
03:59She now has a GoFundMe set up.
04:00GoFundMe?
04:00She'll help pay for medical expenses.
04:01How much is her badge, GoFundMe?
04:04Not much.
04:05Um, $2,487.
04:09That is quite...
04:11$11,000.
04:12I don't know.
04:13I think people will get behind a baseball vagina.
04:16I don't know.
04:17I don't know if I would.
04:19Oh, look at her.
04:20The whole journey.
04:24$12,664.
04:25Way to go.
04:25Jason was the closest.
04:26You like seeing her whole journey.
04:29Oh, no.
04:31Listen, what happened?
04:33What happened to her vagina, dude?
04:36I didn't know that your vagina could get this hurt.
04:42I mean, that rope was...
04:44A catastrophic injury.
04:46It was deep.
04:47I saw.
04:47It was deep.
04:48It was in there.
04:49Spent 12 hours in the Carnival Cruise Medical Center.
04:52They later learned that their best option for evacuation would be like a chopper.
04:58They called 911 from the ship.
05:00Did it tear it?
05:03What did it do, dude?
05:04I don't understand.
05:06I'd love to talk to her.
05:07I would.
05:08Tell me about your vagina.
05:11They chose the air evacuation because it was the best way to get her back to the U.S. for
05:15treatment.
05:16Look at this.
05:18She is strapped.
05:19You're on a dumb excursion.
05:21Oh, God.
05:23To do this?
05:24Did that even look fun for one second?
05:27She received treatment.
05:29She's currently undergoing a second surgery.
05:31What is it?
05:32What did you do to your vag?
05:34What's your surgery?
05:35What did you do, lady?
05:38I mean, she ripped the lips.
05:41That's what I thought.
05:42That's what stopped her from eating Wingstop.
05:44Well, why wouldn't it?
05:45It never, nothing stops you from eating Wingstop.
05:48Why would it?
05:49It must have got inside, like, inside the impact, like, messed up things inside.
05:55That's, it had to, right?
05:56Someone said, I just love the one or two word recaps from Lisa.
06:01Catastrophic, airlifted, surgery, 50,000.
06:07I didn't even realize that was happening, but it was.
06:10Catastrophic, airlifted, surgery, 50,000.
06:16I just couldn't believe it.
06:18Honduras?
06:19Honduras?
06:21I think she said that, too.
06:23Honduras?
06:24Honduras?
06:2550,000?
06:28I mean.
06:29It just said, tightened between her legs, causing a catastrophic injury.
06:34Well, okay.
06:35The swelling became severe.
06:36The pain became unbearable.
06:38She needed a wheelchair to get back to the cabin.
06:41The swelling continued until it reached the size of a baseball.
06:44So the rope?
06:45Yeah.
06:45I think is it possible the twine wasn't tight?
06:49So, like, the two threads?
06:51You think it pinched?
06:52It says it tightened on her, right?
06:55So it was, like, moved.
06:56Did it slice her vag open?
06:57When she landed on it, it could have.
06:59Oh, I can't even.
07:01Oh, I got her.
07:02Like, the cheeseburger got stuck in the whole cheeseburger.
07:08Like, the whole sandwich.
07:11Cheeseburger?
07:13Cheeseburger, Honduras, 50,000.
07:15Catastrophic?
07:17Airlifted.
07:17It's just, it's catastrophic.
07:19Catastrophic.
07:19I would love to know what catastrophic thing can happen from just a rope.
07:24I would have thought just the weight crashing down on the rope could have done enough damage.
07:31Ryan, we put this on the website, right?
07:34Yes.
07:34Okay, good.
07:35Yeah, sorry.
07:36Go see it for yourself.
07:38You have to check this out and then determine what did she do to her vagina.
07:43Oh, my God.
07:46Lady, please, no.
07:48Baby, baby, the rope.
07:58They're laughing then.
08:00They weren't laughing once her vag.
08:00Do you think that she knew right away?
08:03Like, she doesn't scream.
08:05She's definitely in shock.
08:06Yeah, I mean, you don't know what's going on in your vag right now.
08:10Mm-hmm.
08:11Gotta get your legs on that knot.
08:13If that was a guy, I mean, horrible for her, too, but a man, if you had to split your
08:17balls
08:18or something.
08:18Well, yeah, yeah.
08:20I mean, but that, like, you know, we've done stories on stuff happening to guys' balls.
08:25They fall on something and crush a nut or something.
08:27I just can't understand what happened down there.
08:31I want to know what parts failed, what parts were injured.
08:37She'll definitely get money from someone.
08:41Well, Honduras, they just disappear into the trees.
08:44Like, you'll just never see my operation again.
08:47Was it a carnival excursion?
08:48Carnival cruise excursion.
08:49If it was a sponsored excursion, it might be.
08:52Well, if it was, but I might have just been on a cruise, got off on the dock, and then
08:57found some dude and said...
08:58Well, if that's the case, I don't know.
08:59Did that look like an official thing to me?
09:04That's probably as official as it gets in Honduras.
09:06Yeah.
09:08Baby, baby!
09:10The rope!
09:12Catastrophic!
09:14It's like the bison toss.
09:15I can't stop watching it.
09:19It doesn't look like it should have, just...
09:25Oh, God, it's the cannonball, too.
09:28They're really good.
09:29Gofumi said it wasn't right away.
09:31She thought it was a scratch, but then as she was going...
09:34Oh.
09:35So maybe, like, I don't know what's in the...
09:37So she got, like, rope burn on the inns.
09:40She got a devastating clam slam?
09:42Clam burn.
09:44But that may be an infection from the Honduran waters.
09:47Imagine that water.
09:48What are you doing in there?
09:50You can't have an open wound and go on that...
09:53Baseball size, though.
09:55The lip.
09:57I can't even picture it.
09:59I can.
10:00Because I've seen those suction cup things.
10:02Oh, yeah.
10:03I guess I can.
10:06She's got real loose pants on.
10:08Well, you got to keep it loose.
10:09I was hoping to get a glimpse, but...
10:11Of a baseball?
10:12Well, I...
10:13You see, like, a baseball hanging out down there?
10:15I just want to see.
10:16Is that a baseball in your pants?
10:18Oh, my God.
10:19Yikes.
10:19She is strapped down in a way I've never quite seen.
10:23Well, they can't put it around anywhere low, probably.
10:26You're right.
10:27Right?
10:27You're right.
10:28Because of her clam slam.
10:31Clam slam!
10:32The thing is, she made it back to the ship, and she spent 12 hours in the ship's medical
10:38bay.
10:39Well, it just kept getting worse.
10:40Oh, my God.
10:41Swelling got worse and worse.
10:43And the pain.
10:45She has not changed.
10:48Well, Chunk!
10:49She did get those cruise cornrows, though, it looks like.
10:52Yeah, of course you do.
10:53Those Honduras cornrows.
10:54You know you're going to do that.
10:55At least she didn't have, like, the beads in it and everything.
10:58It's sad.
10:59How embarrassing all this is, huh?
11:01You've got to be airlifted out because of the air.
11:03You never want to go national with a catastrophic vagina injury.
11:09You don't.
11:09People have to look at it.
11:11All these people.
11:12The clam slam heard around the world.
11:14Well, don't you feel like it'll be in a medical journal or something?
11:17Oh, yeah.
11:17Like, eventually?
11:18The clam slam?
11:20I don't know if it'll be called that, but I'm going to bookmark it.
11:22Honduras clam slam.
11:24I'll bookmark it.
11:25Please do.
11:25We'll find it one day.
11:26Oh, man.
11:29Oh, man.
11:30Oh, man.
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