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00:06Oh, another bitch is tripping.
00:10A big bitch is literally tripping.
00:13Oh, is that a hike?
00:16Listen.
00:17Don't trip on a hike.
00:18If you are gigantic and your friends want to go on a hike.
00:24What's gigantic?
00:26Morbidly obese.
00:27Okay.
00:28Okay.
00:30You got to say no.
00:32Yeah.
00:33I would say no.
00:34Listen, I'll meet you guys after for ice cream.
00:37Yeah.
00:39Right?
00:39Oh, yeah.
00:40You can't put on the world's biggest pair of leggings and head up on a hike.
00:47I mean, I can't.
00:48I appreciate the effort.
00:50I appreciate maybe you're trying to get fit, but you can't do too much too soon, right?
00:55Yes.
00:55Work your way up to that.
00:56Yes, you do.
00:57Small little sidewalk style hikes are good.
01:02What if everyone's big?
01:04Well, and it's a group of all big girls.
01:08That's bad.
01:08You don't want to be involved in that because how do you rescue all of those ladies at one
01:15time if stuff goes wrong?
01:16Well, that's kind of what happened.
01:18No.
01:20A woman had to be airlifted out of Yosemite National Park.
01:25With one of those big Chinooks?
01:27After becoming too weak to continue a hike with her larger group, leaving her fellow hikers
01:34charged up to $70,000.
01:38What?
01:38For the emergency response.
01:41Damn right, you guys.
01:42That's an expensive hike.
01:43Damn right.
01:44No, no.
01:44Listen, though.
01:45Listen, I can't be charged because you took a chance.
01:50I can't be charged because like if I was like the person responsible should be charged.
01:55Yes, they should be charged.
01:57But it shouldn't be like this lady should be charged.
02:01Oh, no.
02:02She was hiking?
02:04Dude, what's going on there?
02:06Why would she make that choice?
02:06It looks like they deployed airbags.
02:09Those are her legs.
02:11It looks like they deployed airbags in her pants.
02:15I've never seen leggings that big.
02:17Dude, you can't hike.
02:19Bless her for trying.
02:21No.
02:22But.
02:22No.
02:23You've made a real stupid decision that cost people.
02:25I'm not blessing anybody here.
02:27According to the report, she lost the ability to continue about two miles into the hike.
02:32She had to be bundled up in an emergency blanket.
02:35Two miles?
02:37Two miles?
02:39Before being transported by a helicopter out of the area.
02:42Wow.
02:43She fell victim to heat exhaustion.
02:45Yeah, no doubt.
02:47Do you know how much water is just in those leggings?
02:55I mean, I would take those out on a camping trip as a sleeping bag.
02:58Oh, you and your family.
03:00You could sleep in there with at least two kids.
03:02You could fit in one.
03:03Look at the size of one leg.
03:05You'd be in one leg.
03:06Yeah, you would.
03:07You in one, your wife in the other.
03:09Can we toss those over the Canadian wildfires?
03:12How do you put them out?
03:14They'll be out.
03:17Out.
03:17I agree with being charged.
03:20I agree with being charged, too.
03:21She decided to do this.
03:22If you made a stupid mistake, the local area should not be on the hook for the fees involved.
03:27No, they shouldn't.
03:28But at the same time, I don't know if it's like the whole group has to pay.
03:33Well, the event was captured on TikTok.
03:35Oh.
03:36Where it quickly went viral.
03:39Here's that.
03:41Chelsea, this is me before hiking the mist trail in Yosemite.
03:44Hi, I'm Becky, and this is me before hiking the mist trail in Yosemite.
03:49Hi, I'm Sarah, this is me before hiking the mist trail.
03:53Hi, this is Christina, this is me before hiking the mist trail.
03:57Hi, I'm Katie, and this is me before hiking the mist trail at Yosemite.
04:01Hi, I'm Gabby, and this is me before the mist trail hike in Yosemite National Park.
04:06I'm Jamie, and this is me before hiking the mist trail.
04:09Don't go.
04:10Hi, I'm Cass, and I feel terrific.
04:12this is me before the trail oh I'm Phil this is me before the Millie Ray
04:18suckers that's great that's great she was the one she was doing there is he
04:25married to one of them Phil loves a big lady what's up with Phil Phil's just
04:30like Jason yeah please Phil is with Phil I'm a big lady guide Phil hi I'm Chelsea
04:40this is me before Phil was there with her at the end he was with Grace but it
04:49said something about him being stressed out vaping no he's got like the water
04:53oh okay Phil made it to Clark's point and is stressed maybe he leads big girl
05:02hikes maybe he's a big girl he's a leader that's incredible business up like
05:08opportunity listen if you guys aren't going on Phil tours you're missing out
05:14hey big chicks I'll get you in shape oh my god I love that no more Starbucks this is
05:19what you can do I'll be a guide for big ladies on the trail bodies by Phil I think
05:26Phil's reevaluating his life right there he's like how did I end up oh he knew you have to know
05:31you're like I'm like all right he's going down all right ladies let's gather around do a roll call
05:38whoa I'm Grace I'm Jill jeez I wish he would have had us guess which one before that would have
05:45been
05:45like a good game yeah what which of these girls needed rescued because it would have been a tough
05:48guess I mean it would have I mean you can't really tell what Grace has got going on
05:55in this tiktok video though no but then when you see the side view here no it's just real bad
06:00it's
06:00just not recommended Grace had heat exhaustion Phil had to call search and rescue so Phil is in charge
06:10yeah she had to be airlifted out oh no oh my god it is one of those swings oh my
06:18god oh no
06:19how embarrassing for her if you ever have to get me out of somewhere like they drop whales
06:25into sea world yep I'm done yep cut the line
06:30can you imagine having no idea this is going on you're somewhere else in the trail when you see
06:34that is that a big girl in the skies that's a big girl in the skies yes it is what's
06:40happening
06:40over there I've seen them move cows the same way is that the bison that hit that guy same get
06:47head I've seen them feed raptors that way on Jurassic Park Phil what is Phil's connection I love
06:55more about Phil we do this is me before is Phil hiking the mist trail in my way go forward
07:03I just
07:03want to go forward can you see more of it does it have like before the trail trail oh I'm
07:11Phil
07:12this is me before the mist trail hi I'm Grace and this is me hiking a trail you know Grace
07:17is in
07:17trouble yeah I guess we would have guessed her probably but yeah I do love that Phil he's looking
07:23off in the distance like oh man this is gonna suck I'm gonna have to airlift one of these cows
07:26out of here and he knows he's in a polo shirt and khaki sure he's not exactly dressed for a
07:34hike
07:34at least the ladies were dressed for a hike he knew they were only getting five minutes into it that's
07:38it you don't need to put on the full gear better not we're gonna be done in a few minutes
07:42take a
07:43look around you're like I'm just gonna stay in this house he's dressed for lunch afterwards yeah
07:48oh man no how long is this trail like what were they attempting
07:53to do no idea the one lady had yellowstone mist trail
08:03it's 2.5 miles long
08:05out and back
08:10you can extend it to a 3.9 mile loop by taking the switchbacks but if you just do that
08:15it's just 2.4
08:17miles she was 0.5 away oh no 0.5 no wonder Phil's looking like that he's like this is
08:25gonna cost
08:2670 grand they could see their cars
08:30oh
08:33there are reports that she pooped herself but I'm not sure honestly is that the lie
08:39I saw that somewhere too no
08:43yellowstone
08:46hiker no I mean I do get it I feel like I've laid down to die in my front yard
08:50before because it was too far
08:51well sure but
08:52she got insane diarrhea on the side of the mountain
08:56no
08:57the OG creator said Grace even had diarrhea and her friends had to clean it up and take it down
09:02the mountain in their backpacks
09:04come on
09:06alright Chuck I'm not carrying your diarrhea anywhere
09:08someone has to carry it
09:11someone has to clean me
09:13what
09:15clean me
09:17that's not my job
09:19I would have rather withered away on the side of that mountain before suffering the embarrassment of getting airlifted off
09:24of a hiking trail
09:25so this girl Grace was on about a two mile hike with her friends in Yosemite National Park
09:30and this is where it gets more worse at the beginning of the video you see that she is super
09:33confident that she is ready to go on this hike
09:35and this is where it gets more worse
09:36they're seemingly not too deep in their hike when they pull over for a snack and to enjoy the view
09:40when they realize that Grace's lips are literally purple
09:43then she realizes that she has to do her business and goes right on the side of the trail
09:47then this is where it gets more wilder
09:48Phil their guide decides to call search and
09:50Phil is their guide
09:51they're very confident they are ready to do this hike
09:54and based on their confidence at the beginning of the video
09:56I would have never thought that something like this would have happened
09:58because Grace literally had to get airlifted out of Yosemite
10:01and even more insaneer
10:02if an ambulance costs $2,000 to come pick you up
10:04how much does a helicopter and a mountain cost
10:06listen my shoulder pops out of its socket all the time
10:08and I know my limitations on things that I can and cannot do
10:11because
10:11he cannot masturbate two men at one time
10:16Yellowstone guide Phil
10:17oh my god
10:18incredible
10:18come on find him
10:20Yosemite
10:21Yosemite
10:22Yosemite
10:22Yosemite
10:25Yosemite
10:25Yosemite
10:25please
10:26please
10:27I will say it does make a little more sense
10:28because I'd feel like
10:29oh I could do two and a half miles
10:30that's not that big
10:31that's not that long
10:32and then you still
10:33that's not him right
10:36no
10:37it says exploring a guide
10:39Philip
10:39discover
10:40oh god Phil
10:41Phil and his full day tour was the best
10:44what
10:44check availability
10:46Phil Ireland
10:47Phil Ireland took us on a full day tour
10:49no
10:50he's an old guy
10:51he's another old guy
10:52another Phil
10:53there's another Phil that does tours
10:55there's a bunch of Phil guides
10:57damn
10:58this guy told a bunch of fat chicks
10:59he was a tour guide
11:00that's it
11:01made a bunch of money
11:03oh my god
11:04people are just like us
11:05I just want to know more about
11:06who the F Phil is
11:07yeah
11:07that's all we want to know
11:09Phil is a professional hiking guide
11:10that they hired
11:11yes
11:12someone has to have put links to him
11:14in this
11:16I haven't seen any links
11:17there's got
11:18there's somewhere but
11:19maybe he doesn't work for Yosemite
11:21maybe he's like a separate thing
11:23yeah he could be just an independent guy
11:26well like
11:28I had a friend in Germany
11:29and basically
11:30like they would
11:32let you stay in their home
11:34like an Airbnb
11:37but then also offered
11:39tours of these German cities
11:41you know
11:43so maybe he's just like
11:46you're staying at a Phil property
11:49and he'll take you out on the trails
11:52it's why
11:53it's so embarrassing
11:55Phil
11:55it's so embarrassing
11:57if she did poop herself
11:59like reports claim
12:00well she pooped on the side
12:02so she didn't get it
12:02but her friends had to
12:03clean it up and take it down
12:04they have to
12:04well because you can't leave anything
12:06it's a national
12:07it's a national park
12:08oh my god
12:09I'm never carrying someone else's diarrhea
12:12back down
12:12never say never
12:13never say never
12:14I heard we're
12:15we're gonna be doing something soon
12:16we're not
12:17you think Phil's on edibles
12:18probably right
12:19that it kicked in
12:20right then
12:21please
12:22you don't think he took
12:24a bag of shrooms
12:25from part of that thing
12:26how else are you gonna get through
12:27a big lady hike
12:28I know
12:29he looks so worried
12:30in that intro video
12:31he's like
12:31oh this is gonna suck
12:32no
12:33like
12:33let's
12:34let's be
12:34really honest here
12:36so
12:36Phil is in
12:38oh
12:38he's in fine shape
12:39yeah
12:40he's gonna do this hike
12:41like it's nothing
12:42how many hours
12:44did this hike take
12:46the two mile hike
12:48how many hours
12:50like Phil
12:52probably could have been
12:53up and down
12:54in what
12:55he watched a big lady
12:57crap herself
12:57on the side of the mountain
12:58hour and a half
12:59you think he'll retire now
13:01I don't know
13:03I mean this could be
13:04his big break
13:05to me I think
13:06he leans into this
13:08he does look like
13:09a total stoner
13:11he does
13:13definitely
13:14oh my god
13:15I love it
13:17I'm gonna take these
13:19I'm gonna take these
13:20fat rods up and down
13:21this mountain
13:22is what the plan is
13:23he is the only one
13:24in this video
13:25who's gonna look the same
13:26with the after
13:27as before
13:27right
13:28yeah
13:29oh man
13:30I'm stuck up
13:31on a mountain
13:31with a fat rod again
13:35come on join
13:36Phil's fat tours
13:37so like when you
13:38hit more down there
13:40he's not tagged
13:41in it is he
13:42no
13:43no he's not tagged
13:44anywhere that I can find
13:45I would have loved that
13:46what
13:46do you think
13:49like does the
13:49responsibility fall on
13:51Phil
13:51like should he not
13:52have said listen
13:53ladies
13:53I don't think
13:54you're gonna make it
13:55he can't do that
13:55then it's discrimination
13:56then he's all over
13:57this for some other
13:58reason than looking
13:59stoned
13:59yeah remember
14:00the uber guy
14:01couldn't
14:01he was like
14:02yeah you can't do that
14:03you can't get in my
14:04car you're big and fat
14:05no that's on you
14:06as an individual
14:08to decide
14:09I'm making you
14:10sign something right
14:11it's like okay
14:11do you want to come
14:12on Phil's tours
14:13like just sign
14:14right here
14:15he's not responsible
14:16if anything happens
14:17if you've got to be
14:18airlifted
14:18like how
14:19that's the worst
14:20most humiliating
14:22moment of your life
14:23this thing got booked
14:23over the phone
14:24or online
14:25and that
14:25his before part
14:27of that video
14:27is him getting
14:28his first look
14:28at his
14:31tour group
14:32he started drinking
14:33all the water
14:34he had
14:34I'll meet you
14:34right at the
14:34front entrance
14:35okay ladies
14:37there's probably
14:38booze in that
14:38thing
14:40that Willie Nelson's
14:46drink
14:46it's infused
14:49this whole backpack
14:51is completely
14:52full of Willie Nelson's
14:54drink
14:56first thing you said
14:57was they do
14:57move in her
14:58yeah
15:00I got
15:00you're not gonna
15:01believe this guys
15:02but I got about
15:0310 biggins
15:04yeah
15:04going up the
15:05mountain with
15:06the charge of
15:07potential charge
15:08of $70,000
15:09they could be
15:10facing for the
15:10emergency response
15:12is that all on
15:13grace
15:13I don't know
15:15okay
15:16if this is the
15:17beginning of the
15:18trail
15:20it's not that
15:21crazy of a
15:22trail
15:23well I guess
15:23I'm sure it
15:24gets nuts
15:25someone says
15:25it can get
15:27very vertical
15:27who someone
15:29has been on
15:29this trail
15:30and someone
15:31says
15:32that it
15:35there's like
15:37it's harder
15:37than you think
15:39it's hard
15:40but they
15:40yeah
15:41they still
15:42shouldn't go
15:42up there
15:43right
15:43Phil made it
15:44just fine
15:45a trail on a
15:46mountain gets a
15:47little vertical
15:49holy smokes
15:51gets a little
15:52it can get very
15:53vertical
15:53they have stairs
15:54but the stairs
15:54are very small
15:55and they get
15:55covered in mist
15:56because it's
15:57right by a
15:57waterfall
15:57but no one
15:58that big ever
15:59should be
15:59attempting it
15:59no
16:02go get in
16:02shape first
16:03and then try
16:04that
16:04in a way
16:06it is kind
16:07of Phil's
16:08fault
16:08but at the
16:09same time
16:10there's nothing
16:10he can say
16:11there's nothing
16:12he can say
16:14would you feel
16:15the pressure
16:15if you were
16:16the guide
16:16to be like
16:18there's another
16:19trail we can
16:20take
16:20or there's
16:22probably the
16:22easiest trail
16:23you're probably
16:24right
16:25I mean
16:27when I was
16:28in
16:30San Francisco
16:31you could get
16:32driven to
16:32these woods
16:33and there was
16:35all sorts of
16:36trails
16:36and there was
16:37a lot of
16:37different choices
16:38right
16:39and I saw
16:40people
16:41making the
16:42wrong choices
16:43I saw them
16:44in flip-flops
16:45and stuff
16:45and they
16:45were like
16:46oh yeah
16:46we're gonna
16:46and I don't
16:47know what
16:47it is
16:47like
16:48we're gonna
16:48go on the
16:49class D
16:49trail
16:50which is
16:50like a
16:50nightmare
16:51like climbing
16:52they have
16:52real easy
16:53they have
16:53like a half
16:53mile trail
16:54oh that's
16:55what they
16:56should have
16:57a paved
16:58one mile loop
16:59oh a paved
17:00loop
17:00that's how
17:01you start
17:02Phil should have
17:03told them that
17:04that's Phil's bad
17:04Phil should have said
17:04ladies why don't we
17:05try this today
17:06unless he tried
17:06and they said
17:07no we want
17:08to do
17:09we can do
17:10what you want
17:10Misty Mountain
17:12we're gonna make
17:13a tick tock
17:14you're gonna be
17:15in it Phil
17:15Phil's just
17:16drinking
17:18Phil's just
17:19drinking
17:19he did look
17:20really stressed
17:20when the rescuers
17:21were there
17:22oh my god
17:23Phil
17:24you should have
17:24said no
17:25man
17:28Phil
17:29Phil is
17:31distraught
17:31now that you
17:32look at Phil
17:35Phil's distraught
17:37Phil
17:39can't believe it
17:40no
17:40he's
17:41he's furious
17:42I think he's like
17:44I don't think
17:44this chick
17:45couldn't
17:46I
17:46I believe
17:47he thinks
17:47she could have
17:48finished
17:50oh poor grace
17:51yeah
17:52poor grace
17:53listen
17:54you're gonna make
17:55better choices
17:55yeah you do
17:56you really do
17:57you gotta know
17:58your limitations
17:59if you've never
18:00tried anything
18:00like that before
18:01you can't just
18:02go out there
18:02in the heat
18:03and try it
18:03I don't know
18:04what pooped
18:05yourself
18:05and have to
18:06be rescued
18:06in a helicopter
18:07swing
18:09almost happened
18:10to me on my
18:10last hike
18:11so
18:13you almost pooped
18:14yourself
18:14oh my god
18:15it was so close
18:16everywhere
18:17yeah
18:17it was so close
18:19all right
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