- 5 weeks ago
Dave and Chuck the Freak receive and email from a listener who has a question about whether or not he should use his feet to make money online. And then, Chuck grosses everyone out when he shares some of the worst feet ever!
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00:00The new firework freeze from 5-Hour Energy really makes me think about summer.
00:04And you know what I love about summer, Chuck?
00:06What?
00:06Freedom.
00:09Yeah, me too. Freedom from pants.
00:11Jesus, Chuck, put some pants on.
00:13What? It's summer.
00:17Email at DaveAndChuckTheFreak.com.
00:19That's how you reach us.
00:21Email at DaveAndChuckTheFreak.com.
00:24Coming up.
00:25One of the guys that listens to the show is wondering.
00:28Mm-hmm.
00:29Should he make money with his messed up feet?
00:33Oh, this is the feet thing.
00:34We have to look at messed up feet.
00:37Yeah, at least we do.
00:38And talk about it.
00:38Yeah, we do.
00:39It's our listener.
00:40What you doing with them?
00:42They're a mess, whatever they are.
00:45They're a mess.
00:46He said, hey guys, I'm going to jump right in.
00:49I've heard you talking about finding your niche on some of these sites.
00:56It's really making me wonder.
00:59Because I think I might have a niche.
01:01Okay.
01:03I know it's a little effed up, but hang with me here.
01:06Yep.
01:07I need to make some cash.
01:09Don't we all?
01:10Well, I'm thinking about this foot thing.
01:13Slush.
01:14I'd really like your opinion.
01:19I wouldn't show my face.
01:22I'd show my feet.
01:25And I think they may stick out.
01:29Oh, boy.
01:31Because they're not great.
01:32So, here's the thing about life, right?
01:35Like, you can stick out for something amazing.
01:37Like, you've got amazing feet.
01:41And then you can stick out because you've got, like, the feet of Steven Tyler.
01:48You know?
01:50Steven Tyler does have messed up feet.
01:51He has messed up feet.
01:53He says, keep me anonymous.
01:54Don't post my pics.
01:56So, we can't show these on the stream, unfortunately.
01:58Oh, it's too bad.
02:00I know.
02:00It is too bad.
02:01I don't know.
02:01I hope it doesn't happen.
02:04Okay.
02:05But he said, damn, I got to know.
02:07Do you think there might be some weirdos out there that could dig my effed up feet and
02:12help me make some cash?
02:13So, this is, this, and just before we all look at these, just know, this may be someone
02:20who's into feet stuff and just wants us to look so he can masturbate.
02:26Okay.
02:27Don't say that.
02:27Well.
02:28Just putting it out there.
02:29And he needs to know or be okay with interacting with just guys who want to finish to his feet.
02:37Yeah, we'll be just guys.
02:38There will be zero ladies.
02:39Okay, when you see these feet, will people finish to them?
02:44Mm-hmm.
02:44We need, like, foot people, foot fetish people.
02:48What are you asking for right now?
02:49To tell us what they think.
02:50Oh, okay.
02:51Because we don't know.
02:52No, we don't know.
02:53What are people into this?
02:55So, if you are a foot fetish person.
02:57Do you know what exactly?
02:57I have no idea.
02:59Are people into messed up feet?
03:01I know people are into feet.
03:03Yeah.
03:03They like them stinky, right?
03:05People want them smelly.
03:06Stinky, this looks like.
03:07People want things missing.
03:09People want, you know, like, nubs.
03:11Are you ready?
03:12No.
03:13I mean, I'm not.
03:14Not really.
03:15Not really.
03:16Y'all ready for this?
03:17I ain't.
03:18Let me have it.
03:23Try and control yourself over there, Leith.
03:26Try and control yourself.
03:29Come on.
03:29I've seen this a lot.
03:33I feel so much better about my feet than I say are messed up.
03:38So, okay.
03:38So, what he's got, he's got two.
03:40It's the feet of Nosferatu.
03:41The other foot doesn't even look like that.
03:44He has a bent over toe.
03:47Oh, the ram's horn, too.
03:48And he's got two ram's horns.
03:51And he has some fungus.
03:53What happened to the pinky?
03:55There's no way these make money.
03:57He has to wear compression socks.
03:59Yeah, I can see the outlines on his ankle.
04:02To be honest.
04:02Does he go to a podiatrist?
04:04Mm-mm.
04:04I've never seen hair growing between toes before.
04:08Well, do you want to see it?
04:10Do you want to see some?
04:12No.
04:13Do you want to see some right up close in the same room?
04:15Between toes?
04:17I'm not sure on the between toes.
04:20Definitely the top of the second.
04:22How old is this person?
04:23Are you hiding the photo from yourself?
04:25No, I thought you were blocking it.
04:26I was blocking my mic.
04:28This person, so I've watched people just like this guy many, many times.
04:34Many times.
04:35Because these are the type of people that go to those foot doctors.
04:40And then the foot doctor makes that foot as presentable as possible.
04:45Right?
04:46And I find it fascinating that stuff can get so bad.
04:50Like, I don't know how you don't decide.
04:53How did his nail go so wrong?
04:54Is that what your nail looks like, Jason?
04:56No, that's a ram's horn forming.
04:59That's a fungus.
05:00It's going to just continue to grow like the other one into what will look like the horn of a
05:05ram.
05:06I can't even look at the other one anymore.
05:07Look at it up close.
05:08I'm looking at the last of two evils.
05:09Zoom in.
05:10I need to see the pinky toe.
05:11Yeah, I do too.
05:13Because I can't figure out what's happening.
05:14Look at it.
05:16It looks...
05:18It's like someone sandwiched it over.
05:20Yeah, like it broke and then just became detached.
05:25It's not.
05:26And now it just lays over top of the other one.
05:28No one's...
05:29Okay, so nobody's masturbating to those.
05:34That was my question.
05:36Right.
05:36Is there some...
05:37Listen, people like poop in their mouths.
05:40People like to eat literal crap.
05:42Yeah, so that...
05:43So does someone find this horny?
05:45Yeah.
05:46Someone does.
05:47Does it make someone horny?
05:48I think it does because it...
05:49But not enough to make this guy money, right?
05:51No, not enough to make this guy money.
05:53He'd be more likely to get views and stuff if he literally started his own, I'm gonna...
06:01Every month, I'm gonna go get my feet taken care of at the foot doctor and record it.
06:07He'd get more views and he would get more attention.
06:11He needs to get away from the sexual aspect of it and just try to be legitimate.
06:18Just go get your feet fixed.
06:21Get them fixed.
06:21He doesn't have the money.
06:23He doesn't have money.
06:24There's enough wrong.
06:25He doesn't have money?
06:26That's why he's thinking of doing something online.
06:29He doesn't have health and trash.
06:30Well, probably not.
06:31Oh, come on.
06:32I know, I know, but stuff gets that bad.
06:35You know what I mean?
06:36My doctor wouldn't let...
06:37I'd go to the doctor every...
06:39I mean, you...
06:40Six months.
06:41I mean, if they saw that on my toes, they'd be like, listen, dude, we gotta do something,
06:45you know?
06:45Imagine if you dug up a corpse and saw their feet.
06:51I mean, this is...
06:52He's got the feet...
06:53These are not the worst...
06:54...of a corpse.
06:55This is not that bad.
06:57You're hiding the bottom one.
06:59I know I can't.
06:59That's the one I'm fascinated by.
07:00I can't look at it anymore.
07:02That's the one with all the stuff.
07:03It makes me vomit.
07:03Let's go down to it.
07:04I want to see the state of the other nails.
07:09Oh, yeah, they've all got it.
07:11How does it happen?
07:11I don't know.
07:12Nothing's going on.
07:13Yeah.
07:13Just cut him off.
07:14Just cut him off.
07:15Well, I think you're on the way.
07:17Yeah.
07:17He's got eczema.
07:19He's got psoriasis.
07:20I don't know.
07:21Something tells me that he doesn't have feeling down there.
07:24Between the toes.
07:25Look in here.
07:25Look in here.
07:26What's happening here?
07:27Diabetes.
07:28What's happening here?
07:29You gotta take care of your feet.
07:30Figure out the pinky toe.
07:32I think that whole foot's been crushed.
07:35I'm just going to look at his towel.
07:37I don't like his towel.
07:38I don't like his towel either.
07:39Sorry, man.
07:40We don't like your towel or your feet.
07:41You need new towels and new feet.
07:42I mean, like, there's...
07:43That should be easy.
07:45There's some sores, you know.
07:46Get the towels.
07:46Go to Target.
07:47There's some circulation sores that are up there on the leg there.
07:51I mean, I hate to be talking about this guy, but he sent it to us.
07:54That's what he said.
07:55He wears the compression.
07:56Yeah, so that is...
07:58What other skills you got?
08:00Because I don't know if the feet are going to get you what you want.
08:04If he was to masturbate with those feet...
08:08Oh, God.
08:08What are you talking about?
08:12Himself?
08:13Oh, I don't...
08:14Not himself.
08:15You want him to give foot jobs with those feet?
08:17No, but, like, if he was to do something...
08:21I'm just trying to figure out a way to make this guy some filthy money, right?
08:24If he was...
08:24There's no filthy money in this guy's...
08:28Masturbate with the feet.
08:30Like, show the feet while he's pleasuring himself, I guess.
08:33I don't know.
08:34I don't know.
08:35Maybe get a foot soak.
08:38Soak them in something.
08:39Like a foot bath.
08:41Acid.
08:42Acid is the only...
08:47I need an acid foot bath.
08:48I'm going to send you something, Dave, here, and then...
08:51No, don't send me feet, man.
08:53Don't, man.
08:54I'm blocking you, man.
08:55I'm going to send you something here.
08:57I don't know how we can get this.
09:00Is it, like, the worst foot?
09:01Is that what you have?
09:02This is the worst case of toenail.
09:04No.
09:05Never.
09:05I'm not seeing it.
09:06I'm not seeing it.
09:07Too bad.
09:07Shut up.
09:09No.
09:10I didn't even say anything.
09:11Not you, him.
09:12No, he meant to be.
09:13Yeah, he looked right at me.
09:15I think you need to see this so that you know what's really out there.
09:18According to Google, generally, foot fetish people are not into this type of foot, feet.
09:27Okay.
09:28They're not into bad feet.
09:29They're into nice feet.
09:30That's what I thought.
09:31They want to see feet...
09:32Could be dirty, sweaty.
09:34Yeah, but it's like a nice foot that's dirty.
09:37Not that.
09:39Yeah, not that.
09:40So you will not make money.
09:41But you're more...
09:43I mean, this foot that I've sent you.
09:46Just close your eyes.
09:48Unfortunately, I think I had to send it to the radio station.
09:53I don't think it went to your...
09:55Oh, no, you got it.
09:56No, I can share this, right?
09:58Oh, yeah, I think so.
09:59Okay, so you're going to want to fast forward.
10:01You're going to see the guy first.
10:03Just don't go back to the other guy until you tell him.
10:05Oh, my God.
10:05I just saw a brief image, and it is so horrifying.
10:08It's so horrifying.
10:10It makes the other guy's feet look like a male model.
10:14So you know about...
10:14I watch this stuff.
10:16Yep.
10:17I watch these doctors fix people.
10:19Chuck probably subscribes to be the only fans.
10:22Okay, so go backwards, though, because you're going to want to take in this guy right here.
10:26You're going to want to just take him in for a minute.
10:29It takes a lot.
10:31We'll take care of you, buddy.
10:33Okay.
10:33There you go.
10:35All right, David.
10:37Chuck?
10:37When I remove David's socks.
10:39Oh, my God.
10:39Oh, my God.
10:40Oh, my God.
10:41Oh, there's so many flakes.
10:43There are so many flakes of feet.
10:46Oh, you got to watch it.
10:47Oh, my God.
10:48You're in now.
10:50You're in now.
10:51Oh, feet flakes.
10:51What happened?
10:52You're in now.
10:53This is old people's feet.
10:55How much worse can he get?
10:56He's not that old.
10:56Tell him to get it.
10:58Okay, keep going.
10:59Keep going.
11:00You're not there yet.
11:01You're not there.
11:02You got to stick this one out.
11:03Chuck, I hate you.
11:04You got to stick this one out.
11:05Free fiber of you.
11:06You got to stick it out.
11:07Ready?
11:08Just be strong.
11:10And let's stick it out.
11:11There is just flakes and flakes and flakes coming off of his feet.
11:18Oh, my God.
11:20I can't look at that.
11:21What is that?
11:24I can't look at that.
11:27Let me check.
11:28It's absolutely disgusting.
11:29Oh, how about we check out the other one?
11:30All right.
11:31Look at the eye closed off.
11:33Oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God.
11:35Just yank it, he said.
11:36I can't even look anymore.
11:37I can't.
11:37I'm going to be sick.
11:38Wow.
11:38I'm going to be sick.
11:39Look.
11:40I'm literally going to be sick.
11:42No, I can't either.
11:43I can't.
11:44Oh, my God.
11:45He's a witch.
11:50So.
11:51He's got the feet of a witch.
11:54So here's the other thing, right?
11:56So this guy.
11:57I hate you.
11:58He's not even really bad enough.
12:01Literal tears.
12:02What causes that?
12:03It's fungus.
12:05It's a fungus.
12:06Take care of your fungus.
12:07And then you have a callus buildup.
12:10Come on.
12:11It's not that simple.
12:13Why is it?
12:14It should be simple.
12:15I don't know.
12:17These people, like a lot of them, it's recurring.
12:20How do they get the fungus?
12:22What causes the fungus?
12:24Listen, I don't.
12:25Come on.
12:25I don't pretend to know these things.
12:28Something has to be there, right?
12:29To, like, start.
12:30Because I don't do anything crazy to my feet.
12:33And they look nothing like that.
12:34I know.
12:35Yeah.
12:36No, I know.
12:37Most people don't have these problems.
12:38No.
12:41Well, yeah.
12:42All I'm saying.
12:43So, like, the windfall.
12:44Like, the windfall for this guy, though.
12:47If he was to go the gross route, he's not even close.
12:53His feet aren't gross enough.
12:54He's not even close.
12:54That's crazy because they're bad.
12:56But they're nowhere near gross enough.
12:58They're bad, but they're not even close.
12:59He's a mild case.
13:01Woman said, I've done this.
13:03And from my experience, all the real money is made off communication and doing custom videos.
13:07Exactly.
13:08Most guys won't pay much just for pics.
13:10They want to talk to you and get to know you.
13:11If he's willing to do that part of it, he might actually make some money.
13:14Well, like, you need to have, and you will have to put your face in the videos.
13:19They want to see who it is.
13:21They want to do the personal stuff.
13:25By the way.
13:31By the way.
13:33By the way.
13:36What?
13:37I'll never get those images out.
13:40Let me send you another one.
13:41No.
13:42No, stop now.
13:43That's enough.
13:44So for this guy, dude, it's a very, very minimal chance you'll be able to make money doing this.
13:50You've got to figure something else out.
13:52Our advice is to focus on taking care of your feet rather than trying to make money off of them.
13:57Figure something out.
13:58Do some research.
13:59Do some research.
14:01Talk to someone.
14:02There's things that can be done.
14:03I don't think it's a windfall.
14:05I don't think his feet are going to make him money is what I'm saying.
14:09You'd be more likely to find some weirdos like me that, for some reason, watch these doctors fix people and
14:18get a couple views.
14:20But you're more likely to just help a doctor out and get some free foot treatment.
14:26And I would say that's probably the way to go.
14:29You F right off.
14:30I feel sick.
14:32F right off.
14:32You guys couldn't handle that?
14:34I mean, I'll watch it, but I don't like it.
14:37I should see when, like, stuff starts coming up.
14:39Okay, that's it.
14:40If you ever want to reach us, email at DaveAndChuckTheFreak.com.
14:43I guess I can't wrap it up.
14:45I was ready to wrap it.
14:46I was ready to wrap it.
14:49I was ready to wrap it up.
14:50Oh, my God.
14:51I was ready to wrap it up.
14:53That's going to do it.
14:54Sorry, other emails.
14:55Stay safe, everybody.
14:56The first ever one email asked DaveAndChuckTheFreak.
14:59Oh, my God, yeah.
15:00I can't take any more.
15:01I can't take any more emails to get to.
15:06I can't take any more.
15:06I can't take any more.
15:07I can't take any more.
15:07I can't take any more email.
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