00:00I have a question for you guys, because I know a lot of you have been arrested.
00:10What's the most ridiculous thing you've been arrested for?
00:14Huh.
00:14What's the most ridiculous thing you've been arrested for?
00:17Throwing poop in a Pringles can.
00:19Should be high on that list.
00:20It's pretty bad.
00:22We actually talked about this guy when this case first came to light a couple years ago,
00:26but it's just finally worked its way through the courts.
00:30Criminal defense attorney Jack Blakeslee.
00:34He'll probably change the subject next time someone asks him how work is going,
00:38because the Ohio Supreme Court just suspended him this week for some decidedly unprofessional behavior.
00:46Pooping in a Pringles can and flinging it into the parking lot of a crime victim advocacy center in Cambridge, Ohio.
00:56Wow.
00:56He's good.
01:00He says the prank is a way for him to blow off steam.
01:03Wow.
01:04And that he enjoys seeing the look of surprise on people's faces when they discover his Poop Pringles creations.
01:12I like this guy now.
01:15Wow.
01:16He's doing it for the same reasons I would.
01:17Yeah.
01:17It's just the joy of it.
01:20Wait for his reaction.
01:21Wait for his reaction.
01:21He's about to open it up.
01:23He's on his Poop.
01:25Look at his face.
01:27What's your pop?
01:28He can't stop, bitch.
01:29Oh, my God.
01:30Yeah.
01:31He could probably pull a prank like this on Jason.
01:34Oh, no.
01:34He gets Pringles every day.
01:36Oh, wow.
01:37Oh, God.
01:38It's good to know.
01:38No, that's not good to know, you idiots.
01:41I would say something, but I don't want to say anything too mean.
01:44Oh.
01:45I'll kill you.
01:46Oh, my God.
01:46Jesus.
01:49That's not mean.
01:49We have it on record, right?
01:50Yeah.
01:50If that's not mean.
01:52No.
01:52If you pooped in my Scorch and Pringles that I spent $2.89 on.
01:57Oh, my God.
01:57Amazing.
01:58$2.89?
01:59Oh, $2.39.
02:00Something.
02:00It's a ripoff.
02:01Yep.
02:02You would have endless diarrhea because I would ex-lax all your water.
02:06Oh, my God.
02:07Oh, man.
02:07Wow.
02:08What else would I do?
02:09I don't know.
02:09I probably shouldn't say anything else.
02:11Yeah, I probably shouldn't wrap it up here.
02:11I'd come in and all the icons on my computer desktop would be all rearranged.
02:15Oh, yeah.
02:15Oh, I've been doing that for years.
02:18It's you.
02:19Just to drive you nuts.
02:20You bastard.
02:21Max.
02:22In Boston, tell us, what's the most ridiculous reason you were arrested?
02:27Hi, Max.
02:30So, a few months ago, me and a few buddies, it was a friend of a friend's apartment christening
02:36and had a little bit too much fun.
02:40Yeah.
02:40And I ended up pooping in their fish tank.
02:44Oh, you dirty bastard.
02:46Wow.
02:46You filthy animal.
02:47Oh, my God.
02:48This is a friend?
02:49Yeah, a friend of a friend.
02:51A friend of a friend.
02:52And the next day, all of a sudden, I get a text and it was, were you the one that pooped
03:01in my fish tank?
03:02Yeah.
03:02And he ended up calling the cops and they...
03:07You confessed?
03:09Deny, deny, deny, deny?
03:11You can run the deal.
03:12He had a, he had a, he had a camera in his, yeah, he had a camera in his apartment.
03:19Yeah, I mean, it's going to be, I'm going to bring the, all the laws down on you if you
03:24poop into one of my fish tanks.
03:25Oh, that's right.
03:25Oh, that's right.
03:26You take your fish tank seriously.
03:27Well, I mean, you got to, you got to fish that out of there.
03:30That's no, that's no fun at all.
03:32Let's hope it was solid.
03:33But that's the best case scenario, I guess.
03:35Right, yeah.
03:35Johnny.
03:37Hi, Johnny.
03:38Hey, how's it going?
03:39Doing okay.
03:40We're talking about the ridiculous reason you were arrested.
03:44Yeah.
03:45Go ahead.
03:45All right, so, okay, so, about a while back, me and my friends went to the Free K concert
03:52down in Government Center, and we had drank an excessive amount of Captain Morgan, so all
03:58of a sudden, my buddy starts, like, thrash-moshing to cake, and then out of nowhere, and then
04:06out of nowhere, about, like, eight cops, yeah, about, like, eight cops tackled him while
04:12he was moshing, and so, so they all tell, all these cops come and tackle him while he
04:19was, like, moshing to cake, right, and then, you know, they finally get him, you know, they
04:24got him standing there, and cops, he's got, the cops saw him behind his back, and the cops
04:30are like, sir, excuse me, have you been drinking tonight?
04:32Yeah.
04:33And all of a sudden, all of a sudden, he just lifts his leg up, like, Captain Morgan, and
04:38says, yeah, I may have a little captain in me.
04:41Oh, yeah, yeah.
04:42So, what was the charge?
04:45The charge was dancing dangerously.
04:48Two cakes!
04:49Oh, I want to be charged with that!
04:51You had a cake show!
04:53I want to be charged with that!
04:56I'm officially, I'm officially a man who's been charged with dancing dangerously?
05:01Yeah.
05:02Yes!
05:03It was crazy.
05:04That is a cool record, man.
05:04He ended up having to go to court, he ended up having to go to court for it, and the judge,
05:10when the judge was there, he's like, excuse me, sir, next time you want to go dance, learn
05:15how to do the two-step.
05:16Oh, my God.
05:17Land his gavel down.
05:19Oh, my God.
05:19I wouldn't even fight that charge.
05:22Yeah.
05:22Of course I'm a dangerous dancer.
05:24You get that on a shirt.
05:25Yeah!
05:26The music of cake took over.
05:28It really did.
05:29Okay, here's a D guarantee.
05:31That's the only person ever arrested for dangerous dancing at a cake concert.
05:36Absolutely.
05:36There's no other...
05:37Anything heavier.
05:39No, no, they don't.
05:41Like, there's no reason for it.
05:42It's all like this, isn't it?
05:43That's what I assume so.
05:44Yes, it's all like this.
05:45But I mean, no, I really only know, like, two other songs.
05:46I was going to say, me too.
05:47Short skirt, long jacket.
05:49Yeah.
05:49And the distance.
05:51Oh, yeah, the distance.
05:52This one, this is probably the one that got us from going.
05:55There we go.
05:57You just started moshing out of control?
05:59Yes.
05:59Yes.
06:00I mean, I guess if drunk enough, I could get fired up.
06:04It's probably doing, like, the hardcore dancing where you, like, flip your arms around.
06:07Oh, this is to get out of control.
06:09Here it is.
06:09You can see this.
06:10He still burns.
06:13He's going to distance.
06:16He's going to speed.
06:18Jesus, man.
06:20Settle down for God's sake.
06:22I'm trying...
06:23Oh, you knocked my weird hat off.
06:29You knocked my fedora right off.
06:34He spilled my white claw.
06:35Oh, my God, man.
06:38You knocked my fedora off.
06:40My buddy's golf hat's on the ground.
06:42My mustache wax.
06:43Where is it?
06:45Where's my mustache wax?
06:48You tore my vest.
06:49Oh, my God, man.
06:51Where's my pipe?
06:53It's a freaking madhouse in here right now.
06:57Settle this guy down.
06:59Oh, my God.
07:02I got PBR all over me.
07:08Relax, man.
07:09Last thing you'd ever expect to hear.
07:11Someone was busted for dangerous dancing at a cake concert.
07:14Oh, where's my mustache wax?
07:15I thought he said, like, a K concert, like, you know.
07:18I thought he said K as well.
07:20So I didn't put together it.
07:22I thought it was cake.
07:23K.
07:23I was like, who's K?
07:24I just thought the drug.
07:26I was like, oh, okay.
07:27It was getting wild.
07:28Free K.
07:29If you got a party with Free K, whoa.
07:31Well, I thought it was like a Free K party.
07:33I was like, who's K?
07:34Like, free some old lady.
07:36Free K.
07:37Free K.
07:37Free K.
07:38Free K.
07:39He's like, free me.
07:41She was arrested at the Hobby Lobby.
07:43Free K.
07:44Thanks, everybody, for showing up.
07:47I know that if K could hear this right now, she'd be very excited.
07:51But, of course, she's locked up.
07:54She's locked up, and we're trying to get her free.
07:57Up next, K.
07:58Free K.
07:59K.
08:01Up next, K.
08:04Oh, left with the cup.
08:09Boom, she's still a bird.
08:14Free K.
08:15Free K.
08:17Free K.
08:18Who's that maniac out there?
08:21Settle down, you maniac.
08:23I'm not going to help K.
08:30Yeah.
08:30A lot of people upset.
08:33That's different.
08:34That is different.
08:35Dangerous dancing, though.
08:36I mean, you don't fight it.
08:38No.
08:38You don't fight it.
08:39I let that.
08:40What a trial.
08:43We'd like cake to take the stand.
08:44Can you imagine that's what, you know, like poor Al had to, like, go to jury duty, and
08:49he gets on the dangerous dancing trial.
08:51He's the one who made this two-stepper comment.
08:53Oh, yeah.
08:54That's true.
08:55Why did you settle down and learn to dance like a real band?
09:00You couldn't just do the fox trot?
09:02That's why they didn't pick me.
09:03They're saving me for the big trial.
09:04Yeah, that's true.
09:06That's true.
09:07Absolutely.
09:08That's true.
09:08I'm not going to do the fox trot.
09:09I'm not going to do the fox trot.
09:10I'm not going to do the fox trot.
09:10I'm not going to do the fox trot.
09:11I'm not going to do the fox trot.
09:11I'm not going to do the fox trot.
09:12I'm not going to do the fox trot.
09:12I'm not going to do the fox trot.
09:13I'm not going to do the fox trot.
09:14I'm not going to do the fox trot.
09:14I'm not going to do the fox trot.
09:15I'm not going to do the fox trot.
09:15I'm not going to do the fox trot.
09:16I'm not going to do the fox trot.
09:17I'm not going to do the fox trot.
09:17I'm not going to do the fox trot.
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