00:00and we'll start with a drive-by licking you know i wish that would happen to me
00:16i mean i don't know probably not you probably don't probably i think anyone that's gonna drive
00:21by lick you is not something you want to be licked by really bad this is you know i don't
00:26like this move at all when people stick their feet up on the dashboard or out the window
00:33man that's a bad one bad look yeah that's not great nope it's generally not the feet you want
00:40to see sometimes they put them right out the window though yeah well i mean right out the window yeah
00:45yeah so that's what this lady was doing they were just chilling at the side of the road
00:49this woman relaxing with her feet out the window yeah and that guy goes by on his bike
00:59gives it a good old lick is there a video there is a video good i need to send it to someone i know
01:06personally in my life oh who does this oh you know we've had a lot of fights
01:13get your goblin so glad i didn't say too much yeah no say it it's okay gotta watch what you say
01:21offend gotta watch it's okay i'm offended by it are you ready for this here we go really
01:28so yeah oh yeah no they slow it down look at that look at that what do you see the look he gives on
01:34his way by to oh yeah kind of what you get i guess
01:40oh god i'm wouldn't you have recoiled with like ah but it happens so fast right i don't even think
01:51you're processed yet that someone's licked your foot yeah i think they're baiting
01:55oh wow it's pretty gross it is unbelievably gross that shirtless guy going by licking a foot and
02:06look it's his creepy back look like the yeah well you wanted to see who was the victim right
02:11like because he went home and masturbated well you're right because oh my god he would not have
02:17even had a chance to see who's owned that foot before he licked it no it's going on exactly he was
02:22just well number one they don't care they don't care they don't care but if the foot is attached to
02:28someone attractive it's mount vesuvius when they go oh my god don't see that yeah it is all
02:33all of the villages don't be a victim of a drive-by licking they're all drunk get them
02:41get them puppies inside yeah it's chances you take it is it was way out there too that's that was way
02:51out there a lot of times it's just nestled up beside the old uh oh yeah like the mirror knee
02:56is almost bent over the you know the window to me if you see me in a car like that i'm dead so
03:03if your foot is out the window that far so you've been in a bad accident yeah you've been in a bad
03:09accident i'm really hurt i'm really hurt help man that was jerking off to porn in his truck
03:16and flew through the window or the sunroof that poor man with a turd in his ass as the rescuers
03:25found him yeah we all get found with a turd in there i don't know if we do we do but yeah we do
03:32that would the result of an accident like that i'm saying is how chuck would have his leg out the
03:37window like that and of course yes of course yeah yeah yeah it's terrible i mean i don't know man i
03:43think uh in a weird way
03:46because we live in the times we live in yep this could be an elaborate ruse
03:55it wasn't i was keeping that to myself you know i mean i guess anything can be right
04:01you think that the person why were you taking a video at that moment i think the re the lack of
04:06recoil even if a bug landed on the face right or at least you guys it's like this like you don't
04:14understand they're like right down i know but like right here this part like right there where
04:17there's like honestly it's like this you're like what was that that's all that's the time it takes
04:23for that to happen i guess it did seem like they were like oh follow him with the camera
04:28so she's just taking a video of her feet well maybe out the window no i think it's like you
04:36took care of your toenails you put a little ankle bracelet on like you dolled it up and i'm wondering
04:43just if you're in maybe she has a foot page because you have to understand like a foot this is i don't
04:50know what the equivalent this is like one of those moms that gets like kicked out of the school line
04:55because she has an only fans for the foot world right like this is gonna go foot viral right this
05:04clip oh my god this is like a dream and i just i wonder because of its foot viralness
05:13it has my little do you think if you your sense chuck if we set you up at the side of the road
05:20in a busy street and put your foot out the window no chance that someone oh yeah someone would yeah
05:25like somebody would what if he was just waiting there all day he'd be so disappointed if no one
05:32tried to lick his foot his foot is out the window chuck's foot stings a bust
05:36i would have to put a sign up like please lick
05:43listen some guy would lick it some guy would lick it i know that how long would it take where would
05:51you have to go you have to go to the right places i know where he should go around here i would go i
05:56know where i'd go there is a definite city or two around here yeah i know exactly if you want to
06:02guarantee a mail-on-mail lick yeah but i think they might be lick at bear.com oh that's my website
06:09i don't know that's a horrible website that would be so sad if you went to those places and it was
06:14still like well just i mean just another day with chuck's not licked put it mark another one on the
06:19calendar yeah like oh that's day 727 of not being devastating to me no not at all i could sit
06:27around another day not like al marks the calendar every day chuck's got a not licked calendar i'll let
06:33you guys know when i'm licked we need a calendar right next to our other calendar four days since
06:38looking yeah my lick per year is way down
06:42will chuck get licked that's a great challenge
06:48i think no i think most people could do this put their foot out a window and get licked we don't
06:57somewhere we don't get out often uh you know and uh need i remind you a man tried to kiss you make
07:07out with me yeah so i think you would lick your feet you yeah you could have almost checked off
07:12your i could have put my foot right in his mouth and other places oh that's a sad day when it's zero
07:17days since licking yeah in that situation yeah it is um someone says if that lady had a wart
07:23could he get it by sucking her feet you know i'm not a huge this she has a wart on her foot
07:32yeah like it would it transfer to like a tongue wart probably i don't know i didn't it didn't even
07:38cross my mind contagious man can you get warts from sucking toes oh my god google is like this guy
07:48is it is possible to get warts from sucking toes they are contagious that's all i think he cares
07:57no are you kidding me he'd love that badge of honor warts can spread to other areas including
08:02the face and lips by actions like biting or sucking on a wart oh don't be a wart sucker you wart sucker
08:08i bet a foot perv would love to try and gnaw one off oh chuck i'm gonna slap you i am gonna slap
08:15you right across the face don't you think oh jump jump jump jump okay why are you doing it in asmr
08:24i'm gonna bite this i'm gonna bite this sport off is that the worst asmr you've ever heard someone
08:29biting a ward off someone's foot yeah let me get it i'm ready to spray him with a hose let me get it
08:36let me get it do it me too what just like you know like you should have uh like what i have with
08:44the cats just a spray bottle you know and then i'll make him stop yeah we need something like that
08:51yeah yeah i won't stop you can soak me i know for sure more lickable i can guarantee it's a d
09:01guarantee if i put these puppies out a window all right it's a lick off he licked you are so
09:08confident he really is man he really is you'd be real disappointed if nobody licked right i would
09:15yeah oh he would be if i got licked first oh my god oh my god he'd set it up that he would be like
09:20he'd pay someone big bucks to lick him first we'd have to just to see dave get mad and chuck out
09:25licked right away yeah dave you're still out there huh yeah i would get i would make sure that i got
09:30licked by a lady and that just a burly man licked dave's foot oh come on chuck but much later let's
09:36spray him again i gotta get a studio hose studio hose yeah yeah they're not gonna like it we'll be
09:44off the air they will not very quick that could happen any day yeah for sure
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