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BROOKSIDE 2000- E2328 - Brookside and other TV Classics
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00:29I'll see you next time
00:33Here you go. She's got a cold, right?
00:36No, she's just a bit snuffly.
00:38She doesn't wake for that after night?
00:39Tell me about it. I'm shattered.
00:41She did just give us a shot.
00:43I tried, but you're snoring your head off. Maybe that's what would disturb them.
00:46Oh, the snoring kept me awake as well.
00:50Yes. What is it?
00:52Some law firm want me to come in for an informal interview.
00:54Oh, where?
00:56I said to give them a drink.
00:57Well, do it now, then.
00:58Yeah, you might put a smile on your face.
01:00Don't start. I'm in a good mood.
01:01Well, that's very nice of you.
01:02Oh, and by the way, I reckon you're out of order putting pressure on Rachel for this bridesmaid,
01:06like.
01:06I didn't put any pressure on it. It was Rachel's decision.
01:09Oh, why, yeah.
01:10I'm going to go and film these.
01:15Don't stir things up.
01:16I'm not stirring things up. I'm just letting her know she can't walk over our Jackie.
01:19She wasn't trying to.
01:21And have you told us she's not going to be a bridesmaid yet?
01:23Not yet. Don't rush me.
01:25Yeah, darling.
01:25Yeah, I can have a go with you now.
01:27No, with her having snuff her, she might be a bit funny.
01:34Hiya.
01:35Where are you going?
01:36Just going back to school.
01:37Just like that?
01:39Yeah, it's a national low school uniform day.
01:42Oh, you look boss.
01:43It's all right.
01:44Of course, my daughter had to have a go, didn't she?
01:46Far too much make-up, Miss Sheldwick.
01:49Well.
01:50Hey, looks like they're ready for the off.
01:52All right, Max.
01:53Hi.
01:54Look at her.
01:55Stupid cow.
01:56Can't even look me in the face.
01:58She wouldn't be smiling if she knew what we were going to do in her bedroom.
02:01Oh, yeah.
02:02Well, um, are you still serious about doing it in there?
02:05I mean, I've had my duvet washed.
02:08You're not trying to get me to do it in that garage with you again, are you?
02:11No!
02:12I mean, they might have a spare bedroom.
02:14Why are you always trying to change things?
02:16I'm sure that sixth form wouldn't be like this.
02:19Is he still hanging around?
02:19No, only if you'd chicken out.
02:22I won't.
02:23Look, just give me a ring after school.
02:25As soon as they've gone, we'll be in there.
02:29Okay.
02:30What's in the back?
02:31Mum?
02:32Let's have a look.
02:33No, um, it's a surprise.
02:35For me?
02:36Yeah.
02:37I'll give it to you later, honey.
02:39See ya.
02:39Can't wait.
02:48Come on, Heath.
02:48What come you're still in these pyjamas, babe?
02:50Is to let me go to Heath Bank with something to get dressed for?
02:53Well, you can get yourself changed because we need some shopping.
02:56Give me some bread, some eggs, chicken, some sweetcorn, and you can go to the supermarket.
03:02It's real stretch, Dad. Hey, we need some toothpaste as well.
03:07Can't one of you used to go. Well, I can't go. I'm going to the deaf school.
03:10And I've got to go over to Brookie Cump. What for?
03:12Because the headmaster was on the phone to say about you going there.
03:15You're wasting his hair. Supermarket, young lady, and get a large
03:19chicken. That's not the same, Gemma. I think she was swapped in Barbados.
03:29Oh, well, you want to be a big boy like Danny, then you can play rugby and cricket.
03:34Join the round table. Get married four or five times.
03:39Have you seen Emma Suva? I'm afraid not. Where have you looked?
03:42Well, just about everywhere. Well, she's asleep now, isn't she?
03:45Yeah, but she's teething. She'll need it. I bought two already this week.
03:49What do you keep doing with them? Well, how do they just disappear?
03:52You lose them. Oh, I need some teething gel as well.
03:55Susanna, please, just slow down. You'll find everything in hand.
03:58But, you know, if we don't take a soother, she'll keep waking us up all night.
04:01All right. Well, look, I'll buy another one on the way.
04:03Is there anything else you need?
04:04No. I've got everything else organised.
04:18Tim?
04:21What's that?
04:22Er, nothing.
04:22All right. If it's nothing, let's have a look.
04:24Yeah, do you mind? It's all right. Just a minute.
04:25You know where you're looking.
04:29The sensual act of love. A beginner's guide. A step-by-step guide to getting the most out of your
04:37partner in the 21st century.
04:40Come on out, Tim. Where'd you get this?
04:42Oh, yeah. Give it back.
04:43All right.
04:47All right.
04:47All right.
04:48What do you want this for?
04:49What do you think?
04:50Oh, not that I need a beginner's guide, Mike.
04:53Oh, no, no. I would have thought you were on the Karma Sutra Volume 3 by now.
04:57Karma what?
04:58Never mind.
04:59I just came to remind you that it's your Mel's birthday next week, so don't forget to get her that
05:03card.
05:03I've already got it.
05:06I hope you're being sensible and using condoms.
05:08Yeah, I've got loads.
05:10Loads?
05:12Oh, a few.
05:14Three.
05:16Okay, I might have brought one back from, you know, when we went on Aldi.
05:20How many did you take?
05:21One.
05:23Well, listen, I hope it's not Emily Shadwick you left there.
05:25As if.
05:26No.
05:27Just remember, take it easy and stay safe.
05:30Stay stiff?
05:31Stay safe.
05:43Exciting noise with food.
05:53Okay, um, thank you. If you, uh, need to make another visit, just give the estate agent a call.
05:57Thank you very much.
06:00All right.
06:01Bye.
06:02Bye.
06:07Hello.
06:08I am.
06:08What are you doing?
06:09Hmm, your ex-partner isn't currently employing me as an estate agent to sell this place off for her.
06:15Oh, are they interested?
06:16Well, they loved the arch but hated the house.
06:18Really?
06:19Yeah, what do you think?
06:20Anyway, look, I've got to get off.
06:21I've left a new temper maroon.
06:22Wish me luck.
06:23What for?
06:24I'm building bridges, aren't I?
06:26Oh, well, um, be gracious.
06:27That's me.
06:30Do you think she needs changing?
06:32No, she's fine.
06:37Oh, no, it's your jacket.
06:38Well, don't hang around, just tell her.
06:44Hiya, come in.
06:45Hiya.
06:46Oh, you look what else?
06:48You mad and kept me up most of the night.
06:50Hello, Jack.
06:50Hiya.
06:51Hello, Beth.
06:52Oh, hasn't she grown?
06:53We haven't seen her for ages.
06:55Well, she's dad in school yesterday.
06:56Oh, all right, please.
06:57I'm taking.
07:00I've got something for her.
07:01Oh, it's lovely.
07:02Thanks, Jack.
07:03Oh, nice one, sis.
07:05Right.
07:07Better get to work.
07:08Well, you're not on till later.
07:10Oh, well, yeah, I forgot.
07:12I'll let you sort of rush into the bar.
07:13Do you want to do us a sandwich?
07:14Yeah, okay.
07:18You're gonna like this, Beth.
07:41There you are.
07:43It's me again, Sinbad.
07:48I remember I used to stand on my own in the playground when I was a little girl.
07:54And plaits in my hair while the boys used to pull them.
07:58Miss Whelan said that you did really well the other day with your sums after I left.
08:03Now, after you let her lift dinner and that.
08:07Dead hard sums like one and one is two.
08:13Do you fancy a game?
08:15Come on.
08:25All right, Andrew.
08:26Carry on playing like that.
08:27You'll end up with the Liverpool team.
08:29Come on, make your shape.
08:30Is it back to us?
08:37Oh, I hope Mum likes it.
08:48I should think so too.
08:49It costs enough.
08:50She's worth it.
08:51Providing she doesn't lose it.
08:52She won't.
08:54She lost that pendant I bought her for her 55th birthday present.
08:57Ah.
08:59Well, she didn't lose it.
09:00She gave it away.
09:03Pardon?
09:04Well, she wasn't best pleased with you after the divorce.
09:06First time round, that is.
09:07I spent ages traipsing round town trying to find that pendant.
09:11Well, you know my mother.
09:13My enemy is her enemy.
09:15Really?
09:15Yes.
09:18I know.
09:20usar...
09:20Over here.
09:27I know.
09:28Right away I had to come to you.
09:32To see the love that we knew before…
09:35I passed the test of time.
09:50Do you want to make love?
09:53Do you want to make love?
09:58Do you want to make love?
10:05So she hasn't injections?
10:07No, not yet.
10:07And she's defo getting them.
10:09Too right.
10:09I don't want to get him measles or whatever.
10:11Look, I'm going to go and get the paper and I'm going to work.
10:14Well, you've got another ten minutes yet?
10:16Yeah, but you two are going to start with all this baby talk, aren't you?
10:18Well, if you think that's bad, we'll bore you senseless with this wedding stuff.
10:22See?
10:22It's started already.
10:25Later, sis.
10:25Ciao.
10:29Nathan was thinking of having more in a suit with tails for our wedding.
10:32Shouldn't you have decided that?
10:34Oh, it is.
10:34It's just where we discuss all this kind of thing together.
10:37Yeah, I suppose everyone's got an opinion on this sort of thing.
10:40Yeah, well, that's why I wanted to involve you and Katie in choosing the bridesmaids outfits.
10:43Have you started to think about yours yet?
10:45Not yet.
10:46I know Katie's not speaking to me at the moment, but, well, maybe with us being bridesmaids, choosing the dressers
10:51and that together, it'll get us back mates.
10:55Well, what?
10:56The thing is, I, erm, well, me and Mike, we thought that, you know, with money being short and...
11:03Oh, hey, Rachel, what is it?
11:05We're only going to have two bridesmaids.
11:08Yeah?
11:08Me and Katie, so?
11:09No, it was three with Ruth.
11:11Oh, no.
11:12Does Katie know?
11:13Because you'll only say I've put you up to this.
11:16Poor having Katie and Ruth.
11:19You're kidding.
11:20I thought about it and...
11:21I've been balanced for Katie.
11:23It was about being able to afford it.
11:25Yeah, but I'm going to be your sister-in-law and I've been your mate for years.
11:28Well, Katie's a mate as well.
11:30Yeah, but why me?
11:32This is Katie, isn't it?
11:33She's worked this.
11:34She had me arm on my back.
11:36What?
11:37Well, if you were going to be a bridesmaid, she wasn't going to do it as well.
11:40She said that?
11:41Yeah.
11:42Because, I mean, well, you'll be in London and I'll only have her as a mate.
11:44Where is she?
11:46She's gone for a job interview.
11:48Well, if you don't mind, I'll wait here for her.
11:50Because she's not getting away with this.
12:11Ben?
12:13Ben?
12:15What are you?
12:16Yeah.
12:17Hey, how many are you in school?
12:19Um, Tim hasn't started yet.
12:21It's all right for some.
12:21That's if you tell them the truth, like.
12:23Was that supposed to mean?
12:25I would have thought, um, a posh school like yours would have got rid of a drug, you?
12:28I'm not a drug, you're OK.
12:30You'd be all right at our place.
12:31Why?
12:32You can get anything.
12:34The teachers are soft.
12:35They see nothing.
12:35Kids are dealing all kinds in and outside the school gates.
12:39Honest?
12:40The place is getting worse.
12:42Is, er, is Tim in?
12:43It's a bricky camp early as a Murphy's girl, full of drugs.
12:47I can't miss to get out of the dump.
12:59The amount of arguments I've had in this house, the ups and downs, disappointments, you think you move on from
13:04that kind of thing?
13:05And here I am waiting to argue the toss with me mate about me own brother's wedding.
13:09But it won't be happening if you weren't going off to London.
13:12You're selling the bar if you can get a buyer.
13:13I've got a buyer.
13:15There, you see, it's all happening for you.
13:17I'm going over there now.
13:19Please phone me on case it gets here.
13:26Bye.
13:27See you, please.
13:28I'm trying.
13:29Bye.
13:33Bye.
13:35Right, well, I'm off.
13:36Very wonderful what the smell was.
13:41Listen, erm, keep up the good work with your maths and that, you know, because Miss Whelan's really pleased with
13:45you.
13:46And I might be able to come and see her again.
13:49That's if you want me to.
13:56Sit down, Andrew.
13:58Bye.
14:01Bye.
14:02Bye.
14:02Bye.
14:06Bye.
14:07Bye.
14:26Here.
14:27Here.
14:27There you go.
14:29Thanks for doing the shopping for us, babe.
14:30Here's James.
14:31Stop.
14:32I had a word with Mr. Howard, the head teacher.
14:34He's going to speak to the chair of governors and there is no later.
14:37I can't go, Dad.
14:38I've just been speaking to Emily Shadwick and she said it's full of drugs.
14:42You what?
14:43She said it's full of scallies.
14:45There's no control from the teachers and you can get whatever you want there.
14:48Stop exaggerating.
14:50I'm not.
14:50That's what she said.
14:51She's exaggerating them.
14:53She should know she goes there, Dad.
14:55It's changed since you were a governor.
14:57And you can't send me to a drugstore for lessons, can you?
15:00Gemma, we're waiting for a call to get you in.
15:02For places offered, we'll take it.
15:04End of story.
15:05I'm not going, Dad.
15:07I'm here to, Dad.
15:08Send me and I'll run away.
15:12I thought you said I'd do a go-on.
15:14Well, I saw them come out.
15:16They must have gone back inside.
15:21Here they are.
15:28Don't you think it's a bit out of order screaming with someone else?
15:32Oh, he's a good boy.
15:34What's this?
15:40Hiya.
15:40Hi.
15:41Have a nice weekend.
15:43Oh, thanks.
15:44That girl can't stand the sight of me.
15:47Oh, don't worry.
15:48I think it was the mother that was the main worry.
15:52Aren't you made up?
15:54Yeah.
15:55You don't look it?
15:56No, it's boss, isn't it?
15:59Yes.
16:00Well, where's my pressie?
16:01Oh, yeah.
16:06Condoms, flavoured.
16:07Yeah, fruity ones.
16:09I saw it back down to the chemist and changed them to the proper ones.
16:12It's all right.
16:14Where are the keys?
16:15Here.
16:17Right, come on.
16:18No, we'll wait till it's dark.
16:20Just wait a bit longer and then we'll make our movie.
16:22Yeah.
16:23And then we can see how posh and Morrissey really looks.
16:29You've got the snuffles, haven't you?
16:31You're a strong little thing, aren't you, darling?
16:34Hiya.
16:35I'm wearing the kitchen.
16:39How's Beth?
16:40She's all right.
16:41Hey, did you get on?
16:42Oh, they were dead nice, but it was more of a junior's job.
16:45Anyway, they're keeping me on file.
16:47Want a coffee?
16:48Yeah, please.
16:52Jackie came over.
16:54Thought there was a bad smell in the air.
16:57I mentioned about her not being a bridesmaid.
16:59All right?
17:00She kicked off bad style.
17:02Tough.
17:03It's all right for you.
17:05She waited round once it all out.
17:07Should be.
17:09She asked me to give her a ring when you got in.
17:12Do it then.
17:20Is there a hockey?
17:21In your pocket.
17:24Right.
17:28We're in.
17:29I'm scared of that.
17:31Come on, E.
17:32Yeah, in a minute.
17:38What are you doing?
17:39Turn off the lights.
17:40The blinds are shut.
17:43Let's just go upstairs, eh?
17:45Just want to see what stuff she's got.
17:48Who cares?
17:50Steater that.
17:52You get better on a car boot sale.
17:56You offered or what?
18:00Look at it.
18:01The witch.
18:02Happy families, eh?
18:04Sure like mine, didn't you?
18:05Correct.
18:07Em, what are you doing?
18:10I had a little dump.
18:12I don't even know why me dad thought it was better in here than ours.
18:15It wasn't down here.
18:16Who was interested in him, was he?
18:22Right.
18:23I'm ready.
18:32Is that everything we've got?
18:33Water, magazines, soothers and petrol.
18:36Did you get nappies?
18:37You didn't say get nappies.
18:38No, I told you we didn't have enough when we were at home.
18:42All right.
18:42All right.
18:43Nappies.
18:44You sure there isn't anything else?
18:46Positive.
18:47Great.
18:48I'm here.
18:57What is it now?
18:58I've forgotten mum's present.
19:00You're kidding.
19:01I'm sorry.
19:02We'll never get there at this rate.
19:04We'll have to go back to the house for it.
19:06Yeah, certainly.
19:07Just give it five minutes while I have a stroke.
19:09Oh, sorry.
19:13You look out of clothes.
19:15They're dead old-fashioned.
19:17Yeah.
19:18Come here.
19:20You're all done.
19:21It's loads, it's done.
19:33Do you reckon my dad ever saw her in these?
19:36I don't know.
19:42Baggy Jaws.
19:43Don't know why he fancies it.
19:46Forget about it.
19:50Got to be in an ear.
19:53I miss Brad's.
19:56Do you want to make love?
19:58What?
19:59Nothing.
20:06Easy, you know.
20:08Stopped to walk in.
20:16Where is she?
20:17She's through.
20:18Here.
20:19How is one?
20:21What's going on, Katie?
20:22Not being my bridesmaid.
20:24Bouncing me out and making Rachel's wedding.
20:26What happened to us being mates?
20:27I told you.
20:28Ex-mates.
20:28Yeah, but we're not kids fighting in the playground anymore.
20:31We're supposed to be mature adults.
20:33I'm being mature about it, which is why I've decided I don't want you as a friend.
20:36I'm not having your fella walking all over me.
20:38Well, that wasn't Jackie's fault.
20:39He's all part of it.
20:41All part of what?
20:42You becoming a snob.
20:43Always off in London, all your fancy weekend breaks, it's like you're in a club above us.
20:47You jealous little cow.
20:49Don't you call me that ever.
20:50Keep the noise down your weight, Beth.
20:52That's what all this is about, isn't it?
20:54Jealousy just because I'm happy.
20:56I'm not jealous of you.
20:57Yeah, you are.
20:58Ever since you found out you were going out with a rapist.
21:01Yeah, well, that's not my fault.
21:02It's yours because you make bad choices.
21:03And rather than hold your hand up and accept you got it wrong, you're blaming other people.
21:07You know nothing about me.
21:08That's just the thing.
21:09I do, and you can't stand it.
21:11You're twisted, bitter and nasty because you can't face up to yourself.
21:14Don't stick too close to her, Rach, because it'll rub off on you and your bet.
21:25Shall we, erm, get into bed?
21:27Oh, it's alright.
21:29I mean, if that's what you're ready for.
21:32You have both things, won't you, haven't you?
21:33Of course I have.
21:38What was that?
21:39Nothing.
21:42Hold on.
21:58What is it?
22:00The back.
22:11Hold on.
22:12What?
22:13The alarm.
22:13You didn't set it.
22:14No, I'm sure I did.
22:15You get dizzy as you get older.
22:16Well, it's not my fault.
22:18Right.
22:18Where did you put that brooch?
22:19Er, well, it must be here somewhere.
22:28We'll have to get out of here.
22:31I don't care if the stupid cow fiances in here.
22:34Yeah, well, I do.
22:35Come on, let's go.
22:39Oh, here it is.
22:42Oh, great.
22:42Come on, let's get going before she gets a telegram from the Queen.
22:45Oh, I don't want any of your sarcasm, thank you very much.
22:47Hi.
22:50What's that?
22:51I don't know.
22:55Someone upstairs?
22:58Em, please.
23:00Let's go over, get caught.
23:02I'll get put away.
23:06No.
23:08Let's just wait until she sees me, yeah?
23:10She'll freak.
23:12I just can't wait to see her face when she does.
23:22How's Gemma?
23:23She's alive.
23:24But sacked from school, thanks to you.
23:26Amy?
23:27To go to school?
23:28And a bit extra if you pass your exams.
23:30God, I'll Leo go ape.
23:31I'll Leo won't know.
23:32If you tell him the deal's off.
23:34What are you doing?
23:35Calling the police.
23:36Well, I'd tell them what?
23:37You heard a noise?
23:38Look, just calm down.
23:39You've probably left a window open.
23:44We're the past.
23:44You've bought fresh socks and a snake bite kit.
23:47Chandler and Ross have got a sad night lined up on Friends, next.