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BROOKESIDE 2000- E2327 - Brookside and other TV Classics
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00:29I'll see you next time
00:37Oh, hiya, Nan
00:38I thought you were staying for school dinners today
00:39Oh, yeah, I was going to, but I forgot my history book
00:43and I don't want Mrs Hudson kicking off because she's a pure mark
00:47I'll see you later
00:48Hang on, how come you don't look like a dog's dinner?
00:52What do you mean?
00:53I thought you weren't allowed to wear these
00:54Oh, I'll be taking them out as soon as it gets to the school gate
00:57And what's with the false fingernails and all this make-up?
01:00Oh, they don't mind as long as you don't go to her over the top
01:05Go on before you're late
01:13What are you still doing on?
01:14Just trying to work out when they're coming on, Garen
01:16Are you still serious about, you know?
01:19Course I am, why?
01:20I just think it's a bit too dodgy, it's too close to home
01:22So you're bottling out, aren't you?
01:24Me?
01:25Listen, that's who's Anna Morrissey
01:27She's got everything going for her
01:28First of all, she's getting me dad killed
01:30And now she gets her ex back
01:32Well, I want to see what's so good about the place
01:34Yeah, OK, knows an arm's one thing, though
01:37Doing the business in her bed
01:38Listen, if you want to be my first real boyfriend
01:40Then you'd better work out how to get in there, and quick
01:44Cos there's a lad in her upper six who's asked me to go up with them
01:47Who?
01:48You don't know, but I'm sure he'll be able to source it out
01:58I can't send that after a job, can I?
02:01Type it up in Jackie's office
02:03Rach, I've seen her writing my own book
02:04Then I'll ask her to help me out
02:06She's supposed to be my mate
02:07And she'll back me up
02:08You're not still going on about that, are you?
02:11Mike, I can't sign on because I've got the sack
02:12So pardon me if I sound a bit upset
02:15With him, yeah, but don't be bringing our Jackie into it anymore
02:17Why, I didn't want to fall out with her
02:18Well, make her up with her then
02:21Right
02:23Bye-bye, Beth
02:24Wait, is she warm enough?
02:26Yeah, of course she is
02:27Cos it says in the book that babies can't maintain their own body yet, you know
02:30And in the book I'm reading, this young woman does a feller in
02:32Cos he keeps telling her to be her mum
02:33So go on, out
02:35Alright, see you later
02:37Draw
02:39I know everyone thinks I'm to blame for this, isn't it?
02:42I don't
02:43And I think Mike's only sticking up for Jackie because she's his sister
02:46Even though she's in the wrong
02:47Well, Jackie must feel terrible, though, being stuck in the middle of you and Nathan
02:50I think Mike's right
02:52You and Jackie go back years
02:53You should both put it behind you
02:57The place is terrible
02:58You didn't even like it that much when you were school, Governor
03:01Oh, are you?
03:03And remember that Ofsted report type of thing?
03:05Even I couldn't believe our school was that rubbish
03:07Aye, but Nick, you
03:09Leave that, I'll put it away later
03:11See, even Tim thinks it's not that good
03:13And Alia needs to help on his GCSEs
03:16Sorry
03:16Look, take no notice of him
03:19He didn't do well because he wouldn't work hard enough
03:21You see, that's the difference, babe
03:22You can work hard
03:24Yeah
03:24Anyway, get down to deaf school
03:26See you later
03:27Ciao
03:28Yeah, see you soon
03:29I'm right, aren't I, Dad?
03:31Just phone Heath Bank up and ask them if they'll accept me
03:34Look, James, forget about it
03:35You've finished with the police hall
03:39Hi
03:40Hiya, you Skyvam?
03:42Oh, I just called to see you
03:43Oh, that's nice
03:45I've just spoken to Darren
03:46Victoria's making some progress
03:47Oh, yeah?
03:49Well, he told us she should take some time off work
03:51And, uh, see a doctor
03:52As long as it's not her, mate
03:54For the time being
03:55He told her to ask for some pills
03:57Oh, well, I think they do some good
03:59Been busy, haven't they?
04:00Yep
04:01Thankfully, the temp's pretty efficient
04:03So you've got to over-lose on Casey, then?
04:05Yeah, you've got to move on
04:06You know what?
04:07It's easy for you, to say
04:08Look, I know
04:09I'm sorry it's got in the way of your friendship
04:10Bit of an understatement
04:12But it's not as if you can't make it up
04:14If she wants to
04:15Oh, she will
04:16You go back years, don't you?
04:18Yeah
04:18She has a house, flat
04:19Been through all sorts together
04:21Which is why you've got her as cheap bridesmaid
04:23Yeah, but you still wanted us, sir
04:25Well, if you're happy to have us, so am I
04:27Look, don't let this drift
04:29I'm sure
04:31You know, we've got to keep it tidy, haven't I?
04:33What?
04:35We are
04:35Just got to keep it looking tip-top
04:37Oh, well, yeah
04:38I mean, you don't want anyone to think it's a nice one, do you?
04:40Listen, people are starting to notice this
04:42And some of them appreciate it
04:44Yeah, well, it's a pity the council don't
04:46Hey, well, I've written to them
04:47And I've told them this can shove it
04:49This is staying
04:50You know what I like, Jimmy?
04:51Is it really worth the hassle?
04:53Look, I'm telling you
04:54This is all about the big fella taking on the little one
04:57David and Goliath
04:58Hi
04:59All right, Max?
05:00Hi
05:00Hey, um
05:01Wanted your pile of manure?
05:03Oh, it's gone, thankfully
05:05Oh, 3240
05:05Not bad
05:07It's raining
05:07Ah, yes
05:09Millennium Madness
05:10I'm doing the Liverpool Half Marathon this year, so
05:12Well, he should be fighting the fit, didn't he?
05:13Yeah
05:14I hope so
05:15Yeah, well, you might have to be
05:17If I find out who he's you, he grasped me up
05:21Pardon?
05:22Someone's grasped me up to the council
05:24And it's got you written all over it
05:27Well, as it happens, I don't mind this, um
05:31Arch
05:32Yes, whatever you call it
05:33I mean, I think it's nice
05:34I wouldn't like to see it there forever, but
05:36I've neither the time nor the inclination to get in touch with the authorities to have it taken down
05:41Yeah, well, I bet
05:43I did not grasp you up, so
05:44Take me out of your conspiracy theory
05:49I'm convinced
05:51Some soup here, James?
05:53To my nanny
05:53Come on
05:54You've not had anything since breakfast
05:58She's been double out now
06:00Look, once you go to BookieCon, you have the same curriculum
06:02With lads of teachers
06:04It doesn't matter, we won't be going
06:05Well, don't start that again
06:06Well, you wouldn't like it, would you?
06:08I won't know anyone there and they'll all be calling me a snob because I went to Heathbound
06:11Look, in two weeks, no one will care what school you went to
06:13Two weeks, I'll be in the doctors, depressed
06:15Don't exaggerate
06:16It's forcing your daughter to go to a messy school
06:20I'll find a child that
06:21Give her a rest, will you?
06:22Put him off my soup here
06:23I'm going on hunger strike
06:25Hey, now, listen
06:26You wouldn't be in this mess if you weren't so stupid taking drugs
06:29You've only got yourself to blame
06:32It would be on my fault, wouldn't it?
06:33Yeah, it is your fault
06:35Now sit down
06:37I said sit down
06:39Why do you make me?
06:40Yeah, if I have to
06:41But don't even go there, Gemma
06:42You messed up badly
06:44And these are the consequences
06:46Next time, think
06:47Now sit down and eat your soup
06:50Sit down, but I'm not eating the soup
06:52That's all right
06:53Because you're not moving until you have done
07:01That's the last of them
07:02Are they all in town?
07:03One's in Crosby
07:07Rich, have you got a spare stamp?
07:08Yeah, sure
07:14Yeah?
07:15It don't matter
07:15Take it
07:16Don't become some charity case because I'm not working
07:19There's supposed to be a good time planning my wedding
07:21And you and Jackie are spoiling it
07:23Rachel, I'm getting married in 12 weeks
07:25And my two best mates have fallen out
07:26What?
07:27I was hoping the three of us could go to the bridal fair next week
07:29And help me choose some stuff
07:31What bridal fair?
07:33It's in town, but forget it
07:35I'm sorry, but...
07:36I want you as a bridesmaid
07:38Do you know how important this is to me?
07:39Of course I do
07:41And I will be your bridesmaid
07:43Still?
07:43Yeah
07:44I didn't start any of this with Jackie
07:46I want us all to be friends
07:47But I'm getting the raw deal here
07:48If Jackie's a true friend
07:50She'll say she's sorry to me
07:51Why don't you go and see her?
07:53If it's important to her
07:54She'll come over here
07:57Oh
07:59It's fantastic
08:00It's my favourite
08:01Liver and onions
08:02I could go with that again, Jess
08:03Well, it's nice to cook for someone with such a good appetite
08:06And it's so nice to have a meal specially cooked for you
08:09Oh, you're worth it
08:10Look at all this decorating you've done for us
08:12And tidying up the garden
08:13Oh, no, shh, shh
08:14Come on, come on
08:15It was no bother
08:17You know, I was wondering if you wouldn't mind lending a hand
08:19To lay a new lawn in the spring
08:21If you're still around
08:23I mean, I know you've got to go after your brothers eventually
08:25But, well, the housing market's a bit slow at the moment
08:28And with you being in a chain and that
08:33What?
08:35I wanted to tell you before
08:36But I didn't want to spoil our meal together
08:39What is it?
08:40Estate agent
08:42He's been on
08:43And the couple buying the house
08:44They want to move in right away
08:46Oh
08:48Well
08:49I suppose it's good to keep things moving
08:51Oh, yeah, yeah
08:53I'm pleased in the way
08:53You know, it's all done and dusted now
08:56So you'll be going to be brothers
08:57Sooner than you thought, then
09:01Yeah, well, Bernard said any time, you know
09:03Good
09:04That'll be nice for you
09:14Are you ready?
09:16For what?
09:17You two are coming to me lecture
09:18Yeah, I'm sorry, lad
09:19I forgot to mention it
09:20Jimmy's giving a talk
09:22Lecture?
09:22Er, yeah
09:23On his ouch
09:24And I've invited you two
09:25So come on
09:26Can you glad drag us on?
09:28Ha-ha
09:33Shall I put that in the microwave?
09:35No
09:36It'll make it easier to eat
09:37I don't eat it
09:39OK, well, when you're finished
09:40You can get some reading done
09:42I've got some to read
09:43No, I meant something proper
09:46Not, er, sexy guys unzipped
09:48And, er, discover your love destiny
09:51Let me heat the soup up, James
09:56Hi, miss
10:03Hello, Gemma
10:04Is your dad in?
10:05Yeah, I'll just get him for you
10:09Who is he?
10:10Miss Tomkinson
10:14Go on, heat your soup up
10:16Yeah, OK
10:19Hello, Mr Johnson
10:20Sorry for keeping you waiting
10:21Er, come in
10:22Oh, thank you
10:28So
10:29What can I do for you?
10:31Well
10:32We had a governance meeting yesterday
10:34And
10:34We reviewed Gemma's position
10:36At the school
10:37And we'd like to offer Gemma
10:39Her place back
10:46Aren't you cold?
10:48Katie
10:49I only went to post some letters, OK?
10:51Before you try and make a small talk about them
10:52Job applications
10:53Because I haven't got one anymore
10:54Funny that, isn't it?
10:55Hold on, this is ridiculous, you're your mate
10:58Ex-mate?
11:00Look, I'm dead sorry about your job
11:02I really mean that
11:03Do you?
11:04Yeah, and he didn't want it to end like it did
11:06He liked you
11:07Oh
11:07Katie, he did, in a funny kind of way
11:11In a funny kind of way?
11:12What the little dim scouse secretary
11:14You make silly mistakes in a lesson
11:15Drops at H's on the phone
11:16No, he liked you
11:17Don't patronise me
11:19I'm not
11:19I'd expect that from him
11:20But not from you
11:21Then again, now you've joined the Cheshire set
11:23I wouldn't know what to expect from you
11:24If you fuck something next
11:26Katie, don't keep slagging him
11:27He's OK
11:27And I've talked to him
11:29And he said you can still be our bridesmaid
11:32You what?
11:33Well, he said you can still be a bridesmaid
11:35Oh, did he now?
11:37Well, how jolly nice of him
11:38Katie
11:39He's not telling me what I can and can't do
11:41As far as I'm concerned
11:42Me and you are finished
11:43While you were at Lord Snooty
11:44And you can shove your bridesmaid's dress
11:46I won't need it
11:47Because we won't even be at the wedding
12:07I've got to be honest
12:08To say at first
12:08All the governors weren't totally happy
12:11But I reassured them
12:12That this was totally out of character for Gemma
12:15And, well
12:17Providing you can guarantee her good behaviour
12:20Then we'll be happy to have Gemma back
12:21As from tomorrow
12:23What's the real story, Mr Tomkinson?
12:26Sorry?
12:27You don't really expect me to believe
12:29That you and the governors
12:30Are offering Gemma her place back
12:31Just because she's been a naughty little girl
12:33Who got out of hand
12:34Look, I'm telling you exactly what happened
12:36But what you're probably not telling me
12:38Is that the governors don't want any bad publicity
12:40If I go to the papers
12:41Oh, Tad
12:42Hold on, Gemma
12:44Don't treat me like I've just got in from the fields
12:46Picking cotton
12:47You wanted her out because she was a bad black kid
12:50But bad white kids can stay in the school
12:52If their dads can pay for a new gem
12:54Well, thanks for the offer
12:55But, er, we won't be accepting the place
12:57Tad
12:58You stay out of this
12:59I'm sorry you feel like that
13:02But you're making a mistake
13:03No, I made the mistake
13:05In thinking I could get my daughter a fair deal
13:07By paying for it
13:08I was wrong
13:10But you won't be getting another penny of mine
13:12Bye
13:18Thanks a lot, Tom
13:19For just ruining my life
13:24I mean, does she ever come over and see Beth?
13:26No
13:26Does she really go out anywhere with us?
13:28No
13:28And then she tells me I can still be bridesmaid
13:31Couldn't Nathan said so
13:32What's she like?
13:33She hasn't got a mind of her own anymore
13:35I mean, who does she think she is?
13:36I must admit, she doesn't seem as interested in us, is she?
13:39Interested?
13:39She couldn't give it that for us anymore
13:40Cos we don't go skiing and playing polo
13:43You might think she's a bit snotty these days
13:45You're not kidding
13:45She's really changed and she's been with him
13:47She'll be off to that Holland Park place with him
13:49I will never see her again, you watch
13:50Do you reckon?
13:52Yeah
13:52And do you not be interested in Beth either?
13:53Her own niece
13:54She hasn't really had that much to do with her
13:56Mind you, that's not surprising, is it?
13:58When she's not even interested in Harry
13:59I can't believe she's turned out like this
14:01To think you were going to have her as your bridesmaid as well
14:05Well, she still is
14:07Are you kidding?
14:08After what she's done to me?
14:10But, Rach, I'm not trying to mess up your plans
14:12But I can't be your bridesmaid if Jackie's doing it
14:14I mean, I'd be a real hypocrite, wouldn't I?
14:17I mean, I won't let you down
14:18I'll be sticking around with your mate
14:19When she's swanning off shopping in Regent Street
14:21But it's up to you
14:25And, erm, yes
14:26I was very pleased
14:30When Mr Bennells
14:32And the friends of Manor Park
14:34Asked me to come here today
14:36And give a little talk about
14:37My arch
14:38Which I built
14:40I might say
14:41With the help of a good friend of mine
14:43Ray
14:43Ray Hilton
14:45Who's, er, with us here today
14:47Ray, cheers
14:49Right, without any further ado
14:51Thanks, Dave
14:53Thanks, Ted
14:55Right, there we go
14:57Now, that's me
14:58And my arch
14:59Er, I know it's not exactly
15:02Sir Christopher Venn
15:03More like the modern stuff
15:05That George and Gilbert do
15:06But, erm
15:07Well, it's my attempt
15:09At marking the century
15:11And I'm not talking about
15:12The century of the royals
15:15Or the century of
15:16Your aristocracy
15:18Not your high-ups
15:19Now, I'm talking about
15:21The century of the working man
15:24Now, if you look closely
15:26On the arch
15:27Er, you'll see a docker's hook
15:29There's a spanner
15:31Lots of
15:32Different tools
15:34The tools
15:36That built the nation
15:38Yeah, she bit me head off
15:40Oh, she's still smarting
15:41It's a bit more than that
15:42She said she doesn't want
15:43To come to the wedding
15:44Look, in a couple of days
15:45She'll have thought about it
15:45And she'll be all over me
15:47I'd better go and post these
15:48Don't worry
15:50I couldn't believe it
15:51I just latched you in the manure
15:52Yeah, just pushed me
15:54It's not like Darren
15:55To be a narc, is it, Jack?
15:56What?
15:57Your boyfriend's chum
15:58Yesterday
15:58Pushed me in the manure
15:59I'm knowing you
16:00You can all smell my roses anyway
16:01Oh, well, thanks for your sympathy
16:03Any time
16:03Come get them all just checked
16:07She's a bit sniddy there, wasn't she?
16:09Well, the one thing
16:10That Jackie doesn't like about me
16:11She can't get both her pants
16:12Round my neck
16:12Hey, was that your jogging before?
16:14Yeah
16:14She always go jogging?
16:16Hmm, will be
16:17At what, dinner times?
16:18Well, times vary
16:19I've set my goal
16:21To do three half-maritons this year
16:23The Liverpool one
16:24The Great North Run
16:25And one more to be decided
16:27Where's the Great North Run?
16:29It's North East
16:30Gateshead
16:30Of course, that'll be a weekend away, Joby
16:32Oh, when's that?
16:34October
16:35Oh, it's just a week
16:36Oh, give me time to train
16:38You won't be fit if you carry on on the hill, will you?
16:41No, well, I'm keeping out of the way, to be honest with you, Tim
16:44Susanna's not very pleased with me after the manure incident yesterday
16:47I bet
16:49Has she found the bag yet?
16:50No, she's not going to do either
16:52What you should do is take her out and buy a new one
16:54I'd do it tomorrow, if I was you
16:56Sympathy shopping for women's not a good idea
16:58You'll buy a new pair of shoes to go with a new bag
17:00And a new outfit to set it all off
17:02You'll learn
17:03Give them time
17:06We've accepted their version of history
17:09Been spoon-fetted for far too long
17:13Thanks, Dave
17:15See, we've been told that kings and queens mattered
17:20Been told that they lead and we follow because they know better
17:25Well, it's a load of rubbish
17:27We can't keep accepting that the bosses are there because they're smarter
17:32Because they're not
17:34They've just got power
17:36But they abuse that power
17:38And I'm not simply talking about closing a few factories and moving them to the Middle East
17:42No
17:43I'm talking about the power they try and shaft me and you with
17:49They abuse that power by trying to get me to take down my arch
17:54All cars I didn't get planning permission
17:57Well, I'm telling you
17:58There shouldn't just be my arch
18:01There should be a whole series of arches right across the country
18:05Every working man building his own arch
18:09And shoving two fingers up to the powers that be
18:11Ignore these people
18:14Liberate yourselves
18:15Build your own arch as a symbol of your personal freedom
18:25Thank you
18:33What did you think?
18:37Well, some of it made sense, but bits of it were
18:40Build an arch for freedom?
18:41Yeah, he said it was a symbol of it, you know
18:43Same thing
18:45Do you think he's all there?
18:46No, I think so
18:47A bit over the top
18:47If you know what I mean
18:49So, what do you think?
18:51Very good
18:51I enjoyed it
18:52Enjoyed it, lad
18:52Thanks very much, thanks
18:54Hey, listen, I made up that you came and you're on my side
18:57Solidarity
18:57Yeah
18:59Yeah, sure, hey, look at this
19:00Fame
19:01Excuse me
19:02A fan
19:05Who's it, Tim?
19:06He shouldn't be here
19:07I've just liked it all of my home
19:09Got changed
19:10Come here
19:10And that's all you can say
19:11I made up to see her
19:13But you know what Jackie's like
19:14Jackie can do one
19:16Tim, you know she can't stay in here
19:18Yeah, she was just going
19:19Well, you better run before our Jackie gets back
19:21I'm just nipping home
19:23I'll see you later
19:24I'm going now
19:28Have you sorted out when he's going to be going?
19:30He's doing a run in October
19:32Well, that's no good, is he?
19:33I know, yeah, but he won't get nothing away
19:35Look, you're going to have to go
19:38Hi, Mr Farnham
19:40Oh, hello
19:42Oh, I was really sorry to hear about your Susannah's bag
19:45Oh, well, these things happen
19:47Anyway, I didn't expect to see you in here
19:56All right, mate
19:57I had a brilliant day today
19:59Met this young kid, Andrew, about ten years
20:01Really deaf, you know
20:03Anyway, it was a little sod at times
20:04Won't join in on the playground or anything
20:06Kicks off with the slightest little thing
20:08Boss woman asked me to have a word with him about his dinner
20:10Now, usually, he doesn't need anything for anyone
20:13Today, he eats a sandwich just because I asked him
20:14Oh, a nice one
20:15And going back tomorrow, I reckon I've got the touch
20:17He's got the touch with our Gemma
20:19Yeah
20:20She's still in a knack
20:22The head teacher from Heathbank called there today
20:24Yeah?
20:25Offered us a place back
20:26Oh, well, that's a step in the right direction, isn't it?
20:28I knocked it back, didn't I?
20:30Why?
20:31Yeah, well, she's only offering us a place
20:32Because she didn't want us to go into the press or suing them
20:35Yeah, but Gemma gets a place back
20:36No, I'm not playing ball, son
20:38I mean, it's the principal here
20:39But it's your daughter's education
20:40Yeah, but it's mine and their dignity at stake
20:42Oh, come on, Mick
20:44You can swallow your pride for Gemma's sake
20:45I'm fed up with being walked over by people like that
20:48Mick
20:48Look, son
20:49If I accept that place
20:51I have to accept that the school is racist
20:53But I have to turn a blind eye to that
20:55Because they've been very nice
20:56And offered Gemma her place back
20:57Well, they can shove it, mate
20:59I've had enough
21:01Doesn't, er, Susanna ever come out with you?
21:03Well, it's a little difficult with babysitters just at the moment
21:07Well, why don't you use great grannies or something like that?
21:10I mean, it looks like you need a break
21:13Well, both Susanna and I could do with a break
21:17We'll take one
21:18We must be able to afford it
21:20Well, we're busy
21:21Erm, mind you
21:22We are going to her mother's 70th on Friday
21:24So at least that is something
21:26All righty
21:27You're taking little Harry and Emma, will you?
21:29Yes, yeah, it's a family occasion
21:30Yeah, we're going for the weekend
21:32Oh, isn't that nice, eh?
21:33All the family together
21:35Emily
21:36Do you mind, Mr Barnum?
21:37Have a nice weekend
21:39I was just telling him to have something
21:41Yeah, she was
21:42It doesn't matter, you know
21:43We're doing all the wounded age drinking
21:44Erm, 16, you know
21:46She was just going
21:46I know, now, please
21:48Hmm
21:50Well, she's all right early, you know
21:53So is it
21:54It's all sorted
21:56What is?
21:56Going away for the weekend
22:01I've made a decision
22:04I've decided to go for just two bridesmaids
22:06Oh, you're not going to let your Ruth down, are you?
22:09No
22:10I was just going to have our Ruth and Katie
22:13What about her, Jackie?
22:14Two's all we can afford
22:15Don't worry about the money, Rach
22:17This is terrible
22:20This has nothing to do with the money
22:21It's your other two, innit?
22:22They won't talk
22:23Oh, you don't think they're going to be scrapping down the aisle, do you?
22:26You never know
22:27Look, this'll all be over by then
22:29No, I've made my mind up
22:31I only want Katie and Ruth
22:33Rach
22:33This is my sister we're talking about
22:35I mean, she already thinks she's going to be a bridesmaid
22:37It's not going to work
22:39So, why are you doing our Jackie?
22:41Because it'd be dead tight on Katie
22:42And anyway, your Jackie will be there because she's your sister
22:46This is way out of order
22:47I've got no option
22:49It's not as though your Jackie's bothered with us anymore, is it?
22:51Well, I don't agree with you, Rach
22:53So, when are you thinking of breaking the news to her?
22:56Well, I was hoping with her being your sister that you might
23:00You're kidding, aren't you?
23:01The fact that she is my sister is exactly why I wouldn't want to tell her something like this
23:04Well, when will be the best time to do it?
23:06Well, if I were you, I'd do it as soon as possible
23:08So she can get used to the idea
23:10Please will you do it?
23:12No way
23:13To say our Jackie's going to be upset is a massive understatement
23:17You'd better break it to her gently
23:27I reckon you're out of order putting pressure on Rachel for this bridesmaid, Lark
23:31Are they?
23:32She wouldn't be smiling if she knew what we were going to do in her bedroom
23:35Hiya
23:37It's me again, Sinbad
23:39Are you kidding?
23:39I thought about it and I'd be in balance for Katie
23:42Do you want to make love?
23:44Love
23:45Do you want to make love?
23:49Now, tomorrow at 8, Channel 4 charts the incredible bravery of the young women who risked their lives in Churchill's
23:55secret army
23:56Well, next on 4, great fun or a big cringe?
23:59Real families on real family holidays