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BROOKESIDE 2000 - E2326 - Brookside and other TV Classics
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00:28Satsang with Mooji
00:32And how does it come in, like, what quantity, Ian?
00:37Great, erm, and how much does it be for one?
00:40OK, that sounds like enough. Can I place an order, then, please?
00:44It's for delivery today. Can you do that?
00:47Great. It's, erm, Brookside Close, number seven.
00:53Yeah. Oh, well, do you take credit cards?
00:56Yes, you don't. Erm, well, the name on the card is Susanna Morrissey.
01:12Cup of tea?
01:13Sort myself out, Bugs.
01:15I've made a pot. I'm just asking if you'd like a cup.
01:19Well, er, I would. And, erm, Jackie will be down in a minute.
01:24I hope we didn't wake you when we came in.
01:25No, I wasn't really asleep.
01:31We had a great time.
01:32Good.
01:34Erm, how have you been, Vic?
01:36My boss has taken me off all major projects at work.
01:39He thinks I'm not up to the pressure at the moment.
01:42Well, that's probably a good idea.
01:43You never said.
01:44Oh, didn't I?
01:45I was probably too busy having to explain everything else.
01:48Morning.
01:50Hi.
01:51How did you like London?
01:53Well, the digs weren't up too much and the guys was hopeless.
01:56Ah, but she still managed to spend a fortune.
01:58Your hair looks really nice.
02:00Oh, yeah. It looks great.
02:01I went to that place she recommended. It was amazing.
02:03I think they cut every strand individually.
02:05But I'm still not used to it.
02:08I'm going to get dressed.
02:13How's, er, Vic been caping?
02:15She's finding her own ways.
02:18See, the bag and everything in it can be replaced.
02:20It's just I had some lovely photos of the children I always carried with me.
02:25Have you got negatives?
02:26No, Katrina took them with her camera. I can't ask her.
02:30Oh, I wish I'd never let myself get so distracted.
02:34No, I'm sorry. It's my fault.
02:35I sort of got carried away.
02:37Look, I know that you're running the restaurant and, well, I promise I won't interfere again.
02:44What?
02:44Just thinking about the amount of times I've heard you say sorry and promise.
02:48I suppose I've worn them both out in the past.
02:51I know you have.
02:53And I suppose if I said that things have changed, you'll probably laugh even more.
02:57Probably.
02:58Well, they have. I've changed. In fact, I can give you an example.
03:02Oh. Go on.
03:05When you left the bar, that girl from number nine, erm, Victoria.
03:09Oh, yes.
03:10Let's just say there was an invitation there that I had no interest in accepting.
03:15Remind me when I pop out to buy you a medal.
03:17It's true.
03:17So she just walked in, off the street, saw you, and declared she just had to have you.
03:23Is that right?
03:23No, not exactly, but, er...
03:25You've been bursting to tell me that, haven't you?
03:28I think you've totally misunderstood.
03:31No, you've misunderstood.
03:34It's how you find yourself in the situation of having to resist that's a curious thing.
03:38We have a few cross words and you go out and grab the nearest passing female.
03:42Which I totally recognised and got myself out of.
03:45At what point?
03:47What do you mean?
03:49Well, how was it left?
03:50I told her that I was trying to work things out with you.
03:55Oh, did you?
04:02Looks like they're back.
04:03Jackie and my ex-employer's car's out there.
04:05Oh, good.
04:06I'll ask that Jackie to come with me for a couple hours later.
04:08Would you like that, Brett?
04:09You might actually get to see your daddy today.
04:11Hey, look.
04:12Jackie's been in the postcard, though.
04:14There's one for you, you three, and one for me.
04:16Let's see.
04:17And stop eating, drinking and shopping, by the sounds of it.
04:20Oh, listen to this.
04:21Sorry I missed you before I left.
04:23We've got a lot to talk about.
04:24We'll have to catch up as soon as I get back.
04:26Love, Jackie.
04:26That sounds promising.
04:28I know she'd understand why I gave Nicky those papers.
04:30I wonder if she talked him round.
04:32I didn't think you'd better work for Nathan again.
04:34I don't, but I want to work for whoever you place us.
04:36I mean, Vim and Jackie moved down south.
04:37Well, I don't fancy your chances.
04:38I mean, you're wearing the wrong.
04:40According to him.
04:41Jackie's a mate.
04:42She won't think what I did was a sack and a fence.
04:45I'll go round and see her.
04:46Oh, I hope she does get it sorted out.
04:48Yeah, and she moves back into the flat before Jackie's wedding.
04:51She is being a great help.
04:52Yeah, well, I can help.
04:53I mean, all this, I've always taken the shine off having a new baby.
04:58Look, it won't be long.
04:59I just need to spend an hour or two in the office.
05:01Yeah, so do I.
05:02Do you think we've got a problem?
05:04Look, do you think this will be all right if you run into Katie?
05:06Well, I'll have to be, won't I?
05:08Yeah, look, I'll see you later.
05:12Darren, have you seen her think much of Katie?
05:14Uh, no.
05:15Not really.
05:16Just to go away, but only for a few days, I think.
05:21Where are you going?
05:23Out.
05:24If that's okay.
05:25See ya.
05:28It's gonna take a long time, hasn't it?
05:30Yeah, I guess so.
05:31How about you?
05:33Are you all set for marriage and children and lord and lady in-laws?
05:37Well, things are certainly different for me than they were 18 months ago.
05:40I just wish I'd known what was around the corner.
05:42You know that I have a chart for Max and Susanna, don't you?
05:45Hmm.
05:46Must be difficult sometimes.
05:48Yeah, it has been on my mind a bit lately.
05:50I suppose it's all I talk about the future.
05:52Back then I didn't think I had one.
05:55What's up with Max and Susanna?
05:57What are they up to now?
05:57Who knows, but I don't know why Susanna's letting him hang around.
06:01You don't like him then?
06:02I can't stand him.
06:07I'd, erm, I'd better go home.
06:09Where?
06:10Oh, my nan's asked me and our Nikki to go around and check the house with her.
06:13And we're gonna see her tonight?
06:15I don't know.
06:16I'm much staying there all day.
06:18Oh, I've got a shift done at the bar.
06:20Oh, it's all right.
06:21I've got my own things to attend to.
06:23What things?
06:24Just a little surprise that I've organised for someone.
06:27Yeah.
06:28What, you?
06:29Anyway, you're not meant to be working on my surprise.
06:32Ah, well, I was thinking.
06:33What about the watch?
06:36It's February.
06:37It'll be freezing.
06:38Yeah, well, we can buy a Jerome's car.
06:40I'm not doing it in a car.
06:42I'm starting to wonder whether you're serious about doing this at all, you know.
06:45And I'm starting to wonder if you've got any imagination at all.
06:47I'll see you later.
06:48Just wait.
06:49Where am I gonna find you later on?
06:50I don't know.
06:51Give me a call.
07:03Can I come in?
07:04Yeah, of course you can.
07:06You look fantastic.
07:08The outfit's gorgeous and your hair's brilliant.
07:10Aw.
07:11Do you think?
07:12Yeah, it really suits you.
07:13Thanks.
07:14I wasn't sure what I faced.
07:15I got your card this morning.
07:16I tried to ring you, but I went to our Sammy's for a few days.
07:20I didn't have much else to do.
07:21I guess not.
07:23I suppose you and Nathan have talked all about it.
07:25I was wondering if you could have a word with him for me.
07:27Well, I don't know if it'd do any good.
07:29He says it was a total bleach of confidentiality.
07:32You've only heard his side of it.
07:34Well, tell me yours, then.
07:36Well, I was thinking about Nicky, of course.
07:38And she should have been given the opportunity to proceed with a private prosecution.
07:41Well, maybe, but it wasn't up to you, though, was it?
07:45Not professionally, maybe.
07:46Wouldn't you have done the same?
07:48This legal stuff is really tricky.
07:50And the outcome sometimes doesn't seem fair.
07:52Nathan goes through it all the time.
07:54But he wasn't even going to tell her she had another chance.
07:55Yeah, but Nicky's looking happier than she has in ages.
07:58The Musgroves have gone and she's with Jerome.
08:00I'm not surprised she wasn't interested.
08:02None of that changes what she went through.
08:04Yeah, but she obviously just wants to forget about it.
08:06And so should you.
08:07I was only trying to get the justice she deserves.
08:10Why?
08:11Because you never believed her.
08:13Because you slept with Luke Musgrove yourself.
08:15You think I did this for me?
08:18Maybe.
08:20Partly.
08:21That's not true.
08:22I didn't deserve to lose my job.
08:24I can't say.
08:25You're not even going to try and talk to him for me, are you?
08:27Katie, what you did was a criminal offence.
08:29It wasn't like you didn't know.
08:30I don't believe you.
08:31You were supposed to be my friend.
08:33This has got nothing to do with loyalty.
08:35You're lucky Nathan hasn't reported you.
08:37You didn't just shout at your ear cuss.
08:39Is that your brainwash?
08:40Don't you have opinions of your own anymore?
08:42Everything I've just said is my opinion.
08:43Yeah, sure.
08:44Couldn't you make it any plainer what you think about Nathan?
08:47Try me.
08:48Well, I sure have such strong morals.
08:50I wouldn't ask you to be so hypocritical as to be my bridesmaid.
08:53Good.
08:54Says me the embarrassment of turning you down.
09:03Can you see?
09:15You know what?
09:15She's a snobby car, your sister.
09:17There's no way I'm moving back into the flat with her before she gets married.
09:19No way.
09:27Excuse me.
09:28Yeah?
09:30What can I get you?
09:30Oh, my handbag, I hope.
09:32I was in here last night.
09:33I don't know if you remember.
09:34I had to leave in a bit of a hurry and I think I left it behind.
09:38I was sitting over there.
09:39You didn't have to find it by any chance.
09:41Oh, no.
09:42Do you think anybody else did?
09:44Well, nobody said.
09:45Could you check?
09:46Yeah.
09:47Mike?
09:49Um, have you seen a handbag?
09:51Black leather.
09:52Um, no.
09:54Are you sure you left it near?
09:55Well, not 100%, but I think I did.
09:58Well, it might turn off somewhere else, you know.
09:59Well, it might do, but this is the last place I remember having it.
10:02Are you sure it wasn't stolen?
10:04Well, if it was, it was my own stupidity for walking out without it.
10:07Have you contacted the police?
10:08Oh, no, it was only a handbag.
10:10The most precious thing in it was some photos I had of the children I can't replace.
10:15Oh, well.
10:16What about credit cards?
10:18No, just cancel those.
10:20Well, thanks.
10:21Bye.
10:22Sorry about that.
10:24Something wrong?
10:25Yeah, Susanna's lost a handbag.
10:27Oh, does she think it was pinched?
10:28She doesn't know.
10:29Both of you need to keep an eye out for that sort of thing.
10:31Yeah, yeah, will do.
10:32Listen, Jack, I'm going to slip home now to be quiet, OK?
10:35Yeah, sure, you go.
10:36See you later.
10:38Hi, how's it going?
10:39Oh, don't ask.
10:40Casey's just been in.
10:41We'll drift them further and further apart.
10:43I don't know why.
10:44You know, I've probably got a lot to do with it.
10:46Just remind me where we were at this town last week.
10:48Er, stuck in a tube between Holland Park and Notting Hill.
10:52I've got something here that might cheer you up.
10:54It's from the purchaser solicitor.
10:55The sale of this place is going through.
10:57Oh, fantastic.
10:58Yeah.
10:59Does this purchaser have a name?
11:00No, only a company one.
11:01But who cares?
11:02Nearly got you all sorted.
11:04Right.
11:05Now, I'm going to go and see Katie myself.
11:06But you don't make it any worse.
11:08No, on the contrary.
11:09I'm going with a peace offering.
11:10See you at home for lunch?
11:11Yeah.
11:12OK, see you later.
11:13Tim, I've got to go out and do a couple of things.
11:15Can I trust you to hold her for for an hour or so?
11:17Absolutely.
11:18All right, see you later.
11:27Hiya.
11:28Hiya.
11:29How's the baby?
11:30Great.
11:31She must have known the incredible disappearing back.
11:33Don't know who's working.
11:34You seem really happy.
11:35Yeah.
11:36Well, I will be when we get back to normal life.
11:38I've got Katie and my dad staying at the moment.
11:40They said it's only temporary, but I'm not so sure.
11:42I won't say anything to Simba about my dad staying.
11:44It's unlikely we'll be talking.
11:48Mike, can you keep a secret for me?
11:50What's up?
11:51I've done something really mean.
11:54Me and my dad's arch.
11:55I can't miss it, can you?
11:56Yeah, that's pretty impressive.
11:58Do you think so?
11:59Because I reckon it's going to put off potential buyers in the droves.
12:04He's going to go mad when he finds out, so he'll blow him up to the council.
12:07You?
12:09He'll kill me when he finds out.
12:11He probably will.
12:13So, what's it worth?
12:15Mike?
12:16No, no, I won't say anything.
12:18I think we'll get one of these as well.
12:20I was wondering how long I'd be able to avoid this.
12:25How?
12:26Um, pump number three.
12:28That's ten pounds, please.
12:29Did they let you handle cash?
12:31There's just no way you can dress up a uniform like that, is there?
12:34And all the makeovers in the world don't help some people.
12:38Right, I'll be off.
12:40From the chippy to all the way over here.
12:42God, your head must be spinning.
12:43I just can't imagine what's next for you.
12:46Are you moving to London then?
12:47I haven't decided yet.
12:48But things still happen around here that really make me laugh.
12:51But, it's nice to have the choice.
12:52Well, if you need any help making your mind up.
12:54From garage sentence?
12:55No.
12:56Don't think so.
13:02Have many to view the house, have you?
13:04Oh, I think there's been a few.
13:06What?
13:07Only Lindsay wants to get it sold.
13:09Yes, we've all been wondering how much your arch might affect the asking price.
13:14Well, it depends what sort of person's looking.
13:17Lots of people out there would appreciate this.
13:19Yeah, I guess.
13:20I mean, it's okay while we're paying rent, but as you said, it's that sale she really needs.
13:26Oh.
13:26Oh.
13:28So it wasn't your mate.
13:30Sorry?
13:31It was you.
13:32The lawyer.
13:34Got a direct line, two of them, have you?
13:36Got one or two members of the council in your pocket.
13:39I'm sorry, I don't know what you're talking about.
13:41That's okay.
13:42Don't mind a fight.
13:44That's what my arch is all about.
13:46Blokes like me rising above blokes like you.
13:50Or if you say so.
13:51Oh, I do.
13:53It's the gist of what my letter to the council here says.
13:57In the nicest of terms, of course.
13:59Of course.
14:02Someone's lost their way.
14:03It certainly smells like it.
14:14All right, mate.
14:15Oh.
14:22Do you want?
14:24I've written you a reference.
14:26I want me job back.
14:28No, it's not practical.
14:30Look, I hate sacking people, but...
14:32You'll take that off on.
14:33Don't give me all that class rubbish.
14:35You did something very wrong.
14:36Illegal, in fact.
14:38I've only written you this because you're a mate of Jackie's.
14:41I don't need favours.
14:42You got anything else lined up?
14:44It's none of your business.
14:46Did you want to do anything further with your qualification,
14:48or was it just a waste of time?
14:51You'll have clearly wasted mine.
14:58Let's not have to discuss this again.
15:10What do you think you're doing?
15:12Oh, my God!
15:14It's horse manure.
15:15Where's it come from?
15:17The horses are...
15:18Oh, it stinks.
15:20Is this some kind of joke?
15:21No, this book said you've ordered it.
15:23Well, why would I order it?
15:24Is Maxie not thinking of doing some serious gardening?
15:27No!
15:28No!
15:28No, no, you have to clear it away.
15:30Look, look.
15:30Leave it to me.
15:31Let's have a look at your worksheet, mate.
15:33Because the lady reckons she didn't order it.
15:36Who could have to take it away?
15:38Susanna, look.
15:39One tonne of manure.
15:40Mrs. S. Morrissey.
15:42Number seven.
15:43Brookside close.
15:44But I didn't.
15:45Why would I?
15:46Little gap there.
15:46I think you're meant to sign for it.
15:47No, no, no, no, no.
15:48I'm not signing for anything.
15:49You're going to have to clear it.
15:50It's not your birthday by any chance, is it?
15:52I've got two children in here.
15:54This is a health hazard.
15:55I just don't understand what's going on.
15:57Who have you upset?
16:00Recently.
16:03I'm going to have to clear it.
16:04And I'll phone this company.
16:05I'll find out who sent it.
16:09Hi.
16:12Hiya.
16:14What's going on here?
16:15What's all I stuck for?
16:17I haven't a clue.
16:26I've got a clue.
16:26What's all that?
16:28It's a pile of crap.
16:31Just posting my letter.
16:38Do you want something to eat?
16:41Uh, yeah, go on.
16:43Hey, listen.
16:44I've found out who's grasped me up to the council.
16:46It wasn't that stuck-up doctor next door.
16:48No, it was his mate, the Stuck-Up Doctor.
16:50lawyer. Jackie Dixon's fancy fella.
16:53But Nathan was away all last week.
16:55Yeah, so? They've got
16:56up and cold running mobile phones, haven't they?
16:59Nah. I really
17:00don't think it would have been him
17:02to be too busy knocking the scouse edges
17:04off Jackie Dixon. Yeah, that's what I mean.
17:06He wouldn't have a clue what that
17:08arch represents out there.
17:10Yeah, well, that lot, the lower the tone
17:12and the sooner you get them out, the better.
17:14Yeah, well, he's got his little souvenir now.
17:17Just wish he'd hurry up and stick us
17:18somewhere out of sight.
17:27Well, where's he going?
17:29He's not prepared to hang around. He says it happens all the time.
17:32It was definitely order with my credit card.
17:34I know I should have cancelled them this morning.
17:36Oh, Max.
17:38I'm worried. This is very vindictive.
17:39No, it'll be whoever got hold of your bag.
17:41Well, that's what I mean. It'll be kids having a laugh
17:44for the bloke, he said.
17:46Unless, of course,
17:48it's nothing to do with me.
17:49Well, it'll be nothing personal. I'm sure of it.
17:52Well, how are things left with that girl?
17:54Well, what?
17:55Victoria.
17:55It's like I said, there was nothing in it.
17:57I mean, how would she get hold of your credit card?
17:59Well, you said she came into the bar after I left.
18:02Well, no.
18:02Well, yes, I mean, she's a bit loopy,
18:04but she's no thief.
18:06It'll be a prank, a one-off.
18:07I'm going to see it through the children.
18:08You just have to get rid of it.
18:10What do you suggest?
18:10Oh, don't tempt me.
18:18Excuse me.
18:19It's Darren, isn't it?
18:21Yes.
18:22Max Farnham.
18:23Yes, I know.
18:24Can I have a word?
18:30It's a bit embarrassing, really.
18:33As you can see, we've got a bit of a problem here.
18:36Um, some kind of practical joke?
18:39Hmm?
18:40Victoria?
18:42What about her?
18:43Is this her style?
18:46What?
18:46Well, we had a bit of a drink last night,
18:48and let's just say she totally misunderstood the situation.
18:51She got a bit upset when I decided to leave,
18:53and, well, you know what I mean.
18:55Upset?
18:56Yeah, she was really knocking them back.
18:57She was in a bit of a state.
18:59Is this how you normally seduce your women?
19:02Seduce?
19:03Ply them with alcohol five minutes after the husbands have died.
19:06What husband?
19:07You disgust me.
19:09Gah!
19:10What the hell are you talking about?
19:12She was all over me.
19:14Do you want to go on with this?
19:15Get up.
19:16I'm happy to.
19:17What?
19:17It was me that put a stop to it.
19:20Now you're a hero.
19:21Fine.
19:22Prove it!
19:23Darren!
19:24Darren!
19:25Leave him!
19:26He hasn't done anything!
19:27Stop it!
19:28This man takes advantage.
19:29I know all about him.
19:31He'd use anyone.
19:31Even somebody whose husband has just died.
19:33I didn't!
19:34I didn't!
19:36He didn't do anything.
19:39Let him go.
19:47Well, that clears one thing up.
19:49You really didn't sleep with one of the neighbours.
19:59Darren, I'm sorry.
20:00Why?
20:01Why would you lie to me about that?
20:03I don't know.
20:05I have been going out of my mind, walking around you, trying to find out what's the right
20:10thing to do.
20:11I know.
20:11I know you have.
20:12The thought of you with him.
20:15With anyone.
20:20I wanted to be with somebody.
20:23Why didn't you call me?
20:25I've only held back out of respect.
20:27I couldn't.
20:30You'd rather be with him.
20:31He's a cretin!
20:33Well, then it's lucky he turned me down.
20:35Otherwise, you would have walked in on us.
20:36You'd have gone through with it.
20:38I don't know.
20:40Yes, who knows?
20:41Why?
20:44I don't know.
20:47You're the one nice stand expert.
20:49You tell me.
20:52Don't you know?
20:53Have you completely forgotten?
20:56How much I care about you.
20:58How could I?
21:01You never take your eyes off me.
21:04I looked away long enough last night, didn't I?
21:07What's happened?
21:11She's been throwing herself at that Max bloke across the street.
21:14For God's sake, we've all been walking on eggshells, and all she's interested in is
21:18having it off at the local lay.
21:20Calm down.
21:20This sounds like it's got out of hand.
21:23This morning's conversation wasn't about me, was it?
21:26I needed to know how she could be so close to him so suddenly, and she won't even let me
21:29anywhere near her.
21:30Don't you understand?
21:34I'm scared of feeling anything.
21:36I'm so frightened.
21:39Please.
21:41Somebody tell me it hasn't really happened.
21:44Please tell me he didn't really do it.
21:47Please, somebody.
21:51Help me.
21:54Mark's dead.
21:57And I don't know how I'm supposed to be.
22:17I can't stay long.
22:19What's our agent?
22:20Well, Susanna's come in, and she's reported the bag missing.
22:22What's that?
22:23Yeah, well, Mike's telling her to phone the police.
22:25And is she going to?
22:27Well, I don't think so.
22:28Well, what's the problem, then?
22:30Well, apparently she's got some photos of the kids, innit?
22:33Yeah, I never saw them.
22:35So don't you think we should dump it somewhere she can find it?
22:38Where did you dump it?
22:39Where?
22:40Dunno.
22:41Can't remember.
22:42You must do.
22:43Listen, forget about it.
22:45They're only stupid photographs of her and a stupid family.
22:49And anyway, she's got the real thing to look at, which is more than either of us can say,
22:52isn't it?
22:53I suppose so.
22:55Anyway, I wouldn't even bother using them credit cards.
22:58She's cancelled them.
22:59Too late.
23:00She wasn't quick enough, was she?
23:04Just a little present I organised earlier.
23:07And from me to me.
23:09On her credit card.
23:11Now that's what you call imagination.
23:15Oh, and speaking of which, she's also solved a little problem for us.
23:21What are they?
23:22Susanna's house keys.
23:24And I reckon that there is the one for the alarm.
23:29How it takes that?
23:30What are you planning?
23:33Oh, slow, you.
23:34Our first time, of course.
23:37In Susanna's house.
23:40Very thoughtful of her, don't you think?
23:54I think Mike's almost sticking up for Jackie because she's his sister.
23:57Even though she's in the wrong.
23:58Just phone Heath Bank up and ask them if they'll accept me.
24:00Look, James, forget about it.
24:02You're finished with the police.
24:03Someone's grasped me up to the council.
24:05And it's got you written all over it.
24:07I'm getting married in 12 weeks and my two best mates have fallen out.
24:10Look, don't let this drift.
24:12Make it up.
24:16They're hot and sexy, but are they worth the money?
24:19Driven test drives a clutch of coupes next here on 4.
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