00:02Are you giving out cigarettes?
00:04Cigarettes, miss?
00:05Don't come all clever with me, Atkins.
00:07You know it's against the rules to give away your property.
00:10Oh, and is it against the rules to show some Christian charity, miss?
00:13I'm warning you.
00:14If I catch you again, you're going straight on report.
00:17So think twice.
00:18I'll do that, miss.
00:20Twice.
00:22Twice.
00:22Bumbaya, my Lord, Bumbaya.
00:27Oh, Lord, Bumbaya.
00:31How do you say that for chapel?
00:34Why, I'm not breaking any rules, am I?
00:36Look, dear, when God was handing out the singing voices to your people,
00:40you must have been somewhere else.
00:42Nobody wants to hear you.
00:43But we all like a nice happy, clappy tune, Sylvia.
00:47Don't we, girls?
00:48Miss.
00:50What, cheers us up, don't it, miss?
00:51Yeah, look who's, miss.
00:54See, it's good for us, miss.
00:55It helps us cope with being on closed visits.
00:58You'd better learn something, Atkins.
01:00While I'm on duty, I tell you what's good for you.
01:04Now get your own rooms.
01:07Move it!
01:13What did I tell you?
01:15Back to yourself, now!
01:17Hurry up! Come on, move it!
01:23That's Atkins' woman!
01:24I knew she was trouble as soon as I saw her.
01:26How's that?
01:27Too much money.
01:28Too much having life her own sweet way.
01:31Well, she certainly likes her early morning lions.
01:34I tell you, where she was on remand, did you know this?
01:38Twenty-two pairs of shoes they found in her cell.
01:40Twenty-two?
01:41That's what we're up against.
01:43Twenty-two pairs of shoes and a shelf load of Chanel, according to her file.
01:46Oh.
01:47Anyway, I was going to say, can you book her in to see me today?
01:50I haven't had time to do her induction yet.
01:52Right.
01:53And I'll need to allocate her a personal officer.
01:58Oh, no.
02:13Julie.
02:14Listen, how do you fancy being in the Larkhall Tabernacle Gospel Choir?
02:18Hey, what?
02:18What?
02:19Well, it's like I was saying to the other girls.
02:20If we can't have our open visits, then we get a lot of attention at somewhere, haven't we?
02:25Yeah.
02:26And if the screws don't like it, then they'll have to sign our petition, won't they?
02:32Oh, yeah.
02:35Claire, aren't you?
02:40Bathroom's free.
02:41All right.
02:43You OK, Nicky?
02:45You're so lucky knowing you're going to get out of this shell.
02:48Well, San Francisco, that's where I'd be headed.
02:52Just start a whole new life.
02:54Then why don't you put your mind to it, Nicky?
02:57You could appeal.
02:59But, I mean, surely someone would take your case.
03:02What, lesbian cop killer?
03:04Yeah, very tabloid-friendly, that.
03:14Yvonne, every prisoner serving over 12 months is allocated a personal officer.
03:20What?
03:21You mean like I'll get one for myself?
03:24Well, the idea is that you have a particular officer looking out for your interests,
03:28and to help you make the best use of your time in custody.
03:30Oh, really?
03:32Oh, well, can I have that Mr McAllister, then, please?
03:34Mm-hm.
03:36Strangely enough, you don't get to choose.
03:38Eh?
03:39Well, on the basis of availability, I've allocated you Senior Officer Hollenby.
03:46Hollenby?
03:46Is that a problem?
03:48Well, it's lucky I get all the help I need from my husband and kids.
03:51Well, I'm glad that you've got supportive family, Yvonne.
03:55Oh, I've got the best love.
03:57Don't worry about me.
03:58Well, as long as you don't think they can help you by being rich.
04:01You're starting here in the same basic regime as every other new inmate.
04:05£2.50 a week, private cash, and that's your limit.
04:09All right.
04:11All right.
