00:00I love me some Cheetos.
00:02They're my weakness, I'll admit.
00:05Once I open up that bag, I have to fully commit.
00:08One handful turns to 20.
00:11I just keep reaching back, but that is not the qualm I have with this snack.
00:16I want a word with Chester Cheeto because they're the messiest chips,
00:21creating a dusty residue all over my fingertips.
00:25If I commit a crime right now, you'll say it looks obscene
00:29because I'm leaving my orange fingerprints all over the scene.
00:34You call yourself a cheetah?
00:37You're supposed to be sleek and fast.
00:39Why is your snack exploding dust on everything I grasp?
00:42I wind up licking all my fingers.
00:45Once I start, I cannot stop.
00:46I turn into a little kid, unsupervised, in a candy shop.
00:52I'm sick of orange evidence on everything I own.
00:56I'm sick of wiping down my screen after being on my phone.
01:00I shouldn't have to take a shower every time I have this snack.
01:04Just let me eat my Cheetos and have some dignity back.
01:08Yeah!
01:08Yeah!
01:09Yeah!
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