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Love island – S13 E20
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00:09You smell like rubber bands.
00:12What?
00:20You've heard the rumours.
00:22I do like mayonnaise.
00:23And there's no smoke without fire.
00:25What?
00:26Love Island Unseen Bits is about to lead you on a merry dance.
00:30With our collection of incredible unseen clips.
00:33Ah.
00:34It's time to walk the walk.
00:36Double O talk.
00:37Talk the talk.
00:41If I had to use one emoji for the rest of my life.
00:44Oh, that's a good one.
00:45I'd probably use, like, the...
00:47You know, the melting face one?
00:51The time for name-calling is over.
00:54Sorry, I'm busy painting here.
00:55Can you keep still, please?
00:57Because we all have skin in the game.
00:58Do I wet my face?
01:00Oh, my God.
01:02And we need our weekly fix-off.
01:04Snogging.
01:06Cracking on.
01:08Oh!
01:10And a shower of bombshells.
01:12Fish counts as seafood.
01:14Yeah, but fish is different.
01:15It's the love island Unseen Man!
01:43It's the love island Unseen Man!
01:44En una gran cama, cosy y brillante, los islandos dormían durante la noche.
01:50Habían 16 happy islandos, todos en un conjunto,
01:54sueñando sueños de sueños, como la luz se descaron.
01:58Trabajando, tímelo, tímelo, tímelo,
02:03little did they know that four would be off to stay,
02:08at a sleepover not that far away.
02:26I'm fucked now man, so fucked
02:28You have made your bed, do you need to lie in that?
02:30Oh my fucking days
02:35But while she was off in the land of Nod
02:39Lola was dreaming something quite odd
02:42It may sound rude, it may sound kinky
02:46But here is her dream about wee willy winky
02:55Tell me how to dream about you last night
02:57Did you?
02:57You're going to hate it
02:58So after this you were the aftercut for small willies
03:02And your dick was literally about the width of my finger
03:06But not even that size
03:08I need the smallest little ball back in the world like this
03:10Why don't you just feel like you used to
03:14Tell me why, tell me why
03:17Welcome to the dream of the unseen
03:21Don't shush boys, shake your tush
03:25So you're going to introduce me
03:28To all your friends, all your friends
03:31Packed full of the finest unhaired gems from the week
03:34Would that be shown on Unseen Bits?
03:37Hashtag scared
03:38Hashtag you can bet your life on it
03:40Oh my god
03:40Oh my god, oh my god
03:41Oh sorry, there's literally stinging me
03:43Can't cut with this
03:44No, what is it doing?
03:46Go away
03:47So click your fingers
03:49Can't do it
03:49If you can
03:51I can't, I've just got all the jingling
03:55But I can't do it tonight for some reason
03:57That's just like, yeah
03:58Yeah, that's just like stupid, doesn't it
04:00As we hop foot away into an hour of elegantly choreographed unseen bits
04:14And we start with the most pressing unseen club of the week that will have you in creases
04:19Why did they not iron it?
04:24Are you single?
04:25Are you single?
04:25Are you single?
04:26Are you single sheets pressed?
04:27I iron my bedsheet
04:28Yeah, my, my, I love an iron bedsheet
04:30Every Saturday afternoon I iron my bed
04:32How often do you change your sheet?
04:34Every week
04:34Yeah, every week
04:35So when I go out on a Saturday night
04:37It's kind of an ick
04:38I come home
04:38No, I think that's a green flag
04:40I iron with like house music on
04:42So I'm like
04:44And ironing
04:44Yeah, ironing
04:46It gets you going
04:47Yeah, it gets you ready for the evening
04:48Then I go out
04:49I have my fun
04:50You do that on a Saturday evening?
04:51No, Saturday afternoon
04:52Why not Sunday?
04:54Because
04:54Because he's got to get in his bed when he comes back from the night out
04:57Yeah, so I go on my night out
04:58I come back
04:59I shower
05:00I have two Ferrero Rochers
05:01A bottle of water
05:03And then I go to bed
05:06What's wrong with a Ferrero Rochers?
05:08I love a Ferrero Rochers
05:10That's just so niche
05:11Quite like an after eight
05:12Yeah
05:13But
05:14That's not really substantial enough
05:21Here's an unseen bit of Tommy showing that actually
05:24He's a bit of a poser
05:26I'm going to embarrass myself here
05:27Someone show me this move
05:28So you go like
05:29You go like
05:30The warrior thing there, right?
05:32Yeah
05:32And then this hand comes under there
05:35And you've got to link your hand, right?
05:37Link your hands
05:38Step this one in
05:40Fucking how?
05:41And lift that one up
05:42How did you do that?
05:43So you go into a warrior position there
05:47Yeah
05:47Right
05:48So put your left arm through your legs
05:51And then bring your right hand around
05:53And grab them
05:54No, I've not got the bag
05:56What was this?
05:57No, no, no
05:57Other way
05:58So put your left arm
05:59How the fuck can you connect them?
06:00Oh, yeah
06:00So put your left arm through there
06:01And like bring it like right up
06:02Right around the back of your arse
06:04Yeah
06:04And then grab it with your right hand
06:06Yeah
06:06And step your right leg in
06:08That's why I'm doing it right
06:09And then
06:10What the fuck?
06:11Like this
06:11Right
06:12And then like that
06:12How are you doing?
06:13How are you getting the arm connection?
06:15Like that
06:16So bring it on that way
06:18Oh, okay
06:19Like that
06:19Yeah, yeah
06:19And then
06:20Yeah
06:21Yay
06:22There's another one you can do
06:23Where you go like that
06:24What the fuck is she doing?
06:26I don't know
06:26Look at this
06:27What the fuck is that?
06:28That's a different one
06:29How the fuck should she do that?
06:30Yeah
06:31Can you do that one, Fitz?
06:32Where you just do the same but
06:34What the fuck?
06:35No, this is a skimming faceplant
06:36That's mental
06:36Yeah, I'm just going to go
06:37No, you don't do that
06:39Angel, we can't have your nose broken
06:40We can't get bigger
06:41Yeah
06:42This girl here, honestly
06:44Forget yoga with Tommy
06:46It's Lola who makes you feel the burn
07:04It's been said that Ellie has bagged herself the best connection in the villa
07:08So push your lips for a clutch of comments showing how totes bag emoch fans have been on socials
07:17Loved lipstick and perfume to hands iconic face with heart emoji face with heart emoji
07:25I love her in her handbag so cute loudly crying face emoji
07:32It's a Scottish thing we take our bags everywhere winky face with tongue emoji
07:41What's in the bag?
07:43We'd need a revealing face with monocle emoji starstruck emoji
07:54This is my thing, no matter where I'm going, right, I'll always have my mini LV with me
07:59Always
07:59Is that what your purse is, your LV?
08:01Yeah
08:01But I put everything in my handbag, I've got so much in my handbags at home
08:04But I have only, I only use my, I take it to the gym, I take it to somebody, I
08:08take it to work
08:08Inside my big work bag, I've got my mini handbag
08:11Because it has everything in it, it has my lip liner, it has my purse, it has my ID
08:14Your little cutie handbag
08:15Yeah
08:16But I have that, like everyone's like, in the girls' office are like
08:18Why the fuck do you have two handbags?
08:20And I'm like, because that's my work handbag and that's my always handbag
08:29Well, here on Unseen Bits, we have a world exclusive of Who Was In Ellie's Bag?
08:35Let's begin
08:38Obviously, got to have your hair clip for when you're putting your hair out, when you're by the beach
08:43When you're just, it's getting in your face
08:45We love a hair clip
08:47And this was a little flower one, it was cute
08:49Then, lip balm
08:51For when the lips are nice and moisturised
08:53We have my lip combo staple in the handbag
08:57But, there's a lot more in here and it's really getting heavy
09:01First, two lemons
09:02Next
09:05We have a whisk
09:06Just in case we need to stir some stuff up
09:08Let's see
09:10Cowboy hat
09:11Right
09:14A yoga mat
09:19We have my plant
09:22I just love my plant
09:25Well, it's all fair and well me showing you what's in the bag
09:29Good luck to me trying to get it back in that
09:32Because using the side, it's a bit of a side squeeze
09:36But we're going to give that a good go
09:38Another cracking clip in the bag
09:48The Love Island Villa may be a wifi free zone but Lorenzo and Tommy have found a way of getting
09:53on the net and having a text chat
09:55If I had to use one emoji for the rest of my life
09:58Ooh, that's a good one
09:59I'd probably use like the, you know the melting face one like on the side like
10:04And it's just like melting
10:05Because I feel like it could be used for so many things
10:08It could be like, I'm pissed, you know, I'm drunk
10:12Yeah
10:13I'm fed up
10:14Do you know the emoji where it's just like the fine face and it's got the
10:17What was the tongue out?
10:19It's got the tongue out to the side
10:21It's just like a little
10:22That one, yeah
10:25Is that where you text all the girls then?
10:27Is that how you make them fall in love with you?
10:28Because like, do you know when you say like
10:29Just get the tongue out
10:30Stupid little remark and then you send a
10:34It's quite funny, innit?
10:36And it's just like, it adds a little bit of character that comes in
10:38Yeah
10:39Sometimes it's hard to like, do you know when I'm texting something
10:42Like, I feel, almost feel like I need them to see my face
10:44And that's your face?
10:46And that's like a
10:47That's the closest thing to your face
10:50That one's so diverse, innit?
10:52It's like, you can, imagine you're saying
10:53I booked a late dinner so we can go from dinner straight into drinks
10:56See where the night goes after then give it a little
10:59It's a good cheeky little one, I like it
11:01Little one of them after, innit?
11:03Yeah, yeah, yeah
11:03Do it again
11:05Your tongue, you've got to stick the tongue out, I can't see it
11:12Oh, do you know what's a good one as well for you?
11:15The, the, er, the monkey
11:17With the hands over the eyes
11:18It's like the, oh no
11:20Do you know your speech?
11:23Yeah, yeah
11:24After your speech
11:25Like, if you, if you send a link to your speeches
11:27Oh
11:28To your mum or dad
11:29You'd follow it up with that
11:30No, I know, the one, you know what it's just like
11:32The, the mouth and the eyes are just like
11:36There's just nothing there
11:37Cause you've like made too many mistakes
11:38You're both flat
11:39Yeah
11:40It's just a line
11:41Yeah, it's just like
11:43Cause I fucked up again
11:44So yeah, that would probably be my emoji
11:47That's quite good, innit?
11:48So, so if me and you, if me and you were next to each other in a message
11:51You'd just be
11:52And I'd be
11:53Yeah
11:53Let's do it now
12:03This week myself and the Unseen Bits producers have had a bit of downtime
12:07So we went snorkeling
12:09And what beauty we came across in this sea
12:12A good knees two on their paddle board date
12:15Sup guys?
12:17It's like I'm proposing to your ankle
12:18This is what I wanted
12:20So Lola, we've been getting on really well
12:22And I just think it's time we tied a knot
12:24On your ankle
12:25And here are the bits of Lola and Sean's date you didn't get to see
12:30There we are, we just couldn't kelp ourselves
12:33How would you get this on your ankle man?
12:38I just already got
12:39Right
12:39I'm already getting better at this than you
12:41Okay, you ready?
12:41Do we need to take you for a tour?
12:43What?
12:43I'll stand here
12:45You get your
12:48I'm not having a good day
12:49This is the worst first day ever
12:53Okay, don't try, don't try
12:54Now how do I turn around to you?
12:55Don't turn around
12:56Oh my god
12:58No, babe, babe, babe, babe, babe, babe
12:59Wait, the stick's gone
13:00No, I can get the stick
13:01No, you can't
13:02No, I can't
13:03You can, Sam
13:09Oh dear, I think we might be getting a little too close
13:15Is that fishes?
13:16Do you say fishes?
13:17Yeah, fishes
13:18It's fish
13:19No, no, because there's more than one fish, it's fishes
13:20The plural of fish is fish, do you actually not know that?
13:23No, but fishes
13:25It's fish
13:26Okay, let's go
13:27Let's go
13:28We're still telling them we had tapas though
13:30Yeah, 100%
13:30Nice day, but even if it doesn't work out, there's plenty more fishes in the sea
13:35Oh dear
13:47I'm glad you could join me today
13:49I thought we'd paint a great big almighty mountain
13:53I think you'll really enjoy this one
13:56So come on everybody
13:57Bring out your paint brushes and let's get going
14:01Put your lips together
14:03That's not how I do it, but okay
14:04How would you normally do it?
14:05I can just go like
14:06I feel like Van Gogh
14:10I do?
14:12He's doing his painting right now
14:22Welcome to the Joy of Painting with Tommy
14:29Sorry I'm busy painting here, can you keep still please?
14:32I'm going to do the outline, like, you know them colouring books when you're a kid
14:35Yeah, you're not really meant to do the outline of the glasses, okay?
14:39This is beautiful
14:43Like the canvas for your work
14:46Oh, I've got to be on the top now
14:49Wait there, I'll get up
14:51Right, okay, I can feel you're going too far
14:53That is beautiful though
14:54Yeah?
14:56Not sure what you'd fetch in auction, Ellie
14:58But that clip was priceless
15:07Murphy's Law says that anything that can go wrong will go wrong
15:10So with a pair of Murphy brothers in the villa
15:12Something is bound to go wrong soon
15:14It's just a matter of waiting
15:22Yeah, there's nothing...
15:24There's nothing you've done within it, is there?
15:26Well, luckily we have run out of time
15:28So we'll have to come back after the break to find out
15:32What happened next?
15:48It's Love Island Unseen Bits, baby!
15:52So enough with the poses, we need to crack on
15:55Ready, set, go!
16:02We've kicked our way through the drama to find all the shocking moments that were missed
16:06Like that, don't you?
16:08Such as two islanders making an unexpected pass at each other
16:14Sorry, sorry, sorry
16:15No, this morning's going to melt
16:16Sorry
16:17And a close shave that ended in an outrageous blowjob
16:23This is a great service
16:28So look no further with your one-stop shop for exclusive hot-tongue action
16:33It's not really hot
16:34Ah, ah, ah
16:37Emo me in the face, man
16:38It's Love Island Slightly Bunt Bits
16:42Earlier we saw a clip of Kavan and Aiden sitting in silence
16:46But remember, silence can be deadly
16:47Well, here's...
16:49Ooh, I've been next
16:57Bro, that fucking stinks
17:00That's so rough
17:01Is that you? You just farted?
17:03Mate, that stinks
17:06What's wrong with you?
17:07You're on national TV
17:09Mate, it's so bad
17:26Shut up
17:31I did warn you
17:33I did warn you
17:38Here's an unseen clip that doesn't have a name
17:40I'm sure Lola has some ideas
17:44But I also like my favourite...
17:45I like when people first name, last name people
17:47I guess the posh boy thing
17:48You know when they're like...
17:50Rufus Alistair or something
17:51Do you know what I mean?
17:52I like that
17:52Rufus?
17:53I think I'll call one of my kids Romeo
17:55Romeo
17:56Like the Beckhams?
17:57Romeo Murphy
17:58I'm calling my son Junior
18:00Sam Roth Junior, SJ
18:01That's cute
18:02I might just call...
18:03Yeah, just call him my name
18:05But just add Junior in the end
18:06AJ
18:07AJ
18:08AJ
18:08AJ
18:09Yes
18:10Aidan Junior
18:12That's a great name
18:13AJ
18:13AJ Murphy
18:14How would you spell it though?
18:16For A-Y-E-J-A-Y
18:18What?
18:18AJ
18:20No
18:20Stop talking
18:21No, darling
18:22That's crazy
18:23No
18:24This is when I say you're from Essie
18:26No, because how...
18:27AJ
18:27How can you have like a two-letter name?
18:29No, it's not because...
18:30Yes
18:31Junior
18:32So it's A-J
18:32J, nickname
18:33It's just the nickname
18:34That's not his name, is it?
18:35No, I know his nickname is AJ
18:36But why would you start throwing letters into AJ when it's literally just his initials?
18:39Well, because you said his name's going to be AJ
18:41But his name's not
18:41Well, that's what everyone would call him
18:44Aidan Junior
18:44I was going to call him AJ
18:45Yeah
18:46Yeah
18:46No, it wouldn't be Aidan Murphy Junior
18:48So on the birth certificate you're not going to go A-Y-J
18:51No, Aidan Junior Murphy
18:53Aidan Junior Murphy
18:54Yeah, I know it's a bit backwards but it sounds better
18:56Because you can say AJ
18:57AJ
19:00Aw, thanks guys, you just named my first kid
19:03I did think about calling my kid Chevrolet now as well
19:06Chevy
19:07Chevy
19:08I want to call my kid Spurs
19:10That might explain how my best mate Sheffield Wednesday Volkswagen Beetle got his name
19:23The mountains of Mallorca share a lot in common with the Highlands of Scotland
19:26For one, they are both famous for their flings
19:30So your foot's here, you point it out
19:32And you just go back, front, back, front around your knee
19:35Yeah
19:35So you just basically do it with a jump
19:37Oh
19:38Okay
19:39So
19:40What the
19:41And then
19:43So a lot of jumping
19:45It's all jumping
19:46It's all jumping
19:46So good
19:47Bloody hell, this is calorie deficit right here
19:50For jumping
19:51There was like em, basically there's swords crossed like this on the ground and you need to jump over them
19:58That was basically it
19:59Lana's falling in the sword
20:01Your hands need to be glued here
20:03Your hands need to be glued on your face
20:05They're actually good
20:05And you're actually just
20:06That's so cute
20:07I know
20:08And then you're doing that over the sword
20:10You need to jump back over the other side of the sword
20:14And then when you go down in a circle you need to go right behind the sword
20:17What if I just did this?
20:19Yeah, that'll work
20:20Fuck it
20:31Earlier in the week Lorenzo and Yaz lipsed on the terrace
20:34But were they moving in the right direction?
20:37Can we try the other way?
20:39Yeah, go on then
20:39What, me this way?
20:40Yeah, what way do you normally go?
20:42Why don't we go that way?
20:43Why don't we go that way?
20:44I'll try
20:46It may be called French kissing
20:48But snogging is not like driving in Europe Lorenzo
20:50You don't have to do it on the other side
20:53Time for the boys to give Lorenzo an unseen bit of advice
20:56Before he retakes his snogging theory test
20:59Remember just pick one side and stick with it
21:01Don't go
21:02Let's change this side
21:03It's always this side
21:04You going that way, I going the other way
21:05I am left handed, but I go this way
21:08You're left handed?
21:09I'm right handed, I go left
21:10I'm left handed, I go right
21:11Because I feel it's easier to put your right hand up on the face then
21:13Yes, then I get my left hand
21:15Ah, yes
21:15What about you Simba?
21:16I go right
21:17You go right, yeah
21:18You're right all the way?
21:20Yeah, I go
21:21Yeah, right
21:21You have to put the tongue out
21:24What way do you?
21:25Have to go out
21:25Yeah, that's what I do
21:27No, I like this way
21:29Yeah
21:29And that way
21:30But when it's intense, I'll go to the left
21:32Oh
21:32Oh
21:33Is that like turbo mode?
21:35Yeah, turbo
21:35Switch up
21:36Sport mode plus
21:37Sport mode, he's here
21:38And then he's like, okay, we need to go up a few gears
21:40Let's go this side
21:40Right, we're shifting gears
21:43Basically Lorenzo, state of neutral
21:44No tailgating
21:45And at all costs
21:46Do not pump the gas
21:53This next unseen clip will give a flavour of what's really going on in the villa
21:57All the boys are hot
21:58So all the girls?
22:01All the flavours?
22:01There's a lot of gorgeous people in here, huh?
22:03All the flavours?
22:04Yeah, all the flavours, that is true
22:07There actually are all the flavours
22:09Who's strawberry?
22:11Is he vanilla?
22:13No, I was going to say he's strawberry
22:15Strawberry?
22:16Obviously I said you don't know the story
22:18Fruity
22:19Where did strawberry come from?
22:21What's Cav?
22:22He's like a bourbon vanilla
22:23He's like, um, no, he's dolce de leche
22:27Dolce de leche?
22:29What's that?
22:30The sweet milk one
22:32Sweet milk
22:33So you're not white white
22:34Yeah, you're like sweet, you're spicy white
22:36What, are we talking about in the bedroom here?
22:38Just your vibe
22:39Just in general
22:39You're not like
22:40You're a coffee tiramisu
22:42Mmm, I love tiramisu as well
22:44That's you
22:44What am I?
22:46You're caramel
22:46Period
22:47Ellie's like iron brew
22:49You're losing me guys
22:51It's Italy
22:52What are we talking here?
22:53Just like vibes
22:54What's Aiden then?
22:55Vibes?
22:55So we're not talking in the bedroom?
22:56No, Aiden's like
22:58There's too many vanilla
22:59Vanilla
23:00He's like a classic
23:00Oh no, he's like
23:02You know the bubblegum flavour
23:05A bit of fun?
23:06Yeah
23:06Yeah, I hear that
23:07Bubblegum
23:08What's Fitzy?
23:09Fitzy's all reliable
23:12I just got us all the same
23:13Thank you love
23:14Cheers Ellie
23:15Strawberry twist
23:16Do you know what?
23:16Thanks
23:17No strawberry twist for me
23:19I'm more of a Mr. Whippy man myself
23:27Here's an unseen bit of the boys training in the gym
23:30They're supposed to be doing pull downs or pull ups
23:33But this turned into put downs
23:34Lorenzo you got like a high jumper build
23:36I don't know what that means
23:38You got like a
23:39Like
23:40The build of an athlete
23:41That's good at jumping
23:42That's what I'm trying to say
23:43What does that look like?
23:45No but
23:45For fuck's sakes bro
23:47When I look at you I just think
23:48Yeah like pole vault
23:49High jump
23:50You know
23:51The jumping
23:51The jumping ones
23:53God
23:54Give us a little jump over here
23:55Jump over his arm
23:56No
23:56Go jump over his arm
23:57No I'm not a good runner or jumper
23:59I'll give it a go first
24:00I can't even remember what a pole vault does
24:04Yes
24:04Yes
24:06Where's my pole?
24:08No
24:08No pole
24:09It's one of these you have to get the knees out
24:10I need my pole
24:14Yes
24:17It nearly went over
24:19Well
24:20Yeah maybe not
24:22Maybe not a high jump
24:24Have confidence in yourself Lorenzo
24:26You are stretchier than you think
24:29You smell like rubber bands
24:31What?
24:33You smell like rubber bands
24:36It's this summer's hottest new fragrance
24:40Eau de Lorenzo
24:42With notes of passion fruit
24:44Battery acid
24:45And burnt rubber
24:49I didn't get the passion fruit
24:51From it
24:52I'll let them know
24:53Yeah let them know
24:54Maybe they can tweak their ingredients
24:57Mmm
24:59Eau de Lorenzo is significantly probing to last at least twice as long as other scents
25:05You still smell like rubber bands
25:07Can you not say that?
25:09I'm sorry you do
25:10It's not rubber bands
25:11Everyone's going to be thinking that you smell weird
25:13Yeah can you fuck off?
25:16Eau de Lorenzo
25:18Eau de Lorenzo
25:18Guarantees to get the girls sniffing around
25:22It's like your arms
25:24What?
25:26It is
25:27You're going to have like a new aftershave like sponsorship after this
25:30Eau de Lorenzo
25:32Keep your emotions
25:34In a bottle
25:36Eau de Lorenzo
25:57Eau de Lorenzo
26:00Eau de Lorenzo
26:02Eau de Lorenzo
26:06Eau de Lorenzo
26:07Show how I flow around on the mat a little bit
26:09So yeah let's get into it
26:10Welcome back to Love Island on the Mets
26:13Where Jordi, Yogi, Tommy has turned the beach hut into a wellness studio
26:18The shoulders have got to be back, they've got to be dropped
26:21Feel it in your core, feel the stretch
26:27Come on everyone, shake those chakras
26:29It's giving banana in my jaw
26:31I've got absolutely fuck all to shake but it's still moot
26:35It goes
26:35It goes
26:36All you hear is
26:38That's my bones
26:39I said chakras, Ellie
26:42We have lots of food for thoughts
26:44I think I put Maeve's onto something
26:46No he definitely didn't
26:47Ketchup sandwich
26:48Did you just have plain bread with ketchup?
26:50Yeah
26:50Two pieces of bread, ketchup
26:52I don't even like ketchup
26:54As we offer up clips so unseen they will literally have you rolling on the floor in laughter
26:58You just pull your body over
27:01You can actually hear my back crack in there
27:02And let the sun shine on the air
27:06And seeing stars
27:08Ah, fuck
27:11Ah, fucking bastard
27:13Brace yourselves for a finely balanced selection of unseen bits that flip the world as you know it on its
27:19head
27:21Boom
27:21Thanks Tommy
27:23Namaste
27:33Let's move to another unseen clip
27:36And everyone was walking the line like model islanders
27:40I'm trying to learn the model walk
27:42Shoulders back
27:43Shoulders back
27:44Shoulders back
27:44It's just a little bit of a swear
27:47Hey that's too much
27:48Is that too high?
27:50Do you want another demo coming down here?
27:51Go on let me and you do it
27:52Come on
27:53Yeah, yeah, yeah
27:53It's just a little nonchalant
27:55Never had high contact with anybody ready
27:57Na na na na na na na
27:59The runway walk
28:00Na na na na na na na
28:02Hey, we're bobbing too much
28:04That's too quick
28:05That's too quick
28:06Nah, that's the pace
28:07Normally for a runway that's the pace innit?
28:09What is there a beat?
28:10Is there?
28:10There's just like something
28:11Yeah, there's a bit to it
28:12Boom, boom, boom
28:13It's hard innit?
28:14Of course
28:14Do you reckon you could like do the modelling?
28:15Yeah
28:15Wanna do a water me?
28:18Now I've got my new fit on
28:19I want to do one after
28:21Where from here?
28:22Yeah, we'll go from this plane here
28:24No eye contact
28:25Just a little bob
28:26I do need a bit of advice
28:28Before I go into this don't go
28:30What do I do?
28:31How do I approach it like?
28:32Ready?
28:39What are the boys doing?
28:48Yes, come
28:49Come do it with me
28:51Do you need in between the bow for them?
28:52Like he moves too much
28:53He moves too little
28:54Right, hold on
28:54Go on
28:55Stand by
28:56Three, two, one, go!
29:12Oh my god, they're actually divas
29:19Here's a top secret, highly confidential, unseen training video from the LIA, the Love Island Army
29:25It's a purely defensive force committed to the surveillance of bombshells before active engagement
29:31So everyone here, if the two bombshell girls come in, everyone here is open to get to know them?
29:35Exactly, yeah, 100%
29:36Bare from me
29:37Apart from Fitzy's
29:37Well I'll get to know them from the point of view of finding out who they fancy
29:40I'll be the man on the inside
29:42You can wingman
29:42I'll wingman you
29:43Yeah
29:44We call him every now and then, he's not there every night, he's not on the front line with us
29:48all the time
29:48But every now and then, when the general needs him, I'll call him up
29:51He deals with our inside information, fine
29:54He's SAS commander
29:55That is my position
29:56Double O-Tart
29:57I'm whatever you need me to be
29:59Double O-Tart
30:00Can we just go round quickly so I know where we all stand here?
30:03I'm captain
30:04I'm private
30:05No, I'm lieutenant
30:06You're lieutenant
30:06You're general
30:08SAS
30:08SAS
30:09Just to clarify, who's number one? You?
30:11Yeah
30:11I'm SAS, so I can float in about wherever I'm at
30:14I don't really have a rank
30:15A Medal of Honour is a wash bag
30:16The general's got how many wash bags? Have you got four?
30:18I've got four
30:19He's got four wash bags
30:20I've got two big wash bags
30:22I've only got one wash bag
30:23Have you got three?
30:24I've got three
30:25I've got three
30:25It all works then, yeah
30:26Go on Aidan then, give us a rundown what's the process is
30:29No, no, no, yeah
30:30Well, Cadet's not going
30:31Who told you to speak?
30:33Slow down, Cadet
30:35Chill out
30:36I can say that as well
30:37Yeah, he can say that
30:37Slow the fuck down
30:40Right, now march
30:42Good debrief
30:43Everyone's in a good position
30:44Do you want to lead us general?
30:45Three, two, one
30:47Top Tarts
30:50Oh, oh, oh
30:51I know
30:53How hot is that?
30:55Sorry to peel rank lads
30:56But the onwards march of unseen bets continues
31:06The Islanders received a text this week
31:08Cavan, Simba, Mika and Yasmin
31:12Four bombshells want to meet you for a sleepover
31:17A car is waiting for you outside
31:19Pack your bags and leave the villa immediately
31:23And Jeepers Creepers
31:25Before they knew it
31:25They were rushing off to the sleepover
31:27As fast as possible to rush
31:28When you're filming in slow-mo
31:31Truth is they took so long to get here
31:33That the grass had grown up around
31:35Our magnificent four bombshells
31:38Tina
31:40Finley
31:42Hallie
31:44Cheddy
31:45And they had to walk all the way from Palma Airport
31:49Through the Mayorkan countryside
31:51Which in cork wedges is no mean feat
31:56But there was definitely some kind of buzz about them
32:00Or on them
32:02Come on, chop chop
32:04You're going to be late walking at that pace
32:07And they were so exhausted when they got to the sleepover
32:10They just kept doing everything in slow-mo
32:12But once the islanders finally arrived
32:15It was full speed ahead
32:16What's your favourite food?
32:18Do you like a bit of sea bass in it?
32:19You're not into fish?
32:19No
32:20I like fish
32:21But I don't like seafood
32:24I like fish?
32:25Yeah, but
32:25Oh, you like fish but you're not eating the fish?
32:28No, I like fish
32:29What are you going on about?
32:30What are you going on about?
32:31What are you going on about?
32:31Um, I study public relations
32:33Okay
32:34Do you know what that's PR?
32:36I don't know what that is
32:36You don't know what that is?
32:37Yeah, I don't know what that is
32:38I like fish
32:39But I don't like seafood
32:41What's the difference?
32:43I like seafood like prawns and that
32:47What?
32:48What?
32:49What?
32:50Fish counts as seafood
32:51Yeah, but fish is different
32:52So what fish do you like?
32:54Like just fish?
32:55I've got like a foot stitch, man, oh my God
32:58Fuck, it's like crap
33:01Sorry, I got rid of it
33:01It's okay
33:02I do love a foot tattoo
33:04Do you?
33:04I do love like a foot ankle tattoo
33:06Do you like feet?
33:06I do like feet
33:07You've got a nice feet
33:07That's one of the first things I saw
33:09Really?
33:10Do you want to know a secret?
33:11I have two toes joined together
33:12You're lying
33:15I swear to you
33:18I've got some of my hair
33:19What?
33:20I've got some of my hair
33:20No, I'm just looking at you
33:22Look
33:22Oh, okay
33:23That's not that bad
33:24I think they look cute
33:26Oh, okay, that's cute
33:27That's all right
33:27They look better than normal feet
33:28I thought you meant like
33:29Like they're just together
33:30Oh, no, no, no
33:31Like all the way
33:32Just like a bit of the skin is like together
33:34Do you speak Welsh?
33:35So I used to speak better Welsh than English
33:38Until I was 16
33:39Can you teach me a word?
33:40Yeah, I can say like
33:41I love you
33:42Like little woods
33:43But I think if I sat there and almost sit somewhere
33:45Please don't say that to me
33:47Right, are you laughing?
33:49I like fish, but I like seafood
33:51I'd still eat it
33:53But I don't like it
33:54What's your name, Riley?
33:55Riley!
33:56Oh, that's crazy
33:57What is it?
33:58Finn
33:59Oh, Finn
33:59Where do I get Riley from?
34:01That's why you're not Riley
34:02I've never been with a Finley before
34:04You were the Finn though
34:05Finn?
34:06Finn
34:06I've never been with a Finn either
34:07What would be your ideal date?
34:10I'd want to do something fun
34:12Would you?
34:12Like skydiving
34:13Should we do it?
34:14For our first date?
34:15What are we doing base?
34:16Yeah, let's go skydiving
34:17I think that would be my ideal date
34:18There's not very much like
34:19To do
34:20Talking wise though
34:21Do you know what I mean?
34:22True
34:22Imagine how we get to know each other
34:23As we're flying down the air
34:24On a first date?
34:26Yeah
34:26I never thought of it like that
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36:06The party's in full swing on Love Island Unseen bit so strap on your heels and strut your stuff
36:12Be ready
36:17Will Paris get me in Paris?
36:20We're working our way back through the last days of the action to bring you everything that went unseen
36:25Like this big pink wall
36:27Oh f*****g I nearly left the side of the wall
36:30We're here to mop up all the steamy moments that you didn't get to see
36:34What?
36:35So relax because we have some cracking clips on the way
36:42Ohhhh
36:43Strike a pose
36:44It's the final part of Love Island Unseen bit
36:53Earlier we saw the boys enrolling themselves into their Top Tarts army
36:57And here is the secret skin care routine that gets the Top Tarts started up
37:05It's like a sponsored silence in here
37:07We're focusing Tommy
37:10Let's see if you know the next step
37:12See if I know the next step?
37:13If you know the next step this is huge
37:14Toner
37:17Mmm, technically you're not wrong
37:20Just not right
37:21So do I...
37:22Do I wet my face?
37:24Yeah
37:24What, before this?
37:26Yeah
37:26Okay
37:27Do you know how to put the toner on?
37:29I've done one already
37:30What, I did?
37:31I've started earlier
37:32Look at him go, look at the lip balm
37:34That's not lip balm, it's lip oil
37:36Lip oil
37:37Then you put this on, don't you?
37:39Yeah
37:40This is the next one
37:41I don't know what step you're on
37:42Yeah, that's the toner
37:43Yeah, that's the toner, that goes next
37:45Why all three fingers?
37:46You've done four fingers?
37:47I don't even know what I'm doing
37:48Right, quick rub it in before it dries
37:50Oh my god
37:51We're done with this one, yeah?
37:53Yeah
37:53I know we're gonna go for the eyes
37:55Yes
37:57This is insane
37:58That's too much
37:59That's too much now
38:00What the hell is this?
38:01She's taking the fucking piss
38:01Sorry, I'm sorry guys
38:03Respect the butter
38:04I'm looting
38:05Everyone's getting mad
38:06I'm sorry
38:07No
38:07We're going right under
38:10Sorry
38:10Right under the eyes
38:11I'm forgetting
38:12General, if I may
38:14Are we ready for a lymphatic drainage?
38:16They're not ready for that yet
38:18Fucking nippies
38:20You're getting demoted after this performance, mate
38:23I get demoted
38:24You've been embarrassed yourself
38:24You're not going down with it, mate
38:25You've been embarrassed yourself
38:26I can't get any lower
38:28Just a little bit
38:28Just a little bit
38:29You've got to open the nodes, sir
38:31Right then, boys
38:32We all finished with a little spritz
38:34Yes
38:36What's up?
38:37Are you?
38:38Private one
38:40Thank you so much
38:40Who does the generals?
38:43The general's doing all the work
38:44No, he looks after his workers
38:47That was a little treat for you guys
38:49Well done
38:50Yes
38:51Well done
38:52Pleasure doing business
38:53Well done
38:54Skin care for me involves my mum spitting on the core of a hand cane rubbing it on my face
38:58It's tricky when I'm working away, though
39:00So she posts me tubs of saliva so I can do it myself
39:04Pull out, boys
39:10What quality, though?
39:12That's too funny
39:20This next unseen bit proves why you should never leave your phone lying around
39:26It's Lorenzo's phone here
39:29Oh, Lorenzo's...
39:30He's so fucking...
39:35It's me
39:37Why does he do this?
39:39See if it's anyone else
39:40I'd bat him
39:40See if it's Lorenzo
39:41It's fine
39:42Oh, cute girl
39:44Oh, I love him
39:45So fucking cute
39:46Is there a reason he did it?
39:47Is there a reason why it looks like he's in the Berlin dancing?
39:51Literally
39:55Is there a reason?
39:57That's why he got so many photos
40:02Did he get photos of you?
40:05I can't even breathe around this guy
40:07Oh
40:08No, this one is fucking funny
40:10They need deleted immediately
40:15Feels like he's gonna make so many WhatsApp stickers of me
40:18I thought for fuck's sake
40:20Oh my god
40:22His phone does need to be confiscated
40:24Like, I can't even just be sat there
40:39I can't wait to show him that
40:41That is amazing
40:52I can't wait to show you
40:54I can't wait to show you
40:54I can't wait to show you
40:56Nowhere safe
40:57That is one serious photo dump, girls
40:59But not as serious as the dumping of Namibian Sam
41:03So, the boy I would like to steal is...
41:06Tommy
41:07So, the girl I would like to steal is...
41:10Ellie
41:11The girl I would like to steal is...
41:13Mika
41:13So, the boy I would like to steal is...
41:16Aidan
41:17Sam in Namibia, you are now single and therefore dumped from the island
41:20At least we have some pictures to remember you by
41:23Oh wait, maybe not those ones
41:36It's time for Beach a Bonanza!
41:41Beach a Bonanza! Woo! Yay!
41:46I asked the islanders what their cheesiest DMs were
41:50Oh, I've received so many, so many weird, weird, weird, weird DMs
41:55In my life
41:56Oh, I know you're a teacher
41:57I bet you could teach me a thing or two in bed
41:59Just like...
41:59That wasn't cringy
42:00I actually liked that one to be honest
42:01Someone messaged me saying
42:03Can I call you Jasmine without the jazz?
42:07So, can I call you mine?
42:10Which is quite good
42:12And if he was hot I would have replied
42:14Something cringy like
42:15Are you a controller?
42:17Dot, dot, dot
42:18Because I'm not trying to play you?
42:19And then sent like a controller emoji
42:23A girl sent a picture of a dog
42:25Sorry, my dog went missing
42:27Thank you for finding him
42:29So I DM'd this girl
42:30And I sent her an emoji of a football
42:33And then a fence
42:35And I said sorry, I kicked my board over my fence
42:37But whilst I'm here, how are you?
42:41I was young
42:42I get a lot of, can I ask you a question?
42:45And I'm like, no you can't
42:47The only way I can describe it is like a Bible verse
42:50That he had made up himself
42:52And it was the most raunchiest thing
42:54And cringiest thing I'd ever seen in my life
42:57I actually can't even say half of the stuff that was in it
43:00Very ballsy, to be honest
43:02Are you from Tennessee?
43:04Because you're the only Tennessee
43:05And I was like
43:07You need to get original
43:08Don't ever see how that was
43:09I have DM'd celebrities before
43:13You just think, oh, do you know what?
43:15Shoot my shot
43:15And then you wake up in the morning
43:16And you think, well, it's an absolute embarrassment
43:19I'd just be telling them they're shaped like a white glass
43:21Which is a good thing
43:22And they all take it like a good thing
43:23No one's ever taken it as a bad thing
43:24I sent a boy a message and it said
43:27If you feel something weird, don't fight it
43:30I'm just manifesting you
43:32That's so cringy, isn't it?
43:34Did I get a reply back? No
43:36We've all had a guy ask for feet pics
43:38Might have been there, done it, who knows?
43:41Well, she requested that I
43:42She send her some pictures of my feet
43:44I don't know why
43:45My feet, they're not in the best of Nick
43:47You know what I mean?
43:48I've had some pretty weird requests in my day
43:50I've had a few people kind of message me
43:52For some old pairs of socks
43:54What actually goes through these people's heads?
43:56Did I definitely have someone message me?
43:58I can't remember the exact wording
43:59But it was saying about mayonnaise
44:00And it like started this discussion about mayonnaise
44:03Which was like weirdly engaging
44:05Because it's definitely better than like a
44:06Hey, kiss or something crap like that
44:09But I do like mayonnaise
44:10So it did weirdly work
44:15Come back next time for some more
44:18Pija Bonanza
44:22I think we have time to squeeze in just one more clip
44:25If the boys can get round to it
44:27No, go round, go round, yeah, yeah, yeah
44:32We could get a good thing going here, you know
44:37We could get a good thing going here, you know
44:37The commander's taking us for a walk
44:43What are you doing?
44:45We're walking round the garden for a walk
44:45Just going for a walk
44:46We're eating Oreos and burning them off
44:48Sorry to pull rank lads
44:49But I'm under strict orders to sign out
44:51Our time is up
44:52Until next time
44:54Auburn out
44:55Bye-bye
45:24Bye-bye
45:25Bye-bye
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