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Love island UK – S13 E20
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00:09You smell like rubber bands.
00:12What?
00:20You've heard the rumours.
00:22I do like mayonnaise.
00:23And there's no smoke without fire.
00:25What?
00:26Love Island Unseen Bits is about to lead you on a merry dance.
00:30With our collection of incredible unseen clips.
00:33Ah.
00:34It's time to walk the walk.
00:36Double O talk.
00:37Talk the talk.
00:41If I had to use one emoji for the rest of my life.
00:44Oh, that's a good one.
00:45I'd probably use, like, the...
00:47You know, the melting face one?
00:51The time for name-calling is over.
00:54Sorry, I'm busy painting here.
00:55Can you keep still, please?
00:57Because we all have skin in the game.
00:58Do I wet my face?
01:00Oh, my God.
01:02And we need our weekly fix-off.
01:04Snogging.
01:06Cracking on.
01:08Oh!
01:10And a shower of bombshells.
01:12Fish counts as seafood.
01:14Yeah, but fish is different.
01:15It's the love island Unseen Man!
01:18Yeah, but fish is different.
01:44Woo-hoo!
01:44And one big bedroom cozy and bright,
01:47the island's very happy.
01:48¡Suscríbete al canal!
02:18They sweetly slept safe and warm
02:22Unaware of the approaching storm
02:25I'm fucked now, man
02:27So fucked
02:28You have made your bed, do you need to lie in that?
02:30Oh, my fucking days
02:35But while she was off in the land of Nod
02:39Lola was dreaming something quite odd
02:42It may sound rude
02:44It may sound kinky
02:46But here is her dream
02:48About wee willy winky
02:55Tell me how to dream about you last night
02:57Did you?
02:58You're going to hate it
02:58So after this, you were the aftercut for small willies
03:02And your dick was literally about
03:03Like the width
03:05Nice
03:06But not even that size
03:08I need the smallest little ball back
03:29And a lot like this
03:40Oh, my God
03:40Oh, my God, oh, my God
03:41Oh, sorry, there's literally stinging me
03:43Can't cut with this
03:44No, what is it doing?
03:46Go away
03:47So, click your fingers
03:49Can't do it
03:49If you can
03:51I can't, I've just got all the jingling
03:55But I can't do it tonight for some reason
03:56That's just like
03:57Yeah, that just looks stupid, doesn't it?
04:00As we hop foot away into an hour of elegantly choreographed unseen bits
04:05And we start with the most pressing unseen clip of the week
04:17That will have you increases
04:19Why did they not iron it?
04:24Are you serious?
04:25Are you serious?
04:26Are you serious?
04:27I iron my bedsheet
04:28Yeah, I love an iron bedsheet
04:30Every Saturday afternoon, I iron my bed
04:32How often do you change your sheet?
04:34Every week
04:34Yeah, every week
04:35So when I go out on a Saturday night
04:37It's kind of an ick
04:38I come home
04:38No, I think that's a green flag
04:40I iron with like house music on
04:42So I'm like
04:44And ironing
04:44Yeah, ironing
04:46You get she going
04:47That makes it a bit better
04:47Yeah, it gets you ready for the evening
04:48Then I go out
04:49I have my fun
04:50You do that on a Saturday evening?
04:51No, Saturday afternoon
04:52Why not Sunday?
04:54Because
04:54Because he's got to get in his bed
04:55When he comes back from the night out
04:57Yeah, so I go on my night out
04:58I come back
04:59I shower
05:00I have two Ferrero Roches
05:01A bottle of water
05:03And then I go to bed
05:06What's wrong with a Ferrero Roche?
05:08I love a Ferrero Roche
05:10That's just so niche
05:11Quite like an after eight
05:12Yeah
05:13But that's not really substantial enough
05:21Here's an unseen bit of Tommy showing that actually
05:24He's a bit of a poser
05:26Oh, I'm going to embarrass myself here
05:27Someone show me this move
05:28So you go like
05:29You go like
05:30The warrior thing there, right?
05:32Yeah
05:32And then this hand comes under there
05:35And you've got to link your hand, right?
05:37Link your hands
05:38Step this one in
05:40Fucking how?
05:41And lift that one up
05:42How did you do that?
05:44So you go into a warrior position
05:46There
05:47Yeah
05:47Right
05:48So put your left arm through your legs
05:51And then bring your right hand round
05:53And grab them
05:54No, I've not got the bag
05:56What was this?
05:57No, no, no, no
05:57Other way
05:58So put your left arm
05:59How the fuck can you connect them?
06:00Oh, yeah
06:00Put your left arm through there
06:01And bring it right up
06:02Round the back of your arse
06:04Yeah
06:04And then grab it with your right hand
06:06Yeah
06:06No, no
06:06Step your right leg in
06:08That's why I'm doing it right
06:09And then
06:10What the fuck?
06:11Like this
06:11Right
06:12And then like that
06:12How are you doing?
06:13How are you getting the arm connection?
06:15Like that
06:16So bring it on that way
06:18Oh, okay, like that
06:19Yeah, yeah
06:19And then
06:20Yeah
06:21Yay
06:22Yay
06:22There's another one you can do
06:23Where you go like
06:23Where you go like that
06:24What the fuck is she doing?
06:26I don't know
06:26Look at this
06:27Round the round
06:27What the fuck is that?
06:28That's a different one
06:29How the fuck should she do that?
06:30Yeah
06:30Can you do that one, Fitz?
06:32Where you just do the same, but
06:34What the fuck?
06:35No, this is a skimming faceplant
06:36That's mental
06:36Yeah, I'm just going to go
06:37No, don't do that
06:39Angie, we can't have your nose broken
06:40We can't get it get bigger
06:42This girl here, honestly
06:45Forget yoga with Tommy
06:46It's Lola who makes you feel the burn
07:04It's been said that Ellie has bagged herself the best connection in the villa
07:08So push your lips for a clutch of comments showing how totes bagger moch fans have been on socials
07:17Love it, lipstick and perfume to hands iconic
07:20Face with heart emoji, face with heart emoji
07:26I love her, Lena, and bag so cute
07:29Loudly crying face emoji
07:32It's a Scottish thing, we take our bags everywhere
07:36Winky face with tongue emoji
07:41What's in the bag?
07:43We'd need a revealing face with monocle emoji
07:47Starstruck emoji
07:54This is my thing, no matter where I'm going, right, I'll always have my mini LV with me
07:59Always
08:00Is that what your purpose is, your LV?
08:01Yeah, but I put everything in my handbag
08:03I've got so much in my handbags at home
08:04But I only use my, I take it to the gym
08:07I take it to some bed, I take it to work
08:08Inside my big work bag, I've got my mini handbag
08:11Because it has everything
08:12And it has my lip liner, it has my purse
08:14It has my ID
08:14Your little cutie handbag
08:15Yeah, I have that, like, everyone's in the girls' office, they're like, why the fuck do you have two handbags?
08:20And I'm like, because that's my work handbag, and that's my always handbag
08:29Well, here on Unseen Bits, we have a world exclusive of Who Was In Ellie's Bag?
08:35Let's begin
08:38Obviously, got to have your hair clip for when you're putting your hair up, when you're by the beach, when
08:43it's getting in your face
08:45We love a hair clip, and this one's a little flower one, it's cute
08:49Then, lip balm
08:51For when the lips are nice and moisturised
08:53We have my lip combo staple in the handbag
08:57But, there's a lot more in here, and it's really getting heavy
09:01First, two lemons
09:02Next
09:05We have a whisk
09:06Just in case we need to stir some stuff up
09:08Let's see
09:11Cowboy hat
09:11Right
09:14A yoga mat
09:19We have my plant
09:22I just love my plant
09:25Well, it's all fair and well me showing you what's in the bag
09:29Good luck to me trying to get it back in that
09:31Because, you see, it's a bit of a tight squeeze
09:36But we're going to give that a good go
09:38Another cracking clip in the bag
09:48The Love Island Villa may be a Wi-Fi free zone, but Lorenzo and Tommy have found a way of
09:52getting on the net and having a text chat
09:55Well, if I had to use one emoji for the rest of my life
09:58Oh, that's a good one
09:59I'd probably use, like, the, you know, the melting face one, like, on the side, like
10:04And it's just, like, melted
10:05Because I feel like it could be used for so many things
10:08It could be, like, I'm pissed
10:10You know, I'm drunk
10:12Yeah
10:13I'm fed up
10:14Do you know the emoji where it's just, like, the final face and it's got the
10:17What, the tongue out?
10:19It's got the tongue out to the side
10:21It's just, like, a little
10:22That one, dude
10:25Is that where you text all the girls, then?
10:27Is that how you make them fall in love with you?
10:28Because, like, do you know when you say, like, a stupid little remark and then you send her
10:34It's quite funny, innit?
10:36And it's just, like, it adds a little bit of character, because sometimes it's hard to, like, do you know
10:40when I'm texting something, like, I almost feel like I need them to see my face
10:44And that's your face?
10:46And that's, like, a
10:47That's the closest thing to your face
10:50That one's so diverse, innit?
10:52It's, like, you can imagine you saying, I booked a late dinner so we can go from dinner straight into
10:56drinks, see where the night goes after, then give it a little
10:58It's a good cheeky little one, I like it
11:01Little one of them after, innit?
11:03Yeah, yeah, yeah
11:03Do it again
11:05Your tongue, you've got to sit the tongue out, I can't see it
11:12Oh, do you know what's a good one as well for you?
11:15The, the, er, the monkey
11:17With the hands over the eyes
11:18Oh, someone's doing something wrong
11:18It's like, though, oh, no
11:22Do you know your speech?
11:23Yeah, yeah
11:24Do you know after your speech?
11:25Like, if you, if you send a link to your speeches
11:27Oh, no
11:28To your mum or dad
11:29You'd follow it up with that
11:30No, I know the one that, you know where it's just like the, the, the mouth and the eyes are
11:34just like
11:36There's just nothing there
11:37Because you've, like, made too many mistakes
11:38You're both flat
11:39Yeah
11:40It's just like, yeah, it's just like
11:43Because I fucked up again, so yeah, that would probably be my emoji
11:47That's quite good, isn't it?
11:48So, so if me and you, if me and you were next to each other in a message
11:51You'd just be
11:52And I'd be
11:53Yeah
11:53Let's do it now
12:03This week, myself and the Unseen Bits producers have had a bit of downtime
12:07So we went snorkeling
12:09And what beauty we came across in this sea
12:12A good knees two on their paddleboard date
12:15Sup, guys?
12:17It's like I'm proposing to your ankle
12:18This is what I wanted
12:20So Lola, we've been getting on really well and I just think it's time we tied it up
12:24On your ankle
12:25And here are the bits of Lola and Sean's date you didn't get to see
12:30There we are, we just couldn't kelp ourselves
12:33How would you get this on your ankle, man?
12:38I just already got, right
12:39I'm already getting better at this than you
12:41Okay, you ready?
12:41Do we need to take you for a tour?
12:43What?
12:43I'll stand here
12:45You get your
12:48I'm not having a good day, this is the worst first day ever
12:53Okay, don't try, don't try
12:54Now how do I turn around and see you?
12:55Don't turn around
12:56Oh my God
12:58No, wait
12:58Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait
12:59Wait, the stick's gone
13:00No, I can get the stick
13:01No, you can't
13:02No, I can't
13:03You can, Sam
13:09Oh dear
13:10I think we might be getting a little too close
13:15Es que hay fiches?
13:16¿Dónde está fiches?
13:17Sí, fiches.
13:18Es fich.
13:19No, no, porque hay más de uno fiches.
13:20El plural de fiches es fiches.
13:22¿No sabías que no sabías?
13:23No, pero fiches.
13:25Es fiches.
13:26Ok, vamos a ver.
13:28Estamos diciendo que hay tapas.
13:30Sí, 100%.
13:31Bien, Dave, pero aún si no funciona,
13:33hay muchos más fiches en el sea.
13:35Oh, Dios.
13:47Ah, I'm glad you could join me today.
13:50I thought we'd paint a great big almighty mountain.
13:53I think you'll really enjoy this one.
13:56So come on, everybody.
13:57Bring out your paint brushes and let's get going.
14:01Put your lips together.
14:03That's not how I do it, but OK.
14:04How would you normally do it?
14:05I can just go like...
14:06I feel like Van Gogh.
14:10I do?
14:12He's doing his painting right now.
14:22Welcome to the Joy of Painting with Tommy.
14:29Sorry, I'm busy painting here.
14:30Can you keep still, please?
14:32I'm going to do the outline, like,
14:33you know, like, them colouring books when you're a kid.
14:35Yeah, you're not really meant to do the outline,
14:37I like glosses, OK?
14:39I like glosses, OK?
14:40It's beautiful.
14:43Like the canvas for your work.
14:46Oh, I've got to be on the top now.
14:49Wait there, I'll get up.
14:51No, OK, I can feel you're going too far.
14:53That is beautiful, love.
14:56Not sure what you'd fetch in auction, Ellie,
14:58but that clip was priceless.
15:07Murphy's Law says that anything that can go wrong will go wrong,
15:10so with a pair of Murphy brothers in the villa,
15:12something is bound to go wrong soon.
15:14It's just a matter of waiting.
15:22Yeah, there's nothing...
15:24There's nothing you've done to me, is there?
15:26Well, luckily, we have run out of time,
15:28so we'll have to come back after the break to find out...
15:33I'll be next!
15:48It's Love Island Unseen Bits, baby!
15:52So enough with the poses, we need to crack on.
15:56Ready, set, go!
16:02We've kicked our way through the drama
16:04to find all the shocking moments that were missed.
16:07Right, that's all new.
16:08Such as two islanders making an unexpected pass at each other.
16:14Sorry, sorry!
16:15No, it's morning's going to melt!
16:16Sorry!
16:17And a close shave that ended in an outrageous blowjob.
16:23This is a great service!
16:28So look no further with your one-stop shop
16:31for exclusive hot-tongue action.
16:33It's not really hot!
16:37Elmo me in the face, man!
16:38It's Love Island Slightly Bun Bits!
16:42Earlier we saw a club of Kavan and Aiden sitting in silence,
16:46but remember, silence can be deadly.
16:48Well, here's...
16:50Ooooooooh!
16:50I've been next!
16:57Bro, that fucking stinks.
17:00Sorry about it.
17:01Is that you? You farted?
17:03Mate, that stinks.
17:06What is wrong with you?
17:07You're on national TV!
17:09Mate, it's so bad!
17:11Shut up!
17:12But he was fine, mate.
17:13It's television, not smelly-vision.
17:15But we can't have dead air on this show,
17:17otherwise the Love Island boss is the man,
17:18we fill it with silly fart sounds.
17:21So come on, quick, say something funny!
17:31I did warn you.
17:38Here's an unseen clip that doesn't have a name.
17:41I'm sure Lola has some ideas.
17:44But I also like my favourite...
17:45I like when people first name, last name people.
17:47I guess the posh boy thing, you know,
17:48they're like Rufus Alistair or something.
17:51Do you know what I mean?
17:52I like that.
17:53I think I'll call one of my kids Romeo.
17:55Romeo.
17:56Like the Beckhams?
17:57Romeo Murphy.
17:58I'm calling my son Junior.
18:00Sam Roth Junior, SJ.
18:02That's cute.
18:03I might just call him my name,
18:05but just add Junior in the end.
18:06AJ.
18:07AJ.
18:08AJ!
18:09Yes!
18:10Aidan Junior.
18:12That's a great name, AJ.
18:13AJ Murphy.
18:14How would you spell it, though?
18:15For A-Y-E-J-A-Y.
18:18A-J.
18:20No.
18:21Stop talking.
18:21No, darling.
18:22That's crazy.
18:23No.
18:24This is when I say you're from Essie.
18:26No, because how...
18:27AJ, how can you have like a two-letter name?
18:29No, it's not because...
18:30You want to say his name's Aidan Junior,
18:31so it's A-J.
18:32J, nickname is AJ.
18:34That's not his name, is it?
18:35No, I know his nickname's AJ,
18:36but then why would you start throwing letters into AJ
18:38when it's literally just his initials?
18:39Well, because you said his name's going to be AJ,
18:41but his name's not his...
18:42Well, that's what everyone would call him.
18:43His name's Aidan Junior.
18:44Yeah.
18:45Yeah.
18:46No, it wouldn't be Aidan Murphy Junior.
18:48So, on the birth certificate,
18:49you're not going to go A-Y-J.
18:51No, Aidan Junior Murphy.
18:53Aidan Junior Murphy.
18:55Yeah, I know it's a bit backwards,
18:56but it sounds better,
18:57because you can say A-J.
18:58A-J-M.
18:59A-J.
19:00Aw, thanks, guys.
19:01You just named my first kid.
19:03I didn't think about calling my kid
19:04Chevrolet now as well.
19:10That might explain how my best mate Sheffield Wednesday Volkswagen Beetle got his name.
19:23The mountains of Mallorca share a lot in common with the Highlands of Scotland.
19:27For one, they are both famous for their flings.
19:30So, your foot's here, you point it out, and you just go back, front, back, front, around your knee.
19:35Yeah.
19:36So, you just basically do it with a jump.
19:38Oh, my...
19:39Okay.
19:40So, what the...
19:42And then...
19:43So, a lot of jumping.
19:45So, how do you get to this side?
19:46That feels so good.
19:47So, lad, yeah, this is calorie deficit right here.
19:51For jumping.
19:52There was, like, um, basically, there's swords crossed like this on the ground,
19:56and you need to jump over them.
19:58That was basically it.
19:59Lola's falling in the sword.
20:01Your hands need to be glued here.
20:03Your hands need to be glued on your face.
20:05And you're actually just...
20:06That's so cute.
20:08I know.
20:09And then you're doing that over the sword.
20:11You need to jump back over the other side of the sword.
20:14And then when you go down in a circle, you need to go right behind the sword.
20:17What if I just did this?
20:19Yeah, that'll work.
20:20Fuck it.
20:31Earlier in the week, Lorenzo and Yaz lipsed on the terrace,
20:34but were they moving in the right direction?
20:37Do you want me to try the other way?
20:38Yeah, go on, then.
20:39What, me this way?
20:40Yeah, what way do you normally go?
20:42I want me to go that way.
20:43I normally go that way.
20:44I'll try.
20:46It may be called French kissing, but snogging is not like driving in Europe, Lorenzo.
20:51You don't have to do it on the other side.
20:53Time for the boys to give Lorenzo an unseen bit of advice before he retakes his snogging theory test.
20:59Remember, just pick one side and stick with it.
21:01Don't go, let's change this side.
21:03It's always this side.
21:04You're going that way, I go in the other way.
21:06I am left-handed, but I go this way.
21:08You're left-handed?
21:09I'm right-handed, I go left.
21:10I'm left-handed, I go right.
21:11Because I feel it's easier to put your right hand up on the face then.
21:14Yes, then I get my left hand.
21:15Ah, yes.
21:15What about you, Simba?
21:16I go right.
21:17You go right, yeah.
21:18You're right all the way.
21:19Yeah, I go, yeah, right, yeah.
21:21Look, he has to put the tongue out.
21:24Put away, Joe.
21:25Have to go.
21:25Yeah, that's what I do.
21:27No, I like this way.
21:29Yeah.
21:29And then that way.
21:30But when it's intense, I'll go to the left.
21:32Like when it's...
21:32Oh.
21:33What happens, what, is that like turbo mode?
21:35Yeah, turbo.
21:35Switch up, sport mode plus.
21:37Sport mode, he's here and then he's like,
21:39OK, we need to go up a few gears, let's go this side.
21:40Right, we're shifting gears.
21:43Basically, Lorenzo, state of neutral, no tailgating,
21:45and at all costs, do not pump the gas.
21:53This next unseen clip will give a flavour of what's really going on in the villa.
21:57All the boys are hot.
21:59So, all the girls, all the flavours.
22:01There's a lot of gorgeous people in here, huh?
22:03All the flavours.
22:04Yeah, all the flavours, that is true.
22:07There actually are all the flavours.
22:09Who's strawberry?
22:11Is he vanilla?
22:13No, I was going to say he's strawberry.
22:16Strawberry, like sweet strawberry.
22:17I said you don't know the story.
22:18Fruity.
22:19Where did strawberry come from?
22:21What's Kav?
22:22He's like a bourbon vanilla.
22:23He's like, um, no, he's, um, he's dolce de leche.
22:28Dolce de leche, what's that?
22:29Si.
22:30The sweet milk one.
22:32The sweet milk.
22:33So you're not, you're not white, white.
22:34Yeah, you're like sweet, you're spicy white.
22:36What, are we talking about in the bedroom here?
22:38Just your vibe.
22:39Just in general.
22:39You're not like...
22:40You're the coffee tiramisu.
22:42I love tiramisu as well.
22:44That's you.
22:44What am I?
22:45You're caramel.
22:48Ellie's like iron brew.
22:49You're losing me, guys.
22:51It's Italy.
22:52What are we talking here?
22:53It's Italy.
22:53Just like vibes.
22:54What's Aiden then?
22:55Vibes.
22:55So we're not talking in the bedroom.
22:56No, Aiden's like, there's too many vanilla.
22:59Vanilla.
22:59He's like a classic.
23:01Oh no, he's like, you know the, you know the, you know the bubblegum flavour.
23:05A bit of fun.
23:06Yeah.
23:06Yeah, I hear that bubblegum.
23:08What's Fitzy?
23:09Fitzy's all reliable.
23:12I just got us all the same.
23:13Thank you, love.
23:14Cheers, Ellie.
23:15Strawberry twist.
23:16Do you know what?
23:16Thanks.
23:17No strawberry twist for me.
23:19I'm more of a Mr. Whippy man, myself.
23:27Here's an unseen bit of the boys training in the gym.
23:30They're supposed to be doing pull downs or pull ups, but this turned into put downs.
23:35Lorenzo, you've got like a high jumper build.
23:37I don't know what that means.
23:38You've got like a, like, the build of an athlete that's good at jumping.
23:42That's what I'm trying to say.
23:43What does that look like?
23:44When I, when I look at you, I just think yeah, like pole vault, high jump, you know, the jumping,
23:51the jump, the jumping ones.
23:53God gives a little jump over here.
23:55Jump over his arm.
23:56Go jump over his arm.
23:57I'm not a good runner or jumper.
23:59I'll give it a go first.
24:00I can't even remember what a pole vault does.
24:04Yeah.
24:06Where's my pole?
24:08No, no pole.
24:09It's one of these, you have to get the knees out.
24:11I need my pole.
24:14Yeah.
24:17It nearly went over.
24:20Yeah, maybe not, maybe not a high jump.
24:24Have confidence in yourself, Lorenzo.
24:26You are stretchier than you think.
24:29You smell like rubber bands.
24:32What?
24:33You smell like rubber bands.
24:36It's this summer's hottest new fragrance.
24:40Eau de Lorenzo with notes of passion fruit, battery acid and burnt rubber.
24:49I didn't, I didn't get the passion fruit from it.
24:52Oh, I'll let them know.
24:53Yeah, let them know.
24:55Maybe they can tweak their ingredients.
24:57Mmm.
24:59Eau de Lorenzo is significantly proven to last at least twice as long as other scents.
25:05You still smell like rubber bands.
25:07Can you not say that?
25:09I'm sorry, you do.
25:10It's not rubber bands.
25:11Everyone's going to be thinking that you smell weird.
25:13Yeah, can you fuck off?
25:16Eau de Lorenzo guarantees to get the girls sniffing around.
25:22It's like your arms.
25:25What?
25:26It is.
25:27You're going to have like a new aftershave like sponsorship after this.
25:31Eau de Lorenzo, keep your emotions in a bottle.
26:03I could show you a few of my moves, show how I flow around on the mat a little bit.
26:09So, yeah, let's get into it.
26:10Welcome back to Lubbock, the Nunzi Metz, where Jordie, Yogi, Tommy has turned the beach
26:16hut into a wellness studio.
26:18The shoulders have got to be back, they've got to be dropped.
26:21Feel it in your core, feel the stretch.
26:27Come on, everyone, shake those chakras.
26:29It's giving banana in my jaw.
26:31I've got absolutely fuck all to shake, but it's still moot.
26:35It goes, all you hear is, that's my bones.
26:39I said chakras, Ellie.
26:42We have lots of food for thoughts.
26:44I think I've put Maeve onto something.
26:45No, he definitely didn't.
26:47Ketchup sandwich.
26:48Did you just have plain bread with ketchup?
26:50Yeah.
26:51Two pieces of bread, ketchup.
26:52I don't even like ketchup.
26:54As we offer up clips so unseen, they will literally have you rolling on the floor in laughter.
26:59You just pull your body over.
27:01You can actually hear my back quacking there.
27:06And seeing stars.
27:08Ah, fuck.
27:11Ah, fucking bastard.
27:13Brace yourselves for a finely balanced selection of unseen bits that flip the world as you know it on its
27:19head.
27:21Boom.
27:21Thanks, Tommy.
27:23Namaste.
27:33Let's move to another unseen clip.
27:36And everyone was walking the line like model islanders.
27:40I'm trying to learn the model walk.
27:43Shoulders back.
27:43Shoulders back, innit?
27:44It's just a little bit of a swear, innit?
27:47Hey, that's too much.
27:48Is that too high?
27:50Do you want another demo coming down here?
27:51Go on, let me and you do it, come on.
27:53Yeah, yeah, yeah.
27:54It's just a little nonchalant, never eye contact with anybody ready.
28:02No, hey, we're bobbing too much.
28:04That's too quick.
28:05That's too quick.
28:06Nah, that's the pace.
28:07Normally for a runway, that's the pace, innit?
28:09What, is there a beat?
28:10Is there?
28:10There's just like something, yeah, there's a bit to it, yeah.
28:12Boom, boom, boom.
28:13It's hard, innit?
28:14Do you reckon you could like do the modelling?
28:15Yeah.
28:16Do you want to do more of me?
28:18Now I've got my new fit on.
28:19I want to do one after.
28:21Where from here?
28:22Yeah, we'll go from this line here.
28:24No eye contact, just a little bob.
28:27I do need a bit of advice before I go into this, don't go.
28:30What do I do?
28:31How do I approach it, like?
28:32Ready?
28:39What are the boys doing?
28:48Yes, come.
28:49Come, come, come do it with me.
28:51Do you need in between the both of them?
28:52Like, he moves too much, he moves too little.
28:54Right, hold on.
28:55Go on.
28:55Standby, two, one, go.
29:12Oh my God, they're actually divas.
29:20Here's a top secret, highly confidential, unseen training video from the LIA, the Love
29:24Island Army. It's a purely defensive force committed to the surveillance of bombshells
29:29before active engagement.
29:31Is it everyone here?
29:32If the two bombshell girls come in, everyone here is open to get to know them.
29:35Exactly, yeah, 100%.
29:36They're better from me.
29:37Apart from 50.
29:37Well, I'll get to know them from the point of view of finding out who they fancy.
29:40I'll be the man on the inside.
29:42You can wing man.
29:42I'll wing man you.
29:43Yeah.
29:45We call him every now and then.
29:46He's not there every night.
29:47He's not on the front line with us all the time, but every now and then.
29:49When the general needs him, I'll call him up.
29:51He deals with our inside information.
29:53Fine.
29:54He's SAS commander.
29:55That is my position.
29:57Double O-Tart.
29:58I'm whatever you need me to be.
29:59Double O-Tart.
30:00Can we just go round quickly so I know where we all stand here?
30:03I'm captain.
30:04I'm private.
30:05I'm lieutenant.
30:06You're lieutenant.
30:07You're general.
30:08SAS.
30:09SAS cadet.
30:10Just to clarify, who's number one?
30:11You?
30:11Yeah.
30:12I'm SAS, so I can float on about wherever I am.
30:14I don't really have a rank.
30:15A Medal of Honour is a wash bag.
30:17The general's got how many wash bags?
30:18Have you got four?
30:18I've got four.
30:19He's got four wash bags.
30:21I've got two big wash bags.
30:22I've only got one wash bag.
30:24Have you got three?
30:24I've got three.
30:25It all works then, yeah.
30:27Go on Aidan then.
30:27Give us a rundown.
30:28What's the process is?
30:30No, no, no.
30:30Yeah, there's not that.
30:31Let's not go.
30:31Who told you to speak?
30:34Slow down, cadet.
30:35Chill out.
30:36I can say that as well.
30:37Slow the fuck down.
30:40Right, now march.
30:42Good debrief.
30:43Everyone's in a good position.
30:44Do you want to lead us, general?
30:45Three, two, one.
30:47Top task.
30:50Oh, oh, oh.
30:51Oh, I know.
30:53How hot is that?
30:55Sorry to pull rank, lads, but the Onward's March of Unseen Bets continues.
31:06The Islanders received a text this week.
31:08Kevin, Simba, Mika and Yasmin, four bombshells want to meet you for a sleepover.
31:17What the fuck?
31:18A car is waiting for you outside.
31:20Pack your bags and leave the villa immediately.
31:23And Jeepers Creepers, before they knew it, they were rushing off to the sleepover as fast
31:27as possible to rush when you're filming in slow-mo.
31:30Truth is, they took so long to get here that the grass had grown up around our magnificent four bombshells.
31:38Tina, Finley, Hallie, Chetty, and they had to walk all the way from Palma Airport through the
31:49Mayorkan countryside, which in cork wedges is no meat feed.
31:56But there was definitely some kind of buzz about them, or on them.
32:02Come on, chop chop, you're going to be late walking at that pace.
32:07And they were so exhausted when they got to the sleepover,
32:10they just kept doing everything in slow-mo.
32:13But once the Islanders finally arrived, it was full speed ahead.
32:16What's your favourite food?
32:17You're like a bit of sea bass, you're not into fish.
32:19No, I like fish, but I don't like seafood.
32:24You like fish?
32:25Yeah, but...
32:25Oh, you like fish, but you don't like eating the fish.
32:27No, I like fish.
32:29What are you going on about?
32:30What are you going on about?
32:31Um, I study public relations.
32:33OK.
32:34Do you know what that's PR?
32:36I don't know what that is.
32:36You don't know what that is?
32:37Yeah, I don't know what that is.
32:38I like fish, but I don't like seafood.
32:41What's the difference?
32:43I like seafood with like prawns and that.
32:47What?
32:48What?
32:49Fish counts as seafood.
32:51Yeah, but fish is different.
32:52So what fish do you like, yeah?
32:54Like, just fish?
32:55I've got like a foot stitch, man.
32:57Oh, my God.
32:58Fuck, it's like cramp.
33:01Sorry, I got it.
33:02It's OK.
33:02I do love a foot tattoo, you know?
33:04Do you?
33:04I do love like a foot ankle tattoo.
33:06I do like foot tattoo.
33:07You've got nice feet.
33:08That's one of the first things I saw.
33:09Really?
33:10Do you want to know a secret?
33:11I have two toes joined together.
33:13You're lying.
33:16I swear to you.
33:18I've got some of my hair.
33:20I've got some of my hair.
33:21No, I'm just looking at you.
33:22Look.
33:23Oh, OK.
33:24That's not that bad.
33:25I think they look cute.
33:26Oh, OK.
33:26That's cute.
33:28That's all right.
33:28I thought you meant like they're just together.
33:30Oh, no, no, no.
33:31All the way, do you know what I'm saying?
33:32Just like a bit of the skin is like together.
33:34Do you speak Welsh?
33:35So I used to speak better Welsh than English until I was 16.
33:39Can you teach me a word?
33:40Yeah, I can say like, um, I love you.
33:42Like little words.
33:43But I think if I sat there and almost sit somewhere.
33:45Please don't say that to me.
33:47Right, are you laughing?
33:49I like fish, but I don't like seafood.
33:51I'd still eat it, but I don't like it.
33:54Which one, I'm Riley?
33:55Riley.
33:56Oh, that's crazy.
33:57What is it?
33:58Finn.
33:59Oh, Finn.
33:59Where do I get Riley from?
34:02I've never been with a Finley before.
34:04You were the Finn, though?
34:05Finn.
34:06Finn.
34:06I've never been with a Finn either.
34:08What would be your ideal date?
34:10I'd want to do something for both.
34:12Would you?
34:12Like skydiving.
34:13Should we do it?
34:14For our first date?
34:15What are we doing, base?
34:16Yeah, let's go skydiving.
34:17I think that would be my ideal date.
34:18There's not very much, like...
34:19To do.
34:20Talking-wise, though, do you know what I mean?
34:22True.
34:22Imagine how we get to know each other as we're flying down the air.
34:25On our first date?
34:26Yeah.
34:26I never thought of it like that.
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35:48Good luck!
36:06The party's in full swing on Love Island Unseen bit, so strap on your heels and strut your stuff.
36:12Be ready.
36:17Will Paris get me in Paris?
36:20We're working our way back through the last days of middle action to bring you everything that went unseen.
36:25Like this big pink wall.
36:27Oh, fucking hell, they left the side of the wall.
36:30We're here to mop up all the steamy moments that you didn't get to see.
36:34Yes!
36:35So relax because we have some cracking clips on the way.
36:41Ohhhh.
36:43Strike a pose.
36:45It's the final part of Love Island Unseen bit.
36:54Earlier we saw the boys enrolling themselves into their Top Tarts army and here is the secret skin care routine
37:00that gets the Top Tarts tarted up.
37:05It's like a sponsored silence in here.
37:07We're focusing, Tommy.
37:10We'll see if you know the next step.
37:12See if I know the next step?
37:13If you know the next step, this is huge.
37:14Toner.
37:17Mmm, technically you're not wrong.
37:20Just not right.
37:21So do I, do I wet my face?
37:24Yeah.
37:25What, before this?
37:26Yeah.
37:26Okay.
37:27Do you not have to put the toner on?
37:29I've done one already.
37:30What, I did?
37:31I've started earlier.
37:32Look at him go, look at the lip balm.
37:34That's not lip balm, it's lip oil.
37:36Lip oil?
37:37Then you put this on, don't you?
37:39Yeah.
37:40This is the next one?
37:41I don't know what step you're on.
37:42Yeah, that's the toner, yeah, that's the toner, that goes next.
37:45Why all three fingers?
37:46You've done four fingers?
37:47I don't even know what I'm doing.
37:48Right, quick rub it in, throw it dries.
37:50Oh my god.
37:52We're done with this one, yeah?
37:53Yeah.
37:53I know we're gonna go for the eyes.
37:55Yes.
37:57This is insane.
37:58That's too much, that's too much now.
38:00What the hell is this?
38:01She's taking the fucking piss.
38:02Sorry, I'm sorry guys.
38:03Respect the punter.
38:05I'm looting.
38:05Everyone's getting mad.
38:06I'm sorry.
38:07No, we're going right under, sorry.
38:11Right under the eyes.
38:12I forget him.
38:13General Roy, if I may, are we ready for a lymphatic drainage?
38:17They're not ready for that yet.
38:18Fucking nippies.
38:19They're not.
38:20You're getting demoted after this performance, mate.
38:23I get demoted.
38:24You're not going down with it, mate.
38:26You're embarrassed yourself, sir.
38:27I can't get any lower.
38:28Just a little bit, just a little bit.
38:29You've got to open the notes, sir.
38:31Right then, boys, we'll finish with a little spritz.
38:34Yes.
38:36What's up?
38:37Are you?
38:38Private one.
38:42Who does the generals?
38:43The general's doing all the work.
38:45No, he looks after his workers.
38:47That was a little treat for you guys.
38:49Well done.
38:50Yes.
38:51Well done.
38:52Pleasure doing business.
38:53Well done.
38:54Skin care for me involves my mum spitting on the cord of a hand cane,
38:57rubbing it on my face.
38:58It's tricky when I'm working away, though.
39:00So she posts me tubs of saliva so I can do it myself.
39:04Pull out, boys.
39:10What quality, though.
39:12That's too funny.
39:20This next unseen bit proves why you should never leave your phone lying around.
39:25Is Lorenzo's phone here?
39:29Oh, Lorenzo's...
39:30He's so fucking...
39:35It's me!
39:37Why does he do this?
39:39See if it's anyone else.
39:40I'd battle him.
39:40See if it's Lorenzo, it's fine.
39:42Oh, cute girl.
39:44Oh, I love him.
39:45So fucking cute.
39:46Is there a reason he does like ab-tat on the end?
39:48The reason why it looks like it's in the Berlin dancing.
39:51Literally.
39:53No, no, no.
39:56Is there a reason?
39:57That's why he got so many photos.
40:01Can I see photos of you?
40:05I can't even breathe around this guy.
40:07No, this one is fucking funny.
40:10They need deleted immediately.
40:15Feels like he's going to make so many WhatsApp stickers of me.
40:18I thought, for fuck's sake.
40:20Oh, my God.
40:22His phone does need to be confiscated.
40:24Like, I can't even just be sat there.
40:31I locked him on it.
40:34Is this a fucking dog?
40:36No, his phone is deleted.
40:38I mean, like, no.
40:39I can't wait to show him that.
40:41That is the best thing.
40:47Yasmin, do you want to fall out?
40:50Give me that phone immediately.
40:52She can't wait to show you.
40:54He's going to be so proud of me.
40:56Nowhere safe.
40:57That is one serious photo dump, girls.
41:00But not as serious as the dumping of Namibian Sam.
41:03So, the boy I would like to steal is Tommy.
41:07So, the girl I would like to steal is Ellie.
41:11The girl I would like to steal is Mika.
41:13So, the boy I would like to steal is Aaron.
41:17Sam in Namibia, you are now single and therefore dumped from the island.
41:20At least we have some pictures to remember you by.
41:23Oh, wait.
41:24Maybe not those ones.
41:35It's time for Beach a Bonanza.
41:40Beach a Bonanza.
41:46I asked the islanders what their cheesiest DMs were.
41:50Oh, I've received so many, so many weird, weird, weird, weird DMs in my life.
41:56Oh, I know you're a teacher.
41:57I bet you could teach me a thing or two in bed.
41:59Just like, that wasn't cringy.
42:00I actually liked that one, to be honest.
42:02Someone messaged me saying,
42:03Can I call you Jasmine without the jazz?
42:07So, can I call you mine?
42:10Which is quite good.
42:12And if he was hot, I would have replied.
42:14Something crazy, like, are you a controller?
42:17Dot, dot, dot.
42:18Because I'm not trying to play you.
42:20And then sent, like, a controller emoji.
42:23A girl sent a picture of a dog.
42:25Sorry, my dog went missing.
42:27Thank you for finding him.
42:29So, I DMed this girl and I sent her an emoji of a football.
42:33And then, a fence.
42:35And I said, sorry, I keep my board over my fence.
42:37But, whilst I'm here, how are you?
42:41I was young.
42:42I get a lot of, can I ask you a question?
42:45And I'm like, no, you can't.
42:47The only way I can describe it is, like, a Bible verse that he had made up himself.
42:52And it was the most raunchiest thing and cringiest thing I'd ever seen in my life.
42:57I actually can't even say half of the stuff that was in it.
43:00Very ballsy, to be honest.
43:02Are you from Tennessee?
43:04Because you're the only Tennessee.
43:05And I was like, you need to get original.
43:08Don't ever see it that way.
43:10I have DMed celebrities before.
43:13You just think, oh, do you know what?
43:14Shoot my shot.
43:15Then you wake up in the morning and you think, well, it's an absolute embarrassment.
43:19But I'd just be telling them they're shaped like a wine glass, which is a good thing.
43:22And they all take it like a good thing.
43:23No one's ever taken it as a bad thing.
43:24I sent a boy a message and it said, if you feel something weird, don't fight it.
43:30I'm just manifesting you.
43:32That's so cringy, isn't it?
43:34Did I get a reply back?
43:35No.
43:36We've all had a guy ask for feet pics.
43:38Might have been there, done it.
43:40Who knows?
43:41Well, she requested that I should send her some pictures of my feet.
43:44I don't know why.
43:45My feet, they're not in the best of Nick.
43:47You know what I mean?
43:48I've had some pretty weird requests in my day.
43:50I've had a few people kind of message me for some old pairs of socks.
43:54What actually goes through these people's heads?
43:56I did definitely have someone message me.
43:58I can't remember the exact wording, but it was saying about mayonnaise.
44:00And it, like, started this discussion about mayonnaise, which was, like, weirdly engaging,
44:05because it's definitely better than, like, a hey kiss or something crap like that.
44:09But I do like mayonnaise, so it did weirdly work.
44:14Come back next time for some more.
44:18Major Bonanza!
44:22I think we have time to squeeze in just one more clip, if the boys can get round to it.
44:27No, go round, go round, yeah, yeah, yeah.
44:31We could get a good thing going here, you know.
44:37The commander's taking us for a walk.
44:43What are you doing?
44:45We're walking round the garden.
44:45Just go for a walk.
44:46We're eating Oreos and burn them off.
44:48Sorry to pull rank, lads, but I'm under strict orders to sign out.
44:52Our time is up.
44:53Until next time, over and out.
44:55Bye-bye.
45:03Bye-bye.
45:16Bye-bye.
45:18Bye-bye.
45:20Bye-bye.
45:21Bye-bye.
45:23Bye-bye.
45:23Bye-bye.
45:25Bye-bye.
45:25Bye-bye.
45:26Bye-bye.
45:27Bye-bye.
45:27Bye-bye.
45:28Bye-bye.
45:28Bye-bye.
45:29Bye-bye.
45:30Bye-bye.
45:30Bye-bye.
45:30Gracias.
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