00:00They gave us the plans for our first hyperdrive, allowing mankind to open the doors to the stars.
00:08We have assembled a team of unique individuals to protect Earth and our allies,
00:13courageous pioneers committed to the highest ideals of justice,
00:17and dedicated to preserving law and order across the new frontier.
00:21These are the adventures of the Galaxy Rangers.
00:52You're clear for landing, Ranger 1, and welcome back to Granite, the friendly bomb planet.
00:57Roger, Granite Control.
01:08Oh boy, a brand new planet.
01:10We are here.
01:11Yay!
01:12Galaxy Rangers.
01:14Why, it looks like the Kiwi Kids.
01:21I'm Bud.
01:21I'm Sweet.
01:23Chowee!
01:24Howdy, Nico. Welcome back to Grana.
01:26This here is Mrs. Bee-Body, chairperson of the Grana Garden Club.
01:31Thanks. My pleasure.
01:33You know Zozo and Mrs. Buzzwang and the Kiwi Kids.
01:36Project Marshmallow has arrived!
01:39Let's do some fun.
01:40Yippee!
01:41Yippee!
01:41Yippee!
01:41Sweet, Bud, Little Joe, this is for your school botany field trip. It's not just fun.
01:48We know Uncle Zozo.
01:51We've got our computer units already.
01:54You sure these were tested on Kiwi?
01:56Absolutely.
01:57Kids?
01:58Kiwi Organic Marshmallows are nutritious and healthy.
02:02They contain all necessary vitamins and essential trace minerals.
02:07Wow, awesome.
02:08Check it out, bub.
02:10Cash crop.
02:11Delightful.
02:12We have a lovely site cleared for your beautiful trees.
02:17Well, they seem healthy enough.
02:20Healthy?
02:21In this red sun, they should grow very quickly.
02:23What happens then?
02:25Why, in about six months, they'll start producing fruit.
02:28You'll be getting delicious Kiwi Marshmallows right off the tree with completely natural ingredients.
02:34We'll be the only planet on the frontier offering this cash crop.
02:39And these unique trees will ensure a win for Grana from the Galactic Garden League.
02:45They're all planted.
02:47Well, I do think it's about time you see what we're trading for these here mellow trees.
02:52Yes, I'm very curious about the Kiwi end of this deal.
02:55We're hungry, Uncle Zozo.
02:57Yeah, we want some Grana burgers.
02:59Oh, you poor dears. We must have lunch.
03:02Yay!
03:03Yay!
03:04Thank you, Josh.
03:06Fine. We'll check on the trees in a few hours before we head back.
03:12Can you picture it, Zozo?
03:14Grana Hamburger Palace units ready to be delivered.
03:18Even our most famous gene scientist, Dr. Roho, cannot get this to grow on Kiwi.
03:24Here, let me show you how to do this.
03:27Hmm.
03:29Hmm.
03:35I can't believe I traded Kiwi mellow trees for charbroiled matter.
03:44More!
03:45Yep, these stands are going to do mighty well on Kiwi.
03:49Okay, everybody. It's time we check the trees and mosey on back to Beta.
03:53But, Zozo, there are a lot of factors to consider.
03:56The mellow trees are going to grow great here. I can feel it.
03:59I hope so.
04:00Nico, Nico, Nico, trust me.
04:03Excuse me, but visibility seems to have dropped.
04:08Huh?
04:10Buzz, did you follow the directions?
04:13Of course. I am an advanced systems designed cyber unit.
04:17Where are we?
04:18Um, I'm afraid we're lost.
04:20Pull over.
04:26Buzzwang, you bite bucket! We're completely lost!
04:29But, but, but, I am sure this is the same location.
04:33Then where are my trees?
04:36Here they are, Uncle Zozo.
04:41Oh, my!
04:43Ho, ho, ho!
04:45This is fantastic!
04:47I told you conditions would be different here.
04:49Let me see that.
04:51Sound and healthy mellow trees.
04:53They're just 20 times normal size.
04:55A little big, I'll admit, but that means they'll produce lots of marshmallows.
05:00What stage of development are they in?
05:02Hard to tell. I'd say they're entering gestation.
05:05They should start producing fruit in about two months.
05:11I can't wait to see what the fruit looks like.
05:14Excuse me, sir, but perhaps it'll look like this.
05:26Yay!
05:27Aha! We're going to harvest some mellows.
05:30They seem perfectly normal.
05:32Normal?
05:33The people of Granite will make a fortune.
05:35Mr. Kimble will be pleased.
05:36Kimble, he'll freak when we show him these specimens.
05:39All right, everybody, let's load the truck!
05:44Well, Zozo, I guess you could say these marshmallows are going to go over real big around these parts.
05:50I'll get the Grand Kiwi Achievement Award for this.
05:53Woo-hoo!
05:54Ranger Zozo, Granite will always be in your debt for this new cash crop that you've given us.
05:58Today, Kiwi mellow trees.
06:01Tomorrow, the giant Kiwi bung plant!
06:04Now, let's not get ahead of ourselves here, Kiwi.
06:07We must see these marvelous trees right away.
06:10Oh, you Kiwi are so cute.
06:13Oh, no!
06:15Sure don't look like much.
06:17They're virtually inactive.
06:18Dormant photoplasmic decay has taken...
06:21They're dead!
06:24Shh, don't cry, Little Joe.
06:27I thought you said it'd take six months to grow one of them trees.
06:30Yes, well, I'm killing...
06:32The life cycle has been dramatically increased due to your twin sons.
06:37Well, don't that beat all.
06:39Seedlings one day, the next, huge inventories of produce.
06:43Kiwi, you are a genius.
06:45Woo-wah!
06:46I am a boob!
06:48They're infertile!
06:50What is this?
06:52You mean we gotta keep buying seedlings from you guys?
06:54I'm sure Dr. Rojo and the vegetable lab will isolate the gene factor.
06:58Yeah, well, in the meantime, these trees have gotta be cut down.
07:03Oh, no!
07:04Babies, please, see?
07:12Well, I never.
07:14All right, we'll put up for the night and get one more reading in the morning.
07:23Get some sleep, Zozo.
07:25The Kiwi vegetable lab is the best in the system.
07:27I should know that.
07:29Still, I hate to see those trees cut down.
07:32Good night, Nico.
07:33Good night.
07:34Good night, Uncle Zozo.
07:35Good night, Sweet.
07:36Good night, Bud.
07:38Good night.
07:38Good night, little Joey.
07:40Good night, Buzz Twink.
07:41Good night.
07:45Good night.
08:13What is going on out here?
08:15Good night, everybody.
08:17Good night, Buzz.
08:18Good night, Buzz.
08:20Snowing?
08:21It's not cold enough to snow.
08:24What?
08:25Oh!
08:26Uncle Zozo, look.
08:28We're skiing on dry snow.
08:29The trees.
08:32These are their seeds.
08:34I don't understand.
08:35How could this happen?
08:37It's the effect of your moon.
08:39But Kiwin has several moons.
08:42Grana also has two suns, which create too much polarized blue light.
08:46But mellow trees don't give seed for eight months on Kirwin.
08:49On Grana, everything is happening a thousand times faster.
08:53Nico, I've completed those calculations for you.
08:56If the seeds are fertile, there'll be 20 million mellow trees by tonight.
09:01Tomorrow, there'll be 90 billion.
09:03By the day after tomorrow, the mellow trees will cover the entire planet.
09:07I'll be the laughingstock of the Galaxy Garden League.
09:11Maybe the seeds are mutants.
09:13Yeah, that's it.
09:15Huh? Zozo?
09:16Maybe they won't grow.
09:17Zozo!
09:20They're sprouting!
09:27Farmers ain't gonna like this.
09:28I'm calling in for backup.
09:30Everything's under control. Believe me, this can't be happening.
09:34No!
09:34No!
09:36No!
09:44Please, everyone, remain calm.
09:46Q-Ball is working with Dr. Rojo now to find a solution.
09:49And in the meantime, we have to seriously consider emergency evacuation procedures.
09:54Never! We'll never leave our planet!
09:56Why, you Kiwis have ruined everything!
10:01Don't you dare touch one hair on these Kiwi children!
10:05Listen to me.
10:06If these trees release seed again tomorrow, we're going to lose this planet.
10:11Nico, are you there?
10:12Barely.
10:13What have you got, Q-Ball?
10:14Take a look at this.
10:15This is Tyran's Borax, or sometimes known as the Gobble Bug.
10:20Dr. Rojo agrees that six breeding pairs will multiply and eat every mellow seed on the planet.
10:26Gobble Bugs? Why, that's the worst pest insect in the known galaxy.
10:31Oh, no! Gobble Bugs eat everything, including my flowers!
10:35Gobble Bugs on a farming world? Never!
10:37These specimens have been specially bred by the Bovo facilities.
10:41They have a very peculiar and a very short life cycle.
10:44They won't stay in the insect stage of their life cycle for more than an hour.
10:49What happens then?
10:50They change into something else. Depends on what they've eaten, the climate, etc.
10:55I had to ask.
10:56Zachary and Doc should be arriving shortly with the specimens.
10:59Tube all out.
11:01You heard him. The bugs only last an hour.
11:03You want to release the worst pest in the galaxy here on Granite?
11:07You're as crazy as they are, Kibble!
11:10Come in, Ranger Nico. This is Captain Fox aboard Ranger 5.
11:14Yay!
11:15Yay!
11:23Well, where is everyone?
11:30We ain't evacuating our planet!
11:32There's only a short window of opportunity for these bugs to work.
11:35They have to be released within the next 20 minutes or it'll be too late.
11:39Yeah? Then what?
11:40Hordes of Gobble Bugs will be ruined!
11:43We don't know that for sure.
11:45Hold it right there, Galaxy Rangers.
11:47Now, Rangers, slow and easy, Light. Drop your blasters.
11:51Easy. Nobody wants to get hurt.
11:53You're making a mistake, Pilgrim.
11:56Seems to me this Kiwi made the mistake.
11:58Now we're pharmacy.
11:59We don't want no Gobble Bugs.
12:10I'm taking this vehicle for the Galaxy Rangers.
12:13Get out.
12:13Hey, that's my Jeep.
12:18I'm taking this vehicle for the Kiwi Veggie Labs.
12:21Let's go, team!
12:24Whee!
12:30I'm taking this Jeep for the Galaxy Garden League.
12:32Move it, Buster.
12:33Whoa!
12:35Mrs. B, Bonnie, it's me!
12:37Oh, sorry.
12:48Dang, what are we gonna do with these bugs?
12:50We're gonna blow these dang bugs to paste.
12:53We've got to get those bugs free within four minutes.
12:56Hang on.
13:11How about if I drive, So-So?
13:13Good idea.
13:15Yippee!
13:16Buster!
13:21Take you dang fool.
13:23Get them bugs back.
13:31Doc, come in.
13:32Here, Captain.
13:33We'll sandwich them.
13:35I'm going out in front.
13:36You come in from behind.
13:37Yo!
13:40Hang on, Niko.
13:48Here they come!
14:09What is that?
14:11How do you stop this thing?
14:12Oh!
14:16Oh!
14:16Oh!
14:17Oh!
14:18Oh!
14:18Oh!
14:19Oh!
14:19Oh!
14:30Where are the bugs?
14:31I don't know.
14:32I dropped them.
14:34Listen up.
14:35We've got to find that bug box.
14:36We've only got about two minutes.
14:38Come on, everyone.
14:39They're here somewhere.
14:42I can't get a trace.
14:44Doc, can't you locate it with your CDU?
14:47I'll try.
14:56It's me, Doc!
14:58I'll find her!
14:59Can you locate the specimen container?
15:01My bites are too gooey.
15:02I need a clean circuit reference.
15:04Oh, great.
15:05Every circuit is covered with this mess.
15:08This is clean, Doc.
15:10Let me see that.
15:12Okay.
15:13Set Zerk Scan for element trace.
15:15Cat.
15:16C-A-T.
15:17Can you say that?
15:18You stupid bubble brain!
15:21Very good.
15:22Kiwi vegetables are grown throughout the night.
15:25Half-bodges!
15:26Get in there and see what you can do!
15:27If I have to!
15:38I don't feel so good.
15:40We have only one minute.
15:42Come on, Doc.
15:45Keep searching, everyone.
15:46Come on, you little chip.
15:48move your-pin air!
15:52Move your-pin air!
15:52Put your air!
15:56Over here!
15:58Mm-m-m-m!
16:02I got it!
16:04Do it, Doc!
16:09Are they okay? We'll soon find out.
16:12All right, everyone, back to town.
16:14All right, everyone.
16:45Bovo specializes in this.
16:47Oh, yeah, like the Bovo 6 cattle. We heard all about Bovo.
16:51That was a different division. Listen, you people, just simmer down.
16:54We could always move to Nebraska, but it's gonna cost plenty.
16:57Beta is authorized to allocate relief funds.
17:00The Kiwi Veggie Laboratories will pay for all the damages.
17:04Uncle Zozo, look!
17:06Not now, honey. Uncle Zozo, look!
17:09Shh! We'll also need a bundle for startup.
17:12Yes, yes, all right.
17:14I'll be lucky if the Kiwi Garden League makes me a junior gopher.
17:21Huh?
17:23What?
17:25Look, flowers!
17:27Huh?
17:27Huh? What?
17:28Wee!
17:30Ha ha ha!
17:33Doc, the bugs transformed into flowers.
17:40Yeah.
17:41Yippee!
17:42They're lovely.
17:43We'll surely win the Garden Award.
17:46The trees are gone, but so is our wheat.
17:48These flowers are full of Kiwi soil nutrients.
17:51They'll cover the fields with the best plant food in the universe.
17:54I'd say you've got an incredible harvest to look forward to this year.
18:01Oh, well.
18:02Might as well.
18:03Join them!
18:04One, two...
18:06One, two...
18:07One, two, three...
18:13Two, three, three...
18:16Three, two, three...
18:33Now and again, we need a hero
18:36When something out there is going on
18:40Riding the stars, galaxy waves
18:43Picking it right with a focus on
18:46Leasing the dream in the dark of the night
18:49Cross the last for the deal
18:52So turnin' back with the end, there's a sign
18:55Time to drive to the dawn
18:57Time to be one
19:02Riding the stars forever
19:04Whenever we get beautiful
19:06Baby, here's a sinister storm
19:08Riding the stars forever
19:10Riding the stars forever
19:12Whenever we get beautiful
19:15Baby, here's a sinister storm
19:17Riding the stars forever
19:19Danger out there in the sky
19:21Maybe I'll get you
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