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00:06In case you weren't there, I gotta tell you, last Saturday night at Babylon was to die for.
00:18Would somebody please say something?
00:24Okay. So it's late, and I'm leaving Babylon, and there's this really hot guy.
00:38And he's, like, perfect.
00:42How perfect?
00:44Perfect. And we end up at my place.
00:48So I work with emotionally disturbed kids, and I really love it.
00:52And I'm the captain of the gay water polo team.
00:56You're really well-rounded.
00:59So, we're making out. And in my mind, I'm picturing him in a Speedo with a flag on it.
01:06Say, have you ever been to Brazil?
01:08Um, no.
01:09Have you?
01:09I just came back. It's fabulous.
01:12Great beaches, I hear.
01:14Yeah. Only they have these things.
01:17Things?
01:19Parasite things.
01:20They live in the sand, and they sort of burrow themselves right up in there.
01:25He had them.
01:27Brazilian beach parasites in his ass.
01:30Oh, God.
01:32Well, at least you found out before you got too far.
01:35What about you?
01:37We?
01:38We're just getting started.
01:42You're like a 1991 Madonna video.
01:44Do you have this in a size larger?
01:46Can we hurry this along?
01:48I've got a bride and groom to do in the morning.
01:50So you're bi?
01:52No.
01:53They're dead.
01:54Car crash.
01:58You went home with...
01:59An undertaker.
02:00Mm-hmm.
02:01I fucked an undertaker once.
02:02You did? When?
02:04He told me sometimes they sew their mouths shut.
02:09What about you, Brian?
02:10What'd you do?
02:14I made it in early evening.
02:18You know, when I go, I promise you won't let them sew my mouth shut.
02:23Because when I get to heaven, and I meet Natalie Wood, I want to be able to say,
02:26Natalie, it's Emmett.
02:27What happened that night?
02:30Hey.
02:32Shouldn't you boys be getting to the hospital?
02:40Schmidt, Ted...
02:41Are you family?
02:42Friends.
02:44We know he's, like, in a coma and everything.
02:45We just like to be with him for a little while, if that's okay.
02:48I'll see.
02:50The nurse's station.
02:52I used to think it had something to do with the radio.
02:54All nursing, all the time.
02:56Hello.
02:58I'm Margaret Schmidt.
03:00I'm Ted's mother.
03:02If you need permission to see him, I'll give it.
03:06I'm sure he'd appreciate it.
03:08I'm Michael.
03:09This is Emmett and Brian.
03:11We're Ted's friends.
03:13He's still in the coma.
03:15He looks like he did when he was a boy, and when he slept.
03:21They don't think he'll come out of it.
03:28I sat by his bed all night.
03:32About five o'clock in the morning, it occurred to me,
03:37loving someone's not the same as knowing them.
03:54Brian.
03:58Brian.
04:00Brian.
04:01Brian.
04:01Brian.
04:03Justin.
04:05Justin, you're late.
04:10You're right. I'm up. I'm up.
04:13You got ten minutes.
04:15I'm taking a shower, okay?
04:52I'm out of shampoo.
04:56I'll get you, sir.
05:08Who do you think it was?
05:10I mean, who gave him the drugs?
05:12I bet it was that guy Blake who was cruising him all night.
05:15You think we should tell someone?
05:16No.
05:20His mom said she'd call us if there was any change.
05:23You know, he's a first.
05:25The first almost dead guy I sort of had sex with.
05:27You had sex with Ted?
05:28You never had sex with Ted.
05:30When did you have sex with Ted?
05:31Sort of sex.
05:32At this semi-orgy.
05:35Semi? When?
05:37You know that weekend that John John's plane went down?
05:40Oh, God.
05:41I kept showing him on the beach with his shirt off.
05:43I didn't know whether to jerk off or weep.
05:46So did you, like, plan it?
05:48It just sort of happened.
05:51Things do.
05:55Scott and Kevin, the Todds,
05:57and Ted shows up with my taxes,
06:00and all of a sudden we're all doing it,
06:02and he even tried to fuck me.
06:05He's in there.
06:09Life's like this,
06:10a dot on a screen.
06:12And it could be us.
06:13No, it could not be us.
06:16Because we know better.
06:18We know not to believe pretty little blonde boys
06:20who tell you that it's really good shit.
06:23Because that's what they all say.
06:26Ted didn't know that.
06:28And he didn't know that you only do drugs with your friends
06:30because they're the only ones that give a fuck about you.
06:36Now I've got to go to work.
06:38I have to be brilliant.
06:41F. Scott Fitzgerald.
06:44Classic profile.
06:45Famously handsome.
06:46And the Great Gatsby.
06:49Which captures a particular American yearning.
06:53And what do I mean by that?
06:57Justin?
07:00There are yearnings when you want something really badly.
07:04Like, so bad it hurts.
07:07Exactly.
07:09It needs to hurt to be worthy of the word.
07:12Otherwise, it's just wanting.
07:14It's represented in the Gatsby by the green light across the water.
07:20You can see it, but you can't touch it.
07:27Mr. Hobbs.
07:29Mr. Hobbs, are your parents really paying for you
07:33to have another testosterone outburst?
07:35I wasn't doing anything.
07:36Exactly.
07:37But you will be after school.
07:38I have football practice.
07:40Not today.
07:41Today you'll be cleaning out the athletic room.
07:44The only thing we fight about in this room, Mr. Hobbs,
07:48is interpretation.
07:53Mr. Schmidt, we're going to work.
07:55If you want, you can call me on my cell phone.
07:57They said he took an overdose of a drug I've never heard of.
08:01Well, he wasn't a drug user.
08:03He must have met someone that night.
08:06And took him home.
08:11May I ask you something, Michael?
08:13Sure.
08:15If my son had been straight, if he had taken a woman home,
08:21do you think she would have run off and left him there to die?
08:30I'm sorry.
08:39Need some help?
08:42This sucks.
08:43Yeah.
08:44They need you at practice.
08:45How do you know they do?
08:46I thought you weren't into, like, sports and shit.
08:49Some.
08:50Yeah, well, you should keep it a secret.
08:52I'm supposed to get all this shit cleaned up out of here.
08:58Wow, you're pretty strong.
09:01It's my other secret.
09:03I can't do this fucking copy.
09:05Excuse me for barging in.
09:09This won't take long.
09:10As you may or may not know, I'm Ted's lawyer.
09:13So?
09:14So you need to know Ted made a living will.
09:17Do you have one?
09:18No.
09:19Well, you should.
09:20But I'm not your lawyer.
09:21I'm his.
09:24Anyway, he's made you responsible.
09:26For what?
09:27For deciding should he ever be incompetent or unable to make a decision
09:31whether to be kept alive by extraordinary measures
09:33or be permitted to die.
09:35Are you telling me that Ted wants me to decide whether or not to pull the plug?
09:39I tried to talk him out of it.
09:41And how long have you known about this?
09:42It doesn't matter how long.
09:43Yeah, it does.
09:46I'm the secret you two have been sharing.
09:49When were you planning on telling me?
09:51I was hoping I wouldn't have to, that the situation would never arise.
09:54Well, it has.
09:55It's arisen now.
09:56And now you know.
10:19Suzanne Shepley, big whore.
10:22She'll blow you, but she won't fuck if you're in this school.
10:25Only if you go somewhere else, preferably Catholic.
10:28She seems like a dyke to me.
10:30Oh, man, she's not a dyke.
10:31She's a whore.
10:33There's a difference.
10:39So you know Mary Frances Cutaludo?
10:43So she comes over to interview me for the school paper about being this great athlete and shit.
10:47And it's four o'clock, and my mom won't be home until six.
10:53So I tell her what a touchdown is like.
10:55She grabs my dick.
10:57No.
10:58Oh, yeah.
10:59She went for it.
11:00Not only that, she unzips my fly.
11:04She's got my dick.
11:07She's got all these rings on.
11:10And they're cold, but her hands won't let me.
11:13She's rubbing.
11:15And rubbing.
11:17Oh, yeah.
11:20And then she's got to go home.
11:23You know.
11:25And I'm there.
11:27And I'm...
11:28Your heart.
11:45Oh, yeah.
12:01Oh, yeah.
12:02Oh, yeah.
12:03Oh, yeah.
12:08Oh, yeah.
12:08Oh, yeah.
12:11Oh, yeah.
12:12Oh, yeah.
12:13Oh, yeah.
12:14Oh, yeah.
12:15Oh, yeah.
12:16Oh, yeah.
12:17Oh, yeah.
12:17Oh, yeah.
12:17Oh, yeah.
12:25Shouldn't you be working?
12:27I am working, Mr. Horner.
12:31Come on, I can't get my glutes to look like that.
12:33Maybe you're not properly visualizing the muscle group.
12:35Oh, I'm visualizing it, all right.
12:37On my face.
12:45Why me?
12:47Why not his mother?
12:49Why not you?
12:51Because I can't decide what to wear in the morning.
12:53Who in a right mind would give me power of life and death?
12:55I couldn't do it either.
12:57I don't even like Ted.
12:59Oh, come on, you do so.
13:00I'm not enough to be responsible for his fucking life.
13:03Well, he must have wanted you for a reason.
13:05Maybe he's secretly in love with you.
13:07I love you, I'm comatose.
13:09Kill me.
13:12It's not over yet, Brian.
13:13You can still wake up.
13:17Chris?
13:19No way.
13:20Then don't believe me.
13:22But I thought you were in love with that Brian guy.
13:27Me and Chris?
13:28That's not love, Daph.
13:30That's just fucking.
13:33Oh, and I thought it was detention.
13:36Justin?
13:38I got a goal.
13:42Mrs. Taylor.
13:43Hi, Daphne.
13:46Didn't you have art club this afternoon?
13:48I quit art club.
13:50You love art club?
13:51I'm not interested.
13:53Since when?
13:54Just last week?
13:55You don't know everything about me.
13:58A week's like a long time.
13:59Things can change in a week.
14:04Well, I thought you might like to know I'm going to Nike Town, but you're probably not interested in that
14:08either.
14:10When?
14:10Now.
14:12You can drive.
14:34What?
14:35Just the thing you do with your hands.
14:37Like this.
14:38I do that, huh?
14:39Yeah, you do.
14:40Well, you should know.
14:42Yeah.
14:48People wake up from coma, sweetheart.
14:52Yeah, sure.
14:53Your Uncle Vic, how long was he and his?
14:56Nine days?
14:57Ten.
14:58And I thought I'd lost him.
15:00I couldn't tell your grandma that it was AIDS at the time because she couldn't have dealt with him.
15:03I wanted to hear all about the white light and the tunnel and did Aunt Teresa get to heaven.
15:08First words out of his mouth.
15:10Did I miss the Golden Globes?
15:17So how is he?
15:20Same.
15:21No change.
15:24I'm going to go back a little later.
15:25I thought I'd take something to his mom.
15:35What was that for?
15:38Turkey meatloaf.
15:40Lemon bars.
15:42They're great today.
15:45You're a good driver.
15:47Better than you.
15:52Okay, slow down.
15:53This is a bit too fast.
15:54This is normal.
15:55And you just said I was a good driver.
16:00What?
16:01Nothing.
16:04It's just nice.
16:05You laughed.
16:06It's been a while.
16:09No.
16:10Maybe you could get another car.
16:11Let me have this for school.
16:13Oh, just hand it over, huh?
16:14I was 20 before I had a car.
16:17I was going out with Jay McLaughlin.
16:20He could have been your father.
16:21That's stupid.
16:22I wouldn't be me.
16:23He was my first real boyfriend.
16:24He'd be totally someone else.
16:26Earned with him what a kiss really was.
16:28Gross.
16:29Don't tell me.
16:30I don't want to know.
16:33Well, now you do.
16:38So, do you have a boyfriend, Justin?
16:48You can tell me.
16:49I promise you, I won't tell your father.
16:51I don't.
16:52Then he was brilliant.
17:01Justin.
17:02Justin!
17:22Mrs. Schmidt?
17:25Michael.
17:26I don't mean to bug you.
17:28I brought you this.
17:29It's for my mom.
17:31And the meatloaf and the lemon bars.
17:33The lemon bars are really good.
17:38There's still no change.
17:40They're watching and waiting.
17:42So, I thought I'd take a small break.
17:44I'm sure you could use one.
17:48He mentioned a Michael.
17:51I said, tell me the name of one special friend.
17:55And he said, well, there's a Michael.
17:59Thank you for the food, dear.
18:02I'll stay a bit longer, and then I'll go to his condo tonight.
18:07His condo?
18:09Oh, for pajamas.
18:11I don't know if he even wears them, but if he does, he'll need them when, uh...
18:26Torso?
18:26It's me.
18:28Oh, my God.
18:28Is he dead?
18:29No, but he's gonna wish he was when he finds out his mom's going to his condo tonight for pajamas.
18:34Oh, shit.
18:34What if she finds his porn?
18:35And his magazines.
18:37And remember his 33rd birthday last year?
18:40When we gave him those 33 dildos, that was hilarious.
18:43Well, it's not so funny anymore.
18:45We've got to go there and find all 33.
18:47Wait.
18:48What?
18:48What if he's given some of his hostess gifts?
18:57I don't have a lot of time.
18:59You have time to kiss your son.
19:11Hey, honey, his bath's ready.
19:15Oh, did we know he was coming?
19:17No, we did not know.
19:18Well, it'd be nice if he'd call first.
19:21As I said, his bath's ready, so if you want me to take him...
19:23I don't give a shit what Ted wants.
19:25I'm not doing it.
19:26Do you understand?
19:27I told him he'd be this way.
19:29He has a mother.
19:30Yeah, would you wish this on yours?
19:33He has better friends.
19:35Well, that's for goddamn sure.
19:36Melanie, would you please?
19:37Look, did I barge in here at bath time?
19:39Was that me?
19:40Fuck bath time and fuck you.
19:41Hey, fuck you.
19:42Just stop it.
19:43Both of you.
19:43So let's cut to the chase.
19:44Find somebody else.
19:45His mommy or Michael or Madonna.
19:49I don't care who.
19:49But he chose you.
19:50Well, he chose wrong.
19:51Yeah, that's what I said to him.
19:53I said, Brian is not the person you want responsible for your life.
19:55He's a selfish, narcissistic little fucking baggot.
19:58And let me tell you something.
19:59It's not because you suck cock.
20:00It's because you're a little fucking coward.
20:02So go.
20:03Get out.
20:04Now.
20:19You had no right talking to him that way.
20:23No right?
20:24Ted is lying there on life support.
20:27He's probably never going to wake up, and he's depending on Brian to show him the decency,
20:31the kindness to release him.
20:33That's all the more reason to be kind.
20:36After all, he's the one who has to do it.
20:39Think how hard it must be.
20:41Or if it were one of us.
20:42If it was me lying there and you had to pull the plug.
20:47I'm not sure I could.
20:50Maybe that's why you're so angry at us.
20:52Because he know, if it were you, he'd be as scared and angry as he is.
21:04She knows.
21:04My mom knows.
21:06Holy shit.
21:07I've got to find Brian.
21:08What for?
21:09He'll know what to do.
21:10Like he cares.
21:11He wants me.
21:12How can you tell?
21:14Because I can.
21:15I'm going to live with him.
21:16I'm going to be with him.
21:18You'll see.
21:19Now please, you've got to help me.
21:20I'm grounded.
21:22My mom said she'd better come home and find me reading Toni Morrison.
21:30Well, they don't get home until seven.
21:33And you do be beloved.
21:45That's better.
21:46I'm always telling him not everything in life needs to be centered.
21:49We can redecorate later.
21:50His mother's coming.
21:53Poppers.
21:53Nope.
21:54Cheddar.
21:55A three.
21:56I don't think there are particularly strong shame issues attached to cheese.
21:59Wacko.
21:59Fine.
22:00Whatever.
22:00You check out the bedroom.
22:01I'll work out here.
22:02Okay.
22:09Falcon.
22:10Falcon.
22:12You've got mail.
22:13He masturbates to Meg Ryan and Tom Hanks?
22:16Ow!
22:16Found him.
22:17God.
22:19Jesus.
22:20Look at this one.
22:21Ha!
22:24Sushi!
22:25In this case, sushi!
22:34Stand right through the heart.
22:37All right.
22:37There's like a million of them in there.
22:39Oh, we've got to find them all.
22:40Okay, my son.
22:42What's that?
22:42Oh, my son.
22:51Michael.
22:54Come here.
22:57Come here.
23:09Let's go.
23:14I love you
23:17Hold it down to you
23:21Shit!
23:22I love you
23:23Brian!
23:27Brian!
23:28Rana!
23:32Justin, I gotta go home
23:33But I have to find him
23:36Well, what about the crazy lady?
23:38What crazy lady?
23:39No, the weird one
23:40From the diner
23:41You mean Debbie?
23:46So what do you think it means?
23:48I think it means he likes you
23:50I think it means he loves me
23:54Kind of flattering, in a way
23:56He collects you the way you collect comics
23:59It's just that
24:01All this time I never knew
24:04There's a lot of things we don't know about each other
24:08Like, did you know
24:10I used to walk down the street
24:12In Hazlehurst, Mississippi
24:13And the postman would spit at me
24:18I don't know where my father was born
24:21Or even who he is
24:26I sat with my dead grandma for an hour
24:29And held her hand
24:31Before I told anyone she was dead
24:36How come we never tell each other these things, huh?
24:42Don't tell me
24:43Brian, am I right?
24:47Come on in, I'll make you a sandwich
24:49I actually just need to know how I can...
24:51And don't talk, I can figure it all out
24:55Have a seat, honey
25:05Michael, it's me
25:07You've got mail
25:11I just want you to know
25:12Melanie feels terrible about what she said
25:16Do you think I care?
25:17Look, it's upsetting for all of us
25:19But at a time like this
25:20We could try showing a little compassion
25:23Especially for Ted
25:25Is there any word?
25:27The machines say he's still alive
25:29Poor guy
25:31What about us?
25:35We don't have any beeps or wires
25:37Or little white dots telling us we're alive
25:38So how do we know?
25:40I guess we just take each other's word
25:43Maybe we know from what people expect from us
25:45I mean, take Gus
25:47He needs me to feed him
25:49To change him
25:52Knowing that tells me I'm alive
25:55So for me right now, it's him
25:58What about me?
26:01Ted needs you now
26:04So maybe that's what tells you you're alive
26:10You'll do the right thing
26:12Whatever it is
26:15You don't know that
26:36Fuck you
26:41Fuck you
26:46Fuck you
26:48For going home with some tweaked out little Twinkie
26:50And thinking you got lucky
26:57Did he let you eat his ass?
27:01Did he let you suck his cock?
27:06Well, I hope it was worth it
27:11And fuck you for choosing me
27:16I'll let you lie here forever
27:17How'd you like that?
27:24Can you hear me?
27:33You know
27:34You're not so bad looking
27:38In fact
27:41You look better like this
27:44You should die more often
27:48Or live
27:51So that I don't have to say yes
27:57Yes, I'll do it
28:00I'll give you what you want
28:03What you need
28:07But don't think it's for you
28:08It's not
28:12It's from me
28:33Because you're a little bit
28:34And if it's for you
28:48Oh, Jesus.
28:58This is my house.
29:00You've got your own.
29:01Go home.
29:01I can't.
29:02What?
29:04I can't.
29:05My mom knows.
29:06Well, she can go to my PFLAG group at the center every other Tuesday.
29:09I'll get her a T-shirt and a button.
29:10Ma, please.
29:11Ma, please what?
29:12I am proud to have a gay son.
29:14We know.
29:15And brother.
29:16Thanks, sis.
29:17I've always said it isn't who you love.
29:18It's how you love.
29:20Genitalia is simply God's way of accessorizing.
29:23This is not about you and the Gay Mother of the Year award.
29:26This is about Brian's one-night stand.
29:28Not this one.
29:29Don't bet on it.
29:30And who here even cares?
29:32I do.
29:34My dad threatened to disown me.
29:35He called me a big queer.
29:37He didn't hit you, did he?
29:38Oh, come on, Uncle Vic.
29:39You're not going to listen to this shit.
29:40That's why I have to see Brian.
29:42He'll let me stay with him.
29:43I don't think so.
29:45Well, then, I'll go to New York.
29:47I'll become a hustler and I'll sell my body to gross old homos.
29:51I'll give you 20 bucks.
29:54Saving the train fare.
29:56I'm going to throw up.
29:57I've got to vomit.
29:58Upstairs bathroom.
29:59The one for guests at Drama Queens.
30:04It's not a joke, you know.
30:06Gay teens have a very high suicide rate.
30:08Unfortunately, not this one.
30:34I'm calling his mother.
30:36It's not our business.
30:38He may be telling the truth.
30:39And even if he isn't, she's got to be worried.
30:41She's not worried.
30:43Now she knows.
30:44It's not drugs.
30:45It's not booze.
30:46He didn't buy an automatic weapon to take down to the Spanish club.
30:50It's just cock.
30:53Hi.
30:56How did he find you?
30:58They all find her.
30:59And now he won't leave.
31:00You've got to do something.
31:02Like what?
31:03Like, get him out of my house.
31:05He's upstairs.
31:06All right.
31:07I'm going.
31:09This is not how I wanted to spend my evening.
31:11By the way,
31:14Ted woke up.
31:17He's going to be okay.
31:39What are you doing here?
31:42I'm waiting for you.
31:43Well, it's a relief.
31:44I'll say that.
31:46I like Ted.
31:48There's a real sweetheart in there somewhere.
31:54Michael.
32:06Let's go straight to number one.
32:16To number one.
32:39Six.
32:43Lips.
32:47Five.
32:53I've decided.
32:54What?
32:55You and me.
32:56We're taking him home.
32:57Why you and me?
32:58Why me at all?
33:00Well, he can hardly go with Brian.
33:02And if I go,
33:02it looks a little
33:04Fagan and Oliver Twist.
33:05Leaving me, huh?
33:06The harmless one.
33:07Thanks a lot.
33:14I'm calling your mother.
33:16I'm taking you home.
33:17I'm not going.
33:19You get my tits in a knot, sunshine,
33:21and you're going to be in deep shit.
33:24Excuse me.
33:29What are you studying in school?
33:32Hmm?
33:33It's called conversation.
33:35Hmm.
33:38I need you to talk to Brian.
33:41I'll be there in a second.
33:55I'll be there in a second.
33:55Do you have anything to say?
33:59No.
34:01Well, I do.
34:03You can fuck him at your place.
34:05You can fuck him in his gym class.
34:06You can fuck him at the zoo.
34:07But you cannot fuck him in my mother's house.
34:10In my room.
34:12We're waiting.
34:17Okay.
34:17I'm going to go do this little job.
34:19And then I'm going to go see Ted at the hospital.
34:21You do whatever the fuck you want.
34:27Nobody knows if it's nature or nurture being gay.
34:31Now they're all saying you can tell by the length of the index finger.
34:34Although all of Michael's fingers are perfectly normal,
34:36you should have three kids and a beer belly,
34:37and he's about as gay as you get.
34:40Come on.
34:40Give it a rest.
34:53Listen, that's nice, huh?
34:56Like that old buzzer at our house.
34:59Oh, hi.
35:00Um, I was admiring your chimes.
35:04You have a real nice place here.
35:06Oh, thank you.
35:07Uh, you must be...
35:11Rude little shit, isn't he?
35:14Um, I'm Debbie Novotny.
35:18And this is my gay son, Michael.
35:21Ah.
35:24I'm Jennifer Taylor.
35:26Jennifer.
35:27Honey, who's there?
35:29It's no one!
35:35Um, listen, um...
35:38If you ever need to talk to somebody,
35:40I work over at the Liberty Diner on Liberty Avenue.
35:45Because I know what you're going through.
35:49The finding out.
35:53I mean, I always knew about Michael.
35:56In fact, I told him, right?
35:59To spare him the pain of having to tell me.
36:04So, Jennifer, don't ask, are you?
36:09Because it's never a question.
36:12Just say, I know.
36:15Uh, thank you.
36:22You had to say all that?
36:24I was trying to help.
36:26You try too much.
36:33You're still wearing that same old coat.
36:35So someday you'll buy me a mink.
36:38You're going to be a big success.
36:39Yeah, right.
36:41You'll freeze to death first.
36:43What was that for?
36:44You could be such an asshole.
36:46What'd I do?
36:47You don't know yourself.
36:49Know thyself.
36:51Some Greek said that.
36:53Who was it?
36:55Zorba?
36:57I don't know.
37:01I don't know anything.
37:04Now take me home.
37:10Are you sure I can't help?
37:11I can do it.
37:12It's no big deal.
37:14You should let me drive you home.
37:16I already asked my friends.
37:19Michael, Emmett, Brian.
37:23I met them while you were asleep.
37:26They're very nice.
37:28Especially Michael.
37:31Yeah, Michael is...
37:33especially special.
37:36Are you two...
37:38I mean...
37:39Oh, no.
37:40No, we, uh...
37:42He's just a friend.
37:44Well, he's a very good friend.
37:46He was very kind to me.
37:48I'm grateful you have him.
37:50Yeah, so am I.
37:51Because more than anything,
37:53I worry that you're alone.
37:56You know, that there's no one to look after you.
37:58I can take care of myself.
37:59Oh, I know you can.
38:01You've always been self-sufficient.
38:03I just...
38:03I wish you had someone to love you.
38:06I mean, if you did,
38:07maybe this wouldn't have happened.
38:10Mom, please, let's, uh...
38:12I'm sorry.
38:13I know that it embarrasses you
38:15if I talk too much
38:16or I get too emotional.
38:20But I can't help thinking that
38:23if you hadn't woken up,
38:26then I would never have gotten a chance
38:27to let you know
38:29how proud I am
38:30that you're my son
38:32and that it doesn't matter to me
38:34what you are.
38:35Yeah, I got over that a long time ago.
38:39And that whenever
38:41you're feeling alone
38:44or that no one loves you,
38:47it's not true
38:50because I do.
39:01Mom, for, uh,
39:02for saying that.
39:11Now say it three times
39:12and click your heels.
39:13There's no place like home.
39:16You know,
39:16you guys really didn't have to do this.
39:18All the flowers
39:19and the groceries,
39:20one-stop shopping
39:21at the big Q Mart.
39:22Well, it's nice.
39:24Only,
39:25can somebody tell me
39:26why I had to stay there
39:27three days after I woke up?
39:28They wanted to make sure
39:29you're still alive.
39:30On your best days,
39:32it's hard to tell.
39:34Okay,
39:34just so you don't freak out,
39:37your dildos are missing
39:39and your porn.
39:40We had to move it all
39:41in case your mom found it.
39:44Well,
39:44I expect all 33 back.
39:47Cleaned.
39:50You should eat something, honey.
39:52I'm not hungry.
39:53We bought you
39:54a whole fucking chicken.
39:55And you're gonna eat it.
40:00Oh, my God.
40:01Look at this.
40:03Who keeps Luke
40:04in their friend's kitchen table?
40:05It always looks so much smaller.
40:08What does?
40:09Your life.
40:11Especially after returning
40:12from a near-death experience.
40:14Like watching the Oscars.
40:15Immediately preceded by
40:17the Barbara Walter special.
40:21I'm glad you're here.
40:23You are?
40:26Well,
40:27I...
40:29I...
40:29Um...
40:31What?
40:34I'm...
40:37I'm glad you're here, too.
40:42And if you ever
40:43want to talk about this
40:44or
40:46other stuff.
40:48Other stuff?
40:50You know,
40:51if there's, you know,
40:51if there's something
40:51you can't talk about.
40:53Like what?
40:54I don't know.
40:56You know,
40:56maybe if you talk about it,
40:58it might help it.
41:00But,
41:01you know,
41:01you might not get
41:02what you want.
41:04but...
41:07Oh, shit.
41:10Are you going to come
41:11eat the chicken?
41:14I'm going to arrange
41:15the daisies.
41:20I saw you
41:22fucking
41:24when I woke up.
41:26I thought
41:29I'm in hell.
41:31And this is my punishment.
41:33Watching Brian Kinney
41:35fucking for all eternity.
41:38You should be so lucky.
41:45Why me?
41:48Why did you choose me?
41:57My mother couldn't do it.
42:00Michael and Emmett
42:01couldn't do it.
42:03But
42:04you could.
42:06Because you're
42:07a heartless shit.
42:09You could pull the plug
42:11and you wouldn't cry.
42:13And you'd know
42:13when it's time to go.
42:18Let's get
42:19fucking wet!
42:33I want it to be you.
42:35What?
42:36I want it to be you.
42:38I'll put it in writing.
42:41I want it to be you, too.
42:44You pull my plug.
42:46And you pull mine.
42:48I want it to be you.
42:49I want it to be you.
42:52I want it to be you.
42:55I want it to be you, too.
42:55I want it to be you.
42:56I want it to be you, too.
42:56I want it to be you, too.
42:56I want it to be you, too.
42:56I want it to be you, too.
42:57I want it to be you, too.
42:57I want it to be you, too.