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00:03Michael, I have this fantasy look at home.
00:05Uh-huh.
00:06It's Sunday morning, and I'm lying in bed,
00:09and I hear the little thump of the newspaper at the door,
00:11and the sun's just coming through the window.
00:13Yeah?
00:14And in the distance, I hear the sound of someone singing very quietly
00:18because they don't want to wake me up.
00:20Well, that's considerate, I think.
00:22And as I look across the room,
00:25I see through the frosted glass of the shower
00:28of the shape of the guy that I love.
00:33Am I conditioning my hair at the time?
00:34I'm being serious, Michael.
00:35No, I'm sorry. It sounds nice.
00:36It is nice. It can be nice. It will be nice when you move in with me.
00:40Hey, what do you know? X-Men's out on DVD.
00:45You haven't given me an answer yet.
00:47I've been thinking about it.
00:49And?
00:51Well, it's a big step.
00:52Watch out for the doctor.
00:53Yes, it's a big step. Of course it's a big step,
00:55and I don't want to put pressure on you,
00:57but I believe that when somebody knows what they want,
00:58they've got to go after it.
01:00I want you to be coming out of that shower,
01:04and I want to know that you're not going to run out.
01:09Wouldn't you like that too?
01:11Well, sure.
01:12So when do I get an answer?
01:15Soon.
01:17I promise.
01:18I promise.
01:18We're still in for brunch tomorrow?
01:20I can hardly wait.
01:27David?
01:28Yeah?
01:30Nobody's ever put me in a fantasy before.
01:32That you know about.
01:38Don't they have this beautiful baby?
01:40Hi.
01:40Hi, Lynn.
01:41Second most beautiful.
01:46Do you know he's a stay-at-home dad?
01:48Really?
01:49So who pays for the pampers?
01:50She does.
01:51They have stocks on the internet.
01:54Anyway, I was just thinking,
01:58I'd like to stay at home.
01:59Well, that sounds good.
02:00We can order in Kung Pao chicken,
02:01rent germs of endearment.
02:02You know what I mean.
02:06What about your job?
02:08Do you think anyone ever looked back on their life and said,
02:11Gee, I wish I hadn't taken that year off to be with the baby.
02:14But I thought we had a plan.
02:15A good plan.
02:17After your maternity leaves up, then you get a nanny.
02:20A nanny, I know, I know.
02:22I don't even think I'd be in love like this.
02:28Look, I'm perfectly happy for you to stay at home,
02:30and I think it'd be wonderful for Gus to have one of his mommies with him,
02:33but we have to be practical.
02:36Money.
02:37Unless you have a solution.
02:40Brian?
02:42It's just a suggestion.
02:44After what he did?
02:45Just remember, we wouldn't have Gus without him.
02:48And every time I look at him, kiss him, hold him,
02:52I realize I have absolutely no rights.
02:55You're still his parent.
02:56Every bit as much as I am.
02:58Not every bit.
02:59Brian took that away from me.
03:01I have no more claims to our son than if I were a total stranger.
03:09Oh my God!
03:11He lives here?
03:12No, I do too.
03:13It's not cool.
03:15Check out the TV.
03:16And the DVDs.
03:18The furniture is all Italian.
03:20Milan.
03:22Ooh!
03:23Where do you see the painting of the naked guy?
03:28Oh.
03:30Justin, uh...
03:31A word?
03:37What the fuck is going on out there?
03:39I was just giving my friend Daphne a tour.
03:41This is not the White House.
03:42George Washington never slept here.
03:44He's the only one who hasn't.
03:46Would you please just keep it down?
03:49Do you have any idea what time it is?
03:51It's noon.
03:53Oh shit, I'm supposed to meet my new trainer at one.
03:55Fuck!
04:01You're just gonna have to be more considerate, Daph.
04:04Do either one of you know how to make a creatine and soy shake?
04:08No.
04:10Would you please just pour me some guava juice?
04:18Here it is.
04:21So are you going home today?
04:22What for?
04:23Well, I saw the balloons in the mailbox.
04:26Oh shit.
04:27Molly's birthday.
04:30Yeah, but how can I go back now?
04:31No.
04:32She's a little sister.
04:33I'm sure she misses you.
04:35Yeah, she's probably appropriated all my coolest stuff.
04:38What'd you do, Brian?
04:42You'll make an excellent wife.
04:43Then she can drop you.
04:45Please.
04:46I'm never getting married.
04:48I mean, why be tied down?
04:49I love this girl.
04:51So...
04:53I'm going.
04:55What are you doing?
04:56Hmm, gonna smoke some weed.
04:58Download porn.
04:58Mm-hmm.
05:00Well, if you go out, be sure and set the alarm.
05:04Bye, darling.
05:09Oh my God.
05:11He's to die for.
05:17Holly, I'm...
05:18I'm so happy for you.
05:20When did he ask?
05:22Last week.
05:23Last week?
05:23Last week?
05:25Why didn't you tell me?
05:26I haven't told anyone.
05:27I haven't decided yet.
05:29What?
05:29What's to decide?
05:30The man of your dreams wants you to move in with him.
05:34I don't know if we're ready.
05:36We don't know each other very well and...
05:38Please, there's plenty of time for that once you're living together.
05:40What about my stuff?
05:42My comics and my robots and Captain Astro?
05:46Fuck Captain Astro.
05:47You've got Dr. David.
05:50This is still my home.
05:52This dump?
05:54Honey, you won't look back.
05:57And what about you guys?
05:59If I'm living with someone, I won't be able to see you.
06:02Of course you will.
06:05I, for one, expect to be invited to fabulous dinner parties at least once a week.
06:15This is about what a certain someone's gonna say, isn't it?
06:19Well, I say that you deserve to be loved.
06:23And don't let any man, queen, or Brian tell you otherwise.
06:32Thanks, Anne.
06:34You're welcome.
06:40Now, there's just one other thing.
06:43What about me?
06:45How the hell am I supposed to pay the rent on this place all by myself?
06:47Oh!
06:49Oh!
06:51Okay, get ready for the count of three.
06:54One, two, three.
07:00You're gonna get your wish!
07:04Jennifer.
07:08Sweetheart!
07:11It came!
07:14I couldn't miss Molly's birthday.
07:16Where's dad?
07:17Uh, he's upstairs watching the game.
07:19It's party's own exactly his thing.
07:20Molly!
07:22Jesse!
07:22Happy birthday, Lisk!
07:24What's she gonna give me?
07:26Permission to live.
07:28Here.
07:35Justin, this is beautiful.
07:38Me?
07:39Okay, go get some cake.
07:42She's thrilled you came.
07:43Yeah.
07:44How could you tell?
07:46Are you alright?
07:47Are you eating?
07:48Does it look like I'm starving?
07:49Well, you are staying for dinner.
07:52That depends if dad wants to see me.
07:53Of course he wants to see you.
07:56He's as upset about this as you are.
07:58Really?
07:59He wants you to come home.
08:01As you know I do.
08:04I want to come home too.
08:08Come on, Justin.
08:10I'm so glad to hear you say that.
08:14It's my time.
08:15Wait.
08:16What about the rules?
08:18Which rules?
08:20That I can't go out or see Brian?
08:22Or talk about my disgusting lifestyle?
08:26I don't, I don't think he meant it quite that way.
08:29What did he mean?
08:31I think he just wants everything to be as it was.
08:36It can't be the way it was.
08:38I'm not the way I was.
08:39And I, I don't want you to be anything other than who you are.
08:42I just, I have to consider the needs of this whole family.
08:49Not just your desires.
08:54You have to understand that.
08:58Mom!
08:59Mom!
09:00Mom!
09:08Let's get that tape cut.
09:10I don't know.
09:11That's why I was asking.
09:14You like the flower, right?
09:17Yeah.
09:39That was just a warm up.
09:40Wow.
09:41Now we do some serious pumping.
09:43Focusing on each muscle group.
09:46And plenty of reps.
09:52What the fuck?
09:54Jesus, I thought I told that kid.
10:00The fucking television's gone.
10:02And my computer.
10:04My files.
10:06You stole my fucking clothes!
10:13Is the best still here?
10:16You had any strangers in the house recently?
10:31No, just family and close friends.
10:35So do you want me to pick you up or do you want to meet me at Woody's?
10:37Fuck Woody's.
10:38I've been robbed.
10:40Get your ass over here.
10:49Holy shit!
10:53Forgot to set the alarm?
10:56I thought I did.
10:58Thought you did, or you didn't.
11:01Where the fuck did you go?
11:02My sister's birthday party.
11:04And then I kinda walked around.
11:07Well, while you were kinda walking around, I got kinda robbed.
11:10Just take it easy.
11:11That's all there's left to take.
11:14Look, I didn't mean to do it.
11:15I'm so sorry.
11:18I told you, when I said you could stay here, there are rules.
11:22Now you've got five minutes to pack your shit.
11:25None of which, of course, stolen.
11:27And get the fuck out of here!
11:40Brian got robbed.
11:42Brian's been moved to a safer neighborhood.
11:45Like this.
11:46I leave my door unlocked, nothing ever gets taken.
11:49Not many thieves are looking for a velvet matador painting in a console PV set from 1968, Ma.
11:54Those things happen to be very collectible these days.
11:57So do they have any idea who did it?
11:59No.
11:59But Brian sure is pissed at Justin.
12:02Poor sunshine.
12:03Here, have some pancakes.
12:05You can't, I have a brunch.
12:06A brunch?
12:07My, aren't we fancy.
12:09It's the same thing as breakfast.
12:11Except with some kiwi fruit on the side.
12:13Are you going with David, my chiropractor-in-law?
12:16Don't you start too.
12:17Start what?
12:18All I did was ask.
12:19Next thing you know, you'll be wanting to know if we're going to move in together.
12:23Wait a minute.
12:24Back up.
12:26He asked you?
12:30Yes, he asked.
12:33Did you hear that?
12:35He asked you?
12:37Oh, Michael, that's wonderful!
12:40Congratulations, Mike.
12:41Oh, I've got some beautiful heirloom pieces that your grandmother gave me.
12:45I've been saving them up just for you.
12:46Don't drag out the candlesticks yet.
12:48I didn't say yes.
12:50Well, what did you say?
12:52Well, I said I'd think about it.
12:54What's to think about?
12:55Plenty.
12:57I remember it took Roberto and me six months to finally decide to live together.
13:02And a week to break up.
13:03Well, how did you know he was still seeing three of his exes?
13:06Why do you have to fill the kid's head with horror stories?
13:09I'm just saying it's not so easy for two men to be a couple.
13:12You think it's easy for anybody?
13:17But if you love each other, you at least owe it to yourselves to try.
13:27You didn't have to make brunch.
13:29Brunch is served.
13:31I brought brunch.
13:32Twelve Armani suits, four Gucci belts, and six pairs of Prada shoes.
13:38Gone.
13:39You know, I'm starting to suspect gay on gay crime.
13:42Well, I wouldn't be surprised. You have more visitors in Disney World.
13:46Can you find a knife for the cream cheese?
13:48Yeah, well, they stole that too.
13:49They stole your cutlery?
13:51Even my juicer. I mean, who the fuck steals a Philippe Stark juicer?
13:55A thirsty thief with good taste.
13:58Is that how you could cook?
14:00Some day I'm going to make some lucky man the perfect wife.
14:04I used to say the same thing.
14:06But instead you've made someone the perfect husband.
14:09These days you boys are so careful about what you eat.
14:12All those egg whites and protein bars.
14:15I suspect it's less to do with health and more about keeping those 29 inch wastes.
14:21Oh, come on. You guys are in great shape.
14:23Let me try to stay active.
14:25If you know what I mean.
14:28Oh, I hope they find who's responsible.
14:30I know who's responsible.
14:31That little asshole who forgot to set my alarm.
14:33Oh, as if you never forgot anything.
14:35I think then it worked.
14:37I just want Lindsay to be happy and it's all I've ever wanted.
14:40I think it's great that she wants to stay home with the baby, but on your salary alone I just
14:45don't see how we can make it work.
14:48Maybe if I took on a bigger caseload or what if we reduced our expenses?
14:54It's going to be kind of tough with another mouth to feed.
14:57We used to met in World War II.
14:59We served on a warship. New Yorktown.
15:01Talk about your gay crews.
15:03There was this place behind the ammo bay where you could get a blow job anytime, day or night.
15:10This was wartime.
15:12You could die at any moment.
15:14And sex was how you knew you were still alive.
15:18I know you may not want to hear this, considering he wouldn't give you parental rights, but...
15:22No, I told Lindsay, Brian is not the solution to our problems, he's the cause, and he can keep his
15:26goddamn money.
15:28Well, then there's only one other possibility.
15:35So where is he?
15:37Who?
15:37Justin.
15:38I don't know.
15:40I told him to pack his shit and get the hell out.
15:43You want me to use my inheritance my father gave me?
15:46Well, if it's that important to you to have Lindsay stay home with the baby.
15:52It's just that that's my nest egg. It's all I have in case something should happen.
15:57I know. It's a tough call. Believe me, if there's any other way, but I really don't see that we
16:04have any other options.
16:06We just came back from Bora Bora.
16:08Yeah.
16:09Went there on our 50th.
16:1050th?
16:12Anniversary.
16:14Holy shit.
16:15Yeah, it amazes me too.
16:24I can't believe they've been together for so long.
16:27Well, that's why I wanted you to meet them, to see it's possible for two men to share a life
16:31together.
16:32That's what I'd like for us.
16:35Are you two planning to live together?
16:37Michael hasn't decided yet, but I'm hoping.
16:41What's stopping you?
16:43I get nervous on cruises. I get seasick crossing the Susquehanna, so...
16:47Listen, young man. Living together ain't for sissies.
16:51Neither is growing old.
16:52And no matter what the problems, the sacrifices, it's worth it.
16:56Having someone beside you who shares your life.
17:00And you were there to share his.
17:05You sent him away?
17:06Look, I did him a favor, and this is how he repays me.
17:09He didn't do it on purpose.
17:10Would you please stop making excuses for him?
17:13Sorry. Must be a force of habit.
17:16Come on, honey.
17:18Hey, where are you going?
17:20It's time for Gus's brunch.
17:21I thought you were gonna help me with this list.
17:23Yeah, there's one valuable item that's missing that can't be replaced.
17:38You're such a big dramatic queen.
17:40It's a drama queen.
17:41And do you have a better idea?
17:43You could stay at my house.
17:44Yeah, I'm sure your parents would love that.
17:47What are you gonna do in New York?
17:49Model.
17:50You're skinny enough. You have like the world's most perfect hair.
17:53Or I could be a go-go boy. I've seen him at Babylon.
17:56I could make, like, a hundred bucks a night.
17:58Maybe I could come with you. I could shake it up, too.
18:00That'd be great. You and me.
18:04Except...
18:05I have to be home by 11.
18:07Yeah.
18:09I'm going.
18:13Look at this.
18:15It's a confirmation number.
18:17I charged a ticket.
18:19Since when do you have a credit card?
18:20I took Brian's.
18:22That's like a major felony or something.
18:24You could go to jail for that.
18:26They still have a place to live.
18:28Besides, I'm gonna pay them back.
18:29As soon as I get a job.
18:31I just gotta get out of here.
18:33Now.
18:3650 years?
18:38Poor suckers.
18:39Do you think they still do it?
18:42At their age, it's not about sex.
18:43Yeah, it's about life support.
18:46You know, it just so happens a person can have an active sex life at any age.
18:48Well, that means there's still hope for you.
18:51So, weren't you and the doc gonna start massaging each other's prostates?
18:54Would you give him a break? He's having enough trouble to sight it.
18:57Then why not consult Mysterious Marilyn?
19:00What'll it be, boys? Palms? Tarot? Spin around the Ouija? Only 20 bucks.
19:1010.
19:11And not a peso more.
19:13Mysterious Marilyn senses you're an accountant.
19:16Oh, she's good.
19:17You. The one with the boyfriend. Sit.
19:20Put your digits on the Ouija, sweetheart.
19:24Ouija? What is his true love's name?
19:30B. R. I.
19:33Oh, this is too weird.
19:35That is not my boyfriend's name.
19:36That wasn't the question.
19:37And frankly, he's a bad man.
19:39Now let's ask about your boyfriend.
19:43Hey.
19:45Justin's run away.
19:47What are you talking about?
19:48He went to New York.
19:49With your credit card.
19:50What?
19:52He took your credit card.
19:54That little fuck.
19:55He's going to become a go-go boy in Chelsea.
19:57And he's going to be very successful.
20:00How do you know?
20:01God writes the script, sweetie.
20:02I just say the lines.
20:07You better find him and bring him back.
20:09I see you on the Pennsylvania Turnpike.
20:11What the fuck you do?
20:12And before you leave, be sure to check the air in your tires.
20:16This is all your fault.
20:18Ow!
20:19This is all your fault.
20:23Since when is he my responsibility?
20:25Since you took him home and fucked him.
20:27Ma, please.
20:28Well, that's the truth.
20:29I mean, you've gotten away with a lot.
20:31More than you should.
20:31But not this time.
20:33Now you're going to New York.
20:34The fuck I am?
20:35And you're bringing Sunshine home in exactly the condition which you found him.
20:38Otherwise, it's not his parents or the police you're going to answer to, honey.
20:40You're going to answer to me.
20:42Why do you care?
20:43Because I couldn't live with myself if something happened to that kid.
20:45I love him like my son.
20:47Hell, you're all my sons.
20:49Thank you, Arthur Miller.
20:52I mean, New York's a pretty big place.
20:54How are we supposed to find him?
20:55Definitely.
20:56Said he'd be in Chelsea.
20:57I'm not going to New York.
21:00Look, I'll go with you.
21:02What about your work?
21:03I can miss a day.
21:04So you never have to ask this kid for anything?
21:07Well, as long as the back seat's empty, I guess I might as well be in it.
21:10Yeah, yeah.
21:11Count me in.
21:11Why do you guys want to go?
21:13Why?
21:15Why?
21:16Why?
21:16How can you even ask that?
21:18Right, you're one of our closest friends.
21:20Why don't you go off on this perilous journey all on your own?
21:22We are going to be with you all the way.
21:24I'm really touched.
21:27What's the real reason?
21:31Road trip, road trip, road trip, road trip, road trip.
21:37Well, it's going to be a bumpy night, so let's do a bump and stay up.
21:41Put that shit away.
21:43All right, I've got Valium.
21:45It's come down.
21:46If you're not careful, you're going to get addicted.
21:48Please, I'm doing this for years.
21:53I don't know what clothes to take.
21:54Just, um, pack your basic little black dress.
21:56Works for all occasions.
22:00Wait a minute.
22:00Where is it?
22:01What?
22:02It's a Broadway album.
22:04Can't go to the Big Apple without Barbara.
22:07Road trip, road trip, road trip, road trip.
22:12I got your message.
22:14Well, you didn't have to come all the way over here.
22:16Oh, of course I did.
22:17Now, what is this about a trip to New York?
22:19In case we go clothing, should I bring the black leather or the orange leather?
22:22David.
22:23Hi.
22:24Hi, Emmett.
22:25Hi.
22:26Um, hey, you should come with us because after spending all night in Brian's Jeep, boy,
22:30we are all going to need adjustments.
22:36Justin ran away, so.
22:38You've decided to form a search party.
22:41Emmett and Ted and me.
22:43And Brian.
22:44The boys.
22:46Weren't we supposed to go to Melanie and Lindsey's?
22:48Oh, shit.
22:49I'm sorry.
22:50I forgot.
22:51Ah, don't worry about it.
22:52You do what you have to do.
22:56Thanks.
22:58And, uh, I want you to know, I've been thinking seriously, very seriously about, you know.
23:10Living together.
23:11Right.
23:13You have a safe trip.
23:14Wear your seatbelt.
23:15Okay.
23:17Goodbye, Emmett.
23:19I know.
23:20It's going to be a bumpy night.
23:39Idiot, yeah.
23:39Jimmy, shut the fuck up.
23:42No, not you, man.
23:43Stop being such a party poop.
23:45This is not a party.
23:46This is Dylan.
23:47A song and a snack can turn any moment into an occasion.
23:52So, they're having any more charges on my visa except for the flight to New York.
23:57And, you know, let me know if there are.
24:01Alright, let's sing some Barbara.
24:02You know, you can't do Barbara unless you've got the lyrics on the monitor.
24:07Mitch!
24:08If one of you starts to sing people, I will leave you on the side of the road without stopping.
24:14He's not kidding.
24:15Alright, well, we've already told all our big dick stories.
24:18Discussed anti-gay legislation.
24:20What we think of Betts' new series.
24:21And, let's see.
24:22We've been on the road...
24:24Oh, 27 minutes.
24:25Only five hours left to kill.
24:26And if anyone can kill them, you can.
24:31God, we must be having our fucking minds over this.
24:34We'd be saying that if we were going after the hottest guy in the world.
24:37Yeah, that's because he'd be going after me.
24:40Alright, so, how do we find the little boy lost?
24:43Mysterious Marilyn said he'd be in Chelsea.
24:45You don't really believe that shit.
24:48You know, Brian?
24:49Sometimes you have to put your faith in the higher power and trust that everything's going to work out.
24:55Jesus!
25:00Running off to New York.
25:03There's an original excuse to cancel at the last minute.
25:05It's probably a good thing Michael's along.
25:08Just to make sure Brian doesn't get distracted.
25:10If you'd rather I not stay...
25:11Don't be silly.
25:12So it'll be just the three of us.
25:14Not exactly what I had planned.
25:15And we all know who to thank for things not working out the way we planned.
25:19Hon, what do you check?
25:20I'm Garcia, and if you could check on...
25:21Check on dinner.
25:22No problem.
25:23David, would you like some wine?
25:24Merlot or some...
25:24Chardonnay.
25:25Oh, and be sure to use the...
25:27Wine goblets that my master gave us.
25:29You two are amazing.
25:31We are?
25:31You're like a synchronized swimmer.
25:33It's the way you think together, move together, even finish each other's sentences.
25:36Well, I guess that's what happens after six years.
25:39Become one.
25:41I'd like that for Michael and me.
25:43It'll happen.
25:43Oh, you two are a perfect fit.
25:45I don't know.
25:47I might have pushed too hard.
25:50That might be why I ran away.
25:52He'll be back.
25:52Oh, and believe me.
25:53After a night with Emmett, Ted, and Brian, you'll be looking damn good.
26:00Cheers to that.
26:01Cheers.
26:01Cheers.
26:02Fuck.
26:03Mysterious Marilyn was right.
26:06Hooray for her.
26:08So now what do we do?
26:10Well, I could always display a well-turned ankle.
26:13Yeah, a lot of good that'll do us.
26:16Or...
26:17I can change a tire.
26:20You cannot change a tire.
26:22I know you all just think of me as this Nelly retail queen.
26:25But it just so happens I make it my business to know anything that has to do with lug nuts.
26:30Great.
26:31Now, like any good magician, I'll need an assistant from the audience.
26:35You, the lovely brunette in the front row.
26:38Come with me.
26:48I only have one.
26:50For you and me.
26:55Come on.
27:05Stroke.
27:11I told you.
27:16So, here we are.
27:18Brian and Mikey's excellent adventure.
27:23It sure isn't how I was planning to spend my evening.
27:26Yeah, how did you think you'd be spending it?
27:28Going with David to dinner at Lindsay and Melanie's.
27:32Oh, dinner parties.
27:35Couples.
27:37Christ, Mikey.
27:37Is this the life I raised you to live?
27:40Never happened to your sense of fun and your thirst for adventure.
27:43I'm here with you, aren't I?
27:45Stranded on the turnpike.
27:50You know, that's what I'm going to miss the most.
27:52Times like this.
27:53It's just you and me.
27:58But now you have to dock.
28:02So, how big is his dick anyway?
28:04I'm not going to tell you.
28:05When he comes, does he run to the shower or does he lay there and hold you tight, all wet
28:11and sticky?
28:12He lays there and holds me, all wet and sticky.
28:17I guess he does love you.
28:20I don't know.
28:21I guess.
28:24I'm glad you came with me.
28:27We've always been there for each other.
28:29More than me.
28:30That's not true.
28:31Yeah, it is.
28:33I know I can be she and see sometimes.
28:35I know that.
28:37It's only because I know that you'll always love me, no matter what.
28:43I do.
28:47How do you do?
28:49Always have.
28:51Always will.
28:54I don't know how I could have made it without you.
29:08All right, ladies.
29:10We're ready to roll.
29:15Now.
29:18David's great, isn't he?
29:19Oh, Michael's damn lucky.
29:22Let's just hope he doesn't blow it.
29:25What's this?
29:29This card entitles the bearer to one year off.
29:34To take care of the world's most beautiful baby.
29:39I crunched the numbers.
29:41But how?
29:42It doesn't matter how.
29:44I made it work.
29:49I don't know what to say.
29:51I don't have to say anything.
29:55Oh, my God.
29:56Have you ever seen some of these cute boys in your life?
29:58Jesus, like a porn star convention.
30:00You're supposed to be looking for Justin.
30:02No, we haven't found him yet.
30:04Keep looking.
30:04Okay.
30:05Okay, yeah, I need a break.
30:06So we hit a homo bar.
30:07All right.
30:08How about the lore?
30:10Leather, uniform, rubber.
30:12Yeah, I have a rubber.
30:13I have a problem with rubber.
30:14It accentuates my hips.
30:15Fan-fucking-tastic.
30:17Good news.
30:18Someone's been getting my credit card.
30:22I'll meet you guys back here now.
30:31This is to me where you're headed the wrong direction.
30:35I think something's telling me things.
30:37This thing's...
30:38This is to me where I turn, birdies are singing.
30:58Do you want to come in?
30:59Why not? Since I'm paying for it.
31:05New York's amazing.
31:06I went clubbing last night till 6 in the morning.
31:09And the guys, the guys are...
31:11Did you really think you were going to get away with this?
31:14I figured sooner or later someone would come and arrest me.
31:17But I was hoping that you would find me first.
31:21Well, congratulations.
31:23Now pack your shit, because we're going back.
31:27Back?
31:28Back to what?
31:30My parents don't want me.
31:32You don't want me.
31:34My life's a fucking mess, Brian.
31:36Well, whose isn't?
31:39We're going to straighten that out.
31:41First thing when we get back, we're going to find you a place to live.
31:44Why can't I live with you?
31:44Because my place is only big enough for one person. That's me.
31:54Now listen up.
31:55We're going back to glorious Pittsburgh.
31:59You're going back to school.
32:01You're going to turn 18.
32:03You're going to pay back every cent you charged on my credit card.
32:07By the way,
32:08I didn't go out clubbing.
32:11I didn't even leave the room.
32:15Don't worry, I won't tell anyone.
32:18You look like shit.
32:19You should go take a shower.
32:21Yeah, probably shit.
32:22I'm a stink.
32:22I'm a stink.
32:24Yeah.
32:27Sounds like you had a rough night.
32:35You need help.
33:00What do you mean he's staying here?
33:02I talked to his mom.
33:03She's all for it.
33:04Well, I'm not.
33:05Well, what do you care?
33:06You're moving in with David.
33:08It's still my room.
33:09It's still got some of my things in it.
33:11Well, maybe you'd like to move some of your things out.
33:13Sunshine's going to need the closet space.
33:16This is all your fault.
33:18Thanks a fucking lot.
33:19Wait a minute.
33:20Brian finally did something right.
33:22Why, Deb, that's the sweetest thing you've ever said to me.
33:25Don't press your luck.
33:27Don't worry.
33:28I promise I'll take care of it.
33:30You better.
33:31Because I'm going to be doing unscheduled checks.
33:34If anything's missing or damaged.
33:37Why don't you two boys run along
33:39and let me explain the rules of the house
33:42to the newest member of our family.
33:44More rules.
33:50Starting with no bringing tricks home after midnight.
33:59Hey, the traveler returns.
34:11So, how was New York?
34:13I really didn't get to see much of it.
34:15Well, I'm glad.
34:17It gives me a chance to show you myself.
34:21So, can I...
34:23Get me something to eat?
34:26You just finished my sentence.
34:29Sorry.
34:29No, no, that's nice.
34:32Nice.
34:38I've been thinking a lot about...
34:40Moving in.
34:42I was thinking about it practically the entire time.
34:47And...
34:51I love you.
34:55I really do.
34:56I love you.
35:01What?
35:07The answer is no.
35:10I'm just not ready.
35:13Oh, I understand.
35:15You do?
35:18All the excitement and the adventure of...
35:21taking off in the middle of the night
35:24with your friends to New York.
35:27Being with Brian.
35:29The memories.
35:30The history.
35:31I can't compete with that.
35:35No, all they have to offer is me.
35:38Us.
35:40This home.
35:45Can't we still be boyfriends?
35:50We could be.
35:57But I don't want a boyfriend, Michael.
36:02I want a partner.
36:04I want a partner.
36:14I want a partner.
36:21I want a partner.
36:30I want a partner.
36:39Morning, beautiful.