00:00Is this you?
00:00Oh man, I wish I wasn't a people pleaser. I wish I could just say no.
00:04Ha! What a loser.
00:05But that's okay, because for only 99999999, I'll be there to say no for you.
00:10Bye, Grandma.
00:11You never spent time with me. How about you come over tomorrow as well?
00:15Well, I...
00:16No!
00:17She hates you!
00:19Stop!
00:20Stop what I hate you!
00:21I also do proposals.
00:23Sandra, will you marry me?
00:25Yes!
00:27With people pleasants, I have transformed customers from this to this.
00:38Scratch that.
00:39Would it be okay for you?
00:40Could you please...
00:41No!
00:41Could you please go and...
00:43No!
00:43Could you please help me with this ingrown under my armpit?
00:46I do it! I do it! I do it! I do it! I do it! I do it! I do
00:49it! I do it! I do it! I do it! I do it!
00:49Could you help me put pineapple on this thing?
00:52So what are you waiting for? Confidence and self-love?
00:55Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
01:01People pleasants is intended for the treatment of people pleasing.
01:02Use only as directed. Side effects may include bullying, violence, death, or dry mouth.
01:04Consult your doctor if you experience any unusual symptoms.
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