00:00I'm hanging out in my childhood room.
00:01This was me as a child.
00:02Probably just murdered someone.
00:05Sylvia, uh, probably by cursing them.
00:08So here's also me, look at that, look at that.
00:11Boom, this is also me.
00:12I'm joking, it's Angela Merkel.
00:13Count this.
00:14Let's spill my darkest secrets.
00:16Caro diario, ora ti rivelo i miei segreti.
00:18I'm ready for b****.
00:20B****, b****, b****, b****.
00:22No, I actually put censor stars.
00:24I don't know who these people are.
00:25I was 10 when I wrote this, by the way.
00:26My other diary.
00:27Look, I was edgy back then.
00:29There are a lot of empty pages.
00:31One says b**** when I actually had to censor,
00:33because it's a bad word.
00:34It's even written separately on a piece of paper.
00:36Look, I found my brain.
00:37Anyways, I did karate once and I won this.
00:40It says nothing on the bottom, nor on the top.
00:42Trust me on this, I got this because I did karate.
00:45If you don't believe me after this, then I don't know.
00:47I did one entire year of karate when I was 11.
00:58I think I forgot everything.
01:03I hit my, I hit my toe.
01:06I was so...
01:07Oh...
01:10Owie!
01:11Also, I cut my hair.
01:12And here's a transition I forgot to mention.
01:15You guys want to see my favorite book ever?
01:18Mummies.
01:18I was so fascinated by mummies back then.
01:21And now I'm fascinated by mummies.
01:23Would you believe me if I told you that I did ballet once?
01:25Okay, doesn't really fit anymore.
01:27However, interesting story about this tutu.
01:29The ballet teacher's daughter was jealous that I had a tutu like this.
01:33So, the ballet teacher forbid me from wearing it.
01:35Look at me now, Barbara.
01:37I'm on my way.
01:38Wait, let me see if I can edit this out how I want it to be edited.
01:43Oh, I have the worst of headaches.
01:45How much jumping did not do me good.
01:47Awa.
01:48I'm still sick.
01:49Pit check.
01:53Galinda, who?
01:54What you gonna do now?
01:56Who, who?
02:00Look, it's an original Strubelpeter book, super ruined.
02:03This is what my mom used to read me when I was little.
02:06Look, someone's drowning.
02:08Ooh, that's racist.
02:10Okay.
02:11Look, guys, this bag is not a toy.
02:13What if I just, oh, there.
02:15This bag is a toy.
02:18I don't want to brag, but
02:22Regigigas.
02:23One was my favorite.
02:24And then this one became my favorite.
02:26And I had another one, but a friend of mine stole it from me, and then he denied it.
02:30The other cards are in here.
02:32It's my secret box, because my mom once threw them all away, so I needed to hide them.
02:37And this is a box.
02:39In a box.
02:40In a box.
02:42Ta-da!
02:42Look at me now, haters.
02:43Here it is.
02:48Wow.
02:49Stalos.
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