00:00Are you not one of them cool kids at school?
00:02Are you not one of them populars?
00:03I guess, but I don't need to be popular.
00:05And that's okay, because thanks to me,
00:07you won't be a fuggly-shmuggly loser any longer.
00:10Hey.
00:11Because for only $99.99, I'll be with you every second of the day
00:15to number one, make you look cool in front of them populars.
00:18Hey, guys.
00:19Hey, Tiffany, I heard your grandma passed away,
00:21but that's okay, because I found her urn
00:23and made her a protein shake just for you.
00:26What the hell?
00:27And it was all her.
00:28No, it wasn't.
00:29No, it wasn't.
00:29Oh, my God, that's actually her urn.
00:30Are you crazy?
00:31Where did you find it?
00:32Tiff.
00:33Can I call you Tiff?
00:34Number two, help you beat out the toughest person in prison, school.
00:37Oh, my God, so you'll give me a second chance?
00:39Yes, I'll find a way for you to earn extra credit.
00:41It's not that bad.
00:42Number three, help you fit in like you were born one of them.
00:45So, which exercise are we going to start with?
00:47Don't know what you're talking about.
00:49You said you were going to help me with math.
00:54Oh, my God.
00:56So, what are you waiting for?
00:57Just call the number 696969 and send me money and then we'll see what happens.
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