00:00Rosa, do you trust me?
00:01Eh, I trust you like I trusted my mother before she went to get passata
00:04tipo madaro while we had tomatoes growing in the garden and I don't know
00:06Rosa, Rosa, Rosa, last time I checked we were on the ship that doesn't sink
00:09not on the ship with the people who asked
00:12Motherf*****
00:12Rosa, Rosa, I'm sorry, I'm sorry
00:14What I meant to say was just close your eyes and spread your arms like Jesus
00:18The last guy that did this, we stole my wallet
00:20He looked exactly like you, only he had a drawn-on mustache
00:23No way
00:24Oh, that's okay, he was very bad in bed
00:26And his spaghetti kept falling off the fork because he didn't know how to twist
00:29I know how to twist!
00:30My hand was just hurting from all the push-ups I do every day
00:34Oh dear, it was you
00:35No, then what is that?
00:36Eh, my hand
00:37Oh f*****, the thing in your hand
00:38Oh, you mean this
00:42You dropped my wallet
00:44Okay, listen, Rosa, Rosa
00:45Let's try again, let's try again
00:47I promise this time I won't try to steal anything or make the unsinkable ship sea
00:51Iceberg ahead, damn it guys, I told you not to jinx the ship
00:54Also, calling it unsinkable didn't do us any favors
00:57Jack?
01:00He stole my back-up wallet
01:01Papi, get your gun again, somebody owes us money
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