00:00Ho, ho, ho, Potter, and by that I don't mean your mother.
00:03Professor Snape.
00:04It a happy Christmas to you.
00:05What's that on your hand?
00:06Nothing, just shake it in good Christmas spirit.
00:08What's that on your hand?
00:09All right, it's our caca, okay?
00:11No, not okay.
00:11I just wanted to play a Christmas prank on you.
00:14I've never heard of those.
00:15And I've never heard of an ugly a** orphan before, yet here you are.
00:18Right before my mom died, she mentioned you.
00:21Oh, I ate it.
00:22Did she really?
00:23No, I swore you to do exactly that.
00:25I didn't think it would actually work.
00:26Ma, you.
00:27Not to worry, I blow in my pocket.
00:29You have more owl feces?
00:31No, no, just feces.
00:32Oh.
00:33There.
00:33I don't know what you expect me to do.
00:34I'm not shaking your hand.
00:35Come on, I know you want to.
00:37In one universe.
00:38Come in, you.
00:39No!
00:43I ate it again.
00:44Potter, help me up.
00:45No, I'm not touching that.
00:47The floor is always slippery and some got into my eyes so I can't see.
00:51Potter?
00:52You still there?
00:54Some also got into my ears so I can't hear if you're saying anything.
00:57Potter, please.
00:59Please, Potter, I'm scared.
01:01What?
01:03What's that?
01:04Oh, it's just you, Mrs. Norris.
01:06Hi there.
01:09She sprayed me.
01:10I've been walked.
01:12It's in my mouth.
01:14Her urine is in my mouth.
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