00:02I'm dying.
00:03Oh, my God, Professor Snape, what happened?
00:05Oh, Potter, it's you.
00:06I was bitten by Naginia, not in the good way.
00:09What's the good way?
00:10Oh, well...
00:11Don't answer that.
00:12It's time for me to leave the...
00:14No, Professor, there must be something I can do.
00:16Oh, Potter, have you actually started caring about your potions, Professor?
00:21Well...
00:21Don't answer that.
00:22Come closer, Potter.
00:24There's something I need to tell you.
00:26Come closer.
00:28Come closer.
00:30I know you want to.
00:31You think I want to.
00:33I see not even me dying will stop you from being a b****y diva.
00:35Okay, fair enough.
00:36Now, come here.
00:40Don't worry.
00:41That's my wand in my pocket.
00:43I would hope so.
00:44Never say never.
00:44I'm going to back away if you keep being a creep.
00:46All right, sassy Sally.
00:48There's a painting I made that I would like to be buried with me.
00:51What's the painting?
00:52Your naked mum.
00:53Of course it is.
00:53Of course, yes.
00:56Professor?
00:57Will you make sure that it is with me in my grave?
00:59I hid it in my lube cabinet.
01:01Ew.
01:01Don't be a weirdo.
01:02I use it for potions.
01:03Potter, please.
01:04You have to promise me.
01:05Hmm.
01:06Well.
01:06Eh.
01:08Eh.
01:09Eh.
01:09Eh.
01:11Eh.
01:15Nope.
01:15Still alive.
01:16Jesus.
01:16What about that painting?
01:17Um.
01:19Oh, it's happening.
01:21I'm dying.
01:25Oh, my God.
01:26Respectfully die.
01:27What?
01:28Your naked mum's painted me.
01:30Must be post-mortem talking.
01:32Rest, Professor.
01:33Rest in peace.
01:34I can't without knowing that your naked mother's body isn't attached to me while I decay.
01:37Dammit, can I pull a plug or something?
01:55It's not in the lube cabinet.
01:57It's in the other lube cabinet.
01:58I've got to tell Potter.
01:59Oh, my God.
01:59Oh, my God.
01:59Oh, my God.
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