00:00Everyone meet Sylvia.
00:01Hi, everyone.
00:02No, Sylvia, that's my grandma.
00:04I'm so sorry.
00:05That's all right.
00:06Sylvia, mind putting on some Christmas music?
00:08Yeah, sure, you can count on me.
00:10This is a song I wrote about armpits.
00:12Christmas edition.
00:15Lift your arms and flash those Christmas pits.
00:20But not too long, because I might want to tickle thee.
00:25And a gift for you.
00:27Oh, for me.
00:28Sylvia, be nice this time.
00:29I'm always nice.
00:33Sylvia.
00:33No, no, it's fine.
00:35It's fine.
00:36I'm just gonna, I'm just gonna go put this off my ass,
00:38because that's where sh** belongs.
00:39Sylvia, I also brought some gifts.
00:42Nope.
00:45Yep, there you go.
00:46Don't shake it.
00:47I'll go light the candles on the Christmas tree.
00:49Do you need any help?
00:50I think I can handle a few candles.
00:53This is the Christmas pit song.
00:56Everybody, put your hands up.
00:57Put them high up.
00:58Hiya, Christmas pit song.
