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Dave & Chuck the Freak cover a couple pervert stories in a row and Dave says that there's one he could sort of understand. Can the show guess which pervert is Dave?
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00:00I love summer, the sunshine, air conditioning, the great outdoors, mid-afternoon nap, days at the beach, freezer pops.
00:08Now you're talking. Here's the new Firework Freeze 5-Hour Energy Shot. It's summer in a 2-ounce bottle. Wow.
00:20Now a bunch of these now.
00:23Dave and Chuck the Freaks, pervert of the day.
00:27Did you say a bunch?
00:28Bunch.
00:28Bunch.
00:29Shoot.
00:31Okay. Every day I feel like there's a bunch.
00:34Well, that's the time we lean in.
00:36There is one of the... No, I'm not going to say it.
00:39You're not going to say it?
00:41No, because I think it would lead to a weird discussion.
00:44Gotcha.
00:44Oh, you better say it.
00:45We don't want that. We'll leave there anyway, so we don't need help.
00:49I was going to say, say all the other stuff first, and then maybe say the thing. I guess.
00:56You can't say that and not say it.
00:58This is my... I do this every time.
01:01Don't say it.
01:01I always don't say it.
01:02One of these pervert stories, I was like, that may be fun.
01:09You are okay with?
01:11No, I'm not okay with, but I can see the attraction.
01:14Which one? Let's guess.
01:16Okay. Yeah, that's a smart one.
01:17That's a game.
01:18Yeah, that's a game.
01:18I love that game.
01:19Which one of these pervs is Dave?
01:25Yeah.
01:28I love the whole idea of like, hey, we're doing a bunch of perverts.
01:33One of them is somebody on the show.
01:36It says this guy here was on his computer all night.
01:40Are any of these syrup peas?
01:42They're not.
01:43Oh, yeah.
01:43They're not.
01:44Yeah, no.
01:44All right.
01:45Up first, a man arrested in Cape Coral after he was accused of exposing himself while staring
01:53at a woman in a plaza off Pine Island Road.
01:57According to the Cape Coral Police Department's arrest report.
02:01Well, let's let Gulf Coast News tell you a bit about it here.
02:07This is where police say the man exposed himself to a customer coming out of this Supercuts
02:13on Northeast Pine Island Road.
02:15Police say they came to the plaza Tuesday morning after somebody called about a man in
02:21the parking lot exposing and touching himself while staring at them.
02:25When they got to the Supercuts, the victim was able to point out Seth's snares sitting in
02:30front of the store in a green shirt and shorts.
02:37And he was jerking off when I...
02:41What happened?
02:42Hold on.
02:43What happened to me?
02:44She messed up.
02:45She messed up.
02:47She wanted to play some audio live and it wouldn't work and she went to the Dave move where she
02:53just played it on her phone and it was completely unedited.
02:58And he was jerking off.
03:00Did you hear that?
03:02Oh, my God.
03:06And he was jerking off when I walked to the store.
03:09Okay.
03:10He's sitting there.
03:12Where is he sitting in front of this?
03:14Oh, she's playing the telephone call.
03:21Snares was taken to jail for indecency.
03:25They didn't mean to say jerking off, did they?
03:27They usually would keep that out.
03:28She doesn't know.
03:30Look at her.
03:30No.
03:31She doesn't know what's going on.
03:32No.
03:33She's new to the business.
03:34Brand new.
03:35Straight out of college.
03:36She thinks it's fine to say that on TV.
03:38She's like, what do you mean you can't say jerking off?
03:41I say that all the time.
03:43Guys jerk off.
03:44It's what they do.
03:47Like, we try not to say that on Cape Cod's best.
03:50Cape Coral.
03:51Cape Coral.
03:51Oh, Cape Coral's best.
03:53We don't see jerking off here.
03:55Someone had to.
03:56But they left it up.
03:58I mean, it's wild.
03:59It's still out there.
04:00Yeah.
04:00All right.
04:00That's pervert number one.
04:02Okay.
04:02I'm going to.
04:02Okay.
04:03As we play, which pervert is Dave?
04:04Hold your decision.
04:05We're going to hold.
04:06We're going to hold.
04:06We're going to hold.
04:07Pervert number two.
04:08All right.
04:09Takes us to Palm Beach County, Florida.
04:12Okay.
04:12Man is facing a misdemeanor charge after deputies say he was seen naked inside a vehicle at a local
04:18park.
04:18This guy.
04:21These pervs today.
04:23They're lookers.
04:25According to the Palm Beach County Sheriff's Office, Evan Cotler was arrested at a park
04:31off of Forest Hill Boulevard.
04:32A woman called 911.
04:33She noticed a man parked next to her at the baseball field acting strangely.
04:37He was completely nude in his car and appeared to be jerking off.
04:42Oh, wow.
04:43The woman said she felt uncomfortable.
04:45She gave deputies a description of the vehicle on license plate before he drove away.
04:49Deputies later located the car in the park and made contact with the guy who was identified
04:53as Evan Cotler.
04:55He denied he was jerking off.
04:58But officers reported finding evidence.
05:02Oh, yeah.
05:03That matched the report from the witness.
05:06What evidence?
05:08Kleenex.
05:09Semen.
05:10Kleenex.
05:11Filled Kleenex with also possibly lube.
05:16According to the report, deputies determined there was probable cause to arrest the guy on
05:21a charge of vulgar indecent public nudity.
05:25He was issued a notice to appear in court at a later date.
05:28It's a crazy haircut.
05:29It is.
05:31It's like.
05:32A barely mustache.
05:33I know.
05:33It's terrible.
05:35I'm like, what's in my head is so bad.
05:37I won't even say it.
05:39But he has like Luke Skywalker's hair from the 70s.
05:42Oh, yeah.
05:42I don't.
05:43It's like a weird.
05:44Maybe that was what he's going for.
05:46Maybe.
05:46Maybe the Luke Skywalker.
05:49Don't do that.
05:50No.
05:50And our final pervert is from Henderson, Kentucky.
05:56The Henderson Police Department arrested a man after an incident at a pool.
06:00They say officers went to the pool after reports of a naked man busting into the women's
06:06locker room.
06:07Okay.
06:08According to the suspect, Corey Wilson told them he went into the women's locker room
06:13by mistake, but decided to hurry up and change while he was there anyway.
06:18Right.
06:19Like any normal Dave would do.
06:21He's charged with indecent exposure, first degree, and first offense.
06:24It's like a no-brainer.
06:26A pool in a women's locker room.
06:28Exactly.
06:28He's not going to a baseball field.
06:30No.
06:31Or super cuts.
06:32He's not.
06:33So.
06:33He is in that locker room.
06:36He is changing.
06:38Oh.
06:39Yeah.
06:40Yeah.
06:40No.
06:40Hold on.
06:41No.
06:41Hold on.
06:42Can we get a million of the.
06:44That's not.
06:45Ding, ding, ding, ding.
06:46You're right.
06:47You're right.
06:47It doesn't work.
06:48Ding, ding, ding.
06:48Okay.
06:48Wouldn't every man's per fantasy be to be a fly on the wall in the women's locker room?
06:55Sure.
06:55But I mean, you were more than a fly, Dave.
06:58You were going in there naked.
06:59You literally got in there and changed.
07:00You were nude.
07:01Pardon me.
07:02Oh, ladies.
07:02This is the ladies changing room.
07:04Nonetheless, I'll just quickly get changed.
07:06Yeah.
07:07Don't worry.
07:08It's fine.
07:10Don't be alarmed.
07:10I just made a mistake and I think I'll just stay in here for a while.
07:16Come on.
07:17If you could be an invisible pervert for a day.
07:21Sure.
07:21An invisible pervert.
07:22Ladies locker room.
07:23That's where you'd go.
07:24They would love it.
07:24Yeah.
07:24It's like right out of like porkies.
07:26Exactly.
07:27That's where it's in my head.
07:28I know.
07:28Depending on the ladies.
07:29Yeah.
07:30You're right.
07:32Hot, hot gym.
07:34What pool was it?
07:35A gym?
07:36Yeah, like a pool at a gym.
07:39Okay.
07:40That's good.
07:42That's what you want to see.
07:44Yeah.
07:45I mean, some, maybe, not all.
07:47No, but just look the other way.
07:48I get it.
07:49I get it.
07:50You're getting freaky, man.
07:51He is.
07:51What are you talking about?
07:52A bunch of these stories and pervs got to keep like triggering you.
07:56Get them revved up.
07:57Yeah.
07:57Triggering me.
07:58Yeah, the maple syrup.
08:00I could take a golden shower, maybe.
08:03I could put some ladies in the locker room.
08:06Okay, goodbye.
08:06He's getting a little older.
08:07He's getting a little bit more expressive.
08:09Yeah, you're exploring your sexual nature.
08:12Yeah, he is.
08:13He's like letting it out a little bit more.
08:15You were air-humping a minute ago, for God's sakes.
08:17Yeah, but that's nothing new for me.
08:19Flashing your boobs.
08:20What are you talking about?
08:22Flashing since the dawn of time.
08:24I'm just saying, I mean, maybe, you know, we're getting a little long in the tooth, and
08:28the longer in the tooth we get, the more into stuff we're going to become, and it's just
08:33going to come out.
08:34Things are a little mundane, you know, trying to kick it up.
08:38Things aren't mundane.
08:38Thanks very much.
08:40I don't know.
08:40I don't know.
08:41Actually.
08:43Amber, get in that changing room.
08:45I'll meet you in there in a minute.
08:46I'm going to linger in the ladies' locker room.
08:49You wouldn't like to be a fly on the wall in the ladies' locker room?
08:52Yes, you would.
08:53I'm just saying what you're thinking.
08:55Me and Al witnessed a guy do this at the movie theater.
09:00He did the Dave.
09:01Okay, well, let's not call him the Dave.
09:02All you have to do, Dave, from my experience now.
09:06Confident.
09:07Confidence.
09:08You just go in there, and I belong here.
09:11He's done it before.
09:12I have done it before.
09:12He has.
09:13By mistake.
09:14Yeah, by mistake.
09:14By mistake.
09:16I'm telling you, this guy, I don't know if he made a mistake or not, but no one would
09:20have known because of the confidence level of this is where I belong, and he stayed.
09:25He stayed in the women's bathroom?
09:27Oh, yeah.
09:27Yeah.
09:28Like, if you went into a bathroom, a large bathroom, and you realized there is no urinal.
09:35There's no urinals here.
09:37I've done that.
09:38I know, but that's why it's the Dave.
09:40But you leave, right?
09:41No.
09:42Well, I was peeing when I realized, oh, I didn't see any urinals in here.
09:45And it dawned on, and then your friend walked in.
09:47Yes.
09:48Female friend.
09:49No, she was in the stall beside me.
09:50Oh, she was already there.
09:51She heard me pee.
09:52Yeah.
09:53It's odd for that noise.
09:55I mean, everything's different.
09:57Everything's different.
09:58Relax.
09:59It lines up.
10:00Relax.
10:02What is wrong with that lady next to me?
10:06That's a powerful street.
10:10Everything is different, and everything is changing.
10:12And she's whistling.
10:13You never know.
10:13You never know these days.
10:16And we never know what's up.
10:18I'm washing my hands.
10:19She comes out.
10:20Yeah.
10:20I'm like, how awkward.
10:21The worst.
10:22The worst moment.
10:23Because my wife and her husband are sitting at the table.
10:27Yep.
10:27And we've just been in the bathroom together.
10:29Yeah.
10:31It was, my face was purple.
10:33Yeah.
10:34So embarrassing.
10:35I bet.
10:36Honestly.
10:37Just imagine that.
10:39I can't imagine that.
10:40Imagine, like, you walked into the ladies' restroom here.
10:42Lisa's in a stall, and you pee, and you think you're in the men's room.
10:45It's awkward.
10:46It's horrible.
10:46I'm laughing pretty hard.
10:47You're like, Chuck?
10:48Hey, Lisa.
10:49See his shoes.
10:50Hey, Lisa.
10:51How are you?
10:51All the women know, because you can see the shoes.
10:53Oh, yeah.
10:53You're like, oh, you like these, Brooks?
10:57Yeah, I just decided, ah, I'm going to give the ladies' room a try.
11:03Don't mind me.
11:04Not intentional and incredibly embarrassing.
11:07So I'm not there yet.
11:08I'm not like, yeah, how'd you like that stream?
11:12Not yet.
11:13Not yet.
11:14You never know.
11:15You never know what life will do.
11:17You know, if Dave comes in with this haircut and that mustache, I'm going to be like, here
11:22we go.
11:23Look out.
11:24Yikes.
11:25Look out.
11:26Batten down the locker room.
11:29Yep.
11:30Yeah, I know.
11:30It's not a good look.
11:31It's not a good look.
11:33Oh.
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