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00:12We're going to go see snow for the first time.
00:16This is my buddy Lincoln over here.
00:19He likes to pee and poop everywhere.
00:21That's what happens when you buy a dog on the streets.
00:24How are you feeling, Natalie, today?
00:26I'm scared because there are so many beautiful girls.
00:29I have decided to enter a YouTube pageant that can help you in modeling career a lot.
00:34Oh my God, so it's my time for my vlog.
00:37Here goes nothing.
00:39This is it.
00:40The moment I've been waiting for so long.
00:42Our next contestant is Natalie.
00:49I think you're, like, tricking me into things.
00:52If you knew that we were going to be staying here, you wouldn't have come, and I know that.
00:55Corey's only been feeding me all .
00:58It's been just lies, and now we're going to have to stay here for three years.
01:03He is absolutely crazy.
01:05This is your new life?
01:06No.
01:07I refuse.
01:08We're going to have to talk about divorce.
01:11It's been a long day, a long night fighting through.
01:14We're getting close, everybody.
01:16Here we go.
01:17My legs are going down.
01:18Oh, no.
01:19My girlfriend, Megan, is going into labor, and I'm freaking out a little bit.
01:24I'm not too sure even if the baby's mine.
01:26I'm not saying that either.
01:28Uh-oh.
01:29It's getting serious here.
01:36Ah, everybody wants my package.
01:42I'm just going door to door to see who wants to unwrap it.
01:46You know what I'm saying?
01:47But, you know, truth be told, I'm actually a delivery driver now.
01:51Gotcha.
01:52I had to get a real job because I got to be an adult now.
01:55Go figure.
01:57I'm John.
01:57I'm 42 years old.
01:59I'm from central Massachusetts.
02:01I live in San Antonio, Texas now, and I got a new job as a delivery driver.
02:06Yeah.
02:06It pays well enough to at least take care of a, you know, a new member of the family.
02:12A little bundle of joy, so I'm excited.
02:16Ah, I'm tired.
02:17It's a tired day.
02:19Oh, my buddy, who's there?
02:21Huh?
02:21My little fella.
02:22Come here.
02:23Come to daddy.
02:26Hello, everybody.
02:27This is my buddy Lincoln over here.
02:29He likes to pee and poop everywhere.
02:31But, you know, that's what happens when you buy a dog on the streets.
02:35You know what I'm saying?
02:36But he's a cute guy, huh?
02:39I mean, it's been quite challenging the last few months.
02:41And, you know, I decided to adopt a furry friend.
02:45This is the guy right here, you know?
02:48I got to say, he's my emotional support buddy.
02:51And, you know, I don't know what I would do without him.
02:54My poor baby.
02:55Oh, look at that.
02:57That was your day.
02:58I mean, I'm, like, trying to get everything ready.
03:00Like, I'm just got, you know, trying to put this stuff away,
03:02wash the clothes because, you know,
03:05just to give you a little rundown of how things work,
03:07like, you usually have to, like, wash the baby clothes
03:09before they wear them, you know?
03:11I'm Megan.
03:12I am 36 years old, and I'm from San Antonio, Texas.
03:15And, you know, also expecting a baby.
03:20Yay.
03:21Yay.
03:22Well, I got the food here, of course.
03:25And you're on demand, yeah.
03:26Let's see how I do it.
03:28Let's see how I do it.
03:29Let's hurry down.
03:30What the hell?
03:32You wanted a pickle.
03:35This is a wrong pickle.
03:37It's not my cup of tea, but I've seen you eat pickles
03:39from a bag before.
03:42It's going to have to do.
03:44I know this is a little crazy just because eight months ago,
03:47you know, we had ourselves a situation where I didn't know
03:50if me and Megan were actually going to make it
03:52through this relationship.
03:54And, you know, all of a sudden, Megan's telling me
03:57she's pregnant.
03:58But I love her.
03:59I think she loves me.
04:00And this maybe is what we needed to, you know,
04:03to try to fight and continue this relationship.
04:07Oh, my God, honey.
04:08You forgot the tomatoes.
04:11Let me see this.
04:11Oh, my God.
04:12I mean, I got the bread.
04:14I got the bread and the basil and garlic.
04:17Oh, my goodness.
04:20My 90-day journey began seems like years ago now.
04:25My love, Megan, messaged me.
04:27I slid in John's DMs.
04:30It was just less of her sight.
04:31And, you know, it kind of snowballed from there.
04:34So it kind of got pretty serious pretty fast,
04:37I guess you could say.
04:38Next thing you know, I'm moving down to San Antonio
04:41to be with Megan and her daughter, River.
04:44I'm always looking around the corner.
04:46I see the car.
04:49I mean, in the beginning, Megan was going, you know,
04:52pretty fast and trying to make even a bigger commitment.
04:56In three months, it's almost going to be a year.
04:58So I would hope that you were wanting some kind of commitment
05:02as far as, like, a ring or something.
05:04So I ended up proposing to her at the teller.
05:06Will you do me the honors of being my wife?
05:11I love you.
05:11Love you, babe.
05:13But Megan's insecurities and, uh, constantly accusing me
05:17of cheating, you know, really, uh, put a strain
05:19in our relationship.
05:21Well, I've been miserable because you think I'm literally
05:23checking out every goddamn woman there is.
05:27Yeah, well, I mean, all I'm hearing is it's excuses.
05:29So, and I get it.
05:30Oh, excuses, huh?
05:31Excuses?
05:32Excuses?
05:33Guess what, lady?
05:33This is what I think about your excuses, right?
05:36See, the ring's gone.
05:37I thought that was, like, the end of us.
05:40But, like, a few weeks later, I was late.
05:42So I decided to get a pregnancy test as much as I was super scared as hell.
05:50Okay, moment of truth.
05:53I'm going to look.
05:54Here goes nothing.
05:59Okay.
06:01I'm almost out of, but I'm also happy.
06:07Since finding out that we're pregnant, you know,
06:09I thought the best thing we could do is try to work things out.
06:13And here we are, nine months later, and, uh, Megan's about to pop out a little baby girl.
06:20Look at this little guy.
06:21Look at him.
06:22You're not going to be the baby in the family no more.
06:25What are you going to do next?
06:27Eat food.
06:28That's it.
06:28Eat and sleep.
06:30Just like a baby.
06:32Oh.
06:37Well, this is Pat meeting up with a friend of mine, Carlos.
06:42You know, he's got two kids of his own.
06:45You know, he's the quintessential father, right?
06:48You know, I just haven't been able to, you know, get, uh, you know, all into this baby changing.
06:54And I guess be as excited as I should be.
06:57Hopefully he's got some good advice for Johnny.
06:59All right.
06:59Let's go see Carlos here.
07:02When Megan first told me that she was pregnant,
07:04a lot of things goes through your mind at the time.
07:06Uh, shock, uh, trauma.
07:10Yeah, I don't know.
07:10I guess trauma is not the word people want to hear, but you're already in a rough patch.
07:14And then bam, this hits you.
07:16So it's a lot to deal with when your, uh, your relationship isn't the strongest.
07:21And there's something on my mind that I've been holding back lately about this pregnancy.
07:28Hey, my buddy.
07:29Hey, how you doing?
07:31How are you, brother?
07:31Long time to look at you.
07:33You're looking good, brother.
07:34All the way down.
07:35Yeah, good for you, brother.
07:36You been, bro?
07:37Good. And look, look at you.
07:38I got, I got you a fever.
07:40I got a lot of people.
07:41I got a fever.
07:42Yeah, well, just don't talk naked about this beard right here.
07:44That way, you know, you'll need to stay between us right here.
07:47Now, how's she doing?
07:49She's, you know, she's almost due.
07:51So she's got indigestion.
07:53She's, uh, discomfortable.
07:54Maybe both.
07:57Maybe both, but for sure the baby, too.
07:59I'm surprised that you, you said you didn't want to have kids, and now you have kids.
08:03So it's a surprise.
08:05Surprise.
08:05It's a surprise for all of us.
08:07But, you know, I'm thinking the kid's not mine, girl.
08:12What are you talking about?
08:13Oh, man, first of all, I've never had a kid, all right?
08:15And then, you know, I'm on testosterone.
08:18I know it's not like 100%.
08:20Well, it's known to stop the pregnancies from coming, you know?
08:24I know it sounds a little crazy thinking that it possibly couldn't be mine.
08:29Well, you got to hear me out now.
08:30I've been on testosterone for the last few years, you know, because my energy was low.
08:35And, you know, one of the side effects, you know, gonna drop sperm count.
08:41And quite frankly, at that time, our relationship wasn't doing very good at all.
08:45And we weren't even having sex.
08:47So I can't help but have a bunch of doubts.
08:50You still got to get better, ready for this kid, and that's what we've been doing.
08:54But at the same time, it's just not the same without knowing, you know, for me.
08:58Can we take out these data? You can find out if that baby's yours or not.
09:0225% of fathers are raising kids in Edmund Davis.
09:0525%?
09:0625% buddy.
09:07That's a big number.
09:09So you can do the alternatives.
09:11If you were on testosterone, I would get yourself checked.
09:16I want to give my full self to this child, and I know I'm not going to be able to
09:20do that if I have some doubts.
09:22I'm excited to be a girl father. I just want to make sure I'm the father.
09:26So, I think Kalos is right.
09:29I think I need to get a paternity test done.
09:32I just don't know how Megan's going to take it when I tell her.
09:36You definitely got to go.
09:51Hey, babes.
09:52Hey.
09:54You know, after talking to my buddy Kalos, I wanted to have this conversation with Megan sooner rather
10:00than later about doing a paternity test. This could go good. This could go bad. If she's like,
10:06oh, yeah, okay, go ahead, do it. Maybe, you know, there's nothing wrong there. But if she's like,
10:11no, why would you need to do that? You know, you don't trust me or something like that. Well,
10:15maybe she's hiding something.
10:21I just wanted to, you know, go over, you know, doing a paternity test.
10:31Oh, my God. I was on testosterone. So, you know, it's not an end-all be-all 100% blocker,
10:38but, you know, it should make it very difficult.
10:42And then also, you know, I'm 42. Never had a kid before. You know, the fights and stuff. So,
10:49you know, I just think that, you know, for me to be comfortable,
10:54well, paternity test, you know, it's in order.
10:59John, wanting a paternity test is and it's not only that, it's offensive,
11:05because I've never given him a reason to doubt me. You're not only calling me a hoe,
11:10but you are also calling me pretty much a sadistic person. It's not about you.
11:16Oh, it's not about me. It's about the baby. It's about the baby.
11:19Yeah, you're basically calling me a hoe, but- No, I'm not calling you a hoe.
11:23All right, not a hoe. Let me talk. Let me talk.
11:25You're trying to find an excuse to not be a father. Like, this is a child,
11:29and there is no room for excuses here. It is your child, and there's literally nothing
11:37that you have to be questioning. I hope I am the father.
11:42Yeah. But every day a man out there is paying for a child, supporting a child that he doesn't
11:50know it's not his. I don't want to be that 25% of it.
11:54You know what I'm saying?
11:56Where are you going statistics?
11:57Carlos. We were talking.
11:59Oh, okay.
12:01Honestly, I feel very, um, I feel hurt, and I honestly feel kind of angry.
12:08John is always trying to get out of responsibilities. I just think this is a way for him to buy
12:12himself more time in hopes that, you know, he's not going to be a father. But there's no doubt
12:18in my mind, so bring on that paternity test. I will be there, and we're going to do that test
12:23as soon as freaking possible. But if you're trying to find a way out, then I guess we'll find out,
12:28right? I'm not trying to get out. I'm just trying to make sure before I step in.
12:41I'm not wasting time. I can't love this life we're living in.
12:54The traffic in California, just don't even talk about the traffic in California. If you move to
13:00California, it's just something you have to accept. Half of your life, you are stuck in traffic.
13:06So thank you for your patience, and welcome to California.
13:11I'm Natalie. I'm 41. I'm from Kyiv, Ukraine, and I currently live in LA.
13:17People are mean sometimes. They just don't let you in.
13:24Emotionally unavailable people.
13:27My 90-day journey began when I met Mike. He seemed to be a really positive person.
13:34So I fell in love, and we got engaged in Paris.
13:37I did a proposal today, MSPS.
13:39Proposal.
13:39We decided to move to US and file for the K-1 visa to start a new life with the
13:45man I chose.
13:46Natalie, you may kiss your husband.
13:49Yes.
14:00Get with the program or get out.
14:05Solo left.
14:07And I filed for divorce.
14:09Soon after, I met Josh.
14:12Oh, my God.
14:14Oh, my God.
14:16Josh, oh, my God.
14:17He was the CEO of modeling agency.
14:20Nice. Good.
14:21And I was discovered by his scouts, and I met him.
14:24Great job.
14:25You look beautiful.
14:26After we start seeing each other, he never gave me any modeling gig.
14:31It always felt like he was saying indirectly, you're not beautiful enough.
14:36And on the top of that, she would never really call me his girlfriend.
14:41So Josh and I, we decided to go to therapy retreat to try to work since out.
14:46I need to understand that I'm valuable.
14:48What you and I, what we are.
14:50I think that's why we're here trying to figure it out.
14:52Oh, damn it.
14:53I'm your girlfriend.
14:54Who am?
14:55Natalie.
14:56Natalie.
14:56I really was hoping we could work it out and solve our problems.
15:01But Josh broke up with me.
15:02And it was devastating, because he just never made me feel good enough for him.
15:08Don't be afraid to take a risk now, honey.
15:12Today is a very important day for me.
15:14I'm driving for the pageant that might change my life.
15:19Wish me luck.
15:21I have decided to enter a Miss Nationality Beauty pageant.
15:24What makes it unique that models can enter the pageant regardless of their age,
15:32their ethnicity, their nationality.
15:34This modeling pageant will open lots of doors for me,
15:37because I can be discovered by big brands like Chanel, Versace.
15:41They could offer me actually a great contract that I would be gladly accepting.
15:46Morning.
15:47Hi.
15:48Morning.
15:49Hi.
15:50Morning.
15:51Janet.
15:52Hi.
15:53Good morning.
15:55Good morning.
15:57I have only four hours before the show starts.
16:00So I am sitting with my team preparing for the show.
16:06Can you look this side?
16:08Okay.
16:09How are you feeling Natalie today?
16:11Oh, honestly, I'm really scared.
16:15I'm scared because I want to look my best.
16:18And there are so many beautiful girls.
16:21So many beautiful girls.
16:23And it makes me, like, shiver and wonder if I'm good enough.
16:27So honestly, like, I was never fit for the model in life.
16:32When I was a little girl, I felt like ugly ducks.
16:36Had, like, not beautiful features.
16:38I was always, like, not accepted.
16:41People insult me and I went through emotional abuse for many years.
16:47Oh, it's hard.
16:50I'm scared to hell and I'm nervous.
16:53I always wanted to be a model.
16:55So I trained myself how to walk, how to talk, how to pose for cameras.
16:59So if I managed to get a crowd, it would be kind of validation and kind of approval that I
17:06made it.
17:08You got this, Natalie.
17:10Oh, thank you, John.
17:11I want to be total glam, you know?
17:13Like, I want to be total glam.
17:15So can you please do me total glam?
17:16Of course I can.
17:26Jesus Christ.
17:29Oh, my God.
17:30I'm so stressed.
17:32You got this, you got this, you got this, you got this.
17:35It's a showtime, it's a showtime.
17:37And I am a prime, and I am a prime.
17:40You are a prime, you are a prime.
17:42You got this, you got this.
17:43Yeah, yeah, yeah.
17:47Okay, I'm ready.
17:49You got this.
17:58Okay, so I'm almost ready for the pageant.
18:02Look at me.
18:05The pageant is right away, and I'm honestly waiting for my mom to work on stage,
18:10and it's like last minute tips.
18:13Masha, what are you doing?
18:15Hello.
18:15Hi, Masha.
18:17Masha is a great coach, and I respect her a lot, and I like her a lot,
18:20because she's from Ukraine, so I have, like, good connection with her,
18:25and I trust her experience, and I'm lucky to have her as my mentor and coach,
18:30and I feel, like, blessed.
18:31Do you like the dress?
18:32I'm so stressed, girl.
18:35It's fine, but have another options?
18:40Okay, I'll try another.
18:42Literally 40 minutes before the competition begins, and Masha, my mentor, all of a sudden,
18:48tells me that the dress is not right.
18:51me.
18:57Do you like?
19:03It's better, but not so nice.
19:06Yeah?
19:07It's black.
19:08I want to something, because you have blue eyes, beautiful.
19:11I want to have something better color.
19:14But, I mean...
19:17Today is a special day, and I have a perfect dress for Natalie.
19:22For her eyes, she looks very nice.
19:26It's more nice for your blue eyes.
19:29Let's try.
19:31Let's go.
19:33I'm nervous, but I believe she do everything is perfect.
19:40Oh my god, I think I love the dress.
19:43Okay, I feel like it could be the one.
19:47Oh, it's nice.
19:48I love it.
19:49It's much better.
19:50You feel like it's good?
19:51Yes.
19:52Okay.
19:53She's beautiful.
19:54I'll just wait.
19:56What does George say?
19:58Oh my god, so it's my time for my vlog.
20:01I'm feeling confident.
20:03I feel like I'm gonna do great,
20:05uh, and I'm gonna show my skills,
20:08and, uh, be just the best version of me.
20:12And, yeah, here goes nothing.
20:18Welcome to the Miss Nationality Competition.
20:28Our next contestant, Armina, is a creative entrepreneur.
20:41Our next contestant is...
20:44Natalie.
20:46This is it.
20:47The moment I've been waiting for so long.
20:50It's now or never.
21:02I'm so proud of myself because I just always had that weird power in me that no matter how hard
21:08life
21:08treat me, I always stand up and keep going.
21:11And it's not about I'm the most talented or smartest or beautiful or whatever girl.
21:15I just, I turn my pain to my power.
21:18And I'm proud of myself.
21:22How did I do?
21:24You.
21:25Good step.
21:26Oh my goodness.
21:27I'm so proud.
21:27Thank you so much.
21:29Really.
21:30Wait, what's the judge?
21:32Go.
21:33Oh god.
21:34The judges are really tough.
21:36They're gonna judge competitors on looks, Vogue, and both.
21:42I hope I just get good points.
21:45Ladies, honestly, I think you all deserve this title.
21:49But there is one of you, I think, after this event, this lady will remember I'm Miss Nationality.
21:56If I lose, it's gonna be, like, so disappointing.
21:59Because I fought so hard.
22:01And I worked so hard for all of that.
22:03And I went through so much in my life to be where I am now.
22:08I deserve it.
22:09And the winner of the title, Miss Nationality California, goes to...
22:21Nathalie Mardovceva!
22:36I won and I have a crown.
22:40Here I am wearing a crown.
22:42Does it fit me?
22:48I'm so happy because I worked so hard for this.
22:51And I appreciate every bit of my even tiny success.
22:55And I will cherish this crown.
22:57And I'm so happy and grateful.
22:59Thank you so much.
23:25Can you please open the door?
23:27Are you insane?
23:28Three years?
23:30Please.
23:32Evelyn and I just arrived in the U.S.
23:35because Evelyn has now been accepted on her USA visa.
23:39And we're taking my lawyer's advice to stay in the United States for three years
23:44so Evelyn can get her citizenship.
23:49Evelyn, maybe, can you open the door, please?
23:54Evelyn has gone and locked herself in the bedroom.
23:58She's very upset that I told her that we will be staying here in my mom's house
24:03for the full three years and not just for the three months like she was originally expecting.
24:08I mean, the plan is that we stay for up to three years.
24:13Well, you're willing to stay here as long as you want.
24:15I think I need to go. I don't feel too well.
24:22Can you please open the door?
24:26Hello?
24:28Roughly 11 years ago, me and Evelyn met while I was traveling and backpacking throughout Ecuador,
24:33and we very quickly fell in love and began dating.
24:36So in 2019, I decided to uproot my life and move permanently to Ecuador.
24:41Baby!
24:44Hey, how are you?
24:46Oh, you look so weird.
24:49We got engaged and eventually married.
24:54You can kiss your wife.
24:57Yeah!
25:02Evelyn has recently been approved for her residency in the United States,
25:08but right after I revealed my plan for staying for the three years,
25:13she ran away and locked herself in the bedroom.
25:15And I know she's very upset, but we have to fix this.
25:19Come on.
25:23What?
25:28Um, what was that all about?
25:30What the heck?
25:30That was super rude, I feel like.
25:32I don't know why I think you're like tricking me into things, because I'm pretty sure what I heard was
25:38you saying that we were going to stay here for three years.
25:42Yes, I did say that because I didn't say that because I didn't say that because I didn't say that
25:46to me before we got here.
25:47You wouldn't have even come.
25:49You wouldn't have even come.
25:49I guarantee you you wouldn't have come.
25:50And that is for a fact.
25:52If you knew that we were going to be staying here, you wouldn't have come.
25:55And I know that.
25:57Corey's only been feeding me bulls**t, like every single day, he's been just lies.
26:03And now it's like, it's now a few months, we're going to have to stay here for three years?
26:07He is absolutely crazy if he thinks that I'm going to be able to do that.
26:12I just don't think how, in our right head, you're thinking that I can be here for three years.
26:16Like, it doesn't make sense to me.
26:18I'm not telling you we're going to be here for that long.
26:20You literally are lying to me.
26:22I am going to figure out a plan.
26:24Just please give me some time.
26:25I'm going to make sure that everything works.
26:27You're just a liar.
26:28I'm not lying.
26:29You are just a liar.
26:31I'm not lying.
26:32Okay.
26:33I really don't think happiness is here.
26:48Here, try this.
26:50That one, and some gloves.
26:56It's been a couple of weeks since me and Evelyn moved to Washington.
27:00And it's been a little bit difficult for her.
27:03All right, we're going to go see snow for the first time.
27:07It just snowed last night.
27:10The magical moment of truth.
27:13But she's never experienced snow before, so this is a really cool opportunity for me to take her and show
27:19her just how great Washington can be.
27:27It's beautiful.
27:32It's beautiful.
27:33I don't know.
27:34I better don't look above.
27:35Whoops.
27:36Careful.
27:36It's beautiful.
27:37It's like ice.
27:38They call it a sleep.
27:40Seeing the first snow is actually very, very beautiful.
27:44Come play with me.
27:45How was it to walk on it?
27:47I was like...
27:48I didn't know how to walk on the snow, so I guess...
27:53All of this from one night.
27:55Crazy, huh?
27:57Oh, you're too fast.
28:08The snowman reveal.
28:10Boom!
28:12I'm cold now.
28:13Get used to this because this is the new reality.
28:15It's super awesome, huh?
28:16How often does this happen?
28:18Oh, it happens like we'll have snow probably for the next four to five months, I'd say.
28:23Yeah.
28:24Four to five months, Cory.
28:26Yes.
28:26As beautiful as it was for like five minutes, I am not enjoying it anymore.
28:33Oh, wow.
28:36I can love you so much, but I don't love this.
28:39I want to move out of Washington.
28:45Look, I expect you to at least strive to adapt and get used to this.
28:50This is my home.
28:51This is where I came from.
28:52I went down to Ecuador, but I uprooted my entire life to be there with you.
28:56I just don't feel like moving there was really that big of a sacrifice as me being here.
29:02This is your new life.
29:03I'm sorry, but this is it.
29:05No.
29:06I refuse.
29:07I refuse.
29:08I'm going to have to get out of here.
29:11I'm so sorry.
29:12We're going to have to talk about it both.
29:15Three years of your life in a place where you're living rent free, able to save money, able to get
29:20your USA citizenship.
29:22All of these things are so great.
29:23And I just feel like a little bit of compromise would be nice.
29:28But what about the relationship?
29:29Because if you only care about saving up money, you can also stay here alone, save up the money, and
29:34we can just be separated.
29:35It's also about the relationship because in the relationship, it's important to be able to save money.
29:41It doesn't have their own space.
29:43I don't need to be living inside your mom's house.
29:47Well, that's it then.
29:48That's it.
29:48Essentially, if you're not willing to put forth the work and the effort like I did going to Ecuador, if
29:53you're not willing to do the same thing, then that's it.
29:55And that's what you wanted this whole time anyways.
29:57You just keep saying divorce.
29:58Cory, I want divorce.
29:59I want divorce.
29:59I want divorce.
29:59And that's it.
30:00You'll get your wish.
30:01You'll get your dream.
30:02You'll get what you've always wanted.
30:04Because I would expect you to compromise.
30:06And you're not.
30:06Clearly you're not.
30:23Well, apparently today's the day.
30:26Megan had woken up at like 4.30 in the morning saying she thought her water broke.
30:31I'm like, you think your water broke?
30:33I'm like, I think you'd know if your water broke.
30:35I don't know.
30:36I went back to bed and then it's like 7.30 now and she's at the hospital.
30:42She didn't even tell me she's at the hospital.
30:43Maybe she said she left.
30:44I don't know.
30:45But I was sleeping.
30:46And so now I got a call out of work and run to the hospital and it's baby day.
30:51So, today my girlfriend Megan is going to have a baby.
30:55She wasn't actually due until next week.
30:57But it looks like the baby wants to get out of there.
31:00So, I'm freaking out a little bit.
31:03I'm not too sure even if the baby's mine.
31:06Cause we've been on the rocks and we really haven't been having much sex lately.
31:11And I've been on testosterone for so long, you know.
31:14It's been known to make guys infirm.
31:17I don't know.
31:22Daddy John, I am the father.
31:25I am not the father.
31:26I am the father.
31:28I better get going before Megan kills me.
31:30That's for sure.
31:31All right.
31:31Stay tuned, America.
31:39Arrived at the hospital.
31:42Nervous.
31:42You know, this is real.
31:44You know, it should have been.
31:45Obviously, John, this is real.
31:47I'm about to cry.
31:50Anyways, let me get inside.
31:52You know, why am I getting all emotional?
31:53You know?
31:54You're still a young man, right?
31:57Not really.
31:58Anyways, you know, I'm going to try to get to Megan.
32:01That's probably more important, right?
32:03You know, show some support here.
32:06And, you know, hopefully I'm the father.
32:11Here we go, documentary.
32:13Megan here.
32:15How are you feeling?
32:17Just hungry.
32:18Just hungry.
32:19Yeah.
32:19Here we go.
32:21Got the baby monitor on.
32:24There you go.
32:26But, you know, my water did break last night, and I woke you up.
32:32Then I thought I would, like, have some sense of urgency coming from John, but he ended up getting
32:39right back in bed, and he just went back to sleep.
32:43In fairness.
32:44He's like, I thought we had, like, six hours.
32:46I'm like, uh, no.
32:48We need to go now.
32:49I'm here now.
32:51To be honest, I'm not surprised that John went back to sleep after my water broke.
32:56Nothing shocks me with John, you know, at this point.
32:59He just, like, never, never takes anything seriously.
33:03There's no use in getting frustrated about it.
33:06Just have to laugh it off.
33:08How dilated are you?
33:10Three centimeters.
33:11Three centimeters.
33:12Wow.
33:13What are you supposed to be at when the baby's ready?
33:16I think it's tough.
33:17Ooh, you're so far away.
33:20Uh, I'm just excited for the, you know, to see the birth and to see the little sparkle
33:26in her eye, and, you know, kids are great.
33:28Gonna stick that swab in her mouth.
33:30Ha, ha, ha!
33:32Well, I, well, well, wait a second.
33:33Well, that, that's a bit, you know.
33:35Sparkle in her eye, Wally.
33:36You know, I could have done, I could have done it.
33:39I could have done it ninja guiding.
33:40I could have done it like a ninja.
33:42Not even soldier.
33:44Instead, you know, I give you the courtesy to let me know.
33:46Oh, the courtesy?
33:47I'm here to see it letting you know that this is what I'm gonna be doing.
33:50Well, thank you.
33:52Did you bring the test?
33:54Did you bring the maternity test to find out if this baby's really buying?
34:00Just when I think he can't be any more of a dumbass, I realized that this guy ordered
34:07the wrong test.
34:08Okay, y'all.
34:09Um, so I found the test, the so-called test, and it's a good thing that I found it ahead
34:17of time because it's a maternity test.
34:24It's already embarrassing he's doing it, and then he gets the wrong one.
34:28Like, full heat, get it together.
34:32I obviously was wanting a paternity test.
34:35Yeah.
34:36Well, I had to send the maternity test back.
34:39Okay.
34:39And the other one's gonna be here, of course, tomorrow because you decided to come a little
34:44early.
34:50Update.
34:52How's it going, Megan?
34:55Starting to feel more contractions now, so.
34:57My pain level's probably at, like, a four or five.
35:00So, I think I'm gonna ask for the epidural soon.
35:04Take the epidural, huh?
35:06No natural burst here, huh?
35:09You try.
35:10You try doing it naturally, huh?
35:12Hey, I'm not saying anything.
35:14Uh-oh.
35:15Uh-oh.
35:15Uh-oh.
35:15It's getting serious here.
35:21Wow.
35:22We're getting close, everybody.
35:23Here we go.
35:24Look at this beautiful woman right here.
35:26Are we ready or what?
35:27We got the, we got the car to death.
35:30Yeah.
35:31Look at this thing.
35:32Oh, no.
35:33My legs are going numb.
35:35Oh, your legs are going numb.
35:36Okay.
35:37Yeah.
35:38It's been a long day, a long night.
35:40You know, I'm just, uh, fighting through.
35:43You know, fighting for her in spirit.
35:45Don't worry.
35:46See what I can do.
35:48All right.
35:49Peace out, peeps.
36:01My legs are going numb.
36:03Oh, your legs are going numb.
36:04Okay.
36:05Yeah.
36:06So today, my girlfriend, Megan, is going into labor.
36:10And I'm on end.
36:11You know, I'm excited that the baby's coming.
36:13And the other, I don't know if the baby's mine.
36:15But either way, it looks like it's going down.
36:27Her crying on her own is going to pass all that.
36:29So she cries for a little bit.
36:31That's okay.
36:31I like it.
36:39I was trying to capture the family, the natural essence, too.
36:45Look at that.
36:46Well, we got little Rowan here.
36:48Show off the little bundle of joy here.
36:51Six pounds and, like, seven ounces.
36:53Yeah.
36:5319 inches.
36:54It was a long 10 hours, but he kept me laughing.
36:57And so he did fall asleep at one point.
37:00I wanted to make sure I didn't accidentally go look too early.
37:04Maybe some people want to see that done.
37:06You know?
37:07Go watch National Geographic.
37:09It's not a place for a man, I don't think, but...
37:10No.
37:11It's a place for a man to put his...
37:12Willie, it's not a place for a man to watch.
37:14Come on.
37:15No.
37:16She's a crier.
37:17That's for sure.
37:19Well, apparently, I was a crier.
37:21I don't know.
37:22That's sick.
37:24Aw, look at that.
37:25Oh, what a little baby.
37:27Look at all the lining.
37:28Oh!
37:35Oh, you poor baby.
37:37Oh, she makes me feel this way too.
37:40Wow.
37:42Wow.
37:43This is her first outfit.
37:44This is her first outfit.
37:46Oh, look how pretty you look.
37:48The paternity test arrived today,
37:51and I need to open that up,
37:52and I need to find out as soon as possible.
37:56While you're taking care of business,
37:58I'll take care of business and business too.
38:00Make sure you know what you're doing
38:01before, you know, you got it out,
38:02you already know the...
38:03Oh, no!
38:04Ah!
38:05Oh, no!
38:07What can I get you?
38:07What can I get you?
38:08Oh, no.
38:09You know, I never wanted to be a father,
38:11but, you know, now looking at Rowan
38:13and seeing her little smile,
38:15I start getting a different emotion,
38:16and now I want to be a father.
38:18So I'd definitely be heartbroken
38:20if I found out that I wasn't her father.
38:24This is my swab.
38:26I'll be grabbing, opening it up.
38:28Make sure 100%.
38:38Okay.
38:38Now we're going to let this
38:41do a little air dry.
38:44We're going to put this in there.
38:46I'm nervous.
38:47I'm not usually a nervous person,
38:49but, you know, this is an important test, right?
38:52This test is going to determine
38:54the rest of my life, really.
38:57What's the deal?
38:59Swag.
39:03Oh, sorry.
39:05You're a sadistic person.
39:09Let's see.
39:09Look at this.
39:10How we doing?
39:11Where's my beer?
39:12We waiting for you.
39:13I drink already, too.
39:14Pepper, baby, eat you hot.
39:16I'm a hot commodity right now.
39:19Look, I did not think I'd be here.
39:20At least I look good.
39:22I'll just do everything with my dog.
39:24She had messaged some, like, old dude,
39:26and they met up for a couple dates.
39:30That's, like, the biggest slap in the face.
39:32I don't know what's going on with her and this dude,
39:34and I think it's time to confront her.
39:37What happened?
39:38What do you mean?
39:40I saw the messages.
39:41What the f***?
39:43Are you f***ing kidding me?
39:46You always go out and stuff.
39:48You go meet with your friends.
39:50You go home with me again.
39:51I don't want you to boss me around every day
39:53and tell me what to do.
39:54I don't like the way that you are
39:55that continues to lecture me.
39:56I feel like a prisoner in my own home,
39:59so I don't know how much longer I can do this.
40:01Put the f*** together and time to f*** off.
40:04All right, I'm done with this.
40:05You can do whatever you want to do today.
40:07I don't care.
40:10I'll say this.
40:11If you are mine,
40:12I produced some good-looking babies.
40:14So it's been a couple weeks
40:15since I sent in baby Rowan's paternity test,
40:18and I'm nervous.
40:20What if I'm not the father?
40:21Here we go.
40:22Let's see.
40:23I'm not the father.
40:25Let's see.
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