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00:10I'm going down south, I'm going to have myself time
00:14Friendly faces everywhere, bubble bones without temptation
00:17Going down south, I'm going to leave my woes behind
00:20Am I parking there or not? People starting holiday night
00:24Heading on up south, I'm going to see if I can't unwind
00:30Come on down south, I'm going to meet some friends, man
00:37Dude, I wonder where Kyle is? Maybe he caught a disease and died, that'd be so awesome
00:41Dude, that's not funny, you shouldn't joke about that
00:43Who's joking?
00:45You guys, you guys, I have awesome news
00:47You have AIDS?
00:49No, this Saturday for my birthday, my mom says she's taking me to Casa Bonita in Denver
00:53And I get to invite three friends
00:54Wow, Casa Bonita?
00:56Woo-hoo!
00:57What's Casa Bonita?
00:58Dude, haven't you ever been there?
00:59It's a big Mexican restaurant, but they have like Cliff Jumpers and Black Bart's Cave and all kinds of stuff
01:04It's like the Disneyland of Mexican restaurants
01:06This Saturday, awesome!
01:07Casa Bonita, Casa Bonita
01:09Food and fun and a festive atmosphere, Casa Bonita
01:12Who said I'm inviting you?
01:16You, your mom said you could take three friends
01:18Yes, three friends, you're not my friend
01:20Well, come on, Kyle, who the hell else are you going to take besides Stan and Kenny?
01:24I'm going to take Butters
01:25He invited me to his birthday party last month, so I owe him one
01:27Butters?
01:28You're going to take that butthole?
01:29Why?
01:30Because Butters isn't a total dick to me
01:31I have never been a dick to you
01:34Oh, please
01:34All you ever do is call me names and rip on me for being Jewish
01:37Kyle, when have I ever ripped on you for being a Jew?
01:39Oh, yeah?
01:40Well, you're a stupid Jew
01:41You're a Jew
01:42Such a goddamn Jew mouth
01:43Good job, Jew
01:44Jews
01:45What's up, Jew?
01:46You're a Jewish
01:46Dude, he's Jewish
01:47Jew
01:47You
01:48Jew
01:48Jew
01:49Jew
01:49Jew
01:49Jew
01:50I told you Jewish people don't have rhythm
01:52Fuck off, Cartman!
01:54Okay, except maybe for that one time
01:56You've always been a dick to me, Cartman, and I'm not inviting you
01:58Kyle, you don't understand
02:00Casa Bonita is my most favorite place in the whole world
02:02I'll just, I'll just die if you don't take me, please
02:05Sorry, my mind's made up
02:07Well, fuck you, Kyle
02:09I don't want to go to your faggy birthday party anyway
02:11I'd rather hang out at home than have to be around you and your Jew mom for a day
02:14Kiss my balls, asshole
02:20Dude, I totally didn't mean that, Kyle
02:21I really, really want to go to Casa Bonita
02:23I'm sorry we had that fact just now
02:25You know, I mean, I said some things, you said some things
02:27But I think it was good and we've moved past it
02:29I'm not inviting you to Casa Bonita
02:31Well, fuck you, Kyle
02:33I hope you die
02:34I hope you fucking die
03:03I'm not inviting you, Cartman, you can't go
03:05No, no, no, Casa Bonita, no
03:14God damn it, I have to get invited to go
03:17I'm just going to have to start being nice to Kyle
03:23Hi, Kyle
03:26That isn't it, Cartman
03:27What isn't it?
03:28That's not being nice
03:29That's just putting on a nice sweater
03:33I don't understand the difference
03:35I know you don't
03:41Jimmy! Hey, Jimmy, wait up!
03:43Dude, I need your advice on something
03:45Well, sure, Eric
03:45What seems to be the problem?
03:48Well, everybody likes you, Jimmy
03:49And you seem to be really good with people
03:51So I was wondering if you could tell me
03:52How do you act nice to people?
03:54Well, the best thing is not to act nice, Eric
03:56The best thing is to be genuinely nice
03:58Okay, so how do you act genuinely nice to people?
04:00Well, Eric, part of being nice is just making people smile and laugh
04:03The best way to do that is by telling a fantastic joke or a humorous antidote
04:08Antic-d-d-d-d
04:09Antic-dote
04:10Like what?
04:11Well, like try this one on for stories
04:13Knock, knock
04:14Who's there?
04:16Igmar Bergman
04:19Now you say
04:20Igmar Bergman
04:21Who?
04:23Take that, Jimmy!
04:24And that!
04:24And don't you ever talk bad about Kyle again
04:26Kyle is my friend
04:28And if you say you had sex with his mom one more time
04:30I'm gonna really let you have it
04:31You hear me?
04:33Oh, Kyle
04:34Hey
04:36You really think that beating up a handicapped kid is being nice?
04:43Hey, Kyle
04:44Knock, knock
04:45Knock, knock, Kyle
04:55Yeah, Casa Bonita this Saturday
04:56Wow, that's gonna be so fun
04:58Yeah, it'll be awesome
04:59Just the four of us
05:00Whoa
05:09Hey, Kyle
05:09Well?
05:10Well, what?
05:11How are you going to try to get invited to Casa Bonita this time?
05:13I'm not, Kyle
05:14I know you already told Butters he could go
05:16Oh, well, yeah, I did
05:18So, fine, Kyle
05:19But honestly, I never meant to make you feel like you didn't matter at all to me
05:23I know we argue all the time and I give you tons of crap
05:25But we've also been through a lot together
05:27And maybe that alone doesn't make us friends
05:30But it makes us something
05:31So, whatever, you know
05:33Just, I hope things can be cool
05:39I'm still not inviting you to Casa Bonita
05:41I'm still not inviting you to Casa Bonita
05:41I know, Kyle
05:42I'll see you later
05:46Hey, Cartman
05:48You really don't care that you can't go?
05:50I care, sure
05:51But I hope it doesn't mean you and me and Stan and Kenny can't hang out anymore
05:55That's exactly what I wanted to hear from you all along
05:57I still have to take Butters, but I hope things can be cool, too
06:00Good
06:01And hey, if for some reason Butters can't go to Casa Bonita, you can take his place
06:05Sweet, whatever
06:08Bingo
06:11What's this all about, Eric?
06:13Butters, can you keep a secret?
06:14Well, sure I can
06:15For the past five days, I've been looking out into space for a school project
06:18This morning at 3.45 a.m. I caught first sight of something terrible
06:22How terrible?
06:24A meteor
06:25A meteor the size of Wyoming, heading right for Earth
06:27What?
06:28Now, look, I could be wrong
06:29I pray that I'm wrong
06:30But I just want you to take a look and see what you think
06:36Do you see anything?
06:37I just see stars
06:38Keep looking
06:39Sometimes it takes your eyes a minute to adjust
06:41No, but I don't see it
06:42Whoa, wait
06:43Oh, my God
06:44I see it
06:44I see it
06:45It's a meteor
06:46Oh, my God
06:47Oh, my God
06:48Does it look like it's getting closer?
06:51It is
06:52It is getting closer
06:54Oh, my God
06:54Oh, my God
06:55That meteor is the size of Wyoming and it's on a collision course for Earth
06:58When do you think it'll get here?
07:00I don't know
07:01I have to do some calculations
07:03Ten to the power of one base nine
07:04Divided by pi
07:07Plus five minus three
07:09Oh, Jesus
07:09What?
07:10According to my calculations, that meteor is going to hit Earth in less than four hours
07:13Oh, you mean we're going to die?
07:15No, no, butters, we are going to live
07:16Do you hear me?
07:17We are going to live
07:18We just
07:18We've got to find a bomb shelter
07:20Where is there a bomb shelter?
07:22Stand's Uncle Jimbo
07:23He has a bomb shelter in his backyard
07:24Come on, butters, hurry
07:28Here we go
07:28Bomb shelter's down here
07:29Oh, God
07:30Oh, Jesus
07:33All right
07:33We should be safe in here
07:34There's dried food and water to last us for weeks
07:37But what about everyone else?
07:38I have to tell my parents so they can come here, too
07:40No, butters
07:40I can't let you risk it
07:41I'll go up and get the others
07:43Are you sure?
07:44I'm not sure of anything anymore
07:49Now, butters, listen
07:50No matter what happens
07:51No matter what you hear
07:52Do not come out
07:53If I don't make it back in time with the others
07:55Then it will be up to you to repopulate the Earth
07:57But I'm the only one down here
07:58What am I supposed to repopulate with?
08:01Well, you know
08:02With your wiener
08:04Just stay down here until you hear word from me
08:06And pray, butters
08:08Pray for all mankind
08:13Okay
08:14Okay
08:18Where is butters?
08:19We were supposed to leave 40 minutes ago
08:20Well, I think we better just go without him, Kyle
08:22It's getting late
08:23Yeah, screw him
08:24Let's go
08:26Oh, finally
08:29Happy birthday, Kyle
08:30I just wanted to stop by and give you your present
08:32Oh, thanks, dude
08:33Hope you have a good one
08:34See you later
08:36Oh, wait, Cartman
08:38Yes?
08:39Butters didn't show
08:40You want to go to Casa Bonita with us?
08:42Butters didn't show?
08:43I can't believe it
08:44Are you sure you told him the right time and everything?
08:46I told him 5.30 and we gotta get going
08:48You in?
08:48Well, I really would need to go home first and get my
08:50No, I guess I have everything I need
08:52Okay, sure
08:53All right, let's go
08:54Okay, boys, get in the car
08:55Casa Bonita, here we come
08:58Casa Bonita
08:58Oh, hello, Chris, Linda
09:00Hello, everyone
09:01Have any of you seen our son?
09:04Butters was supposed to go with us to Casa Bonita tonight
09:06We know, but he hasn't been home since last night
09:10The police have been looking everywhere, but
09:13Well, thank you
09:15Please let us know if you find out anything
09:20Oh, Butters
09:21Oh, dude, weak
09:22Yeah, man, that sucks about Butters
09:24Well, let's get going, shall we?
09:26Nah
09:27Dude, I can't go to have a birthday party while Butters is missing
09:29Yeah, it's kind of weird
09:31Yeah, yeah, I think you're right
09:33But on the other hand, I think Butters would want us to go
09:36You know Butters
09:37Nah, I can't
09:38We should help look for him
09:39Yeah
09:40That's very good of you boys
09:41We can postpone Casa Bonita until next Saturday
09:44Next Saturday?
09:45I'll never be able to keep Butters down in the
09:48In the depths of my heart for that long
09:50I sure hope he turns up before then
09:52Dude, we should check over at Stark's Pond
09:53Butters always hangs out over there
09:54Yeah, and then we can try the football field
09:56I'll drive you boys
09:59Oh, God damn it
10:00How am I going to keep Butters down in that bomb shelter for a whole week?
10:07Alright, folks, this is the little boy we're looking for
10:10Leopold Stotch, also known as Butters
10:13He's been missing for two days and was last seen at the school
10:16Let's go find him
10:22Dried food rations
10:24Add water to beef-flavored square
10:27Hello?
10:29Hello?
10:32Batters!
10:34Batters!
10:34Oh, God, it was horrible
10:36What happened?
10:38The meteor struck the earth sooner than I predicted
10:41There was no time, no time
10:43What about my parents?
10:45Did you see them?
10:46There was mass confusion, panic
10:47People were crawling all over each other in the streets
10:49It was awful
10:50Then it hit, millions were evaporated instantly
10:53The rest of us walking around in a cloud of toxic radiation
10:58Oh, my God, let me see
10:59No, Butters!
11:00If you come up, you'll get infected, too
11:02You best wait for the radiation levels to go down
11:05Probably next week sometime
11:06After Saturday
11:08How many survivors are there?
11:09You should all come down here
11:10We can't come down there or else we'll contaminate you, Butters
11:13No, we just have to survive the best we can
11:17Wow
11:18Eric, I can never thank you enough for everything you've done for me
11:22Thank me by living, Butters
11:24Live and rebuild
11:27I've got to go
11:28I've got to go
11:29Remember, wait one week for the toxic levels to go down
11:31After Saturday
11:32G-goodbye
11:36Alright, just six days, Butters
11:38Sit tight
11:40Tom, it has now been three days since the Stott's Child has gone missing
11:45Townspeople continue to search, but hope is dwindling
11:47Alright, folks, I want to thank you for all your efforts
11:50Three days is a long time, but we've got to keep going if we're gonna find him
11:55You're not going to find him
11:56Not until after Saturday when I finally go to Casa Bonita
12:06Many times in cases like these a child can trap themselves
12:09It's important that we spread our search to duck pipes, wells, and bomb shelters
12:16W-w-what?
12:17I say we need to move the search to ducks, wells, and bomb shelters
12:21Let's move out, people! Every second counts!
12:25Ah!
12:27But if you leave me down
12:29You take away the biggest part of me
12:32Ooh, girl, baby, please don't go
12:36Ooh, girl
12:39Eric? Eric, is that you?
12:42Oh, God! They're coming! They're coming!
12:44We've got to get out of here! They're coming this way!
12:46Who's coming this way?
12:47The cannibals! Don't you know?
12:49The meteor destroyed all society, Butters
12:50Now Earth is ruled by packs of wild humans gone mad!
12:53Those of us who survived are now being hunted by flesh-starved cannibals!
12:56Oh, God!
12:57I hate cannibals!
12:58They're coming this way!
12:59I can hear them!
13:00They'll find you down here for sure
13:01And when they do, they'll eat you alive
13:03No!
13:04We've got to get you out of here! Come on!
13:05Oh, no, wait! I forgot! The toxic radiation!
13:08Hey, wait! We can use this box!
13:10There we go! That should keep you protected from the toxins!
13:13But I can't see nothing!
13:14Believe me, Butters, you don't want to see what's up there
13:17Now, come on! I'll guide you to a safer location!
13:21There you go! Two more steps and you're at the top!
13:23Good!
13:24Are we out in the destruction?
13:26Yes! There's nothing but smoldering bodies all around you
13:28Burnt out buildings and what used to be our town
13:30Oh, man!
13:32All right, this way, Butters! Just follow the sound of my voice!
13:35Right now, we're walking by what used to be people's houses
13:37Now just smoldering burnt piles of rubble
13:39Oh! Oh, it's terrible!
13:42We're coming now to the crater where the meteor hits!
13:43A hole in the earth over two miles in diameter!
13:46Whoa!
13:48Here we are at the old gas station!
13:50It survived a lot of the impact! We might be safe here!
13:54Oh, my God!
13:55What?
13:56It's a cannibal! Stay back, cannibal!
14:00Oh!
14:01I've got to fight them off!
14:03Stay away from Butters! He's humanity's last hope!
14:07Oh! He bit me! He bit off my hand!
14:11Oh, God! He's eating my hand like a piece of chicken!
14:13Can you hear the bones crack?
14:17Both!
14:18Wait! Look here! There's a dead body with an axe in the back!
14:21I'll pull out the axe and use it to cut off the cannibal's head!
14:25Die!
14:27Oh, what happened? What happened?
14:30The cannibal...
14:31The cannibal's dead, Butters. But he bit me.
14:33Which means soon I will have a thirst for human flesh as well.
14:36Oh, no!
14:36We have no choice, Butters!
14:38We have to lock you away somewhere where even I can't get to you!
14:40Where?
14:41Look! There's an old refrigerator!
14:43Get inside, Butters! I'll break off the handle so nobody can get to you!
14:46Are you coming?
14:46It's too late for me! I can already feel my body start to change!
14:51No! Must fight it!
14:54Don't open this door for anybody, Butters!
14:56No matter what you hear, stay inside for four days!
14:59Here's some water and food from the shelter!
15:00Eric, you're the best friend in the whole world! I love you!
15:05I love you too, man. I just...
15:08You look so delicious! Must eat your brains!
15:12Ahhhh!
15:29Ha!
15:32It's Wednesday! It's Wednesday!
15:34Only three more days to Casa Bonita!
15:38I'm gonna go through Black Bart's cave first!
15:40No! I'm gonna watch the cliff divers first!
15:42Maybe if I tell them it's my birthday, they'll let me cliff dive into the pool!
15:45Oh, that would be so badass!
15:58Finally I can breathe the...
16:00Oh, my God!
16:03Oh, my God! The meteor took out everything!
16:07It's all destroyed! Nothing left!
16:10Hello?
16:12Are there any... Are there any other survivors?
16:16Hello?
16:17Oh, that must have been where the library was.
16:19And that was probably the school.
16:21Hello?
16:23Oh, I forgot. I gotta watch out for radioactive cannibals.
16:28Is that a cannibal?
16:30Sir? Ma'am?
16:35Oh!
16:36Oh, it's a little dog!
16:38Well, hello there, Mr. Dog!
16:40Looks like you and me are the only ones that survived the meteor.
16:42We should stick together, huh, Mr. Dog?
16:44Well, come on!
16:45We gotta start cleaning up this mess and rebuilding civilization!
16:48Boy, that meteor sure didn't make everything stinky.
16:55We're on our way to Casa Bonita!
16:57We're gonna be there very soon!
16:59You're gonna love Casa Bonita, Stan!
17:01There's just one part where you can dress up in old western clothes and get your photo taken in a
17:04fake jail!
17:05Really?
17:06Yeah, it's pretty cool.
17:07Pretty cool!
17:08So, um, should we go to Black Bart's cave first or watch the puppet show?
17:10I think we should go through Black Bart's cave right away,
17:12because we're gonna want to do it seven or eight times.
17:14And then we'll watch the cliff divers before the puppet show.
17:16Dude, it's Kyle's birthday. We should do whatever he wants to do.
17:18What?
17:19Fuck Kyle!
17:23Ha-ha!
17:24Just kidding! Birthday joke!
17:25Of course we do whatever Kyle wants!
17:27Happy birthday, Kyle!
17:28Happy birthday to you!
17:31Happy birthday to you!
17:33Happy birthday, dear Kyle!
17:36Happy birthday to you!
17:43You take away the biggest part of me!
17:46Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh!
17:47Oh, baby, please don't go!
17:50Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh!
17:51Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh!
17:53Girl, I just have to find my senses...
17:55Hello?
17:56Ah!
17:57Who are you? Are you infected?
17:59With what?
18:00You're not a cannibal, are you?
18:02No.
18:03Oh!
18:04Oh, good!
18:05You're a survivor like me!
18:06Look, Mr. Dog, another survivor!
18:08And it's a lady, too!
18:09That means we can repopulate the Earth!
18:11Yippee!
18:13Kid, what are you doing here?
18:14I'm rebuilding society!
18:16Here, take a look!
18:18This is the library, and over here is the bank.
18:20That over there I'm thinking of making into a P.F. Chang's or a Binigan's.
18:24And this is a memorial to Eric Cartman, the person who gave his life so that I could rebuild society.
18:29Well, ma'am, I guess we should start repopulating the Earth, huh?
18:35Well, I'm ready whenever you are.
18:37Kid, I don't know what you think is going on, but this place is a dump!
18:42Hey!
18:42That's not very nice!
18:43This is my first society!
18:45I'm doing my best!
18:46No, I mean you're at the garbage dump!
18:48Town is right over there, everybody is fine, and I think they've been looking for you for over a week!
19:03Uh...
19:04Ma'am, can I use your phone?
19:07We're here!
19:08We're here!
19:08Catch a banana!
19:10Oh, man, this is going to be so great!
19:12Wait up, Eric!
19:13We need to stay together!
19:15Uh, hold on, boys, that's my cell phone.
19:18Hello?
19:20Yes?
19:21Oh, that's great!
19:23Boys, they found Butters!
19:24He's okay!
19:25Oh, awesome!
19:26I knew he'd turn up!
19:27Yes, Eric Cartman is with us.
19:29Why?
19:31Oh, really?
19:33What?
19:33Yes, I will certainly let him know.
19:37Well, it appears that Eric here is responsible for Butters missing because he wanted to go to
19:42Casa Bonita.
19:43What?
19:43Eric, the South Park Police are already on their way here to have a little talk with you!
19:48But, Casa Bonita...
19:49I should have known better.
19:51You never cared about my birthday at all!
19:52But, uh...
19:54But...
19:54Stand back!
19:55Cartman, stop it.
19:57I...
19:57am going...
19:58to Casa Bonita!
20:01It's too late, fat ass.
20:02They'll be here in less than a minute.
20:03Ha!
20:05Yeah!
20:05Yeah!
20:06Less than a minute!
20:07Less than a minute!
20:08Cartman!
20:10Ha!
20:11Oh, awesome!
20:13Excuse me!
20:14Excuse me!
20:15Can I just eat some of your...
20:16Thank you!
20:17Thank you!
20:18Oh, okay!
20:18Oh, gotta get to Black Bart's cave!
20:21Excuse me!
20:21Excuse me!
20:22Coming through Black Bart's cave!
20:23Oh, scary!
20:25Look, a skeleton!
20:26Oh, man, I'm so scared!
20:28Oh, that was awesome!
20:30Oh, cliff divers!
20:36Come on!
20:37Come on, dive!
20:39Dive, asshole!
20:41Oh, awesome!
20:42That was cool, huh?
20:46Ah!
20:47Ah!
20:48Ah!
20:48Ah!
20:48Come on!
20:51Ah!
20:55Ah!
20:55Tumper Piers!
20:56Can I get some Tumper Piers, please?
20:57Ah!
20:58Sweet!
20:59Ah!
21:00Ooh!
21:00Puppet Show!
21:01Puppet Show!
21:02Ah!
21:03Cartman!
21:04Wah!
21:06All right, kid.
21:07End of the line.
21:08Ah!
21:09Ah!
21:12Yay!
21:13Jesus Christ!
21:23Well, kid, you made an entire town panic, you lost all your friends, and now you're going
21:28to Juvenile Hall for a week.
21:30Was it worth it?
21:33Totally.
21:38Yeah.
21:45No.
21:50No.
21:57toilet.
21:58No.
22:01Awesome.
22:02Luckily, the Clay's page is the principal and heheheh-
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