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00:00Previously on Devious Maids
00:01Peter!
00:02Husband number three
00:03Please stop dating, Peter
00:04I'm not breaking up with him
00:06A little birdie told me that Marisol got back together with Jessie
00:09I'm with Peter now, you have to accept that
00:12You're right, Marisol's seeing her ex again
00:16I know you're my mother now
00:17I'm not your mother, Dani
00:18I gave you all for a reason
00:20From now on, you're nothing to me
00:22I'm leaving you
00:23Evelyn, we were meant to be together
00:25Oh, you're the reverend
00:26Hello
00:27I was afraid he might be a bit of a goody-goody
00:30I'm not saying it
00:31My wife believes he's the greatest man that ever walked the earth
00:33I intend to prove her wrong
00:34There's no reason to deny the deep sexual tension between us
00:38Is it possible you're unclear on the meaning of sexual tension?
00:41You think Kyle and Francis are in a cult?
00:44If he were in a cult, I would know
00:46Like he knows you were made pretending to be rich?
00:48We finally have your mother's blessing
00:50You know, Kyle, maybe you should move back home
00:52Not being roommates could bring back some of that romance we've been missing
00:56We'd like to check the attic
00:57You don't have to do that
00:58I noticed Kyle and his mom being really secretive about the attic
01:01Ben?
01:02They still need to find a video of Perry confessing her secret
01:05Maybe that's where they keep the videos
01:07I can drum up some reason to sneak in there and snoop around
01:10I'm here now
01:11I thought you were in Italy
01:12You must be Toila, my maid
01:22Morning
01:22Kyle!
01:23Kyle, what are you doing here?
01:25I want to take my honey out to breakfast
01:27Surprise!
01:28Surprise!
01:31Um, sorry
01:34I'm in the middle of cleaning the house
01:37The maid didn't show up?
01:38Nope
01:39She hasn't really been focused on the job lately
01:41Sounds like someone's going to get fired
01:44That's a real possibility
01:46How about tomorrow night?
01:48I'm taking my mother to dinner
01:49So you and Francis will be out of the house?
01:52Just for a couple hours
01:54Who's that?
01:55Um, I have a friend in from out of town
01:58She got in last night
01:59Oh yeah?
01:59Love to meet her
02:00No!
02:01No, she's very sick
02:02I don't want you to catch it
02:03Call me later
02:10There you are
02:11Who was that?
02:13Um, just the neighbour
02:14So, are you settling in okay?
02:17Yes
02:18But it's very strange
02:19My clothes all seem to be stretched out
02:23As though they've been worn by a great big fat person
02:26Well, no big fat person has worn your clothes
02:29I promise
02:32Zoila, perhaps now would be a good time for me to clarify my expectations for you
02:36Firstly, and this is important
02:39I expect you to come running when I call for you
02:41Like a dog?
02:43Oh no, not at all
02:45But yes, exactly
02:46Also, my meals will be served in the formal dining room
02:49And I'd rather prefer it if you don't have personal visitors to the house
02:53Got it
02:54Lastly, I like to project a certain image
02:59So, from now on, you'll wear a maid's uniform
03:04Is that really necessary?
03:06It is
03:06When people come by, they need to know exactly who you are
03:52Carmen
03:54Oh, I lie about my age
03:55I get that from YouTube
03:58Now, can we please start over?
04:00I don't want to fight anymore
04:03Okay
04:04Yeah
04:06I mean, this makes me so happy
04:09Me too
04:14Great job, everybody
04:15And I'll see you after recess, okay?
04:20Can I help you, Miguel?
04:22This is wrong
04:23I should have gotten an A
04:24You missed a lot of questions
04:27So why do you feel you deserve an A?
04:29Because my stepfather's in prison
04:31Well, I'm very sorry about that
04:33But I can't just give you an A
04:34Because things are difficult at home
04:36He killed someone
04:39Your stepfather?
04:40He might do it again, too
04:45Miguel, are you suggesting your stepdad might kill me
04:47If I don't give you an A?
04:49Do you really want to risk it?
04:55Miguel said what?
04:57Gail Fleming just confirmed for tomorrow's book club
05:00So let's double the alcohol order
05:02Yes, I will talk to him
05:04Thank you
05:06I am so sorry, Mrs. Jean-VF
05:08But that was Miguel's school
05:10He's been suspended
05:11What did he do?
05:13He threatened his teacher
05:15And he's been starting fights with the other kids
05:17I don't understand
05:19Miguel's always been such a sweet boy
05:21The school thinks it's because things are bad at home
05:24Outrageous
05:24Everything's perfect here
05:26Except for Spence being locked up for Perry's gruesome murder
05:30Oh
05:32Miguel has always looked up to Spence
05:34Maybe now that he's in jail
05:35Miguel thinks it's cool to be a criminal
05:38Oh
05:39Should I lock up the valuables?
05:41Miguel needs to understand that going to prison is not cool
05:45Rosie
05:46Have you ever taken Miguel to visit Spence in prison?
05:49No
05:50Well, maybe a healthy dose of fear
05:52Is just what the boy needs
05:58How did you enjoy your first charity potluck?
06:00It was
06:03Quaint
06:03I have never eaten baby backs before
06:08My fingers still smell sweet and tangy
06:10Don't forget we have the youth outreach banquet this Thursday
06:14Don't you ever get tired of constant charity functions?
06:17No
06:18Me neither
06:22What's wrong?
06:24Don't look now
06:26Adrian's private investigator is over there taking photographs of us
06:30Are you sure?
06:31Oh
06:32Get down on one knee
06:33Beg your pardon?
06:34Let's give Adrian something to sink his teeth into
06:36Get on one knee
06:37Pretend to propose to me
06:40I think we've put Adrian through enough
06:42Let's take the high road
06:43But the low road is so much more fun
06:45Evelyn, no
06:46Okay, look
06:47Your husband's clearly in pain over this divorce
06:49And we have each other
06:51Isn't that enough of a victory?
06:53James, you're always so good
06:57That's what makes you so
07:00You
07:08Hi Derek
07:10I've been trying to get a hold of Peter
07:12And I've left like a stalker level of messages
07:14Is he okay?
07:16He's just a busy man
07:18Oh, shoo
07:19I was afraid he was a lying in a ditch man
07:21Can I see him?
07:22He's out of town
07:23Hawaii
07:25Hawaii?
07:26We were supposed to go to Hawaii together
07:28Can you get him on the phone?
07:30Can't
07:31His cell's broken
07:34Peter Hudson's office?
07:36Four o'clock?
07:38Alright
07:38Bye, Peter
07:42That was Peter
07:43No, it wasn't
07:44Okay, why are you blocking me?
07:46I just want to see my boyfriend
07:48I'm sorry
07:49Peter doesn't date people who cheat on him
07:58And now that Fiona's back
07:59It's only a matter of time
08:00Before Kyle and Francis realize who I am
08:02Why don't you just come clean with them?
08:04No
08:05She needs to stay friends with them
08:06I need her to get into that house
08:08So she can find the video
08:09Of Perry confessing her secrets
08:11What is on that video anyway?
08:13Maybe Perry told the cult
08:15About the man who drugged and raped her
08:16I think he's the killer
08:18Well, Kyle is taking Francis out to dinner tonight
08:21And I know where they keep their hide-a-key
08:23I'm gonna find that video
08:26Chicas, check this out
08:27They're casting the movie based on Marisol's book
08:30Already?
08:31That was fast?
08:31Yes
08:32And they want unknown actresses to play the maids
08:34So
08:36I'm gonna try out
08:37Well, no one's more unknown than you
08:40Maybe Marisol can talk you up to the director
08:43Oh, yes
08:44Hugh Metzger, the man who got me fired
08:46Off of my own movie
08:47He hates me
08:48Oh
08:49So maybe I shouldn't be seen in public with you
08:52What part are you trying out for?
08:54The character based on me
08:55Okay, oye
08:57Carmelita
08:57She's a hot, sexy maid with big dreams
08:59Must sing and dance
09:01Well, he wanted to change my entire movie
09:03So I'm sure he ruined my character
09:05Maria
09:06Is cool
09:07Confident
09:08Smart as a whip
09:10I guess he got that right
09:13This is me
09:15Rosario
09:15Sweet
09:17Beautiful
09:19Oblivious
09:21Aw
09:21That's so nice
09:23What about my character?
09:26Nope
09:26No, Zoila
09:28Come on
09:29Oh
09:30Zelda
09:32Sarcastic
09:33Sour
09:34Elderly
09:37Elderly
09:39Elderly
09:42So I'm on pins and needles here
09:44Tell me
09:45What have you found on the reverend?
09:49Nothing
09:51What do you mean nothing?
09:53No scandals
09:54No lawsuits
09:54No accusations
09:55Why the hell do you have such a thick boulder on him?
09:57That seems intentionally misleading
09:59It's documentation
10:00I ran background checks
10:02Dug through court records
10:03I practically crawled up the man's butt with a flashlight
10:06Yes, that's evident from his colonoscopy report
10:09What's this?
10:10Parking ticket
10:11He paid that
10:12Huh?
10:13This says he was known to cavort with prostitutes
10:15An outreach program to help get them off the streets
10:18Oh, come on
10:19Nobody can be that damn good
10:20Adrian, I know you want to destroy this man
10:23But wouldn't we all be better off building each other up rather than tearing each other down?
10:28What are you blathering about?
10:29I sat in on one of the reverend's sermons
10:32Very inspiring
10:34Your wife is a lucky woman
10:43Marisol
10:43Hi
10:44I'm sorry to bother you at work, but I need to ask you something
10:47Okay
10:49Somehow
10:50Peter found out that we slept together and I didn't tell him
10:53So
10:54Did you?
10:56Seriously?
10:57At first you turned me down and now you're accusing me of sabotaging your new relationship?
11:02Not awesome
11:02I'm sorry, of course you didn't
11:04It's just that Peter won't talk to me
11:05So can you please help me figure out how he found out about us?
11:08Still
11:08Not awesome
11:09You're right
11:10You're right
11:11This is my problem, not yours
11:12However Peter found out, it wasn't through me
11:15I didn't tell anyone
11:18Except
11:18Except who?
11:19Well, Danny
11:20But you already knew that
11:22And she wouldn't tell Peter
11:23And you didn't tell anyone else?
11:25No
11:25No one
11:28Except
11:28Jesse
11:29It was nothing
11:30And I didn't even mention your name
11:31I just told this woman that I trained
11:33That I hooked up with an ex
11:35Jean-Viev Delator
11:38No
11:39No
11:40No, no, no, no, no, no
11:41Jean-Viev is Peter's ex-wife
11:43I did not know that
11:45Clearly
11:46She found out about us
11:47And blabbed to Peter
11:48Hoping that he would break up with me
11:51Wow
11:51I guess this really was my fault
11:54No, it wasn't
11:55Jean-Viev on the other hand
11:56That lying little witch
11:58I'm gonna murder her
12:05These conjugal visits are the highlight of my week
12:09I need to talk to you
12:11Oh, dirty talk
12:13Actually, it's about Miguel
12:16And we're out
12:19He's been acting like a bully at school
12:21And getting into trouble
12:22I think he's trying to be like you
12:26Me?
12:27Well, you're a criminal now
12:29Or at least that's what everyone thinks
12:31But if he could see how bad it is in here
12:34Maybe he's straightened out
12:37Okay, well
12:38There's this program here for troubled youth
12:41Kind of like a private tour of the prison
12:44I'll see if I can get Miguel in
12:45Well, he's only ten
12:46Is that too young?
12:47I don't think so
12:48I think the whole point is to get him young
12:49Then it's settled
12:51I knew you'd find a way to help
12:55I'm sorry
12:56This talk, it's kind of ruined the moment
13:00Are you sure?
13:05Mr. Spence
13:07And we're back
13:13Ladies
13:14Ladies
13:15Shall we start discussing this week's book?
13:17Uh, Diane
13:18I know that you're new
13:20But book club is really just an excuse for us to drink in the middle of the day
13:24Please
13:25I didn't even read the book
13:26I've been so busy redecorating the Powell house
13:29And trying to seduce Adrian
13:30You should design an S&M room
13:33Rumor has it that Adrian likes to be tied up
13:37Really?
13:37Really?
13:39Tell me more
13:40Or we could talk about the book
13:42Goodness, Diane
13:43Learn to read a room
13:45No one here wants to talk about the boring book
13:48Jean-Pierre?
13:50Jean-Pierre?
13:52I know what you did
13:54Marisol
13:55Joining us for book club?
13:57You told Peter about me and Jessie
13:59I'll take that as a no
14:00You destroyed my relationship
14:03You will stop at nothing to get what you want
14:05Perhaps you should take this outside
14:07Zip it, Diane
14:08It's just getting good
14:09Peter is my friend
14:12I had an obligation to tell him that his girlfriend was deceiving him
14:16Oh, please
14:16You did this for yourself
14:18You're the one who cheated
14:20And now Peter will never take you back
14:23Sad
14:27Do you see what she's doing?
14:29She puts on this sunny, sweet veneer
14:32But really
14:33The truth is
14:34She's just a self-absorbed
14:36Petty
14:38Ruthless
14:38Bitch
14:39And that's why you'll always be
14:43Alone
14:45Sad
14:52Listen
14:52Being in here is not cool
14:54There's no freedom
14:55No privacy
14:56And the guys in here
14:57They're really scary
14:58Yo, Westmore
15:01I saved you my muffin for breakfast
15:03He seems nice
15:05Yeah, but Miguel
15:05This
15:06Is
15:07Killface
15:08That's his name
15:09What are you in for, kid?
15:11Shoot up a grocery store
15:12Kidnap a baby
15:13Please stop giving him ideas
15:15Miguel's just visiting
15:16Cool
15:18Wrote another play
15:18And I need you to be the lead
15:20Another play?
15:22That sounds fun
15:23No, it's not fun
15:24Nothing in here is fun
15:26Come on, man
15:27I already started building a set
15:28And you're a bonfire movie store
15:29Mostly just TV
15:30And one really well-reviewed indie
15:32Can we talk about this later?
15:34Miguel's been getting into trouble at school
15:35And I'm trying to knock some sense into him
15:37Oh, a little scared straight action, huh?
15:39Got it
15:42What you got there, kid?
15:43Gummy bears
15:45You brought gummy bears into my house
15:47You brought gummy bears into my house
15:51Want one?
15:53I do, kinda
15:55Oh, green, green, green
15:57Okay, Killface, thanks for your help
15:59Thank you
16:02That's a cool tattoo
16:03I should get one of those
16:04I don't think your mother would like that
16:06Good
16:07She'll notice me
16:09Hold on, is that what this is all about?
16:11Are you trying to get your mom's attention
16:12By getting into trouble?
16:14Oh, come on
16:15Your mom's the best
16:16She always has time for you
16:18No
16:19She's too busy trying to save you
16:21I never get to see her anymore
16:24Oh, Miguel
16:29I'm so sorry
16:33I'm so getting this part
16:35A hot sexy maid with big dreams
16:38Must sing and dance
16:39It's like she was based on me
16:42Except she was based on Carmen, right?
16:46That's why I invited her to dinner
16:47So I can study her for the audition
16:50I thought you'd invited her tonight
16:51Because you'd forgiven her
16:52Nah
16:53Just pretending to forgive her
16:56So you're using her to get a part in a movie
16:59Isn't that kind of mean?
17:01She was mean to me first
17:02Well, have you ever considered being nice to her?
17:05For real?
17:07Why would I do that?
17:13Oh, my, my
17:15That looks fabulous
17:16I figured you'd appreciate a formal table setting
17:18I met your uniform
17:20It's smashing
17:20Like you were born to wear it
17:23Hmm
17:24Well, have a seat
17:25Dinner's ready
17:32Good Lord
17:33What is all that racket?
17:35It's the neighbours leaving
17:36Well, I'll have to ask them to do that less often
17:38Anyway, I have something to take care of, so
17:41Bon appétit
17:44Oh, dear
17:45This is supper
17:47I was hoping for breakfast
17:50Breakfast at night?
17:51Well, my jet lag is wreaking havoc
17:54With my internal clock
17:56I assumed you would have thought of that
17:58Silly me
17:59Oh, it's all right
18:00I'm sure you never travel
18:03You know what I would kill for?
18:05A frittata
18:06Right now
18:07I really need to run that errand
18:11Oh
18:11I'm not some wicked tyrant
18:13You can run your errands
18:14Thank you
18:15After you make my frittata
18:21So none of this has been true?
18:23I thought we were friends
18:24Hola
18:25Ready for dinner?
18:26Oh, shoot
18:27I lost track of time
18:29Just give me five minutes
18:32What's that?
18:34Oh, just an audition scene from a resource movie
18:35I'm trying out tomorrow
18:37There's a party based on me
18:39I had no idea
18:42You know what?
18:44Forget dinner
18:45I want to help with your audition
18:47Really?
18:48That would be amazing
18:49So, what are you going to wear?
18:51Okay, I'm thinking about these heels
18:52With my maid's uniform
18:53Maid's uniform
18:54Good idea
18:55What do you think about these earrings?
18:58Are they too much?
18:59Perfect
18:59I love them
19:00Really?
19:01Oh, I have another pair I can give you
19:03Wow, thank you
19:08Why are you walking like me?
19:11I admire your confidence
19:13I want to be just like you
19:14I get it
19:15Who doesn't want to be like Carmen Luna?
19:17Who doesn't want to be like Carmen Luna?
19:19No, I want to be like Carmen Luna
19:26It's like looking in the mirror
19:27I know
19:28Now, let's run your lines
19:30I want to hear you do the scenes
19:31Yes
19:35You know, Rosie, I haven't gotten into Kyle's house yet
19:39Long story short, my new boss is a pain in the ass
19:41But I'm here now
19:42I'll let you know what I find
19:43Bye
19:49Bye
20:37Oh, crap
20:38Dinner was lovely, Kyle
20:40I'm so glad we're back in a good place
20:42Me too
20:42I hate that we fought
20:43Well, it was my fault
20:45I should have accepted Zoila from the start
20:49So, how are things with Zoila?
20:51She hasn't broken up with you?
20:54Why would you think that?
20:56Oh, no reason
20:56Just know if things were to ever sour between you two
21:00Your mother's always here for you
21:03Trust me
21:04Zoila and I are doing just great
21:09Zoila
21:11Hello there, big boy
21:13Oh, dear God
21:15Oh, dear God
21:16Francis
21:17Oh, no
21:20I
21:21Found this sexy maid costume
21:24From Halloween
21:25I thought I'd come by and surprise you
21:26Oh, I didn't realize you'd be together
21:29I am so embarrassed
21:31I am so embarrassed
21:32You don't have to go
21:33Yes
21:34Yes, I do
21:34I can't even look you in the eye
21:47Why does the air smell so cheap yet so delicious?
21:51I'm burying my feelings in Mushu
21:53I was burying my feelings in work
21:56But your version has a greasy appeal I cannot deny
22:00So what are you trying to avoid?
22:03James and I had a chance to play a delightful prank on Adrian
22:08But James refused because he said it was cruel
22:10Was it?
22:11Of course, that was the point
22:12But Reverend Boring Pounce thought it was a bad idea
22:17Adrian had his flaws
22:18But at least things were never dull
22:22Flaws?
22:23He faked paralysis, froze all your assets, and locked you out of your home
22:26And that's just this year
22:28Stop, you're making me nostalgic
22:31Perhaps the Reverend is too nice for me
22:34Well, of course he is too nice for you
22:36But for some reason, he likes you anyway
22:40If you ask me, that's what you should be focusing on
22:42You're one to talk
22:43Come with that
22:45You are pining for Peter, even though we obviously dumped you
22:48Meanwhile, Jesse is begging you to come back
22:51Even though he's clearly too hot for you
22:53Hey
22:54You have eyes, Marisol
22:56Plus he's starting his own business
22:59And he adores you
23:01I know
23:02Jesse's the perfect guy
23:04She's not the perfect guy for me
23:07And Peter was?
23:09Maybe
23:11I guess we'll never know
23:12I didn't realize you were so taken with Peter
23:15Neither did I
23:16Until he was gone
23:20I really screwed things up royally, huh?
23:26We're gonna need more musho
23:30Papito, I talked to Spence
23:31And I'm sorry I've been so busy lately
23:34But I'm going to pay more attention to you
23:36Starting now
23:38Rosie, am I too self-absorbed?
23:40I'm talking to Miguel
23:41This'll just take a minute
23:43Marisol said some very hurtful things to me
23:46And I need you to tell me they're not true
23:48Not now
23:49I'm trying to make sure Miguel doesn't feel ignored
23:52But now I feel ignored
23:54Mrs. Jean-Beef
24:00Anyway
24:01I'm sorry I haven't been a very good mommy lately
24:04But I promise to do better, okay?
24:07Okay
24:07And you've got to apologize to your teacher
24:10And the kids you bullied
24:12Do I have to?
24:14Si, senor
24:15That's what good people do
24:16When you hurt someone
24:18You say you're sorry
24:20Understand?
24:22Yeah, I guess
24:23Good
24:23Now go on
24:25You have homework
24:29Now, Mrs. Jean-Beef
24:31How can I help you?
24:33Actually
24:34You already have
24:52Um, excuse me
24:54You're having auditions for Carmelita today, right?
24:57Yeah
24:58What's with the London girls?
25:01Those are the Zeldas
25:03Carmelitas are over there
25:06Oh
25:07That makes more sense
25:19Honey?
25:21What are you doing here?
25:23Same as you
25:23I got an audition
25:25For Carmelita?
25:26Mm-hmm
25:27And I think I'm gonna nail it
25:29I've been
25:30Studying
25:32That's why you wanted to hang out?
25:34To study me?
25:36Did you actually think I forgave you?
25:38I can't believe you used me
25:40All right, ladies
25:41Next up we have Carmen
25:44Yeah, that's me
25:45Carmen Luna
25:46Don't you mean Carmen Luna?
25:52This way, please
26:04Carmen, this is our director
26:06The very famous
26:07Umetsker
26:09Oh, hey
26:10Oscar winner two times over
26:12And all I get is
26:12Oh, hey
26:15Go ahead and slate yourself
26:17Yeah
26:18My name is Carmen Luna
26:20And I'm rooting for Carmelita
26:23I've been lying to you
26:24Carmelita
26:24I'm not really a maid
26:29Honey, that's your cue
26:30Oh, I'm so sorry
26:31Can I start again?
26:34Okay
26:35I've been lying to you
26:36Carmelita
26:37I'm not really a maid
26:38So none of this has been true?
26:40I thought we were friends
26:41Whoa, whoa, whoa
26:42Stop
26:42Hang on
26:43Um, you know
26:44I know that Carmelita's supposed to be angry here
26:46But you still gotta be sexy
26:48Oh, I'm sexy
26:49I'm sexy as hell
26:51Eh, still angry
26:52Should we have her read for Zelda?
26:54What?
26:55Zelda?
26:56I'm not Zelda
26:56I'm Carmelita
26:58You know, this character was based on me
27:00Another woman who wrote the book
27:02Oh
27:02You know Marisol Suarez?
27:06Uh, yeah
27:07But I hate her
27:09She's the worst
27:10Am I right?
27:12Thanks for coming by
27:18Yeah, Rosie
27:19I almost got busted
27:20But right before
27:22I found the locked cabinet in the attic
27:23It could be where they keep the videos
27:25You've got to get into that cabinet
27:27I know
27:28I'll try to sneak in their house again
27:31Oh, that's the door
27:33I'll call you back
27:36Oh, Francis
27:39Oh
27:40Oh
27:42Okay
27:44Francis
27:45We need to talk
27:48You can't come in
27:49I have a house guest
27:50She's very sick
27:51I'll risk it
27:52I thought you were gonna break up with Kyle
27:54I am
27:55I'm just letting him down gently
27:56You promised
27:57You were going to end it
27:58Voila
27:59What are you doing?
28:01Oh, Fiona
28:02Hi
28:02What did I say about having guests?
28:04And why are you wearing my robe?
28:06Um, I was cold
28:07I'm Francis
28:08I live next door
28:10But she was just leaving
28:11I don't care if she's the Queen of Sheba
28:12Take off my robe
28:13Zoila, who is this woman?
28:15She's acting like she owns you
28:17Zoila?
28:18Now
28:27Why are you still wearing that?
28:30Because this is my house
28:31And I like my maid to be in uniform
28:34Your maid?
28:35Thank you so much for stopping by
28:38Zoila needs to get back to work now
28:39I don't pay her to socialize
28:42Francis, let me explain
28:44No, no, no
28:45I understand perfectly
28:49Wait till Kyle hears about this
28:58Oh, good, Adrian, you're here
29:00I need a hand with these tiebacks for the drapes
29:02My hand is busy feeding me bourbon at the moment, Gail
29:04Your other hand is free
29:09Hold this, please
29:10You wouldn't believe my day
29:12As you know, Evelyn is dating Reverend Hamilton
29:14God's favorite child and my arch nemesis
29:17I've been trying to dig up dirt on the man
29:20So she'll leave him
29:20Hold this
29:21But he's so virtuous
29:22I may have to invent a scandal for him myself
29:25Perhaps something unseemly with a deacon
29:27That sounds plausible, right?
29:32Gail, what the hell's going on?
29:34I heard you have a penchant for bondage
29:37So do I
29:39Gail, stop this at once
29:42Stop it, you lunatic
29:43Name-calling
29:44I like it
29:47Gail
29:49Gail, listen to me very carefully
29:51I am not having sex with you
29:52I find the very idea of it terrifying
29:55What?
29:56Terrifying?
29:58Why?
30:00Dear God
30:03Evelyn
30:04This isn't what it looks like
30:05No, no, no
30:06I'm sorry
30:08I should have knocked
30:09Evelyn
30:12Evelyn
30:18Evelyn
30:19You're the maid?
30:20Keep your voice down
30:22My boss is asleep inside
30:24So is everything a lie?
30:26Hmm?
30:26Your feelings?
30:27Us?
30:28Honestly
30:30I really liked you at first
30:32But then my feelings changed
30:33And
30:34I didn't know how to tell you
30:37Seems like you didn't know how to tell me a lot of things
30:40Well, I'm not the only one keeping secrets
30:42What's that supposed to mean?
30:44I know about the circle
30:47I didn't want to believe it at first
30:50Because you're such a sweet guy
30:52But then I figured out
30:54Why someone like you would be part of a cult
30:56It's not a cult
30:57Is that what your mother tells you?
30:59I know you'd do anything for her
31:01But what your mother's doing
31:02It's not right
31:03She's ruining lives
31:05You're pathological
31:06The circle frame my friend spends for murder
31:08And he is a good man
31:10Just like you
31:11He does not deserve to go to prison
31:13For the rest of his life
31:14No, he killed Perry Westmore
31:17That's what your mother wants everyone to think
31:20Look
31:21There is a video
31:23Of Perry
31:24Being interviewed by the circle
31:25So if we had it
31:28Maybe we can prove Spence is innocent
31:30You want me to betray my own mother for you?
31:33I don't even know who you are anymore
31:36I'm still Zoila
31:38I wear a uniform
31:41I'm not rich, but I'm still me
31:44And I need your help
31:48Please
31:53I'm sorry
31:54I can't
31:57And I don't know who you are either
32:08First, let me apologize for being on your side of the house
32:11It's fine
32:12I was just on my way out
32:14Please move
32:15I wanted to explain what you saw earlier with Gail
32:18Why should you explain?
32:19There's nothing to explain
32:20It's just that you need to know
32:21Gail and I
32:22Stop
32:24We are adults
32:26Adults who are getting a divorce
32:27I couldn't care less with whom you spend your time
32:32However
32:33When your penis falls off after being with Gail Fleming
32:36Please deposit it in the appropriate trash bin
32:42Carmen, did you hear that?
32:45About your penis falling off?
32:47Yeah, that was pretty good
32:50Evelyn is jealous of me and Gail
32:53I've been going about this all wrong
32:55That's what I've been telling you
32:56Cutting off her money and making her life miserable
32:59That's too crazy
33:01Well, hang on to your feather duster
33:05It's about to get crazier
33:12Did Spence Westmore really murder Perry?
33:14Of course he did
33:16Why are you asking?
33:18Zoila says he's innocent
33:21Well, she's lying
33:23Again
33:24But if Spence really is guilty
33:26Why did Ben have to manipulate him in confessing?
33:29Spence just needed an extra push to tell the truth
33:32And besides, we didn't want the police looking into us
33:37So you're just protecting the circle?
33:40Kyle, it's time to make a choice
33:41Zoila or your mother
33:46You, of course
33:47Good
33:49Because Zoila has infiltrated us
33:51And everything we've built is in jeopardy
33:56You know what we have to do
34:02Look
34:03I know you were just using me
34:06But the truth is
34:07I enjoy spending time with you
34:08Uh-huh
34:10Nani, we can't keep doing this
34:12I don't want to be fighting with you
34:13Over some stupid movie
34:14We're never gonna get
34:16I got a call back
34:19You did?
34:20Yep
34:21For the part based on you
34:22They want me to wear something sexy for the next round
34:27Well, congratulations
34:29I thought you'd be jealous
34:31I am
34:33But I'm also happy for you
34:36You don't mean that
34:37Yeah
34:39I do
34:46I like this one
34:49You look amazing in red
35:03Good morning
35:04Oh, if you say so
35:06I didn't get a wink of sleep last night
35:09You're still jet-baked?
35:10Actually, no
35:11It was all the noise from those ghastly moving trucks
35:15What?
35:16Yes, those hideous people next door
35:18Moved out in the middle of the night
35:20Can you believe the nerve?
35:22Oh, my God
35:24No
35:30Bueno
35:30Rosie, they're gone
35:32Who?
35:34Kyle and Francis, they're gone
35:37So's our chance to get Spence out of jail
35:45The circle is gone
35:47Zoila went next door and the place was cleaned out
35:50Don't worry
35:51I'm not giving up
35:53Well, maybe you should
35:56Spence
35:56You trying to get me out of here is ruining our family
36:00This thing with Miguel never would have happened if I wasn't in jail
36:02But that's not your fault
36:04It doesn't matter
36:05You deserve a life
36:06And Miguel deserves a mother who has time for him
36:08He has one
36:10I'll find a way
36:11Rosie, I'm not getting out of here
36:15You gotta let this go
36:17I can't
36:19You are my husband
36:20And I will never give up on you
36:22No matter what
36:26You know, and this kid's clearly stolen the money from the collection plate
36:29So I look at him and I say
36:31Forgive me, James
36:32But is this another story that ends with you forgiving a no-do-well and buying him a warm meal?
36:37Evelyn, are you okay?
36:39It's not you
36:41It's...
36:43I walked in on Adrian and a former friend of mine having relations
36:48Oh, I'm so sorry
36:49It's not as though I haven't caught Adrian in compromising situations before
36:53He is an accomplished sexual deviant
36:56It's over now
37:00But this woman, Gail
37:01She's so far beneath him
37:02She is not, and I mean this in all modesty
37:04Nearly as attractive as I am
37:05I just don't understand what he sees in her
37:09Evelyn
37:10Do you still have feelings for Adrian?
37:13That's absurd
37:15No, I just know Adrian, that's all
37:18He could never be happy with a woman like her
37:20You know, when we first started seeing each other, you told me your marriage was over
37:24It is
37:26Maybe it's not as over as you think
37:30I'm sorry, Evelyn
37:32I can't do this
37:43Ah, there you are
37:45Oh, uh, hi, sorry
37:46Um, I don't need to do this now
37:48I will just get out of your hair
37:49No, no, Gail, it's fine
37:51Can we talk?
37:52Really, there's nothing to talk about
37:53I get it
37:54You said you were terrified of me
37:56Yes, I'm terrified
37:57Because I can barely contain the flood of feelings I have for you
38:01I can't deny it any longer
38:03Excuse me?
38:05I decided to give Evelyn her divorce
38:07Because I realized, Gail, I'm madly in love with you
38:13Oh, my God, Adrian
38:22Hey, kill face
38:23Please, man, never sneak up on me
38:26Sorry
38:26Anyway, I read your play, and I have some thoughts
38:32That it's perfect
38:33Don't change a thing
38:37Dude, say what you want
38:38I don't care about the script
38:40Huh?
38:41It's all about the sets
38:43You see, when I do a play
38:44I get special access to tools
38:47But some tools
38:49Don't make it back to the workshop
38:55Oh, my God
38:57Is that a tunnel?
38:58Yeah
38:59It's almost finished
39:00I'm getting out of here
39:03You coming with me?
39:09Marisol
39:11I'm sorry I interfered in your relationship
39:14I'm not gonna lie
39:15I'm surprised to hear you say that
39:17I'm not usually like this
39:20It's just Peter
39:22I never meant to cheat on him
39:24So I'll always be trying to make things right
39:27What do you mean, you never meant to cheat on him?
39:29How do you accidentally cheat?
39:32I was at a party one night
39:34Peter was working late
39:36So I was chatting with a colleague of his
39:40The next thing I knew
39:42I woke up in his bed
39:45Wait, what?
39:48Were you drinking?
39:50I'd had half a cocktail
39:51It must have been stronger than I realized
39:55Because I don't remember anything after that
39:59You don't black out from half a cocktail
40:03Is it possible that this man put something in your drink?
40:09I've always wondered about that
40:12It certainly would explain things
40:15Jean-Viev
40:17You didn't cheat
40:20What happened to you?
40:22That's
40:25That's rape
40:29Nobody called it that back then
40:33It wasn't violent
40:34He was a friend
40:35He drugged you
40:36And had sex with you
40:37Without your consent
40:38That's a crime
40:40No matter who does it
40:42I suppose it is
40:45Did you tell anyone?
40:48He's a very well-known person
40:50In Hollywood
40:52I doubt anyone
40:53Would have believed me
40:54I believe you
40:56And I won't say a word
40:59But
41:02Who was it?
41:06Hugh Metzger
41:09The director
41:16Mr. Metzger?
41:18Hi
41:18Where is everybody?
41:20Oh, I like to do callbacks alone
41:22I mean, having other people around
41:23Just gets in the way
41:25So it's just gonna be you and me?
41:27That's right
41:30Come on in
42:06I just got to do that
42:12I August
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