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00:00Previously on Devious Maids
00:01Oh my god
00:02Spence Westmore, you're under arrest
00:04I'm Shannon, I'm Paris' sister
00:06You have to do something, you can't let that woman raise my son
00:09Tucker, what's wrong?
00:11If his nanny was someone he already knew, that would keep him calm
00:14You'll have to go easy on her now that she's working here
00:17You okay with that?
00:18Keep your friends close
00:19And your anime's even closer
00:21I'm leaving you
00:22Evelyn, we were meant to be together
00:24Mrs. Powell, the credit card we have for you has been declined
00:27Adrian
00:28Do you really think you're going to win Mrs. Powell back by cutting off her money and making her miserable?
00:33Isn't it romantic?
00:34I'm taking you up on your offer
00:35My offer?
00:36I'm moving in
00:37The big fashion exec just bought this place
00:39She's going to be gone for six months
00:41This really cute guy came over and assumed I own the house, so I went with it
00:45Kyle, is that you?
00:47You didn't mention your mother was visiting
00:49Oh, she's not visiting, she lives here
00:51I like her too, but not for you
00:53I have other plans for you, Kyle
00:55I think what you're doing is shameful
00:56Seeing that woman's husband
00:58Ex-husband
00:59I'm not breaking up with him
01:01This means war
01:02My scalp seems to be tingling
01:04Is that normal?
01:05To attack their hair?
01:06You've crossed a line
01:07I'm Daniela
01:08Your cousin Josefina's daughter?
01:10I want to be a singer just like you
01:12That girl's your daughter?
01:14My cousin Josefina, she raised her as her own
01:16So she doesn't even know she's adopted?
01:18It's the boys, the drugs, the crashing cars
01:20Well, it's none of your business what I do
01:22You're not my mom
01:23Yeah, Josefina
01:24It's Carmen
01:26I think she needs you
01:27I'll buy you a drink
01:28I'm all yours
01:49That was...
01:51I know
01:54Can I ask you something?
01:56Oh God
01:57You're not gonna ask me to marry you, right?
01:59Why would you think that?
02:00It's happened to me before
02:02Guys always propose after sex
02:04It's my curse
02:05Actually, I was gonna ask
02:07If it's okay with you
02:08If we keep this casual
02:12Oh?
02:13I was in a relationship last year
02:16And I am...
02:17I'm not ready to go down that road again
02:20Good
02:22The last thing I need right now
02:23Is another jealous boyfriend
02:25You got a lot of those?
02:26Hmm?
02:27You see?
02:28You're jealous already
02:29Okay
02:35Oh, I need to get this
02:37Right now?
02:39Well, you don't have to stop
02:45Hello?
02:47Yeah, this is Danny
02:51Oh my God
02:53Oh my God
02:54Oh my God
02:57Are those all my gods for me?
03:03Carmen?
03:05Carmen!
03:06There you are
03:06I have to talk to you
03:07Me too
03:08The most amazing thing happened
03:10I got into a singer showcase
03:12What?
03:13Yes
03:13Someone dropped out of the last minute
03:15So I'm going on tomorrow night
03:16Yes
03:16There's going to be agents
03:17And producers
03:19Okay
03:19Why aren't you more excited?
03:22Daniela
03:23Where have you been?
03:25Mommy
03:25What are you doing here?
03:27Your cousin Carmen called me
03:28I'm here to take you home
03:32Surprise
03:44Yes
03:44And I'm going to keep hounding you
03:46Until I convince you
03:48Great
03:49Great
03:50See you Thursday, Cece
03:51Marisol
03:52I am grateful to stay here
03:54But could you please keep it down?
03:55My doctor says it's best to wake naturally
03:57If I'm in a low and ambient sleep
03:59I'm sorry
04:00Am I having a job disturbing you?
04:02Exactly
04:02Thank you for understanding
04:04Well, business is slow
04:06So I'm making cold calls
04:07But
04:08I just landed a meeting with Cece Sheffield
04:11She owns that giant house on Roxbury
04:13No domestic help at all
04:16Speaking of domestic help
04:17How do I place an order for breakfast around here?
04:22How do I place an order for breakfast around here?
04:22Place an order?
04:23Evelyn, this isn't the Four Seasons
04:24That's apparent from the low threat count of your sheets
04:27There's cereal in the kitchen
04:29At the club, they have a little man named Jean-Claude
04:32Who makes the most amazing bespoke omelets
04:34I don't have a little omelet man
04:37Well, perhaps you should stop worrying about Cece Sheffield
04:40And get some help for yourself
04:41Evelyn, why don't you just go out for breakfast?
04:45Believe me, I would if I could
04:46But
04:48I can't exactly afford it
04:50Oh, wow
04:52I didn't realize things were that bad
04:54Yes
04:54For all intents and purposes
04:56Adrian has left me destitute
04:58Tell you what
04:59Breakfast is on me
05:01I want you to be happy
05:04Oh, God, how far I've fallen
05:06Just a short while ago
05:08I was living in a lovely, albeit blown-up mansion
05:10And now
05:11And now what?
05:13Nothing, nothing
05:13You're a fine home
05:15It's cozy
05:16Has it always been teal?
05:19How long are you planning on staying here?
05:20Not long
05:21Just a couple of days
05:22Or I suppose it could be several months
05:24But that would be the worst-case scenario
05:26Yes
05:27Yes, it would
05:29You called my mother?
05:31She was right to call me
05:33Drinking, sleeping around, crashing cars
05:35You told her all that?
05:37I beat him, Santa
05:38It's good your father's dead
05:39It would kill him to know that you dropped out of college
05:43Ow!
05:44You dropped out of college?
05:45I didn't know you were in college
05:47Start packing your things
05:48We're leaving tomorrow night
05:49But the showcase is tomorrow
05:50Aye, again with this singing nonsense
05:52Carmen's a singer
05:53She's not a singer
05:54She's a maid
05:55That's just temporary
05:56Fifteen years is not temporary
05:58Who cares if she's still a maid?
05:59She's going after her dream
06:01But that's just it
06:02It's only a dream
06:04Her life is empty
06:05She doesn't have a man
06:07At the moment
06:08She doesn't have money
06:09Money isn't everything
06:10And her looks are starting to fade
06:11Okay, now you're talking crazy
06:14The point is
06:16You wish you had made different choices in your life
06:20Don't you, Carmen?
06:23Right
06:26It's too late for me, Dani
06:28But you...
06:30I can't believe this
06:35You think we worked too hard on her?
06:37She really wants to sing in the showcase
06:41When you gave us Daniela
06:42You promised to stay out of our life
06:45I'm her mother
06:46I get to decide
06:48Not you
06:58Zoila, hi
06:59I saw your car and thought you might be back
07:02How was the trip?
07:03Fine
07:04Yeah, you know
07:06Well, I missed you
07:08I've been hanging out with your mom
07:10And she's great company
07:12But I'm pretty sure
07:13You're a better kisser
07:16Good
07:17Good
07:19Listen, I'm glad we could still be friends
07:21Even though things fizzled out
07:25Fizzled out?
07:26Yeah, I went away
07:27We didn't talk the whole time
07:31Oh, God
07:32I assumed we were on the same page
07:34Nope
07:34Different page
07:35Different book
07:37I'm sorry
07:39You're wonderful
07:41Well, what?
07:43I thought things were going really good
07:45It's just
07:46You know
07:48Circumstances
07:49And timing
07:50What not
07:51Now you're just saying words
07:53Sorry
07:53I'm terrible at breakups
07:59Here
08:03A parting gift?
08:04A token of our time together
08:05It's a candle
08:07Smells like juniper berries
08:14Thank you
08:15Thank you, Kyle
08:16You just made it really easy
08:18To get over you
08:25Fabian, I can't thank you enough
08:27For squeezing me in at the last minute
08:29Oh, my God
08:29It's my pledge
08:31Look at your hair
08:32Drop-dead gorge
08:34It used to be drop-dead gorge
08:36But I recently had a falling out
08:38With my previous stylist
08:40Whoever did this to you
08:41Is a criminal
08:42Seriously
08:43They should be taken out
08:44And shot in the face
08:45What a sweet thing to say
08:48Anyway
08:49I'm in the market
08:50For a new look
08:51Makeovers always make me feel better
08:53And truth be told
08:55I've been a bit depressed lately
08:57Uh-uh
08:58You are way too fab
08:59To be down in the dumps
09:01What's wrong?
09:03I recently lost my housekeeper
09:05Zoila
09:07My condolences
09:08Bless her little soul
09:10Oh, she's not dead
09:11She just doesn't want to be friends anymore
09:13You were friends with your housekeeper
09:15I know it sounds funny
09:17But she's always been my closest confidant
09:20I miss having someone in the house to talk to
09:23Well, what about the new maid?
09:25Rosie?
09:27No, I'm afraid
09:28We don't have much in common
09:29I'm sure you didn't have a lot in common
09:31With the old maid
09:32When you first met her
09:33That's true
09:34So get to know this rosy chick
09:36I mean, you're so stylish
09:38You live in this amazing manch
09:39And you're impossibly thin
09:41Who wouldn't want to be your friend?
09:43That's an excellent point
09:45See?
09:45Things are looking up already
09:48Now
09:49Let's make this hair
09:50As ferocious as you are
09:58Not really sure why Shannon wanted me to trim the hedges
10:00The gardeners will be here tomorrow
10:04I think I know why
10:06Hey
10:07I've been meaning to ask
10:08Any luck tracking down Spencer's alibi?
10:11A stripper?
10:12No
10:12She's not returning my calls
10:14And nobody's seen her
10:16If you need me to go down to the strip club
10:18I'll do it
10:19Thanks, Jessie
10:20Way to take one for the team
10:23Anyway
10:23I think she's gone for good
10:25Don't lose hope
10:26You'll find another way to help Spence
10:27The police should be looking at Perry's manager, Ben
10:30He's hiding something
10:32But why would Ben kill Perry?
10:34She made him a boatload of money
10:36He had nothing to gain
10:39So the question is
10:40Whose life is better with Perry dead?
10:43I'm home!
10:46Oh, Jessie
10:49You've been working so hard
10:51I want to give you a little bonus
10:53Buy yourself something pretty
10:56Not a shirt
10:59Miss Shannon, you got a lot of stuff today
11:01So, what, isn't Perry's money supposed to be for Tucker?
11:06Well, I needed some things
11:07Proper attire for me to
11:08Warn the loss of my sister
11:11Like this?
11:14Zebra was Perry's favorite
11:22Well, what do you think?
11:29The furniture
11:31The drapes?
11:33What happened?
11:34After breakfast, I took a stroll down to this little boutique on Rodeo
11:39And...
11:39Ta-da!
11:41I bought you a whole new living room
11:42And also new sheets
11:43Did you put all of this on my credit card?
11:46Well, pay you back
11:47One day
11:49You said you wanted me to be happy
11:51And changing all your furniture made me so happy
11:55I meant to treat yourself to a muffin
11:58Not a...
12:0019th century Edwardian side chair, postured and sable?
12:03Yeah!
12:03Not that!
12:04I liked my old furniture
12:06Really?
12:07Yes!
12:08All of this has to go back
12:11Evelyn
12:12It is time to accept reality
12:15You don't have any money
12:17That means you have to start fending for yourself
12:20That means get a job
12:23That is quite possibly the ugliest thing anyone has ever said to me
12:27Tough!
12:28Now give me back my credit card
12:32Evelyn
12:38Trust me, it's for your own good
12:48Rosie!
12:49Good
12:50I've been wanting to talk to you about dinner tonight
12:53I left it in the refrigerator, Mrs. Jean-VF
12:55It's ready whenever you want
12:56You've misunderstood me, dear
12:59I'm inviting you to join me for dinner
13:01Oh, really?
13:04I'd like to get to know you better
13:05What's Rosie been up to lately?
13:08Still trying to get Spence out of prison
13:11Yes, right, that
13:12Actually, I'm on my way out to see him now
13:15But surely you have time for dinner
13:18I mean, Spence isn't going anywhere
13:22No, he's not
13:23But I don't want to miss visiting hours
13:26Maybe we should have dinner tomorrow?
13:29Perfect
13:30I'll make all the arrangements
13:31You won't have to lift a finger
13:33I don't mind
13:34Nonsense
13:35That's what friends are for
13:43Can I talk to you?
13:45What do you want to talk about?
13:47How you ruined my life?
13:48Or maybe skip that part and go right to you for giving me
13:52Dani, I know you're mad about the showcase
13:54But your mom is just looking out for you
13:56Mommy doesn't understand me
13:58But out of all people, I thought you did
14:01I understand
14:02More than you know
14:04But I don't want you to live my life
14:06I want better for you
14:08It's all I ever wanted
14:11But now it's never gonna happen
14:16What if there was a way you could still sing in the showcase?
14:21You're gonna stand up to mommy for me?
14:22Oh god, no
14:23The woman scares the hell out of me
14:26Then how are you gonna change your mind?
14:28How else?
14:30We're going to lie our asses off
14:38Spence, how did Perry get along with Shannon?
14:41Did they ever fight?
14:43Yeah, yeah, of course they fought
14:44They were sisters
14:44I'm trying to figure out if Shannon could have killed Perry
14:48Shannon was always jealous
14:50She wanted to be an actress too
14:52But she was always living in Perry's shadow
14:54Did you ever see Shannon get violent?
14:57If I had all the answers, I wouldn't be in here
14:59What is the matter with you?
15:00I'm sorry, I just
15:03This place is really getting to me
15:04I can't sleep
15:06There's this inmate who keeps watching me
15:08His name is Kill Face
15:09Kill Face?
15:10Why do they call him Kill Face?
15:12Because he has the word kill tattooed on his face
15:16That sounds painful
15:17He must have wandered into his turf or something
15:20And now he wants to shiv me
15:21Or worse
15:22What could be worse?
15:24Rosie, come on
15:26I may be 50, but I am very, very handsome
15:29Oh
15:30And look at these guys
15:32I'm not Megan Foxx at this prison
15:37Thanks for inviting me out
15:39I assume you heard about me and Kyle
15:41Yeah, did he give you the candle?
15:44Yes
15:45What's up with that?
15:46I don't know
15:46I told him it's bizarre to give a breakup gift
15:49He acted like we'd already broken up
15:52Well, it's just Kyle being Kyle
15:55I'm sorry
15:57He's your son
15:58I'm putting you in a terrible position
16:00Stop!
16:01You and I are friends
16:02At least I hope we still are
16:05And as your friend, I need to point out
16:07That there are lots of other fish in this room
16:10Eligible fish
16:11Oh, I don't think I'm ready to go fishing the same day I got dumped
16:16And I know the perfect one
16:17Are you even listening to me?
16:19He's recently separated
16:21Highly entertaining
16:23Has a bajillion dollars
16:26And he's coming this way
16:33Excuse me
16:35I'm sorry
16:36I'm just going to go this way
16:37Sorry
16:41Are you all right?
16:43Um
16:44I'm fine
16:45I'm fine
16:46Adrian Powell
16:47Have you ever met my dear friend Zoila?
16:52Actually
16:53No
16:54No?
16:56I would definitely remember meeting someone as enchanting as you
17:04Oh, Marisol
17:06Look at the ritzy new furniture
17:07Yeah
17:08Don't get used to it
17:10It's all going back
17:11Well, I think it's much better
17:12I didn't like your radio stuff at all
17:15See, Marisol
17:16These new pieces are a major step up
17:22Sorry, is this a private maid meeting
17:24Or can anyone join in?
17:25No, it's fine
17:26Weird
17:28But fine
17:30So
17:32What's the hot gossip in your world?
17:34Any maids sleeping with their owner?
17:36Their owner?
17:37Homeowner
17:38Was that not clear?
17:39So, Rosie
17:40How is Spence holding up in prison?
17:43Yes
17:43Dish
17:45Spence says there's an inmate that wants to kill him
17:47Or maybe kiss him
17:49But probably kill
17:50You must be so worried
17:53Rosie, I feel for you
17:55Actually, I feel for all of you
17:57I don't know if you've heard
17:58But I'm poor now, too
17:59And being poor is horrible
18:02Am I right, chicas?
18:05Evelyn, can you give me a hand in the kitchen?
18:07Absolutely
18:09Don't talk about me while I'm gone
18:13Before they get back, I have to tell you a secret
18:15Only Carmen knows
18:17You're pretending to be rich to your neighbors
18:18You go to fancy parties
18:19And you wear pantsuits
18:22What?
18:23I got a big mouth
18:24You should have known better
18:25Well, I went to a dinner last night
18:28And
18:30Adrian Powell saw me
18:31I knew you were gonna get busted
18:33Nope
18:34He didn't recognize me
18:35Can you believe that?
18:37He's been to Jean Biave's a thousand times
18:39But I was just the maid
18:40So I guess that racist little troll
18:42Never even noticed me
18:43I was Spencer's maid
18:45And he noticed me
18:45Maybe you should try wearing more mascara
18:48And a little lip gloss
18:50Wouldn't kill you
18:54I don't know why you asked me
18:55To help get coffee
18:56You have three perfectly good maids
18:58Sitting in your living room
19:00Yes
19:00You seem to be making yourself
19:02Right at home with my friends
19:03Soon I'll be eating chimichangas
19:05And rolling my R's
19:08Have you got a job yet?
19:10Marisol, I'm starting to suspect
19:12You want me out of your house
19:12I do
19:13Have I been too settled?
19:15Look
19:15I don't enjoy living in your little tenement either
19:17But I don't think a job is the answer
19:19Well
19:20How do you know
19:21If you've never had one?
19:24Why don't you call my friend Andrea?
19:26She's a career counselor
19:28And she can help you decide
19:30Where to get started
19:32Thank you for the suggestion
19:33Not a suggestion
19:48Westmore
19:50Oh hey
19:51Killface
19:53That's not my name
19:54Really?
19:55Oh, I just assumed
19:56You know, because other people call you that
19:58Plus you got that tattoo
20:00Which is nice, by the way
20:03Say, you got great teeth
20:05Thanks
20:08What a terrifying compliment
20:10Nice and white
20:12Smile for me, Westmore
20:14Huh?
20:16Prisoner
20:16Separate
20:18Well
20:19You heard the man
20:22See you later
20:23Yes
20:25You will
20:36Carmen
20:36Carmen
20:37The showcase is in two hours
20:38What are we going to do about mommy?
20:40Relax
20:40I'm taking her on a private bus tour
20:42And I pay the driver to run out of gas
20:44So she'll miss the flight
20:45And for a cat
20:46I'll get to do the showcase?
20:47Yes
20:50Daniela
20:50Go get your suitcase
20:51We're going to the airport
20:53But the flight's not till tonight
20:55Yeah, Josefina
20:56I booked us a tour of movie star homes
20:58And we're going to go see George Clooney's house
21:00George Clooney?
21:01What do I care about George Clooney?
21:03What about Channing Tatum?
21:05Who?
21:06You know
21:06Magic Mike
21:10Try David Hasselhoff
21:12Really?
21:12David Hasselhoff?
21:13Oh my God
21:14I love him
21:14Is he on the tour?
21:16Mm-hmm
21:17And I heard the talking car lives with him too
21:19You in?
21:20No
21:21I don't want us to get stuck in traffic
21:24Daniela, apurate
21:24The tax will be here any minute
21:27Do something
21:28Josefina
21:29Actually, the front door is over here
21:31It is?
21:33I know
21:33With all the construction going on
21:34I get all confused too
21:38After you
21:40This doesn't look like that
21:41What are you doing?
21:43Can I be?
21:43Quick, get the chair
21:44Mommy
21:45You're going to turn one off
21:46Oh my gosh
21:47She's going to kill us
21:48You want her to go to the showcase or not?
21:51Mommy, the door's stuck
21:52We're going to go get some help
21:53Yeah, we're going to be back really soon
21:57Daniela
21:58Carmen
22:03Hey, Jesse
22:05Could you take Tucker to the park?
22:06He loves to feed the duckies
22:08Why don't you take him?
22:09Tucker wants you
22:10I think he really looks up to you
22:12You just want the house yourself
22:14So you can snoop around before Shannon gets home
22:16That too
22:16Thanks, Jesse
22:17Let's go to park!
22:19Quack, quack, quack, quack, quack
22:21He just ate a bunch of sugar
22:22So he's got lots of energy
22:23Have fun
22:26Quack, quack, quack, quack, quack
22:49Thank you
22:52Thank you
22:59Triggered myself to a little shopping spree
23:02Well, maybe don't go overboard with the spending right now
23:05Well, come on, Ben
23:07We're just having a little fun
23:10Your sister just died
23:12It looks suspicious
23:14You're right
23:16You're always right
23:18I've been bad
23:19I guess I should be punished
23:22Well, that could be arranged
23:51I hope you don't mind my dropping by
23:53I just wanted to see how you're doing since Evelyn left
23:56Oh, I'm not worried about Evelyn
23:57She'll come back sooner or later
24:00But sooner better than later, right?
24:02For you, I mean
24:05Oh, she's staying with you
24:07Marisol, this is delightful
24:09Delightful? Why?
24:10She's hit rock bottom
24:11Tell me something
24:13Is she sleeping on a pull-out sofa?
24:15A blow-up mattress?
24:16A cot?
24:17Why does everyone think my place is so crappy?
24:19Point is, I'm winning
24:21It's not a game
24:22Evelyn is really suffering
24:24At least grant her access to her money
24:27Never
24:27That's my leverage
24:28You're just making her resent you
24:30Resentment, rage, despair
24:32It's all part of demolishing her spirit
24:34Into a fine dust
24:35But I thought you wanted her back
24:38I do
24:39But first she needs to learn a little lesson
24:43So this never happens again
24:47Maybe instead of punishing her
24:49You should be wondering
24:50Why she left you in the first place
24:53Give her a kiss for me
24:56You're an ass
24:58Hello?
25:00Hello?
25:03Is there anybody out there?
25:09Who the hell are you?
25:19Oh, well
25:20That explains it
25:23Yes
25:23Yes
25:25Do it
25:26Ben
25:26Yes
25:28I really needed that
25:37You got a little carried away
25:40Are you sure nobody's home?
25:42Relax
25:43Talk us to the park with Rosie
25:46Oh, Rosie
25:47How's she working out?
25:49Great
25:49I mean
25:50She's done as a doorknob
25:52But the kid loves her
25:53And you're keeping an eye on her, right?
25:55She's not asking questions about Spence
25:58She doesn't have a clue
26:00And she doesn't know anything about the circle
26:03You worry too much
26:09Is that a phone?
26:15Maybe it was mine
26:17I gotta get out of here anyway
26:19I'm late for a meeting
26:21Oh, that's too bad
26:24I'm ready for round two
26:33Rosie
26:34It's Jean-Vievre
26:36Again
26:36I thought we had dinner plans
26:38Where are you?
26:40Call me, please
26:46Play something happy
26:48No, that won't be necessary
26:50I've been stood up
26:52Who would stand up
26:54A beautiful woman like you?
26:56I know
26:57It's shocking
26:57This whole dinner was for my maid
26:59I was trying to make her my friend
27:03Only now, the funny thing is
27:05I feel lonelier than ever
27:07You know what you need
27:09A man
27:11Yes, I do
27:13And I know just the one to call
27:24Josefina
27:24You're here
27:26Ow!
27:27You tricked me
27:28You locked me in a horrible little room
27:30I'm sorry
27:31Daddy begged me to let her sing
27:32And I couldn't say no
27:33Look, we're here now
27:35So just
27:36Just let her perform
27:38After what you two did to me
27:40Trust me
27:41I've done a ton of these showcases
27:43Nothing ever comes of them
27:44It's very discouraging
27:47You're trying to trick me again
27:50Unfortunately
27:51I'm not
27:53She's gonna sing her heart out
27:54And when nobody cares
27:55She's gonna be in the next flight back home
27:57Just let her have her moment
28:08Hi
28:08My name is Daniela Mercado
28:11And this is my first showcase
28:12So here it goes
28:19When I came out of Havana
28:24Válgame Dios
28:29Nadie
28:31Me ha visto salir
28:34Si no fui yo
28:40Y una linda guachinanga
28:46Y una linda guachinanga
28:47Ya voy yo
28:51Que se vino tras de mí
28:57Que sí, señor
28:59What's wrong with you
29:02Si a tu ventana
29:05Llega una paloma
29:11Trátala con cariño
29:14Que es mi persona
29:17Que es mi persona
30:13Blame it on the imbeciles
30:42I feel just terrible
30:44Happy doing this job
30:45I'm so happy doing this job
30:46We all have to work
30:47Do we, though?
30:50See, I'm supposed to be looking for a job
30:52But I don't know the first thing about them
30:54What does someone in your position make?
30:56A million a year?
30:57Less?
30:58Your total is $6,836.16
31:02Oh, something must have been on sale
31:05Let me put it on this
31:06Great
31:09You're Marisol Suarez?
31:11Si
31:13May I see your license, please?
31:15Okay, I'm not actually Marisol
31:18But she's a dear friend
31:19She'd be fine if she knew I was using it
31:21If she knew
31:22I'm gonna have to keep this card, ma'am
31:24You can't do that
31:25Give it to me
31:26Do not touch me
31:27Really?
31:28Or what?
31:30Not how I expected that to go
31:36I spent a long time since I've been on a first date
31:38I forgot how awkward it is to make small talk with a complete stranger
31:44Are you okay?
31:46I'm just having a hard time swallowing this
31:49Good evening, Carlos
31:51Could I trouble you for some oysters, Rockefeller, to start?
31:54Of course
31:55But I'm Santiago
31:56Oh, honest mistake
31:59Don't do anything repulsive to my oysters
32:05What?
32:06You think all Latinos look alike?
32:08No, I think Carlos and San Diego look alike
32:11Because they're both brown?
32:13No, because they're both waiters
32:14I'm not a racist
32:16I'm a classist
32:18That's just as bad
32:20God, what is it like to go through life thinking whole groups of people are below you?
32:24You can't even be bothered to remember something as simple as what they look like
32:28You know what you are?
32:30An idiot
32:32You remind me of my wife
32:35You seem to be choking a lot
32:36Perhaps you should have that checked
32:38I am nothing like Evelyn
32:40You know my wife
32:42Only by reputation
32:44Excuse me, Santiago
32:45I'm sorry
32:46Can we speed this along in order, please?
32:48Thank you
32:49I'm Carlos
32:50That's Santiago
32:52It happens all the time
32:54It happens all the time
33:21You don't have to lie, Rosie
33:23If you didn't want to be my friend, you just had to say so
33:26Mrs. Geneviève, I do want to be your friend very much
33:29Well, I'm sorry
33:30That position has already been filled
33:34Geneviève, come dance with me
33:37Who's that?
33:38Fabian, my hairdresser
33:40I prefer hair magician
33:42He's fabulous, funny, fierce, ferocious
33:45And officially, my new best friend
33:56Sorry to postpone our meeting, Cece
33:58But I have a friend who needed my help
34:00Yes, she is
34:02Very, very sick
34:04Thank you for understanding
34:06I am so sorry, Marisol
34:09I know this is a terrible inconvenience
34:11Well, I suppose Cece Sheffield
34:14And her very lucrative account
34:16Will have to wait
34:17Let's just get you out of here
34:20Says you only had $2.07 on you
34:23At the time of your arrest
34:23Is that correct?
34:24Shut up
34:26I am so humiliated
34:30I'm penniless
34:32Barefoot
34:32And I just befriended a prostitute
34:34Who undoubtedly has more money than me
34:37Stay strong, Coco
34:39This will all turn out okay
34:41No, Adrian was right
34:43He said my life would be terrible without him
34:44And it is
34:45I have to go back
34:46Absolutely not
34:48I won't allow you to go back to that man
34:50You deserve better
34:51Trust me
34:53We will figure something out
34:56You'll take care of me now?
34:59We will figure something out
35:05Hey, how was your showcase?
35:09Not that I'm complaining
35:10But what are you doing?
35:12This is how I say goodbye
35:14Goodbye?
35:15I'm going back to San Juan tomorrow
35:19What's going on?
35:20Did your showcase go badly?
35:22No
35:22I was amazing
35:23But nobody cared
35:24No agents
35:26No agents
35:26No producers
35:27My mom is right
35:28It's just never going to happen for me
35:32Wait, so that's it?
35:33You're going home?
35:35It's what she wants
35:37Dani, you're an adult
35:38Who cares what your mom wants?
35:40Okay, you obviously don't have a bossy Latina mother
35:42Yeah, but I know that if you really want something
35:45You can't just bail at the first setback
35:48What does it matter to you?
35:51I know we agreed to keep things casual
35:53But the truth is
35:57I don't want you to go
36:02Maybe I will stay
36:06Great
36:08But we can still have the goodbye sex, right?
36:10Okay
36:15Kill face
36:16Oh God
36:17You're here
36:18Listen, whatever I did
36:20I'm sorry
36:20Shh
36:21I'm not supposed to be in here after that, so
36:24But I need you
36:25No, no
36:26You don't need me
36:27Oh
36:28Wait
36:29Wait
36:30Wait, what's this?
36:38The script
36:40Me and the other guys are putting on a play
36:41You're going to be the lead
36:43You want me to act?
36:45Weren't you Dr. Lance on love affairs?
36:47I freaking love that show
36:48Oh God
36:50You're a fan
36:51We all are
36:52You're kind of a big deal
36:54It's not every day we get a celebrity murder in here
36:58Alleged celebrity murderer
37:00Yeah, and I allegedly stabbed that cop in the eye
37:07You know, you really didn't have to walk me to the door
37:09Well, despite what you might hear about me
37:12I'm a gentleman
37:13Anyway
37:15I would like to do this again
37:17You're kidding, right?
37:19You're doing nothing to hide your revulsion towards me
37:22But there is nothing in the world I enjoy so much
37:26As a challenge
37:34I knew those two would hit it off
37:39Yeah
37:41Everyone's living happily ever after
37:48So, Cece
37:50What do I need to do to get one of my maids into your beautiful home?
37:54Honestly, I don't much like having strangers in my house
37:56Yes, but these maids aren't strangers
37:58They're more like friends with feather dusters
38:02No offense, but I'm just not a maid person
38:04I only took this meeting to get you to stop calling
38:07Hello, Cece
38:08Evelyn, what are you doing here?
38:10Oh, I'm friends with Marisol
38:11Now, when is the last time we saw each other?
38:13Your god-awful holiday party?
38:15But look at you
38:16Taking the bull by the horns and rectifying the problem
38:19Problem?
38:20Was there a problem?
38:21Evelyn, maybe you could give us
38:22Your house was downright filthy
38:23The powder room ran out of toilet paper
38:25And the guests were playing tic-tac-toe in the dust on your piano
38:30Marisol, you're sending me six candidates this afternoon, yes?
38:34Absolutely
38:35See you at the club
38:41It never occurred to me to insult the client to get their business
38:44Sometimes the only way to motivate the wealthy is to embarrass them
38:47So you did that intentionally?
38:50I just wanted to repay you for all I've put you through lately
38:55Evelyn, I may regret this, but
38:59How'd you like to come and work for me?
39:04Josefina
39:05Esperate
39:05I'm rebooking our flight home
39:09I think you should let Donnie stay
39:11I thought you wanted her out of your hair
39:13That was before I heard her sing
39:15She's really talented
39:16You're talented
39:19She's better than me
39:21And it nearly killed me to say that, so you know it's true
39:25Carmen
39:28If you think I'm gonna let Daniela stay
39:30You're crazier than I thought
39:31Okay
39:32I know you don't understand
39:34But Donnie's an artist
39:36She's never gonna be the person you want her to be
39:41So now you're an expert on Daniela
39:43After knowing how what?
39:45A month?
39:46Josefina
39:46No
39:47Where were you when she was sick with the chicken pox?
39:50Or had a heart broken by a boy?
39:54Exactly
39:55So you don't get to decide what Daniela does
39:58You gave up that right years ago
40:00Maybe
40:00But you keep acting like I'm nobody to her
40:03And that's not true
40:04Because I am
40:05Don't you dare say it
40:06I'm her mother
40:07Me
40:08And I gave birth to her
40:09What?
40:11Oh my God
40:12Donnie
40:13Stay away from me
40:15Both of you
40:17Donnie, please, please don't
40:18Donnie
40:26You know, I wasn't sure at first
40:28But I really think this pink makes my toes pop
40:33Fabian, I am having such a good time with you
40:35You have brought a bit of sunshine back into my life
40:38And right when I need it most
40:40You know, you should meet some of my friends
40:43I think you'd really like them
40:45Are they all as much fun as you?
40:47Sort of
40:48We're all part of this group where we get together and discuss things
40:51Like a book club?
40:53Something like that
40:54You should read this
40:57That's going to change your life
41:02Genetics
41:03Completing the circle
41:05The circle?
41:07That's what Shannon and Ben were talking about
41:09Do you know what it is?
41:11No, I don't
41:13Did Perry ever talk about the circle?
41:16Is it 100 degrees in here?
41:19What's wrong?
41:20You said everything was better with Kill Face
41:23Yeah, it is
41:24Then why are you still so nervous and sweaty?
41:29Spence?
41:30Hey
41:31I can't breathe
41:32Spence
41:33Spence!
41:35Help!
41:36Help!
41:37Somebody help him!
41:41Help!
41:53快 Spot!
41:53送!
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