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00:00Previously on Devious Meets
00:02Who are you?
00:03I was working for you and your wife, Perry, but we fell in love, so we got married.
00:08Why can Spence remember me?
00:10Apparently this kind of memory loss can happen with severe head trauma.
00:13How could I ever forget you? You're the best mate my wife and I ever had.
00:16Your wife?
00:17Hello, Rosie. I'm right where I belong.
00:20I couldn't even take care of myself, let alone a kid.
00:23So I gave my baby away.
00:25Well, my book came out, and it's on the New York Times bestseller list.
00:28Marisol, do you think we're getting back together?
00:30You said you needed more time.
00:31You said I needed more time.
00:33I'm going to go home to Seattle.
00:34Soyla, it's time, huh?
00:36Mom's crashing.
00:37You need to tell me who to prioritize, Soyla or her baby.
00:40That is my petition for divorce.
00:42Adrian, I've spent my entire adult life with you,
00:44and this ordeal has made me realize what a terrible waste that's been.
00:50Where is Adrian?
00:54Adrian!
00:55Adrian!
01:12Adrian!
01:14Oh, my God.
01:46Oh, dear God.
01:49Help!
01:50My maid's been murdered!
01:54I was going to clean all this up.
01:58Ow!
01:58Damn it!
02:00What the hell's your problem now?
02:02You stepped on me.
02:04Please, it's your own fault.
02:05You died on my mark.
02:07Are you having fun?
02:09Watching your book get made into a big studio movie?
02:11Well, it's not exactly what I expected.
02:14In the book, Flora is stabbed and she falls into the pool.
02:17Why did that change?
02:19Perry felt like the audience was paying to see her,
02:21so her character should discover the body.
02:23But that's not what happened.
02:24Take it up with the head of the studio.
02:26I got bigger fish.
02:27Elliot!
02:29I can't work with her.
02:30She is completely abusive.
02:32All I did was politely suggest she not perform the scene
02:35like the brain-dead, no-talent pageant queen that she is.
02:37Ladies, please, can we just get along for one more scene?
02:41Oh, hi.
02:42Are you taking a dinner order?
02:43Oh, thank God!
02:44Are you still hungry after all the scenery you just chewed?
02:47No, no.
02:48I wrote Coming Clean.
02:51The book that this movie is based on.
02:54But you could still take our dinner order, right?
02:56I'm glad you're here.
02:57I was thinking, shouldn't I be the one who goes undercover as a maid?
03:01Wouldn't that be better?
03:02No, no.
03:03This story isn't about you.
03:04It's about the maids.
03:06It's about Latina empowerment.
03:09Back me up here, Eva.
03:11Hmm, I don't know.
03:12Do all the maids have to be Latina?
03:14Seems kind of racist.
03:16No, it isn't.
03:17Not all maids are Latina, but these maids are.
03:20If we change the race of the murdered maid,
03:22we can get somebody better than Eva.
03:24Okay, that's it.
03:26I'm gone.
03:28By the way, you are the meanest person I have ever met.
03:31And I worked on Desperate Housewives.
03:47Evelyn, I was in Barbados.
03:49I just heard the tragic news.
03:50Thank you, dear.
03:51It's been a devastating six months.
03:53You're such a strong woman.
03:55I'm a survivor.
03:57And I will always survive.
03:59You know who else survived?
04:02Me.
04:05Yes, we are both survivors.
04:09But the house was a total loss,
04:11so thank you for your condolences.
04:14Adrian, how are you?
04:16Still paralyzed.
04:18But the doctors are optimistic.
04:20And he did feel a tingle in his toes today,
04:22so our hopes are high.
04:24Oh, you are a saint for taking such good care of your husband.
04:28If you need anything, please don't hesitate.
04:31Well, you're very popular at the club.
04:33If I'd perished in the explosion,
04:35they would have renamed the golf course after you.
04:38I'm sorry.
04:40I don't say it enough,
04:41but I appreciate everything you've done for me.
04:47I adore you, my love.
04:49And are you.
05:00Mrs. Jean-Pierre, you have a visitor.
05:05Zorla!
05:06Oh, I'm so happy you're back.
05:09I was only in New York for a little while.
05:11Yes, but this is really the first time we've seen each other
05:14since that sad, sad day at the hospital.
05:18Great.
05:19I hope visiting Valentina and Remy made you feel better.
05:22Um, sure, a little.
05:25But how is this working out?
05:27Isn't Rosie the best maid?
05:29Oh, yes, she is.
05:31And Mrs. Jean-Pierre is the nicest boss I ever had.
05:35Rosie, would you be a dear and go make us some lunch?
05:41I hate her.
05:42What?
05:43No one hates Rosie.
05:45Maybe not the deaf.
05:46They don't have to hear her awful whine.
05:48Rosie doesn't whine.
05:51Mrs. Jean-Pierre, you have a visitor.
05:54Stop!
05:55She'll hear you.
05:58Have I mentioned how happy I am that you're back?
06:01That's the thing.
06:02I'm not really back.
06:04Oh, do you need more time?
06:06No.
06:07That's not it.
06:08Well, then what's wrong?
06:11I don't feel good about taking the job from Rosie.
06:15I do.
06:15I feel great about it.
06:17She's living here with her son.
06:18I can't just throw her out on the street.
06:20And I just talked to Marisol, and she has a lead on a job for me.
06:24That's ridiculous.
06:26I'll just have two maids.
06:28What?
06:29You can't do that.
06:31Of course I can.
06:31I'm rich.
06:33Oh, I'm so happy you're here.
06:35It's going to be just like before.
06:40Thank you for seeing me, Mr. Hudson.
06:43Oh, Peter, please.
06:44It's nice to finally meet the woman behind our next big hit.
06:47Actually, that's why I'm here.
06:48I have a few concerns.
06:50Uh, shoot.
06:51Your concerns are my concerns.
06:52Oh.
06:53Then why does it seem like you're about to leave?
06:55Well, unfortunately, I have another meeting in three minutes.
07:01Look, I'm the first to admit I don't know much about how Hollywood works.
07:05I wasn't finished.
07:06But when I let your studio option my book, I was promised that the movie would stay true to my
07:11vision.
07:11I...
07:12Still, not finished.
07:14Perry Westmore is twisting this movie into something I hate.
07:17And I need you to do something about it.
07:21Well, don't you have anything to say for yourself?
07:24Oh, I can talk now.
07:26Good.
07:26But why don't we have dinner tonight?
07:28Talk about it.
07:30Are you asking me out on a date?
07:32We obviously have a lot to discuss.
07:34Wouldn't it be nicer to do it over good food and wine?
07:36I shouldn't have to go out on a date to have my concerns addressed.
07:39It's wildly inappropriate.
07:42That's too bad.
07:44This was the best three minutes of my day.
07:51Now, Perry, after your big win at the America's Choice Awards,
07:55I'm hearing people say Oscar.
07:57I'm just trying to enjoy the moment.
08:00Shooting a new movie, enjoying my family.
08:03I'm so blessed.
08:04Now, I have to ask you something a little touchy.
08:08Uh-oh.
08:09A few years ago, you all went through a very public divorce.
08:13But now you're back together.
08:17Spence had an affair with our maid.
08:19It wasn't just an affair.
08:22You actually married your maid.
08:24I guess I did.
08:26You don't remember?
08:28Six months ago, Spence suffered a traumatic brain injury.
08:34He almost died.
08:35But that tragic event brought us back together.
08:42Why did I marry her?
08:46Well, as I've told you many times, you're an alcoholic.
08:51And our maid was a nasty, mean, promiscuous person.
08:58Terribly manipulative.
08:59Oh, Perry Westmore.
09:03Don't you just love her?
09:05Mrs. Jean-Vievre, she's with Spence, the man I was married to.
09:10Wait, you're the maid who split up their marriage?
09:14Everything she said is a lie.
09:16She makes it seem like I tricked Spence into loving me.
09:20But why else would he leave her?
09:22She's America's sweetheart, and you're...
09:25you.
09:26It doesn't matter anymore.
09:29They're getting remarried, and Spence still doesn't even remember me.
09:34Rosie, may I give you some advice?
09:37Stop whining.
09:39I don't whine.
09:41Yes, you do.
09:43And if you really want to win him back, do something about it.
09:47I tried, but I haven't been able to get near him since the hospital.
09:50Then try again.
09:52Now that Zoila's back, take a day off.
09:56Or a week.
09:57Really.
09:59Go.
10:06Carmen, this house is absolutely filthy.
10:10I know.
10:11Those construction workers make such a mess.
10:14All right, all right.
10:17May I help you?
10:18Sorry to just walk in, but your doorbell is missing.
10:22And also your door.
10:24Yes, forgive the mess.
10:25The house exploded several months back.
10:27Are you Carmen?
10:29The one and only.
10:30Who are you?
10:32I'm Daniela.
10:33Your cousin Josefina's daughter?
10:35From San Juan?
10:36What?
10:39What are you doing in Los Angeles?
10:41I'm on vacation for the week, and I thought it would be cool to meet you.
10:44Does your mother know you're here?
10:46She knows I'm in L.A., but Tia Yolanda told me where to find you.
10:50I want to be a singer just like you.
10:54So, surprise.
10:55Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
10:58Oh, no, no, no, I'm fine.
11:00I'm fine.
11:01I'm fine.
11:05Sando, Dios.
11:07I got to clean this up.
11:15What was that?
11:18Nothing.
11:19Oh, Carmen, you're being very strange towards your cousin.
11:21You got to get rid of her.
11:22She seems like a lovely girl.
11:24She looks exactly like you.
11:26She could be your daughter.
11:30Oh, Santo Dios.
11:38That girl's your daughter?
11:40I was just a teenager.
11:42I had big plans for my life.
11:43So my cousin Josefina, she raised her as her own.
11:46So she doesn't even know she's adopted?
11:48Nobody knows.
11:49And if she finds out, it's going to mess up her whole life.
11:52Her life?
11:53Or yours?
11:54I never should have told you any of this.
11:56Carmen?
11:57Yeah.
11:58I have to go.
11:59Oh, no.
12:00So soon?
12:01Yeah, I don't want to miss checking.
12:03I'm staying at this gross youth hostel.
12:05Oh, you should stay here.
12:07What?
12:07Well, why not?
12:08We have an infinite number of guest rooms.
12:10But shouldn't you check with Mrs. Powell first?
12:13Oh, Evelyn will be so busy with the remodel,
12:15she won't even notice.
12:16And young Daniela can get to know her.
12:19Cousin.
12:20Muchas gracias, Mr. Powell.
12:23Isn't this great?
12:25You really don't like hugging, do you?
12:28I'll go get my suitcase.
12:33I'm not going to lie.
12:34Being in a wheelchair is boring.
12:35And this promises to be positively scintillating.
12:44Gail, I'm so happy you agreed to do our remodel.
12:47There are so few good interior designers.
12:49Please, I've been dying to get my hands on that dusty old place of yours for years.
12:53Hurtful.
12:54But I like the enthusiasm.
12:57I hate to ask, but are we going to need those ugly wheelchair ramps for Adrian?
13:03Gail, I need a confidant.
13:04Can I trust you?
13:05Evelyn, you know you can't.
13:08I heard you traded oral sex for your eyelid surgery.
13:11You can trust me completely.
13:13I want a divorce, Adrian.
13:15Really?
13:16You seem so devoted to him.
13:18I planned on leaving him before the accident,
13:19but now that he's an invalid, I can't or everyone will think I'm a monster.
13:23I guess your only choice is to hope he makes a full recovery.
13:26Well, I've hired the best concierge doctor in town,
13:28and as soon as Adrian can walk, I'm walking too.
13:38Are you washing dishes?
13:39Uh-huh.
13:40Hand me that rectangular thing.
13:42The sponge?
13:47You know, it's been six months this has happened.
13:51You don't have to do my work for me.
13:53I want to.
13:55You're not the only one who knows how to wash dishes.
13:59Stop.
14:00That's not what this is for.
14:02You're making more work for me.
14:06Oh, please let me help.
14:07You've been through so much.
14:09I know.
14:10Why don't I make a snack for you instead?
14:12Instead, we have some baby carrots.
14:16Dear, miniature carrots, petite carrots.
14:20You can say the word baby.
14:22I just want to make things easier for you.
14:24How about this?
14:25Stop treating me with kid gloves.
14:28Just be the same old true you've always been.
14:32Will that make you happy?
14:35It's what I want.
14:45Sweetheart, they're sending a photographer to our party so they can blurb about it and people,
14:51so wear something nice.
14:52Okay, mister?
14:55Mister.
14:55Mister Spence.
14:58Excuse me?
14:59Didn't you call me that when we were first dating?
15:03Nope.
15:04I've never called you that.
15:06Really?
15:08I think I'd remember calling you a stupid nickname.
15:11I thought maybe that interview triggered something.
15:14Well, I didn't.
15:15Nobody's ever called you that.
15:17Ever.
15:19Perry, it's been six months and I still don't remember anything,
15:21and even when I get a glimmer, it turns out to be wrong.
15:24So your brain is mush.
15:25But it's also a blank slate.
15:28This is our chance to start over.
15:30Okay?
15:32Okay.
15:35Besides, nothing good happened in those three years anyway.
15:44Mommy, play a game with me.
15:47Not now, sweetie.
15:48But here, have some screen time.
15:50It's good for you.
15:52It's me.
15:54Spence is remembering things again.
15:56I need your help.
15:58Okay.
15:59I need your help.
16:15Let go of me!
16:17Son of a bitch!
16:23jesse what are you doing here i'm working you work for the westmore's yeah yeah i'm their
16:30butler and sometimes their bodyguard when crazy ladies try to break in i'm not crazy
16:35i need to help spence get his memory back he loves me i'm not getting in the middle of this
16:42i need this job jesse she's a horrible woman yeah which is why you'll end up in jail if
16:49she catches you here go home and for your own good don't come back
17:01you went to see spence what did he say i couldn't get to him jesse grabbed me and pulled me
17:07away
17:08jesse my jesse he's not your jesse anymore he dumped you remember when did jesse get to la
17:16why didn't he call me i don't know but he works for mrs perry now oh makes sense she hired
17:22a male
17:22maid so he wouldn't sleep with the help again how does he look but he's sort of you're obsessed
17:28no i'm not guys spence is going to remarry perry and i'm going to lose him forever can can we
17:34focus
17:34on that sorry you're right rosie sorry what am i gonna do i know i bet jesse could help you
17:41get
17:41some time alone with spence i tried but he wouldn't let me if you want i can talk to jesse
17:48on
17:48your behalf on rosie's behalf or your own rosie's mostly
18:03whoa i heard a crash is everything okay i can't get on the damn internet again perry changed the
18:08password i don't think throwing the computer is gonna fix that it seems like she's trying to keep
18:15me from finding out anything about the three years i've lost she wouldn't do that would she honey
18:24i have a surprise for you i'm really not in the mood well i don't want to see you either
18:32ben hey what's up it's been a while yeah um jesse ben is my manager and he and spence are
18:40uh oh good friends and jesse's our house boy you said i could call myself a butler
18:49but i'm great with house boy
18:54excuse me nice meeting you well i hope you don't mind me stopping by i was in the neighborhood
19:02wait she called you didn't she you went behind my back and called my sponsor you've been so angry and
19:10frustrated i'm not gonna drink i'm just scared confused lost spence those are all feelings that
19:18could make you slip i love you and i don't want to lose you again just talk to ben you'll
19:26feel better
19:27you always do fine good now where should we begin
19:41danny i thought you were going sightseeing oh mr powell said that it would be more fun if you took
19:46me
19:46yes it seemed like the kind of thing that cousins would do together taking in the sides talking about
19:52cousin things danny excuse mr powell it's time for his pain medication not in any pain
19:59ow
20:02hey there's a huge celebrity party tonight you want to crush it with me
20:06i can't have to work all night
20:11the powell's are really really mean bosses
20:13really mr powell seems great
20:16he seems great but he's really a big perv
20:20why do you think he wants you to stay
20:22he's trying to get with me
20:23that man tries to get with anything you me the sofa
20:27don't see it anywhere
20:28ew
20:29maybe you should stay somewhere else like that nice hostel
20:35do you not want me staying here
20:38why would you say that
20:39i'm not stupid
20:41first you said a maid got murdered here and now mr powell's trying to sleep with me
20:45well the murder thing was true
20:47why don't you want me here
20:50danny forget it now i know why my mom never talks about you you're kind of a bitch
21:01so i hear you had a little run in with rosie yesterday
21:04a little she's like i didn't call the police
21:09listen if spence was in his right mind he would never stay with perry
21:13she's the bad guy here not rosie
21:15but i can't get involved
21:17all right i let myself get personal with the boss before and it was a mistake
21:23ouch
21:25is that why you didn't tell me you were back in la
21:29honestly i never left
21:33you told me that you were going home to seattle
21:37i just needed some space
21:40from me
21:41you seemed kind of stuck on me
21:44i mean i know i broke your heart
21:46whoa whoa you didn't break my heart my heart's just fine
21:51well what about all those sad late night emails two emails and
21:56we're not sad you just sounded like you weren't over me
22:00i am so over you
22:04in fact i didn't want to hurt your feelings but i'm seeing someone
22:11oh he runs a movie studio he's totally into me
22:16well congratulations thanks so i guess that means there's no reason we can't be friends
22:21yay great friends
22:30zoila
22:32you don't have to do that after everything you've been through
22:36honestly i don't need you to tell me what i've been through
22:39i keep forgetting i'm not supposed to be nice to you
22:43it's good you're scrubbing your upper arms were starting to get flabby
22:49seriously i thought you wanted me to take off the kid gloves you don't have to insult me
22:53just be normal all right
23:00i had lunch at the club today and you'll never believe this it turns out the butternut squash soup
23:07i always order is cream based isn't that horrible that truly is a tragedy the holocaust columbine
23:21and your soup
23:25zoila what's going on i'm really trying here but nothing i say seems to be right
23:39i thought i could do this but i can't what are you talking about six months ago you had to
23:50make a
23:50choice a horrible choice between the life of a baby and my life
23:57and you made the wrong one so i understand why you did it and i know i shouldn't blame you
24:07but i do i blame you you were going to die and right now i wish i had your child
24:17would have grown
24:17up without a mother how is that better because it's not this i'm angry all the time and everything
24:27inside me hurts and i don't know how to feel okay again i'll help you how
24:37being in this place all the time and seeing you every day
24:51i can't
24:54no i won't take it
25:11thanks for coming
25:12i really love you man
25:16you know i'm always here for your breath okay i'm gonna go say about a pair
25:23hey is that my shirt for the party yeah just picked it up fantastic i'm really looking forward to
25:30tonight well you seem upbeat you say that like it's a bad thing but you were so angry before about
25:39your memory you thought maybe perry was trying to keep things from you but why would she do that
25:44no no no i have to stop fighting to remember everything and let it go if i keep obsessing
25:50i'll never be free i'll never be free you understand not really you know you should spend some time
25:59with ben he really puts things in perspective
26:06okay
26:17come in
26:19rosie what's going on you're right something weird's going on at that house
26:24Spence needs your help
26:28I'll be gone in 20 minutes
26:30You were right to call me out, okay?
26:32I wasn't being very nice
26:33So what is it?
26:34You clearly have some issue with me
26:39I came out here to be a singer
26:40And look at me now
26:42I'm not famous or rich or...
26:43So?
26:44So?
26:46I'm just a maid
26:48I'm sure you think I'm a loser
26:49Why do you even care what I think?
26:52Danny, you're my...
26:55You're my family
26:57I don't want you to be disappointed in me
27:00You're not a loser
27:02You're amazing
27:04Carmen, after all these years
27:06You're still chasing your dream
27:08That's so brave for someone your age
27:11Hey
27:12You know what I mean
27:14You stay for the week
27:16I'll take the afternoon off
27:18I will check out the sights
27:21Okay, cool
27:28I thought you were in the hugger
27:31I'm giving it a try
27:37Well, Dr. Ryan, what's the progress today?
27:40Any steps forward?
27:41Which, even as I say it
27:42I realize there's a poor choice of words
27:47Something wrong?
27:48I'm going to go lie down
27:49Maybe you should fill Evelyn in
27:52Are you sure?
27:54She needs to know
27:58Well, what do I need to know?
28:00I'm sorry, Mrs. Powell
28:02I'm afraid Adrian will never walk again
28:06Are you certain?
28:07It's been six months
28:09There's been no progress
28:10There was tingling in his toes
28:12What about the tingling?
28:13Phantom pain
28:14After the loss of mobility in the limbs
28:16The body
28:17No, Adrian will walk again
28:18He has to
28:19I'm sorry, but there's simply no hope
28:22I know it's hard
28:24But try to stay positive
28:25Other than his legs
28:27Adrian's healthy
28:28You should have a long, long life together
28:36So you really don't want to work for Jean-Pierre anymore?
28:39It's better this way, trust me
28:41Well, your timing is good
28:42A big fashion exec just bought this place
28:44And she needs a maid to help her unpack
28:46What's she like?
28:47I don't know
28:47She got called away to Milan
28:49So she's going to be gone for six months
28:51So I'm going to be alone?
28:54Yeah, you okay with that?
28:55No balls, no uniform
28:57Clean whenever I want
28:58I am great with it
29:01Yeah, but maybe you should be around people right now
29:03No
29:04I need to get away from my life for a while
29:06And not be reminded of everything
29:10I need a fresh start
29:12Okay
29:12Well, if you need anything
29:14I am just a phone call of weight
29:18You heard the part where I'm excited to be alone, right?
29:22Right
29:23Right
29:24Okay
29:24Bye
29:31Sheila
29:32Breen
29:32Thanks for coming
29:34Have you met my manager?
29:36I think I mean
29:36It's a pleasure
29:37You know, I've been looking for a manager
29:39Actually, I've got a pretty full plate with Perry at the moment
29:42You hear that?
29:44He's all mine
29:46Excuse me, the caterers
29:49You're 30 minutes late
29:51Do you have any idea how lucky you are to cater an A-list party like this?
29:54Mrs. Westmore
29:56Why don't you let me handle this so you can get back to your party?
30:00At least somebody's doing their job
30:02You can set up over there
30:07Rosie
30:08Spence is alone upstairs, you won't have much time
30:10Thanks, Josie
30:12I owe you one
30:21Rosie?
30:22I heard you and Perry are getting married again
30:27We are
30:28But you don't love her
30:30You love me
30:32No
30:32I know what happened between us
30:34You tricked me
30:35We had a beautiful, happy life together
30:40I know, somewhere deep inside
30:42You must remember that
30:44You are out of your mind
30:46Am I?
31:01You still think I'm crazy?
31:04Yes
31:06I'm with Perry
31:07And I am not going to let you destroy our family again
31:10Now get the hell out of my house
31:11I can't believe this
31:17Goodbye
31:19Mr. Spence
31:24What did you say?
31:31Rosie, wait
31:32Rosie, wait
31:38As long as I'm working for you
31:41I am happy
31:42My heart stops every time I see you
31:45And you are an amazing woman
31:47And you're a good man
31:49That's why I love you
31:51I let you get away from me once
31:53I don't want that to happen again
32:01Are you okay, man?
32:04I remember
32:10Danny, do you want to grab some dinner?
32:15Oh, thank you
32:16But I think I'm just going to go to bed early
32:18It's only 8.30
32:20I know, but I'm still in Puerto Rico time
32:22Buenas noches
32:38I think in some ways
32:40An America's Choice Award is better than an Oscar
32:42Because it comes from, you know, America
32:45I need to talk to you
32:46I'm in the middle of something
32:49Apparently, Spence's brain injury has caused him to lose his manners
32:54Anyway
32:56Whiskey, neat
32:58I thought you were sober
33:00Not tonight
33:13Give me another
33:17Poor
33:20Then he said that I destroyed his family
33:25I've lost Spence
33:27I've lost Spence forever
33:28Oh, dear
33:30I hate hearing this
33:32Because I'm whining again?
33:35No
33:35Well, yes
33:37But I can relate
33:39I may have lost Zoila forever, too
33:44I'm sorry
33:45I know you two were close
33:49But it's you and me now
33:51And I know just the thing to make us feel better
33:56Cleaning
33:58I think that would only make you feel better
34:04Consider it a passing of a feather duster
34:08You are my maid now
34:15Well, I have to admit
34:16I was surprised to hear from you
34:18After you called my dinner invitation wildly inappropriate
34:21Oh, yeah
34:22Well
34:24I ran into a friend
34:25And he made me realize that life is too short
34:29He?
34:30So is this an ex?
34:32Well, yes
34:33But no one important
34:34We dated for, like, a minute
34:36Oh, okay
34:39So, how about your movie?
34:41I spoke with Perry's agent
34:42He told me that he left town
34:43But really, he was just avoiding me
34:46And he thinks I'm the crazy one
34:49Totally get it
34:50I've had my share of crazy exes
34:52Yeah
34:53I mean, it didn't work out
34:54So what?
34:55I can accept that
34:56It's not like he was the one
35:00Anyway, I told Perry's agent
35:02How difficult she's being
35:03And they're gonna get her to behave
35:05Oh, that's great
35:09Let me ask you something
35:11Just because a woman writes a couple of emails
35:13It doesn't mean that she's still hung up on a guy
35:15Does it?
35:17Definitely not
35:22Well, well
35:23There he is
35:25Literally
35:25My ball and chain
35:27Are you okay?
35:29Is there anything I can do for you?
35:30Yes
35:31Maybe it's not too much trouble
35:32And I hate to impose
35:34But would you mind killing yourself?
35:38Pardon me?
35:39I despise you
35:41You have tormented, embarrassed, and disrespected me
35:44In unimaginable ways
35:45For nearly 20 years
35:47I've wanted to leave you for months
35:50Then why are you still here?
35:52Because you're in that stupid chair
35:56And what would people think
35:58If I left?
36:01Well, I don't care why you're here
36:04Only that you stayed
36:07And I'm going to make it my life's work
36:11To make sure you fall in love with me again
36:15In the meantime
36:16Don't let me catch you near a flight of stairs
36:25Name?
36:26Oh, um
36:27I'm a hot girl
36:30I can see that
36:32And hot girls get into parties?
36:35Not this one
36:35Come on
36:37Please
36:38It's my first week in the lane
36:40All I want is to go to a celebrity party
36:42Look, honestly
36:43There's nothing special about these people
36:44They're just like everyone else
36:50Sweetheart
36:50What are you doing?
36:52Don't you sweetheart me
36:54I remember everything
36:56About Rosie
36:58You've been lying to me for months
36:59Calm down
37:01I can explain
37:01You tried to keep her away from me
37:03Then I know the truth
37:05And you're going to pay for what you did
37:07Spence, you're hurting me
37:09Spence
37:21Okay, let's do this
37:25All right
37:37Hmm
38:05Oh, I didn't know royalty lived here.
38:10I was just having some fun.
38:13Well, I like it.
38:13And now I know I can wear my cape without feeling embarrassed.
38:17I live next door, by the way.
38:19I don't just come to random homes and make fun of people's clothes.
38:22Kyle.
38:23Zoila.
38:25Well, I'll be right over there, Zoila, if you need anything.
38:29Oh, and this is for you.
38:31A gift for the new homeowner.
38:33Oh, actually...
38:37I'm so glad I bought this house.
38:46Ben!
38:48Where the hell are you?
38:50Harry, Harry, Spence left the party.
38:52Don't worry, I took his keys, so he's not driving anywhere.
38:54I don't care about Spence.
38:56Do you know where Ben is?
38:57I'll check downstairs.
38:59Ben!
39:04Oh, my God.
39:07Well, thank you, Peter.
39:10This was a lovely evening.
39:12I'm glad you liked it.
39:14I really did.
39:16Okay.
39:17Yeah.
39:21Take care.
39:23Take care?
39:25What does that mean?
39:27Well, typically it means have a good night and take care of yourself.
39:31Yeah.
39:32I just thought you would go with, we should do this again.
39:35Or, I'll call you tomorrow.
39:38Nope.
39:39Take care.
39:40But I thought we had a pretty good time.
39:42We talked all night.
39:44No, you talked all night.
39:46About Jesse.
39:48And he's right.
39:49You are still hung up on him.
39:50I am.
39:51I wasn't finished.
39:53Whether you know it or not, you're still working through your feelings.
39:56Which is fine.
39:57But I'm a grown ass man.
39:58And I've been around the block enough to know how this ends.
40:01I just...
40:02Still unfinished.
40:05I happen to think you're sexy as hell.
40:08And smart.
40:09And a little bit crazy.
40:11Which is exactly my type.
40:13But I'm not gonna date somebody who's hung up on their ex.
40:19Don't you have anything to say for yourself?
40:32I'm a little concerned about your wife.
40:35When she learned about your prognosis, she was devastated.
40:38I'm aware, but...
40:39As long as I'm in this chair, she won't leave me.
40:48Which is why I'm paying you all of this money.
40:53To keep my little secret.
41:04Perry?
41:28Perry?
41:30Perry?
41:33Oh my god.
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