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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a guy who was arrested after he robbed the oil change business he used to work for a few weeks prior. Then, after seeing his mugshot, find out he has a pretty big social media following. And, we have a hard time sifting through his content.
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00:00Oh, I'm exhausted.
00:02Dude, you're literally sitting next to a mountain of five-hour energy shots.
00:06Try their red licorice. It's sweet and craveable.
00:08Thanks. And you didn't even call me an idiot.
00:12You're sweet and craveable.
00:14Yeah, you're an idiot.
00:22The Idiot Criminal of the Day.
00:25He's also got our mugshot of the day.
00:28Okay.
00:28Up at DaveAndChuckTheFreak.com.
00:31It's a 27-year-old guy from Baton Rouge, Louisiana.
00:35He used to work at a Take 5 oil change in Baton Rouge.
00:41Okay.
00:43He's been arrested.
00:44He broke into the business.
00:47Ah.
00:49The Idiot knows they barely had any cash.
00:54Yeah. Yeah.
00:55But he broke in to steal from the safe.
00:57That's all he needs, though.
00:58You know, enough he needs.
01:00He's got $200.
01:01Oh, wow.
01:02That's it, huh?
01:04$200.
01:05It's not a lot.
01:07According to a Baton Rouge police warrant,
01:11DeJounte Wings...
01:12Okay.
01:14...broke a window in the garage at the Take 5 oil change,
01:18walked around the office to find the safe and took cash from the safe about $10.50 at night.
01:25A security camera malfunctioned during the theft.
01:27It didn't capture DeJounte's face.
01:31Oh.
01:32Because if they would have...
01:35Unmistakable.
01:37Unmistakable.
01:37You'd never forget it.
01:38Okay.
01:41Okay.
01:41The manager of the auto shop, though, said he recognized the man as Wings because of his distinctive walk.
01:48Oh.
01:49Yeah, your walk can really...
01:51Give you away.
01:52Yeah.
01:53Wings had been fired from Take 5 oil change two weeks before that.
01:57I mean, it's...
01:58You gotta wait a little bit longer.
02:01You just fired me?
02:02Yeah.
02:04You just get 200 bucks.
02:07Finally, they figured it all out.
02:08Took them a long time, but he has been arrested the other day on simple burglary and criminal damage to
02:13property charges.
02:15His mugshot.
02:17Our mugshot of the day up at DaveAndChuckTheFreak.com.
02:22Oh, no.
02:24No, stop, please.
02:25No.
02:25That's real.
02:26Stop.
02:27No, stop, please.
02:28You guys, I had to Google this four times to ensure it was legitimate.
02:33No, please, God.
02:33No, help me.
02:33No.
02:33I'm like, oh, it's AI again.
02:35It's some sort of fish, man.
02:36AI or something.
02:38Stop, please stop.
02:39No, it's impossible.
02:40No, it's real.
02:40When you said his last name was Wings, I was gonna say, man, this guy should have, like, a wing
02:45business.
02:46D's Wings, something like that.
02:48No, he should not.
02:49No, I see why he doesn't.
02:51Never eat anything this man made.
02:53My gosh.
02:54Couldn't we just have started a GoFundMe?
02:58For sure.
02:59You know what I mean?
03:00That face.
03:00We could have made so much more than 200.
03:02Like, I get fired, and I'm like, you can't even simulate your eyes being on the side of your head.
03:08You can't.
03:09I would love to do it.
03:10You can't.
03:11There is some sort of animated creature that looks like that.
03:17Yeah.
03:17I'm not sure what it is.
03:19It is a fish.
03:19There is a fish.
03:20There's some sort of fish person.
03:21From.
03:22Some animated thing.
03:24What is the one where the little clownfish?
03:28Nemo?
03:29Finding Nemo.
03:31There is a female, or is it Spun?
03:36Is it Sid from Ice Age?
03:39Oh, it does look like Sid from Ice Age.
03:42It does look like Sid.
03:43That was my first thought.
03:44Yeah.
03:44A little bit like that.
03:46It is a little bit like that.
03:48To me, it's a little bit like the school bus driver from SpongeBob.
03:59Or the driving school instructor, whatever she is.
04:02No, no, not that one.
04:04No.
04:05Driving.
04:05The driving instructor.
04:07This one?
04:08Nope.
04:09I don't think so.
04:11She's like, maybe.
04:12I don't know if it's his bomb.
04:14That one.
04:14Mrs. Puff?
04:16Yeah.
04:16A little bit like Mrs. Puff.
04:18Mrs. Puff's eyes aren't far enough apart, though.
04:20No.
04:22I thought there was like a fish.
04:24There is a real life fish that he looks like.
04:29And it is a puffer fish.
04:30He would have done so much better with GoFundMe.
04:33You have to go check this out at DaveAndCheckTheFreak.com.
04:36What, Jason, what have you discovered over there?
04:39He's like an influencer.
04:40He's a social media comedian.
04:43Well, let's see it.
04:44I'm going to send you his stuff.
04:45Hold on.
04:46Are you serious?
04:46I don't know what he says, but hold on.
04:48He goes by something different.
04:50What?
04:51What?
04:52Social.
04:52What?
04:53Grindhorn Wings?
04:55Hold on.
04:56Hold on.
04:57No.
04:58He also goes by Wings Too Funny.
05:01This is his old page.
05:02He was much younger then.
05:04Wings Too Funny.
05:05Wings Too Funny.
05:07I would not have thought he was a influencer.
05:13Oh, no.
05:15It's easy to do comedy.
05:16You just stand there.
05:20Oh, my goodness.
05:22Can we watch a little bit of Wings?
05:24I feel like he's going to say bad things.
05:28Oh, yeah.
05:29You know?
05:29Yeah, just be ready for you to listen to it for a sec or anything like that.
05:33No, why would he preview anything?
05:34He doesn't do that.
05:36I mean, I don't know.
05:36I didn't know if there's a way for him to do it.
05:38That's too much.
05:39You know, dude.
05:41I'm like this.
05:42He has a cartoon character of him.
05:45I get it.
05:45I'm right on the edge.
05:46Does he have?
05:47How many followers does he have?
05:49How many?
05:49Two hundred and what?
05:50Two hundred and ninety-seven thousand.
05:52Oh, that's it.
05:53Punch me really hard and separate my eyes, Lise.
05:56Okay.
05:57Damn, he's jacked.
05:59Well, let's not go crazy.
06:01Well.
06:02Jacked is a bit much.
06:04I'd take it.
06:04Is that all he has on his page?
06:07A few things?
06:09You don't need a lot.
06:10I think he's swearing this whole time.
06:12I think so, too.
06:14How'd he get so many followers?
06:17Hey, you guys.
06:18That's what I'm saying.
06:20That's it.
06:20I mean, look.
06:21We need to preview it.
06:22See if we can.
06:22Is he previewing it?
06:23Yeah, I guess maybe he's actually doing some work over there.
06:28He's right at the edge.
06:29He's right at the edge.
06:29He's right at the edge.
06:30He's right at the edge.
06:30He's right at the edge.
06:30He's right at the edge.
06:30He's right at the edge.
06:31He's right at the edge.
06:32Look at what he's doing with his pecs.
06:34I can't do that.
06:36How'd your girls, they say.
06:38Have you listened to anything?
06:39Yeah, he hasn't said anything bad yet.
06:41Which one?
06:42Which one?
06:42I was listening to his YouTube.
06:45What about the Instagram?
06:48What about the one we're on?
06:50What about the one that we're on?
06:51I didn't know what you were on because I was busy previewing.
06:54You've got the brain that matches this face.
06:58Stop it.
07:00That's too mean.
07:01That's mean.
07:02That is not true.
07:05He is a graduate.
07:10It's just him working out.
07:11This is his comedy page?
07:13I don't know.
07:14This is his influencer page?
07:15Does he only have one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight?
07:18Like that's all he has and he has that many followers?
07:21That's it.
07:21When you're good, when you're acting, when you actually have talent, you get followers.
07:27Unlike us.
07:28He's not talking in any of these.
07:30There's music playing.
07:31Oh.
07:32We can't do that either.
07:32So we got to go to the YouTube.
07:33There's music playing.
07:36Thank you so much.
07:38These followers had to come after the story, right?
07:41After the monk shot?
07:42No, because in the story.
07:45And it said he has that many, like when they wrote the news story.
07:50If you look to the bottom of the story, it says, look, he's a social media comedian.
07:56It says that at the very bottom of the story.
07:57So he had this beforehand.
08:00So, okay.
08:02Now listen.
08:03TikTok.
08:04This guy's designed for TikTok.
08:06He really is.
08:08Because TikTok, if you've got something going on with you.
08:11Oh, for sure.
08:11He's got to be.
08:11Like you skyrocket.
08:13You skyrocket.
08:14So, you've checked out this.
08:16What have you looked at here?
08:20Uh-oh.
08:22Go to the right.
08:24Oh, this is scary.
08:26This is scary.
08:26How far right?
08:28Click the arrow to the right.
08:30Uh-huh.
08:31Where's the one I saw?
08:32Go down.
08:34Did you send it?
08:36No, I was just on here.
08:37Wait, this isn't even the YouTube I was on.
08:39Dude.
08:40Go to WINGS 2 FUNNY.
08:43WINGS 2 FUNNY.
08:48WINGS 2 FUNNY.
08:49WINGS 2 FUNNY.
08:51There it is.
08:51There he is.
08:52All right.
08:53So, what have you seen on here?
08:55So, go down.
08:56Oh, my God.
08:56Almighty Jesus on Earth.
08:58I can't watch all of them.
09:00I know.
09:00I saw one where he was telling his chick that he wanted to do something.
09:05You can narrow it down, maybe?
09:07We've got to find a girl.
09:08Can you just send it?
09:10Can you mail it?
09:16I hate everything.
09:18I don't want to.
09:21Just start playing one.
09:22Who cares?
09:23I'll just play it.
09:24Just play it.
09:25It's gone.
09:27They don't look safe.
09:28They're not safe.
09:29They don't look safe.
09:30They're not safe.
09:31They're like eight minutes.
09:32What do you want me to do?
09:34Oh, my God.
09:35This isn't it.
09:36No.
09:36This isn't even him.
09:37Where is he?
09:38It is him.
09:39Oh, he's got one about him going to jail.
09:41This is his buds.
09:42He's in jail, so they're all talking about him.
09:44He's got buds with access to his page.
09:48Oh, no.
09:49Jubby Bunny Challenge.
09:51Oh, my goodness.
09:53Oh, my damn.
09:54Oh, my goodness.
09:56He's going ham.
09:57He's holding ham.
09:58What is happening?
10:00I don't have a photo shoot like this.
10:01Chuck, you have to.
10:03I don't have one.
10:03Get a big black angel.
10:04You're not wings too funny.
10:06Damn it.
10:07Chuck, too funny.
10:09Oh, man.
10:10Hold on a second.
10:11Is that his girlfriend?
10:12Damn.
10:13Chubby Bunny?
10:15That's Chubby Bunny.
10:17She's called Chubby Bunny.
10:20Chubby Bunny.
10:21Chubby Bunny.
10:21And they say it's the Chubby Bunny Challenge.
10:23This guy's got no teeth in the back.
10:25This man looks like sloth, and he's got her.
10:30He's got a great life.
10:32The Chubby Bunny thing is the marshmallow.
10:35She's not called Chubby Bunny.
10:37What's happening here?
10:38What's the name of the Chubby Bunny?
10:39What is going on?
10:41Okay.
10:42We got fetal alcohol, Watson.
10:45We got D's nuts too funny, whatever the hell his name is.
10:50He is being fed by a okay-looking lady.
10:56Let's come back to the photo show.
11:00It's wild.
11:01I'm so afraid to play any of it.
11:04This is going to be your next headshot, guys.
11:06Oh, God.
11:08So that's Emily Ears.
11:11Okay.
11:12Okay.
11:12Thank you, Lise.
11:13Right?
11:14Is that her name?
11:14I don't know.
11:16With Emily Ears, yes.
11:18Okay.
11:20Can we hear him talk?
11:21No.
11:22We can't.
11:23Yes, you can.
11:23Go back.
11:26Uh-huh.
11:27Oh.
11:28I don't understand.
11:29We better end this.
11:31We gotta end this.
11:31We gotta end this whole show.
11:32No, please.
11:33I wanna hear him talk.
11:34Go up.
11:35Go up.
11:36Go up.
11:36You're going down.
11:38Oh, my God.
11:38There's only two videos up.
11:41There's one where he's getting out of, like, a little thing at the end of the bed.
11:45That's the one I watched.
11:48Your page looks different than mine, man.
11:49Can you just check it to me?
11:50For God's sake.
11:51Just email it.
11:52Did the music end?
11:53That's how I ended this one for.
11:55Oh, you did.
11:55I turned it off.
11:57I turned it off.
11:58Because, my God.
12:01It had been going for 11 minutes.
12:04Holy hell.
12:06Can't we find him?
12:08I mean, we can't leave this until we hear.
12:11I've been here for, like, ever.
12:13There we go.
12:13Nice to meet you.
12:14No, this is not what he said.
12:16Oh, that's not.
12:17This is not what he said.
12:19Oh, God.
12:19I'm gonna choke to death.
12:21There we go.
12:21There we go.
12:21It finally came in.
12:22He swears in this.
12:23He might.
12:25I didn't listen to the whole thing.
12:26TikTok didn't cut me off.
12:27I ain't got no money.
12:28I was supposed to pay that.
12:29The kid don't even look like me, bae.
12:32Where is he?
12:32Hold on.
12:33Hold on.
12:33Hold on.
12:34He's in there?
12:35What up, bro?
12:36What up?
12:36What are you doing in here, bro?
12:38I'm here for the homes I say I got.
12:39Man, I need your help.
12:40You need my help.
12:41You need more time.
12:42Oh, no, no, no, no.
12:47He sounds like he's got stuff going on.
12:50Well, he has stuff going on.
12:52Have you seen his face?
12:56He's a hit.
12:56He's a hit.
12:59This possibly mentally challenged man just made our show fall apart.
13:03Well, he's a huge success.
13:06Guys, nothing lasts forever.
13:07And honestly, how are we supposed to compete with this?
13:09Digital first.
13:10Digital first.
13:11He's killing us.
13:11This is all I would do if I had a company.
13:13This guy's killing us.
13:15Yeah, he's killing us.
13:16He's killing us.
13:17We are garbage compared to this guy.
13:19Put me in a basket.
13:21I'll go full Walmart security guy nonstop.
13:27Where's my whistle?
13:30Let's move on.
13:32I don't think that's a good idea.
13:35I can't.
13:36I haven't signed anything yet.
13:38I haven't signed anything yet.
13:39I can do whatever I want for right now.
13:42But soon it's going to change.
13:43Oh, my God.
13:46Walmart security guy is back.
13:49Yeah.
13:49I'm here and I'm ready to kick some ass.
13:52We're going full security guard.
13:55Yes.
13:55Full security guard.
13:57Full Walmart security.
14:00Everybody put down your guns.
14:02If you'd like to check him out for yourself and see our mugshot of the day.
14:05You got to see the mugshot of the day.
14:06I don't know if you should.
14:07You can.
14:08At DavidShuckTheFreak.com.
14:10Yes.
14:11Jason's not in charge of that.
14:12So it's definitely up at DavidShuckTheFreak.com.
14:14I saw all of it.
14:15Did you?
14:16Oh, man.
14:17I just like getting you riled up.
14:18Oh, you called me fetal alcohol syndrome Watson.
14:22He said you have this.
14:23He said.
14:24He literally said that.
14:26Oh, wow.
14:26You have the brain.
14:27It's like it's all to your mom.
14:28Right?
14:29Yes, he did.
14:30That was a great one.
14:31Your mom is an alcoholic.
14:34My mom was wasted when she had you.
14:35When she had you.
14:36She drank the whole pregnancy.
14:38I'm surprised I made it.
14:40Yeah.
14:40All six of us.
14:42Yeah.
14:42He said you have the mind to match this man's face.
14:46He did.
14:47He said that, too.
14:48I know.
14:49Wow.
14:49What does that say about him?
14:51He put me here.
14:52It's nuts.
14:53Best we could do.
14:55I know, right?
14:57Run the live stream.
14:59Challenge man.
15:01Jeez, old Pete.
15:04And it turns out we're all challenged in our own way.
15:08Absolutely.
15:08But we're not challenged enough to really make it big.
15:11No.
15:12Never be as big as I can.
15:13Apologize to my mother.
15:14I'm sorry to your mother.
15:16Yeah.
15:17And not to you.
15:20Oh, my God.
15:22I mean, that's a wild insult.
15:26It's like, how did I get here?
15:27It's a wild insult.
15:29I'm one of the most successful.
15:31Yes, Cindy.
15:32I mean, it's so true.
15:33I don't know.
15:34Yeah, you are, too.
15:34That is true.
15:35Many make it to this stage.
15:36No, they don't.
15:37They don't.
15:39I don't know if I can go on.
15:40I mean, Stern figured it out a long time ago.
15:44He did.
15:45He figured it out.
15:46But, you know, you just don't do the same thing as him.
15:49No, you can't.
15:50But now I'm thinking, maybe we should have.
15:53Should we hire Wings Too Funny?
15:56Yeah.
15:57He's hiring us.
15:58He's hiring us.
15:59You're right.
15:59We're going to be on his show.
16:01We're way too funny featuring Dave and Chuck the Freak.
16:03Good.
16:04I'll fit right in.
16:05Wings Too Funny in the morning.
16:06And Fetal Alcohol Syndrome Watson.
16:11It's not a bad show.
16:12I'd probably listen.
16:13I'd probably listen.
16:14I would, too.
16:15Because they could rap.
16:16I mean, imagine the raps they came up with.
16:18Oh, my God.
16:19I'd probably listen to the raps they came up with.
16:19I'd probably listen to the raps they came up with.
16:21I'd probably listen to the raps they came up with.
16:21I'd probably listen to the raps they came up with.
16:22I'd probably listen to the raps they came up with.
16:23I'd probably listen to the raps they came up with.
16:23I'd probably listen to the raps they came up with.
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