Peep Show: Deez Nuts In Trouble!

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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about an update on the man who changed his name to Deez Nuts. He has been sentenced for a crime he committed earlier this year. They try to figure out what he does for work and take a deep dive into his life.

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00:00All right, well, Deez Nuts has been sentenced in a plea deal.

00:16Deez Nuts has been sentenced to a year's probation, a $463 fine,

00:21and a promise to maintain absolute sobriety.

00:25That's going to be tough for Deez Nuts.

00:26Deez Nuts Crowell, a 43-year-old guy in Wisconsin,

00:30was arrested following a violent confrontation.

00:34At the time of his arrest, a cop noted,

00:36Deez Nuts appear to be highly intoxicated.

00:39Oh, yeah.

00:40He was also naked and brandishing a BB gun.

00:43Okay.

00:44Deez Nuts were out.

00:45Yeah.

00:46Deez Nuts Crowell pleaded no contest to disorderly conduct

00:50while in possession of a dangerous weapon.

00:52Deez Nuts.

00:53How many times are you going to say Deez Nuts?

00:54As many times as it lists in the report,

00:56Deez Nuts, I ain't making Deez Nuts up.

01:02Just let them.

01:03Okay.

01:03Just let them.

01:04I don't know how many times it's in there.

01:06Deez Nuts found guilty of the second-degree misdemeanor

01:09by Tammy Jo Hawk, circuit court judge.

01:12Tammy Jo.

01:14In an earlier court filing,

01:16Deez Nuts reported attending counseling sessions.

01:19Deez Nuts legally changed his name from Derek Lee Kroll

01:22to Deez Nuts in April 2011,

01:25noting that the reason for the revision was,

01:28I without a doubt hate my name.

01:30Oh.

01:31Huh.

01:32Six years later,

01:33Deez Nuts petitioned to change his first name

01:36from D-E-Z Nuts to D-E-E-Z Nuts.

01:42Oh, yeah.

01:43Explaining he originally didn't spell it right.

01:45Yeah.

01:47Because it's Dez.

01:48Dez Nuts.

01:49Dez Nuts?

01:50Yeah, yeah.

01:50Is this Dez Nuts?

01:51That's Dezzy Nuts.

01:53Yeah, that's him right there.

01:54Oh, of course he got it wrong the first time.

01:57Oh, yeah.

01:58When you can't even spell Deez Nuts.

02:00Deez Nuts.

02:00That's bad.

02:02That's really disappointing.

02:04He's a dumb-dumb man.

02:05Yeah.

02:05He's a dumb-dumb man.

02:06Oh, he's a dumb-dumb man.

02:08Oh, you're just a dumb-dumb, aren't you?

02:10Oh, you stupid dumb-dumb man.

02:11He's so stupid.

02:12Oh, dumb-dumb.

02:14Dumb-dumb.

02:16They're like, that's Dez Nuts.

02:17Dumb-dumb is such like a...

02:18She's making fun of me for calling Deez Nuts,

02:20and she's like, oh, he's a dumb-dumb man.

02:23Oh, you're such a dumb-dumb.

02:25Look at him.

02:26I haven't said that in years.

02:27I don't know what I'm from.

02:28But he does look like a dumb-dumb.

02:30Yeah, he does.

02:31But you said a dumb-dumb man.

02:33Dumb-dumb man.

02:34Dumb-dumb man.

02:35Dumb-dumb man.

02:36There's no denying.

02:37It's not like you're wrong.

02:39You're right.

02:40That's what he is.

02:41Yeah.

02:42I know.

02:43He's so disappointed in himself.

02:46A judge did officially approve Deez Nuts' second name change to D-E-E-Z-Nuts.

02:51You'd think, like, you have a chance to go change it again,

02:55and you'd be like, I'm using a joke that's, you know,

02:5913 years old.

03:00Yeah.

03:00Maybe I should.

03:02No, he's a dumb-dumb man.

03:03Look at him.

03:03You can tell.

03:04And he's like, no, he's all in.

03:06He probably laughs every single time, right?

03:09Yeah.

03:09He laughs at a lot of stuff, you know?

03:12Like knock-knock jokes.

03:13Mm-hmm.

03:15Do you think he gets knock-knock jokes?

03:17Only the easy ones.

03:19I don't know.

03:20Only the real easy ones.

03:21Yeah, he, like, writes a lot of stuff down when you're telling them that.

03:24Oh, yeah.

03:25Knock-knock jokes.

03:26Oh, yeah.

03:27Hold on a minute.

03:28He, like, takes notes.

03:29Yeah.

03:30He's like, all right, I'm going to try to figure this one out.

03:33I'm Dezay Nuts.

03:36Hey, Dezay.

03:36Dezay.

03:38If you're legally changing your name to something stupid and you can't even spell it.

03:44Yeah.

03:45It's bad, guys.

03:46It's really bad.

03:49I'm amazed the judge gave the okay to Deez Nuts.

03:52Oh, I am, too.

03:53Well, yeah, a little bit.

03:53You can't get a license plate with Deez Nuts on it, but you can change your name to Deez Nuts?

03:57You had to have job interviews, right?

04:00Job interviews?

04:00I was like, Deez Nuts.

04:01I was like, I don't know.

04:02I don't know.

04:03I don't think so.

04:04I don't know.

04:05I don't know if you're right.

04:05Do you just, as a potential employer, do you, like, pick the resume up and you're like,

04:12this guy's name is Deez Nuts.

04:14Does he have a LinkedIn?

04:16Does he have a LinkedIn?

04:17I kind of doubt it.

04:18That'd be crazy.

04:20Try and find it.

04:21I don't think he does.

04:22He's in marketing.

04:23I don't think he's ever had a job.

04:25No.

04:26It's just even like, you'd just be like, you're not ready for the...

04:30I think he's on Facebook, Lisa.

04:31No way.

04:32Deez Nuts Crowell.

04:33That's him.

04:34There he is.

04:34Okay.

04:35Look at him.

04:36Uh-oh.

04:37What's this all about?

04:38Oh, no.

04:39This is...

04:40Are you sure?

04:40Oh, yeah.

04:41That's him.

04:42Yeah, that's him.

04:43Yep.

04:43Oh, no.

04:44Oh, boy.

04:45Oh, because he's been in the news before this guy, right?

04:47Yes.

04:48Yeah.

04:48Deez Nuts' house is up for sale.

04:49Oh, he has so many problems.

04:51He owns a home.

04:53He owns a home?

04:54He did.

04:55It's up for sale now.

04:56I think Deez Nuts.

04:57So he had a job.

04:58Well, it must have.

04:59Where is he from?

05:00He's from Wisconsin.

05:02Okay.

05:04The Nuts Estate.

05:05No, he doesn't do it.

05:07See, does it list his...

05:09He went to high school.

05:10Doesn't list any workplaces.

05:12He has a girlfriend or wife.

05:15He did a lot of freelancing.

05:17Mrs. Deez Nuts.

05:18How beautiful.

05:20What an honor.

05:22To be known as Mrs. Deez Nuts.

05:25Could you really...

05:25You could marry a guy who calls himself Deez Nuts?

05:28She did.

05:29She loves him.

05:30They have a kid together.

05:31Yeah, they do.

05:32It was love, you know?

05:35She's like a vampire.

05:36Dumbumb man has more of a life than I thought.

05:39Chubby vampires.

05:40A lot of blood.

05:41She's drinking a lot of...

05:42I had cholesterol blood.

05:44I've never thought of a chubby vampire before.

05:48A lot of cholesterol.

05:49I'm drinking more blood.

05:50Yeah, they only eat, I guess, chubby people.

05:53Right.

05:53Yeah.

05:53I mean, I think they were both vampires together.

05:57Right?

05:58Yeah, I think you're right.

05:59I think you're right.

06:00Oh, that's...

06:02She looks like a different woman there.

06:04There's so many Deez Nuts on LinkedIn that it's hard to...

06:09I had no idea.

06:11You're up to your neck in Deez Nuts?

06:12Deez Nuts.

06:13Akron.

06:14Deez Nuts.

06:15Trout Lake.

06:15Lake Orion.

06:16Deez Nuts.

06:17Stop it.

06:18Deez Nuts.

06:18People are making professional pages with Deez Nuts?

06:20I don't know how professional any of this is.

06:24Oh, these two.

06:25They love to dress like pirates.

06:27Yeah.

06:28And witches.

06:28They're made for each other.

06:31Oh, God almighty.

06:32These are the ugliest women you've ever seen.

06:34It'd be scary to, like, almost be the victim of a fat vampire.

06:39You'd be like, you're not even going to let me turn into a vampire, are you?

06:42They're just going to take it off.

06:43They're just going to fly, but they can't really get off the ground too much.

06:45The bastard's like...

06:47Yeah.

06:48Little wings.

06:49Squeak, squeak.

06:53Oh, man.

06:53Oh, no.

06:54He fancies himself a bit of a Captain Jack.

06:57Oh, he does.

06:58Which one?

06:59That's probably his job.

07:00I'm a street-side Jack Sparrow.

07:03Yeah.

07:04That's what I do for a living.

07:06Oh, his big vampire lady is larger than you'd imagine.

07:09Yeah.

07:10Yeah, but you can see it's real kinky.

07:12There's some kinky stuff going on.

07:13Oh, yeah.

07:14You know it.

07:15Like, oh, that's a big coffin.

07:16Oh, my God.

07:19Yeah.

07:20Woof.

07:21Woof.

07:24Sorry, Deez.

07:25We're making fun of Deez Nuts' lady.

07:28But she is atrociously ugly.

07:30She likes to wear leather and fishnets.

07:33Yeah, that's not what you want.

07:36Yeah, like, fishnets make her look, like, literally like you caught a bunch of fish.

07:41Not what you're hoping for.

07:42One big fish.

07:43Yep.

07:43One big one.

07:45Wow.

07:46Oh, wow.

07:47That's what they fornicate.

07:50Oh, yeah.

07:51What's crazy is to be totally gothed out, but then wear, like, white athletic socks.

07:58That's the first thing I noticed.

07:59Like, why?

08:00Why are you wearing white athletic socks?

08:02You're a vampire outfit.

08:04You're in a vampire outfit.

08:05Because you still don't need your sensible shoes, Lise.

08:08Oh, man.

08:09It kills the whole look.

08:10It really does.

08:11What are you doing?

08:12They make, you know, black socks.

08:14Oh, they do.

08:15You can get it.

08:17Oh.

08:19Holy cow, huh?

08:20We did a deep dive into Deez Nuts.

08:22He has a life.

08:23I just, I didn't think he did anything.

08:26Yeah, no, he does have a life somehow.

08:28Yeah, I don't know what he does for a living.

08:30No, it's hard to tell.

08:34It's hard to tell.

08:35You can look him up online.

08:36Deez Nuts Kroll.

08:38K-R-O-L-L.

08:40Well, according to his travel history, which you just found, he might be a smuggler.

08:45Anyway, Deez Nuts.

08:46Yeah, I mean, I can't find him because I don't, I can't tell.

08:49He doesn't have a LinkedIn, dude.

08:51He couldn't even spell Deez Nuts.

08:52There's no way he has a LinkedIn.

08:53You're right.

08:54You're right.

08:56You're right.

08:57Amen.

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