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00:00Previously on Devious Maids
00:01Did you know I'm writing a book?
00:05It's about what I went through to get my son out of jail.
00:08I had to work as a maid for six months.
00:11But you leave Friday?
00:12When we get settled in D.C., Michael says we can finally start talking about adoption.
00:16I'm Sebastian.
00:18So obviously I want to see you again.
00:20I think we can arrange that.
00:21I really like you.
00:23And I like you.
00:24Good morning.
00:25Oh, crap.
00:27Dad says you two are getting back together.
00:29Your father's confused.
00:30So you'd rather be with Javier?
00:31I just thought you might want to know.
00:33You're pregnant.
00:35It's been 15 years since he died.
00:36All these years I blamed you for Barrett's death.
00:38Can you ever forgive me?
00:40I think it's time we forgive each other.
00:42All I see when I look at you is a wonderful man.
00:46I made you get away from me once.
00:48And I don't want that to happen again.
00:49We think you're protecting that boy you've been dating.
00:52He's part of that gang that's been rowing houses in Beverly Hills.
00:55You can go to prison for not telling.
00:57I've decided to tell the police about Ethan.
00:59We have to get rid of Valentina.
01:01I'll track her down eventually.
02:25She looks like she's still home.
02:27You think we should pinch her?
02:30No.
02:32Pinching.
02:34Oh, my God.
02:35Honey, you gave us quite a scare.
02:39What's going on?
02:40You're alive.
02:41That's what?
02:41Hallelujah.
02:44Spence and McGill are on their way.
02:45Yeah.
02:45How do you feel?
02:47Weird.
02:49I hope I can still go on my honeymoon.
02:55What?
02:57It's on Saturday.
03:00Rosie, when you got shot, you fell and you hit your head really hard.
03:08Honey, you've been in a coma.
03:12A coma?
03:15You've been out for four months.
03:33Excuse me.
03:38Little girl.
03:42Those are my prize-winning roses.
03:47Do you understand me?
03:49Which one of the gardeners is your father?
03:51Katie.
03:52Oh, thank God.
03:54Katie.
03:55I'm very happy.
03:56Thank God.
03:57Taylor?
03:58Michael?
04:00Hello, Evelyn.
04:02I see that you've met our daughter.
04:09Oh, right.
04:10Here we go.
04:11I just talked to Spence.
04:12He's parking the car.
04:15Why are you looking at me like that?
04:16They just told me about Pablo getting killed in the shooting.
04:19He must be so sad.
04:21It was hard.
04:23I mean, we ended it so badly and then he was gone.
04:28Now I understand why you got a little...
04:32What?
04:34Fat.
04:35You got a little fat.
04:36Which is really rude of you to say, Rosie.
04:38I am not fat.
04:40It's...
04:40It's sharp.
04:42You've been grieving.
04:43It's okay to hate your feelings.
04:45Yeah, basta.
04:46Can we talk about something else, please?
04:47Yeah.
04:48Um, well, my book came out and it's on the New York Times bestseller list.
04:52That's wonderful.
04:53We barely see her anymore.
04:55Yeah, well, it's been kind of hectic with my appearances and book signings.
05:00Well, you make time for Evelyn Powell.
05:03What?
05:04I mean, this one is best friends with Evelyn Powell now.
05:07Here we go.
05:08She is not my best friend.
05:10She happened to have liked my book.
05:12All they do is eat fancy lunches and shop at Richie Rich stores.
05:15Carmen's dating a married man.
05:17Okay.
05:17This kid got her holed up in a big house that he rented for her.
05:22He's a real estate agent.
05:23He can afford to treat me well, okay?
05:25He is keeping you for sex.
05:26It's completely demeaning.
05:28Cha-cha, Rosie didn't wake up for this.
05:29This is a happy day, remember?
05:31Mama!
05:32Mama!
05:33Leave me again.
05:35Oh, you're so big.
05:38Oh, my God.
05:49Rosie, I love you so much.
05:51Come on, guys.
05:58I had no idea you'd move back to town.
06:03We've been here for a while.
06:05We would have called sooner, but we've been a bit busy with our little angel.
06:08Yes, little Katie.
06:11Wherever did you find her?
06:15Argentina.
06:17Michael had business there, and we went and visited one of the local orphanages.
06:20I don't mean to sound rude, but don't we have perfectly good orphans here in the States?
06:25Yes, but we took one look at Katie, and we just knew that she was our daughter.
06:30Right, sweetheart?
06:32Are they all mute?
06:34That is such a wonderful quality in a child.
06:38Katie has emotional problems.
06:42Oh, dear.
06:45She had a bit of a tough start in life, but she'll adjust.
06:49Of course she will.
06:50Katie, I keep a stash of Belgian chocolates in my pantry.
06:55Would you like some?
06:58I think that's a yes.
07:00I will be right back.
07:09Honestly, Michael, emotional problems?
07:11Argentina.
07:12Well, we can't tell people the truth.
07:14Can we?
07:25Remy.
07:27What are you doing here?
07:28Where were you?
07:29I called you a bunch of times.
07:30I had my phone off.
07:32I was visiting my dad at the cemetery.
07:34Oh.
07:35Well, I would have gone with you.
07:36But I wanted to be alone.
07:39What's up?
07:42I bought you something.
07:44Oh, that's nice.
07:49What is it?
07:51Pepper spray.
07:53So you'll be able to protect yourself.
07:55That's why I have you.
07:57I'm serious, Val.
07:58What if I'm not around?
07:59Remy, they caught Ty.
08:00He's in jail.
08:01No one's trying to kill me anymore.
08:02You never know who's lurking around the corner, all right?
08:04Please, just take it.
08:06Fine.
08:07But next time you want to buy me a gift, try flowers.
08:21Hi.
08:22Hi.
08:23So sorry I'm late.
08:24I was visiting my friend Rosie at the hospital.
08:26We were just talking about your interview on NPR.
08:30Terry Gross raved about your book.
08:32I know.
08:33So flattering.
08:34Of course, her favorite character was the ice-cold, bowl-busting, rich-bitch employer,
08:39Mrs. P.
08:41Yes, Evelyn is famous at the club now.
08:43Did she really say all those horrible things you wrote?
08:46Every word.
08:47I'm positively terrible.
08:49Okay, now I have a very serious question.
08:53Who's coming with me to the Barney's Hell after lunch?
08:55You don't need to twist my arm.
08:57Marisol?
08:59I don't know.
09:00Do you ever feel like we should be filling our days with something more meaningful than shopping?
09:07Where's all this coming from?
09:10My friend Carmen says I'm becoming frivolous.
09:13I'm sorry.
09:14Carmen, your maid friend?
09:17Yeah.
09:22What?
09:22Well, you've had success, and she's still a maid.
09:27It's jealousy, plain and simple.
09:31Maybe.
09:32Oh, and that reminds me.
09:33I need a final head count for the book signing.
09:37Shall I invite the maid friends, or no?
09:41I don't know if they'd feel comfortable.
09:43Can I get back to you?
09:44Fine.
09:45Just be sure to give me some advance notice.
09:47I need to know whether to lock up the valuables.
09:49What?
09:50That is classic, Mrs. P.
09:52You're awful.
09:53It takes one to know one.
10:07I'm doing some of my best work here, and you're very quiet.
10:11I'm sorry.
10:12I'm just thinking about my friend Marisol.
10:15Interesting.
10:16Is she hot?
10:16Stop.
10:18She said some things today that really bother me.
10:21Like what?
10:23Well, she doesn't think I should let you rent me this house.
10:27Why not?
10:29Because she thinks you're only keeping me here for sex.
10:35Sebastian!
10:36What?
10:36You know I cannot spend the night, and you have that audition in the morning.
10:40Right.
10:41So, shouldn't we move things along?
10:45Keep talking.
10:46We can do both.
10:47How about tonight we just talk?
10:49The people who care about each other.
10:53You think I don't care about you?
10:54I've been trying to help your career.
10:56If you only meet with my wife...
10:58I can't.
10:59I'm screwing her husband.
11:00That's low.
11:01Even for me.
11:03Okay, then.
11:03What about this house?
11:04What about it?
11:05You think I go around renting houses for people I don't care about?
11:09It's a symbol of my commitment to you.
11:14It is?
11:16Carmen.
11:17My life was nothing before I met you.
11:21Well, when you put it that way...
11:26Okay.
11:28Is there anything else you want to talk about?
11:32I think we're done talking.
11:40Margaritas?
11:41You hate margaritas.
11:43I did.
11:44But it's the strangest thing.
11:46Ever since I got Pablo's kidney, I've been craving them.
11:50Join me?
11:51I'm trying to stay healthy.
11:53Oh.
11:54Because you've gotten fat.
11:57You've...
11:58noticed that too?
11:59Oh, come on.
12:01Everyone's talking about it.
12:03Who's everyone?
12:04Well, mostly just me.
12:06But people always nod when I bring it up.
12:08Oh, no.
12:10Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
12:12Oh, honey, don't be so sensitive.
12:14You lose the weight.
12:16No, I won't.
12:17Here.
12:18Alcohol makes everything better.
12:20Not this.
12:21Why not?
12:23Because I'm pregnant.
12:27Sorry.
12:28It's just so shocking.
12:30Aren't you a little old to be pregnant?
12:32Not helping.
12:34And don't you dare tell anyone else.
12:36No one knows.
12:38Not even Javier.
12:39He's the father.
12:41Well...
12:42Wait.
12:43You mean when you and Pablo...
12:45It's possible.
12:46Zoila.
12:47I know.
12:48I should have done a paternity test by now.
12:50But Javier's been away in Vegas opening a new restaurant and Pablo's gone.
12:56But Javier gets back this week.
12:58I just have to find a way to test him before I start to show.
13:08Are you sure you don't want this drink?
13:13Hi.
13:14Hi.
13:17Sorry.
13:18My publisher took me to Spago.
13:20Luster salad was amazing.
13:22Brought you some leftovers.
13:24Leftover fish for leftover friends.
13:26Pass.
13:26Ooh.
13:27Are these potstickers?
13:28Hey.
13:28You're Marisol, right?
13:29Yeah.
13:29I'm Blanca.
13:30Nice to meet you.
13:31I've heard so much about you.
13:32Oh.
13:33Nothing bad, I hope.
13:37no all good here so how do you guys know each other we met a couple of months ago she
13:42works
13:42down the street from janvier these are so good right so you're made also actually i just got
13:48fired what happened i asked to change my hours to go to college part-time and next thing i know
13:53i don't have a job can you believe that they fired her because she wants to go to college
13:57yeah and now i can't afford classes because i'm super broke i don't know what i'm gonna do
14:01well i know that the stoppers just moved back into town i bet you they're looking for someone
14:06tell them about blanca she's the best she even cleans under the toilet seat i mean who does that
14:12everyone but you you really think they'd be okay with me going to school part-time definitely
14:17they're great i'll call taylor tomorrow so cheer up have a pot sticker oh those are for everybody
14:27thank you for squeezing us in today doctor it's been some time how's your marriage good very good
14:35well mostly it's just uh um in the bedroom uh lately things have been a little limp
14:45i see in the penis area i think he got it the first time you know there are a number
14:50of medications
14:50we've tried them nothing seems to do the trick
14:55i i can't help but feel like adrian just isn't attracted to me anymore
14:59how long has this been going on the last month or so it's stranger because our marriage is better
15:04than ever really we recently got some much needed closure on on the death of our son
15:09ah so no more the constant fighting how does that make you feel adrian
15:15well nobody enjoys fighting all the time some people do they thrive on conflict it excites them
15:21so you're saying being happy is making me unhappy i'm not saying anything i'm posing a question
15:28i'd like to pose a question when are we having sex again well rome wasn't built in a day
15:32you two are gonna have to work on this together and it's gonna be very very hard can i get
15:38that in
15:38writing you need ten of hobby's hairs to do the dna test and i have to pull them from the
15:47root
15:47i know sweetheart just how do you plan to yank out his hair without him noticing
15:52easy i'm gonna distract him with my sex appeal
15:58oh wait you're serious
16:07i mean it you look amazing i do
16:12don't get me wrong i've always thought you were beautiful but
16:14today you're glowing
16:16that's because i'm happy to see you
16:23oh i've missed this oh me too i missed this face these ears this hair
16:30ow ow ow i'm sorry i'm just excited to see you
16:37javier what a delight i had no idea you were back in town
16:40hello junevier come here and give me a hug
16:45oh we've missed you so much just wasn't the same without you
16:50oh that's so nice anyway i'll just get out of your hairs now
16:56hair ta-ta where were we i believe we were doing this
17:05zoila i need you
17:09hold that thought
17:17we need more hair are you kidding me you'll need ten you only got eight
17:22can't keep pulling the hair out of his head he's gonna notice then you just have to get creative
17:26now go
17:32hey there mister you know what else i missed
17:35this chest
17:36ow ow
17:41how is soccer good
17:45i think
17:47actually uh
17:48perry doesn't let me see him much
17:50oh
17:52i'm sorry that's terrible
17:54so it's just been me and miguel
17:55and i had to give up the house
17:57moved into an apartment it's not so big but
17:59that's okay
18:01wherever you are that's my home
18:03i feel the same way
18:08but what about the money hospitals are so expensive and you lost your job i got another one i did
18:14a movie
18:15that's exciting
18:16uh it's for cable so no big deal
18:19sorry
18:20visiting hours are over
18:22we'll talk about it later
18:23i want to hear more about the movie
18:25you heard the man besides i can think of miguel
18:29i'm so proud of you
18:32did you hear that my husband is a movie star
18:36i know
18:37you seen this movie
18:39yes i have
18:41and you are one lucky girl
18:43what do you mean
18:44i mean the guy's like what
18:4650
18:47and he's naked in every scene
18:50naked
18:51yeah
18:52and for the looks of that thing
18:54i don't blame you for taking a four month nap
18:57oh god
19:01oh god
19:02oh god
19:11hi carmen
19:12hey
19:12listen we're taking dinner to rose in the hospital tonight
19:15what do you want to bring
19:16tonight
19:17oh
19:18i've got this party
19:21for my book
19:23well thanks for the invitation
19:24well i wasn't sure that you'd want to go
19:26it's at evelyn powell's
19:28of course it is
19:30you know i am tired of your hostility carmen
19:32is it really so bad that i've made new friends
19:34yes
19:35because you care more about those fancy people than you care about us
19:38that is completely unfair
19:40hey marisol is fine
19:41no me importa
19:42go to your party
19:43it's where you belong
19:44what is that supposed to mean
19:45it means you were never really a maid
19:47it was never really one of us
19:48do you honestly feel that way
19:50yes
19:52what the hell is this
19:55carmen
19:55i gotta go
19:59who the hell are you
20:01herb anderson
20:02what are you doing in my house herb anderson
20:04and if you like
20:05top of the line
20:07wait till you see this kid
20:09carmen
20:10i just found it here
20:11i swear
20:13i thought you had an audition
20:15they moved it
20:17you too
20:17go check out the yard
20:18it's great for entertaining
20:23this is one of your listings
20:25i'm living in someone else's house
20:27yes
20:27but it's a really nice house
20:30you said this house was proof of how much you care
20:32i wanted to do something for you
20:34but i couldn't afford it
20:36what do you mean
20:37you're rich
20:39actually my wife is rich
20:40i haven't sold a house all year
20:42i'm sort of broke
20:43oh my god
20:45i'm watching over much
20:51i am so glad that marisol recommended you
20:54you have no idea
20:56how grateful i am to have some help around here
20:58no no please
20:59you've been so cool about my schedule
21:00i'm the grateful one
21:01damn it taylor
21:03for god's sakes
21:03look what katie's done now
21:04michael
21:06blanca's here
21:06she's a new maid
21:07hi
21:08mr stafford
21:09hi
21:10i needed these papers for my deposition in boston
21:13katie's a child
21:14i'm sure it wasn't intentional
21:16it's easy for you to say
21:17she doesn't keep ruining your things
21:20why is she dressed like that
21:23she's coming to marisol's book party with us
21:27have blanca watch her
21:28yeah
21:29i don't mind
21:30really
21:30we can't leave katie with someone new
21:32you know that
21:36hey katie
21:36hey sweetie
21:38how about i make us a little snack
21:39yeah do that
21:41all right
21:47look
21:48oh
21:50oh
21:50oh
21:51oh
21:51oh
21:52oh
22:34Oh, my God.
22:37You pepper sprayed me.
22:38I thought you were going to attack me.
22:40Why were you following me?
22:41You were jogging alone.
22:42I wanted to make sure you were safe.
22:43By scaring the crap out of me?
22:44I am your boyfriend, all right?
22:46It is my job to protect you.
22:47If you keep protecting me like that, you're not going to be my boyfriend for much longer.
23:06You know, Katie, sometimes parents fight, but it doesn't mean anything.
23:14See, the important thing is that they love each other, and they love you like you love
23:20them, right?
23:23I don't love Daddy, and neither does Mommy.
23:38It's Dr. Stevens.
23:42Hello?
23:44Does he have the results?
23:46Is Javier the father?
23:47I see.
23:51Thank you, doctor.
23:58Well?
24:04It's Pablo's baby.
24:11What am I going to do?
24:23Good morning, beautiful.
24:26How was your night?
24:30I saw your movie.
24:33Oh, God.
24:35Oh, God.
24:36I can explain.
24:37What's to explain?
24:39Your wife is in a coma, and you're making pornos?
24:43Softcore.
24:45Softcore.
24:45I wasn't actually having sex.
24:47Is that supposed to make me feel better?
24:49Do you think I wanted to make that movie?
24:51It's the only job I could find.
24:52You call that a job?
24:54Ernesto was a policeman.
24:56That was a job I could be proud of.
24:57But this, this is humiliating.
25:00You don't understand.
25:01Miguel had no one.
25:02He needed me to put food on the table.
25:04I'm sorry I didn't make you proud like Ernesto.
25:08But I did the best that I could for Miguel.
25:12He's my son now, too.
25:21I'm sorry.
25:23You were just trying to be a good father.
25:31Do you understand?
25:33I don't.
25:36But if you make a sequel, I'll put you in a coma.
25:46Oh, Zola, I hate to see you cry.
25:51I just keep wondering how I'm going to tell Javier about this.
25:57Well, maybe you don't.
26:00Huh?
26:02Your baby still needs a father.
26:04Why can't it be Javier?
26:06Jean-Pierre.
26:08You'll break his heart if you tell him the truth.
26:10I know.
26:12He could leave you.
26:13I know.
26:15But I'm not going to lie to him.
26:19That's very brave of you.
26:21But if I were pregnant and alone, I'd be scared to death.
26:31How do I look?
26:33Better.
26:36Again.
26:37I'm so sorry.
26:39Don't be.
26:41I wanted you to use the pepper spray.
26:43You wanted me to blind you?
26:44Not me, but I'm a bad guy.
26:48Remy.
26:49Ever since the shooting, you've been hovering over me.
26:53Texting me, calling me.
26:56You have to stop.
26:58I can't.
27:00Why not?
27:05I ducked.
27:07What?
27:09At the church, when the shooting started, I didn't protect you.
27:13I...
27:15I ducked.
27:16There was gunfire.
27:18Everyone ducked.
27:19But if you had been hit...
27:20I wasn't.
27:27Valentina, you're my whole life.
27:28My future.
27:30I don't want to live in a world without you.
27:32I feel the same.
27:35Even though I was such a coward?
27:40That day was the worst day of my life.
27:43I lost my dad.
27:46Couldn't imagine losing you, too.
27:49I'm glad you ducked.
27:51I don't.
27:58Your eyes look terrible.
28:02Oh, I'm sorry, Valentina.
28:06Let me just grab my glasses.
28:08Valentina is off today, Mr. Powell.
28:11I'm your new maid.
28:13Colette.
28:15Have you been drinking?
28:16Of course not.
28:18I'm just new to this job.
28:20And, well, I hope my boss isn't the type to take advantage of me.
28:25I've never been more confused.
28:27Adrian, Dr. Haskell suggested role play to spice up our sex life.
28:30And you've always had a thing for maids.
28:32So I thought you'd enjoy it.
28:34All right.
28:35I'm in.
28:36Let's try this.
28:42I couldn't help but overhear the other maids whispering about your large reputation.
28:48Is that Valentina's uniform?
28:50Is that a problem?
28:50It's just, I've come to think of Valentina like a daughter.
28:55Well, perhaps you should take the uniform off of Colette.
28:59I hate to be a stickler.
29:00Does it have to be Colette?
29:01What's wrong with Colette?
29:02My father's second wife was Colette Gasly.
29:04How about Gretchen and try it with a German accent?
29:17If that is what you want, then I will do my best.
29:22Oh, that's good.
29:23Keep talking.
29:24Very well, Herr Powell.
29:26What do you want me to say?
29:28More German.
29:29Something's happening.
29:31My name is Gretchen.
29:33Good morning, Logan.
29:33Yes, yes.
29:34I am a billionaire.
29:36Yeah.
29:37Edelweiss.
29:38Huh?
29:38Good morning, White.
29:40Oh.
29:42Sorry.
29:43It was indigestion.
29:46Oh, for God's sake.
29:49Are you leaving?
29:50Yes.
29:51Adrian.
29:52This is hopeless.
29:54Auf Wiedersehen.
30:01Carmen, I'm sorry.
30:02Give those to your wife.
30:04She paid for them anyway.
30:05Okay, I get it.
30:06You're mad at me.
30:07I'm not mad at you.
30:08I'm mad at me.
30:09I knew better.
30:11You know, I broke all my rules for you.
30:12You have rules?
30:14Don't sleep with a married man.
30:15Don't depend on a man.
30:17Don't date a man with an accent sexier than yours.
30:20That's really a rule?
30:21Well, it is now.
30:24Lastly, don't fall in love with a man when there's no future.
30:30You love me?
30:31Doesn't matter.
30:32It's over.
30:33You know I would be with you.
30:35But there's a prenup.
30:35If I leave my wife, I get nothing.
30:40Then what about me?
30:41Am I nothing?
30:43You're everything, okay?
30:45I'm in love with you, too.
30:50I wish you could believe that.
30:53Please don't go.
30:57I have to, Sebastian.
31:03I'm better than this.
31:21Oh, my God, you came.
31:24Oh, Michael, I thought you were going out of town.
31:27I'm leaving tonight, but I couldn't miss your party.
31:30You look amazing.
31:33Success agrees with you.
31:34Taylor, Michael, nice to see you and your tiny child at my otherwise grown-up party.
31:41I hope it's not an inconvenience.
31:43Not at all.
31:45Marisol, your fans are calling for you.
31:46Come.
31:47Pardon me.
31:56Oh, I'm Adrienne Pell.
31:59Alexandra.
32:00Do you know Marisol?
32:02No.
32:02A friend brought me.
32:03I'm just in town for a couple days.
32:05What do you do for a living, Adrienne?
32:08I'm independently wealthy.
32:10Takes up a lot of my time, but I find it fulfilling.
32:13And you?
32:14I shouldn't talk about my work in polite company.
32:17Oh.
32:18So now you have to tell me.
32:21I'm a professional dominatrix.
32:23Dominatrix.
32:26I did not see that coming.
32:28You don't look like a dominatrix.
32:30How should I look?
32:33Fishnet stockings.
32:35Leather corset.
32:37Whips and chains.
32:38Uh, could I suppose so?
32:46Pick that up.
32:50All right, Alexandra.
32:52Mistress Alexandra.
32:54On your knees.
33:04Peace.
33:11Should be translated into Spanish, at the very least.
33:14I need you.
33:15Adrienne, you're being rude.
33:16What could possibly be so urgent?
33:19You'll have to excuse us.
33:21Something seems to have popped up.
33:35I'm so happy for the two of you.
33:38And how clever you were to adopt an older child.
33:42Clever?
33:42You don't have to worry about getting your figure back.
33:45And you get to miss all the difficult parts of child rearing.
33:49I can assure you, we're not missing all the difficult parts.
33:52No one ever said that being a parent was easy, Michael.
33:55Excuse me.
34:02I know it's none of my business.
34:05But it's natural for a new child to bring some tension to a marriage.
34:09You're right.
34:10It's none of your business.
34:13It's none of your business.
34:38Good you're here.
34:41I think tonight's the night.
34:54Sorry, Gail.
34:56Should I personalize that?
34:57Oh, yes.
34:57To my maid, Alita.
34:58Oh, that's nice.
34:59I want her to read about the woman who cleaned the foyer with a toothbrush.
35:02Because I'm hoping she's going to take the hint.
35:05Yours can read English.
35:07I'll give you $5,000 for her sight and scene.
35:11It's kind of offensive.
35:12Oh, come on.
35:13You know how hard it is to find good help.
35:15That's what your whole book is about.
35:17That's not what it's about.
35:19I'd give anything for a maid that didn't steal from me.
35:21Hell, I'd settle for one that just isn't stupid.
35:23Well, if they weren't stupid, they wouldn't be maids.
35:26Okay, that's it.
35:28But these women that you take such pleasure into writing, they work their asses off.
35:34They literally get on their hands and knees for you, and you think that makes you better
35:39than them?
35:40Well, it doesn't.
35:42These women may not have money, but they do have class, which is more than I can say for
35:48you people.
35:51Marisol, where are you going?
35:53Carmen, this has all been lovely, Evelyn, but I think I'm at the wrong party.
36:08Carmen, am I too late?
36:10I'd love to see Rosie.
36:12What about your big party and all your fancy people?
36:15They're not my people.
36:18You are.
36:20And you mean that?
36:21Carmen, I am so, so sorry.
36:25I did not mean to ignore you.
36:26I guess I just, I got caught up in all of this.
36:29It's okay.
36:31I guess I did too.
36:32Oh.
36:35I broke up with Sebastian.
36:38You were right, Marisol.
36:39I became someone I didn't respect.
36:41I'm so sorry.
36:42I'm the only bad party now.
36:43I don't have a place to live.
36:45Will I have an empty guest room?
36:47No, no, no.
36:47I couldn't impose.
36:51Well, I'm desperate.
36:52I'm imposing.
36:54Good.
36:54Come over tonight.
36:56Yeah, okay.
36:56In fact, I have an idea that I'd love to run by you.
36:59Idea for what?
37:00The next chapter of my life.
37:04Okay.
37:06Hi, guys.
37:13Cheers, my love, to a fabulous party.
37:17And a happy ending for us both.
37:23So, tell me what got into you this evening?
37:26I trust you're not complaining.
37:28Oh, on the contrary, I'm hoping for a repeat performance.
37:33You think it was the music?
37:35Perhaps a certain food you were eating?
37:38Actually, I met the most fascinating woman.
37:41Oh, my God.
37:43I had sex with another woman's erection?
37:46But the orgasm was all yours.
37:47You were thinking about this other woman the whole time?
37:49Not the woman.
37:49The pain.
37:50What?
37:51She's a dominatrix.
37:53She stepped on my hand.
37:54It was a revelation.
37:57I think I've heard enough.
37:58But I discovered the solution to our problem.
38:01You just have to be cruel to me.
38:03It shouldn't be that hard.
38:04You're practically a dominatrix already.
38:06You disgust me, Adrienne.
38:07Yes, like that.
38:09I am going to bed now, and you can sleep on the couch tonight.
38:14We have nine other bedrooms.
38:16Couch.
38:37Hi, I'm looking for the Velvet Whip.
38:40Am I in the right place?
38:41Shut up, worm.
38:44I'll take that as a yes.
38:53Mi amor, what do you want to talk to me about?
38:57Why don't you sit?
39:01You're making me a little nervous.
39:04That makes two of us.
39:08I'm pregnant.
39:09Wait, what?
39:10I know, it's crazy.
39:11Oh, my God.
39:13You're pregnant?
39:13No!
39:15What?
39:15Whoa, wait.
39:17Happy?
39:18You're pregnant.
39:19My heart is bursting out of my chest.
39:22So you're happy about this, but...
39:23I'm thrilled.
39:25This is all I ever wanted.
39:27To have a child.
39:29The woman I love.
39:31Oh, my God.
39:33Am I really going to be a dad?
39:39Yes.
39:42Yes, you are.
40:04Hi.
40:05Oh, God, Blanca.
40:07You said I could move my things in here tonight?
40:11Right, I did.
40:12What's wrong?
40:12Uh, there's a mess in the living room.
40:15I was just going to clean it up.
40:16Oh, well, that's okay.
40:17I've got it.
40:18No, I can't let you do that.
40:19Fine, trust me.
40:20Whatever it is, I'm sure I've seen worse.
40:21No, I can do it.
40:22Oh, Blanca, wait.
40:31Oh, Blanca, wait.
40:35What the hell happened in here?
40:50Oh, for heaven's sake.
40:55Get out of my roses!
40:57Oh, mangy mutt.
40:59Go on!
41:00Go on!
41:01Go on, get.
41:03Go on!
41:04Get, get.
41:05Get.
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