00:00Remember the call that we did with the zoo?
00:02Because that was fun, that was ages ago.
00:04I think it's about time we did another one.
00:06Good afternoon, Derbyshire Wildlife Park.
00:08Is this the zoo?
00:09Like, this is where the animals are?
00:11Yes, this is a wildlife park.
00:13I was just wondering what animals you've got there before I buy a ticket.
00:18We've got loads and loads of animals.
00:21We've got some rhinos, we've got elephants.
00:24Oh.
00:25Penguins, you can feed them.
00:27I've got a joke about penguins.
00:30Go on, then.
00:31What's black and white on rolls down a hill?
00:33Go on, don't know.
00:34Penguin that's tripped up.
00:37That's terrible.
00:39All right, savage.
00:41Well, so, are you going to bring your mum to the zoo?
00:43No, because you'll keep her.
00:47Why would we keep her?
00:48Because she's my first.
00:50You'd have to move the elephants out because you'd need their room.
00:53Uncle Barry said he definitely wants a gun because he wants to see a hairy beaver.
00:57Oh, we've got plenty of them.
01:00I'll bet you are.
01:02We've just had some new ones born.
01:05They've not got much hair on.
01:10So, I want to see them.
01:15So, what else have you got?
01:17Have you got any tigers?
01:18We've got two tigers, yeah.
01:20Yeah, and then two lions.
01:22And then we've got some, then we've got lots of reptiles that we have inside to keep them warm.
01:26Have you got any snakes?
01:28Yeah, we've got some snakes, yeah.
01:29Are they venomous?
01:30Are they what?
01:31Venomous.
01:32Venomous.
01:33Ven...
01:33Yes.
01:34Oh, yes, they are, yeah.
01:35You've got to put your hand in.
01:36If we don't like you, we'll chuck you in.
01:38Chew your mouth.
01:39Don't do that to me.
01:40Do you know what are my bestest thing?
01:43Giraffes.
01:43You've got giraffes?
01:45We've got giraffes, yeah.
01:46You can feed them as well.
01:47They've got trees.
01:48Don't worry about feeding them.
01:50Do you know why giraffes have got long necks?
01:53No.
01:53Because they've got smelly feet.
01:56See, these are getting better, aren't they?
01:58No.
02:00Savage.
02:02Savage.
02:03Well, I will go back and I'll speak to everybody and tell them that we'll come in.
02:07I'll see when everybody's free and I'll ring you back and we'll get a date set, okay?
02:12Right, what's your name?
02:13And then I'll get you some free tickets.
02:15Right, my name's Tim.
02:17Tim, oh, okay.
02:18Yeah, my name's Tim.
02:19And then I want free tickets for my girlfriend Chardonnay.
02:22Three tickets for Chardonnay.
02:24No, I want a free ticket.
02:26Oh, a free ticket.
02:27Oh, sorry.
02:28It's all right.
02:29Yeah, free ticket for Chardonnay, that's okay.
02:31And a free ticket for my mum.
02:32No, you can only have two free tickets.
02:34Okay, so we'll do that again.
02:36I want a free ticket.
02:37Oh, yeah.
02:38Oh, for me and my girlfriend Chardonnay.
02:41You and Chardonnay can have a ticket.
02:43How old are you, Tim?
02:45How old are you?
02:45I'm three nearly six, but Chardonnay's older than me.
02:49Chardonnay's older than me.
02:50She's a coobah.
02:50Is she?
02:51Oh, blimey.
02:52Right, well, thank you so much.
02:54I'll go back and I'll speak to everybody and we'll get a date ready to come.
02:57And then I'll speak to you again soon, okay?
02:59I will.
03:00Look forward to seeing you.
03:01Can't wait.
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