00:00Last night, E.T. was, well, put E.T. on, trying to explain to Isla, my two-year-old, what's
00:05going on.
00:05She's like, I said, no, look, it's an alien, and he's trying to be best friends with the little boy.
00:10So, if you get an alien, this is how to do.
00:15She had no idea, but E.T. is a classic one, isn't it?
00:18Let's ring NASA. Let's try and give them the plot twist of E.T.
00:22Hello.
00:23Hello, is this NASA?
00:25Yeah, this is NASA.
00:27Oh, my God. Right.
00:29So, I think I need to tell you something that's happening at my house.
00:34Okay, go on, then.
00:35So, I was in the garage, and then you can hear this little noise rumbling about in the garage, and
00:41I'm like, oh, what is that?
00:42And I was with my mate Ben from year three, and then we went in the garage, and there was
00:47an alien.
00:48There was an alien?
00:49Yeah, a little alien, and his neck had gone high up, and he had tiny little legs.
00:55He had a fat body.
00:57I thought, oh, do you know my mum?
00:59Because my mum's fat.
01:00This does sound quite concerning.
01:02What colour was the alien?
01:03Brown.
01:04Like, a mathist stood up, and his neck had gone big, and I tried running out, and I banged my
01:10elbow on the door,
01:11and then the alien just come over, and he'd come up, and his finger went red at the end.
01:17I was like, oh, my God, what are you doing?
01:19That is magic.
01:20We're keeping him for a bit, and then we might even put him on eBay.
01:24And I'm trying to teach him to talk, and that he loves M&M's.
01:28That is, I think if you keep feeding him M&M's, then I'm sure he'll stay.
01:33Is it a he?
01:34I mean, I've not seen anything that tells me he is a boy, but I'm just assuming he is a
01:39boy.
01:39Okay.
01:40Because...
01:41No, that sounds good.
01:42I feel like if you keep feeding him M&M's, then he'll stay with you.
01:46Yeah.
01:47Because then I had the idea of coming up to Halloween, we're going to take him trick-or-treating,
01:54and I think the best thing we can do is dress him up as a ghost, because I don't want
01:58anyone
01:58to know that I've got a pet alien.
02:00No, I know exactly what you mean.
02:02I do think, though, he'll be very incognito if you leave him just dressed as he is.
02:07No one will even know.
02:08Yeah, he said words and I didn't understand, but I just...
02:11We were on our bikes the other day, and then we put him in the basket of the front, and
02:16the police were trying to get us, and we started taking off, we started flying.
02:21Oh, wow.
02:22That is quite something.
02:24I know, it's amazing, that, isn't it?
02:26Last night, we were just having a chat, and he went...
02:29Oh, no.
02:31That's what he said.
02:32Oh.
02:33That's what he said.
02:37What do you think we should call him?
02:39I feel like the perfect name for an alien, maybe E.T.
02:43Oh, yeah, I was thinking that.
02:48So, we're going to call him E.T.
02:49Do you know what E.T. is short for?
02:51I believe E.T. is short for extraterrestrial.
02:54No, it's because he's got little legs.
02:58Right, so stay away from us.
03:00I'm just letting you know here, I've got an alien.
03:02He's called E.T., he makes the flowers come back to life, and he's got a red finger.
03:06Okay?
03:07Perfect.
03:08Thank you for letting me know.
03:09You're welcome.
03:10If I get another one, I'll let you know.
03:12All right, I'll see you in a bit.
03:13I'll see you in a bit.
03:14Love you.
03:15Love you.
03:16Love you, bye.
03:17Bye.
03:18Bye.
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