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01:45What is this?
01:47It's blue.
01:49We use a different chemical process, but it is every bit as pure.
01:54It may be blue, but it's a bomb.
02:05Tight, tight, tight.
02:06Yeah.
02:08Blue, yellow, pink.
02:10Whatever, man.
02:11Just keep bringing me that.
02:20All right, we're going to make a lot of money together.
02:25Just remember who you're working for.
02:30What did you say?
02:32I'm just saying they got to know that they're working for you.
02:36Like they don't already know that?
02:39Are you saying that they're stupid?
02:43No, I'm just saying.
02:45Okay, so you're not saying that they're stupid.
02:48So I don't understand.
02:49Are you saying that I'm stupid?
02:51Is that it?
02:53Is that what you're doing?
02:55Tuco.
02:57Tuco.
02:59Hey, why don't we all just relax, huh?
03:11Heisenberg says relax.
03:14I'm relaxed.
03:16I'm relaxed.
03:17I'm relaxed.
03:30Oh, damn, man.
03:32Look at that.
03:33Look.
03:34Whoo.
03:37That just messed up.
03:41Okay, Heisenberg.
03:43Next week.
03:44Ha, ha, ha, ha.
03:49Ha, ha, ha, ha.
04:38Adjusting for inflation.
04:40Good state college.
04:41Adjusting for inflation.
04:43Say $45,000 a year.
04:45Two kids.
04:46Four years of college.
04:48$360,000.
04:51Remaining mortgage on the home.
04:54$107,000.
04:55Home equity line.
04:56$30,000.
04:57That's $137,000.
04:59Cost of living.
05:01Food, clothing, utilities.
05:04Say $2,000 a month.
05:06I mean, that should put a dent in it anyway.
05:10$24,000 a year.
05:12Provide for, say,
05:1310 years.
05:15That's $240,000 plus $360,000 plus $137,000.
05:22$737,000.
05:27$737,000.
05:29That's what I need.
05:30That is what I need.
05:34You and I both clear.
05:35About $70,000 a week.
05:37That's only 10 and a half more weeks.
05:38Call it 11.
05:4011 more drug deals.
05:41And always in a public place from now on.
05:46It's doable.
05:47Definitely doable.
05:48It's doable.
06:14Go, go, go, go, go.
06:15Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.
06:171, 2, 3, 2, 1, 2, 1, 2, 1, 2, 1, 2, 1.
06:33Heisenberg!
06:40What the hell?
06:41What's wrong with him?
06:43What's the matter with you?
06:45You can't take an ass-fitting bitch!
06:48Hot damn, Tukor.
06:50Shut up!
06:52There's no pulse.
06:54Do something.
06:55Do something?
06:56He needs an ambulance.
06:58He needs a hospital.
06:59Do something!
07:00You're smart, right?
07:02Do that thing!
07:08No, there's nothing.
07:10Breathe into his mouth.
07:12No, they don't teach that anymore.
07:13No, it doesn't work.
07:14You!
07:14Come here!
07:15Breathe into his mouth!
07:19All right.
07:22No.
07:26No.
07:29No.
07:40No.
07:40No.
07:41No.
07:41No.
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07:41No.
07:42No.
07:42No.
07:43No.
07:44No.
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07:48No.
07:58No.
08:03No.
08:04No.
08:06No.
08:07No.
08:07No.
08:07No.
08:08No.
08:08No.
08:09No.
08:09No.
08:11No.
08:12No.
08:13What do you mean?
08:47Gonzo! Hurry up!
09:09It's a big hurry.
09:17No, I just think we're done here.
09:21Oh, yeah?
09:36You're done.
09:49You're done.
09:50Huh? Huh?
09:51Huh? Huh?
10:02Huh?
10:03Huh?
10:04Huh?
10:05Huh?
10:07Huh?
10:10Huh?
10:11Huh?
10:12Huh?
10:12Huh?
10:17Huh?
10:40Huh?
10:42Huh?
10:42Huh?
10:43Huh?
10:44Huh?
10:46Huh?
10:49Huh?
10:51Huh?
10:53Huh?
10:58Huh?
10:59Hey, I'm back here!
11:05Huh?
11:07Huh?
11:23Hello?
11:24Oh, my gosh!
11:26Oh, hey!
11:31I know that this is something crash happened as rush hour began around 8 a.m.
11:36on the course ramp to eastbound.
11:38Walt?
11:42Didn't you hear me?
11:45Walt?
11:51Walt?
11:54Hey.
11:54Hey, yourself?
11:56Well, you can't answer when I'm calling you?
12:01Are you okay?
12:06Great.
12:12New hat?
12:16Yeah.
12:20Well, I got some grilled chicken at Albertson's.
12:22You want me to heat some up for you?
12:24But they can occasionally adapt to other open areas, like airports, golf courses.
12:46Where have you been?
13:16Oh.
13:19Oh.
13:24Oh.
13:26What are you doing?
13:27Okay.
13:30You know what?
13:31I've got all this crap on my face.
13:33Let me clean up first, okay?
13:35You know, Walter Jr. is going to be on many minutes, so...
13:39Okay.
13:40Yeah, just...
13:41Okay.
13:44Enough.
13:45Hold up.
13:47Stop it.
13:49Stop it!
14:13Stop it.
14:16Stop it.
14:24Stop it.
14:31Stop it.
14:32Stop it.
14:41I know you're scared, and you're angry, and you're frustrated, and I know none of this is fair.
14:50But you cannot take it out on me.
15:02Hey, I'm home.
15:27I'm home.
15:30Stop!
15:32I'm leaving.
15:57Oh, boy.
16:19Oh, we are dead.
16:22Dead, man!
16:24Muruto, or Murute, however the hell you are.
16:26This is conjecture.
16:28This is conjecture.
16:29Conjecture, yes.
16:29And conjecture isn't helping.
16:30Oh, my conjecture isn't helping.
16:32Oh, okay, fine.
16:33Faxing.
16:33Fact day.
16:34My phone rang like eight times last night.
16:36Dead air.
16:36Hang-ups every time.
16:37Second fact, like three in the morning, I saw that black caddy of his cruising my neighborhood.
16:42No headlights.
16:42If he wanted to kill us, he would have done it at the junkyard.
16:45What is that?
16:47Conjecture?
16:47Are you basing that on that he's got like a normal healthy brain or something?
16:51Did you not see him beat a dude to death for like nothing?
16:56And that way, that way he just kept staring at us, saying, you're done.
17:02What?
17:03You're done?
17:04You want to know what that means?
17:05I will tell you what that means.
17:07That means exactly how it sounds, yo.
17:10All right?
17:10We are witnesses.
17:11We are loose ends.
17:13Right now, Tuco is thinking, yeah, hey, they cook good meth, but can I trust them?
17:20What happens when he decides no?
17:34No.
17:35It is him or us.
17:36You understand?
17:37It is him or us!
17:49How would you do it?
17:50What do you mean, how would I do it?
17:51Specifically.
17:52How would you do it?
17:53Step by step.
17:57All right.
17:59Say we set up one last sale.
18:02This is providing he doesn't decide to waste this before then.
18:06Now, every time we bring in a new batch, he always tests the product, right?
18:09So, as his head is down, you know, giving it a snort, just pop, pop, pop!
18:15Pop, pop, pop, so three shots.
18:17Yeah, three shots, or I don't know, two.
18:19Wait, wait, wait, is it two or is it three?
18:21I mean, two would probably work, I guess, yeah.
18:22Okay, two shots.
18:23Two shots in the chest, two shots in the face.
18:25Man, come on!
18:25No, I'm just trying to understand how this works.
18:31Okay.
18:32All right, we'll put a pin in that.
18:33But by now, the big guy, Gonzo, he's probably coming at you, right?
18:37Yeah.
18:38Right, so you turn toward him.
18:39Well, I'm just...
18:40How many shots for him?
18:41I mean, he's a big guy, right?
18:42How many shots does that take?
18:44Oh, no, three.
18:45Three shots.
18:45Okay, three shots.
18:46Okay, Tuco and Gonzo, two men down.
18:49Now, is there anyone else there?
18:52I mean, Tuco is usually with someone else, right?
18:55Maybe even a couple of guys, his dealers, his posse.
19:02All right.
19:05So, we'll put a pin in that one, too.
19:08Now, at this point, how many shots have been fired?
19:10I mean, you've got to be running low, right?
19:12How many bullets does that gun even take?
19:14Um, let me see.
19:19It's not...
19:21I don't...
19:29How can you suggest that we kill a man and you can't even open the gun?
19:38It's not that easy, is it?
19:40Hey, man.
19:41Well, you did it.
19:48Yeah.
19:48I don't know.
19:49I don't know.
20:02I don't know.
20:04I don't know.
20:13Hey there.
20:13You've reached Walt, Skyler, and Walter Jr.
20:16We can't come to the phone right now, so please leave us a message.
20:19Well, aren't you the early bird up and out already?
20:22Listen, the Big Lug and I are gonna go try that new restaurant over by UNM tonight.
20:26So let me know if you guys want to hang.
20:29Listen to me.
20:30Hang.
20:31Walt Jr. will be proud.
20:33I know the lingo.
20:35I'm still hip.
20:37It's Chinese.
20:39The restaurant.
20:40I don't know.
20:41I just feel like Chinese.
20:43Do you think that people in China ever just feel like American?
20:48You know, and they go out and get little take-out boxes with mashed potatoes and meatloaf
20:57and try and figure out how to use the little knives and forks.
21:01I wonder if that ever happens.
21:04All right.
21:05I'll let you go, so call me.
21:09Skyler didn't pick up?
21:12Obviously, she's not home.
21:25Hey, what was that about Chinese?
21:28Dinner tonight, that new place.
21:30How late they serve?
21:31I don't know.
21:34You got David, eh?
21:38Not tonight.
21:40Yeah, yeah, you do remember?
21:41No, that's Thursday.
21:44Yeah, I'm pretty sure that's Thursday.
21:47Remember how, at the last minute, they changed it around for you?
21:50They ran a charge of the penalty.
21:53Look, baby.
21:54You only got six more sessions.
21:55And I'm doing them, Hank.
21:57I said I would do them, and I'm doing them.
22:00I can't help it if you got your days of the week wrong.
22:03Look out!
22:04Sorry, Mr. Schrader!
22:14Look, it's, you know, it's just...
22:18Ah, boy.
22:19I think Dave is, um, really helping you.
22:27Yeah.
22:30Yeah.
22:31Yeah.
22:45Sorry about that.
23:03Hey!
23:03Hey!
23:04Where's my phone call?
23:05Ow!
23:08It's two in the sand.
23:09Two in the forest, you know?
23:11And then he says, give me a four, you know?
23:14Gomez!
23:14Gomez!
23:15What do you got for me?
23:16Come on!
23:17Chop, chop, chop.
23:19Good morning to you, too.
23:25APD sent this over.
23:26This was about eight or ten days ago.
23:28You know Southwest Aniline, right?
23:30Yeah, off the 25.
23:31This place smells like feet.
23:33This is them.
23:34Check this out.
23:37Holy shit, what was that?
23:39Thermite.
23:40So they tell me.
23:42Burns about 5,000 degrees.
23:44Kind of stuff you see on a James Bond movie.
23:46Nice!
23:47You guys know their trade.
23:53Ah, wait.
23:54I take that back.
23:56What, they didn't think about, uh, stealing a hand truck?
23:59Hey, try rolling it, morons!
24:01It's a barrel!
24:03It rolls!
24:05Jesus!
24:07So what'd they get?
24:09Methylamine.
24:1030 gallons.
24:12P2P.
24:14They're cooking old-school biker meth.
24:17Who the hell still does that?
24:19All the old-timers I know are either dead or in prison.
24:23Pseudo's in short supply, so these two make do by changing up the formula.
24:28That and the thermite.
24:31I'd say these two know their chemistry.
24:33But ranking them as burglars.
24:35Shit!
24:37Wouldn't trust these two to break into the Special Olympics.
24:39They got book learning, but no street skills.
24:43Maybe they're college kids.
24:45Chem students trying to make a big score.
24:47Yeah, maybe.
24:49I tell you, 30 gallons a precursor.
24:52How big a score, they're gonna wind up stepping on some toes.
24:56Tell you what, they better pray it's us who catches up to them and not those boys from Juarez.
25:30I say, huh?
25:34Time!
25:40Time!
25:41Time!
25:49Me too!
25:52Now this can be very dead.
25:52...I can't be a phone call, right?
25:53I don't know.
25:53I don't know.
25:53I'm trying to be a phone call.
25:53I'm trying to get you.
26:00I don't know.
26:27Your daughter wants out.
27:00Hey there.
27:01You've reached Walt, Skyler, and Walter Jr.
27:03We can't come to the phone right now, so please leave us a message.
27:08Hey, it's me.
27:09Thought I'd try you earlier this time, before you go out and, you know, face the day.
27:15I'm realizing now it probably takes you a little longer to get to the phone, owing to the extra baby
27:21weight.
27:25Hey, sweetie.
27:32Walt, did you spend the entire night out here?
27:36No.
27:39No, no, well, not all of it.
27:42I did have a touch of my stomach, you know, and I knew I was going to be up and
27:48down, so I just didn't want to wake you.
28:18I did have a touch of my stomach.
28:20You sure it was Tuco?
28:22Well, who else could it be?
28:23I mean, did you ever tell him my name?
28:25No.
28:26Did you ever tell him where I live or anything like that?
28:28No.
28:28What about Gonzo or the dead one?
28:30Did you tell him anything about it?
28:31No, I didn't say Jack, man, okay?
28:32Tuco must have put out, like, you know, feelers.
28:36He's got his ways and means, yo, sources, all right?
28:39He's closing in.
28:42And what happens when he finds out that my brother-in-law is a DEA agent?
28:48Oh, God, what happens then?
28:57Look, he's got five bullets.
28:59I finally figured out how to...
29:01Look, I just finally...
29:02I figured it out.
29:04I say we get a second gun, right, for you?
29:07I mean, don't we, like, double our chances?
29:11I mean, mathematically?
29:14I've got a better idea.
29:18Thank God.
29:20All right.
29:22What is it, Mr. White?
29:23Lay it on me.
29:27Beans.
29:28Beans.
29:30They're castor beans.
29:33So what are we gonna do with them?
29:36Are we just gonna grow a magic beanstalk?
29:38Huh?
29:39Climb it?
29:40And escape?
29:41We are going to process them into ricin.
29:45Ricin beans.
29:49Ricin.
29:50It's an extremely effective poison.
29:53It's toxic in small doses.
29:55Also fairly easy to overlook during an autopsy.
29:58All right.
30:00All right, sir.
30:01Don't touch them.
30:04Wait, sir, so you can get poison from beans?
30:07Yes.
30:08Back in the late 70s, ricin was used to assassinate a Bulgarian journalist.
30:14The KGB modified the tip of an umbrella to inject a tiny pellet into the man's leg.
30:19And we're talking about an amount not much bigger than the head of a pin.
30:23But it...
30:25It killed him?
30:26Oh, yes.
30:30Now we just need to figure out a delivery device, and then...
30:35No more to go.
31:07No more.
31:13No more.
31:15Hud integr Vill classrooms.
31:16Get out of there.
31:17Ace guy.
31:19Hey Hank.
31:21How you doing?
31:23Is this um...
31:26It's a bad time.
31:28Um, no, come on in.
31:38I, uh, I...
31:40I should have called first, I'm sorry.
31:44What can I do for you?
31:49Maybe, um, we ought...
31:52You wanna sit down first?
31:55I don't know, Hank.
31:56Depends on whether or not this is gonna be about Marie.
32:03Did she send you?
32:05Hell no.
32:07She's barely even talking to me.
32:10That's why I'm here, okay?
32:12Self-preservation.
32:14Big time.
32:20Look, uh...
32:21I know you gals have your ups and downs.
32:24I get it.
32:25Gals.
32:26And I need to get involved
32:27like I need a second hole in my ass.
32:29Uh-huh.
32:30But if you could do me this huge favor
32:32and just return our phone calls.
32:35I don't...
32:37I think I'm quite ready to do that yet.
32:39Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Communication.
32:40Communication, right?
32:41Back and forth.
32:42Come on.
32:43Sky, do this for me, please.
32:45You can yell at her.
32:47Just, just, just call her back.
32:55Marie is a shoplifter, Hank.
32:59That's right.
33:01That baby tiara she gave me at the shower,
33:04she stole it from Gertrude Zachary's.
33:07Yeah.
33:08I almost got arrested
33:09when I went back to return it.
33:12And Marie won't admit it.
33:14She won't apologize.
33:17Yeah.
33:19If I thought you were gonna return it,
33:20I would've never...
33:22You know.
33:31You knew about this.
33:34We're...
33:34We're working on it.
33:36I mean, she...
33:37She's got this, uh, therapist, Dave.
33:40And, I mean, Dave is really good.
33:42Dave's...
33:42Yeah.
33:43But it's...
33:43It's an ongoing process, Sky.
33:45And we...
33:47We have gotta be understanding.
33:49You know?
33:49I mean, we gotta...
33:50You know.
33:51We gotta...
33:52Support the shit out of her.
33:55How?
33:57Do we?
33:58Yeah.
34:01I need support.
34:04Me.
34:05The almost 40-year-old pregnant woman
34:08with a surprise baby on the way.
34:10And the husband with lung cancer
34:12who disappears for hours on end
34:14and I don't know where he goes
34:15and he barely even speaks to me anymore.
34:17With the moody son who does the same thing.
34:20And the overdrawn checking account.
34:22And the lukewarm water heater
34:24that leaks rusty-looking crap
34:26and is rotting out the floor of the utility closet
34:29and we can't even afford to fix it.
34:31But...
34:32But...
34:33I see.
34:34Now I'm supposed to go Hank.
34:36Please.
34:37What can I possibly do
34:39to further benefit my spoiled,
34:41kleptomaniac bitch sister
34:43who somehow always manages to be the center of attention?
34:46Cause God knows
34:47she's the one
34:49she's the one
34:50with the really important problems.
34:55What?
35:08Want me to take a look at that utility closet?
35:11I have to take a look at that utility closet.
35:14I got this.
35:19I have to go with him.
35:23I have to go with him.
35:27I'm ready.
35:27You, he's the one
35:28as if he says you,
35:28I can't see her
35:28You know.
35:39I will do it.
35:43That's all it takes.
35:46That's all it takes.
35:50So, now what?
35:53Now, we arrange our next meet
35:56in a public place this time, nice and safe,
35:58business as usual.
36:01And after we sell him our usual four pounds,
36:04then we'll pull this out.
36:06And by the way, Tuco,
36:09there's a new meth formula we've been working on.
36:11Would you care to try it?
36:13Okay, well, what's new about it?
36:16I mean, you know, just in case he asks, what do we say?
36:19I don't know. Whatever you want.
36:21It gets the user insanely high.
36:24And how much salesmanship do we really need?
36:27That degenerate snorts anything he gets his hands on.
36:30Okay, well, we'll just put a pin in that, then.
36:35Anyway, within the next 48 hours,
36:38maybe 72,
36:40it'll look like natural causes.
36:43What, like a heart attack?
36:46Yeah.
36:47Or the flu, maybe.
36:49His associates won't know any differently,
36:51and we'll be in the clear.
36:55I don't know if Tuco kills us first.
37:18Hey, Hank, what's up?
37:20Oh, hey, uh, buddy.
37:22Hey, it ain't any news.
37:23Uh, you been home yet?
37:27No.
37:29Why?
37:31Well, uh...
37:34Because I really screwed up, man.
37:35I apologize in advance for the ear fling in here from Skylar.
37:39I was just trying to get her and Marie talking again.
37:41Big mistake.
37:41I should have just kept out of it.
37:44Yeah, well, oh, okay.
37:46I mean, my big mouth, I guess.
37:49Well, that, you know, it happens.
37:51It's no problem.
37:52No worries.
37:53Yeah, well, thanks, man.
37:54I really appreciate that.
37:56Jesus.
37:57My wives, huh?
37:59Um, Hank, unfortunately, I really...
38:01Oh, yeah, hey, man, don't, uh, don't let me keep you.
38:04I just...
38:04Actually, I'm at work, so...
38:07Oh, hey.
38:10Hey, uh, you want to see something really freaky?
38:12Well, I would, but...
38:14Seriously, Walt, this is...
38:16You gotta check out this crime scene of me and Gummy.
38:19Here, just a second.
38:26Hank, hang on, hang on.
38:27It should be coming through right now.
38:31Guess it could be worse, huh?
38:33We could be having a day like these two.
38:37A couple of local bullet heads.
38:40Guess they pissed off the wrong guy.
38:45Walt, you there?
38:49Hey, Walt?
38:54I'm taking this.
38:56No, it's my gun.
38:57I need it.
38:58No, you don't.
38:58Not if you leave town.
38:59Get out of here.
39:00Tuko killing Gonzo means he's coming after us next time.
39:03I've got to get home.
39:05My family.
39:10I don't know.
39:17Oh, my God.
39:47Skyler?
39:55Walter Jr.?
40:04Skyler?
40:08Skyler?
40:13Skyler?
40:18Skyler?
40:22Skyler?
40:51Hey.
40:55Where's Walter Junior?
40:57Having dinner at Lois' house, supposedly.
41:03Yep, all day I've had the whole house to myself.
41:10So where have you been this time?
41:20Walt?
41:35Walt?
41:54Walt, will you come in here and product me, please?
42:07Walt!
42:10I'll be right there.
42:21Is this the one, the one?
42:22Yeah, I recognize these two knob jobs.
42:25Known associates of a psychotic piece of shit named Tuco Salamanca.
42:29Guess he got tired of associating.
42:31Yeah.
42:32Hey, do you mind if I get in there?
42:33Go ahead.
42:35Thanks.
42:41The big one smells fresher.
42:44You guys find a death wound?
42:46Huh?
42:49I see, uh, I see lots of blood, but no, uh, bullet holes.
42:56Hey, uh, you done taking pictures?
42:59All right, let's lay him out flat.
43:01Get out of your way here, man.
43:16Oh, snap!
43:17Damn, Rick, he leaves something for the coroner.
43:30Oh, this is beautiful.
43:34Hey, someone called Jay Leno.
43:35We got the world's dumbest criminal.
43:38This guy wasn't murdered.
43:39Look, big stuff here was, uh, moving this guy's body
43:44when the, uh, the stack must have shifted.
43:48Crushed his arm, pinned him here, and he, uh, he bled out.
43:53Poetic justice.
43:54Oh, I love it.
43:55Don't you just.
43:57Hey, hey, get a photo of me with this guy, all right?
44:00I'll stump you here.
44:01Make sure you get the stump in there.
44:08Walt.
44:11Would you talk to me, please?
44:19I, I, I don't know where to begin.
44:39Let's go.
45:18What the hell are you doing here?
45:27Get in.
45:58Let's go.
46:08Let's go.
46:40Let's go.
47:08Let's go.
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