00:00Any doctors here? Any good doctors? Any doctors? You're a doctor?
00:05He's a gynecologist.
00:12You're a gynecologist?
00:17I like how hard your lady is laughing. She's like, oh my god, I never thought it was going to
00:21come out in public.
00:24I wonder if we're a gynecologist, because for my own life, like I'm a comedian, I have a long day
00:28at work,
00:29I do comedy. When I go home, I don't feel like doing comedy anymore.
00:37I'm just curious.
00:40When you go home, do you still feel like being a doctor?
00:44I mean, playing doctor?
00:55She's laughing so hard, because she knows he's not even good at his job.
01:05It's been a long time, and he still hasn't been able to figure that out.
01:14What do you do in the politics?
01:17IRS!
01:24You know, everybody in here, not one person pays their taxes right.
01:32Except one person now, we have one person, he is IRS himself.
01:37Buddy, make sure you come see me after the show.
01:42Everybody hates paying tax, especially Iranians.
01:46And we have probably ways to get around it that you don't even know.
01:51But if you give us a little advice, maybe we'll give you a few back.
01:56Can you give us a short little advice that we can learn from you, yeah?
02:02Did anybody ask you?
02:06Audit him for the rest of his life, every day, for taking your moment away.
02:11Just pay your taxes.
02:13No shit, asshole.
02:15We want to learn something here.
02:17You pay your taxes.
02:19But we're all going to learn some new shit, and we're going to pay some of our taxes.
02:26Why do we have to pay all of the taxes?
02:32What do you do?
02:34Sexologist.
02:39I'm sure we all can learn a lot from you.
02:42Are you a doctor?
02:44Psychologist.
02:44Clinical psychologist?
02:46Okay, so this gets deeper, huh?
02:50It's sexologist for the psychos.
02:54What do you do?
02:55Like, you get there, like, okay, psychologically, your dick is getting hard.
03:02Please, Natalie, it's fascinating.
03:04Tell us, like, what happens?
03:06Men have the biggest problem with the others.
03:10That's what I said.
03:11I figured, okay.
03:17Somebody said, oh, my gosh.
03:20Who said that?
03:21The Bulgarian?
03:22With the big boyfriend?
03:24Dude, go see the doctor.
03:28Why you lose the election?
03:31Any advice for that?
03:37The problem is with his mother.
03:41The problem is your mother, dude.
03:44Guys, now we know what to say in the bedroom, right?
03:48We say it's my mother's fault.
03:53This is crazy.
03:57Natalie, you're wrong.
04:00And what about the women?
04:01They're just perfect.
04:04Women cannot have an orgasm.
04:06They say, ah, ah, ah.
04:23Ah, ah, ah.
04:29Ah, ah, ah.
04:31what happened your mother oh you ask her what what about what should I ask oh you
04:46know her so all you talking about her
04:55why only what's your name yeah you yeah blue shirt yeah Aaron are you friends with these guys
05:09they look like the most degenerate Persians of Dallas they don't look trustworthy at all
05:16they look shady man they're in he's like yes they are shady that's what I love about white people
05:23he doesn't yes they are shady oh my god how did you know they do a lot of uh illegal
05:28things in
05:29the community he was telling me he doesn't pay his taxes nobody here pays taxes you and him the only
05:39one and you both wear blue shirts how did you guys meet I met him at a bar see the
05:46person guy has to
05:47tell Eric goes oh do I tell the truth and the person goes I got this I lie I know
05:56I know man people at
05:57the board okay what do you do here in Dallas now I live here and I work in California oh
06:06you live
06:06here and you work in California you sound shadier and shadier as we go who the who does that you
06:16know you work there but you like what is your job there health care in this street so you you
06:23smuggle
06:24drugs and Aaron what do you do you're a pilot oh shit what airline not an airline so you smuggle
06:35the
06:35drugs for him on your private plane now we're understanding Eric what do you do tell me you're a
06:50lawyer
06:51finance thank you very much for paying for the operation of course don't bring the finance guy
07:08I work in Cali but I live in Dallas nobody knows that shit bro
07:20from India yeah buddy what's your name I've been nice to meet you are you filming this for uh insurance
07:27purposes you're a young dude you came by yourself too yeah what do you do your pilot really this is
07:40a
07:40fascinating show what kind of planes do you fly a private plane you've a private pilot for private
07:51planes you're training bitch you ain't a pilot yet you fly no little ass like propeller shit
08:00every day you just like go to the propeller
08:08okay let's go fly in a friendly sky
08:13you know I'm thinking I've never heard a pilot that's Indian that's some racist shit
08:21think about it think about it I've never been on any plane
08:25hey dog how are you this is your pilot Roger speaking how you doing everybody
08:33very good day very good day very good day very happy day
08:38oh we have some chicken masala for you
08:44what do you do
08:46I'm a sex and intimacy coach
08:52sex and intimacy coach so how do you do it uh in person like do you show up to their
08:58house
08:59they're like okay warm up coach is here
09:08coach is here let's go he's like go he's timing
09:17ah again
09:21I know a lot of you guys in here like I'm a professional
09:26you're not if you want to find out tell your woman to tell you the truth
09:34so give me a number how many sex toys you have
09:38a lot a whole closet huh
09:42yes yes it doesn't dildos it listen you have to be open-minded men women it doesn't matter use it
09:49use it uh I don't know use it as a weapon
09:56maybe in the kitchen use it for the dough
10:00dildos are very very important you know because you guys in this country you're not allowed to have guns
10:06right
10:08but if you keep a dildo in your house
10:11and the robber happened to be from the middle east
10:15he's like I will kill you
10:18and you will tell pull out the dildo
10:19mother i got you
10:22the guy will run like a bitch
10:24oh let's go
10:25he has a dick
10:27he's coming with a dick
10:33Brian and you're married to an Iranian
10:35no
10:35no
10:37you uh you're here by yourself
10:39you're here oh you're dating an Iranian
10:41oh okay you don't need to be an asshole about it
10:47nobody says
10:50your cheeks don't need to vibrate
10:54you sound like a fun guy
10:56you got a great attitude
10:57I like that what do you do
10:59psychologist
11:00psychologist oh she needs you
11:05you guys are made in heaven
11:08I really hope it works out
11:10and what do you do
11:12I'm a genius
11:13you're a genius
11:16you definitely need a psychologist honey
11:22see
11:23in the history of all geniuses in the world
11:26they've never themselves said I am genius
11:31see other people identify who is a genius
11:35Brian what do you think
11:37huh
11:38she is a genius
11:40you you just trying to get laid
11:41but the thing is
11:42the truth is
11:45you don't introduce yourself as a genius
11:48I'm sure she's a genius
11:50yeah
11:50but socially
11:52even geniuses
11:53are genius enough to know
11:55that you don't say that
11:56I am genius
11:57because they're such geniuses
11:59that they know that shit is not okay to say
12:00see
12:01it's a genius thing to do
12:03not to say I'm genius
12:06I don't know how to explain this
12:12and what kind of genius
12:14like in what format you're a genius
12:17Brian don't help her
12:22I'm working for Apple
12:23you work for Apple
12:24okay
12:25okay relax
12:26we don't know what she's doing
12:30calm down
12:32maybe she's customers
12:33what can I do for you
12:34okay
12:36thank you for calling Apple
12:39oh is that the phone
12:40okay turn off your phone
12:41turn it on
12:43oh it didn't work
12:44let me give you to the engineer
12:45maybe that's the shit she does
12:47let me find out what she does for Apple
12:54they get tricked really easy
13:02you work for 911
13:04no
13:06this is the lady we're calling
13:07hi
13:08please send the police
13:10what's the matter
13:14I'm getting robbed
13:16does he have a gun
13:18no he's got a knife
13:19well okay then
13:21you'll be just fine
13:23the cops are on their way
13:24they'll be there tomorrow morning
13:27that's a tough job seriously
13:29give her a big round of applause
13:30this woman saves lives
13:35Tammy tell us one of your stories
13:36one of your crazy calls
13:38I've had people call
13:39and ask what the number is to 911
13:46hello 911
13:48yes how can I help you
13:50what's the number for emergency
13:52911
13:53I know I called 911
13:55I want the emergency card
13:57it's 911
13:58I called 911
14:00what is the 911 for the 911
14:03it's 911
14:04oh it's 911
14:06okay I call you when I have emergency
14:12what do you do
14:13I'm an engineer
14:14I belong
14:14ah that's beautiful
14:16so you're an engineer
14:17and you worked on
14:19B1B bomber
14:20yeah the bomber
14:22yeah the f***ing bomber
14:23yeah
14:28bomber
14:33you work for the government
14:36I support the U.S. Air Force
14:38oh shit of course you do
14:41oh f***
14:42I'm sure you love what you're doing
14:48who's single
14:49clap let me see
14:49how many single people here
14:50clap
14:53oh that guy right there
14:54he's like
14:55I am Habibi
14:55I am single
14:56and he brought his phone out
14:58he's like
14:58I am going to record for evidence
15:01what do you do
15:02it's very important
15:03security
15:04security for what
15:07the club
15:08the night club
15:10you work at a night club
15:12and you cannot find a girl
15:16so check the situation
15:20there is a problem
15:23the guy works at a night club
15:25the girls line up to get in
15:31and you cannot talk to any of these girls man
15:34man big problem
15:35you should go gay
15:39look Musawa is like
15:40I am filming this
15:41I don't know what to do now
15:45don't worry
15:45everybody knows
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