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00:09The Abba-Dabba-Doo!
00:12Flintstones, hit the Flintstones!
00:15They're a bottom stone expanity!
00:19From the town of Windrock,
00:22They're a cage right out of history!
00:26Let's fly with the family down the street!
00:29Through the courtesy of friends to beat!
00:32When you're with the Flintstones,
00:35Have a yamma-dabba-Doo time!
00:37A yamma-dabba-Doo time!
00:38Or have a gay old time!
01:00The Flintstones, beat the Flintstones!
01:03They're a bottom stone expanity!
01:08Light up, down a bedrock!
01:10They're a cage right out of history!
01:15Some day, baby bread will win the rights!
01:18Dead, dead, cat will stay up for the night!
01:21And the red door, with the Flintstones!
01:24Have a yamma-dabba-Doo time!
01:26A yamma-dabba-Doo time!
01:27We'll have a gay old time!
01:34Helma!
01:36We'll have a gay old time!
01:40Helma!
02:03Okay, brother Flintstone, we need a strike to win.
02:06Can you do it?
02:08Hey, is the earth flat?
02:23Come on, Twinkle Toes.
02:24Come on, Twinkle Toes.
02:54Hey, can I have everybody's attention, please?
02:58I would like to propose a toast to not only a great bowler, but a great human being.
03:06And no offense to you guys.
03:09Since I was just a lad of ten, I've had the very bestest friend.
03:15He may be big, he may be loud, so you'll never lose him in a crowd.
03:22But for my friend, the special part is what's behind his ribs, his heart.
03:30I owe my son to him, and now, I stand before my peers and vow, I'll pay him back someday,
03:40somehow.
03:54That was beautiful, Bond.
03:56I meant every word of it, Fred.
03:59Care to join me in a cold one?
04:00Well, it doesn't get any better than this.
04:15You will have one hour to complete the exam.
04:18Please carve all answers with a well-sharpened number two chisel.
04:24On behalf of Slate and Company, I want to wish you all the very best of luck.
04:32Let's begin.
04:48Let's do it.
04:51Let's do it.
04:59Let's do it.
05:24Chisels down.
05:30Please slide your answer slab into the numbered envelope provided, and stack them neatly
05:37on my desk.
05:38Psst.
05:39Hey, Fred.
05:40What'd you do?
05:41How'd I do?
05:43How'd I do?
05:45Hey, you want me to take that up for you?
05:52Yeah, thanks, pal.
06:04Can I stand before my peers and vow?
06:08I'll pay him back someday, somehow, somehow.
06:15I'll pay him back someday.
07:08Good morning, Mr. Vice President.
07:12Good morning, Mrs. Vice President.
07:19Dino, no, Dino, no!
07:25Hey!
07:28Right up, baby.
07:42Aren't you like blue?
07:44He, he, he, he, he!
08:05Whoa, how do I look?
08:09Very pretty.
08:11It's perfect.
08:14Yeah, snazzy.
08:16Fred Flintstone, you've arrived.
08:22This is my office?
08:24That's right.
08:25This is my chair?
08:27Mm-hmm.
08:28Not to throw too much at you on your first day, but this big thing here is your desk.
08:31My desk?
08:32Watch out for your fingers in the doors.
08:38Am I interrupting?
08:40Not at all.
08:41Fred, I'd like you to meet your new secretary, Miss Sharon Stone.
08:46My secretary?
08:47Personal secretary, Mr. Flintstone.
08:49That is, of course, if you want me.
08:57Great.
08:58Well, I'm sure the two of you would like to get better acquainted.
09:08Mr. Flintstone, I'd like you to know that I enjoy working long hours, late nights, even weekends.
09:16So feel free to use me however you see fit.
09:23Now, can I get you anything?
09:26Coffee?
09:27Sure.
09:30How would you like it?
09:33A cup?
09:35Bold choice, Mr. Flintstone.
09:37You'll go far in this company.
09:51Take a bubble.
09:53Cliff, let's play golf.
09:55We can prioritize, conceptualize, and, uh, tenderize.
10:10Wow!
10:22Wow!
10:24Wow!
10:24Mr. Flintstone, I'd like to warn you that management positions are fraught with peril.
10:29And whenever you find yourself in a befuddled state, I urge you to avail yourself of my experience and say,
10:36Jed Bice.
10:37Oh, really?
10:39Oh, really?
10:39Listen, Barty, let's get the pecking order straight here.
10:41I don't need any help from you.
10:44I'm vice president of...
10:50industrial procurement.
10:53How about that?
10:55Excuse me.
10:58Hey, guys!
11:01Guess what I am!
11:03Voice president of industrial procurement!
11:12Hey!
11:16A bonus?
11:17That's right, Fred.
11:18You deserve it.
11:20For what?
11:21Don't be modest, you go-getter, you.
11:24Oh, and Fred, let me let you in on a little secret.
11:27If you really want to become a top executive at this company, you've got to start living like one.
11:45Yabba-yabba-doo!
11:50Blitstones, meet the Blitstones, they're the modern Stone Age family.
11:57From the turn of bedrock, they're the modern history.
12:00Hey, good afternoon, madam.
12:02All served, please.
12:04Let's ride with the family down the street.
12:07Through the courtesy I'm ready to feed, when you're with the Flintstones.
12:14Have a yabba-yabba-doo time, a dabba-doo time, we'll have a gay old time.
12:20Move!
12:29Move!
12:31Move!
12:35Move!
12:36Move!
12:36Good boy.
12:38You're going?
12:39Use your arms, perfect.
12:40Good, there's four.
12:41Daddy!
12:43Power!
12:44And strong tight, go six.
12:45Keep on going.
12:46Go eight.
12:47And strong tight, go nine.
12:49Stop!
12:49The Flintstones!
13:10Thank you, gentlemen.
13:12And in the words of my beloved mother,
13:15I'm taking the money and moving to a warmer climate.
13:36Let's discuss this, shall we, Cliff? May I call you Cliff?
13:39Barney, too much pressure!
13:49One, two, three...
13:55Nice going!
13:56Now what do we do?
13:57You get the kids, I'll try and stop this!
14:08No!
14:26No!
14:27No!
14:28No!
14:29No!
14:29No!
14:35Cliffy, if I ever told you you have a very distinguished chin...
14:39Shut up!
14:56Oh dear!
14:57We're too many years behind the desk.
14:59Oh, come on!
14:59Me, dear!
15:00Me, dear!
15:06Oh dear!
15:08Oh dear!
15:09You did it!
15:11You called me Dada!
15:14Oof!
15:15Barney, you lunkhead!
15:28What am I gonna do?
15:30What am I gonna do?
15:31I gotta think of something!
15:32What am I gonna do?
15:45Wake up, Uncle Barney!
15:51Help!
15:52Help!
15:53Save me!
15:54Save me from this mad MBA!
15:58Don't worry.
15:59I'll take care of him.
16:00My hero!
16:04Gapes!
16:06Flintstone!
16:07Kiss your bird goodbye!
16:12Oh, mama!
16:20Will there be anything else, Mr. Flintstone?
16:22No, Miss Stone.
16:23Take the rest of the day off.
16:42Come on!
16:58We can break the rest of the day off!
17:09Cliff, it's time for you and me to interface.
17:29Cliff, it's time for you and me to interface.
17:53Cliff, it's time for you and me to interface.
18:11Cliff, it's time for you and me to interface.
18:14Cliff, it's time for you and me to interface.
18:17Cliff, it's time for you and me to interface.
18:18Cliff, it's time for you and me to interface.
18:19Cliff, it's time for you and me to interface.
18:19Cliff, it's time for you and me to interface.
18:31Cliff, it's time for you and me to interface.
18:34Cliff, it's time for you and me to interface.
18:43Joey, come on baby, Joey, Joey, Joey
18:46Do the twitch like you gotta be
18:48Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
18:53Thank you, Batroc!
18:57Thanks, everybody
19:14You
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