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00:03Ya, until連 it was...
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00:12thirsty нев ampl کا
00:16patience..
00:22Ya ohhmm
00:23alyam
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00:53Ah!
00:54Nidhe.
00:55Ne, nasıl?
00:57Nehren, oğlan.
00:58Nehren, bir şartlar.
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06:10Oh, you might have lost me
06:12Don't celebrate guys, do you know what I mean?
06:14So it's time for the 60% question
06:17The 60% question, this is where it gets tougher
06:20If A equals Z, B equals Y, C equals X and so on
06:25Which of the following is correct?
06:27What?
06:29Oh, Christ
06:30I hate ones like this
06:31I hate you talking whilst I'm trying to figure them out
06:37Oh, is it going through the alphabet?
06:38Yeah, so you've got to...
06:39Oh, it's reverse, it's reverse
06:41Yeah, it's all reverse
06:42A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, O, J, K
06:46It's A or C
06:47Right, so...
06:48All equals Z
06:49Well, that can't be correct because A equals...
06:51Oh, A equals Z, yeah, that just makes sense
06:53Oh
06:54Oh, I just smashed it and I got it before you did
06:57A, final answer
06:58I mean, I'd probably deliberately get it wrong just so I could go home
07:03Go and play with my guinea pigs at that age
07:05Yeah
07:09I think it's yet is big
07:11Let's see who got it right
07:13That's difficult, I don't think I'm right, I think
07:15I haven't got time for this
07:18Oh, these kids look nervous
07:20They're killing them with blue
07:22Oh, gosh
07:23It's like the Hunger Games
07:24It was awful
07:28Wow, we lost 33 kids
07:30Oh, this is going to be a short show
07:31Oh, 33
07:32Oh, 33
07:33That's brutal, how can you show your face at school the next day?
07:36That was a massive
07:36Absolute idiot, bruv
07:39It is A, all equals zoo
07:41Yeah
07:42Yay!
07:43Did we get it right?
07:44We are now down to the 20% question
07:47Oh, 20%
07:49If I get this right, I'm going to freak myself out
07:52What do you get if you solve the puzzle below?
07:55I can't read that
07:56Oh, my God
07:58Oh, I'm terrible at this stuff
08:02Can you find the animal hidden in this question?
08:08What fucking animal?
08:10Where?
08:14Camel
08:14Camel?
08:15Camel?
08:15No, it's not a camel
08:17Cannimal
08:18Cannim...the...
08:19Crocodile
08:20It's a crocodile
08:24Animilo?
08:25Italian for animal?
08:26Camel
08:26No, no, no, fucking dolphin mammal
08:29Is it?
08:30Why is there so many letters all jumbled up?
08:32It's horrible
08:32Oh, lo...
08:33Li...
08:34Rhino
08:34Let's have a look at the answer
08:36It's crocodile
08:37There it is in red
08:39What?!
08:40I thought it was together
08:41What?!
08:41Well, I would have got it if you weren't sat next to me
08:44Fidgeting
08:45After whittling down the kids here in the studio
08:47We are left with the 1% question
08:50Whittling down the kids
08:52That's a bit harsh
08:53Yeah, it sounds like a weird album
08:56This is your 1% question
08:58Come on, let's go for the 1% then
09:00Come on
09:01Let's beat this 9-year-old
09:04Oh, jeez
09:05What number replaces the question mark in this pyramid?
09:099 is half of 18
09:10So 10 plus...
09:1216 is going to be double 18
09:14It's going to be 36
09:154?
09:16No, 18
09:169
09:1810
09:188, 8, 10
09:209, 7
09:2210
09:2210
09:238
09:23What the fuck is that?
09:28It's 7
09:30No, it's not
09:31I don't know what's going on here
09:33It's 4 at 10.40
09:34It's...
09:35I'd be planning a different holiday
09:37I'm out
09:38It's 13
09:39It's 13
09:43It's 13
09:447?
09:45What the fuck is it?
09:47I'm going to go 5
09:48Oh, you're a willy
09:50Oh my God
09:51It's not 5
09:51It's...
09:524 plus...
09:537
09:54It's 13
09:5611
09:56I'm well annoyed
09:57What is it?
09:5811?
09:58It's 11
09:59I'm well annoyed
10:00Right, your answers are locked in
10:01So you can't change it
10:02So we may as well ask what you put
10:04Starting with Elena
10:05I guessed 8
10:06I was going to say 8
10:07But they've said 8
10:08Ollie
10:0910
10:09Ellie
10:1013
10:11Finley
10:1213
10:1213?
10:13They can't just throw a 13 in there
10:15There's no...
10:17They're all 9s and 8s and 6s
10:18What are you getting a 13 from?
10:20Oh, they're all different numbers
10:21They're all different numbers
10:22Only one's going to meet Mickey Mouse
10:2613!
10:2813?
10:29Oh, bless him
10:30Oh, brilliant
10:31Liv
10:32You're going to Disney?
10:34Where am I going to Disney, Liv?
10:36It's 13 because each number is the average of the two numbers underneath it
10:40What's average?
10:41What does average mean?
10:42Well, yeah
10:43I just...
10:44That's...
10:44They...
10:45Oh, God, I don't know
10:46What does average mean?
10:48In that context, I haven't got a clue
10:49No, I don't
10:50I still don't get it
10:51I'm going to add that to my CV
10:52Mm-hmm
10:521% Club
10:54Kids' edition
10:54Kids' edition
10:58In North London
11:00But you've got to be careful at your age
11:02Do you keep hydrated?
11:04I do
11:04I'm very...
11:05I'm very careful about that
11:06Yeah
11:07Julian and his good friend Nigel
11:09When I get on my motorbike, you see
11:11And that calls me down
11:12I'm so worried
11:13Did you come here by motorbike?
11:14I did, yeah
11:15I got lost, actually
11:16Because I don't have a sat-nav on the bike
11:18You shouldn't
11:19You...
11:20You can get dial-a-ride and things
11:22There's special transport for the elderly
11:26You could come by ambulance
11:31I'll think of that next time, yeah
11:33This week, our favourite bloke on a barge was back criss-crossing the nation
11:38There's something bleak about canals
11:41Yeah, because you've got walls down each side and it can be quite dark and a bit dreary
11:47And they're usually in the Midlands, aren't they?
11:49We're from the home of canals, aren't we?
11:51Yeah, because there's more canals in Birmingham than there is Venice
11:54Venice
12:00Oh, I love it already
12:01That's your dream that is, isn't it?
12:03It's so slow, it's so mellow
12:06That's called a lock
12:07Yes
12:08That's actually, they're actually sick
12:09Have you seen, oh, have you seen the one on the Panama Canal?
12:13It like, goes up here, yeah
12:15It blocks off both ends and it raises up
12:17The water
12:18So the boat is literally going like, I don't know, 50 feet
12:20It's in, it's literally, it is an unbelievable feat of engineering brilliance
12:25My name's Robbie Cumming
12:27That's me
12:28Well, you know Robbie's back
12:29What's he gonna do this time?
12:31No, no
12:32Is he gonna go under a low bridge?
12:34Oh, God
12:35Creating a splash on the bow of my boat
12:38Wow
12:39I didn't realize the boat's got wet
12:41Yeah
12:41But they do, don't they?
12:43Because they've got their own water
12:44But I mean...
12:49This time, I'm travelling on the Trent and Mersey Canal
12:53What was the Trent and Mersey episode?
12:55Lean in
12:55The Mersey, my new home
12:57Hey, old neck of the woods, that girl
12:59There'll be plenty to see
13:01Will there?
13:02Will there?
13:03Honestly, plenty
13:03Do you remember when he made granola?
13:05Mmm, I do
13:12You have to be quite patient for this
13:14Yeah
13:15I'm not one of my virtues
13:16No
13:19Right, that was my last double lock of the day
13:23I thought I'd get a bit further, to be honest
13:25So do we, Robbie
13:26I like him, he's got nice teeth
13:27Has he?
13:28Which I think's important
13:29I think so too
13:31I'm pooped
13:31I've run out of steam
13:33So I'm gonna moor up
13:35What's mooring up?
13:36Just like stopping the boat
13:37Okay
13:38And tying yourself on the side
13:39Okay
13:40Quite close to this motorway actually
13:42Oh
13:44Perfect
13:44Sleeping next to the motorway's not ideal, is he?
13:47Whoop!
13:48Whoop!
13:49Whoop!
13:52Whoop!
13:52Whoop!
13:57What's he up to?
13:59Right, I'm just taking a little walk in the dark
14:01Well, it looks like a dogging area to me
14:05Do you know what I'm saying?
14:06I do
14:07Just to scare myself a bit
14:09Oh
14:10Why?
14:12It's quite close to Halloween
14:14Spooky season
14:15What?
14:16What?
14:17Oh no, be careful
14:19And also I'm close to the M6
14:23Hmm
14:23A much quicker and more efficient mode of transport
14:27Considered, by some, one of the most haunted motorways in the country
14:32Is it?
14:34Did you know that?
14:34No
14:35I drive on the M6 all the time as well
14:37You ever seen a ghost?
14:38No, have you?
14:39No
14:39Because it's Birmingham ghost the M6, isn't it?
14:42Yeah
14:42Junction 10
14:43Yeah
14:44A ghostly lorry going the wrong way
14:46What?
14:47A ghostly lorry
14:49Can a lorry be a ghost?
14:50I'd argue a lorry can't be a ghost
14:53And a group of Roman soldiers marching across
14:56On the M6
14:57I know they built a lot of roads, the Romans, but I didn't know they built the M6
15:03A bit later, the drama continued
15:07And he's off again
15:08Chug, chug, chug
15:09He's got small locks
15:10What I want to know is what was the whole purpose of this trip?
15:13And it's around here, near the top of Heartbreak Hill
15:17Things start to go a bit pear-shaped
15:19Oh no
15:20Oh no
15:21I was taking the naughty lass over to the offside lock
15:25But once I started moving the boat, it just got stuck
15:28You're joking
15:29He's what they call beached it
15:31I pushed the barge pole against the concrete on the side
15:34Right
15:35It was a little bit too far away to get any purchase
15:37Go and push!
15:38Is that what they mean when they say I wouldn't touch you with a barge pole?
15:41Yeah, because there's a saying there
15:42Yeah
15:44I get it now
15:45So I put it into the water itself
15:47To try and find something to push off on
15:49Oh!
15:50Some really soft silt
15:53Oh, and he's in!
15:54Yay!
15:57This is why you tune in to Canal Boat Diaries
15:59Isn't it?
15:59Because at any time, something like that can happen
16:04And he's going to get like an E.coli from that water for his mouth is open
16:07Oh definitely
16:07Right, I'm out
16:08Let's see if I can pull the boat back to the side
16:12Because right now it is still completely stuck
16:14I had to call the police, hadn't you?
16:18And ask for help
16:19I've got this friend called Jake
16:22And he's an odd job man, he'd come out and do whatever
16:25Jake
16:25Jake
16:26Send for the staff is what Nigel would do
16:28Yes, send for the staff
16:30With the naughty lass freed up
16:33I've decided to use the other lock
16:36Oh no, is this the other lock?
16:37It never ends
16:39Oh Robbie, what a day
16:40What a day
16:41What a day
16:41What a day Robbie's had
16:42Oh Nigel
16:44Let's give up this showbiz life
16:46And go and live on a canal boat
16:48Yeah
16:56In North London
16:57I'm a Boccy sleeper
16:58I sleep in my boxers there, I said it
17:00Oh okay
17:01I don't think I could ever go less than Boccy's
17:03Good friends Max and George
17:06I mean this might be a bit TMI
17:07But when you don't have any underwear on
17:10I've like rolled over
17:11No, don't because now I'm thinking of it
17:13And really like hurt myself
17:16Hurt yourself?
17:17Yeah, I've like rolled over like onto one of my like testicles
17:21It's a lot that isn't it?
17:23Do you remember the time when I went for a run?
17:25And I told you about this
17:26Remember the time when I went for a run
17:28When I first moved to London
17:29And my testicles got twisted
17:30Ended up in A&E
17:31I had to have an ultrasound on my ball sack
17:35And then they like untwisted them
17:37One nearly died from suffocation
17:40Can you imagine?
17:41How are the twins?
17:41They're alright now
17:43It's good
17:43Thanks for asking
17:44This week The Orange Factor ramped up on Disney Plus
17:48With our favourite 80s romp
17:50This might get you going Nigel
17:53It did with the first day it did
17:55A lot of bonking isn't there
17:56In the stables
17:57Yeah
17:58Wherever
17:58I loved it
17:59I kept thinking though
18:00Why am I not in it?
18:03You could have been in it couldn't you?
18:04Well I just thought
18:05And then my wife said to me
18:06Because you're too old
18:07But there might be a part for a randy granddad
18:11I get embarrassed me when it comes to romance
18:14Do you?
18:15Romance or erotica
18:16Oh erotica
18:17Erotica
18:18Erotica
18:18I like a bit of erotica
18:22Starring
18:24No Nigel Haver
18:25No
18:26What an oversight
18:28I don't know what they're thinking
18:29This is made for you really
18:30What I thought
18:33Hey y'all
18:34Freeway
18:34There we go
18:35Have you ever had a threesome?
18:37Never mind
18:40So what are they rivals for?
18:41Just watch it
18:42Just watch it
18:42What are they rivals for?
18:43I've already said I'm feeling a little bit awkward
18:45That I know this is going to be a bit steamy
18:47You're getting closer and closer
18:48I'm merging with the couch at this point
18:50Can I have a bit of room?
18:52Look at that pillow
18:52Stop looking at me like that
18:54It really sounds like a you problem
18:57Morning Susie
18:58Hi
18:58Morning Mr Barriger
19:00Come on Lizzie
19:00Here you go
19:03Can you please not broadcast the fact
19:04That I've forgotten my script
19:05He's such a wanker
19:07So Lizzie's married to him James
19:08But she's having an affair with Freddie
19:09They've got a bit of a forbidden life
19:10And that's Danny Dyer?
19:12Yes
19:12Okay
19:12I hope this is a rehearsal
19:14Does he have to make notes about my character?
19:15He seems like an absolute
19:17Great guy
19:18Relatable
19:19Down to earth
19:20Nice hairstyle
19:21Look how long that bit of Petrie is by the way
19:22Why is that so long?
19:25I mean Lizzie
19:25For once
19:25Could you please at least try and be supportive of my career?
19:29Arsehole
19:29Oh he is a piece of work isn't he?
19:32You never argue in front of people
19:34No
19:35Because this house is supposed to be cock and balls and the hedge
19:38Oh that's very good cock and balls
19:40She leant against the gate
19:42Her thighs pricked red from the nettles
19:45Anger stepped towards her
19:47So he's reading an extract from Lizzie's book that she's just written
19:50There's something about Danny Dyer
19:52Do you know what I mean?
19:52Like I feel like
19:54I would
19:55Is that
19:56Is that weird?
19:57I feel like he's more your type than mine
19:59That makes sense
20:01That makes sense
20:02He dragged them slowly up her leg and under her skirt
20:05The wet sap of the leaf joining Cecily's ecstasy
20:08He's getting a bit hot here isn't he?
20:10Look at him
20:10Oh we're not going to see an erection are we?
20:12Oh my god can you imagine?
20:13With Freddie busy poolside
20:15His love interest Lizzie
20:17Bumped into the rest of Freddie's family at the studio
20:21No Freddie with you tonight?
20:22No he's not as much into the bar as I am
20:25The mouse is his wife I love her
20:27Okay
20:27That's who I want to be like
20:29He's absolutely cuckoo about the new swimming pool
20:33Honestly I can't tear him away
20:35Oh she's just clocked at his home on his own
20:37It's not the pool he's interested in
20:39Not the pool it's her book mate
20:43Lizzie
20:44Oh Lizzie
20:45She didn't waste any time did she?
20:48Straight round there
20:48Yeah
20:49Like a pigeon on her chip
20:52Here we go
20:53I shouldn't have
20:54Get your mind
20:54Oh look she knows what she's done
20:56I shouldn't have
20:57I shouldn't have
20:57I'm already vibrating
21:02You're bloody brilliant
21:05Oh they're not going to start shagging
21:06I've got to watch this next to you are they?
21:10Oh
21:10Oh no
21:14Get in there boy
21:15Mum
21:15Imagine Danny Dyer bearing down on you
21:18I couldn't bear that one
21:19You couldn't do that on an empty stomach?
21:21No
21:23Oh!
21:24Woo!
21:26Oh my sake
21:27What is that mate?
21:28Why am I trying to watch that whilst I'm eating my pizza?
21:31I'm done
21:33It's like an airy crack
21:35Wow
21:35What?
21:36Oh no no no no no
21:38We don't want to see that
21:42Are they going to do it in the pool?
21:44No they're just jumping in
21:45They're having a fun to swim
21:46Oh look at that
21:47Isn't that great?
21:51Have you ever had sex in a swimming pool Nigel?
21:53Yes I think I probably have
21:55Who was that with?
21:56I'm not going to tell you
21:57Liza Minnelli
22:00Of course
22:01The Duchess of York
22:04Duchess
22:04Oh
22:05I've got all evening
22:06I can go through
22:07All the celebrities I can think of
22:09Would you like one of these little biscuits?
22:11Right now
22:11Shut up
22:12Just stop talking
22:13Mmmm
22:16Somehow I'm late
22:17Ohh
22:18Brest
22:19Go on
22:20I bet Danny Dyer's alright in the sack right?
22:24Jesus Christ
22:24He should have said that should I
22:25Well he must know his way around the bedroom right?
22:28Right alright
22:28A light over there that's quite nice
22:29This remote has
22:341...2...3...4...5...6...7...8...9...10...
22:35Is that a new plant?
22:35Or has that just always been there?
22:37So there's about 30 buttons on this
22:39Yeah I like that one
22:40That's quite a good one up there
22:41That's nice yeah
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28:06If he makes the wrong decision, we're going to say, game over.
28:11Oh, game over.
28:12I find it so funny that the only thing wrong with this dog is it just fucking hates brooms.
28:18So let's just see what happens if I...
28:20Good boy.
28:21Come on, try. Good boy.
28:22Yeah, come on.
28:24Oh, yeah, he wants it. Oh, yeah.
28:28Game over.
28:29Game over.
28:30Oh, well done.
28:31Oh, shit, okay. She's not missing.
28:33Good tone of voice.
28:36Oh, she's weaned him off the broomsies onto doors now.
28:40It's quite triggering for me to watch, listen to that noise, because I did all this with Lola and Stitch.
28:44But now, Troy appears to prefer the new game.
28:49He's taking himself off to bed. Fine, all right, okay. I'll crack on and do a bit.
28:54Look at that. Look at that.
28:57This guy's a genius.
28:58Honestly, Johnny, he's amazing.
29:00Don't go bananas.
29:02Now Mum's doing it.
29:04He's not looking at the brush.
29:06He's barking his head off and looking at Mum.
29:09Oh, she's the problem.
29:10I reckon he thinks it's a threat.
29:12It's a threat.
29:13Let's see.
29:13So Graham wants to flip the focus.
29:16If he behaves, he can stay near Mum.
29:19Oh, look. He loves her.
29:21That's how I like my dogs to be obsessed with me.
29:24Good boy.
29:26Okay, tiny bit of a brush.
29:27Yeah.
29:28That's a bit of progress.
29:30And pause.
29:31Good boy.
29:32Well, you know what?
29:33Brushing one-handed.
29:34Yeah, yeah.
29:35If you've got to brush one-handed.
29:37No, I brush one-handed all the time, eh?
29:39So all she's got to do is not move from that position
29:43and have a Doberman attached to her
29:45at two touch points for the rest of her life.
29:48Troy is learning that staying calm...
29:50Oh, lovely. That's good.
29:52...keeps him close to Mum.
29:53Good boy.
29:54Can't help but notice, though,
29:55the brushing has been heavily affected because of that.
29:58Yeah, yeah.
29:58It's much harder to sort of dual-wield everything going on.
30:03I hated that, by the way.
30:05Mission accomplished.
30:07Nailed it.
30:07Brilliant.
30:08That's excellent.
30:09Good boy.
30:10What?
30:11Has he just solved it?
30:12You love your mum, don't you?
30:13Oh, yeah.
30:15Do you have the detachment issues from her?
30:18Not when she's sweeping.
30:21Charlie jumped up to say hello to me yesterday
30:23and she, you know...
30:25Oh, no, you've got...
30:27Just a claw wick like that.
30:29Only saying hello.
30:30Yeah.
30:31You've got dry skin, Nigel.
30:32I've been lying in the sun.
30:35Yeah, well, there's this thing called moisturiser.
30:37Oh, yes.
30:38Doesn't mean you're a homosexual.
30:39But you put it on...
30:41Okay.
30:41...and your skin improves.
30:43It's a bit dry, isn't it?
30:52In Essex...
30:53There's no place better than finding a...
30:55When you find something, you can get a good coffee and a cake.
30:58Do you know what I mean?
30:58Yeah.
30:59That's the only reason I ever go for walks, really.
31:01Best mates Jordan and Perry.
31:03People like to go for walks, to go for a walk.
31:06Take in nature, maybe get my steps up.
31:09Not for me.
31:09I go with the idea of knowing at some point we're stopping for a coffee and a cake.
31:15Where are your walks?
31:17Normally shopping centres.
31:18I was going to say...
31:20I think you're going to the wrong spots.
31:23You've been to that beautiful park.
31:25I prefer walking around H&M and then just get the coffee.
31:26You're talking about Costa as well.
31:29You know what I mean?
31:30It's not even...
31:30You're nowhere near the wilderness.
31:33On Saturday night, top-tier talent took to the stage for the grand finale on ITV.
31:39You know what?
31:40I do love rubbish telly, do you?
31:42Do you?
31:42Yeah.
31:43Imagine life without telly like this.
31:45Yeah.
31:48Oh, my God.
31:49It's the final.
31:50If I went on Britain's Got Talent...
31:51What would you do?
31:52I would...
31:53I can get my legs behind my head.
31:54Both my legs behind my head.
31:56So you think that's impressive at 52?
31:58It's impressive at any age.
32:00What would I do?
32:01You'd do a Cher impression.
32:03I'd do impressions.
32:04You would...
32:09It's verging on Sandy Toxvig.
32:13In the live episode, Ant and Dec prepared us for the opening act.
32:18Okay, I think you're ready.
32:19I think you're ready.
32:20Her act is very, very dangerous.
32:22So please don't try this at home.
32:25Okay, please do not try this at home.
32:27Okay.
32:28Okay, this is going to be horrible.
32:29Shall we try it?
32:30Yeah, well, we're definitely...
32:31If it's telling us not to try it at home...
32:34Oh, let's all try it.
32:35We're going to have to try it.
32:36Yeah, shall we try it?
32:44Oh, she's one of those.
32:45Oh, no.
32:47It honestly makes me so nervous when there's fire.
32:53Oh, that looks quite good.
32:55That does look amazing.
32:56Oh, go on.
32:57Oh, yes.
32:58Cartwheels while on fire.
32:59Yeah.
33:02More fire, more fire.
33:04I love fire.
33:05Oh, no, that's ended.
33:07You sound like a pyro mania.
33:13She set the duvet alight.
33:18There she goes.
33:20That looks pretty good, actually.
33:22Or is that an illusion?
33:24Or is it...
33:24Oh, no, that's surreal.
33:25Is she really doing that?
33:26Is she?
33:30No!
33:31On the shoulders.
33:32Do you think they've had a lot of practice?
33:34I'd like to think so.
33:35Yeah, I hope so.
33:37I'm on.
33:39I only started doing this today.
33:49Oh, here we go.
33:50This looks exciting.
33:55Oh, no, what's she doing?
33:56Oh, no.
33:57Let me guess.
33:58Is it going to be on fire?
33:59Are they going to do the spinny thing?
34:00You know, when they light up and it spins?
34:02That's all it is, Denise, is spinny things.
34:08Oh, I know.
34:09She's going to do it with her feet.
34:11Wow.
34:11There's just no need, is there?
34:13Oh, for fuck's sake.
34:14Oh, no, no.
34:19Oh, you can't take your eyes off it.
34:22Eee!
34:26She's got one leg now, one leg.
34:28I think if I saw that, I'd be more impressed than seeing it on telly.
34:31Yeah.
34:31I couldn't get away.
34:35Is that it?
34:36What do you mean, is that it?
34:40The end.
34:41Kiss.
34:42That's weird.
34:43That was a weird ending.
34:44A weird ending to a weird show.
34:46You like going to circuses?
34:48Yeah, look.
34:49I did it.
34:49Yeah, yeah.
34:50Do you?
34:52Yeah, I mean...
34:53But you run away to the circus.
34:55Well, Joe's old...
34:58Joe's dad did.
34:59Did it, yeah.
34:59He run away to the circus.
35:00People used to run away to them, didn't they?
35:02Of course, his dad did it.
35:04Yeah, the fair in the circus.
35:04You know, back in the 50s, 60s, whatever.
35:07Yeah, no, that's...
35:08He fucked off with a circus.
35:09Yeah, man.
35:12In London...
35:13Sometimes in my iron shirts I do a couple of buttons up
35:15and you put the shirt on
35:17and then you forget to do the rest of the buttons up.
35:20Jennifer and her daughter Beattie.
35:23Did you just go out with her?
35:25I was walking around and I suddenly looked down
35:27and I had one button down.
35:29And I thought, who have I seen?
35:34Who have...
35:34Where have I been?
35:36And no one has said,
35:37we can see your bra and your stomach.
35:42On Friday,
35:43they were keeping things close to home on ITV News.
35:47Snacks.
35:49Is that supper?
35:50No, that's your starter.
35:52Do you know watermelon?
35:54Yeah.
35:54Put that...
35:56Squeeze it on?
35:57Squeeze it on and it's meant to, like,
35:58enhance the flavour of the watermelon.
36:00Does me naughty.
36:01I so cannot leave the news alone
36:04with what's going on at the moment.
36:06Well, it's just brainwashing, isn't it?
36:08Well, it's lunatic, isn't it?
36:10That's in charge of America.
36:12You end up doing what the news tells you to do.
36:16Well...
36:16Which is a bit weird for me.
36:18This is the ITV Evening News
36:20with Lucrezia Millerini.
36:22Lucrezia Millerini?
36:24What's that?
36:25Mm.
36:25Wow.
36:26Who invented this idea?
36:28Mm.
36:29Now, if you're planning to spend your holidays
36:31in the UK this summer,
36:32you are not alone.
36:34The travel trade says there's set to be a staycation boom.
36:37I used to always go to my nan's caravan in Clacton
36:40and I loved it.
36:40I think there's a lot to be said
36:42for going on holiday at home.
36:43I don't know.
36:43When I think about favourite UK holiday destinations,
36:46it's got to just be, um...
36:48I just like London.
36:50There's lots to do in London.
36:51You live in London?
36:52I live in London.
36:52It doesn't count as a holiday.
36:53You live there.
36:54But I'm still yet to actually discover London.
36:57You can't just stay where you are
36:58and call it a holiday.
36:59With holidaymakers keen to avoid airport delays
37:01or disruption caused by the war against Iran.
37:04Well, and also all those queues at the...
37:06The queues for their...
37:07Yeah, because they've got to identify themselves
37:09with their past because of Brexit.
37:11Which leads me to my point
37:13that I think if you voted Brexit,
37:15you should be in that queue
37:17and if you didn't vote for Brexit...
37:19You should be straight through.
37:20..you should be straight through
37:21and go in the quick one.
37:22Our consumer editor, Chris Choi,
37:24reports from Bognar Regis.
37:26Bognar's lovely.
37:26You used to do Bognar as a kid
37:28in a caravan park.
37:30Did ya?
37:30From the holidays.
37:31Where is it Wales, Bognar Regis?
37:33I'm not sure where Bognar Regis is.
37:34I've heard of it.
37:35I don't think I've ever been there.
37:37Have you been there?
37:37I don't know.
37:38I don't know.
37:39You know if you've been Bognar.
37:40You know what?
37:41We can Google.
37:42Google it, then.
37:44I've not got me Google.
37:46Rising popularity can mean rising prices, too.
37:49Oh.
37:50Are they jacking the prices up in Bognar?
37:52The prices up in Bognar?
37:54Oh, don't.
37:55A 20% year-on-year increase
37:57in average daily rates
37:58for short-term rentals
37:59last month in Cornwall.
38:01Can I tell you what it's good for?
38:04It's good for the bloody country, mate.
38:06Yeah, yeah.
38:06You know what I mean?
38:07You know what I mean?
38:07We're spending our money at home.
38:09Yeah, we're right here, mate.
38:11I'm right here.
38:12It's around 12% in the Scottish Highlands
38:14and 9% in West Wales.
38:16Looks like we're going to Wales.
38:189%.
38:18We're all heading to West Wales.
38:19Scotland I back
38:20because I love me some Highlands with the dogs.
38:23Yeah.
38:23There's a holiday question
38:24faced by millions this summer.
38:26Should I stay or should I go?
38:28You know what?
38:29Can I say,
38:30I live in an holiday destiny.
38:32I don't like I'm on permanent holiday.
38:35Yeah.
38:36Well...
38:36Imagine that.
38:37Yeah.
38:38On permanent holiday.
38:39I think you've been on a permanent holiday
38:40for at least the last 40 years.
38:50In Manchester...
38:51B, I've got you a present, right?
38:53What is it?
38:54It's a mask.
38:55It's a mask.
38:56Right.
38:57I get it now.
38:58I get the concept of it.
38:59But it is like,
39:00shaped like a...
39:02Oh, but you know what I realise?
39:03Go on.
39:04I can see behind me.
39:06Sean and Bess.
39:07So if you're a spy
39:08and you're walking down the road...
39:10I spy with one eye.
39:11Oh, you can see if anyone's following you.
39:14Let me look.
39:14Yeah, let me see.
39:15Let me try.
39:16Let me see.
39:16That is...
39:18Now I've got that,
39:20it changes the whole thing.
39:22Shut one eye.
39:23I've got one eye shut.
39:25I'm looking to see the thing.
39:26I can't see anything.
39:28Let me see my other eye.
39:30No, I can't.
39:32I can't see behind me.
39:33Yeah, you haven't got the movement.
39:34I have.
39:35Oh, yeah, you know what?
39:36I can see my hand behind me.
39:38Yeah, yeah,
39:39you might not even know
39:40you're looking behind you
39:41because...
39:41That's a point.
39:43It's like looking forward
39:44but backwards.
39:46This week,
39:47it was the latest instalment
39:48of this horror film franchise
39:50that had us scared stiff.
39:52Oh, I like a bit of a horror film.
39:54Do you?
39:54Oh, I'm behind the sofa.
39:55Are you?
39:56Oh.
39:56That's what we're watching.
39:57What's that?
39:58Scream 7!
40:01Scream 7!
40:14Oh, here we go.
40:16The standard opening car down a misty lane.
40:21Already I'm going and things are going to be awful.
40:23Oh, really?
40:24Are you quivering already, Nigel?
40:25Holy shit.
40:31Oh, that's the house from the old Scream?
40:35Okay, that's the serial killer for the first movie.
40:38It's his house.
40:42Oh, it's an Airbnb.
40:44They can rent it out.
40:46It's an Airbnb.
40:47Oh, my God.
40:47Stop it.
40:49A real-life murder house.
40:51It's perfect.
40:52For what?
40:53What's it perfect for?
40:54Perfect for you, weird dog.
40:55Get a life.
40:56I stay in a murder house nearly every day.
40:57I stay in a murder house, haven't we now?
40:59Yeah, yeah.
41:00You live in a murder house.
41:03Fucking murder it is.
41:05Shake it out.
41:05Shake it out.
41:07I feel like I'm going to pee my pants.
41:11Oh, my God.
41:11You sick bastard.
41:13I don't know if I'd like it if my boyfriend was, like,
41:15gassed to be at a place where people have been murdered.
41:17Look, people got killed here, darling.
41:19What a great night.
41:20I know.
41:21Red flag.
41:21What the fuck is wrong with you?
41:22Red flag.
41:23I could just take it out of a Toby Carvery and fucking calm down.
41:26Yeah.
41:31Scott?
41:32Oh, here we go.
41:34I'm holding on to you.
41:35Is that all right?
41:36Yeah.
41:40Scott!
41:41Oh, no.
41:42Where's Scott gone?
41:43Scott's gone missing already.
41:46Oh.
41:51Ah!
41:52Christ, I'm a cardigan!
41:59What did you shout out?
42:01Cardigan?
42:03Christ in a cardigan.
42:05Christ in a cardigan.
42:09Oh!
42:10Oh, it's okay.
42:11I thought it was him.
42:12I thought it was him.
42:13So, with ease there, then, who the bloody hell was that?
42:15I feel sick.
42:16There's somebody in that room with a ghost face mask on.
42:20Do not go in there.
42:22Scott!
42:22He's going to get it now.
42:24He's going to go do the manly thing and investigate.
42:28And then he'll get stabbed.
42:29Yeah, I do hope so.
42:34You're not going to die tonight.
42:36I mean, it was fake.
42:38She's cause of our old scene over nothing.
42:40Why would you take anyone to this horrible house?
42:48Oh, here we go.
42:49Oh, don't answer the phone.
42:50That's the thing here.
42:52The phone rings.
42:54Yeah.
42:54Hello?
42:55You're going to die tonight.
42:59That's the murderer?
43:00Is it?
43:00Yeah.
43:01You like scary movies.
43:02You're going to die tonight.
43:05Listen, you little bitch.
43:07I'm going to slice you open and rip your guts out.
43:10Did you just call me a bitch?
43:11She's upset about being called a bitch.
43:13I'd maybe be more upset about the death threat.
43:15You'd freak out, wouldn't you?
43:16If I got a voice change and I was calling you all the time like that.
43:19Especially if you went, hi, you little bitch.
43:22Yeah, probably.
43:23What about we do?
43:26Scott?
43:29They never make it in time.
43:32Oh, my God.
43:32I feel sick, George.
43:34Oh, I don't like it.
43:35Where's Scott?
43:44Oh, my God.
43:45It's in the shadows.
43:47Can you see the face?
43:48Can you see it?
43:49Yeah.
43:54Scott.
44:01Oh, no.
44:02Oh, no.
44:03Oh, no.
44:03I don't like it.
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45:34Oh my god, Cirque du Soleil.
45:38Oh no.
45:41No!
45:43Oh Jesus!
45:44Did she roll onto the knife?
45:46Yes, she did.
45:46Oh my god, Johnny.
45:47It's not good news.
45:53Oh, he's setting the place on fire.
45:54Oh, awesome.
45:55How kind.
45:55She's going to set fire to the house now.
45:57She's going to set fire to the house, love.
45:57What a bastard.
46:06Christ, that's how the film begins.
46:09That's just the beginning.
46:10Well, I'm exhausted.
46:12Well, I'm exhausted.
46:12I'm just making that.
46:13I'm emotionally drained.
46:15I might have to go lighter.
46:16Have a chocolate.
46:17Yes.
46:17This will pack you up.
46:19Take your mind off it.
46:20Oh my god.
46:21Oh my god.
46:21Oh my god.
46:21Oh my god.
46:21Oh my god.
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