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00:39It's easy to be distracted by stuff you see on the farm.
00:44Barn elves especially.
00:50But the fact is, I had two big jobs on my to-do list.
00:56Number one, work out how we'd celebrate Christmas at the pub.
01:03And number two...
01:07Decide what to do about the London rally that was being planned by farmers
01:11to protest about the budget.
01:19It's March.
01:21Next week, Tuesday.
01:22The question is, do we go?
01:27Because if it turns ugly, you know, people start flinging, you know,
01:32some people turn up to muck spreaders and things
01:34and start covering public buildings in slurry like the French do.
01:37Do you want to be associated with that?
01:40And if you don't go, does it look like you're not backing the farmers?
01:45Oh, God.
01:46I don't want to be in a riot.
01:49I don't want to be in a riot.
01:50And quite a few people are saying that I should make a speech.
01:56I mean, I'm going to have to go.
01:58I don't like big crowds and I'm literally going to be in the middle of a big crowd.
02:02I'm going to be the worst person there.
02:03I don't mind a crowd.
02:04And, you know, it's nice to go down to London.
02:06I'll be able to talk about Al Pacino and people will know what I'm on about.
02:10So, are you going?
02:12I think I'm going to go and I'm going to lay on a coach.
02:18So that if, well, for two reasons.
02:21One, it's a nice thing to do.
02:23And the other thing, this is for farmers to go to London.
02:25And the other is, if there's a coach going, it will stop a farmer taking a tractor and a muck
02:30spreader.
02:31All right, I'll be on the bus then, yeah?
02:34And I'm going to make a decision on speaking, kind of, when I'm there.
02:38Because, you know, if you're standing in the middle of flares going off and slurry being flung around the place...
02:44You don't want to be doing a speech then, do you?
02:45It's haste to retreat.
02:46I'll be off then.
02:47Well, you won't, because you don't know your way around London.
02:49No, I'll stick with you.
02:50Stick with me.
02:51Yeah.
02:54Discussion over, Caleb and I went to see the unround-uppable Easy Care sheep.
02:59How are you?
03:00Because their new Easy Care boyfriends were being delivered.
03:04They're mice. Why have I got two mice?
03:08Wooly mice.
03:09Yeah.
03:10Also, quite small testes.
03:13It's only because it's cold.
03:15Oh, is it?
03:18Once Caleb had slathered their chests in marker paints,
03:21so we'd know which sheep they'd serviced,
03:24the rams trotted off to meet the ladies.
03:31That one is tiny.
03:33But again, you know, Easy Care's, they're more feminine,
03:36they don't look like your average really big rams.
03:40I then told Louise that one of the ewes had died
03:43and she had a rather surprising theory about why.
03:48You know what?
03:48Well, I think I'd maybe left the sister or something at home
03:53and it's just gone into a complete spiral of despair
03:56that its sister wasn't with it.
03:58Really?
04:00Pony then?
04:01Yeah.
04:02Actually, you don't have a broken heart then?
04:04Yes, yes.
04:05Who knew?
04:07Oh, look, they're off.
04:09They're off.
04:10But the women are running away, so...
04:12Well, they always do, to be fair, at first.
04:19Leaving the rams to the romancing,
04:22I headed over to the pub
04:23because, apparently,
04:25there'd been a disturbance in the force.
04:31Annie tells me somebody has had an accident in here.
04:55No way!
04:58I was so astonished I had to get a second opinion.
05:03For fuck's sake!
05:08And even a third...
05:10That's vile.
05:13That's actually vile.
05:15I can't be one person.
05:17That's gotta be, like, five people.
05:20This...
05:21event...
05:22could not have happened on a worse day.
05:26Because some very special guests were inbound.
05:30I'd always been keen for the pub to host live music evenings
05:34and Lisa, having trawled through her Irish address book,
05:39had managed to book the cause.
05:45And a couple of hours later,
05:47with the car park hosting a full-on hazmat clean-up operation,
05:52they arrived.
05:54Hello.
05:56Hi there, I'm very well. How are you?
05:58So, here we are.
06:00When was the last time you played at a venue smaller than this?
06:06Oh!
06:07Oh!
06:08Once inside, they began the sound check.
06:12So, go on, go on.
06:15Come on, believe me, breathless.
06:19And as I was taking in this surreal moment,
06:23this cheerfulness arrived.
06:26Amazing, isn't it?
06:27It is.
06:28But I have been thinking...
06:30Health and safe notes, Alvin.
06:32What?
06:32It's going to be quite difficult to go to the loo
06:34while they're singing.
06:38Why?
06:41Because they're right there.
06:43Oh!
06:45I'll cancel it.
06:47I know.
06:48And, you know power's not perfect here,
06:51and we have this volume.
06:51So, there's some worry that, you know,
06:53we're going to have to turn stuff off in there
06:57when they start singing.
06:59The problem is...
07:01Well, the problem is, we've got people booked in, you know,
07:05right away, 8.45 onwards.
07:09So, we're still going to be serving food.
07:10So, what you're saying is we can't serve food...
07:13Main...
07:13...and have a gig on at the same time.
07:16Do you want Andrea Core to be giving you a bollocky...
07:19Or a sausage roll.
07:20Or a sausage roll.
07:21Let's have the cores.
07:31This seems very exciting.
07:32Once the sound check was over...
07:34Those acoustics aren't bad, are they?
07:36They're really good.
07:38I showed the cores to their dressing room.
07:40It's actually my office, which I've given over to you.
07:43That's very nice.
07:45Lovely.
07:46Yeah, mind the steps.
07:47This is...
07:49Wow.
07:50Yeah, it smells a bit.
07:51Who did the decor?
07:53Ah, the Smarties are particularly...
07:55No, no, no, not Smarties.
07:57What are they?
07:57M&M's?
07:59Yeah, but what have we done?
08:00Just to show...
08:01You've taken out the brown ones!
08:03There.
08:03We took out the brown ones.
08:05I thought it was Van Halen.
08:08Yeah, it could have been.
08:09I thought it was Prince.
08:10Anyway, this is you bringing them.
08:13There's my office chair.
08:14You're more than welcome.
08:15Wow.
08:15So I'm sorry it's not bigger,
08:17and I'm sorry that there's a beam in it,
08:19but just, well, you're on at, what, eight?
08:22And it's now five.
08:25Anyway, I'll leave you to it.
08:26I'm just going to go out and close the door.
08:27Do you think we could get a heater?
08:28Do you want to lock us in there?
08:28Fan heater?
08:29Yeah, like a heater.
08:30Are you sure?
08:31Well, the problem is we haven't got enough electricity.
08:34Oh.
08:34We're genuinely worried.
08:36It's either cooking tonight or singing.
08:39Okay.
08:39And you won't be disturbed in here.
08:41That's important.
08:41Okay.
08:42See you later, guys.
08:43Thanks, Jeremy.
08:44Best of luck.
08:51Two hours and 55 minutes later,
08:54the cause were, understandably, quite keen to get on stage.
08:59Oh, God.
09:03I do love you touring with James May.
09:05I think that's great.
09:06It's nice to see you.
09:07Painful employment.
09:08Yeah.
09:10Ladies and gentlemen.
09:13Thank you very much.
09:16Next week, they will be performing at the O2.
09:20But tonight, they will be performing in The Farmer's Dog,
09:24the first band to do so.
09:26Ladies and gentlemen, The Cores!
09:33Good evening, you fine folk of The Farmer's Dog.
09:37Good evening, you fine folk of The Farmer's Dog.
09:53So go on.
09:56Go on.
09:57Come on.
09:58Believe me.
09:59Breathless.
10:00And it takes me until I can't deny this, I would run away with you.
10:24Do you remember The Cores?
10:26No.
10:27No, there they are.
10:29No, there they are.
10:36By the end, Charlie had stopped worrying about electricity
10:40and laboratories and had even taken to the dance floor.
11:01Thank you very much.
11:04Thank you very much.
11:06Thank you very much.
11:08Afterwards, their biggest fan of many years standing
11:12couldn't wait to congratulate them.
11:15Lovely to meet you.
11:16That was amazing.
11:16Thank you.
11:18That vibe, honestly, I was, for me, tonight is the full pinch pinch.
11:23When you go, we had this idea of what the pub would be like.
11:27And then you look at this and go, we've done it.
11:30We've actually done it.
11:40A couple of days later, it was time for another big event.
11:45Only this one was much more serious.
11:49Look at this.
11:51Hello, all.
11:52Because today was the day of the farmers rally in London.
12:09Morning, all.
12:11Hello.
12:12Hello.
12:13James.
12:14James.
12:15Charlie.
12:19The diddly squat convoy thundered down the M40.
12:26And once it reached London, I sought advice on the conundrum running round my head.
12:33Right, to speak or not to speak, do we have a vote?
12:39What, just generally speak or not to speak?
12:41Well, the doctor told me not to speak. Amazon's told me not to speak.
12:53There it is, Caleb, look.
12:54What's that?
12:55That's the Royal Albert Hall.
12:57Is that a museum?
12:58No.
12:59Is that it?
13:02At the end of this street is Parliament Square, where the House of Parliament are.
13:07Right, let's get kitted up.
13:11Morning, morning.
13:13Are you all completely lost now, I'm guessing, aren't you?
13:16Sorry, I lived here 30 years. Follow me, I know where we're going.
13:21None of us fancied being part of a riot-hungry mob,
13:25but when we reached Whitehall, the location of the rally,
13:29veteran broadcaster Andrew Marr sort of put that worry to bed.
13:34It's early in the day.
13:35It's only 11 o'clock or so, and it's wet.
13:38There's lots of comments about this.
13:39It's going to be overtaken by the far right.
13:41It was going to be extremist.
13:42And I've come down to look, and this is mainstream, patient, weather-beaten,
13:47and decent Britain on the streets. It's really impressive.
13:52Isle of Wight, Hertfordshire, Devon.
13:59We're quite a small farm, only about just over 200 acres,
14:02but it's going to hit us hard.
14:04We're arable.
14:05We'll never ever be able to afford what they want us to pay,
14:08and we will have to sell up.
14:10How can you ask people to give up a lifestyle
14:14and punish them for producing food and looking after the countryside?
14:20Meanwhile, Charlie had been asked by a reporter for a quick comment,
14:24and she was indeed getting his version of quick.
14:28And out of those 1,500, there will be a minority that are not impacted
14:33by the combination of business and agricultural property.
14:36You know, it has a massive impact.
14:38But yes, financially, but also on confidence to invest in future production.
14:44And you've just, you know, that confidence has just been pulled away.
14:51Dairy cows worth 2,000, that's 1.2 million.
14:53So they'll have a tax liability on the actual asset that they're producing milk from.
14:58We're two minutes open tomorrow now, so if that's OK to wrap, that'd be great.
15:02Thank you so much.
15:04By noon, with Whitehall absolutely packed
15:07by thousands of farmers and their families,
15:10the speakers took to the stage.
15:13This week in the Lords, I spoke against this proposal
15:17from the Labour benches, and from every bench in that house,
15:21Conservative, Liberal Democrat, cross benches and even the bishops.
15:25The speakers condemned this policy.
15:29You have the backing of the nation for what you are doing here today.
15:37Very good.
15:40I'm Olly Harrison.
15:42I'm just an arable farmer from near Liverpool.
15:45My family has farmed in Tarbuck for 175 years,
15:50with me being the fifth generation,
15:52and James Dreaming of being the sixth.
16:01Why do we farm?
16:04Why do we accept low prices?
16:07Why do we put up with low wages and long hours?
16:12I'll tell you why.
16:14We farm for our children.
16:18We farm to feed the nation.
16:22We farm because it's in our blood.
16:25And we farm because we love it.
16:30No one does it for the money.
16:33There is none.
16:36Do they know what it's like to get up at 4am to feed cows?
16:40No!
16:42Do they know what it's like to give CPR to a weak lamb?
16:46No!
16:48Do they know what it's like to unblock a combine at 2am
16:51with bleeding hands and knuckles because of the thistle in it?
16:55No!
16:57Do the government even know where food comes from?
17:00No!
17:03Today we come together to show the government we will be heard.
17:07Downing Street, if you can hear us, you need to fix this.
17:19I couldn't possibly match the emotional power of Ollie's words.
17:25But I did think there was one point I could make.
17:29Hello, everybody!
17:32Now, I know a lot of people all across the country and all walks of life
17:36took a bit of a kick on the shin with that budget.
17:39You lot got a knee in the nuts!
17:44I know you've heard a lot about it today and I'm not going to dwell on that.
17:48I will just say this.
17:51Rachel Reeves has told us, what is it, 72% of farms are going to be unaffected by this.
17:59Let's see if we can educate her here.
18:01How many people here, if you'd raise your hands, are from a family farm?
18:06I want to see...
18:07Right.
18:08That's a lot of hands.
18:09Now, I want you to lower them, if, if, you think, and you've had time to work this out,
18:16you think you're going to be unaffected by the changes to APR and BPR.
18:20Put your hands down if you're going to be unaffected.
18:22Perfected.
18:24Thank you.
18:25My case rests.
18:30Thank you, everybody.
18:41In the end, I was glad I'd gone to the rally and spoken.
18:45But not everyone shared that view.
18:50Doctor went berserk with me last night.
18:54What for?
18:55What, just...
18:56She went...
18:58You know, we told you to have six weeks' rest.
19:01She said, I meant sitting by the fire drinking minestrone soup.
19:05Reading a book.
19:10I haven't been doing that.
19:14What can I do, Kay?
19:15Caleb and Lisa obviously agreed with the doctor,
19:18because when I tried to help them with the cow weighing,
19:21I was immediately fired.
19:24No, no, no, don't.
19:26Stop it.
19:27Just don't.
19:29OK.
19:29You're going to hurt your back, and then you're going to...
19:31We're going to go...
19:32I love this.
19:34This is great.
19:35I know you don't want me helping, but who would do this without me?
19:38I mean...
19:38Well, I think Caleb and I could manage this.
19:41Go on.
19:425.92.
19:44Having been shooed away, I did some irritating government paperwork.
19:50But this quickly became boring.
19:53So I went down to the woods to cut down a Christmas tree for the pub.
19:59Where are they?
20:00Yes, there's a tree.
20:03It's a beauty.
20:05I must be careful...
20:08...not to cut myself, because I'm on blood thinners.
20:12As it turned out, this wasn't the medical issue that mattered.
20:41Like, how did you hurt?
20:41I was so pissed.
20:41You need to know the dead, you know?
20:46You could see, you know the dead?
20:56Ben de bu, nesine ihtiyacımda var.
21:04Bu gece nasıl vyurduk?
21:10Muhtemelen bu tarifle bu Einadırlar'ı kitap hết.
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30:14I know, I went to Stalaggluv 3 the other day, it's interesting.
30:17Which is impressive, but I'm not sure it's the right theme.
30:21Plastic animals.
30:23That would look great.
30:25I mean, it wouldn't, but it would be great.
30:27That's the first good idea you've had.
30:32Later that night, Lisa decided that all her geese guests
30:35should be made to share her pain.
30:39Yes, and I thought all these geese would last from now
30:42until Christmas Day.
30:44No, no, no. You've eaten them all tonight, apparently.
30:51As for me...
30:54Charlie had eventually signed off on my grotto plan,
30:58but I couldn't start on it just yet.
31:02That's it.
31:03Because with winter now upon us...
31:06Hello, cows and endgame!
31:08The time had come to move our four-legged residence.
31:12Sorry, cows.
31:14Into the warmth of their barn.
31:16What are you doing that for?
31:18You're not boxing!
31:20You might come at me.
31:21Good endgame.
31:23Yes, my friend, aren't you?
31:28That's good!
31:32And that, my dear, is how you move sheeps.
31:38Once the animals were sorted, I could get cracking with my grotto.
31:45And having advertised in nearby villages for a Santa...
31:52A local chap had applied for the job.
31:54I can learn again when I can, but, you know, I've got four dogs.
31:58And you're not a paedophile?
32:00Not a paedophile, no.
32:02Right.
32:04With the cheques done and Santa hired...
32:07The next job was to move the goose hut up to the pub.
32:13And once that was done, I could start turning it into a grotto.
32:19Erm, here's my plan.
32:22We're going to have the aminals and the nativity scene in there,
32:27with straw on the floor.
32:28And then in here will be Father Christmas's grotto,
32:32so we'll have to carpet this.
32:34And this will be Snuggie.
32:38And lo, the geese shall go, and there shall be rugs.
32:44Right.
32:46Presents.
32:50Technically, these aren't reindeer, but...
32:54Yeah.
32:59And there shall be light.
33:03Elf of the week.
33:06His writing desk.
33:13Santa's weed.
33:15Once I'd furnished Santa's grotto and laid out the nativity scene...
33:20This is amazing. Look at this.
33:22I thought it wise to refresh my memory about the birth of the baby Jesus.
33:28So I've got myself, from the local church, a Bible.
33:35And in Matthew, it says that Mary was pledged to be married to Joseph.
33:42I thought they were married. Okay, they were engaged.
33:45But before they came together, she was found to be with child through the Holy Spirit.
33:49Now, he presents that as a fact. No checking, no backup.
33:53She's pregnant with the Holy Spirit.
33:55And because Joseph, her husband, was a righteous man and did not want to expose her to public disgrace,
34:02he had in mind to divorce her quietly.
34:04What?
34:07I've never read that before.
34:09But after he had considered this, an angel of the Lord appeared to him in a dream and said,
34:14Joseph, son of David, do not be afraid to take Mary home as your wife,
34:18because what is conceived in her is from the Holy Spirit.
34:23Then the virgin, well, she isn't, will be with child and will give birth to a son,
34:28and they will call him Emmanuel.
34:32What?
34:35Emmanuel? Why...
34:37Why would they name the child after a 70s porn film?
34:42Honestly, Matthew, he writes like I do.
34:46It's just all made up as he's going along.
34:48Besides Matthew's baffling version of events, there was a more immediate issue,
34:54as I explained to the Reverend Cooper upon his arrival.
34:59What worries me, Caleb?
35:01Yeah.
35:02This was what we rented as the infant baby Jesus.
35:08Look at the hair.
35:09That's quite a lot of hair.
35:11That's taken some growth in that...
35:13I mean, that is basically, this is the son of Barry Gibb.
35:17Who's Barry Gibb?
35:19For me, the offspring of a BG simply didn't work as the baby Jesus.
35:24So, I'd bought an alternative.
35:27It looks awful.
35:28Well, it looks better than this.
35:30Will you get some swaddling clothes on that?
35:33It's got a hat on it.
35:34It's a cabbage patch Jesus.
35:38Is it a cabbage patch? I think it is.
35:40It's not a cabbage patch.
35:41Isn't it?
35:41Basically calling it a vegetable, saying that.
35:43It wasn't born with a hat back in whatever BC it was or something.
35:48Whatever BC it was?
35:49I don't know. When was it?
35:51Nought. That's the point.
35:53Well, it's not BC.
35:55Oh, come on. It's true. Caleb.
35:58Do you know what BC stands for?
36:00No. I thought it was probably...
36:01Before Christ.
36:02So, there were people before Christ?
36:04Yeah, there were people before Christ.
36:06So, I thought the whole intention of the Bible was that God come along, created Jesus and that was like
36:11the birth of people.
36:14No?
36:16No.
36:17Well, where do you think Mary and Joseph were? How did they happen?
36:20I don't know. I thought they were once a T-Rex and then all of a sudden they were a
36:23monkey and then they come to this.
36:25There was a T-Rex and a monkey and then Mary and Joseph had...
36:29I just thought evolution come along and, you know, we were once a monkey and then we started talking and
36:33then all of a sudden we started becoming demons.
36:34Yes, that's evolution. That's what happened.
36:37Yeah, so, that's why I thought this happened.
36:39No. No. The Bible tells us that...
36:42Well, it's fake because she can't get pregnant without having a penis inside her.
36:46Well, she did.
36:47It's impossible.
36:48Well, he believed her. Anyway, let's not get bogged down in that.
36:52Who's Gloria?
36:53It's actually the angel Gabriel who's brought a towel along with Gloria written on it.
36:57She's obviously got the sex of the infant wrong.
37:00It looks great, isn't it?
37:01Yeah.
37:01The kids are going to love this, eh?
37:03I know they are.
37:05And I still hadn't finished.
37:08Because despite Charlie's enthusiasm for the animals being plastic,
37:13I thought my grotto would be better if it had some real livestock.
37:18So, while I decorated the outside...
37:21...lovely job.
37:22...Charles Darwin went off to get some.
37:29Welcome, goats, to your new home.
37:32Come on.
37:33In you go.
37:34Come on, you.
37:35Go on.
37:36Look round the corner like, what the fuck is that?
37:39Well, that's their nemesis.
37:40I mean, this is the symbol of the devil.
37:42And in there is the baby Jesus.
37:47Look at them happy goats.
37:50Oh, he's having a piss already in there.
37:52Oh, what's he done?
37:53He's eating the fairy lights.
37:55Is that actually powered by electricity?
37:58We should...
37:58Yeah.
37:58I need to stop that.
38:00Shit.
38:00They're going to electrocute themselves.
38:03We have an emergency.
38:04Here you go.
38:06Is that the mistletoe?
38:08Huh?
38:08Right.
38:09No, it's a holly.
38:10Okay.
38:11Isn't it?
38:12I don't know.
38:14Oh, fuck!
38:20It's just glass here.
38:22Oh, fuck!
38:23It's to stop the goats coming in here, mate.
38:26It wasn't there earlier though.
38:28Yeah, well, it is now.
38:29I put it in to stop the goats coming into our Santa scene.
38:34Oh, no.
38:35Don't eat baby Jesus.
38:38I'm getting old.
38:43Eventually, I had to break away from the grotto
38:46because Dillwyn was coming over to check and vaccinate the Easy Care sheep again.
38:53And up at their field, where clearly a lot of ram action had been going on,
38:58Caleb had nearly done a good job of rounding them up.
39:03The fence is on.
39:05Why is that one not in, Caleb?
39:07Can't get it in.
39:08What?
39:09He is an arsehole.
39:11Why won't you go in?
39:13Here, can you go and open that gate?
39:14I've got it.
39:15Go and open that gate.
39:16Quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick.
39:17I can't do quick.
39:18Hold that.
39:19Hold that far end.
39:20Shush your noise.
39:21Stop it.
39:22Ow!
39:22You fucking sheep.
39:24Oh, my God.
39:25Stop!
39:27Fuck's sake!
39:30Hello, sheeps.
39:31With your triangular Easy Birth heads.
39:36Vagina-friendly head shapes.
39:38That's what you've got.
39:39Jeremy!
39:40Jeremy!
39:41Go on.
39:41Hey, hey, hey, hey.
39:42All right, just slowly.
39:44Hold that far again.
39:45Ow!
39:47Ah, fuck!
39:49Ah!
39:51It's electrified.
39:52Ah!
39:53Ah!
39:55Ah!
39:55Holy shit.
40:00You let one out.
40:01Oh, don't.
40:02I think it's just broke my finger.
40:04These Easy Care sheep...
40:06Yeah?
40:07...are proving to...
40:08Well, they've damn nearly turned him into...
40:11Both my arms.
40:13Oh, my finger is really painful.
40:16Being a vet, Dillwyn wasn't really interested in our human injuries.
40:21He just wanted to vaccinate the sheep against a rather nasty new disease.
40:26Blue tongue.
40:27Am I right in saying it's like a little midge, a little mosquito-y thing?
40:31Blue tongue is caused by a virus, which is carried by midges.
40:35Midges.
40:36And they started in Holland, blew across the channel.
40:39Yep.
40:40And blue tongue also kills sheep.
40:41Okay.
40:42Well, let's get on and inject them.
40:48Pinch of skin?
40:49Yeah, pinch of skin.
40:51Work it in there.
40:54Are you marking them?
40:56Yeah.
40:57It's not a brilliant look.
40:58They look like Adam and the Ants.
41:00Dillwyn then decided, as we'd finally got the sheep in a pen,
41:04he should clip their toenails.
41:07Is this going to stop them being laid?
41:09That is the plan.
41:11Just sit still.
41:12Be like a cow.
41:14Normally, when you have them on their back, they just sit there.
41:17Oh, wow.
41:18It's like you're doing a nail salon.
41:21One down, 58 to go.
41:24Is this sheep number three you're doing now?
41:26Two.
41:28We're going to be here all day.
41:29Yeah.
41:34With all the sheeps fully manicured,
41:37we could get back to the grotto,
41:38which still needed some finishing touches.
41:41Starting with my snow machine.
41:45All right, I think this is how you do it.
41:52Look at that.
41:53That's wicked.
41:57We are not going to feature in the Daily Mail's
42:00annual shit Christmas grotto photo, are we?
42:04But it's sticking to the trees, though, it looks...
42:07And then, to complete the nativity scene...
42:12Come on, Brittany.
42:14Whoa, now what do you think of this, goats?
42:18Something else to eat.
42:20I love donkeys.
42:27Oh, no, no.
42:29Oh, shit.
42:31Jesus is having a tough time, I must be honest.
42:34Over in the Santa section of the grotto,
42:36I then spotted another problem.
42:39We're going to need a cameraman in here
42:41so we can film the scene of Santa with the children.
42:45But that would rather spoil the mood if you put that in here.
42:49I then had a brainwave,
42:51which required the help of our camera assistant.
42:55Joey?
42:56Joey?
42:58Mate.
43:00This is a big ask.
43:09Are you serious?
43:16An hour later, everything was ready in the farmer's dog Christmas grotto.
43:22Even the cast of characters.
43:26This looks amazing.
43:27Santa!
43:28Hello, little boy.
43:30Well, that's debatable.
43:34As the first of the families turned up...
43:37Oh, hello.
43:42Charlie arrived, and even he was impressed.
43:46You know I have my doubts about this thing.
43:49I know, you have your doubts about everything.
43:51I know, well, we're...
43:53It's really good, actually.
43:54And the business plan.
43:55£10 a ticket.
43:57The presents were £4.
44:00Yeah.
44:01Father Christmas.
44:01Can't remember how much we're paying him, not much.
44:04We're using a camera assistant as an elf.
44:06Yeah.
44:07So, of your £10, have you taken 20% off?
44:09Oh, I don't know.
44:11What?
44:11£10?
44:12Why are you bringing accountancy into the festers?
44:14Of the ten, we only keep eight, because we have to give 20% to the government.
44:19Anyway, listen.
44:20This is the biggest problem.
44:21Never mind your accountancy.
44:23What?
44:24No!
44:25Why?
44:26Jesus is being tossed around like an empty pair of pyjamas.
44:30Are you ready?
44:32Oh, no!
44:33Oh!
44:34Oh!
44:35Oh, no!
44:37Oh!
44:37Get away!
44:41While the endlessly comedic goats laid waste to the grotto, it was time for the rest of
44:46of us to down tools and, in our own diddly-squat way, celebrate Christmas.
44:55Out on the roads, we joined all the local farmers who'd temporarily forgotten about Rachel Reeves,
45:01so they could entertain the children with their annual Christmas tractor run.
45:12How are you?
45:14How are you?
45:16Meanwhile, at the farmer's dog, we hosted a Christmas lock-in for all the people who'd helped us make it
45:22a success.
45:25All right, guys, help yourselves. The bar is open.
45:31Along with all the familiar faces,
45:36there were diddly-squat alumni from previous years.
45:41Look who's here.
45:43You all right?
45:43Like Kevin and Ellen, the sheep people.
45:47I was reading you had shedding sheep.
45:49Yeah, we've got easy care.
45:51One of them was so easy to care for, it dies.
45:55Even Mr. No-No-No Tom turned up,
45:58proudly announcing he was now a published author.
46:02It's your book.
46:04Yeah, I used to go out with local groups and do moscopes and stuff.
46:09It's fantastic.
46:10I thought it said a guy to find him Moses.
46:16Lisa, Harriet's bought is a present.
46:20No way.
46:21Did you make that?
46:22Yes.
46:23You made it?
46:24Yes.
46:24Aw, thanks, Harriet.
46:25It hangs that way.
46:27It's Christmassy and violent.
46:29And my sister and my dad shot them all and killed that person.
46:33Oh!
46:35That is brilliant.
46:36Well, I want to actually hang it.
46:38Oh, you don't have to put it up.
46:39Yes, we do.
46:41You all right?
46:43You like that?
46:44Yeah.
46:45And then you pick it up with your mouth.
46:46What?
46:46Okay.
46:47How could it be Mick Jagger to get that?
46:50No.
46:51Hang on.
46:52Okay.
46:54Right, so...
46:55No, no, no.
46:55Not on your knees.
46:56No hands.
46:57And no knees.
47:01Ha-ha!
47:04You ready, Gerald?
47:06Yeah.
47:08Right, 101, yeah?
47:09Double out.
47:10What do you do, do you do maths?
47:10I'm quite good at maths.
47:12Nothing in.
47:12There's no light on the dartboard, are you?
47:15I can't see it.
47:16You're getting close every time.
47:17You should get your head torch and put it on it.
47:20Yay!
47:21That was good.
47:22What's the prize, anyway?
47:24I'll buy you a drink.
47:25It's a free bar.
47:27I know, that's my point.
47:31I'll buy you a drink.
47:36I'll buy you a drink.
47:37I'll buy you a drink.
47:37Could you do that?
47:38Absolutely zero, Gerald.
47:40Absolutely ridiculous.
47:41I was on my hands and knees.
47:43Come on, Charles.
47:44I'll do health and safety for you.
47:46Oh, Jesus.
47:47Yaşıl!
47:47societ!
47:48Aşağı!
47:49İnanamnı.
47:51Ne?
47:5221
47:5318
47:54Ne?
47:54Ne?
47:55Ne?
47:56Ne?
47:57Ne?
48:01As the drink flowed and the fire roared.
48:07Yuletide gay.
48:11There was no doubt, we'd made a really good pub.
48:16Our travels will be miles away.
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