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03:20ve bu arada ne yapmıyor musun?
03:27Bu ne?
03:27Ben görmekten çok elginç.
03:28Bu ne?
03:31Bu ne?
03:33Bu ne?
03:33Bence bu ne?
03:36Bence mi?
03:37Burayt, bu ne?
03:38Bu ne?
03:38Bu ne?
03:40Ne?
03:40Ne?
03:41Ben, Ben?
03:42Nick Kapa'ya
03:43Ah
03:45So we went to a music festival together
03:47And Nick dressed up as Snake Blitzkin
03:49From Escape from LA
03:51He got so drunk he had a fake eye patch on
03:54Which was from an oil canister that he didn't clean
03:56So the oil infected his eye
03:59Then halfway through the festival he goes
04:01I haven't had a shower in five days
04:04And I said brother
04:05It's a three day music festival
04:08I know Nick Kapa so I know it's true
04:11He's actually a very good comedian
04:12Alright Celia what did you bring in?
04:14I heard about this thing where some people make figurines of their dogs using dog hair
04:22And because I don't have a dog that's my hair
04:28Joel
04:29Well I loved this prize task
04:32Because you have my community everybody to thank for the dating apps
04:37You know we really expedited dating with Grindr
04:39And then there's Tinder
04:40And the lesbians have the Bunnings store locator app
04:43Um
04:45But for a certain section of my community
04:48There is a dating app called Scruff
04:51Um
04:51And that is for the bear community
04:53If you're wondering what a bear looks like
04:56Exhibit A
04:57So I've jumped on Scruff
05:00And I've brought along an actual bear I found on Scruff the Dating app
05:09And Scruff's a real thing
05:10Scruff is a real app
05:12It's yeah
05:12It's some hairy men who enjoy the company of hairy men
05:16So you're out
05:19From here up there's not much hair but from there down
05:21Woo
05:23Download Scruff then
05:24Oh okay
05:25Alright I guess I should give out some points
05:28Yes please
05:28Oh gee it's a bit tricky
05:29I'm going to give Anissa one
05:30Okay
05:31And that means I have to give Celia two because they're very close
05:34Yep
05:34So now I've spoken about my crotch on TV for one point
05:39Yeah your crotch is worth one point
05:43I'm going to give three points to Joel
05:44Okay
05:45Because I want to look at that app later
05:47I'm curious
05:49And then I'm going to give four points to Brett because
05:51I mean I know Nick Capper
05:52He's definitely a very scruffy unit
05:54But it's scruff on scruff action when you get to Rove
05:56Because the toy itself was even scruffier than what was on the box
05:59So five points to Rove
06:03Double scruff
06:04Alright no more scruffy prizes Lesser Tom
06:07Hit me with the first proper task
06:09We're heading back to the race track
06:10And just as a warning for any young viewers
06:12Or sensitive viewers
06:13Or any viewers
06:14This task contains footage of me dancing
06:35No Tom
06:36Tom
06:37Ah
06:38Tom
06:40Tom
06:40Is that Tom down there?
06:41Does he need to wee?
06:42What are you doing?
06:45Microphone
06:47What up dickhead?
06:51Hell yeah
06:54Direct Tom to his seat on the cushion
06:56He will only respond to the directions left, right
07:01Turn around
07:02Dance
07:02Or sit
07:04He only responds to the first direction given after the music plays
07:08Also sometimes Tom gets his directions mixed up
07:11Can you not for this?
07:13You must remain at the plinth
07:15Fastest wins
07:16Your time starts now
07:18What music?
07:22What were the directions again?
07:28So is it fair to say it's like a giant Pac-Man scenario where you're like Pac-Man?
07:33Yeah they get to direct me by saying left, right, turn around, dance or sit
07:36However sometimes I don't do what I'm told
07:38Okay
07:38As you know
07:40Oh
07:41You always do exactly what you're told
07:43Yeah I know
07:45Alright Lissa Tom, who's up first?
07:47The first two stand-ups trying to make me sit down are Rove and Joel
07:50Your time starts now
07:51Where is he?
07:54Right
07:59Keep going
08:00No notes
08:01Yes honey
08:02I'm sissy that wall
08:05Left
08:11Left
08:17Dance
08:19Dance
08:24Right
08:28Doesn't make sense
08:29I mean if you ever needed proof of just how white Tom Cashman is
08:33Left
08:33Left
08:35Yes
08:36Oh no no no no
08:37Left
08:41Oh no
08:42I need the music
08:43I'm very close to where I need you to be
08:49Right
08:54Right
08:56Right
08:57Ahh
08:59What if you turn right now?
09:01Just turn right
09:01No okay
09:02There's a pattern here
09:03But I don't know what it is
09:06So that sounds like a positive one
09:08Turn around
09:09Yeah okay
09:10Seems like there's good music and bad music
09:12But also what is not helpful is the music never times when you're in the row where your chair is
09:16Left please
09:17Left please
09:18Yeah good boy
09:21See that sounds like bad music
09:23Right
09:27Left
09:32Dance
09:34Off
09:39Left
09:40Left
09:41The other thing I have taken far too long to work out is when the music plays I don't need
09:47to say something straight away
09:49I can wait to say left
09:52Left
09:52That music goes up at the end
09:56Right
09:58Okay
09:58That music means correct
10:02Turn around
10:06Left
10:09Sit
10:10Let's do that
10:12Let's do that
10:16Thanks Tom
10:18Leave you with all your mates
10:26Even when you're the main character you look like an NPC
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10:32Bu ne?
10:34Bu ne?
10:35Bu ne?
10:36Bu ne?
10:37Bu ne?
10:39Bu ne?
10:40Bu ne?
10:41Bu ne?
10:41Bu ne?
10:43Bu ne?
10:45Bu ne?
10:47Bu ne?
10:49Bu ne du überall кли
10:50Çeviri.
10:58Bu ne?
11:01Bu ne?
11:04Bu ne?
11:06Bu ne?
11:06Bu ne?
11:07Bu ne?
11:08Bu ne?
11:10Do you want a smarter answer?
11:13Rove,
11:14when did the penny drop for you, I feel like you did know.
11:16No, at first I thought
11:18it was maybe a sequence
11:20he was doing, but it took me far too long
11:22to realise, oh I can time it.
11:25Also, just being a
11:26dick on that one point where he sat
11:28right next to the cushion.
11:30Okay, well I feel like we need some
11:32timings.
11:33Yeah, so Rove finished in 31 minutes
11:35and 16 seconds.
11:37But Joel was faster,
11:3827 minutes and 2 seconds.
11:40Wow, good job.
11:42Alright, it's time for some ads.
11:45See if you can navigate your way back
11:47to your own cushion by the time the show's
11:49back on. See you soon.
12:00Welcome back to Taskmaster,
12:02where five comedians are trying their hardest
12:04to win Joel Creasy's Big Leathery Man.
12:07What's happening, Tom Cashman?
12:09Our contestants have been tasked with
12:10navigating me around a stadium
12:12toward the red cushion.
12:13Next up, getting me from A to B, it's our very own A and B.
12:16It's Anissa and Brett.
12:19What?
12:21What the f***?
12:24Dance.
12:26For some reason that's making me even more angry.
12:29Dance.
12:31Why are you f***ing dancing?
12:36Turn around!
12:39Walk faster, please.
12:41Move like you're trying to get away from a charity fundraiser.
12:43Put some pace behind it.
12:47Left.
12:49Sit down.
12:51I feel like you're not listening to me because I'm a woman, Tom.
12:54Turn around.
12:54Turn around.
12:59How long can you do this for?
13:00As long as it takes.
13:02Really?
13:03That's interesting.
13:12It says I must remain at the plinth,
13:14but it doesn't say I have to remain at the microphone.
13:16Turn around.
13:16So I'm gonna remain at this plinth.
13:25Turn around.
13:32Hi, Anissa.
13:33Hey, buddy.
13:34Can you sit here, please?
13:36You want me to sit?
13:37Sit.
13:37On this.
13:40This looks worse up close.
13:46Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh.
13:50Oh, sorry.
13:51Sit.
14:01This is the cushion.
14:04That hurt my head.
14:06Thanks, Anissa.
14:07Thanks, love.
14:14So, Brett, your solution was just to go and assault Lesser Tom.
14:18Yeah, pretty much.
14:19But I thought I'd have a home-ground advantage.
14:22You know, the racetrack is my people's spiritual home-ground.
14:24So, Anissa, you tried to guilt trip Lesser Tom with feminism there for a while.
14:28I did everything.
14:30Race-baiting.
14:31Feminism.
14:32And you just kept dancing.
14:34I know.
14:35Well, it doesn't work on him because he hates women.
14:39Black women.
14:42It's opposite day, remember?
14:45So, you hate white women?
14:47Yeah.
14:49Hey!
14:51What?
14:52Tom.
14:53OK, so you stayed with the plinth.
14:55Is that an acceptable hack?
14:57Anissa is correct.
14:58The only relevant rule was that she had to remain at the plinth.
15:02And she remained at the plinth.
15:04OK.
15:05But Brett, he left the plinth.
15:07Yeah.
15:07So, he forfeited.
15:08That's right.
15:09Pretty much.
15:10I don't give a shit.
15:11I hated that one.
15:12Trust me, it's very clear to the viewer.
15:17I'd still like to know what time he got, though.
15:19Brett gave up after 15 minutes.
15:22Brett?!
15:24What?!
15:24And what about Anissa?
15:25Anissa beat even the cheater Brett 13 minutes and 42 seconds.
15:32What?!
15:32OK.
15:34I believe we have one more, Lessa Tom.
15:36Up last, will she be sitting pretty or pretty shitty?
15:38It's Celia Procola.
15:45Dance.
15:49Well, this is just...
15:50I'm just doing this.
15:51I need your place.
15:54Right.
15:55Tom, this really sucks for you, because I really have no problem doing this.
16:00Left.
16:01No!
16:03Dance.
16:04Left.
16:05Left.
16:05Turn around.
16:07Turn around.
16:09Right.
16:09Left.
16:10Sit.
16:10Left.
16:11Right.
16:11Left.
16:11Turn around.
16:12Sit.
16:12Right.
16:17You're getting tired from the dancing?
16:19I hope you're enjoying this game, because it's going to go on for some time.
16:24Sit.
16:24Dance.
16:25Right.
16:26Turn around.
16:27Right.
16:27Right.
16:27Right.
16:28Sit.
16:29Right.
16:29Right.
16:30Left.
16:30Left.
16:31Dance.
16:31Left.
16:34Brutal!
16:36Sit.
16:37Sit.
16:37Left.
16:38Left.
16:38Turn around.
16:39Sit.
16:40More dancing.
16:40Alright.
16:41I'm learning.
16:43Sit.
16:44I know how to keep you dancing.
16:49Oh, guess what?
16:50It's sit again.
16:53Do-do-do-do-do.
16:56Oh, well I think I'd like to have a sit.
17:01Right.
17:02Right.
17:03Turn around.
17:03Now go down there and sit on that red thing.
17:05Put your goddamn bum on that red thing, Thomas.
17:08Thomas.
17:08I swear to God, I will climb over this thing and I will put your bum on that red seat.
17:11Left.
17:12Turn around.
17:13Sit.
17:13Right.
17:14Right.
17:14Right.
17:14Left.
17:15Turn around.
17:15Tom, you can tell me no one's listening just what's happening.
17:17I can end this.
17:18I can set you free from all of this.
17:20Left.
17:21Right.
17:21Dance.
17:22Right.
17:22Left.
17:23Right.
17:24Just give me a clue.
17:25The cameras can't see your face.
17:27I can't.
17:30Sit.
17:31Sit down.
17:31There you go.
17:33Oh no.
17:35Sorry.
17:35You know what that means.
17:36Sit.
17:40Right.
17:41Right.
17:41Turn around.
17:44Sit.
17:46Well that's gotta be it.
17:47That's close enough.
17:49If you look here, you're on it.
17:51Tom.
17:53Come on.
18:03Left.
18:04Turn around.
18:05Dance.
18:05Right.
18:06Turn around.
18:06Good.
18:07I feel like I need to sew this to your face.
18:08I'm out of ideas, Tom.
18:10Unfortunately.
18:10You can do it.
18:12Right.
18:12Turn around.
18:13Dance!
18:25Turn around.
18:31Sit!
18:36You okay?
18:37I'm okay.
18:38You did an amazing job.
18:39All right.
18:40Catch you later.
18:41Oh God, these stairs are hard on me.
18:43Oh my God.
18:44Thanks.
18:45Thank you.
18:51Thank you.
18:53Celia, you might be the nicest person we've ever had on the show.
18:55I mean, let's have Tom just put you through hell there and then at the end you told him he
18:59did an amazing job.
19:00Put me through hell? I was standing still. I felt so bad for him. I was not torturing you on
19:06purpose.
19:06You felt bad?
19:07You had me dance deliberately 33 times.
19:12You see the sweat mark on your back? It was insane.
19:15Who doesn't like to dance? I thought you liked it.
19:19The fact that it went on long enough that Celia learnt your dance moves.
19:24Did you actually work out the rules?
19:26I figured out the yes, no, but not the how to stop them at the right time.
19:29So I had him around that area.
19:31Yeah, you never realised that you didn't have to give me an instruction immediately.
19:35Yeah. How long was it? Oh my gosh.
19:37Celia took one hour and ten seconds.
19:44Oh my God.
19:46Brett gets zeroed because he is disqualified.
19:48Celia gets two points, obviously. Rove gets three.
19:51Joel gets four, but Anissa wins the task with her half and five points.
19:56Okay, what does that do to the episode score?
19:58We have Brett and Celia in last place tied.
20:01But Rove's in the lead with eight points.
20:04Alright, time for an ad break while you're away.
20:07I'm going to tell industry secrets to our audience that I can't say on air.
20:11Back soon.
20:12So anyway, Josh Thomas is a bit of a c***.
20:24Hello, welcome back to Taskmaster.
20:27So far we've been watching Tom Cashman walk left and right and sit down.
20:32It doesn't get more riveting than that.
20:34Or can it?
20:35What do you have for us next, Lisa Tom?
20:36This next task is all about the Zoom.
20:38It's time to take a closer look.
20:53Tom!
20:56Oh, this looks fun!
20:59Hi, Tom!
21:00Don't worry, I'll wait.
21:04Can I go get it?
21:05No.
21:05Do you want help?
21:06No.
21:06You can do it.
21:07I believe in you.
21:09I reckon that arm gets a lot of use.
21:11This is boring.
21:16Great.
21:17Done?
21:20Film the most powerful slow zoom.
21:22Most powerful slow zoom wins.
21:25You have 25 minutes.
21:27Your time starts now.
21:29What's a slow zoom?
21:31What do you think it is?
21:32A zoom that's slow.
21:33You've nailed it.
21:34So what gets more interesting the closer you get to it?
21:37People have said the opposite about me.
21:38You get more interesting the further away you get.
21:42Oh, yeah.
21:43You look like someone I'd like to hang out with.
21:45Oh, that's nice.
21:45You know what?
21:46Are you doing anything later?
21:47Is a slow zoom like, you know, like a...
21:52Oh, I'm gonna be a real housewife.
21:54Oh, okay.
21:54They always do that on Real Housewives.
21:56I think I might use the caravan.
21:57I might be a real housewife of Dubbo.
22:00You know when they use really cool, powerful zooms
22:03is in like Jackie Chan martial arts type movies.
22:07Yeah, we need to go to the car.
22:09I need a smoke machine and protein powder.
22:12Protein powder?
22:13Yeah.
22:14Well, it's powerful.
22:18Alright, so we're just looking for the most powerful slow zoom.
22:21That's it.
22:22Alright.
22:22Well, who are we zooming into first?
22:24Our first zoomer is actually a millennial.
22:26She's a real housewife of Dubbo.
22:27It's Joel Creasy.
22:33Don't come a knockin' when my trailers are rockin'.
23:02Don't blow your damn whistle at me.
23:06Thanks Joel.
23:07Hi.
23:07Thanks Joel.
23:11So Joel, it was a really powerful opening, and then after that I was just waiting for
23:16literally anything else to happen.
23:18Watching it back, so was I.
23:20Um, I don't think I understood that task.
23:24But I think I looked hot doing it.
23:28Yeah.
23:28But usually a zoom, it sort of, often it might reveal something, but you said you were going
23:32to be in a caravan, so we started with a shot of you in a caravan, and we just slowly
23:37realised
23:37that you were still in that caravan.
23:40I'm just saying.
23:44Alright.
23:45Well, uh, who do we have next?
23:46Next, she looks at her own face when she's on a zoom.
23:48Now we all get to do the same thing.
23:50It's Elia Pakuala.
23:51Oh!
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30:06Ben de bu kadar.
30:06hayha bir dokuz?
30:09şofi, şof, ever.
30:10Fakat etmez.
30:11Bu başlamalısınız.
30:12Bu başlamalısınız.
30:15Bir de bir bir yol.
30:28Eski öylesek orada.
30:30Büyük of da.
30:32Alo.
30:33Halye.
30:34Permission to come aboard sir?
30:36Permission granted.
30:37It's a tiny boat!
30:38Mhmm.
30:39Are we going sailing?
30:41Oh no.
30:43Make the sturdiest boat.
30:45Sturdy, I know what that means.
30:47Your boat must have a name.
30:49You must launch a boat in the lake in 15 minutes.
30:52Your time starts now.
30:55Do I have to get in the boat, because I know for a fact that that lake is toxic.
30:59Okay.
30:59Guess what?
31:00You're in the boat!
31:03What could I use as a boat?
31:05What could I use as a boat?
31:07Yoink.
31:08This floats, so that's half the battle.
31:11Has anyone used the bathtub?
31:13Okay, this is not too bad.
31:15Mmm.
31:18You carry that.
31:19Oh, good.
31:20Because I don't know about your upper body strength.
31:21Alright, let's talk names then.
31:23What would the Taskmaster like?
31:25The Dirty Boy?
31:28I think here's a good launching spot.
31:30This says launch to me.
31:31That looks awful.
31:33I feel real bad for you, but I don't care as well.
31:35So when I came to Australia, it was because of my Australian stepdad.
31:40He got us into this country.
31:41So the boat is Mike, and my family's at three little piggies.
31:44What did we say what the name was?
31:45Was it Genevieve?
31:47It's my auntie's name.
31:47Is it?
31:48Let's actually go with Genevieve.
31:49That's beautiful.
31:50Is this part of the boat?
31:51No.
31:52I'm going to be Kate Winslet in Titanic.
31:54Okay.
31:54And you're going to be Jack.
31:56Okay.
31:56I can't remember what the task said.
31:57I think it said build the most beautiful boat.
31:59You ready to launch?
32:00Yeah, I'm ready to launch.
32:01Oh, yeah.
32:02That's bad.
32:03That's not good in there.
32:04That's cold.
32:05Here we go.
32:11Why have I done this?
32:12This is the launch?
32:13It's great.
32:14Just like the Melbourne Cup.
32:15What was her name?
32:17Genevieve.
32:17Yep.
32:17I pronounce you Genevieve.
32:20It's a boy.
32:22I christen thee the Sticky Gator.
32:28Look at that.
32:30It doesn't look much bigger than the Mauritania.
32:32What?
32:33That's the line in the film.
32:34Oh, right.
32:36Take us to Australia.
32:40Woo-hoo!
32:41Let's go!
32:46Hey!
32:47I bloody did it, Tom!
32:49I bloody did it!
32:51Off you go, Genevieve!
32:58That's kind of a launch.
33:02That was good.
33:04No, don't make me get in it.
33:07Tom!
33:08Now the real fun begins.
33:11Sweet, sweet Jesus.
33:15Sink your boat.
33:16You may not enter the lake.
33:18Well, I'm not in the lake.
33:19Fastest to sink their boat wins.
33:22Do time shows now.
33:24Oh, my goodness.
33:29It's the classic switcheroo.
33:31So making it work in the first bit
33:33makes it not work for the second bit.
33:35Alright, so how do you feel about
33:36your really sturdy boat now, Celia?
33:41And why did you think I'd like it being called Dirty Boy?
33:45I don't know, cos it was a bath and then I just thought
33:47you'd find that funny.
33:48Yeah, well, you know what?
33:49You're actually right.
33:49I love it.
33:51I thought that was a username on Scruff.
33:57Now, Anissa, you made your boat a beautiful metaphor for emigration,
34:01which makes it really hard for me to tell you
34:04your boat was shithouse.
34:07And then he made me sink it.
34:09I know.
34:09Old John Howard over here.
34:10Yeah.
34:13That was pretty good.
34:15Okay, well, I feel like I want to find out whose boat sinks first.
34:19Will they sink or swim or sink by making me swim?
34:22It's Joel, Anissa and Brad.
34:24So now I need to sink it.
34:25How long do I have the beers?
34:26Fastest wins.
34:27Hey, Tom.
34:29You're in the lake.
34:30That's the boat.
34:31Just do exactly what you did before.
34:33Okay.
34:34Get on the boat.
34:35You want me on it?
34:35This is very evil.
34:37That's me, my mum and my brother.
34:39And I have to sink it.
34:42Hang on, you need the hat.
34:48Yeah.
34:49Just sit on it.
34:50Yeah, go, go.
34:53And say, don't let go, Jack.
34:54Don't let go, Jack.
34:55Yeah, don't let go.
34:56Never let go.
34:57Don't let go, Jack.
34:58Never let go.
34:59Yeah.
34:59It's got to be fully submerged.
35:01I reckon for ten seconds.
35:02Keep going.
35:03No, that's not down.
35:04There we go.
35:05One, two.
35:06No, it's out.
35:07Sink it.
35:07You've got to get it all under.
35:08But Jack was...
35:09Jack wasn't on Taskmaster, was he?
35:11Oh, this is so mean.
35:13It sunk.
35:14Not the whole boat.
35:16You want me to drown me and my family?
35:18That is what I'm asking, yes.
35:20That's messed up.
35:23And now say, I feel like I'm flying, Jack.
35:26I feel like I'm flying, Jack.
35:27Perfect.
35:29You're so going to get malaria.
35:31Three.
35:32It's not down.
35:33I need to win this task, Tom.
35:44Tom, you did it.
35:46Congratulations.
35:47I might not blow my whistle because of the E. coli in the lake, if that's okay.
35:51Yeah.
35:51No, no, no.
35:52There's rules that need to be followed.
35:54So, if you don't mind blowing the whistle, that'd be great.
35:59Be done.
36:01Was it sunk, do you think?
36:02I wasn't paying attention, I was paying...
36:09Yeah, I think, in retrospect, making Anissa sink her own representation of a family was
36:15a bit messed up.
36:16John Howard, would you like to say sorry?
36:21In true John Howard fashion, I refuse.
36:28So, Brett, once again, you're using Tom Cashman for your personal amusement.
36:32But the thing that I like was, you made it take longer.
36:34Yeah, I...
36:35You made the requirement ten seconds.
36:38I don't know why.
36:39I was just having so much fun tormenting you.
36:41And the best part was, like, dude, if he blows into the whistle at the end, he's definitely
36:45going to have diarrhoea all day.
36:47You know, what was very interesting to me is your interest in the rules skyrocketed
36:51when it involved me getting shit in my mouth.
36:53Hey, all the information you need is in the task, Tom, so...
37:02Also, Joel, did you just forget to sink the boat?
37:05No, I misread the first task.
37:08Yeah.
37:08I thought it was make the most beautiful boat.
37:10Oh.
37:11But then the second task, you had that in front of you and that said sink the boat.
37:14Yeah, and I was painting you as you sunk.
37:18I'm not having a great episode, I'll admit.
37:21Um, so I'm really...
37:22Oh, this episode...
37:23LAUGHTER
37:24We've all seen the others, mate.
37:29He's got us in fun.
37:31He looks great painting, et cetera.
37:34LAUGHTER
37:34You were distracted by the painting.
37:36Maybe we can look at the painting.
37:37I think, uh, we've got it here.
37:40LAUGHTER
37:41It's beautiful!
37:42It is very beautiful.
37:44He's going to have to get zero because he didn't sink the boat.
37:46Yep.
37:46But maybe he can get a bonus point for that beautiful painting.
37:49APPLAUSE
37:50What times do you have there?
37:51Well, Joel took five minutes and 17 seconds
37:54before he was satisfied with his painting and walked away.
37:57And Nisa's family tragedy took two minutes flat.
38:00Ooh!
38:01And Brett, even though I suspect he could have gone quicker
38:03and just like watching me in the lake,
38:04he managed one minute and 42 seconds.
38:07Yeah!
38:08Lock out!
38:10All right, that's the end of part four.
38:11We'll see you after this.
38:14CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
38:22Welcome back to Taskmaster.
38:24What the heck is happening?
38:25Our contestants are trying to sink their sturdy boats.
38:29Time for the last two efforts,
38:30sinking Sticky Gator and Dirty Boy,
38:32two of my nicknames in high school.
38:34It's Celia and Rove.
38:36Well, I could easily sink it
38:37if I could just hook it back in.
38:38I'm gonna need the flagpole.
38:46Whoa!
38:47What's that say?
38:48Ow!
38:52Here we go.
38:53This feels fun.
38:59All right, it's long enough.
39:01Oh mate, it's pretty sunk anyway.
39:03Sink the...
39:03Sink it!
39:05Come on!
39:07Sticky Gator!
39:10I'm gonna push further out.
39:11I think it's not deep enough.
39:13I reckon that's pretty sunk.
39:15It's not completely sunk.
39:16F***!
39:17It's going down!
39:19Sticky boy!
39:21Who's the sticky boy now?
39:24I'm just gonna try and throw stuff at it.
39:28Oh!
39:30Look at that.
39:31That's...
39:32That's gone.
39:33Has it sunk?
39:36That's the attitude for taking.
39:41Come on!
39:42Oh, nah.
39:42Way off.
39:49It hasn't.
39:50It didn't sink.
39:51No.
39:51I think it's gonna sink on its own.
39:53Am I imagining that?
39:54Or does that look like it's sinking?
39:55Go dirty boy.
39:56Yes!
40:01It is definitely getting lower.
40:03Oh!
40:04Oh!
40:06Goodbye dirty boy!
40:09Surely.
40:11Not quite.
40:11The thing doesn't count.
40:12The tip counts.
40:13That float!
40:14The tip counts.
40:24Thanks, Ro.
40:24Thanks, Tom.
40:25Thanks, Ro.
40:31Ro, when you grabbed that umpire's chair, that was so satisfying until we saw the result.
40:37As I was flipping it up, I saw it pivot in mid-air and I was like, you cannot script
40:41this if you try it.
40:43You're a real big animal lover.
40:44Is that why you just didn't knife that pretend gator?
40:46You know what?
40:47It is.
40:47It is.
40:48You couldn't bring yourself to get a knife and just...
40:49I just wanted to humanely put it down.
40:52All right.
40:53Now, Celia, getting that flag was amazing.
40:56Because everyone else feels like, there's a drill?
40:58Yeah.
40:59How come Celia got powertrums and I did?
41:01I'm so annoyed right now.
41:03What can I tell you?
41:03What do you think the answer to that question is, Brett?
41:06And so, really, you kind of lucked upon it sinking.
41:09When you say lucked out, just waited it out.
41:11I am honestly terrified to find out how long this one was.
41:14If the other one was an hour and I thought it was 15 minutes,
41:17I reckon this was a week and a half.
41:21Rove took 31 minutes and 19 seconds to sink Sticky Gator.
41:25Celia took one hour and seven seconds.
41:28That's one hour.
41:30OK, so what were the scores overall for that task?
41:33So Joel gets one point for his artwork somehow.
41:36Celia gets two.
41:37Rove gets three.
41:37Anissa gets four.
41:38But Brett wins the task with five points.
41:40Yes!
41:42And how about the episode scores?
41:44We've got Joel in last place, obviously, on nine points.
41:48Brett and Celia are both on 11.
41:50But we've got a tie at the top as well.
41:52Anissa and Rove both on 14 points.
41:56OK, that's it for the proper task.
41:58I'm going to stay here where it's comfortable,
42:00but you lot can head up to the stage for the final task.
42:07All right, young Thomas, who's reading the task?
42:10Tonight it will be Anita.
42:14Sketch a self-portrait on your volleyball.
42:18You may only sketch after successfully shooting a hoop.
42:23You must shoot again after 20 seconds.
42:27If you fail to shoot a hoop within 20 seconds,
42:32your attempt is over.
42:34All shooting and sketching must be done on your spot.
42:39Most accurate self-portrait wins.
42:43You have 160 seconds.
42:48Your time starts on Tom's whistle.
42:52Three, two...
42:54BEEP!
42:57CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
43:01CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
43:07CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
43:10CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
43:27Rove is out.
43:33Careful, Joel, please.
43:39CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
43:40What?
43:56Where's Joel?
43:57Joel!
43:59Oh my God!
44:00Are you OK?
44:03Are you OK?
44:06Come here.
44:07Come here.
44:07Come here.
44:08You're OK.
44:10Go, Joel.
44:10Quick, Joel.
44:11Quick, Joel.
44:11Quick, Joel.
44:1120 seconds.
44:13Woo!
44:14Joel, you're out.
44:15I know I'm out!
44:185, 4, 3, 2, 1.
44:26CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
44:27I fell down the back.
44:30OK, I'm going to judge these self-portraits just after this.
44:33See you soon.
44:36CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
44:44Hello and welcome back to Taskmaster.
44:47We've just finished a particularly frenzied task, haven't we, Cashman?
44:50That's right.
44:50Our contestants were trying to draw the most accurate self-portrait
44:53on a volleyball while shooting hoops.
44:55Let's take a look at their efforts.
44:57Maybe Anissa's we should look at first?
45:01All right, looks pretty good.
45:03Is that the only face on your ball?
45:04No, I've got another face in case you don't like that one.
45:07Oh.
45:08OK, so your accurate representation of yourself was that you have two faces.
45:14It's that I'm a people-pleaser, so if you don't like this one,
45:17please like this one.
45:19All right, let's have a look at Brett's.
45:21I've got me there.
45:24It's the same as my portrait I have in the house.
45:26So I've got me plus the ball and I've written Brett slash tafe
45:30and then you'll notice that my tafe arm is extra strong.
45:35Oh, yeah.
45:36All right.
45:36Celia, what about yours?
45:38Uh, there I am.
45:41Very authentic.
45:42Very true to life.
45:44All right, very accurate.
45:45Joel.
45:46I didn't have a whole heap of time to work on my ball.
45:51Right there, I don't know if anyone's ever fallen off the front
45:54of the stage before.
45:56I fell off the back of the stage.
45:58Yeah, I know, and you had to hang out with some crew.
46:02Oh, you all right?
46:03You all right?
46:04But you also, like, probably spent as long drawing on your ball
46:08as Rove did.
46:09Like, Rove, you just straight away shut up shop after one shot.
46:13Tools down.
46:14Yeah.
46:14Well, let's have a look at Rove's.
46:22That's cheating.
46:23It is cheating.
46:25It was confusing for me seeing that,
46:26because I'm used to your confidence being misplaced.
46:31Whereas this time, I think it was justified.
46:34Thank you.
46:35All right, so I have to allocate some points.
46:38One point, Brett.
46:38OK.
46:39OK, two to Joel, because there was barely any face on there.
46:42Then I'm going to give Anissa three.
46:45I'm giving Celia four.
46:47And five points to Rove.
46:48Of course, you did a great job.
46:49Thank you.
46:50The confidence was justified.
46:53OK, now, before we announce tonight's winner,
46:56I want to update on the overall scores for the series.
46:59We don't need to do that, I don't think.
47:03Yes, well, it's very close.
47:04Four of them are within four points of each other,
47:06and Joel's there too.
47:07And...
47:08But currently, in the lead by just one point,
47:10Brett is leading the series with 76.
47:12CHEERING
47:15OK, so who came out on top tonight?
47:18Well, we also got Joel in last place, um, on 11 points.
47:22But Rove's won the episode with 1940s on the board!
47:26CHEERING
47:27Congratulations, Rove.
47:28Please head up and get your beautiful scruffy prize haul.
47:32CHEERING
47:35Well, there we go.
47:37We learnt that Joel was standing outside a caravan.
47:40It only took 30 seconds to find out.
47:43Celia learnt the depths to which a dirty boy is willing to sink.
47:47And annoyingly, Cashman learnt my scruff username,
47:51so I'm going to have to block him on that platform too.
47:54LAUGHTER
47:55One last big hand for our big winner, Rove!
47:58CHEERING
48:16You've coalesced into one giant idiot.
48:21I don't mean to bang my drum, but...
48:24I think I'm a clever little bitch.
48:26Her vagina nearly fell out!
48:29He tried to rip us apart, but we have become a community.
48:33LAUGHTER
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