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Desperate Housewives Season 3 Episode 18
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00:01Previously on Desperate Housewives,
00:03Mike's therapy hit a snag.
00:05I keep telling you, I don't remember.
00:06Something happened at that movie.
00:08Who did you see it with?
00:09Probably Susan.
00:09Why not ask her about it?
00:11Mike, it wasn't a movie, that was us.
00:13What?
00:13It was the first night that we spent together.
00:16I saw you watching us.
00:17We were just talking.
00:19Gabby saw another side of Victor.
00:21I didn't marry an angry woman, I just divorced one.
00:23I set her up in a nice house, I gave her an allowance,
00:25and then I came and went as I pleased.
00:27I've known you for two weeks.
00:28This is the first glimpse of a guy I could actually like.
00:31Tom's back put him out of commission.
00:34It'll be a while before he's back on his feet.
00:36How much of a while?
00:37Three months.
00:37And Edie bared more than her soul for Carlos.
00:41I'm here, and I'm asking for a chance.
00:49Edie Britt had always thought of herself as passionate.
00:54Aggressively.
00:56Relentlessly.
00:57Violently passionate.
01:01Carlos Solis had always thought of himself as passionate.
01:06Romantically.
01:08Spontaneously.
01:10Constantly passionate.
01:14So it was natural for Edie and Carlos to assume that if they ever had sex, it would be amazing.
01:21And in fact, it was.
01:26Amazingly bad.
01:28Morning.
01:29Morning.
01:30Morning.
01:32So, uh, last night.
01:35Yeah.
01:35I know.
01:37Wow.
01:39Super wow.
01:46Is that clock right?
01:48Oh, man.
01:49I gotta get to work.
01:49Yeah.
01:50I gotta get home.
01:53So, uh, I wish you'd do this again.
01:57Oh, definitely.
01:59This week doesn't seem to be that great.
02:01Maybe.
02:01Uh, next week I'm swamped.
02:03Oh.
02:04Oh.
02:05I figured something out.
02:06It was at that moment Edie and Carlos had the exact same thought.
02:12Uh, thank you.
02:16No.
02:18No.
02:20They would definitely be having sex again.
02:24Just not with each other.
03:11It's so easy to spot the lonely ones.
03:17They're the people who tell stories to their plants.
03:20I kinda like him.
03:22And whisper secrets to their past.
03:24I might even have a boyfriend if he wants.
03:25Come on, Lewis!
03:26Ain't no basketball.
03:26And have arguments with their TV.
03:29He was running like his feet are made out of land.
03:32And the loneliest of all are the ones who talk to people.
03:35You know what I think, Gilbert.
03:37People who are no longer there.
03:40Phone's gonna ring any second.
03:42There's gonna be Lynette begging me to come over early.
03:46Did I tell you that Tom had surgery on his back last week?
03:50Yep.
03:51That idiot's flat on his ass while Annette brings home the bacon again.
03:56Eh, I shouldn't judge.
03:58Plenty of people didn't get what I saw in you.
04:00Won't name names.
04:02My sister Gail.
04:04I know.
04:05You always told her that you thought the name-calling and the dish-throwing.
04:11We really loved each other.
04:14Bet you're 50 bucks or something.
04:17Hello?
04:19You're Lewis, Gilbert.
04:21Watch out.
04:22I have to get to the restaurant early.
04:24Is there any way you could come over and get the kids off to school?
04:27Hey, why am I seeing pajamas get dressed?
04:29Yeah, they are ready to go.
04:30So, what do you say?
04:33Oh, great.
04:34Thanks.
04:34I owe you big time.
04:35Okay, bye.
04:36All right.
04:37I am heading out of here.
04:39Wish me luck.
04:39More interviews this morning?
04:40Yeah, but don't worry.
04:42I am going to find you the assistant manager of your dreams.
04:45Are you sure?
04:46Because the last ten resumes you showed me.
04:48Yeah, I know.
04:49I know.
04:50Bottom of the barrel.
04:51Convicts and losers.
04:51You were clear about that last night.
04:53And make sure that they really know how to wrangle the employees.
04:56Like Kim.
04:56She never buses her tables.
04:58I'm the one that told you that.
04:59Oh, you're right.
05:01Hey, honey.
05:01I had an idea about the specials for today.
05:04I was thinking goat cheese and mushrooms.
05:06Oh, for God's sake, Tom.
05:12I'm going to be late for the interviews.
05:14I really should go.
05:15Honey, I'm sorry.
05:16I'm sorry.
05:16I know I am driving you crazy.
05:18It's just that I'm feeling so guilty laying here totally worthless while you run the restaurant
05:23and the house.
05:24It's okay.
05:24I am going to find a way to make this all work and you just get better.
05:29Oh, this is McCleskey.
05:31Perfect timing.
05:32Hey, make sure you have your cell phone with you.
05:35Then, while you're interviewing, I'll call.
05:38You can conference me in.
05:40That is a great idea.
05:45Hi.
05:46At some point, Tom's going to ask you to look for this.
05:48You will not find it.
05:50Great.
05:51Love you.
05:57Here's your beer.
05:58Oh.
05:59Good job, Chipmunk.
06:00No phone this time.
06:02I tipped the glass just like you told me to.
06:05I think someone's ready to salt his first margarita glass.
06:10Mommy, do you have trouble going to sleep?
06:14No.
06:16Why'd you ask?
06:18Because I heard Carlos say you were bad in bed.
06:21What?
06:22Why'd he say that?
06:24Do you have nightmares?
06:25Okay, sweetie.
06:27I need you to focus.
06:28What exactly did Carlos say and who did he say it to?
06:32I went to get my soccer ball from his yard.
06:34He was on the phone talking to someone.
06:37So what does bad in bed mean?
06:41Well, it means that you're not good at making your bed.
06:49And mommy doesn't like people saying she can't make a bed because, trust me, nobody makes
06:54a bed as good as your mommy.
06:57If you want.
06:59I can tell people you're good in bed.
07:02No.
07:03No, no.
07:04That's fine, sweetie.
07:06If you want to help mommy, just top off her breakfast.
07:19Susan, I'm by the orange stand.
07:21Where are you?
07:23The cheese stand?
07:25No, I don't mind you going back for free samples.
07:27But if you like it so much, why not just buy some?
07:31Yeah, of course, you're right.
07:32It always tastes better when it's free.
07:35Okay, then, please hurry.
07:38Oh.
07:39Hello.
07:42Hey.
07:44Boy, you're everywhere these days.
07:47Excuse me?
07:48Yesterday, Susan and I ran into you at the post office.
07:51Last week, the movies.
07:52One might think you're following us.
07:54Trust me.
07:55One has better things to do than follow you around.
07:59And yet, here you are.
08:02Again.
08:05Ian Fairview's a small town.
08:07You want distance?
08:09Move to the city.
08:18You've been awfully quiet since we left the market.
08:20Is everything okay?
08:22Um, well, since you asked, I'm having some problems at work.
08:27Really?
08:28Yes.
08:29We're in the midst of some corporate restructuring.
08:33I'm going to have to spend more time in London.
08:36Oh.
08:39Oh.
08:39Okay.
08:40And I was thinking, maybe you and I should just, uh, relocate.
08:47To London?
08:49Permanently?
08:50I know it's sudden, but...
08:51Yeah, it's sudden.
08:53Wow, my whole life is here.
08:54My friends, you know, Julie is still in school.
08:57Susan!
09:15Oh, my God.
09:18Are you okay?
09:19I'm fine.
09:20I'm fine.
09:21Okay.
09:22I couldn't feel the car sinking.
09:25We're going to have to get to shore.
09:30Ian?
09:31How deep do you think this water is?
09:35Deep enough?
09:37Come on, let's move.
09:39Susan.
09:42I can't swim.
09:44What?
09:46You said you played water polo.
09:48I said polo, with horses.
09:50How can you not know how to swim?
09:52Didn't you go to summer camp?
09:54I stayed in the canoe.
09:55Let it go!
09:56Okay.
09:58Don't panic.
10:00Just grab onto my neck and I'll swim for the both of us.
10:03I'm twice your size.
10:04We might drown.
10:05Let's just stay here and think of something else.
10:08If you stay here, you'll definitely drown.
10:10You see how my plan is better?
10:19Oh!
10:20Look!
10:21There's somebody on the shore.
10:24It's Mike!
10:25He's here!
10:27Of course he is.
10:28Mike!
10:37He's here!
10:39He's here!
10:42He's here!
10:43He's here!
10:43He's here!
10:44Okay!
10:44Okay!
10:45I can walk from here!
10:46Sorry!
10:47You were just gripping me so tight!
10:51Oh, my God!
10:53Mike!
10:54Mike!
10:54You saved our lives!
10:57And our cheese!
11:00Ian!
11:01Can you believe it?
11:02Mike saved our cheese!
11:05Yes!
11:05He's quite the hero.
11:08Good thing I was following you.
11:15Arnie, thanks for coming in.
11:17Then we will definitely keep you in mind.
11:20Okay.
11:22Oh.
11:23Okay.
11:24Come on.
11:25What was wrong with that guy?
11:28He kept asking what we do with the food people don't eat.
11:31Alright, so he's a fat loser.
11:33I mean, who'd you expect to get for $8.50 an hour?
11:35Well, that's what we pay you and you seem happy enough.
11:38Well, that's because I'm doing the beer delivery guy.
11:41Okay.
11:43My fault for asking.
11:46Uh, Rick Coletti?
11:49That's me.
11:50Oh.
11:51Great.
11:51Come on over.
11:53Um, your application?
11:56One second.
12:01It's been bothering me.
12:02Sorry.
12:03No.
12:04It's great.
12:04You can spell.
12:05You are now officially the frontrunner.
12:07My, uh, grandma came over from Naples.
12:09Been making calzonas since before you were born.
12:13How old do you think I am?
12:1630?
12:1631?
12:17Hmm.
12:18Not afraid to shamelessly ask, kiss.
12:20You are doing very well.
12:22Great.
12:22You want to skip ahead to the part where you hire me?
12:24Haha.
12:25Well, I should probably take a look at your application first.
12:29Okay.
12:31Okay.
12:32Don't be afraid if you don't have a ton of experience.
12:33I realize for what we're paying, we're not exactly gonna get a...
12:37Whoa.
12:38You were a sous chef at Kuchina?
12:40Yeah.
12:41That's a five-star restaurant.
12:43Actually, four.
12:45Which is four more than we have.
12:47Yeah, but this place has character and charm and a beautiful owner.
12:51Uh, yeah, but seriously, why would a four-star chef want a slum at a pizza joint?
13:01Mrs. McCluskey?
13:04Mrs. McCluskey?
13:05I'm right here.
13:07Keep your shirt on.
13:08I need another pill.
13:09And please, tell the kids to turn down the TV.
13:13I yell, they turn it down.
13:15I walk away, they turn it up.
13:16Vicious circle.
13:18Surely, you can control five little kids.
13:21Can I beat them?
13:22No.
13:23Then my hands are tied.
13:25Hi!
13:26I'm home, and I got good news.
13:29I found a new manager.
13:30That's terrific.
13:31Yeah.
13:32His name is Rick Coletti, and he was a sous chef at Kuchina.
13:37Kuchina?
13:37Why does he want to work at our place?
13:39Yeah, I had that exact same thought.
13:40And to be honest, he has a history.
13:43History?
13:44You know how stressful it is working at a four-star restaurant, and he, like many chefs,
13:48started using cocaine just to stay at it?
13:50Oh, no, no, no, no way.
13:51Well, he's been clean for almost a year.
13:53We're not the Betty Ford Clinic.
13:54No, I know, but I've got a really good feeling about this guy, and all he wants is a fresh
13:58start.
13:58I am not going to hire a junkie who's going to turn around and then hock our jukebox just to
14:03feed his habit.
14:04Here, find somebody else.
14:06I can't find somebody else.
14:07I've interviewed 50 guys, and this junkie happens to be the best of the bunch.
14:11Seriously, Dom, I don't know how much longer I...
14:14Lynette, please, can we just talk about this later?
14:15I'm in a lot of pain right now.
14:19I'm sorry.
14:20Please, just do what I am asking.
14:25Fine.
14:27I'll, uh, keep looking.
14:32Jerk.
14:35I had such a good time tonight.
14:37Who knew you could dance?
14:38It's one of my many hidden talents.
14:40Tell you what, you invite me in for a drink, I'll show you another one.
14:42Not tonight, thanks.
14:44So you would tanger with a man and then not have sex with him?
14:46You know that's actually against the law in Argentina?
14:49Come on.
14:50We both know what's going to happen eventually.
14:52And every time you say that, eventually it gets a little further away.
14:56Stop begging or I'm not going to your rally tomorrow.
14:58Okay, fine.
14:59I can be patient.
15:00As far as I'm concerned, the chase is half the fun.
15:03Half the fun?
15:04Oh, honey.
15:05If I ever do say yes...
15:13You're gonna adjust that percentage way down.
15:27You can't possibly be eating more cheese.
15:31What?
15:31I've never heard of a midnight snack?
15:34Unless you can think of something else that I can nibble on.
15:38Ooh.
15:41Slide over, you cheddar breath teens.
15:52Oh, what's that?
15:54Oh, it's a thank you gift for Mike.
15:56Oh.
15:56Okay.
15:58Correct me if I'm wrong, but didn't we already thank him at the shore and again when he dropped us
16:02off at home?
16:03Well, I don't think you can really thank somebody too many times for saving your life.
16:08Oh, I wish he'd stop saying that.
16:09Saying what?
16:10That he saved my life.
16:11I'm fairly certain I could survive without his help.
16:14And if anyone did any life saving, it was me.
16:16You?
16:17Yes.
16:18If I hadn't warned you about the deer, it would have gone straight through the windshield and you would have
16:21ended up with an antler through your brain.
16:23Oh.
16:25Um.
16:27Okay.
16:29That's a good point.
16:31But we were in a bit of a jam there and I don't think you should be embarrassed for needing
16:37a little help.
16:38I'm not embarrassed.
16:39I don't feel emasculated either.
16:42Emasculated?
16:43Who said emasculated?
16:45And why are you not kissing me now?
16:48I'm ready when you are.
16:49Mm-hmm.
16:58Oh.
16:59Okay.
17:01Oh, I guess we're gonna cut right to the...
17:04Whoa.
17:05Wow.
17:08Oh.
17:22Don't worry.
17:23It happens to everybody.
17:27Maybe it would help to talk about it.
17:29No.
17:30I don't want to talk about it.
17:33All right.
17:35We won't talk about it.
17:42Want some cheese?
17:53Hey, how are you?
17:54I'm good.
17:55You might not think so, but I am good.
18:00Huh?
18:02Where in hell do you get off telling people that I am bad in bed?
18:06I never said that.
18:07Travers heard you on the phone.
18:10Okay.
18:10I'm sorry.
18:11I was talking to my cousin in Tucson and we always trade bad date stories.
18:15Oh.
18:16Oh.
18:17And to think that I went out of my way to spare your feelings?
18:21What's that supposed to mean?
18:22You think you were bored?
18:24I've had more thrills leaning up against my dryer.
18:27Then what was all that moaning?
18:28I was in pain.
18:30You were smashing my breasts.
18:32Oh, come on.
18:33You hunkered down on top of me like you were hiding from the border patrol.
18:36I was tired.
18:38You just laid there while I did all the work.
18:39When we were done, I felt like I should deflate you.
18:42Yeah?
18:42Well, sex is like tennis.
18:44When you play an inferior opponent, your game suffers.
18:47Are you challenging me to a rematch?
18:55Maybe.
18:56So you want to do it again?
18:58If it'll shut you up, yeah.
19:03I'll fall on that grenade.
19:06Oh, there's going to be an explosion.
19:08Come on.
19:22I'm prescribing a mild painkiller for your back and I will see you in a week to remove those stitches.
19:27Great.
19:29So, how'd you folks get so banged up?
19:32Car accident?
19:34Bad sex.
19:38Really bad.
19:41Okay.
19:44Thanks.
19:49God, what a disaster.
19:51Oh, I don't know.
19:52Maybe it's for the best.
19:55How so?
19:56Well, we got it out of our system.
19:57Now we can go back to being friends.
19:59I mean, we like hanging out and the drivers adores you.
20:04Yeah, and I wouldn't want to ruin that.
20:06Still, it doesn't make any sense.
20:09Oh, I know.
20:11I'm hot.
20:12You're hot.
20:12But on paper, we should be having great sex.
20:17Well, I could always try again.
20:22Yeah, me neither.
20:25Yes, this town is hungry for change.
20:30When Gabrielle agreed to attend Victor Lang's campaign rally, she was fully prepared to
20:36be born.
20:37I give you the next mayor of Fairview, Victor Lang.
20:43But when Victor took the stage, Gabrielle found herself strangely enthralled.
20:50Perhaps it was the cheers that greeted his arrival.
20:56Perhaps it was the confidence he exuded.
21:01Or perhaps it was the effect he had on the citizens of Fairview.
21:06Whatever the reason, Gabby decided.
21:10Not only did Victor Lang have her vote.
21:16It was time to make a campaign contribution.
21:21Sorry.
21:22Excuse me.
21:23Excuse me.
21:24Excuse me.
21:25I'm sorry.
21:26Um, I'm afraid Mr. Lang has to take an important meeting in his limo.
21:31Now.
21:37The radio station, Clyde.
21:39So what's all this about?
21:41Uh, your speech.
21:42I liked it.
21:47Seriously.
21:48Here?
21:49Now?
21:50Well, you laid out all your positions.
21:54Don't you wanna get acquainted with mine?
21:59Clyde, could you put up the partition, please?
22:02Yes, sir.
22:03Anything else?
22:04Music.
22:05Loud music.
22:08Good luck.
22:09You've got to have a lovely love.
22:12Hey, now you've got to have a lovely love.
22:15Baby, good luck.
22:16Now, baby, good luck.
22:18Mrs. McCluskey, it has been ten minutes.
22:22Where's my pie?
22:25I'm unloading the dishwasher.
22:27You get your damn pie when I'm done.
22:30Mrs. McCluskey?
22:35I want my pie now.
22:40Oh, yeah, yeah.
22:41You heard me.
22:43Your being here is in charity.
22:44We pay you good money to help us.
22:46So when I ask you to do something, I want it done.
22:52Well, here's a surprise for you.
22:55I quit.
22:57What?
22:58What?
22:58Why?
22:59Why?
22:59What happened?
23:00Five kids are tough enough, but your husband makes six,
23:03and that's where I draw the line.
23:05Oh, okay.
23:05I know that Tom has been a little cranky lately.
23:08No, I'm cranky.
23:08He's insufferable.
23:10I hate to admit this, Lynette, but every time that man screams out in pain,
23:14I do a cajig inside.
23:15Look, I'll talk to Tom.
23:17No, my mind's made up.
23:18Wait, wait, wait.
23:19Please don't do this, please.
23:20I'm at the end of my rope.
23:21I wish I could help you, Lynette.
23:23I can see that you're going down, but I'm just too old to get dragged down with you.
23:31Yeah!
23:31Yeah!
23:32Yeah!
23:34Yeah!
23:35Yeah!
23:36Yeah!
23:36Yeah!
23:36Yeah!
23:38Yeah!
23:40Okay, everybody, go on up to bed.
23:42Parker, you got the baby.
23:44Mom!
23:44Yeah, that's exactly right.
23:46You know what to do.
23:50Before you speak, just know that ever since McCloskey left, I've been lying here feeling like the biggest jerk ever.
23:58Tomorrow morning, I am going to call her and apologize.
24:03I will fix this.
24:07Well, you might also want to apologize to the customer who found a Lego in her pizza.
24:14Oh, God.
24:15Did the kids do that?
24:16I hope.
24:18Oh, God.
24:20It was so awful tonight.
24:24Oh, honey.
24:25You know what you need.
24:27What?
24:31A scene, too.
24:34Once the kids are asleep, slip on that sexy blue thing and then sneak back down here.
24:43You want to have sex?
24:45You want to have sex?
24:45But you're immobile.
24:48Okay, maybe following sex is a little ambitious, but there's other stuff that we could do.
24:56But you can't bend at the waist, and that pretty much leaves the heavy lifting to me.
25:02Trust me.
25:03If you get us to the finish line, I will cross it.
25:08Ew.
25:10Is that why you apologize?
25:12Just so I'd service you?
25:14Honey, I have been trapped in this bed all day long.
25:17I'm bored.
25:17I'm miserable.
25:18Can't you do this one little thing for me?
25:22I have been doing everything I can to keep our heads above water.
25:27I can't do you, too.
25:35For Gabrielle, the best part of having sex with a new man was seeing how quickly his affection
25:41would turn to obsession.
25:43No messages.
25:45But when Victor failed to call the next morning.
25:49No messages.
25:52Or the next afternoon.
25:55No messages.
25:56It was Gabrielle who began obsessing.
26:01Not a peep.
26:0224 hours.
26:03Well, he's busy.
26:04Isn't he debating the mayor tonight?
26:06I don't care.
26:06He can find two lousy minutes for me.
26:08I'm here.
26:10Deal me.
26:11Sorry, no poker today.
26:13Lynette had to work.
26:14Want a margarita?
26:15Oh, I'd like three, but I'll start with one.
26:18Miss Elise?
26:19Sorry to interrupt.
26:20You have any water?
26:21Yeah, in the fridge.
26:30Who is that?
26:31And why don't you put your water on that lower shelf?
26:38That's Toby.
26:39He's fixing my closet.
26:40Has your cocky boyfriend gotten a load of the help?
26:43Move away from that topic.
26:44We had sex yesterday in his limo.
26:47Oh, I love limo sex.
26:49Town car or stretch?
26:50Well, stretch, of course.
26:51I'm not a complete slut.
26:53Hmm.
26:53Point is, he hasn't called since.
26:56Oh.
26:57So, how was the sex?
26:59Fantastic.
27:00As good as with Carlos.
27:02Hmm.
27:03That good, huh?
27:05I'm such an idiot.
27:06I gave it up way too fast.
27:08Now I've lost all the power.
27:09Oh, come on.
27:10No, I'm serious.
27:11Our mothers had the right idea.
27:13They let men think they were the only ones who needed sex,
27:16and women just went along as a favor.
27:17Men begged for every crumb, and we never lost the upper hand.
27:21Yeah, no guy respects an easy conquest.
27:24I make all my men wait.
27:26It's true.
27:27She has a little room with magazines in an aquarium.
27:30I have so missed our friendship.
27:35I think if you really like this guy, you should just be honest.
27:38You should tell him that you feel a little hurt.
27:40Oh, yeah.
27:41Whining is really going to bring him to his knees.
27:44You want to get this guy back in line?
27:46You hit him hard, you hit him fast.
27:48Is he the jealous type?
27:49Aren't they all?
27:51Hmm?
27:53So what should I do to make him jealous?
27:55I got all the shelves up.
27:57Anything else?
28:05My opponent thinks we should combat prostitution by mounting surveillance cameras to embarrass the customers.
28:13I call that a blatant violation of our citizens' privacy.
28:17Mr. Mayor, if you're so worried about privacy, just wear a hat, keep your head down, and you'll be fine.
28:24Okay, thank you very much, gentlemen.
28:26So, let's move on to our next subject.
28:30You both have said our citizens pay too much in taxes.
28:33How would you attract new businesses to boost the city's tax base?
28:39Mr. Lang?
28:42Uh, Mr. Lang?
28:44I'm sorry.
28:45Would you, uh, uh, repeat the question please?
28:48How would you bring new business to Ferbia?
28:52I would, uh, offer tax exemptions to, uh, first-year startups.
28:59And that will increase our tax base?
29:03No, of course not. Not at first, but when conjoined with...
29:11My opponent seems a bit overtaxed.
29:20Gentlemen, there's been much talk lately regarding our local schools.
29:24What would you do to improve public education?
29:28Mr. Lyon?
29:34There you go. Woo! Sorry for the wait.
29:37Miss, please.
29:38I will be right there.
29:41Oh, my God, Mrs. Scalvo, I am so sorry.
29:44Don't cry. Just clean.
29:46Miss, if you could just...
29:47I swear I will be there in one second.
29:49Here we go. Here we go.
29:52Yeah.
29:54Let me guess. It's a bad time.
29:56Oh, my God, Rick, I never got back to you. I am so sorry.
29:59That's okay. I didn't mind waiting so long as it's good news for me now.
30:04Look, I think you're great, and we would be lucky to have you.
30:07It's just my husband isn't really comfortable...
30:11With an ex-drug addict in his kitchen.
30:14Oh, no.
30:14You can drug test me every week.
30:17Anything you want.
30:18I just...
30:20I really need this job.
30:24Miss!
30:26Could you excuse me a second?
30:28I'm sorry. I'm sorry. What's up?
30:31I hate my calzone.
30:33Oh? What's wrong with it?
30:34It's just not good, and I want a new one.
30:36All right, all right. I will put your order in, but the kitchen's a little backed up.
30:40Not my problem.
30:42You gave me a sucky calzone.
30:44I don't care if you have to get back there and make it yourself.
30:53I can't do this.
30:58It's just...
31:10What is this?
31:14I'll make you a new calzone, sir.
31:16Fresh basil, garlic.
31:18You like sun-dried tomatoes?
31:19Yeah, sounds good.
31:21Hey, is she all right?
31:24Yeah, it's her grandma's calzone recipe.
31:28She takes criticism very personally.
31:32Press some dough for a calzone for me, and let me get someone to chop some basil.
31:38Yeah, okay.
31:39Uh, who are you?
31:41I'm Rick.
31:42You work here now?
31:50Looks like I do.
31:59Oh, is that new?
32:01I just bought it.
32:02But if you don't like it, feel free to rip it off me.
32:07Actually, I have this book proposal to discuss at an 8 a.m. meeting, so I can't really...
32:12Well, that's okay.
32:13You gotta work, you gotta work.
32:15Uh, so, um, I was thinking about London.
32:20Oh?
32:22Yeah.
32:24Julie's gonna be applying to colleges soon, and, uh, a year abroad could give her a real boost.
32:32So, let's do it.
32:35Are you serious?
32:37Yes.
32:37Yes.
32:39I want to spend time in your world.
32:41I want to play cricket, and I want to eat crumpets, and I want to use the word, ghostly.
32:48God, Susan, you have no idea how excited this makes me feel.
32:53Well, my thigh is getting an oogling.
32:56We'll call a realtor first thing in the morning and put our houses on the market.
33:00Not mine, okay?
33:01That way we can use it when we visit.
33:03That's what hotels are for, darling.
33:04I don't want to sell my house.
33:06Everybody I love is on this street.
33:12Um, what happened?
33:14I'm feeling tired.
33:17You weren't tired a second ago.
33:19I'm not in the mood, all right?
33:22Why not?
33:23You know, I'm not used to being grilled about my sex drive.
33:26Well, I'm not used to guys bailing on me in the middle of foreplay.
33:30And by guys, of course you mean Mike.
33:33What?
33:33Well, I'm sure good old Mike was ready and able 24-7.
33:38You're not actually...
33:42Oh, okay.
33:43Um, that's it.
33:46I've had it.
33:47Susan!
33:48Really, I can't have this conversation one more time.
33:51I've done nothing but prove my love to you for the last year,
33:55and you cannot shut up about Mike.
33:57I don't trust the man.
33:58Well, you don't have to trust Mike.
33:59You have to trust me, and you don't.
34:04That's what going to England's about, isn't it?
34:06You're just trying to get me away from Mike.
34:09Well, you know what?
34:10Screw it.
34:10I'm not going.
34:11And if you ever bring up his name again, we're over.
34:14Got it?
34:14Over.
34:39Hi.
34:42This is from me and Ian.
34:45An electric juicer.
34:49Yeah, well, you know, you try to think of a more appropriate
34:52thank you for saving my life gift.
34:55Oh.
34:57This works fine for me.
35:01Good.
35:10I should go.
35:13You okay?
35:16Yeah.
35:19I'm good.
35:21You sure about that?
35:24Yeah.
35:28Yeah.
35:28It's just, um, you know, Ian and I have a little thing of it.
36:11Ian, about what I said...
36:13You were right.
36:15You've never given me reason to doubt you.
36:18I'm an insecure idiot.
36:22I don't deserve you, Susan.
36:24But if you'll please keep pretending that I do,
36:27I swear I will not utter a single jealous word
36:30for the rest of our lives together.
36:55Gabby, it's Victor.
36:56What the hell were you thinking?
36:57That little stunt of yours almost cost me the debate.
37:05It's me again.
37:06Okay, I get it.
37:07I forgot to call and you were mad.
37:09But still, you...
37:16Hi.
37:16I hope you got the flowers.
37:17Again, I am so sorry for not calling you.
37:26Gabby, come on.
37:27What's it gonna take for you to forgive me?
37:29I'll do anything you want.
37:38Brought you some flowers.
37:40In case the other three bouquets got lonely.
37:43You can go now.
37:44I don't want to take any more time out of your busy schedule.
37:46For God's sake, Gabby,
37:47how many times do I have to say I'm sorry?
37:50What I did was thoughtless and inconsiderate.
37:52Yes, it was.
37:53But what you did was flat out vicious.
37:55Just trying to get your attention.
37:56By humiliating me in public.
37:58Hey, you heard me.
37:58If I have to strike back hard to protect myself...
38:01Is that what you think this is?
38:02Combat?
38:03I've been taken for granted before
38:04and I'm not gonna let it happen again.
38:06If I'm gonna give myself to you,
38:07you damn well better worship me.
38:09And I will do that.
38:11Morning and evening services.
38:13Good.
38:14But you have to stop treating this relationship
38:16like it's a boxing match.
38:17Only one of us can win.
38:19Maybe you haven't noticed,
38:20but I'm in love with you.
38:22So it'd be nice if you could take the gloves off
38:24and trust me.
38:27You're in love with me.
38:30Yeah.
38:34My campaign,
38:36that's about winning.
38:37This, you and me,
38:40it's about happiness.
38:43And we could both use a little.
38:49Maybe you need some more time to think about it.
39:06Look, no gloves.
39:19Travers conked out the moment his head hit the pillow.
39:22Poor little guy was beat.
39:24Well, he should be.
39:26He covered every inch of that zoo.
39:28Oh.
39:29Oh, check this out.
39:30You and Travers at the monkey house.
39:32Oh, I look squinty.
39:33Delete, delete.
39:36Oh, there's the one the pretzel guy took.
39:38Oh, look at the three of us.
39:40You have to email me that one.
39:41Isn't that great?
39:42Mm-hmm.
39:43You know, he thought that Travers had my eyes.
39:46Seriously?
39:47He totally thought we were family.
39:48Oh, well, if we were,
39:51we'd be one hell of a good-looking one.
39:53Hmm.
39:54Hmm.
39:55Yeah.
39:56Nothing better than family.
40:00Hmm.
40:02Hmm.
40:03Hmm.
40:05Hmm.
40:06Hmm.
40:07Hmm.
40:07Hmm.
40:08Hmm.
40:09Hmm.
40:12Hmm.
40:27Oh, wow.
40:31This time, I really mean it.
40:34Me too.
40:41Well, you're going to say it?
40:43Anything?
40:44To be honest, I've heard better apologies.
40:47But I know how hard this must have been for you.
40:50And that makes me happy.
40:52So I accept.
40:55Thanks.
40:56That's big of you.
40:57And it's big of you to admit you're a chucklehead.
41:00I'll see you tomorrow.
41:03Did you hear that, Gilbert?
41:04He apologized.
41:06I mean, I know he did it just for her sake, but still, I mean, I know he did it
41:09just for her sake, but still, maybe they have a good marriage after all.
41:16But they'll never have what we had, will they, Gilbert?
41:20Not by a long shot.
41:25Passion.
41:26It's a force so potent we still remember it, long after it's faded away.
41:33a drive so alluring it can push us into the arms of unexpected lovers
41:42a sensation so overwhelming it can knock down walls we've built to protect our hearts
41:51a feeling so intense it resurfaces even though we tried so hard to keep it buried
42:01yes of all emotions passion is the one that gives us a reason to live
42:09and an excuse to commit all sorts of crimes
42:37you
42:40you
42:41you
42:43you
42:59You
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